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Speaker 1: the a hole? You are the a hole for fighting? Wow?

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Speaker 2: Jesus said, turn the other cheek, that's right. Confucius said run.

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Speaker 2: Let them run over you with your car.

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Speaker 1: That's right. They run over one cheek, turn the other

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Speaker 2: You know, I think it was a lot of roads

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Speaker 2: that said please run a train through me.

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Speaker 1: Be a doormat. That is the lesson of the day.

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Speaker 1: So basically, on Monday, I was in a crash at

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Speaker 1: red light for around a minute before going when the

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Speaker 1: about halfway through the intersection, my vision went white and

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Speaker 1: the world started spinning. Oh fuck, geez all my airbags

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Speaker 1: had gone off. My oil it just started to spill

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Speaker 1: all the way down the street and my console was smoking. Wow. WHOA.

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Speaker 1: So I missed the part of the crash where the

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Speaker 1: other party tried to hop on the interstate and crossed

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Speaker 1: me took off after them and brought them back. So

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Speaker 1: basically it looks like OP was in like a really.

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Speaker 2: Bad collision and the person that got into the crash

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Speaker 1: But some like straight Air and his good samaritan vigilante,

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Speaker 1: just like chasing bad Man in the Baby. When the

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Speaker 1: cops finally showed up after around forty five minutes, the

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Speaker 1: other party decided to lie and say that I ran

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Speaker 1: the red light. Dude, It's always fucking like that, always always.

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Speaker 1: He tried to reverse Unomi with the blame.

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Speaker 2: Dude, that's what I got into a crash before, like

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Speaker 2: a lift driver crashed into my car. I recorded him

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Speaker 2: admitting fault and then he reversed the uh the story

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Speaker 1: Like suit, damn, you've solid with it. Yeah, I'm a

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Speaker 1: content creator who. He also showed a gift card instead

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Speaker 1: of an ID, like, as a bride, would you like

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Speaker 1: seven and a half dollars on a cold Stone screamer

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Speaker 1: regard and expires in three days, so you sit fast

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Speaker 1: like what the fuck? And I'm still so bewildered by

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Speaker 1: that bride. Perhaps, oh so, maybe it wasn't bro maybe maybe. Thankfully,

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Speaker 1: the man in the car directly behind me also had

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Speaker 1: op is really surrounded by some good Samaritans. I know,

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Speaker 1: God lucky for real. Again, after calling insurance, I've now

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's police officer, prison officer, but

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Speaker 2: I think his prison officer probably like just like a

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Speaker 1: That could be the case. Maybe maybe where this guy

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Speaker 1: is going, you know, can he get me in trouble

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Speaker 1: how hope he is like, and it was a prison officer.

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Speaker 1: It's it's the car crash the jail pipeline. Yeah, super strong.

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Speaker 1: I'm scared that one morning I'll wake up and find

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Speaker 1: Is it possible that I'd have to editing? To make

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Speaker 2: Right, Usually you fire when you are when you are

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Speaker 1: But yeah, a lot of car stories today, guys, again,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it happens all the time, all the time. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: That's right, And with that, we'll see you next time.

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Speaker 2: We'll see My waisted dad is six feet.

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Speaker 1: Under and I just realized he'm my real dad? Am

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Speaker 1: I test tube baby? I mean that potentially could be

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to be on terrible and his

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Speaker 1: Also, if you're a test tube baby, like, are you

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Speaker 2: Do you like, can you just measure anything? Are you

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Speaker 2: you know, guess how many gumballs are in this hole?

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Speaker 2: If someone has seven gumballs at a bowl, they do not

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Speaker 1: Run this contest. I'm sorry. On to the store to

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Speaker 2: So my dad was fifty six and my mom was

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Speaker 2: forty six when me and my twin sister were born.

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Speaker 2: That's old, is frank, Bro? Your parents are that old.

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Speaker 2: They're freaking old.

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Speaker 1: Bro. Scucie was working overtime. Jesus.

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Speaker 2: Also, I mean like like you gotta like to be

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Speaker 2: able to birth at that age, Like that's tough. Yeah, congrats.

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Speaker 2: My dad died in two thousand and seven, when my

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Speaker 2: drinker and smoker since he was ten. Ten heavy drinker

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Speaker 1: The closest thing for me was the Smarties when they

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Speaker 2: all right, start off strong. It started off Strong's Reddit

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Speaker 2: story right here. My mom and dad were married since

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Speaker 2: son from a prior marriage who was about thirty years

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Speaker 1: Thirty years older probably, yeah, it makes sense, like twenty

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Speaker 2: That's that's that's crazy, stupid thirty years old.

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Speaker 1: What were the biggest difference in age has ever been? Probably?

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Speaker 1: I have no idea. A lot dudes can shoot bullets

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Speaker 1: into like eighties. True, that's true. Fuck, this guy is working.

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Speaker 2: I've met my older sister several times, but we aren't

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Speaker 2: a lot. It's like, dude, I'm watching stranger things. You're

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Speaker 2: a living stranger things. You know that age difference. He

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Speaker 2: also had two daughters from another marriage that we never met.

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Speaker 2: How how many kids and marriages as the guy has

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Speaker 1: I only know they live in California and have first

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Speaker 1: names gee, what what intel? Yo?

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Speaker 2: If you do want more intel on that, you could

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Speaker 2: check public data checks, banking bio, find your family members,

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Speaker 2: find their criminal records, their dental records.

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Speaker 1: Well, not the dental records, but you can find a

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Speaker 1: lot of records. They are criminal records. I mean you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, check public data check so you can snoop

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Speaker 2: on all your family history. They also did not speak

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Speaker 2: to my dad and didn't attend his funeral. Bro Dang,

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Speaker 2: if you're not attending your dad's funeral, then it's probably

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Speaker 2: not in good terms.

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Speaker 1: That is as rough stuff.

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Speaker 2: As I've gotten older and I've had kids of my own,

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Speaker 2: I became more curious about my dad's family. I asked

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Speaker 2: She said she also didn't know how to contact them.

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Speaker 2: Whose public data check? Maybe, bro boom. I ordered a

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Speaker 2: twenty three in me kit, hopefully to find my half

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Speaker 2: twenty three and meat kits go. It all ends perfectly, dude. No,

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Speaker 2: everybody including you, including me, yeh, twenty three family members

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Speaker 2: of being one percent black or Asian would have been cool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, I'm freaking Japanese. Let me go to Tokyo

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Speaker 1: right freaking now, brother popping on a flight to Ghana

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Speaker 1: tomorrow to me my brethren.

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Speaker 2: With the kinta cloth, about to sing all of gold digger.

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Speaker 2: You know, literally, my man's gonna be intro.

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Speaker 1: It's like do you remember when uh the Democrats like

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Speaker 1: one percent. Hey, I'm in.

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Speaker 2: I'm as white as can be. You don't have to say,

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Speaker 2: we already assumed. We already assumed. So I ordered the

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Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, I didn't. I didn't get the

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Speaker 1: special surprise of the bonus ethnicity. Bro, I didn't get

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Speaker 1: it in the box. I'm returning it.

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Speaker 2: I love like, I feel like like white people Killect

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Speaker 2: twenty three and me races like Pokemon.

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Speaker 1: It's like I just got a rare pick too, my

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Speaker 1: sahar in Africa.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm in no way you got the Earth drive what?

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Speaker 1: It's crazy? Literally literally Pokemon cards.

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Speaker 2: What is surprising, though, is I found four half sisters,

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Speaker 2: two more than I thought I had. My dad was

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Speaker 2: not the picture of moralism, so doesn't surprise me. He

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Speaker 2: had some unclaimed kids running around. So excitedly, I clicked

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Speaker 2: to see the names, and oddly none of the names

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Speaker 2: match my half sisters I'm looking for. You know, op

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Speaker 2: I have six half sisters. Celebration row. Oh my god, Hey,

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Speaker 2: that's part of the twenty three lives that you could

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Speaker 2: is exciting. Don't let anyone tell you that.

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Speaker 1: Listen slang in that sausage.

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Speaker 2: Bro, Hey, you know what they say if your story

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Speaker 2: a good story. Case closed, case closed baby. My twin

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Speaker 2: and I immediately message them on the site. The first

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Speaker 2: reply we'll call Mary. She was born via IVF in

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Speaker 2: my dad didn't donate to the sperm banks, and that

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Speaker 1: Stupid Mary, your thumb ass.

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Speaker 2: I felt terrible for my mom as well as this,

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Speaker 2: and this would mean he definitely cheated on my mom.

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Speaker 2: Like I said, my dad was scum of the earth.

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Speaker 2: I just tell Mary that my our father was actually

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I feel like those sperm bank agencies are actually like

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Speaker 1: Did hear about what? But that what was that through

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Speaker 1: the I think really what what was through the sperm

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Speaker 1: like a maybe it was ivy. Oh no, no, no, I

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Speaker 1: think there was a guy who was the like inseminator.

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Speaker 1: I think that was the thing. Right. It wasn't like

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Speaker 1: They're probably not like, all right, we're gonna we're gonna

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Speaker 2: He dropped out of seventh grade, probably because he was

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Speaker 2: send some pictures of my dad and my twin and

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Speaker 1: Oh sister.

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Speaker 2: Later this evening, I get another message from the half

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Speaker 2: sister we'll call Tiffany. Tiffany says she was conceived via

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Speaker 2: IVF in nineteen ninety three in Pennsylvania, a pattern. All

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Speaker 2: she knows is her dad has blonde hair and green

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Speaker 2: if that's what I would conclude from that, but let's

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Speaker 2: keep going. I send Tiffany pictures of my dad and

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Speaker 2: tell her about him, and that's it. Then comes last night,

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Speaker 2: uh oh, and it gets crazy from here, folks. I'm

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Speaker 2: shopping at Ikia with my friends, relaying this soap opera

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Speaker 2: telling people they're getting a blonde haired, green eyed med

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Speaker 1: You sweet, sweet child, you sweet naive child.

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Speaker 2: It's at this moment my friend Miranda said, you and

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Speaker 2: your twin have blonde hair and green eyes. What if

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Speaker 2: your dad isn't your dad and your mom also used IVF.

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Speaker 2: At first, I laughingly entertained the idea that it would

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And then I quickly realized, holy shit, actually that does

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Speaker 2: to probably everyone but me, How could a fifty year

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Speaker 2: old alcoholic chainsmoker pass for a med student. It would

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Speaker 2: have been twenty five years since he could believably look

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Speaker 2: under thirty five unless they somehow had his sperm and

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Speaker 2: storage for thirty years before using it, and the sperm

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Speaker 2: banks in different states use the same lie about med school.

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Speaker 2: All of this didn't seem likely. I also have type

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Speaker 1: It were very low. Wow.

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Speaker 2: I'm currently looking at my half brother's pictures and he

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Speaker 2: looks just like my dad, but nothing like my sister

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Speaker 2: and I not even close. My mom has had a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Mom, I ain't telling us something.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to talk to my mom today and if

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Speaker 2: going to message my new half sisters apologizing for showing

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Speaker 2: them their dad, because he's actually none of our dads. Wooh,

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Speaker 2: you don't say pretty sweet. My dad might be a

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Speaker 2: doctor and not a raging alcoholic though, so that's pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's it. Do you want the update? There's an update.

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Speaker 1: That was a freaking update. My mom admitted it. We

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Speaker 1: are all IVF babies.

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Speaker 2: I texted my half sisters this morning to let them

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Speaker 2: know this will be a great party story.

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Speaker 1: And that's it. And that's it. That's it. Wow. I mean,

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Speaker 2: I feel like I caught it like halfway through the story.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, this is definitely like.

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Speaker 1: Something's off here. It's like, oh wow, it's it's it's

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Speaker 1: like like like she was describing and it's like, okay,

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Speaker 1: so that means the sperm banking network is wrong, and

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Speaker 1: then this family is wrong, and then this family is wrong.

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Speaker 1: It's like, bro, when everyone's wrong, you don't want to

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Speaker 1: say it right exactly.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean like like there's only so many people

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Speaker 2: that can be wrong. Also, would you rather have a

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Speaker 1: Well, see here's the problem. It doesn't matter because that's

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Speaker 1: the person who raised them. Ah. I will say it's

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Speaker 1: better to be raised by the alcoholic but actually not

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that that is, rather be raised by the alcoholic

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Speaker 1: Uh no, I'm in any scenario alcoholic don't want to

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Speaker 1: either way, I would rather not be related because then like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Italian mafia cartoon, Like, what the fuck is happening right now?

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Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, sheared smoking and drinking at eleven years old,

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Speaker 1: never stops, had a Papa cap in a Buster