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I'm need to 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:07.080 believe you. I believe that that has happening. That's how 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:12.200 I prepare for a podcast. Hello, Welcome to a very 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:16.560 special finale episode of Will You Accept This Road? My 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:19.839 name is Arden Marine, and I am coming to you 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:22.959 from a little Compton, Rhode Island. And we'll get to 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:25.760 that in a moment. Before we get to that, I 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:30.960 want to introduce our guests, um our freet kiss had 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:36.320 it been all season? And uh he is a terrible man. 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:40.400 I love it very much. Who hit on my mother 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:43.240 in front of me? Seventy eight times and she loved it, 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:53.800 and let's just give her a proper introduction. Uncle's around 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:59.440 and he's hugging all the ladies. So that's bag is 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:09.600 also sand. That's nice. It had the appropriate creepy going there. 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:14.799 Thank you, thank you. It's on the neck the way 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:18.440 that I wanted. It's got that late night barking lot 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:23.280 at Ralph's got a weird vibe. I think you're you 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:29.480 selling quail like old school like. It wouldn't be molly, 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:32.040 it would be loose. Oh absolutely, yeah, I look at this. 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:38.320 They're authentic. It's a fool. It's raining men in the studio. 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:41.400 If if you are a single lady and you're feeling 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:45.160 some real like like pheromones coming at you, it's because 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:48.440 there's three hot gentlemen in the studio right now. The 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:51.560 second one you may know him as Batcher of the Year. 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:58.520 Let's give him a proper introduction. I've never think about 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:03.040 I'm never not happy to hear that he was best you. 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:11.639 Seventeen eighteen, he went to Nashville with J J. Maureen 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:27.160 Kenny Paw Another year yet welcome back, I like welcome 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:30.200 back for something. It hasn't gotten number one yet. I 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:32.480 know I know I'm still waiting. Yeah, you know. His 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:34.600 song had a lot more Molly do it, a lot 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:36.960 more fun to it. My song was like I was 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:41.440 dosing someone. It's just I'm just saying, I just trust 0:03:41.480 --> 0:03:43.960 my incident. I was like the feeling I get around 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:48.560 you at people. I really hope that you made love. 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:53.760 That's just clos out of my body. I came out 0:03:53.800 --> 0:04:04.240 of your body, dude. That's why. Here's the thing. You 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:11.480 can speak it loud, out loud, all right now. I 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:14.160 apologize that I didn't have time this week. It's been 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:17.920 a little bit time this week to make a new 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:21.040 theme song. And I said, there's also some toneil arts 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:24.200 levels people, and I will make your fucking songs. You're 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:26.560 not bothering me. I will make your song. It may 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:28.560 just take me like ten days. So we have a 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:31.160 new guest, so we might have to play a little. 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:33.320 But I don't have an official theme song, But can 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:48.599 you just make one up right now? Together? What is 0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:54.760 that party? Fancy? I did go to the Vanity Fair party, 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:56.720 not because of anything that I've done in my career, 0:04:56.760 --> 0:05:00.320 though I'm totally piggybacking off the works of others. Who 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:02.920 was the most exciting celebrity that you saw. Who are 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:07.040 you like? Oh blah blah blah. Well, Lady Gaga was there. 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:13.960 That was cool. Chris Evans, Captain Captain America. I hear 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:18.800 he's a nice guy. He was cool. Um, Dylan Sprouse 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:24.520 and Barbara Palvin were hanging out. But my favorite, yeah, 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:26.960 they were cool. Like you know they they both are beauty. 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:29.440 They both are the most beautiful women I've ever I've 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:36.159 ever seen. My favorite thing of the night, though, was 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:39.719 was I went to go to the bathroom and and 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:43.479 there was an old white man who who walked who 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:46.760 took a ship and walked out of the bathroom holding 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:50.240 his Oscar. And I said, that's the coolest thing I've 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:52.400 ever seen. He said, what the oscar? I said, know 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:55.719 that you just took a crap with an ost like 0:05:55.760 --> 0:06:00.520 you took it in the bathroom. Wow, who was it, Steve, Yeah, 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:16.480 you don't know Oscar. It wasn't mine. I took it 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:21.240 was the guy that wrote green when he gave the speech. 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:23.960 Side note, And I'm sure the audio just started getting 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:27.240 better at home. I forgot that I'm recording myself and 0:06:27.360 --> 0:06:30.720 Katie's editing it in and I paced about like four 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:34.120 football fields away for the first half of this that 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:37.120 you're I bet it's not don't worry about your iPhones, guys, 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:41.040 it's not your technology, it's your hostess. Who. Okay, let's 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:42.840 just get this out of the way. I mean, this 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:45.960 is awkward. This is not the fucking podcast I wanted 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:50.839 to do again. But like I, here's where we are. Unfortunately, 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:53.880 you were all with me a year and a half ago, 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:57.719 which was horrifying, when my father died and we did 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:02.080 the only podcast about grief Bachelor, and you all joined 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:05.600 me on Grief Island where I watched Great British Bake 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:08.200 Off and talked about being an angry samoan and I 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:10.680 allowed myself two to four days to grieve, and then 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:13.280 it took a little bit longer, and you were very sweet. 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:18.240 I am absolutely so angry to say that I got 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:23.080 fucking sent back to the island. Your beloved J J. Marien, 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:27.280 the patron saint of this podcast and of the Bachelor nation, 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:31.600 and you've all been so kind. She passed away suddenly 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:33.640 this weekend, and if you didn't know that, I'm sorry. 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:35.760 I met your upset hearing this, and I have to 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:40.240 just say I debated whether to do the podcast today, 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:45.240 and my mom would have wanted me to do it, 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:49.080 and she was a rascal. She loved the show. She 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:51.320 loved the three men that are on, who are so 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:53.760 kind and brieve to come do it. You're talking to 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:55.760 two of her future ex husbands. It was gonna be 0:07:55.880 --> 0:07:57.440 Rob was going to be first, and then they were 0:07:57.440 --> 0:07:59.960 gonna get divorced. And then Heightener clearly wasn't gonna allow 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:02.960 us on. And she would actually and she would send 0:08:03.000 --> 0:08:06.200 me clippings of Wells and Sarah Highland. She would cut 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:08.200 them out and nail with me because she knew Goals 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:12.200 was my friend. And I will say I've always been 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:16.640 a very private person and the and um, I couldn't 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:18.920 hide it when my dad died and I didn't want 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:21.200 to do a podcast about grief in the batchelor. But 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:23.080 in a weird way, it was therapeutic for me. And 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:24.559 I know a lot of you guys reached out instead. 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:27.760 It was healing for you. And then that kind of 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:30.320 let you get to know my family more. And so 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:35.480 now I see honestly like Jess. So you guys know 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:37.760 it meant it means I've read every single one of 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:40.840 your comments. I've shown them to my brother. We love them. 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:43.240 We love that you all knew j J and loved her, 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:47.560 and it just like it means a lot that you 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:50.079 all show up and listen. And I truly in a 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:53.839 weird fucking way, unfortunately, if you guys are grieving like I, 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:56.559 I wish you could also have this podcast because it's 0:08:56.600 --> 0:08:59.400 like the best grief therapy like it. Truly, I feel 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:03.000 mysel feel better at the end, so I, I strangely 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:05.800 have the perfect way to start to feel better. And 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:08.520 just in case they don't know what happened, they think 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:10.319 it's probably a heart attack. And I found out the 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:12.200 way she would want me to find out, taking a 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:16.640 torque class with the pistol Debbie Ryan in Atlanta. So 0:09:16.720 --> 0:09:18.640 you know what, JJ Marine, this was for you. I 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:21.800 love you so much. And and Aleric has agreed to 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:24.800 do the podcast starting next season, so my brother will 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:27.440 be on. So there we go. That's out of the way. 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:29.040 Do you guys want to say anything? You don't have to, 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:31.200 You can't if you want. I might now have four cats, 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:35.520 but all right, well I will Steve Heightener here. Um. Look, 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:37.280 you know I loved your mom. I've known your mom 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:40.120 a very very long time. You know, Um, Arnon and 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:42.760 I did a series together, um many many years ago. 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:44.360 She was four years old and I was in my 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:49.839 late sixties. Um and uh we hit it off immediately. 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:52.120 Um are not even know if you know this story. 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:54.880 But whatever I was saying, I was, you know, claiming 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:57.120 you were a prostitute and like you, things weren't going 0:09:57.120 --> 0:09:59.520 well for you. And your mom would just laugh at 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:02.120 anything I had to say. She would laugh at. But 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:05.040 at that last moment, when she was walking off the set, 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:06.640 back when we were doing that show, she was like, 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:09.040 ha ha, funny boy. You keep your eyes on her 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:11.600 for me, will you? And I said, you keep your 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:14.760 eyes on her, your eyes on her, will you? I said, 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:17.040 you know, of course, you know I will. And uh 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:19.280 so it's just been a long, great ride. Look, we 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:22.120 all got robbed. This was this was supposed to be 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:27.160 her time. She was tremendous, tremendous lady. I mean, I 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:29.000 grew up in a town when those stoplights in a 0:10:29.000 --> 0:10:30.960 general store. I'm back here now. It's literally like I 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:33.480 time traveled to the sixteen hundreds to come and I 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:36.400 you guys will appreciate this. We're having her funeral Friday. 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:38.480 We didn't grow up going to any church. And I 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:42.000 actually we basically like have begged we there's nowhere to 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:44.600 host a funeral, Like we didn't know where to do it, 0:10:44.640 --> 0:10:47.439 so we've begged our way into the church. And yesterday, 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:50.000 meeting with the reverence, I was like, um, can I 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:52.320 play a song at the funeral? She's like, okay, sure. 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:55.640 I was like, can I play Beyonce? All the same ladies? 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:59.839 And it was like a record scratch, And I just 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:02.600 knew that my mother fucking loved that I snuck into 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:07.199 the church one time has to play. They oh, yeah, 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:12.560 it was amazing. And I know, Rob, she robbed she 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:15.360 met you guys, spent an afternoon and you'd flown in, 0:11:15.840 --> 0:11:17.240 took the Red Eye. You told her you were so 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:19.040 happy to be there, and she goes, are you are? 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:25.960 Are you? And then after my dad died, she like, 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:28.800 you know, in the last year, she tried a couple 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:31.880 of online dates. She goes, Ard, I don't want to 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:33.599 date an old man. The old man she goes, I 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:40.439 would teach your friend. Rob. I'm like Rob and Mary. 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:46.600 Rob was like, yeah, I date her for sure. Um, 0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:48.760 I know more than any I know. She's pissed to 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:52.120 miss the party. I know she's pissed to not find 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:55.680 out what happened on this season. And I know watching 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:57.800 it last night because my brother was actually the one 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:00.280 who remember, he was like, we gotta We've both actually 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:02.920 been so happy to have this task because if you've 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:05.000 ever had to deal with a loss, like, there's like, 0:12:05.040 --> 0:12:08.240 aside from grieving, there's so much horrifying paperwork, Like to 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:11.640 actually have to like unplug the phone and like we 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:14.120 have to watch The Bachelor for two nights has actually 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:17.480 been such a joy. And um, I know my mother 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:20.240 would be like she doesn't fucking like him. He just 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:22.720 she just wants the fame. She's she looked at her, 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:25.400 she's like a prisoner's like he captured somebody. She's wants 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:28.800 the People magazine cover. Like it's so clear how she 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:31.480 would feel about this. Yeah, even though she didn't get 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:33.439 to see the end of it, she I'm sure she 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:36.439 could read the writing on the wall. She knew she 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:43.240 thought he was gay. Yeah, well, well I started to 0:12:43.360 --> 0:12:47.839 not think so last night. I started to go too, 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:50.000 like it's the deal. Maybe it's the kid that was 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:51.920 the fat kid who never got the girl, and now 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:54.160 he's just captured the one that doesn't want to well, 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:56.959 you know, didn't we actually literally watch him hop the 0:12:57.040 --> 0:13:05.600 fence keeping in front of her? You know what's weird 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:09.800 about watching? Okay, so overall, what did you guys? I mean, like, 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:12.840 I mean, if this is not a four hour ad 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:14.920 for he's just not that into you, I don't know 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:19.280 what like what she doesn't like him? Uh? Look, I 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:21.520 don't think she hates him, right, It's not like so 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:24.000 she doesn't want to date him. No, she doesn't want 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:25.280 to date him. She seemed like she was in the 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:27.880 witness protection program. She was a hostage. She was like 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:30.520 like ABC was just saying, you'll, you'll do this for us, 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:32.600 We will pay you, you will do this for us. 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:35.760 And to me, there was nothing worse than um when 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:38.719 she finally got on the show, right, to me, that 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:41.839 was just like such at the end when they came 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:45.400 out and yeah, that was such such bad acting. But 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:47.800 I mean, for a while I thought, and I don't know, 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:49.640 I want to get your opinions on this. You probably 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:53.319 covered it already, but when her dad came, now, do 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:55.000 you think that the whole thing was a ploy to 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:57.160 get her to be the bachelorette? That that you know, 0:13:57.400 --> 0:13:59.079 dad was coming in. They were trying to make a 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:02.560 storyline and to get her to be third reality show 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:04.880 like this is. She was on two seasons of like 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:08.880 a Christian Laguna Beach. That makes me suspect are we 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:10.760 doing a podcast on that one? By the way, it 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:15.800 really We actually tried to watch it. Have you ever 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:19.720 watched it? No? God, no, what's it called. It's called 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:26.480 Young Ones. Anna and I tried to watch Christians beach 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:29.920 Um and Anna, you were so cute and goes, no, 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:35.640 your mom was a goddamn national treasure. Was trying to 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:39.000 say something. Well, I thought it was interesting, like when 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:43.000 he was on Paradise when I did that show with him, Uh, 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:46.640 it was so much like Tea was like trying or 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:51.320 was trying to make him love her right like, and 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:53.880 it was just it was sad to see as someone 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:57.160 who like watch it every single day. We were all like, dude, 0:14:57.440 --> 0:14:59.760 he doesn't like you. He just doesn't want to look 0:14:59.800 --> 0:15:01.840 like a jerk on TV. So he's kind of going 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:05.680 through the motions and the exact same thing happened just 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:08.520 in reverse to him. At least that's what it seems like. 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:15.040 You're absolutely it's interesting because it feels like Anna and 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:17.880 I have now watched a few different iterations, and I 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:21.280 don't like, I'm not gonna like. But it seems like 0:15:21.440 --> 0:15:26.280 even in other countries, like generally every person kind of 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:30.960 picks the one that isn't that into them, like there's 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:34.240 the sure thing, and so if you're like, whoever, there's 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:36.680 the one that's the short thing, and they never win 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:40.920 the one that's not that into I would have a 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:48.320 choice of thirty then that I mean, it's like, yeah, 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:52.120 it's it's crazy, it's really it's really who did you 0:15:52.360 --> 0:15:55.440 think like watching this seat? So you didn't know? Well, 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:57.440 as I texted you Lessa, you said you didn't know. 0:15:57.800 --> 0:16:00.560 I didn't. I kept the blinders on. I thought it 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:02.760 was hand like in the beginning of season, I voted 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:06.480 Hannah g and my girlfriend voted Cassie, so we were 0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:09.840 we got pretty close. But like, going back to your point, 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:14.800 that's how everyone likes the chase, and that's the whole 0:16:14.800 --> 0:16:16.640 thing in a microcosm, is that if you don't want 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:19.240 the easy thing, you want the thing that you gotta 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:21.600 work for or whatever. But do you think that's true 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:24.240 because it's more fun. She wasn't being that way to him. 0:16:24.280 --> 0:16:26.360 The whole season. He didn't know that she wasn't that 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:29.160 into him until the last second, but I felt like 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:32.640 every other cast member literally was like, yeah, Cassie doesn't 0:16:32.680 --> 0:16:36.800 look you. I mean, how many red flags of people 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:39.680 being like, okay, I'm leaving, there's somebody that doesn't like you. 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:42.600 And then eventually it's like can be asking directly to Tasia, 0:16:42.640 --> 0:16:45.240 who doesn't like music? It's Cassie. Cassie doesn't like it. 0:16:45.520 --> 0:16:51.200 Even even her dad was like, now yea, even his 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:55.320 dad like when they went to meet, yeah, dad was, 0:16:55.480 --> 0:16:57.400 and I think or her like one of his parents 0:16:57.440 --> 0:16:59.480 actually said, do you think it's a case of like, 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:04.560 she's just not that Indians like no, no, no, no, no, yeah. 0:17:04.720 --> 0:17:07.000 So what's our take with the with when like now, 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:09.600 how they're looking now? Like in the Live after show 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:12.480 last night, she she wants to be on the People 0:17:12.520 --> 0:17:15.400 magazine cover. Yeah, I mean, they honestly seemed a little 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:19.440 happier based on how they were afterwards. To me, I thought, 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:22.359 why did she have to film herself saying I love you? 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:26.080 Did something like it felt like she couldn't say it 0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:28.600 eye to eye, like, so she had to like film that. 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:30.960 I do wonder if something bad happened her because she 0:17:31.000 --> 0:17:34.880 did say her last relationship was controlling, and well, that's 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:40.399 how they were in the first episode that Love. In 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:43.520 that first episode where her and that like ex boyfriend 0:17:43.560 --> 0:17:45.760 of hers on that Christian reality show she was he 0:17:45.880 --> 0:17:48.840 was basically trying to control her drinking and partying and 0:17:48.920 --> 0:17:51.480 her just being like, let me live and even just 0:17:51.560 --> 0:17:53.800 being like, no, you need to be a good woman 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:55.440 or whatever Christian woman or so. I don't know what 0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:57.800 they were talking about. It was so boring, but um, 0:17:58.000 --> 0:18:01.240 that's what I feel like she's referring to to that dude. Yeah, 0:18:01.280 --> 0:18:02.760 oh yeah, it has to be him. I think that's 0:18:02.960 --> 0:18:05.520 also in her Instagram post I Went Deep last night, 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:08.119 she was talking about how it was like a toxic relationship. 0:18:08.680 --> 0:18:10.920 I don't know. I do wonder she's just been so 0:18:11.119 --> 0:18:14.320 burned that she's afraid. Also, she does she has one 0:18:14.359 --> 0:18:16.760 point five million followers, so she did it. She works. 0:18:17.080 --> 0:18:20.440 She also is it word? What did she start with? 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:23.080 I don't know. I wasn't. Yeah, I wasn't on that training. 0:18:25.720 --> 0:18:29.160 She's a door. I mean, she's so cute. She's so cute, 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:31.920 and she's like natural and cool and she can skateboard 0:18:32.000 --> 0:18:35.600 and surf like she's the sexiest one. I get it, 0:18:35.960 --> 0:18:38.960 but like part of me is like like she kept 0:18:39.000 --> 0:18:41.639 saying at the end, you know, even to his parents, 0:18:42.160 --> 0:18:44.879 which was a brutal introduction of like so tell me 0:18:44.920 --> 0:18:47.720 about her. It's like, well, she broke up with me. 0:18:48.280 --> 0:18:50.639 I haven't seen her since I love her. She does 0:18:50.720 --> 0:18:52.760 not love me, And I'm so excited for you guys. 0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:03.680 It was the beginning with their first episode. We see 0:19:03.880 --> 0:19:06.560 Colton's jumped the fence and like Chris Harrison is like 0:19:06.640 --> 0:19:12.960 whistling for a dog and they're on like a man hunt, 0:19:13.160 --> 0:19:15.679 and you know, they were so fucking excited, like they 0:19:15.720 --> 0:19:19.280 couldn't believe their good fortune. And then they finally found him, 0:19:19.600 --> 0:19:21.600 just walking down the street and he was like, dude, dude, 0:19:21.600 --> 0:19:23.560 I'm done with the ship. I got my phone in 0:19:23.600 --> 0:19:26.399 my wallet, I'm done. And then Chris Harrison, who I 0:19:26.520 --> 0:19:28.960 actually really like, but it is he is still I 0:19:29.000 --> 0:19:30.800 don't trust him, like he's your full friend of me, 0:19:30.960 --> 0:19:33.240 Like we just want to make sure you're okay. It's 0:19:33.320 --> 0:19:36.600 like now you don't ye. My favorite part of that 0:19:36.800 --> 0:19:40.159 was because Colton had ripped off his his mike, so 0:19:40.400 --> 0:19:42.960 Chris was having to talk to him but in his ear, 0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:45.560 I know, producer was like, dude, get close to him 0:19:45.560 --> 0:19:48.920 so we can get good audio. So he's like close 0:19:51.640 --> 0:19:53.200 and you also know they found him in three and 0:19:53.200 --> 0:19:56.800 a half minutes and they just on the other side 0:19:56.800 --> 0:20:00.280 of that. I don't believe how well he hopped thence 0:20:00.600 --> 0:20:03.960 that that fence top was amazing. I couldn't do that. 0:20:04.080 --> 0:20:06.280 I heard that he would get up every morning and 0:20:06.400 --> 0:20:08.760 work out before having his dates, so he was like 0:20:09.520 --> 0:20:16.639 fit that fence. Every Chris Harrison would post photo or 0:20:16.760 --> 0:20:20.200 videos of them, like taking runs together when they're gonna 0:20:21.040 --> 0:20:24.359 got a video. Every shower you take, probably want to 0:20:24.359 --> 0:20:27.320 be in tcent shape, dude. I couldn't believe that after 0:20:27.480 --> 0:20:30.440 the Fantasy Suite they fucking showed him showering. It like 0:20:32.160 --> 0:20:35.000 what was why? Well, what do you you've been on 0:20:35.080 --> 0:20:42.200 the show. Yeah, they never filmed me shower shower. The 0:20:42.280 --> 0:20:44.320 weird thing about the shower too, is like all that 0:20:44.760 --> 0:20:47.119 he had this oddly like comfortable with you looking at 0:20:47.200 --> 0:20:49.960 him shower. Yeah, there's nothing. He was like really lost 0:20:50.000 --> 0:20:55.320 in his like spitting water out like that. You have 0:20:55.440 --> 0:20:58.400 a camera that close to you and it's like your 0:20:58.520 --> 0:21:01.040 seventh time They're like okay, enough to is getting the shower. 0:21:02.240 --> 0:21:05.000 He did seem strangely, it was like almost his most 0:21:05.080 --> 0:21:09.480 relaxed when he was just like daydreaming getting filmed again. 0:21:09.920 --> 0:21:12.040 Can you get your hands up on your chest a 0:21:12.080 --> 0:21:16.480 little higher little? We want to see the hands. I 0:21:16.600 --> 0:21:21.119 know that Nick Viale did that scene or that shot naked. 0:21:21.960 --> 0:21:29.560 I don't think I think Colton was in a bathing soon. Yeah, right, 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:37.840 you don't have to go. You're supposed to take that off. 0:21:41.200 --> 0:21:46.159 What am I doing? This is Disney? I do like 0:21:46.320 --> 0:21:48.760 my favorite part of Chris Harrison when he's on the 0:21:48.800 --> 0:21:51.040 phone with I'm assuming like Mike Flice or someone in 0:21:51.119 --> 0:21:53.600 production being like, yeah, it looks like we might have 0:21:53.720 --> 0:21:58.680 to call the police. You get your angles In that line, 0:21:59.720 --> 0:22:02.720 it almost as bad as his preview for being on that. 0:22:03.960 --> 0:22:09.400 My god, I loved every You know what, guys, danger 0:22:09.520 --> 0:22:13.200 just got fun? Can we disagree on that? You just 0:22:13.320 --> 0:22:17.480 got fun? Um? So christ Actually, he's like, I'm done. 0:22:17.560 --> 0:22:19.680 I'm tired of I'm tired of saying I love you 0:22:19.840 --> 0:22:21.960 and not saying it back. I'll never be loved. I'm 0:22:21.960 --> 0:22:24.120 never gonna be enough. It's like, do you see that's 0:22:24.160 --> 0:22:26.639 the human condition? Because you're doing that to two women 0:22:26.760 --> 0:22:29.520 right now, like all of us have been rejected. It's 0:22:29.520 --> 0:22:33.640 because you're picking people that don't like you. Yeah, well, 0:22:33.680 --> 0:22:36.480 I mean to me. The other two women got over 0:22:36.520 --> 0:22:41.440 it pretty well, Yeah, Bachanic did. Tasha. Tasia was like 0:22:41.600 --> 0:22:44.400 trying to summon tears like they to get to paradise 0:22:44.480 --> 0:22:46.960 or maybe like the best. Well and also so weird, 0:22:47.000 --> 0:22:50.520 like what an amazing con to dump someone and have 0:22:50.800 --> 0:22:57.680 them console you. Yeah. Yeah, my brother last night after 0:22:57.840 --> 0:23:00.960 he dumped the two ladies, and and then because my 0:23:01.000 --> 0:23:03.360 brother's only seen a couple of the season, he's seen enough, 0:23:03.400 --> 0:23:05.639 but not that many, so it was interesting kind of 0:23:05.680 --> 0:23:08.840 getting an outsider's point of view, like after he dumped 0:23:08.920 --> 0:23:12.480 Tasia and Hannah and he goes to Cassie and he 0:23:12.560 --> 0:23:14.560 says he's cut the other one, and like, did she 0:23:14.640 --> 0:23:17.720 want to go to Spain to Mariorka. My brother was like, 0:23:18.000 --> 0:23:21.119 oh my god, you could see her calculating like an 0:23:21.359 --> 0:23:27.680 entire episode starring me. Yeah, goes me and I'll get 0:23:27.760 --> 0:23:31.679 back lit, sipping my like cappuccino and the alley beforehand, 0:23:31.760 --> 0:23:35.119 like she was like a whole episode starring her. I 0:23:35.200 --> 0:23:36.720 thought it was funny too though, that she was like 0:23:36.960 --> 0:23:38.639 all right, let's just go be normal. We're didna go 0:23:38.760 --> 0:23:40.399 take a day by day I'm gonna go to my 0:23:40.520 --> 0:23:44.800 Orca and we're rock climbing. Oh my god, you gotta 0:23:44.840 --> 0:23:49.000 scale down this wall. Just in dress shoes. He had 0:23:49.000 --> 0:23:51.879 on like male dress shoes. Yeah, you noticed that, And 0:23:51.960 --> 0:23:53.920 I was like, what the funk are you wearing? Dude? 0:23:54.160 --> 0:23:58.160 That was like classic, you're going you gotta know you're repelling. 0:23:58.240 --> 0:24:02.480 If you're recalling, don't wear like a tuxedo shoe. I 0:24:02.560 --> 0:24:06.080 look at the whole end of that show. Uh as 0:24:06.160 --> 0:24:16.440