1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And you never 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:06,080 Speaker 1: know what your individual body. 3 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:06,600 Speaker 2: Parts are thinking. 4 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:08,039 Speaker 3: That's because they. 5 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:12,520 Speaker 1: Like your stomach, for example, it probably thinks all potatoes 6 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:13,120 Speaker 1: are mashed. 7 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:16,920 Speaker 2: We'll never know. 8 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:20,400 Speaker 1: The only body part whose thoughts we can understand is 9 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 1: our brains. During this segment, What's on your mind, Well, 10 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:28,160 Speaker 1: maybe you tune into that one as we go around 11 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 1: the room and share what our body parts are thinking. 12 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:34,320 Speaker 2: Starting with Brooke Brook, what's on your mind? 13 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:35,680 Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna stick with my brain. 14 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:36,599 Speaker 2: Okay. 15 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:42,239 Speaker 4: So I found something in my marriage that I absolutely love. 16 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:56,160 Speaker 2: Oxious, and that is my mother. He loves my mother. 17 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 2: He loves my mother. It's how helpful she is. 18 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 4: She was recently at our house and she lifts everything 19 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:04,679 Speaker 4: off of me. 20 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:07,800 Speaker 3: It is amazing. I feel so taken care of. She 21 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:08,720 Speaker 3: does it all. 22 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 2: And then my husband is like. 23 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:14,640 Speaker 4: She folded my laundry, she touched my underwear. 24 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 2: She's making me breakfast. 25 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:19,759 Speaker 4: I don't want breakfast right down, And I'm like, how do. 26 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:21,400 Speaker 2: You not see this as a good thing? 27 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:23,840 Speaker 1: Because it's the twenty first century and men can do 28 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:26,759 Speaker 1: stuff on their own now instead of having to have 29 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,520 Speaker 1: women come and do everything for them. 30 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:31,960 Speaker 4: I like this is the opposite of annoying, Like she 31 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 4: literally folded and put all of our laundry away. 32 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:37,800 Speaker 2: We had mountains of it that hadn't been putting. 33 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 1: To really want your mom going through like your husband's 34 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 1: underwear and stuff? 35 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:41,560 Speaker 2: What you do? 36 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:43,600 Speaker 4: I mean, I'm at a point where when. 37 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:47,319 Speaker 2: She leaves, I immediately want her back. I like, I 38 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 2: am ready for my parents to move in. 39 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 4: So amazingly helpful, I can't even tell you. 40 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 1: So if your mother in law came over and started 41 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 1: going and doing all your laundry, you would you want 42 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 1: her there for an other week? 43 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 4: If she wanted to come over and do some chores, 44 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 4: I'm all for it. 45 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:07,560 Speaker 2: Okay, challenge extended. J what's on your mind? 46 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 3: Well, recently, this beautiful real estate agent lady slides into 47 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:15,920 Speaker 3: my DMS for a little bit and she's like, hey, so, 48 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:17,119 Speaker 3: when are you gonna. 49 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:20,160 Speaker 2: Ask me out? You know, righty forward, which. 50 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 3: Is great, and I tell her I'd love to, but 51 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:23,640 Speaker 3: I'm just completely honest. 52 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 2: I am so busy. 53 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 3: I do a radio show in the morning, then I 54 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,799 Speaker 3: streaming at night. Here and there we have a comedy show, 55 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 3: the I'm doing food reviews, and so she's like, that 56 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,080 Speaker 3: is fine. I totally understand when it comes up though 57 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 3: you and me, and I'm like, yeah, that sounds great. 58 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:39,920 Speaker 3: Sometimes sounds awesome. 59 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,240 Speaker 2: She does she was understanding. 60 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 3: Fast forward a month, I post about my comedy show 61 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 3: coming up. I get a message from her and she's like, 62 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 3: I'll see you there. Cute, and I was like, yeah, cute. 63 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:52,560 Speaker 3: I was like, she's actually kind of like putting an effort. 64 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,639 Speaker 3: She knows I'm so busy. Maybe she's gonna make a 65 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:55,919 Speaker 3: night out with her friends and see me. 66 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:59,239 Speaker 2: Yeah, she wants to support you in your career. Yeah. 67 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 2: So I'm all excited. I'm like, oh, that's awesome. I'm 68 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:04,519 Speaker 2: doing all my material. I'm excited for you. I can't 69 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:05,040 Speaker 2: wait to see you. 70 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 3: And then she replies, I'm just kidding. I'm not coming 71 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:08,840 Speaker 3: to your show. 72 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:10,880 Speaker 2: I know. 73 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:15,000 Speaker 1: I was like, ouch, why would you kid about that's funny, 74 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:15,520 Speaker 1: I know. 75 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 3: So I tell her I'm like that was a little rude, 76 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:21,519 Speaker 3: that kind of hurt, and she replies, the only thing 77 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:24,359 Speaker 3: that's rude here is the fact that you haven't taken me. 78 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:29,079 Speaker 2: On a date yet. I was like, whoa woman knows 79 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 2: what she wants tell me how quickly not to get 80 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 2: a date. 81 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, no, literally, So how do I somehow have more 82 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 3: dating drama now when I'm not dating than I did 83 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:42,400 Speaker 3: when I was out trying to date. 84 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't understand how it works. It doesn't make 85 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,800 Speaker 2: any sense. Technique, alexis what's been on your mind? 86 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:50,600 Speaker 4: I don't know if like mercury is in retrograde or what. 87 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,240 Speaker 4: But I had a weird thing happened to me the 88 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:54,040 Speaker 4: other day. Let's go with that. So I was at 89 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 4: work and just out of nowhere, I get a text 90 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,920 Speaker 4: from an ex. It's not a bad thing, but it's 91 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 4: just like you never expect it. You're like, oh, especially 92 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:03,080 Speaker 4: middle of the day, middle of the workday is just 93 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 4: weird whatever. I go home and then I hear my 94 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,640 Speaker 4: phone ringing and no one calls me. And I checked 95 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 4: my phone and it's a hookup from five years ago 96 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 4: called me yes, and it's an accident. 97 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:14,560 Speaker 2: So I don't answer. 98 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,880 Speaker 4: But then I text. I'm like, hey, did you need something? 99 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,960 Speaker 4: And they're like, yeah, I did, so I called back. 100 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:22,920 Speaker 4: They just wanted to catch up that day. What random in. 101 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,920 Speaker 2: The afternoon to force you to be on a phone phone, 102 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 2: I mean, it's. 103 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 4: Not like these people are drunk and texting you this 104 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,960 Speaker 4: is the afternoon, like two pm. This is happening. 105 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:35,360 Speaker 2: You get drunk in the afternoon to text. 106 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,560 Speaker 4: Your expertise in can confirm not slurring? 107 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:38,600 Speaker 1: Okay. 108 00:04:38,839 --> 00:04:40,080 Speaker 2: Then I'm staying on my couch. You know. 109 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 4: Later the day I'm thinking, how weird it's been. What 110 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:46,240 Speaker 4: do I get texts from another person that I've been with? 111 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:46,520 Speaker 1: You? 112 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,080 Speaker 2: Did they also want something back? 113 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 3: Because all these guys seen of. 114 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:56,880 Speaker 4: Their new cat, so it was cute random and. 115 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 3: They were talking to somebody I don't know, all know 116 00:04:58,760 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 3: each other. 117 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:00,960 Speaker 4: I have no idea what how And they say like 118 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:01,719 Speaker 4: good things are in threes. 119 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:02,559 Speaker 2: I don't know. It's a weird. 120 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 4: Strange thing is now? It's strange thing? Is it for me? Strange? 121 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,680 Speaker 1: Just for this? You think? 122 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:16,920 Speaker 2: Good for you? All right, everyone's on your mind. 123 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:18,920 Speaker 1: The other day I decided to take a page out 124 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:22,880 Speaker 1: of Brooks book. When I was at home, I thought, 125 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:25,359 Speaker 1: why not pour myself a couple of tall glasses of 126 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 1: cheap boxed wine and unwrapping old toaster strad just sit. 127 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:30,279 Speaker 2: On my couch. 128 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:36,839 Speaker 1: Yeah you deserve I you know, unwinded the Idaho Way 129 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:40,160 Speaker 1: and what happens? Barely made it through half a glass 130 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:43,080 Speaker 1: of wine, passed out on my couch, frosting all over 131 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:43,520 Speaker 1: my face. 132 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:48,120 Speaker 2: Enough, I'm not I'm not up to that level. 133 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:52,039 Speaker 1: I wake up the next morning in the worst pain 134 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,960 Speaker 1: of my life with horrible neck. 135 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,919 Speaker 2: And back pain from sleeping on a couch. Oh yeah, 136 00:05:58,600 --> 00:05:59,680 Speaker 2: my next mess up right now. 137 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:00,720 Speaker 3: From a couch. 138 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:03,719 Speaker 2: I had to basically crawl to get to breakfast. You 139 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:04,760 Speaker 2: could basically. 140 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:07,240 Speaker 4: Taste the headache the first sip you have of a box. 141 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:10,440 Speaker 1: Yeah. And have you ever tried to pee while lying 142 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:14,120 Speaker 1: on the floor? No, because that was me. Could not 143 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:15,640 Speaker 1: physically stand. 144 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 2: To do it. 145 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,760 Speaker 1: Everything hurt for the whole day, and I came to 146 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:24,919 Speaker 1: the realization I've officially aged out of couch sleeping. Oh 147 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:26,760 Speaker 1: yea I used to us to be my thing. I 148 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,960 Speaker 1: can sleep anywhere. This is a milestone I never wanted 149 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,280 Speaker 1: to reach in my life. But now if I'm gonna 150 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:36,040 Speaker 1: do any hot red wine strudl action going forward, I 151 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:37,240 Speaker 1: gotta do it in my bed. 152 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,680 Speaker 3: J you know you have to upgrade now that you're 153 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,320 Speaker 3: getting older, to the big chair. 154 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:48,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, the next level, that's work the age sixty seventy. 155 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:51,719 Speaker 3: Kick your feet off two pm, your snoozeye yeah. I 156 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:53,800 Speaker 3: just like how you're blaming the furniture and not the 157 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:54,839 Speaker 3: box wine. 158 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:56,440 Speaker 2: Whatever it was. 159 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:59,240 Speaker 1: I've decided I'm too old for couch play. 160 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 2: That chap sure if my life has ended. 161 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,760 Speaker 1: So that's what's on our minds and text in the 162 00:07:04,839 --> 00:07:06,760 Speaker 1: seven eighty five nine two you could tell us what's 163 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:07,400 Speaker 1: been on yours. 164 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,000 Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. 165 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.