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Speaker 1: It's I could hear in here, Yes I can the
Speaker 1: song Goodly Fighters making love right now. I'm need to
Speaker 1: believe you. I believe that that has happening. That's how
Speaker 1: I prepare for a podcast. Hello, Welcome to a very
Speaker 1: special finale episode of Will You Accept This Road? My
Speaker 1: name is Arden Marine, and I am coming to you
Speaker 1: from a little Compton, Rhode Island. And we'll get to
Speaker 1: that in a moment. Before we get to that, I
Speaker 1: want to introduce our guests, um our freet kiss had
Speaker 1: it been all season? And uh he is a terrible man.
Speaker 1: I love it very much. Who hit on my mother
Speaker 1: in front of me? Seventy eight times and she loved it,
Speaker 1: and let's just give her a proper introduction. Uncle's around
Speaker 1: and he's hugging all the ladies. So that's bag is
Speaker 1: also sand. That's nice. It had the appropriate creepy going there.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. It's on the neck the way
Speaker 1: that I wanted. It's got that late night barking lot
Speaker 1: at Ralph's got a weird vibe. I think you're you
Speaker 1: selling quail like old school like. It wouldn't be molly,
Speaker 1: it would be loose. Oh absolutely, yeah, I look at this.
Speaker 1: They're authentic. It's a fool. It's raining men in the studio.
Speaker 1: If if you are a single lady and you're feeling
Speaker 1: some real like like pheromones coming at you, it's because
Speaker 1: there's three hot gentlemen in the studio right now. The
Speaker 1: second one you may know him as Batcher of the Year.
Speaker 1: Let's give him a proper introduction. I've never think about
Speaker 1: I'm never not happy to hear that he was best you.
Speaker 1: Seventeen eighteen, he went to Nashville with J J. Maureen
Speaker 1: Kenny Paw Another year yet welcome back, I like welcome
Speaker 1: back for something. It hasn't gotten number one yet. I
Speaker 1: know I know I'm still waiting. Yeah, you know. His
Speaker 1: song had a lot more Molly do it, a lot
Speaker 1: more fun to it. My song was like I was
Speaker 1: dosing someone. It's just I'm just saying, I just trust
Speaker 1: my incident. I was like the feeling I get around
Speaker 1: you at people. I really hope that you made love.
Speaker 1: That's just clos out of my body. I came out
Speaker 1: of your body, dude. That's why. Here's the thing. You
Speaker 1: can speak it loud, out loud, all right now. I
Speaker 1: apologize that I didn't have time this week. It's been
Speaker 1: a little bit time this week to make a new
Speaker 1: theme song. And I said, there's also some toneil arts
Speaker 1: levels people, and I will make your fucking songs. You're
Speaker 1: not bothering me. I will make your song. It may
Speaker 1: just take me like ten days. So we have a
Speaker 1: new guest, so we might have to play a little.
Speaker 1: But I don't have an official theme song, But can
Speaker 1: you just make one up right now? Together? What is
Speaker 1: that party? Fancy? I did go to the Vanity Fair party,
Speaker 1: not because of anything that I've done in my career,
Speaker 1: though I'm totally piggybacking off the works of others. Who
Speaker 1: was the most exciting celebrity that you saw. Who are
Speaker 1: you like? Oh blah blah blah. Well, Lady Gaga was there.
Speaker 1: That was cool. Chris Evans, Captain Captain America. I hear
Speaker 1: he's a nice guy. He was cool. Um, Dylan Sprouse
Speaker 1: and Barbara Palvin were hanging out. But my favorite, yeah,
Speaker 1: they were cool. Like you know they they both are beauty.
Speaker 1: They both are the most beautiful women I've ever I've
Speaker 1: ever seen. My favorite thing of the night, though, was
Speaker 1: was I went to go to the bathroom and and
Speaker 1: there was an old white man who who walked who
Speaker 1: took a ship and walked out of the bathroom holding
Speaker 1: his Oscar. And I said, that's the coolest thing I've
Speaker 1: ever seen. He said, what the oscar? I said, know
Speaker 1: that you just took a crap with an ost like
Speaker 1: you took it in the bathroom. Wow, who was it, Steve, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't know Oscar. It wasn't mine. I took it
Speaker 1: was the guy that wrote green when he gave the speech.
Speaker 1: Side note, And I'm sure the audio just started getting
Speaker 1: better at home. I forgot that I'm recording myself and
Speaker 1: Katie's editing it in and I paced about like four
Speaker 1: football fields away for the first half of this that
Speaker 1: you're I bet it's not don't worry about your iPhones, guys,
Speaker 1: it's not your technology, it's your hostess. Who. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: just get this out of the way. I mean, this
Speaker 1: is awkward. This is not the fucking podcast I wanted
Speaker 1: to do again. But like I, here's where we are. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: you were all with me a year and a half ago,
Speaker 1: which was horrifying, when my father died and we did
Speaker 1: the only podcast about grief Bachelor, and you all joined
Speaker 1: me on Grief Island where I watched Great British Bake
Speaker 1: Off and talked about being an angry samoan and I
Speaker 1: allowed myself two to four days to grieve, and then
Speaker 1: it took a little bit longer, and you were very sweet.
Speaker 1: I am absolutely so angry to say that I got
Speaker 1: fucking sent back to the island. Your beloved J J. Marien,
Speaker 1: the patron saint of this podcast and of the Bachelor nation,
Speaker 1: and you've all been so kind. She passed away suddenly
Speaker 1: this weekend, and if you didn't know that, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I met your upset hearing this, and I have to
Speaker 1: just say I debated whether to do the podcast today,
Speaker 1: and my mom would have wanted me to do it,
Speaker 1: and she was a rascal. She loved the show. She
Speaker 1: loved the three men that are on, who are so
Speaker 1: kind and brieve to come do it. You're talking to
Speaker 1: two of her future ex husbands. It was gonna be
Speaker 1: Rob was going to be first, and then they were
Speaker 1: gonna get divorced. And then Heightener clearly wasn't gonna allow
Speaker 1: us on. And she would actually and she would send
Speaker 1: me clippings of Wells and Sarah Highland. She would cut
Speaker 1: them out and nail with me because she knew Goals
Speaker 1: was my friend. And I will say I've always been
Speaker 1: a very private person and the and um, I couldn't
Speaker 1: hide it when my dad died and I didn't want
Speaker 1: to do a podcast about grief in the batchelor. But
Speaker 1: in a weird way, it was therapeutic for me. And
Speaker 1: I know a lot of you guys reached out instead.
Speaker 1: It was healing for you. And then that kind of
Speaker 1: let you get to know my family more. And so
Speaker 1: now I see honestly like Jess. So you guys know
Speaker 1: it meant it means I've read every single one of
Speaker 1: your comments. I've shown them to my brother. We love them.
Speaker 1: We love that you all knew j J and loved her,
Speaker 1: and it just like it means a lot that you
Speaker 1: all show up and listen. And I truly in a
Speaker 1: weird fucking way, unfortunately, if you guys are grieving like I,
Speaker 1: I wish you could also have this podcast because it's
Speaker 1: like the best grief therapy like it. Truly, I feel
Speaker 1: mysel feel better at the end, so I, I strangely
Speaker 1: have the perfect way to start to feel better. And
Speaker 1: just in case they don't know what happened, they think
Speaker 1: it's probably a heart attack. And I found out the
Speaker 1: way she would want me to find out, taking a
Speaker 1: torque class with the pistol Debbie Ryan in Atlanta. So
Speaker 1: you know what, JJ Marine, this was for you. I
Speaker 1: love you so much. And and Aleric has agreed to
Speaker 1: do the podcast starting next season, so my brother will
Speaker 1: be on. So there we go. That's out of the way.
Speaker 1: Do you guys want to say anything? You don't have to,
Speaker 1: You can't if you want. I might now have four cats,
Speaker 1: but all right, well I will Steve Heightener here. Um. Look,
Speaker 1: you know I loved your mom. I've known your mom
Speaker 1: a very very long time. You know, Um, Arnon and
Speaker 1: I did a series together, um many many years ago.
Speaker 1: She was four years old and I was in my
Speaker 1: late sixties. Um and uh we hit it off immediately.
Speaker 1: Um are not even know if you know this story.
Speaker 1: But whatever I was saying, I was, you know, claiming
Speaker 1: you were a prostitute and like you, things weren't going
Speaker 1: well for you. And your mom would just laugh at
Speaker 1: anything I had to say. She would laugh at. But
Speaker 1: at that last moment, when she was walking off the set,
Speaker 1: back when we were doing that show, she was like,
Speaker 1: ha ha, funny boy. You keep your eyes on her
Speaker 1: for me, will you? And I said, you keep your
Speaker 1: eyes on her, your eyes on her, will you? I said,
Speaker 1: you know, of course, you know I will. And uh
Speaker 1: so it's just been a long, great ride. Look, we
Speaker 1: all got robbed. This was this was supposed to be
Speaker 1: her time. She was tremendous, tremendous lady. I mean, I
Speaker 1: grew up in a town when those stoplights in a
Speaker 1: general store. I'm back here now. It's literally like I
Speaker 1: time traveled to the sixteen hundreds to come and I
Speaker 1: you guys will appreciate this. We're having her funeral Friday.
Speaker 1: We didn't grow up going to any church. And I
Speaker 1: actually we basically like have begged we there's nowhere to
Speaker 1: host a funeral, Like we didn't know where to do it,
Speaker 1: so we've begged our way into the church. And yesterday,
Speaker 1: meeting with the reverence, I was like, um, can I
Speaker 1: play a song at the funeral? She's like, okay, sure.
Speaker 1: I was like, can I play Beyonce? All the same ladies?
Speaker 1: And it was like a record scratch, And I just
Speaker 1: knew that my mother fucking loved that I snuck into
Speaker 1: the church one time has to play. They oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was amazing. And I know, Rob, she robbed she
Speaker 1: met you guys, spent an afternoon and you'd flown in,
Speaker 1: took the Red Eye. You told her you were so
Speaker 1: happy to be there, and she goes, are you are?
Speaker 1: Are you? And then after my dad died, she like,
Speaker 1: you know, in the last year, she tried a couple
Speaker 1: of online dates. She goes, Ard, I don't want to
Speaker 1: date an old man. The old man she goes, I
Speaker 1: would teach your friend. Rob. I'm like Rob and Mary.
Speaker 1: Rob was like, yeah, I date her for sure. Um,
Speaker 1: I know more than any I know. She's pissed to
Speaker 1: miss the party. I know she's pissed to not find
Speaker 1: out what happened on this season. And I know watching
Speaker 1: it last night because my brother was actually the one
Speaker 1: who remember, he was like, we gotta We've both actually
Speaker 1: been so happy to have this task because if you've
Speaker 1: ever had to deal with a loss, like, there's like,
Speaker 1: aside from grieving, there's so much horrifying paperwork, Like to
Speaker 1: actually have to like unplug the phone and like we
Speaker 1: have to watch The Bachelor for two nights has actually
Speaker 1: been such a joy. And um, I know my mother
Speaker 1: would be like she doesn't fucking like him. He just
Speaker 1: she just wants the fame. She's she looked at her,
Speaker 1: she's like a prisoner's like he captured somebody. She's wants
Speaker 1: the People magazine cover. Like it's so clear how she
Speaker 1: would feel about this. Yeah, even though she didn't get
Speaker 1: to see the end of it, she I'm sure she
Speaker 1: could read the writing on the wall. She knew she
Speaker 1: thought he was gay. Yeah, well, well I started to
Speaker 1: not think so last night. I started to go too,
Speaker 1: like it's the deal. Maybe it's the kid that was
Speaker 1: the fat kid who never got the girl, and now
Speaker 1: he's just captured the one that doesn't want to well,
Speaker 1: you know, didn't we actually literally watch him hop the
Speaker 1: fence keeping in front of her? You know what's weird
Speaker 1: about watching? Okay, so overall, what did you guys? I mean, like,
Speaker 1: I mean, if this is not a four hour ad
Speaker 1: for he's just not that into you, I don't know
Speaker 1: what like what she doesn't like him? Uh? Look, I
Speaker 1: don't think she hates him, right, It's not like so
Speaker 1: she doesn't want to date him. No, she doesn't want
Speaker 1: to date him. She seemed like she was in the
Speaker 1: witness protection program. She was a hostage. She was like
Speaker 1: like ABC was just saying, you'll, you'll do this for us,
Speaker 1: We will pay you, you will do this for us.
Speaker 1: And to me, there was nothing worse than um when
Speaker 1: she finally got on the show, right, to me, that
Speaker 1: was just like such at the end when they came
Speaker 1: out and yeah, that was such such bad acting. But
Speaker 1: I mean, for a while I thought, and I don't know,
Speaker 1: I want to get your opinions on this. You probably
Speaker 1: covered it already, but when her dad came, now, do
Speaker 1: you think that the whole thing was a ploy to
Speaker 1: get her to be the bachelorette? That that you know,
Speaker 1: dad was coming in. They were trying to make a
Speaker 1: storyline and to get her to be third reality show
Speaker 1: like this is. She was on two seasons of like
Speaker 1: a Christian Laguna Beach. That makes me suspect are we
Speaker 1: doing a podcast on that one? By the way, it
Speaker 1: really We actually tried to watch it. Have you ever
Speaker 1: watched it? No? God, no, what's it called. It's called
Speaker 1: Young Ones. Anna and I tried to watch Christians beach
Speaker 1: Um and Anna, you were so cute and goes, no,
Speaker 1: your mom was a goddamn national treasure. Was trying to
Speaker 1: say something. Well, I thought it was interesting, like when
Speaker 1: he was on Paradise when I did that show with him, Uh,
Speaker 1: it was so much like Tea was like trying or
Speaker 1: was trying to make him love her right like, and
Speaker 1: it was just it was sad to see as someone
Speaker 1: who like watch it every single day. We were all like, dude,
Speaker 1: he doesn't like you. He just doesn't want to look
Speaker 1: like a jerk on TV. So he's kind of going
Speaker 1: through the motions and the exact same thing happened just
Speaker 1: in reverse to him. At least that's what it seems like.
Speaker 1: You're absolutely it's interesting because it feels like Anna and
Speaker 1: I have now watched a few different iterations, and I
Speaker 1: don't like, I'm not gonna like. But it seems like
Speaker 1: even in other countries, like generally every person kind of
Speaker 1: picks the one that isn't that into them, like there's
Speaker 1: the sure thing, and so if you're like, whoever, there's
Speaker 1: the one that's the short thing, and they never win
Speaker 1: the one that's not that into I would have a
Speaker 1: choice of thirty then that I mean, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's crazy, it's really it's really who did you
Speaker 1: think like watching this seat? So you didn't know? Well,
Speaker 1: as I texted you Lessa, you said you didn't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I kept the blinders on. I thought it
Speaker 1: was hand like in the beginning of season, I voted
Speaker 1: Hannah g and my girlfriend voted Cassie, so we were
Speaker 1: we got pretty close. But like, going back to your point,
Speaker 1: that's how everyone likes the chase, and that's the whole
Speaker 1: thing in a microcosm, is that if you don't want
Speaker 1: the easy thing, you want the thing that you gotta
Speaker 1: work for or whatever. But do you think that's true
Speaker 1: because it's more fun. She wasn't being that way to him.
Speaker 1: The whole season. He didn't know that she wasn't that
Speaker 1: into him until the last second, but I felt like
Speaker 1: every other cast member literally was like, yeah, Cassie doesn't
Speaker 1: look you. I mean, how many red flags of people
Speaker 1: being like, okay, I'm leaving, there's somebody that doesn't like you.
Speaker 1: And then eventually it's like can be asking directly to Tasia,
Speaker 1: who doesn't like music? It's Cassie. Cassie doesn't like it.
Speaker 1: Even even her dad was like, now yea, even his
Speaker 1: dad like when they went to meet, yeah, dad was,
Speaker 1: and I think or her like one of his parents
Speaker 1: actually said, do you think it's a case of like,
Speaker 1: she's just not that Indians like no, no, no, no, no, yeah.
Speaker 1: So what's our take with the with when like now,
Speaker 1: how they're looking now? Like in the Live after show
Speaker 1: last night, she she wants to be on the People
Speaker 1: magazine cover. Yeah, I mean, they honestly seemed a little
Speaker 1: happier based on how they were afterwards. To me, I thought,
Speaker 1: why did she have to film herself saying I love you?
Speaker 1: Did something like it felt like she couldn't say it
Speaker 1: eye to eye, like, so she had to like film that.
Speaker 1: I do wonder if something bad happened her because she
Speaker 1: did say her last relationship was controlling, and well, that's
Speaker 1: how they were in the first episode that Love. In
Speaker 1: that first episode where her and that like ex boyfriend
Speaker 1: of hers on that Christian reality show she was he
Speaker 1: was basically trying to control her drinking and partying and
Speaker 1: her just being like, let me live and even just
Speaker 1: being like, no, you need to be a good woman
Speaker 1: or whatever Christian woman or so. I don't know what
Speaker 1: they were talking about. It was so boring, but um,
Speaker 1: that's what I feel like she's referring to to that dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, it has to be him. I think that's
Speaker 1: also in her Instagram post I Went Deep last night,
Speaker 1: she was talking about how it was like a toxic relationship.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I do wonder she's just been so
Speaker 1: burned that she's afraid. Also, she does she has one
Speaker 1: point five million followers, so she did it. She works.
Speaker 1: She also is it word? What did she start with?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wasn't. Yeah, I wasn't on that training.
Speaker 1: She's a door. I mean, she's so cute. She's so cute,
Speaker 1: and she's like natural and cool and she can skateboard
Speaker 1: and surf like she's the sexiest one. I get it,
Speaker 1: but like part of me is like like she kept
Speaker 1: saying at the end, you know, even to his parents,
Speaker 1: which was a brutal introduction of like so tell me
Speaker 1: about her. It's like, well, she broke up with me.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen her since I love her. She does
Speaker 1: not love me, And I'm so excited for you guys.
Speaker 1: It was the beginning with their first episode. We see
Speaker 1: Colton's jumped the fence and like Chris Harrison is like
Speaker 1: whistling for a dog and they're on like a man hunt,
Speaker 1: and you know, they were so fucking excited, like they
Speaker 1: couldn't believe their good fortune. And then they finally found him,
Speaker 1: just walking down the street and he was like, dude, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm done with the ship. I got my phone in
Speaker 1: my wallet, I'm done. And then Chris Harrison, who I
Speaker 1: actually really like, but it is he is still I
Speaker 1: don't trust him, like he's your full friend of me,
Speaker 1: Like we just want to make sure you're okay. It's
Speaker 1: like now you don't ye. My favorite part of that
Speaker 1: was because Colton had ripped off his his mike, so
Speaker 1: Chris was having to talk to him but in his ear,
Speaker 1: I know, producer was like, dude, get close to him
Speaker 1: so we can get good audio. So he's like close
Speaker 1: and you also know they found him in three and
Speaker 1: a half minutes and they just on the other side
Speaker 1: of that. I don't believe how well he hopped thence
Speaker 1: that that fence top was amazing. I couldn't do that.
Speaker 1: I heard that he would get up every morning and
Speaker 1: work out before having his dates, so he was like
Speaker 1: fit that fence. Every Chris Harrison would post photo or
Speaker 1: videos of them, like taking runs together when they're gonna
Speaker 1: got a video. Every shower you take, probably want to
Speaker 1: be in tcent shape, dude. I couldn't believe that after
Speaker 1: the Fantasy Suite they fucking showed him showering. It like
Speaker 1: what was why? Well, what do you you've been on
Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, they never filmed me shower shower. The
Speaker 1: weird thing about the shower too, is like all that
Speaker 1: he had this oddly like comfortable with you looking at
Speaker 1: him shower. Yeah, there's nothing. He was like really lost
Speaker 1: in his like spitting water out like that. You have
Speaker 1: a camera that close to you and it's like your
Speaker 1: seventh time They're like okay, enough to is getting the shower.
Speaker 1: He did seem strangely, it was like almost his most
Speaker 1: relaxed when he was just like daydreaming getting filmed again.
Speaker 1: Can you get your hands up on your chest a
Speaker 1: little higher little? We want to see the hands. I
Speaker 1: know that Nick Viale did that scene or that shot naked.
Speaker 1: I don't think I think Colton was in a bathing soon. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: you don't have to go. You're supposed to take that off.
Speaker 1: What am I doing? This is Disney? I do like
Speaker 1: my favorite part of Chris Harrison when he's on the
Speaker 1: phone with I'm assuming like Mike Flice or someone in
Speaker 1: production being like, yeah, it looks like we might have
Speaker 1: to call the police. You get your angles In that line,
Speaker 1: it almost as bad as his preview for being on that.
Speaker 1: My god, I loved every You know what, guys, danger
Speaker 1: just got fun? Can we disagree on that? You just
Speaker 1: got fun? Um? So christ Actually, he's like, I'm done.
Speaker 1: I'm tired of I'm tired of saying I love you
Speaker 1: and not saying it back. I'll never be loved. I'm
Speaker 1: never gonna be enough. It's like, do you see that's
Speaker 1: the human condition? Because you're doing that to two women
Speaker 1: right now, like all of us have been rejected. It's
Speaker 1: because you're picking people that don't like you. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean to me. The other two women got over
Speaker 1: it pretty well, Yeah, Bachanic did. Tasha. Tasia was like
Speaker 1: trying to summon tears like they to get to paradise
Speaker 1: or maybe like the best. Well and also so weird,
Speaker 1: like what an amazing con to dump someone and have
Speaker 1: them console you. Yeah. Yeah, my brother last night after
Speaker 1: he dumped the two ladies, and and then because my
Speaker 1: brother's only seen a couple of the season, he's seen enough,
Speaker 1: but not that many, so it was interesting kind of
Speaker 1: getting an outsider's point of view, like after he dumped
Speaker 1: Tasia and Hannah and he goes to Cassie and he
Speaker 1: says he's cut the other one, and like, did she
Speaker 1: want to go to Spain to Mariorka. My brother was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you could see her calculating like an
Speaker 1: entire episode starring me. Yeah, goes me and I'll get
Speaker 1: back lit, sipping my like cappuccino and the alley beforehand,
Speaker 1: like she was like a whole episode starring her. I
Speaker 1: thought it was funny too though, that she was like
Speaker 1: all right, let's just go be normal. We're didna go
Speaker 1: take a day by day I'm gonna go to my
Speaker 1: Orca and we're rock climbing. Oh my god, you gotta
Speaker 1: scale down this wall. Just in dress shoes. He had
Speaker 1: on like male dress shoes. Yeah, you noticed that, And
Speaker 1: I was like, what the funk are you wearing? Dude?
Speaker 1: That was like classic, you're going you gotta know you're repelling.
Speaker 1: If you're recalling, don't wear like a tuxedo shoe. I
Speaker 1: look at the whole end of that show. Uh as
Speaker 1: to how to remain a virgin? To remain a virgin?
Speaker 1: First off? Start of the fantasy sweets, which should we
Speaker 1: get matching pajamas? Like I think to me, that is
Speaker 1: you agin about a lady boner killer, just a sort
Speaker 1: of a man that wears a full pajama set in
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen, Like I can wear pajamas. I don't want
Speaker 1: a man that wears like a printed pajama. What are
Speaker 1: you looking for? What are you looking for your man
Speaker 1: to wear? I'm writing it down. I don't know that's
Speaker 1: trigger Reactually I was going to give you started screaming,
Speaker 1: Welcome to Steve's life. That blue shirt letter jacket jeans,
Speaker 1: A lot about that. You're not what's your matching pajamas?
Speaker 1: Said that? You what if I'm talking about? I get
Speaker 1: a lot of pajamas for Christmas? Oh so you know
Speaker 1: I'm matching pajamas and women are like, what is what
Speaker 1: are you wearing? Yeah? And I always come in it
Speaker 1: was a gift. What's your what's your at least like
Speaker 1: straight pair of pajamas that you've recently warned in front
Speaker 1: of a wok. You know, people think I'm grumpy, So
Speaker 1: I have several pair of grinch underwear. What do you
Speaker 1: want me to do? Oh my god, what do you
Speaker 1: look like? Green? It is really not the color you
Speaker 1: want on your underwear. For some reason, I envision like
Speaker 1: the screw, like the yeah, the long like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: do have them. I have ones that are a little hotter.
Speaker 1: I got to get her done. That's a little sexier. God,
Speaker 1: get her done. Yikes. I can't. I mean, aside from
Speaker 1: like even if I was calling you from Atlanta, I'm
Speaker 1: so mad that I'm not in the studio like this
Speaker 1: my favorite gentleman on Earth. When I come back from Atlanta,
Speaker 1: we need to do one in person and thing to
Speaker 1: do because it is horrifying to me that I am
Speaker 1: not there with that trifecta really is. But you know
Speaker 1: our mom busy these days, my podcast that's gold An.
Speaker 1: He won't stop talking about his podcast Busy. So okay,
Speaker 1: So he goes to break up with Tassia and Hannah,
Speaker 1: and he was like, he just just again the guy
Speaker 1: that had no game. Whenever somebody like when Tassia be like,
Speaker 1: Kaylin and Cassie aren't that into he'd race right to
Speaker 1: them and be like, Tassia said that, Kaylin and you
Speaker 1: aren't that into me to like, he immediately knocked on
Speaker 1: the door of Hannah and Tasia was like, knock, knock, knock, listen,
Speaker 1: I know you came here, but I'm in the with Cassie.
Speaker 1: Like just he has no sort of intro. He's a
Speaker 1: He's a boy at the end of the day. He's
Speaker 1: a boy, right, he wasn't he first of all, he
Speaker 1: was he was affected by women that are leaving, women
Speaker 1: that want to take pot shots on their way into
Speaker 1: the van, you know, it's like and then of course
Speaker 1: once the other women realized he can be affected by
Speaker 1: those pot shots, then they're all taking them right. So
Speaker 1: to me, he's just you know, he's a boy, and
Speaker 1: it's not the wrong with being a boy. The thing,
Speaker 1: the thing that he said to um to Hannah Gee
Speaker 1: that I thought was brutals went back to the well,
Speaker 1: which was his like you are you feel like home
Speaker 1: to me? Again? He did it again, and I realized
Speaker 1: that there's positive affirmation for saying that in the past.
Speaker 1: But while you're getting dumping somebody, don't don't say that.
Speaker 1: And then and then he also said one thing that
Speaker 1: he just shouldn't have said, which was, I didn't want
Speaker 1: you to feel like um my backup plan, which obviously
Speaker 1: that's what she was, but just don't say it out laugh.
Speaker 1: You know, you're still you're still home to me, but
Speaker 1: you're the recycled band outside the girl and the craziest
Speaker 1: humanity even not even thought it until like it's like,
Speaker 1: I didn't actually think that until you just called me
Speaker 1: your backup plane, which you thought the phrase that's my
Speaker 1: backup plan. She looked pretty good. I mean, I think
Speaker 1: it did not go as well with Hannah as it
Speaker 1: did with who was like cool, we good. That's a
Speaker 1: rough breakup, considering what her mom has taught her about
Speaker 1: running over lawns. You know here, I honestly think the
Speaker 1: last time I talked to my mother, she had finally
Speaker 1: just seen Hannah's mom and I think she called her Tootsie.
Speaker 1: I think she because it was anyway, Yes, her mom
Speaker 1: driving doing donuts on the lawn is god. I mean,
Speaker 1: so did you add that up? Well, I mean, let's
Speaker 1: just let me just break this down for you. Her mom,
Speaker 1: and you remember which one was hannah mom Manage's mom
Speaker 1: and her call back in the day when she had
Speaker 1: a date with cold and her one on one her
Speaker 1: trauma when her parents got divorced. She took like her
Speaker 1: taurusts and drove like in doughnuts on her beloved dad's love.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's her and those two people, the
Speaker 1: guy that was rapping, like cheering her on, giving her
Speaker 1: the rap beat, and then her mother that was like,
Speaker 1: that's my precious little doll. She did doughnuts on that
Speaker 1: guy's long people are crazy and I love it. And
Speaker 1: that's the beating. That is the beauty of the show.
Speaker 1: So then I love um. So then he goes to
Speaker 1: so yeah, I love the tastia is also in like
Speaker 1: shorty shorts, Like they're all like fully full face and
Speaker 1: like little shorty shorts like like or and then little
Speaker 1: Hannah had her crop top and Juice just casually waiting like, oh,
Speaker 1: is there a camera crew? Like you know, they've all
Speaker 1: been more in that that He's going to stop by,
Speaker 1: and he's like, look, I was falling for you both,
Speaker 1: but I'm in love with with Cassie and I'm and
Speaker 1: I'm not in love with video. Yeah. Uh look, I thought,
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't do the whole season, so I
Speaker 1: just thought Hannah G was the hottest chick the whole year.
Speaker 1: I thought, you know, she was the first super super
Speaker 1: huge she got the first Yeah, completely cute, and I
Speaker 1: thought and I thought she was really really into him. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think it was fake a any time.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why she wasn't the clear pick, but um,
Speaker 1: I just think he was pop committed at that point,
Speaker 1: like he had already told Cassie that she was going
Speaker 1: to be the one at the end. He can't take
Speaker 1: that back like that audio can't be scrapped. So at
Speaker 1: that point he was like, well, I I can't go
Speaker 1: on in the next fantasy to with Hannah G, which
Speaker 1: was sucked in that So what I hate about that
Speaker 1: whole thing. I mean, like he followed his heart and
Speaker 1: it was really romantic actually at the end of the day.
Speaker 1: But what what sucked about that for me is and
Speaker 1: I'm the only one who's ever been on this fucking show,
Speaker 1: But like, you really only get a certain amount of
Speaker 1: time with these people, right, Like it's a very small window,
Speaker 1: and that like fantasy sweet time, He's on an entire
Speaker 1: day of hanging out with somebody, which can change your
Speaker 1: perspective on on that person immensely. And because he became
Speaker 1: pop committed with Cassie, it meant that he didn't get
Speaker 1: to have that opportunity to see if Hannah Gye might
Speaker 1: have been the one I sucked for. And Hannah says
Speaker 1: that she was like, and I think it was on
Speaker 1: stage with Chris. She was like, you didn't even give
Speaker 1: me the opportunity. And she even said I thought I
Speaker 1: was the first one. I had myself believing that I
Speaker 1: was the first. And he even said, he goes, I
Speaker 1: thought you were going to be it. Ye, like he
Speaker 1: said that saw her, which is like, why would you
Speaker 1: say it? But then I said this to Cassie, so
Speaker 1: I gotta go, Yeah, I mean that that day probably
Speaker 1: is the most amount of time that they've spent together
Speaker 1: in like onetive amount of time, right, because before that
Speaker 1: they don't spend entire days together like that. So that
Speaker 1: totally could change his perspective on her. Like, when you
Speaker 1: go on a one on one day, you'll do like
Speaker 1: the morning portion first, and so that will be so
Speaker 1: you travel separately, yeah, because they don't have cameras in
Speaker 1: the car when you're like going together, and they want
Speaker 1: all your dialogue to be together, so you travel separately.
Speaker 1: So when you get to the thing that they start filming,
Speaker 1: and you do that thing, and then you finish, and
Speaker 1: then you go to you eat dinner like the hotel. Uh,
Speaker 1: so you're separated, and then you come back to this
Speaker 1: like kind of fake dinner, right, no one ever eats
Speaker 1: the food, and then you have another conversation and then
Speaker 1: that's it. So it's separated in two things. It's us
Speaker 1: like four hours and two hours, but an entire night
Speaker 1: changes I think a lot of things, you know. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then also he just seemed more and more like
Speaker 1: it kind of gets into my boy comment of he
Speaker 1: never seemed as crazy about Cassie until she started saying
Speaker 1: she's out. You know, then of course you know, all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, now he had to have her or
Speaker 1: and quite honestly, until Tatious said it is Cassie that's out,
Speaker 1: until until his world got rocked by directly like it's
Speaker 1: like she became an issue, like in his brain and
Speaker 1: like he's so I felt like so easily swayed by
Speaker 1: everybody else. Yea, I have a question, Well, it's just
Speaker 1: about the filming. So when and when they were saying when, um,
Speaker 1: when Katie was saying, at the women tell all about
Speaker 1: how they were in the van, and that Caitlin and
Speaker 1: Cassie were openly talking about how they wanted to be
Speaker 1: the bachelorette or whatever. So they wouldn't because we kept wondering, like,
Speaker 1: where's the audio of this, and they wouldn't have naturally
Speaker 1: been recording it. Then Yeah, so if you're if you're
Speaker 1: it's like a travel day or whatever, which sounds like
Speaker 1: they were doing that. Um, you're not miked up for it.
Speaker 1: But that was the thing that kind of annoyed me
Speaker 1: that they used that against them, because you're living with
Speaker 1: these people and you're talking and so I guarantee you
Speaker 1: this is how the conversation went, and it was probably
Speaker 1: a little bit different than how she told it. I
Speaker 1: bet it was like, oh my god, you're gonna be
Speaker 1: the Bachelorrette. No you're no, Like, no, no, you're gonna
Speaker 1: get engaged. No I'm not. I don't think I don't
Speaker 1: have a strong relationship. Is so and so, Well, if
Speaker 1: you're not, you're gonna be the Bachelor because you're beautiful.
Speaker 1: Everyone loves you and yourself. And then they were being
Speaker 1: like positive to do each other, and then someone heard
Speaker 1: that was like, oh, they want to be the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: It's all. It's on everyone's mind when you're doing the show.
Speaker 1: When I when I was doing we're all like either
Speaker 1: Jordan wins or he's a Bachelor at or they do
Speaker 1: the Bachelor. That's just what it is. Well, so that's interesting,
Speaker 1: and people would say it out loud, yeah, and we
Speaker 1: we're there for that's what you're doing. And then everyone
Speaker 1: else was like, well, we're going to Mexico. I guess yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean to Mexico, to Mexico. I'd rather go to
Speaker 1: Mexico than be the Bachelor at That's that's now the
Speaker 1: new thing. Like when I when I came off the show.
Speaker 1: No one wanted to do Paradise. It wasn't considered the
Speaker 1: fun it's not even classy, but like the fun, funny show.
Speaker 1: It was considered like don't go do that thing. That's terrible. Uh.
Speaker 1: Now everyone's like, I don't want to be the BA
Speaker 1: and I I don't know if that's what was going
Speaker 1: through Cassie's mind, but like it's like I want to
Speaker 1: go hang out in Mexico for a month and Eaco's
Speaker 1: and like hang out with a bunch of beautiful people,
Speaker 1: and that's the one that seems to actually like make
Speaker 1: the most relationships at last, because it's adult camp. You know,
Speaker 1: you're just sitting around with a bunch of people and
Speaker 1: you see each other and actually feel the chance of
Speaker 1: act people actually falling in love on it. I mean
Speaker 1: to me, at this point, now that Instagram exists, like
Speaker 1: and it's just become more and more like truly, I
Speaker 1: think a lot of people come on just like I'll
Speaker 1: get a lot of Instagram, Like I think, like to me,
Speaker 1: the fun like I feel like it's made the two
Speaker 1: main shows slightly less fun. But but Bachelor in Paradise
Speaker 1: is so fun, Like I feel like I kind of
Speaker 1: just watched. I mean, obviously I would watch them anyway,
Speaker 1: but and I do sort of root for people to
Speaker 1: fall in love and I want people to be happy.
Speaker 1: But I'm kind of watching just to get to the
Speaker 1: know the cast of the greatest show on television, which
Speaker 1: is Bachelor. And but I I wonder if if the
Speaker 1: show now has been like if they fell on their
Speaker 1: own sword. And I was talking, I was talking about
Speaker 1: this on my show. There's a part of when you're
Speaker 1: on the Bachelor, the Bachelor, when you're romanticizing and fantasizing
Speaker 1: about if you do win and you get engaged, that
Speaker 1: that there's a level of celebrity that goes with it, right,
Speaker 1: like the the adventure doesn't really end if you get
Speaker 1: engaged this thing, you know, like you get you get
Speaker 1: married and Chris does the wedding and you're on the
Speaker 1: cover of People magazine and you get to go do
Speaker 1: a bunch of interviews and stuff. And that used to
Speaker 1: be like that was it was a part of it, like, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm falling in love. I'm I'm completely like been brainwashing
Speaker 1: myself for this one person. And also I'm kind of
Speaker 1: still a celebrity or whatever. And then this season the
Speaker 1: girls like, I don't want that because I already got
Speaker 1: I mean, like not that she knew at the time,
Speaker 1: she'd never phoned, but she's like, I'm sure I got
Speaker 1: a million followers. You know, I've been to Mexico. Yeah,
Speaker 1: be celebrity anyways, So exactly to me, I think in
Speaker 1: a weird way, just like jumping ahead. And I know
Speaker 1: we talked about this last week, but why I think
Speaker 1: at first everybody was someone because you know, it sort
Speaker 1: of leaked out that Hannah Bey was going to be
Speaker 1: the Batchelorette. And I actually because I don't to me,
Speaker 1: why of all that, Like, I'm not that excited for her,
Speaker 1: but I think of the batch that they had, she's
Speaker 1: the best choice in that it felt like I feel
Speaker 1: like everybody was on the show to get Instagram followers
Speaker 1: except Cucko, crazy Pants, wild Card Hannah They who seemed
Speaker 1: to be like this Alabama pageant girl who said I
Speaker 1: don't date to date, I date to get married. I
Speaker 1: feel like she came for a husband, and I think
Speaker 1: the fun of like, at least I do think there's
Speaker 1: a little more purity of her. She really wanted a husband. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be I mean after her appearance last night,
Speaker 1: I feel like she's gonna need some coaching. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: can't talk and she's so young. Haven't they already started filming?
Speaker 1: Because that made me her because I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: she'll get coaching, and I was like, wait, no they Well,
Speaker 1: I gotta remember I got out of the Limo on
Speaker 1: March thirteenth. That's what today is. So wow, that's crazy,
Speaker 1: like a week yeah, three years ago? How many years ago? Well,
Speaker 1: two years ago, three years ago I was thirty one.
Speaker 1: Crazy but yeah, so I bet you what this is
Speaker 1: what I think. I don't really know because I'm not
Speaker 1: like him involved, but I think that they did that
Speaker 1: last night where they have like the four guys or whatever,
Speaker 1: and then I bet you they went back to the hotel,
Speaker 1: and I bet tomorrow is the is everyone gets out
Speaker 1: of Lima. She truly like the way she didn't even ask,
Speaker 1: well except this road. She seemed like she not started, dude, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and honestly, and all those guys were a little dippy
Speaker 1: in my book, like just none of them wasn't here
Speaker 1: roll tide for a few homes. How about the last
Speaker 1: guy that was like I'll go down on you, okay?
Speaker 1: One guy made sense, you need a little I didn't
Speaker 1: know you were doing speechwriting, Steve that he got her attention.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that right now. It's like we've done
Speaker 1: We've done an entire season of virgin talk. Let's just
Speaker 1: talk about cut lingers. I've actually made like a twenty
Speaker 1: eight year old bachelorette or a thirty year old bachelor.
Speaker 1: And she's like watching her try to like and the
Speaker 1: guy that gave the toast, like couldn't even give a toast.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh my god, the whole thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they had something in common. They were both like, you know,
Speaker 1: and should I want somebody? She said, I wanted somebody
Speaker 1: who can string words together. Isn't it like like that
Speaker 1: was like her one thing she wanted. They were they
Speaker 1: were on a string. The problem is that she is
Speaker 1: more probably has a shot at being fun when she
Speaker 1: gets catty, but there's not gonna be any other women there,
Speaker 1: so it's just gonna be her in dudes, and she's
Speaker 1: just gonna have enough thing to say and be stammering,
Speaker 1: and we're not going to get that crazy cat sound
Speaker 1: out of her because there's no one. There's no one
Speaker 1: to play off sound that sound. I mean, honestly, she had.
Speaker 1: There's like a record scratch that happens in her brain
Speaker 1: when she has to communicate and not to smile, and
Speaker 1: you would she has to smile and communicate as bonkers.
Speaker 1: You could hear her heart beating because her mike was
Speaker 1: like right next to her chest, and you could hear
Speaker 1: her hurt being because I think she was nervous. But
Speaker 1: my friend was like, well, thinking as cardiover that, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, you're over here. Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: I'll be over here. Okay. It's like, I mean, I
Speaker 1: was happy for the distraction, but like that did not
Speaker 1: need to be four hours. The Bachelorette portion of the
Speaker 1: like a movie, like maneuvering her around the stage trying
Speaker 1: to figure out to put a boot in neuron Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, there was a little bit too much of
Speaker 1: getting the set together right. That would have like ten minutes.
Speaker 1: That would have been really his backstage being like drag
Speaker 1: it out longer, just keep riffing, keep going, like to
Speaker 1: a person who can't even say, like to us cheers,
Speaker 1: like it's like the world's worst person of the house
Speaker 1: to rock What would have been wrong? Haven't I can't
Speaker 1: think of her name, the convicts daughter. What wouldn't mean
Speaker 1: it wouldn't have been okay to have a charodise for paradise.
Speaker 1: You go back to paradise Paradise. Well, we'll see. It's
Speaker 1: like it's it's a maybe right now. But I love
Speaker 1: doing that show. It's it's insane to see that in
Speaker 1: firsthand in front of you. Are they is it just
Speaker 1: drinking the faces off? Well it was in the beginning,
Speaker 1: and then they're not allowed anymore. Yeah, now I have
Speaker 1: I got to lawyers that watch me the entire time
Speaker 1: I'm serving. That's a fun job. They'll come in like, um,
Speaker 1: measure my jigger to make sure that it's not like
Speaker 1: I'm not overpouring them and fun. That was flash. I
Speaker 1: was just kidding. Okay, Okay, we're back. Wait, so okay,
Speaker 1: so they have to watch and make sure because they
Speaker 1: don't think it like one one drink an hour. Now
Speaker 1: you get you get two drinks an hour. So it
Speaker 1: can be a shot and a beer or a shot.
Speaker 1: Uh and uh it can be a shot in a beer.
Speaker 1: It can't be two shots. Like you can't do like
Speaker 1: to like two shots and then like wait for the
Speaker 1: next hour or you can have two beers or a
Speaker 1: mixed drinking shot or whatever combination. And but it takes
Speaker 1: it takes everybody a little bit of time to figure out.
Speaker 1: It's not hard to get drunk on two drinks an
Speaker 1: hour if you just wait till like to have your
Speaker 1: two drinks and then once the hour turns over, then
Speaker 1: it's like, I'll have my two more drinks. Then you
Speaker 1: have four drinks by the quaw. Yeah, can you do
Speaker 1: it like a bird where I'll take the shot in
Speaker 1: my mouth and put your friend. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: about you, but things agett. I think I'll your break.
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Speaker 1: a lovely fuck see lady in person? I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know if that was just for when we were
Speaker 1: all like, wow, she's beautiful and was lovely, like we
Speaker 1: just adored her. Yeah, I love her, but she is
Speaker 1: a little She was in Paradise atleast a little delusional,
Speaker 1: and by a little, I mean yeah, she felt hard
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Speaker 1: stuff where everyone would be like, oh no, she'd be like,
Speaker 1: I really I'm excited to like get married and have
Speaker 1: kids with this guy, and he'd be like, right, such
Speaker 1: a cardboard of human For Jordan's watching this season, I
Speaker 1: was so I felt so badly for him. When the
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Speaker 1: I just thought he was a sweet delight who was
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Speaker 1: liked watching him. Yeah, I'm sure he'll be back to
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Speaker 1: He's great. He's a guy that I think like that
Speaker 1: goes to bed thinking of like one liners for the
Speaker 1: next day, kind of like Daniel the Canadian. Yes, exactly,
Speaker 1: but he was much was brilliant the first season when
Speaker 1: he naturally just did it, and then when he came back,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, you've been like storing these up, Like
Speaker 1: remember we interviewed him and he was that way. Actually,
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Speaker 1: stand up a dark genius, he tweeted out about the
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson documentary Leaving never Land. Hard to believe that
Speaker 1: a glow in the dark skeleton hold on, Hard to
Speaker 1: believe that a glow in the dark skeleton who dressed
Speaker 1: like Napoleon and lived in in an abandoned amusement park
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Speaker 1: such a dark side. I can't blow in the dark
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Speaker 1: know the best line, the best line I heard about
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Speaker 1: It's okay, Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right. The innocence.
Speaker 1: Can I talk about when they actually got to the
Speaker 1: fantasy suite and they put on the no molestar. I don't.
Speaker 1: I can get the gist, but I mean she looked
Speaker 1: a little bit like, oh my god, I have to
Speaker 1: go like do flour this gay virgin right now? Like
Speaker 1: I gotta do what I got to do to be
Speaker 1: on the People magazine cover. So what I mean, what
Speaker 1: do we tough? What do we do? What do we
Speaker 1: think about that? What do you think about what happened there?
Speaker 1: I think they did it. I think they did too.
Speaker 1: I don't do you think they've done it since? Or
Speaker 1: do you think they didn't do it? Haircutt that I
Speaker 1: think he's like I thought that was hair jilt, a
Speaker 1: new haircut, something like married. She's the next morning was like,
Speaker 1: my calf still hurt? They had calf? What move is that? Like?
Speaker 1: Let's talk about his sex haircut? That was like, God,
Speaker 1: bless him. He was trying to look cool for Cassie
Speaker 1: and and he's a sweet guy and he was so
Speaker 1: nice this season, and I would liked him more than
Speaker 1: I thought I would. I'm not look I've had bad haircuts.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to act. I've had a lot, Steve,
Speaker 1: you can a test. I had a lot of bad haircuts.
Speaker 1: It's been a bad stylists put their hands on this
Speaker 1: poor guy. That was not a good dialing job afterwards
Speaker 1: in the stud Was it that bad? I mean, he's
Speaker 1: pretty good looking, dude. It's better the second night, which
Speaker 1: was is it two different nights that they do it
Speaker 1: or is it one? I say they just styled it wrong.
Speaker 1: I feel like that somebody put like all sorts of
Speaker 1: spiky jaw. Like the cut itself might be fine if
Speaker 1: he just washed straightening his hair. His hair always felt curlier,
Speaker 1: and I think it's just wanted. Maybe when it's longer,
Speaker 1: it's different. Maybe do you think do you think he'd
Speaker 1: like frosty tips it though, like legitimately is talking about
Speaker 1: this is my girlfriend. Last night, it was like it
Speaker 1: looks blonder right now, you could just because hopefully flat
Speaker 1: ironed it and like got some tips that he's not
Speaker 1: a virgin. Let's get out of the hair, Salona, because
Speaker 1: I just saw something I want to discuss about that
Speaker 1: the whole thing where they made it like you guys,
Speaker 1: get out, that's gold with Steve Height. We were a
Speaker 1: five day a week podcast, the top iTunes in sports. Anyway,
Speaker 1: they was saying that they wanted to like, hey guys,
Speaker 1: get out, get out. We got things to do. And
Speaker 1: I'm sure they were, you know, told that that that
Speaker 1: they wanted that then also, didn't you think it was
Speaker 1: weird all the things Harrison was saying about the virginity.
Speaker 1: The just wouldn't let it go. It was weird. We've
Speaker 1: also like kind of already forgotten about it, like this,
Speaker 1: the ending of this. I really prefer, And Anna and
Speaker 1: I were talking about this last week, like I prefer
Speaker 1: a regular even if they don't end up together, Like
Speaker 1: I prefer whose shoes are getting out of the limo first?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Hannah's that's Hannah has this traftie shoes.
Speaker 1: Oh ships, Hannah's gonna get some Like no one I
Speaker 1: wants more fissed than Neil Lane. I'll say that man.
Speaker 1: And it was like he was so angry that he
Speaker 1: got replaced by air supply. Yes, kids watching this show,
Speaker 1: we're like, yeah, oh my god. I've never thought of
Speaker 1: air supply as a cry for help before the needed
Speaker 1: air supply. I think the candle I don't thinks he
Speaker 1: was alive when air supply was no way everyone whose
Speaker 1: name wasn't available who was on last the two dudes
Speaker 1: in air supply that I mean, they're really just two
Speaker 1: of them left, just the two grade dudes. They were
Speaker 1: so funked they could I try to figure out how
Speaker 1: many bands they like called before they got to air supply.
Speaker 1: But I know it's like making love like nothing at all,
Speaker 1: because he's like, in my mind, we've all forgotten about
Speaker 1: the virgin things so long ago because the ending of
Speaker 1: the season is such a dissas. I thought that was
Speaker 1: a bit weak. It was like it became all of
Speaker 1: a sudden a game show about losing your virginity, which
Speaker 1: was bumming out a little bit. If you hot football
Speaker 1: player who's twenty six, it shouldn't be that hard to
Speaker 1: lose your virginity. I don't tell you, I was a
Speaker 1: little disappointed in and Wells. I want to know your
Speaker 1: opinion on this. And Chris Harrison, does he have no?
Speaker 1: Couldn't he have just said, all right, can we just
Speaker 1: light up lighting up on this? No? No, he can't
Speaker 1: help legally. No. Yeah, like Disney said, listen, we got
Speaker 1: to really drive this thing home, even if he's not
Speaker 1: going to. But like, so I do know like inside stuff, folks.
Speaker 1: I thought was interesting. They've never asked anyone after a um,
Speaker 1: after overnight or whatever fantasy suite if they had sex,
Speaker 1: like any year parties until this season till this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I really focused on it, which I felt
Speaker 1: bad for him about because I look, I felt win
Speaker 1: in that scenario. No, you can't. Yes, I it was
Speaker 1: the first time I have had sex, and I was amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I lasted forever and I knew all the pressure points.
Speaker 1: How about tatious face after their fantasy suite and she goes,
Speaker 1: that was interesting? So it didn't happen. I just I'm
Speaker 1: worried that he fucked Cassie in the calf first time.
Speaker 1: You know, you gotta like, is it here? Is this
Speaker 1: swere it is? Oh my god, I just heard would
Speaker 1: like I thought you said Cassie the cat, But I said, like,
Speaker 1: why would her calf her? I'm like no, I do.
Speaker 1: You can't tell me they were doing like really fun exciting,
Speaker 1: like well they were going to do this, Like what
Speaker 1: were they doing? Because he got halfway, not even and
Speaker 1: he fucking came like that and then her leg crazy.
Speaker 1: I know he's probably run well and I hear I'm
Speaker 1: sure he's a lovely guy that. I'm like Ben Higgins,
Speaker 1: it's time. It's time, man, I'm calling it right many
Speaker 1: times on the Bachelor stage, and I am I being harsh,
Speaker 1: Oh too much? She thinks he's it's oh, I agree,
Speaker 1: But I also wouldn't have turned it down, you know,
Speaker 1: like if they call, if they call you up, you're like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll go and be on TV again. Yeah. I do
Speaker 1: like Jason and Kaylin. I just want to say I
Speaker 1: like the idea of them as a couple. Yeah are
Speaker 1: they Yeah? Yeah? And they love each other. They're so
Speaker 1: cute on Instagram and it was like they're going to
Speaker 1: get like a golden retriever. I guess I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm just I like I liked her. Wait, which one
Speaker 1: was Jason? Jason was the buffalo, the buffalo with the
Speaker 1: slick back hair that um Becca panicked when they started
Speaker 1: talking about living together. She panicked and was like had
Speaker 1: a panic attack and like dumped him. And he looks
Speaker 1: like the bad guy from Ten Things I Hate about you?
Speaker 1: Do you have a like a widow's Yeah, he's very
Speaker 1: cute and needs a new hairstyle. I don't want to
Speaker 1: I don't want to back up too much here, but
Speaker 1: you're saying there's a way you can be all the
Speaker 1: way in before you were never that's impossible. You know,
Speaker 1: maybe you are wearing offering matching pajamas exactly. I didn't
Speaker 1: think it was weird. They have panel to discuss whether
Speaker 1: they had sex or so, how do you get on
Speaker 1: that panel? All the people they thought would say the
Speaker 1: craziest stuff, like on Yeka and Demi, and then I
Speaker 1: was just saying, I hope that Cassie jumped on Colton
Speaker 1: like a Portuguese fence. Yeah, that was a good one. Um.
Speaker 1: And then on Yeko, which was gross that I hope
Speaker 1: he doesn't come a little short, which I didn't know
Speaker 1: that was weird. I didn't like that. So after all that,
Speaker 1: all the build up and everything, at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, we still don't know. We got no comfort,
Speaker 1: totally had sex, ut moded to it like, oh, we
Speaker 1: did what was best, we grew like they've had sex
Speaker 1: since then? They have to if that would be fun, Steve,
Speaker 1: do you think that they had sex at night? And
Speaker 1: do you think they've had sex since? Steve? It was
Speaker 1: a finger job in a handy And do you think
Speaker 1: they've had sex now? I don't. I think he's a virgin. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well do you think they had sex at night? And
Speaker 1: do you think they've had sex since? I don't know
Speaker 1: if I think they had sex at night, but I
Speaker 1: do think they've had sex since. Okay, Rob. I wasn't
Speaker 1: sure until he answered on the live show and he's like,
Speaker 1: you know, we prefer not to say and then I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, they didn't do that and
Speaker 1: they haven't what I think they have. Do you think
Speaker 1: it's a no? I think it's a no across the board.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, So we have two nose and a yes. Okay, Anna,
Speaker 1: I think they did have sex. They've had to have
Speaker 1: had sex right now, right because Cassie I mean, like
Speaker 1: unless she I mean I think if she had not
Speaker 1: want to have sex with him, and didn't she have
Speaker 1: a thing about sex, what was her thing about she
Speaker 1: had sex, and she was really ashamed because she's super evangelical, right,
Speaker 1: and that's easy way to not have sex. She's okay,
Speaker 1: not with somebody that you don't want to have sex with.
Speaker 1: So she's she's comfortable being in a relationship with someone
Speaker 1: she's not having sex. Dude, he like, he's gonna like
Speaker 1: die from no. He like, I've never seen a show
Speaker 1: where more women have ejected for themselves from the season,
Speaker 1: like four or five women peeled themselves out, like he
Speaker 1: had no heat with any of the like, there is
Speaker 1: no which is why I don't think he said, Look,
Speaker 1: how old is he? How old is okay? So you're
Speaker 1: there's my argument for that. They haven't had sex. So
Speaker 1: he was capable of remaining of virgin for twenty six years.
Speaker 1: But in the last two weeks, when the entire world
Speaker 1: was watching him, that's when he had sex. I don't
Speaker 1: think so. But but now, but then he would be
Speaker 1: doing and hiding in like an airbnb by oneyon Canyon Well,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't have to. Look if he's been able
Speaker 1: to hold off till now, he clearly has strong feelings
Speaker 1: about it. I don't think those feelings changed with ABC
Speaker 1: cameras on him every second of the thing. I could
Speaker 1: actually see them now saying, we're gonna wait till Mary. Okay, Katie,
Speaker 1: what do you think now? No? No, Now I'm start
Speaker 1: to think that they did enough sex. Yeah, and that
Speaker 1: he that they're going to be like we're waiting for
Speaker 1: marriage because she probably doesn't want to suck them or
Speaker 1: something there. It was so funny I did last night
Speaker 1: watching it. I thought they had sex because she had to,
Speaker 1: But I think now he knew that She told him
Speaker 1: she was ashamed of having sex and she totally doesn't
Speaker 1: want to have sex with him. And it's a good
Speaker 1: way to hide and still get on the cover of
Speaker 1: People magazine because she's this far and they've not had sex.
Speaker 1: Can I prove to you they didn't have sex. Her
Speaker 1: calf was hurting. Her calf was hurting. It's like in hiding.
Speaker 1: It's not that just that night. They've had like meet
Speaker 1: up since. Yeah, they didn't know what to say. What
Speaker 1: was sower for sex? Yeah, they watched a video of
Speaker 1: her saying I love you. Yeah, my god, that was
Speaker 1: let's talk about that. That to me, that was a
Speaker 1: woman because she's a bad liar. So she kept saying
Speaker 1: like I can't look at your parents in the eye, Like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't love your son. She was pretty upfront about
Speaker 1: not being into him, although all season and even and
Speaker 1: there date when she clearly didn't want to go. She
Speaker 1: knows how to kiss, like she's into it on camera
Speaker 1: like she's a really she looks like a good girlfriend.
Speaker 1: She looks afficient, affectionate, but like if I was him,
Speaker 1: I would have thought that she liked me too. It
Speaker 1: was more of a g F E experience. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: it's exactly right. Herself with the videotaping herself with the
Speaker 1: I love you was weird. Yeah, And and then then
Speaker 1: I was it was tripped out by them at the
Speaker 1: live studio watching a video of them watching a video
Speaker 1: she like Hannah be finding out she's the bachelorette, like
Speaker 1: with like on an iPhone with a camera crew. They're
Speaker 1: like that and her her whole thing, Like you almost
Speaker 1: want her to say like I just want to find love,
Speaker 1: but she's like, I want this, want this episode the
Speaker 1: We're absolutely right, but also absolutely right. The weirdest thing
Speaker 1: about that I thought was the way that Chris Harrison
Speaker 1: facetimes he FaceTime sideways. Did you see that. Yes, who
Speaker 1: does that? It was like diagon All. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: like opposite. They both did opposite, Like Chris Harrison. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how you face time when you're pretending to FaceTime? Absolutely faked.
Speaker 1: I don't understand actually shot that when they're on the
Speaker 1: set of whatever, Single parents, single Moms? What? What's FaceTime?
Speaker 1: Is that? If you only find out if you go
Speaker 1: all the way in wish was the Bachelor rat? Literally anyway? Tasia? Tasia,
Speaker 1: especially Hannah Gee, I think would have en guys would
Speaker 1: have driven over themselves at one what she was in
Speaker 1: that black bathing suit. Good god, she was hot. Come
Speaker 1: on all right, uncle uncle. She cut her out of
Speaker 1: the show though, Like she's completely cut from that show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I didn't know she could talk until like I
Speaker 1: read that like multiple women from the house where like
Speaker 1: they just did not edit her well because she is
Speaker 1: like super funny and super cares yesterday. She's a rapper,
Speaker 1: but he's a great rapper. Her albums, I thought Calin
Speaker 1: would have been a really good bach Sorrette, but you
Speaker 1: can't give it to her, like after what happened. But
Speaker 1: what happened, I mean you don't know, but like I
Speaker 1: feel like that would just said a bit speculation about
Speaker 1: her being shady. I guess who would have been she
Speaker 1: she everyone slid into Dean DM ding me. I can't
Speaker 1: get in there. I mean that Dean everyone who was
Speaker 1: like Laurie literally is married to a beautiful woman, is like,
Speaker 1: am I going to leave my wife for ever? Before?
Speaker 1: Before I was trying to date someone? My My My
Speaker 1: defense for Kaylin was that, um, she obviously she opened
Speaker 1: up on the show about horrible experience in college. Obviously
Speaker 1: she was she was a victim. Um And I know
Speaker 1: this is like a funny podcast, but this is a
Speaker 1: serious statement. I thought that she would have been really
Speaker 1: good for the sad thing is is that these people
Speaker 1: now become role models for a lot of young women.
Speaker 1: And I thought she would have been a really good
Speaker 1: person to kind of be out front and and and
Speaker 1: shook because she was so brave to do that. So
Speaker 1: I thought that was a cool storyline. Do you think
Speaker 1: she'll be a paradise a thing? Of course, she's got
Speaker 1: to get a paradise. I had her on my show
Speaker 1: and she was like, yeah, wait, doesn't she the one
Speaker 1: that didn't seem but she didn't seem like she was
Speaker 1: not there for the right reason. And I think when
Speaker 1: she kept calling people stupid bitches like it all, yeah, see,
Speaker 1: that was like she didn't handle it well. She didn't
Speaker 1: seem apologetic or sad. She could have she could have
Speaker 1: just said we were talking in the car and because
Speaker 1: you could be right, like that might have just been
Speaker 1: the conversation. Maybe it wasn't facetious stupid bitch like twice
Speaker 1: and it's like and then and then, and the women
Speaker 1: tell all she like was really kind of mean to
Speaker 1: worry about it. Well, you know, yeah, you got to
Speaker 1: think that Hannah G was a finalist, Like I wonder
Speaker 1: why they got to Hannah Be, Like, why why Hannah Be?
Speaker 1: They did the other ladies say no, you know it's yeah.
Speaker 1: I could see Hannah G saying yeah, I heard it
Speaker 1: was down to just Hannah G and Hannah Be. Really yeah,
Speaker 1: I doubt it. I wonder if they think this one's
Speaker 1: a real live wire, like you've got like yourself a
Speaker 1: little you've got a live wire. And but it's gonna
Speaker 1: be like so hard to watch, Like I feel that
Speaker 1: for the editors because they're just gonna have to like
Speaker 1: cut out so much dead air. The cutie pie, little
Speaker 1: hand a g. I would have to just take the
Speaker 1: word for the people of the house because she didn't
Speaker 1: say anything season well, but like she didn't need to.
Speaker 1: I think it was the cutest little thing in the
Speaker 1: bloopers when she's like standing there in the light, false
Speaker 1: horn and she goes, I got it. It was like,
Speaker 1: the cutest thing was that last night last night last week?
Speaker 1: Yeah women till all oh yeah yeah. But I thought
Speaker 1: it was like real cute. I mean, I think she
Speaker 1: had she seemed to have more potential. She was more
Speaker 1: well spoken, you know, like she I like. I like
Speaker 1: that she stood up for herself and I like that
Speaker 1: she got in the car and she was like, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to talk to you, like I don't want
Speaker 1: to talk. I don't like that too. I actually and
Speaker 1: I felt like I actually believed her when she was like,
Speaker 1: this is my life, and um, I don't know, like
Speaker 1: I felt I she's quite honestly, because we again as
Speaker 1: well as those of you listen, no, we always do
Speaker 1: our draft picks, and we do it based on people,
Speaker 1: and she was my number one. I picked her to win,
Speaker 1: But we do it based on people's bios before the
Speaker 1: show even aired, and you know, we saw a content creator,
Speaker 1: so I thought she would be just super foolish and thirsty,
Speaker 1: but that she was adorable and I actually found her
Speaker 1: to be very sweet. I found her to be very
Speaker 1: sincere on the end, like she seemed like a nice
Speaker 1: real person who seemed hurt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what,
Speaker 1: I have a question for you, Hannah Gee. I have
Speaker 1: a question about going back to the Women Tell All thing,
Speaker 1: and you've been on that show. What about that thing
Speaker 1: with the with the pacifier and there's actually physical contact?
Speaker 1: Are they not protected from that or how do how
Speaker 1: does that work? I mean the weird thing is that
Speaker 1: I'm sure she like said something to someone was like, hey,
Speaker 1: it would be funny if I put as fire in
Speaker 1: her mouth, and I'm sure someone was like, I guess, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, let's see what happens. Yeah, I rated that.
Speaker 1: I hope she doesn't go to paradise. I didn't like that. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't like that at all at all. Who had
Speaker 1: the past fire? Courtney? Courtney? Courtney did it to death.
Speaker 1: She walked across the stage and it was like pretty aggressive,
Speaker 1: like she didn't like almost I felt like she could
Speaker 1: have gotten like a fat lip. She like jammed in
Speaker 1: her mouth like it could have hit her tooth. It was.
Speaker 1: It was a bit Jerry Springer too, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: And then and then yells security yeah, yeah, which I loved. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a pretty weird, but there's there's that happens
Speaker 1: in everyone, like in my mental all. Yeah, Santa Claus
Speaker 1: confronted bad Chad and was like, let's fight right here,
Speaker 1: right now. My god, Santa Claus. Who was Santa Claus
Speaker 1: Nick ben Venuti. I went to college with. Oh that's right,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's right, that guy. I played rugby
Speaker 1: with him, crazy and so drunk, like the drunk Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I was in paradise for sure. But I remember when
Speaker 1: he showed up because he was in Santa Claus outfit
Speaker 1: and he came up and I was like, that looks
Speaker 1: like Nick. And I walked up to him and I
Speaker 1: grabbed his beard and I pulled it down and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god. And the producers didn't know.
Speaker 1: They were just like, wow, wells really likes Christmas. That's hilarious. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Old on conclude the way, can we talk about Colton's
Speaker 1: mother's just body language last night? Oh my god? Yes,
Speaker 1: when he had his leg his hand up between her
Speaker 1: legs between Like I just noticed when he his parents
Speaker 1: came up. When when when he took Cassie to meet
Speaker 1: his parents, right, and he had his hands sort of
Speaker 1: in between her legs, which, by the way, if I'm
Speaker 1: introducing a girl to my parent, I just can't like
Speaker 1: that being that sort of physical. I don't know, it
Speaker 1: was a little odd after I told him that I
Speaker 1: love her, and she just dumb me right exactly. But
Speaker 1: every everyone in the family was looking down at yeah,
Speaker 1: looking I just just looking like checking that, like that's weird.
Speaker 1: He's got his uh, you know, even the dad. They
Speaker 1: were what was the physical language. It just looked like
Speaker 1: the mom hated her. Yeah, like the facial expression that
Speaker 1: she had. And it could have been a shot that
Speaker 1: they cut that she was like looking off into space
Speaker 1: and they were like, oh, that's a great shot, but
Speaker 1: it just seemed like she was just like I hate
Speaker 1: this woman. And of course it felt I mean, if
Speaker 1: you're the mom and you've seen your son, let's say,
Speaker 1: let's just say for record, just give him the benefit
Speaker 1: of doll. Let's say that he was devastated after Becca
Speaker 1: on TV. Let's just say she had her hands fall,
Speaker 1: and now he's got his big chance and he's going
Speaker 1: he's got thirty ladies and his heart's on his sleeve.
Speaker 1: He's been made fun of because he's an adult, virgin whatever,
Speaker 1: and you're hoping, yeah, exactly, you're hoping to meet two
Speaker 1: women like your son. Hopefully best case scenario is in
Speaker 1: love and he's like, I've gone from thirty to zero
Speaker 1: and she just dumped me. I would just be like,
Speaker 1: fuck you, and also like what did I do to
Speaker 1: my son that this is? Like what what like the
Speaker 1: problems you dude? If you're this crazy? I felt a
Speaker 1: little stalkery, like I love you enough for both of us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a little he had a little like MELI
Speaker 1: could put his upper teeth on his bottom lip and
Speaker 1: grin and be like it's okay, Like there's something really
Speaker 1: creepy about it. I agree. There's a fine line between
Speaker 1: stalker and romantic, right, Yeah, we're jumping on the fence
Speaker 1: on this one. Yeah, I love you no matter what.
Speaker 1: I've had three courts. Try and explain that difference. Well,
Speaker 1: you can, you can't. You can't read English. I thought
Speaker 1: I could read body language, but apparently not. But well,
Speaker 1: she like, also, I don't know the whole thing. It
Speaker 1: truly like as you know, get Alec and I were
Speaker 1: watching a last night and she was saying how she
Speaker 1: always had controlling guys, and we were saying that Colton
Speaker 1: seems sweet, not controlling. But then I said, I was like,
Speaker 1: but it is kind of controlling that he won't just
Speaker 1: let her dump him. Like it's like, no, but I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna hear you, I thought him saying to Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison last night or the night whatever, the first part
Speaker 1: being like, no, I think she loves me. I think
Speaker 1: she's just too scared to say it because it's TV.
Speaker 1: I was like, you have got to chill out and
Speaker 1: like just let it get to your head that this
Speaker 1: woman that's crazy not love you. It's crazy. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: like literally a little bit like I have a crazy
Speaker 1: stock or like I went on a couple of dates
Speaker 1: with this guy and he won't leave me alone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but to defend him, that's the only play he had.
Speaker 1: He the mistake was telling her you're going to win
Speaker 1: this thing in the end way too early. So at
Speaker 1: that point his only play is I'm gonna be the
Speaker 1: you know, the reckless romantic and go after the girl.
Speaker 1: He couldn't do anything else, but like, to my mind,
Speaker 1: he I don't even know if he was savvy enough
Speaker 1: in the moment like I think he was that he
Speaker 1: was so devastated he hopped offense. Yeah, Like, okay, I know, Anna,
Speaker 1: I know we only have eleven more minutes. We can
Speaker 1: wrap it up. So um, I've been a little busy.
Speaker 1: So I've had Anna pick out tweet of the Week
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna have Steve read them and then we
Speaker 1: can vote. We'll narrow it down to two and then
Speaker 1: we're gonna vote for a final season of Tweet of
Speaker 1: the Week. And my Tinila arts the level. People. If
Speaker 1: you want your own song, you can join on Patreon.
Speaker 1: Katie and I I'm sorry, Anna and I have been
Speaker 1: doing um what was that I think on my phone's
Speaker 1: about Anna and I've been doing Bachelor Australia, which is
Speaker 1: a delight. And we there's an angel on Instagram that
Speaker 1: sent me the first five episodes of Bachelor England and
Speaker 1: I actually watched too this week by as part of
Speaker 1: my and it's so good a switching Bachelor UK. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Bachelor England. First of all, I thought he
Speaker 1: was going to be disgusting and he's adorable and sweet
Speaker 1: and then the crazy. First of all, they filmed in
Speaker 1: South Africa, which is bonkers and they never acknowledge why.
Speaker 1: And then um, and then the women. There's some of
Speaker 1: the most amazing like Scottish women that like it's that
Speaker 1: like fight with each other. It's as well female white
Speaker 1: rapper on that one as well Scottish. And it's also like,
Speaker 1: what's fun about it is he wasn't on the Bachelorette,
Speaker 1: So like all the women get out of the car
Speaker 1: and they're like they get out and they were like,
Speaker 1: who's this guy? And so they're they're like, I hope
Speaker 1: he's cute, and they happen to find this like hotly
Speaker 1: he's like six six and like a nice hot guy,
Speaker 1: and the women are going like their pheromones are going,
Speaker 1: um bunkers. I think we're gonna have to do it
Speaker 1: on Patreons. My favorite line art and was Holy Chitango.
Speaker 1: He is stunning, favorite favorite. By the way, she's so
Speaker 1: fast on the beach, She's like two feet tall. She's
Speaker 1: so like and there's anyway we already have to do
Speaker 1: it on Pareon because this is the thing that makes
Speaker 1: me happy, and so so you can join us on
Speaker 1: Patreon and um there's that, so you could do SI arts.
Speaker 1: I'll get the people who have recently done it. This week,
Speaker 1: I will get you the songs. And you're you emailed
Speaker 1: feeling like a bother. You're the opposite of a bother.
Speaker 1: You make me happy, So keep emailing. Um, so we're
Speaker 1: gonna do tweeter of the Week, tweet of the week.
Speaker 1: All right, so do I read the who's who's read
Speaker 1: their name and their handle and okay, first we have
Speaker 1: from j D Burke at Busted Superman love It. That's
Speaker 1: you what he's talking about. I deliver, I land, I
Speaker 1: never mind. All right, what j D says poor Hannah
Speaker 1: g If Hannah b gets to be the bachelorette and
Speaker 1: a toast do over, at least give this girl the
Speaker 1: keys to afford Taurus and access to Calton's front lawn. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: is front lawn of euphemism. Yes, her mother drove in
Speaker 1: to the taurus on her dad's lawn. I understand that
Speaker 1: that's not euphemism. Okay, so that's number one, number two
Speaker 1: with Melissa Jordan's at m J Jordan's seven. All the
Speaker 1: journals have been closed. Now I gotta wipe my nose
Speaker 1: because it's all just too hard. So you better watch
Speaker 1: your yard. She's Hannah g rap you do like a poem?
Speaker 1: I didn't see. Is there a Restaura? No? I did.
Speaker 1: I've done a lot of rap hard. So you want
Speaker 1: to read the third one? Yeah? Keep going? Okay, Cheyenne
Speaker 1: constant at her? Why is Garrett there? He didn't get dumped,
Speaker 1: I guess, anything to keep him from liking stuff on
Speaker 1: Instagram and Twitter. Alright, so we have do we have
Speaker 1: a one? Three more? Oh? We have three more? Narrowed
Speaker 1: down to two? Oh seth vat at Bassbone one. Uh
Speaker 1: so twenty minutes of this Stockholm date followed by an
Speaker 1: hour preview of single Parents. Chris Harrison is not here
Speaker 1: for the right reasons. Like that? We like that? Alright?
Speaker 1: Like that? Then we have Ryan Paulson at our Paulson photo.
Speaker 1: How did the Bachelor producers miss the opportunity to get
Speaker 1: footage of Colton crying uncontrollably while fully clothed and huddled
Speaker 1: in the fetal position in a cold shower. It takes
Speaker 1: a long but when you paint the picture, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right? And then Finally, is this the sixth? I
Speaker 1: think so three D three D de rito, which is
Speaker 1: at J Shall. I can't imagine Chris being this thirsty
Speaker 1: for a bachelorette who's never had penal penial vaginal penetration
Speaker 1: Chris every four seconds? Is he gonna stick his PP
Speaker 1: or no one ever? Right? That sounded like more like
Speaker 1: that sounded like me. I think me and three to
Speaker 1: get together. I'd like the first one and Seth that
Speaker 1: What do you guys think? Yeah? I like those two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like those two. Okay, so we narrow down, will
Speaker 1: you reread the first one and then Seth vats and
Speaker 1: then we'll vote on the final tweet to the week
Speaker 1: of the season. It would be my honor. Um, we're
Speaker 1: gonna start J. D. Burke, who is at Busted Superman.
Speaker 1: He says, poor Hannah ge if Hannah be gets to
Speaker 1: be the bachelorette and the toast to do over, at
Speaker 1: least give this girl the keys to afford tourists and
Speaker 1: access to Calton's front lawn like that one. And then
Speaker 1: we have the last one. Was that has got it? Seth?
Speaker 1: That goes so twenty minutes of the Stockholm Date, followed
Speaker 1: by an our preview of single parents. Chris Harrison is
Speaker 1: not here for the right reasons. Yeah, alright, Rob Stockholm Date, alright,
Speaker 1: well Stockholm Date. Heighter, Um, give me a moment here.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, um, poor Hannah Gee, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: with J. D. Burke. Okay, Katie, I like the Stockholm Date. Anna,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Stockholm. Oh my gosh, here it is.
Speaker 1: You know what it was. It was our destiny. It
Speaker 1: was our destiny for seth to beat the boat. Well,
Speaker 1: I just want to say much. I truly love all
Speaker 1: five humans that are in that studio and everybody listening.
Speaker 1: For real, my heart is full. I love all of you.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you in person. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna hang up after we plits home to see um.
Speaker 1: But I just, you know what, thank you. But it's
Speaker 1: just like I was so I if I did not
Speaker 1: have this to do like it just me. It really
Speaker 1: needs a lot to me. So I appreciate you. Guys.
Speaker 1: Want to promote? What do you want to promote? Hi?
Speaker 1: Here you a podcast? Oh here we here? I got
Speaker 1: all a sudden It's called that's gold with Steve Hydner.
Speaker 1: We're doing great. At iTunes stop two hund for sports podcast.
Speaker 1: We're on five days a week, and I just want
Speaker 1: to say one other thing before I go as as
Speaker 1: quickly and succinctly as I can arden, I love you well, Adam.
Speaker 1: What would you like to promote, sir? I don't need
Speaker 1: to promote. I want to promote That's Gold, which is
Speaker 1: uh seven days a podcast. That's sweet. Now, that's sweet.
Speaker 1: I've been listening to. I've been listening to this great
Speaker 1: podcast called That's Gold off fantastic little Stevie Heightner all
Speaker 1: growing up he had a Katie anything. I actually started
Speaker 1: started my own show called That's Silver with it's actually
Speaker 1: doing quite well to number number one in the parenting section.
Speaker 1: Not having anything that joke and j J. Marien or
Speaker 1: you're listening up there, this one's for you. We love you,
Speaker 1: Love you j J. You're a little ding dong seed
Speaker 1: is just gonna keep this is for whatever reason. This
Speaker 1: is uh you created this and it's too late to
Speaker 1: stop me now, So I know you're gonna be my
Speaker 1: little guying start. I'm not gonna lay you down. We
Speaker 1: love you, j J. We love you, j J Jay.
Speaker 1: Where did you get those years? Girl over now bye
Speaker 1: bye bye. Okay, so thank you so much. Are didn't
Speaker 1: I have to turn the studio over at two thirty
Speaker 1: for another show? All right? Hey, I love you guys,
Speaker 1: I want to I love you. I'm in Atlanta until
Speaker 1: May and then I'll be bad. Are you around later?
Speaker 1: Can I call you? Yeah? Okay, sounds what art? And
Speaker 1: I love you, love you, bye bye bye bye. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: I want to get all up and you. Tonight feels
Speaker 1: so good. I just gotta wonder to bless you, to
Speaker 1: figure out when you reach up this rule, you reach
Speaker 1: upt this rule to your words. Who you acceptance rose
Speaker 1: into your word