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Speaker 1: another Jubila on the twenties. I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello,

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Speaker 1: oh bueno. This this is Lane. I'm one of the

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Speaker 1: managers from Fitness. How you doing? Uh? Good? Good? Am

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Speaker 1: I speaking? Am I speaking to Anna? Yeah? Okay, good again.

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Speaker 1: My name is Lane. I'm one of the managers of Fitness.

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Speaker 1: You're Jim. Oh oh oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, sorry, yeah, oh,

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Speaker 1: how can I help you? Well, the reason I'm calling

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Speaker 1: today is to tell you congratulations. Oh did I win something? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You did? You want a brand new life? We heard

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Speaker 1: you had a baby. That's great. I did. Yeah. I'd

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Speaker 1: say that's a pretty big thing to win, right yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just yeah, yeah, it's yeah. So congratulations from all

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Speaker 1: of us here at our fitness Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know Jim's called to congratulate you on having

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Speaker 1: a baby. Hey, well, we care about our clients, right,

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Speaker 1: So what is his or her name? His name is

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Speaker 1: Cousin Carson, Little Jim rat. I love it. That's so cute. Someday, Yeah, yeah, someday.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we make it today? How about we sign

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Speaker 1: him up? Oh yeah, you have gym memberships for brand

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Speaker 1: new babies. Yeah, yeah, we do. Oh you're not laughing,

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Speaker 1: are you? No? I am one hundred percent serious. Let's

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Speaker 1: get that guy signed up. Huh. We can put them

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Speaker 1: on a membership right now. He's gonna need one sooner

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Speaker 1: or later. Ahead. I've never heard of anything like that.

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Speaker 1: Why not. It's never too early to make some lifestyle

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Speaker 1: changes and to get in the gym and start working out.

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Speaker 1: That's what we say here. Yeah, I've never seen any

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Speaker 1: other babies at the gym before. Listen. That's because they're

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Speaker 1: in a separate room. We got two programs for you.

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Speaker 1: One is called the Ultra Junior Membership. It's for more

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Speaker 1: active babies. And then for the others, we have a

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Speaker 1: program called Soft Tots. So which soft tots s O

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Speaker 1: f t t ots? Soft tots? Yeah, soft Tots. That's

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Speaker 1: a program designed for the more flabby babies who could

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Speaker 1: probably lose a pound or two. Ohul, you'd be surprised.

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Speaker 1: We get some babies in here who need to get

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Speaker 1: on a program right away, maybe doing some little top

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Speaker 1: squats to help out with the legs, and then also

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Speaker 1: you know, some little baby sit ups. You know, I've

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Speaker 1: heard of programs where you're getting your baby active like

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Speaker 1: mom and me classes, but squats baby squats, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: weird it. We put them in a little bouncy seat

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Speaker 1: where they bounce them and now normally, but we put

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Speaker 1: some weights on their shoulders while they do it. Get

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Speaker 1: those legs nice and strong. You found insane. You cannot

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Speaker 1: weight on baby? Oh yeah, yeah, we do it all

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Speaker 1: the time. And another good thing about building those legs,

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Speaker 1: especially doctor, look at that. I honestly I cannot believe

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Speaker 1: you call people and you offer this sort of thing.

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Speaker 1: This is negligence. Man. We are a big national gym.

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Speaker 1: We've done our research, We've paid all the lawyers to

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Speaker 1: make sure everything is perfectly legal. It's a great program.

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Speaker 1: It's a really good program. Telling me other people've actually

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Speaker 1: signed up for this, oh yeah we have. I just

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Speaker 1: enrolled four babies today and our soft taught's program. Well

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Speaker 1: you know what, it's probably because you called them up

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Speaker 1: and filled their heads with craziness that babies need to

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Speaker 1: be strong and lifting weights. I cannot believe you're calling people.

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Speaker 1: That's awful. So are you saying you just want your

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Speaker 1: baby to kind of lay around and do nothing all day?

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Speaker 1: What they do? I mean, that's not a healthy life

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Speaker 1: for at all. That's what they do. They do, that's

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Speaker 1: what they do. They lay around. They don't have weight,

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Speaker 1: and that's the problem. But I promise you, if you

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Speaker 1: give me your baby today, I'll have him running a

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Speaker 1: marathon within six months. That's how in shape are going

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Speaker 1: to get a marathon? You are a streaking an idiot.

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Speaker 1: Run a marathon. He can't even walk yet much looks

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Speaker 1: run a marathon. I'll have him running a marathon before

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Speaker 1: he can even walk. That's how good my program is.

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Speaker 1: I gotta friend it the news and I am going

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Speaker 1: to call him right now. You are gonna get investigated.

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Speaker 1: People are going to find out what it is that

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Speaker 1: you're doing and if this is actually a corporate thing,

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Speaker 1: if this is happening. Oh oh, you guys are in

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Speaker 1: for it. Okay, fine, then I'm gonna call your boyfriend, Mike.

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Speaker 1: What how do you know my boyfriend? Oh? Because he

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Speaker 1: set you up for a prank phone call. It's a joke. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't. Yes, he told us about you guys just

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Speaker 1: had a baby and how you like to work out,

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Speaker 1: and thought maybe I could get it signed up at

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Speaker 1: the gym and get it started. Got me so good, Okay,

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Speaker 1: But you gotta admit there are a couple babies out

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Speaker 1: there that could lose a few pounds, right, I mean

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Speaker 1: maybe when they're like six the week up every morning

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