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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's the most important,

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Speaker 1: bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today. This

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Speaker 1: is important. Come on down to Terry's and get a

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Speaker 1: titty twister. When your soul needs to jerk off and

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Speaker 1: you've got to have the chicken soup. I'm gonna talk

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Speaker 1: to you about a pretty cool guy named his Zeus

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Speaker 1: Perceval grabbed that corpse, says Lancelot, cannonballs onto its stomach.

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Speaker 1: Buckle up, my brother. Yeah, you guys are all in

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Speaker 1: sync on that clap. I was a little early pre clap.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about your sickness. Let's talk about your pre clap.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait what, let's talk about your sickness. Dude, I

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Speaker 1: want to talk about We had to push the podcast

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Speaker 1: a few days. Durs was sicky. He thought he had

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Speaker 1: the delta veryan, did you have the delta variant? Did you?

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Speaker 1: Were you concerned with the delta? You want to talk

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Speaker 1: sickness for a quickness, we would like to get down

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Speaker 1: with it. Let's do it, sickness and thickness. I well,

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Speaker 1: let's just give the little backstory Monday. Please, let's walk

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Speaker 1: it back. It's important. Around dinner time, I just felt

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Speaker 1: like I got hit with a ton of bricks and

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Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck? Um? And then was just

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Speaker 1: cold sweats, no fever, but just sweating and shivering and

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Speaker 1: shipping uh and nausea right, And I was like, well,

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Speaker 1: I got delta, and I got delta. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how I got it. I haven't been out, but I

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Speaker 1: got it. But I got tested. I got no COVID. Okay, yeah, obviously, dude,

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Speaker 1: But I was on my ASK for three and a

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Speaker 1: half days, like just fucking I don't know food poisoning.

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Speaker 1: You got a regular sickness, man, And I feel like

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Speaker 1: every time anyone gets sick now they're like, and it's COVID.

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Speaker 1: But it's not always the case. You can get regg sick. Yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: you could get regular diarrhea, plain old diarrhea. I was

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Speaker 1: just hoping like TMZ would pick it up, like there's home,

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Speaker 1: gut and then I'm back, guys, and then like the

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Speaker 1: agents are calling there like we saw you on TMZ

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Speaker 1: and I go, oh, now you're calling, and then and

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Speaker 1: then I Die'd be funny if you did get COVID,

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Speaker 1: you'd call your publicist immediately right, like that's the move.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely one hunted, absolutely, and then it would be like

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Speaker 1: MTV Real Life, I have COVID right right, Kurt Loder

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Speaker 1: would be at my house quick, get him over here,

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Speaker 1: or Caduce would show up at the house and go,

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Speaker 1: hey man, wait wait who is Calduce? Suduce was like

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Speaker 1: the thin, handsome um like curly hair, light skive maybe

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Speaker 1: mixed black white dude. I don't know his background. That's tech,

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Speaker 1: wasn't that? No, know that you're thinking tech money from

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Speaker 1: real world, real world? Absolutely always Seattle, I believe damn,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking male model. Coulduce could do? How are we

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Speaker 1: spelling conduced? Do you know the spelling of that? To

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Speaker 1: anybody's we're not spelling were we know better, we're not

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Speaker 1: spelling it and we have our people on it right now. Well,

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Speaker 1: Dirk's knowledge of MTV VJs is remarkable. That's pretty deep.

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Speaker 1: You're the perfect age though, I think, because you know

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Speaker 1: the older guys older than and then you also know

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Speaker 1: the young guys, Like I feel like we're just like

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Speaker 1: two or three years younger than you. Twelve years younger

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Speaker 1: feels like it feels like a decade younger. But we

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Speaker 1: and we're always talking a few years younger, and you

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Speaker 1: also had older brothers, so I feel like you your

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Speaker 1: knowledge of things that are older than us is way

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Speaker 1: beyond us. Because sometimes you'll drop a name much like Caduced.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea of who that is, no idea,

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Speaker 1: but to be fair, you guys should know Conduced. Do

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Speaker 1: you know Ana Lewis? I do know Anana Lewis? Okay,

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Speaker 1: if I had to guess who produces, it's Q you

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Speaker 1: D D U S. And if that's just my guess,

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Speaker 1: that amazing. That's just you're not reading off like a me.

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Speaker 1: That's how you spell couldduce? I thought it would be

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Speaker 1: K A d O O s E. Hey, dude, could duce?

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Speaker 1: You might be a racist? Okay, you don't know how

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Speaker 1: to spell coulduce? Man? Wait, what an awesome name. That's

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Speaker 1: an awesome name. That is an awesome name, right. I

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Speaker 1: don't feel like my spelling pointed to me being racist

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Speaker 1: you can't do that. I can't do that. It's racist

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Speaker 1: to just go I could probably win it. I'm a

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Speaker 1: you don't, you look it up? You know, you learn it,

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Speaker 1: you look it up. But he was just trying. He

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Speaker 1: was just trying to be phonetic. That's what trying is,

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Speaker 1: white ship. And I'm sick of trying. Do better. Hashtag

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Speaker 1: do better, motherfucker, do better, But don't try. You better, right,

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Speaker 1: hashtag look it up and then when you're sure of it,

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Speaker 1: don't be a racist. That's Korea, to be fair. There

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Speaker 1: was a glory day of vj's right like when they

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Speaker 1: up in the storm of like the next VJ. And

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Speaker 1: of course i'm talking about Jesse Camp for anybody. I

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Speaker 1: at this skinny motherfucker. He's getting it. PEPSI wants him.

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Speaker 1: How amazing was it that? I think he was up

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Speaker 1: against Dave Holmes, who Dave Holmes knew like everything about music.

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Speaker 1: and then Jesse be like, yeah, I don't know what's

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Speaker 1: going on, but up next more music and everyone losership

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Speaker 1: and everyone's like he's that god dude. And I was.

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Speaker 1: I was in the Jesse camp amp. I wanted him

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Speaker 1: to win. He was like, you were, but Dave Holmes

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Speaker 1: like I was born for this job and this off

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Speaker 1: the street homeless kid has like a better story, encyclopedia, encyclopedia,

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Speaker 1: knowledge of all things music, just he could just recall everything,

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Speaker 1: and Jesse was just like, yeah, semi signing. Did you

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Speaker 1: guys feel that? Is that the death? Is that when

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Speaker 1: videos that's the four TRL No, That's what I was wondering.

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Speaker 1: Is it like he was just like I didn't not

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah he did. Hey, can we talk

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Speaker 1: about how how me and Durs look identical right now?

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Speaker 1: And you and Kyle also looked pretty identical. You guys

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Speaker 1: like it looks like we've both been sick. I haven't,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, very very healthy right now. But why do

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Speaker 1: What's up with that? Yeah? How come you guys are

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Why not my parents house? I'm in

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Speaker 1: Lake of the Ozarks right now? You can tell by

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Speaker 1: the fun My mom has so many signs talking about wine. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: no way is listening? Really? Yeah, every inch of her

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Speaker 1: house or something? So Snapchat memory. Are they like Bible

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Speaker 1: God merch game is the Jesus merch game is out

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Speaker 1: of control? So good yeah, hell yeah, I'm sure you

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Speaker 1: you would know. Now she's staring at me like I care.

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Speaker 1: She's right there, Um, I don't care. There's no dirty laundry.

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Speaker 1: We're washing it all. Guys, this might be a dumb question.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you guys could help me out. Do you guys

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Speaker 1: remember chicken noodle soup for the Soul of the Book?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, was that Christian? Was that Christian? Yeah? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I just that's up in my cabin. Okay, that was

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Speaker 1: my Bible dog was it? Wait? Chicken chicken noodle soup?

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Speaker 1: Chicken soup for the soul? Was that chicken soup for

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Speaker 1: was like you gotta get this, brother. It was all

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Speaker 1: Christ because Christians by merch. They had T shirts on

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Speaker 1: for a week, and I'm like nineteen years old, twenty

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Speaker 1: stuff staring at me from every angle. So I'm very

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Speaker 1: well versed in the Jesus merch game. That's why you

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Speaker 1: now like to sit in the middle of a circle

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Speaker 1: of guys and beat off while they stare at you.

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Speaker 1: You need uh yeah, that's the only way I could

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Speaker 1: do it. I could, I could do it now is

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Speaker 1: I have to have surrounded by those those Jesus paintings

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Speaker 1: that for sure of the eyes following you. And that's

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Speaker 1: well documented. Ye, well documented. Uh huh. Well, now that's

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Speaker 1: that's chicken soup for the sucking jerking off, So right there, brother,

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, chicken soup for the horny man. You want

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Speaker 1: at home. That's chicken soup noodle literally jerk for Literally

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Speaker 1: as soon as I say things, I don't remember what

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Speaker 1: I said. I hate my brain. Snapchat member Chicken soup

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Speaker 1: for the horny soul, baby for the jerk off. You

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Speaker 1: know who winning chicken soup for the jerk off soul.

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Speaker 1: Like when you're sold, needs to jerk off, and you

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Speaker 1: I'm being baptized again. Uh, it feels it feels like

420
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 1: I'm floating in the law. What else? What else? What else?

421
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,120
Speaker 1: It just it makes you feel good. I think that's right.

422
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 1: That's that is why this type of music is doing

423
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,920
Speaker 1: so well right now. I think it's because it's all

424
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 1: in like a fucking C major chord. It always like

425
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,159
Speaker 1: break it down kind of sounds the same. It all

426
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:52,199
Speaker 1: is made for our ear. It's like easy progressions, simple

427
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 1: lyrics that are talking about like you know, just here, yeah,

428
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 1: drinking beer and floating right and rolling about this one?

429
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 1: What about this one? Hold on, let's see now we're

430
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 1: talking on this. This is great. But by the way,

431
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:20,879
Speaker 1: the best it's just fine. I don't know. That is

432
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 1: a fucking timeless banger. Well that's when I thought music

433
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 1: was gonna turn. I was like, after that happened, kind

434
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 1: of like, oh, ship, guess what. Every rapper from the

435
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:35,080
Speaker 1: South is going to pair up with a country star

436
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,960
Speaker 1: and that's going to be music for the next ten years.

437
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 1: That's gonna be it. Like every rapper is just gonna

438
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:45,960
Speaker 1: pair up with a doofy white guy in a big

439
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 1: copy cat and that can sing great yeah, and just

440
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 1: and just sing their fucking hearts out. Brad Paisley and

441
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 1: Space goes perp pet Pablo and Brad Paisley, I love.

442
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:01,919
Speaker 1: I think there was definitely a little bit of a

443
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 1: run with that. I'm sure David Banners on a track

444
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 1: with somebody Alan Jackson. Yeah, I funk with like Casey

445
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 1: musk Raves. Okay, Yeah, she's tight, she's she does some

446
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 1: ship that. I'm like, well, wowser's what's what's that? I

447
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 1: don't know that we are you? Also, just because she's

448
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 1: like super hot, is that also it's kind of a babe. Yeah,

449
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,719
Speaker 1: I don't know what she looks like. Oh, look at you.

450
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 1: She looks like something that every male would like. She's cool.

451
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,120
Speaker 1: It's cool to look at dude. Yeah, and most women.

452
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: I think she's just a very beautiful girl. Yeah, women

453
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:42,239
Speaker 1: are beautiful, that dude. That Tim McGraw Nelly track, Like,

454
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,639
Speaker 1: I genuinely loved that when it came out, and still do.

455
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,919
Speaker 1: I thought about it the other day. That's a great track.

456
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:53,160
Speaker 1: Would you ever turn it on? Yeah? Have you ever

457
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 1: turned I've turned it on when it first came out.

458
00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:00,880
Speaker 1: I can remember that. I remember driving around Adam and

459
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:05,199
Speaker 1: turning that on multiple times too many times. That one

460
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 1: tickled me and then I'd roll it right into Creed

461
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 1: and we'd have just an afternoon in our fields, you

462
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: know we would. Yeah, those good times, man, roll all

463
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 1: the windows down for you guys, crack a cold one,

464
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 1: sharing brotherhood and Christ. Good for you guys. Man. Probably

465
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 1: we did talk about We talked about God. Hey, I'd

466
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 1: get I'd get baptized in Christ on the podcast that

467
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 1: you guys while on acid acid baptism. I'm just trying

468
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,160
Speaker 1: to think of fun things to do on the podcast.

469
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:36,399
Speaker 1: Is that blasphemy because I'm kind of down. No, No,

470
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 1: I don't think so. God created usid God created a

471
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 1: man who then created acid. So that's all good baptism, bro,

472
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 1: It's science. Hey, And that's one of the things I'm

473
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 1: talking about doing while down here at the Lake of

474
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:53,120
Speaker 1: the Ozarks. There it is right there that Wow, your

475
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 1: bachelor party just got so weird where it's going to

476
00:26:56,040 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 1: be a mass baptism. Can Can I play Jesus? Absolutely?

477
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. You can't play him, but you can

478
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: accept him in your heart. That's that's what I mean.

479
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Oh, guys, mass shooting, mass

480
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: shooting here at the lake right now. Shooter last night

481
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,920
Speaker 1: last night we went out to dinner. We went to

482
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 1: a very nice dinner and uh, I get there was

483
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 1: like a biker rally or some chip, Like, there's a

484
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 1: strip here that has all the bars. It's called the

485
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 1: Bagnel Damn Strip and then has all the bars and

486
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,360
Speaker 1: restaurants in Lake of the Ozarks. Sorry one more time,

487
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 1: Bagnel Damn Strip. So it's like, yeah, and it's a

488
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 1: strip and Bagnal's name check, and uh, it has all

489
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:52,159
Speaker 1: the bars and restaurants and ship And I guess there

490
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 1: was like a bike rally and a bunch of bikers

491
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 1: got in a fight and there was just a fucking

492
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,400
Speaker 1: shootout and a bunch of people got shot. I think

493
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,719
Speaker 1: at least one person died. It was like pretty gnarly.

494
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 1: For a second, they thought it was it was like

495
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 1: an active shooter, like someone just came to shoot it up.

496
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 1: But I think I think it ended up being like

497
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 1: a biker fight. Yeah, okay, so hey, can't we wait

498
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 1: to get to the bros. That's what we get to

499
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 1: look forward to. Dude. It's gonna be so fun. Um,

500
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,439
Speaker 1: we're already planning some stuff out. It's gonna be a

501
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,639
Speaker 1: true throwdown, very excited. Should we dress like bikers just

502
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: to fit in? You know, like sometimes Yeah, do you

503
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 1: know how they do like themes for like batch of parties? Yeah,

504
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 1: what's our gang name? The Divine? How many people like

505
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: the divine? Divine Angels? Or we just dressed like assholes

506
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 1: and see how quickly someone tries to start a fight

507
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: with us, like we all wear daisy dukes and like,

508
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,719
Speaker 1: well that's how bikers dress, wear shirts with like our

509
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: nipples cut out or song, Well, that happened in my

510
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 1: bache party, mare treading. Okay, that's that's mine. I'm trying

511
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,120
Speaker 1: to have your level of bachelor party. I want I'm

512
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: going to get arrested. I want uh. I want there

513
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: to be like almost fight situation, missing people going missing.

514
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: I want to I want to pick someone up from

515
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 1: the uh, from the drunk tank, the drunk tank exactly,

516
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 1: the drunk tank, the county jail. There, you can do that.

517
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: I think that can happen. Although I feel like we

518
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 1: kind of we we kind of like graized over the

519
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 1: let's make vest things like divine Divine Angels with a

520
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 1: skull in the middle. That's kind of diet. Yeah, like

521
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 1: Adam's face, but it's a skull likening winning u um. Also,

522
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: I'm sitting at my parents kitchen table right now. We

523
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,239
Speaker 1: this is a great place. We can set up all

524
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 1: of our microphones. We can do a communal podcast. I

525
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: think it'd be fun. I think it'd be fun to have,

526
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: like whoever wants to tell a dumb story about me

527
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 1: from back in the day can come and get on

528
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: the mic and tell a tell a quick dumb story.

529
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: It might it might get real out of hand and

530
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 1: I might have to like sensor some some of these stuff.

531
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: Three hour podcast We can regulate it, you know. I say, okay,

532
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: that which by the way, you say three hour podcasts.

533
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 1: But some of these podcasts I'd be listened to are

534
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 1: like four hours long. Motherfucker's is go, go go. Some

535
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 1: people won't shut the funk up. Yeah. I did Whitney

536
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: Cummings podcast. I was there for like three hours. I

537
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 1: was like, wrap it up, lady. Do they give you

538
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 1: bathroom breaks? Did she give you a bathroom break? No?

539
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 1: But that piss came out thick. It was like my

540
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 1: Romeo bathroom breaks. Really, Whitney, honestly, Whitney give him bathroom breaks?

541
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 1: Come alright? Yeah, it came out hot and heavy. That

542
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 1: that stream was like the size of a quarter for

543
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 1: you guys, did home. He just held up the diameter

544
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 1: of a silver dollar, a huge circle. The d hole

545
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: just opened right up and just it was a little

546
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 1: fire hose, a little fire right when you pull it

547
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: and to bust it open. Just the bar names here

548
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 1: are hilarious. There's big dicks halfway in, there's the Glory Hole,

549
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: there's all kinds of fun. Are just gay bars, yeah, dude,

550
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 1: yeah they're not. They're just the regular bars. And sure,

551
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: I'm like the more insane the name is, I think

552
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 1: the more successful idiots here. So I want to I

553
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 1: want to start like a restaurant just called like come bucket.

554
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, full of penetration, big cocks, butt fuckers, come

555
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 1: on down to Terry's and get a titty twister. Know

556
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 1: the butts were girls butts that you're fucking because it

557
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 1: sounds gay. They all ain't out a gay No, they're

558
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 1: definitely they're not among me. When I'm dead, Flick is

559
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 1: hitting it. Bro Adam's like titty twister. It's like, what

560
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 1: does I don't know? What among me? What does mom mean? Okay, okay, hey,

561
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 1: let me up here we go look it up Chad's

562
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: chorg factory. Google it. And this is kind of fun

563
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: because when did we all hear about mong The first

564
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 1: time was high school. I don't know money, I don't

565
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 1: know Okay, monging, guys, buckle up, but this is what

566
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,479
Speaker 1: and it is disturbing. It is disturbing. I don't know

567
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 1: how I heard about this and what locker rooms? Hid

568
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: your hide your children, children, hi'd your wives. Yeah, if

569
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: you're driving your kids to work right now, you might

570
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 1: want to turn it down. This is important. Please put

571
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: headphones on your children, Hid your children, because we're about

572
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 1: to go into what I think monging might be. And

573
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 1: you guys can tell me something else. It was you

574
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 1: find a cadaver or a corpse freshly. I think it's

575
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 1: must be female or it could be male. But somebody, God,

576
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: this is just disturbing the recount. Yeah, I can't believe you.

577
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: And this is your favorite thing to do? Is that

578
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 1: what you're saying. That's the name of the bar. But

579
00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:59,719
Speaker 1: it was right at the tip of the tongue. So

580
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: this is a thing that you'd like to do. Okay,

581
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 1: this is always in the back of my mind running around.

582
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: I said twister, because I like to twist titties. That

583
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 1: was kind of the first thing on my mind, but

584
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: yours was a fun Saturday night. Blake's is it's like

585
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 1: a cry for help. So it's got to be two

586
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 1: people and one person an arrestable offense, for sure. Okay,

587
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: go ahead, it is for sure. It's gotta be two

588
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 1: people and one person puts their mouth on the genitalia

589
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:29,479
Speaker 1: of the corpse, and the other person jumps of woman

590
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 1: female corpse. Yes, jumps on the stomach of the corpse,

591
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: and all the guts are supposed to shoot out of

592
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 1: the orphans into the person's mouth. That is monging and

593
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: or bad. I do want to say, it's super gross.

594
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 1: You you left out the detail that you have to

595
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 1: leave the corpse out in the sum like a few

596
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 1: days or something. Yes, the detail I love is always

597
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 1: in the weeds with this kind of thing. Yes, Yes,

598
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: the devil's details. The devil is in the details. There's

599
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: the non Christian and me the encyclopedia of serial killers.

600
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 1: We are all the details, we know all the detail.

601
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: Here's my question, who is the kid? What is the

602
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 1: personality type? Because you might think would be me, or

603
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,919
Speaker 1: you might think it be Blake, but like the people

604
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 1: who come up with this stuff like we know it,

605
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 1: which is already like you're perpetrating, but like to be

606
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:27,400
Speaker 1: the guy who's like, actually there's a thing called munging

607
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 1: and everyone goes, well, what is that because obviously it's

608
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 1: not sucking real? I mean, is it not? I don't know, Hey, Blake,

609
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 1: you're not gonna you're knocking on forty. No one's ever

610
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 1: done that, just those I bet someone, I bet someone

611
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: somewhere has done that throughout all of time because people

612
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 1: are so fucking gross and so weird when it comes

613
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 1: to say they didn't name it munging at that time.

614
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 1: It might have happened in like, man, maybe it happened.

615
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. It was like during Lance a lot

616
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: time and they're like, a lot time, this is a

617
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:06,240
Speaker 1: key story. We're talking about Excalibur and he just pulled

618
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: the sword out of the stone. He's like, I know.

619
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,760
Speaker 1: The first thing I'm gonna do after I'm knighted, Perceval

620
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:16,399
Speaker 1: grabbed that corpse as Lancelot cannonballs onto its stomach. Well,

621
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 1: actually they say that on the on the Urban Dictionary

622
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: dot com they say that you have to climb the

623
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: nearest tombstone and elbow dropped the corpse in stomach. See

624
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: this is what I'm talking about. Somebody's like this could

625
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 1: be funnier, Like who are these people who are like

626
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 1: doing it? Also says I got to give the Urban

627
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 1: Dictionary credit. They also say the way they lead it

628
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Speaker 1: off is the one thing worse than genocide. That's that's

629
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 1: what the definition of I disagree. That's politically charged. Um, sorry,

630
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: don't get charged right now. This is a charge free

631
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: zone on this podcast. Okay, at least there was a

632
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 1: caveat here. At least there was some kind of a

633
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 1: precursor like Cleveland Steamer and like, I'm stay, I'm positive

634
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: someone shout across someone's chest who was like, Bro, that's

635
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:05,720
Speaker 1: a that's a thing, that's a yes, that's a positive.

636
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: But I mean, that's that's happening right now. That's happening

637
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 1: in several hotel rooms across America and the world. Two

638
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: specific room in several hotel rooms in Atlanta downtown anyway room.

639
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 1: But to do it is one thing. To name it

640
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 1: the Cleveland Steamer? Who does that? Who names it? The

641
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 1: dirty San Angel? Comedian? Comedian comedian I don't think it's

642
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:36,280
Speaker 1: a comedian. No, it's the guy. There's always that one friend.

643
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:40,359
Speaker 1: It's conduced. No, Caduce has grace and style than you.

644
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,439
Speaker 1: That one friend in the group that like his ship

645
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 1: is just the grossest ship. It's not necessarily they're not

646
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,360
Speaker 1: the funniest guy. They're the grossest guy. And that's what

647
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 1: they find the funniest. That's just their sense sensibility. They

648
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 1: think the grocer it is the funny. It's a shock.

649
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: It's a shock comic. It's comic. It's the man cow

650
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 1: in the morning of And that's not what we are.

651
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: We're not, we are not, We're in the subtlety comedy

652
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: is so subtle. You're not that guy. Trust me. Look, dude,

653
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 1: by the way that video that you're playing, the not

654
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 1: that guy. That's like one of my favorite, that's one

655
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: of my favorite. This guy thinks he's so have you

656
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: guys seen that one? I don't know, I have not,

657
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, it's just like you guys, just

658
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: like this kid. It's fairly new and this kid is

659
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 1: filming this dude and he's like, you're not that guy, Kid,

660
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: you're not that guy. And and he goes so wait,

661
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: you're that guy, and he goes, you bet your ass?

662
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 1: I am. Yeah, He's like, yeah, I am. What's the contest.

663
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 1: I think he's a trumper getting hassled for like like

664
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,320
Speaker 1: not wearing a mask. And then like he starts snapping

665
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: back like fucking like make me or whatever. He's like,

666
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: you're not that guy, because on his way out, he's like,

667
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:52,399
Speaker 1: go go vote for Biden. Yeah, and he like kicks

668
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: the door and ship. It's it's pretty great, pretty politically charged.

669
00:37:56,200 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 1: So it's pretty charged. Sounds charged, so charged, Blake is charged.

670
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 1: Dude winning, So we sweat shirts or something or what

671
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 1: well we have to have You can't have two blands together.

672
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 1: You gotta have a color and bland to color and bland.

673
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:16,839
Speaker 1: You know, look how Iowa Midwest. I'm being right now.

674
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 1: This is a corn company. This is a where you

675
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 1: plant corn into the ground. And this is okay, Hollywood,

676
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 1: we got Okay. I'm still down to earth. I'm basically

677
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:31,439
Speaker 1: Ashton Kutcher, Okay, wearing my trucker hacks on punked. You're

678
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 1: finally mesmerized by the cornfields, the most beautiful thing your

679
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: home state has to offer. Yeah, I drove through it

680
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 1: on the way here and which is like, welcome to

681
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 1: my hat. It's gorgeous. I had the hardest time getting here.

682
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 1: So I don't know if you saw my tweets, I

683
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: like snapped on Earth. Oh yeah, tell us about the

684
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: saga you cry baby, what happened? Fuck? I saw that.

685
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, I never use Twitter unless it's just

686
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 1: to shift on companies that have wronged me. Um and

687
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, A burn Twitter to the ground.

688
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 1: I fucking hate the thing, but so I only use

689
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 1: it to shoot on companies, and for that it's pretty great. Uh, dude,

690
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 1: I've been traveling all day. I had to get up

691
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: at like five o'clock in the morning East Coast time

692
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 1: to go to work. Worked all day, caught an afternoon flight,

693
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:31,399
Speaker 1: flew to Chicago, was delayed, but that car ride home

694
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 1: through the night. Been there, done that. Finally got in,

695
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 1: got in around eleven o'clock and then got get into

696
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,399
Speaker 1: Kansas City. So you got to the airport at eleven pm. Yeah,

697
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,800
Speaker 1: it gets to Kansas City at eleven pm. We've called

698
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 1: asked if the rental car. I was like, I'm afraid

699
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 1: it's gonna get closed down Kansas City. It's not like

700
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 1: that huge of an airport. I'm like, I got to

701
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 1: make sure that the rental cars there, and they were like, yes,

702
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 1: we make sure that we check the flights are being delayed.

703
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 1: Someone will always be there. That's company policy. Great, Okay,

704
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 1: get there. No one's there. No one's there, and I

705
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 1: can't get the rental car. I'll piss now. And so

706
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,439
Speaker 1: I'm just like, well, I guess I'm gonna rent another car.

707
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 1: And I go to every other rental car place. I

708
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 1: go to Budget, I go to Avis, I go to National,

709
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 1: I go to Enterprise and and there's lines and I

710
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: stand in every line and I get to the front,

711
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, I need to rent a car, and they're like,

712
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 1: we're all sold out. So sorry, Oh my god, so

713
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: I'm stuck. Yeah there's been a shortage recently. I guess. Yeah.

714
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 1: So but they're like, you should have made a reservation.

715
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,399
Speaker 1: I'm like I did with Hurts. They should have been there,

716
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:40,399
Speaker 1: and so then you can have a gold membership for Hurts, right,

717
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: And with that you could just get in a car

718
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 1: and drive away and they just charge you. And so

719
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 1: I go, well, okay, maybe that's what I have. And

720
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: because I just have the confirmation number. I have no

721
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 1: real information, so I'm like, Okay, what are the keys?

722
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,280
Speaker 1: I go on the wheel or something? Did you steal

723
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 1: a car? So, dude, I tried. I got in a

724
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 1: in Cherokee and just took off and shaking the wheel

725
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 1: and get to the gate and this guy's like, can

726
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: I see your information? And I gave it to him.

727
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: He's like, you can't take this, and I'm like, but

728
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 1: I'm going to because I paid for a rental car

729
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 1: and they're they're just not here, So charge me whatever

730
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 1: you have to charge me for. But I'm gonna take

731
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: this car. And he's like, winning, it's the whole car.

732
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: Charge you a whole car. He's like, you're not You're

733
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 1: not gonna take it, and that gemstone is not that righteous.

734
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,359
Speaker 1: You're not that guy. Pal, Yeah, it's like, you're not

735
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: that guy. And so anyways, you're not that guy. So

736
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 1: I ended up getting I'm walking out and there's like

737
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: one rent car place that he didn't go to that

738
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:38,760
Speaker 1: doesn't even look like it's open, and it's called Alamo.

739
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's called pay Less Rental. And I

740
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: go to this woman. She I'm like, do you have

741
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 1: any cars? She's like, only Chevy Equinox is and I'm like, sure, whatever,

742
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 1: you have not a Chevy Equinox. What does that look like? What?

743
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,960
Speaker 1: What's wrong with an equinox? Yeah? What is it? It's

744
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: a mid sized suv. Right, It's fine, It's absolutely fine.

745
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 1: It's so the name of a gym, which is weird,

746
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: but I'm like, oh my god. So anyways, I drove

747
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 1: through the night. By the time I got home, it

748
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: was almost like it was like three thirty almost four

749
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning by the time I got back,

750
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,800
Speaker 1: and it was like a full four am here is

751
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 1: five am East Coast time, So it was like a

752
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 1: full twenty four hour day that I was up, and

753
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: I was just fucking exhausted. So the whole time, I'm

754
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 1: just snapping at Chloe Hurts. You know, I'm just snapping

755
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 1: that hurts. I'm just saying I'm just like saying, like,

756
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,799
Speaker 1: crazy shit, I'm basically putting all my dad's cancer on

757
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: Hurts and saying that they're murdering my father. I know, yeah,

758
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:39,359
Speaker 1: I know. Those tweets were really brutal. Dude, you you

759
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 1: put that what about it that you put them together? Well,

760
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 1: I was saying I'm going to visit my father and

761
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 1: the fact that I can't go see him is on you.

762
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: You lied to me and saying that you were going

763
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,359
Speaker 1: to be there, right and that I'm saying his cancer

764
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: is on your hands. His his cancer blood is on

765
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 1: your hands. Um, oh my god. Yeah, man, And it worked.

766
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 1: They paid for my car, so it worked. Did they

767
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 1: make you delete the tweets? Did they hit did they

768
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 1: hit you up and say delete the tweet? No? No No, no, no.

769
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 1: Tweets live forever. Tweets live, Adam. Can I ask you

770
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: a question. Let's say like you called and they go, yeah,

771
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 1: for sure. Let's say Mike is going to be working late,

772
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 1: he'll be here. What is what and Mike clearly took

773
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: off for some reason? Right, what's the one scenario where

774
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:30,359
Speaker 1: you go, all right, Mike, I'll let you go for

775
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: that reason, Like if Mike was like Mike's dad has cancer. Yeah,

776
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 1: what if Mike's dad? I can I'm thinking of a

777
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 1: little thing more funny, but like girl of his dreams,

778
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: like oh sorry, uh my boyfriend was a dick. I

779
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: need you to pick me up. I'm by myself. Make

780
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 1: this right, Like, what is the scenario where you're like

781
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 1: all right, Mike, I'll let it slide. None, none, uh no, No.

782
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: Somebody would have to like be in true trouble, like

783
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: if like his girlfriend calls him up and she's like,

784
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 1: I'm currently getting roofied and you have to save my life.

785
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 1: Uh then yeah, okay, then go save her life, just

786
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 1: like to go it detailed currently getting roofied. I don't

787
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 1: know so like he would have to be something that

788
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: that is, like how does that work? She's like, I

789
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 1: don't know that that to me, I would be like,

790
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'll get your girls. How about like just

791
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: rabbit dogs. Okay, rabbit dogs. I'm currently being roofied. Is

792
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna fall under the roofy spell in like

793
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 1: twenty minutes. You need to be here. Yes, Oh are

794
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:28,799
Speaker 1: we back to this? That's the movie. I'm like, I'm

795
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 1: falling asleep, Please come get me. And and then and

796
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,439
Speaker 1: then I'm like, oh sht, go get your girl, dude,

797
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 1: don't let that happen. Is this the movie? Then it's

798
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:42,439
Speaker 1: about a guy who works at Hurts Right, and hurt

799
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 1: His boss is like, here's the deal, Adam Divine is

800
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 1: coming into town. You have to stay here tonight until

801
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 1: his car gets here, and then he gets a call.

802
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 1: He's known for sending out nasty tweets and we can't

803
00:44:55,760 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 1: have that as a company. We we can't be uh

804
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 1: under his blade, right, And then he gets a call

805
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: from the girl of his dreams who's like influence. I

806
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:13,359
Speaker 1: was just rufied. I have forty minutes before I fall

807
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: on his spell. And then like he's got to wait

808
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,879
Speaker 1: for you or not or I feel like you as

809
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: the character in the movie playing yourself, you know, a

810
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:23,839
Speaker 1: heightened fun version. Yeah, you go on the journey with him,

811
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,839
Speaker 1: total maniac and then they circle back to your dad

812
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 1: who has cancer. Wow, the drama. Probably, I don't know

813
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:36,320
Speaker 1: if he makes it in the movie. For the first steakes,

814
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 1: well in the movie, yes, first Stakes were talking about

815
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 1: traumatic purpose. He's talking for the movie. Yes, I get it.

816
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 1: I do understand that, you know or something. There's gotta

817
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:53,840
Speaker 1: be some kind of turn um, But I don't know

818
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 1: if that's at the very end or if it's at

819
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: the midpoint. Yeah, I don't know if that's Uh, I

820
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: don't know if that's what was it like a a

821
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 1: time to come. But it's close, it's close, it's kissing it,

822
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 1: it's kissing. I feel like a time to come is

823
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 1: is better. I'm just gonna say it. Not everything is

824
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 1: a winner. See, you gotta walk down these paths, but

825
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: you gotta pitch. You gotta pitch. You gotta walk down

826
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 1: these paths to see when if it works, hit me

827
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 1: with my dad's that it's important. Oh oh you want

828
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:25,879
Speaker 1: the dynasty that it's important. What a great drop? So

829
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 1: gravel it? What was that turtle? So? And I went

830
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 1: over to the guys at Budget and they like they

831
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 1: knew me, and they were like, ship, dude, so sorry,

832
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 1: we can't all they're all reserved. We can't give you.

833
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 1: And I totally understand that. I'm like, yeah, don't give

834
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 1: me someone else's car, but if there is a car

835
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,280
Speaker 1: there that you're just that you keep a certain amount

836
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: of cars, they're just in case, give me one of them.

837
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:49,439
Speaker 1: But they were like, no, we can't. Did somebody offer

838
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 1: their own car? Adam, take mine? Bro? Those guys that

839
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 1: Budget were like, dude, here take my car. I'll come

840
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 1: get it tomorrow. And I'm like, if I was in

841
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 1: Kansas City, I would have taken him up on that.

842
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: I would have been like, yeah, I'm only going to

843
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 1: be twenty minutes away, but I'm driving for three hours. No,

844
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,399
Speaker 1: if you were in Kansas City, would have taken a cab. Yeah,

845
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 1: for sure, I would have just gotten a cab. But

846
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I knew what you're saying. Interesting. Did

847
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 1: you check what it would be like if you could

848
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: get an uber all the way there? Yeah? I did,

849
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: but I was like, I don't want to. It's like

850
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 1: a windy road. I'm like, I don't want to be

851
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 1: in the back. You have to wear uber is still

852
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,840
Speaker 1: like you have to wear masks in the car, Like,

853
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:23,760
Speaker 1: I don't have to wear a mask in the fucking

854
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 1: car this whole time. L A is going back into it, right,

855
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 1: Like we got to wear masks inside. Yeah that's what

856
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 1: that's what they say. I'm in the l A in

857
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 1: six months, but yeah, I think it's back. Yeah, mask

858
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 1: inside or masks always or something. I don't know they

859
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: should have. I don't know why they Like I thought

860
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 1: they could get away from it, Like, yeah, there's a

861
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 1: thing called delta, but let's let's try this. No masks

862
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 1: inside things for a little bit. Yah. Something that it's

863
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: one percent of hospitalizations are people that didn't get the

864
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 1: vaccine in a Hospitaliza. But yeah, that's OK. We can

865
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 1: all we all round up. Sure we can. Yeah. So

866
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, if you choose not to get the vaccine,

867
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 1: that's on you. Dog. You deserve to die. Yeah, No,

868
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:10,799
Speaker 1: you don't deserve to die. But like, like, for sure

869
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 1: get the best care that you can. But if you

870
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: choose not to get the vaccine, it's very possible that

871
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 1: you could get sick and you would have to go

872
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 1: to the hospital. Have fun on that ride. Do you

873
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 1: guys know anybody that has gotten the vaccine and is

874
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 1: still contracted COVID? Because I found my first acquaintance that

875
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: that happened to. I thought I had it this week

876
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 1: and then I was like, no, I've been hearing about it. No,

877
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: I I don't know anybody. No. But that's the thing.

878
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 1: When you got the vaccine, they said, you can still

879
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 1: get sick. It's just that it's not as severe of

880
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 1: an illness, right, you won't go to the hospital. You're

881
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 1: knocking it back. Yeah, but it's still it's still like

882
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 1: nineties six percent or something that you can't get sick, right,

883
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 1: isn't that right? Well, it's you you can carry it

884
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 1: and pass it and then you yeah, you're if you

885
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: have the vaccine, you're knocking it back. If you get

886
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,280
Speaker 1: it like you're it's not going to be full force

887
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 1: fully fledged unless you got the Johnson and Johnson. Which

888
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,839
Speaker 1: one did you get? Kyle? Oh my god? Wait? Where

889
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,800
Speaker 1: did you wait? What are we both J and J boys?

890
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 1: And you've got no clots, no clocks, no clocks, Roger

891
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 1: Roger clots. You guys gotta be all plotted up. I

892
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: got that good ship. Yeah, but y'all had to go

893
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: back two times. I don't have to go one time.

894
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 1: That was so hard going to drive to a place twice.

895
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 1: That's that was honestly the choice for me. It was

896
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 1: like how many times one I'll do the one you're like,

897
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 1: one is like sixty percent at works, sixty percent at

898
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 1: the time, another one's nineties sif and percent at the time.

899
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 1: But I have to drive twice. I didn't hear anything

900
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 1: like that. I didn't hear anything like that for the

901
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 1: J and J. Yeah, Jane j It's said, yeah, it's

902
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 1: Jane Jays, Like it's just garbage. Dude, you're gonna get COVID.

903
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 1: Fuck bro out of here. You're gonna getke off. I

904
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 1: think the first shot of findser is equal to the

905
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,360
Speaker 1: one shot of Johnson and Johnson and then the second

906
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 1: shot like ups it more kind of like the seals

907
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 1: the deal. For sure, the CDC is gonna have to

908
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 1: It's gonna make us put like a disclaimer on this podcast,

909
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 1: like we're just spreading fucking garbage room misinformation. I'm still

910
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 1: gonna send it. They should know that we're essentially like

911
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 1: you gave a bunch of microphones two kids in a

912
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:34,359
Speaker 1: nursery and that they think their parents said, you know,

913
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: that's it, that's our podcast. Hey, that headline that I

914
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: saw that was that was just a somebody's story. That

915
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 1: was someone's story that they posted some article that I

916
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 1: didn't do any cross reference, none of my own research.

917
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: I saw someone's story and was like, and that's a fact,

918
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:57,239
Speaker 1: and I'm talking about it on the pod. I checked you.

919
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,360
Speaker 1: I checked you and said, hey, it's ninety nine. But

920
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 1: guess what who as the Hunters? Yeah, yeah, it might

921
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:03,839
Speaker 1: as well be a million. And I feel like we've

922
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 1: given the disclaimer. But this is a politically charged podcast,

923
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:10,359
Speaker 1: so get ready for some opinion. Dude. That's the thing.

924
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: Me and you guys were all hot button issue guys.

925
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 1: We box it out politically. Baby, This is basically some

926
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 1: crossfire ship and welcome to our situation room. Move over,

927
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: Wolf and Tucker caws in, Yeah, you are, you are?

928
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 1: You are moving on, you are. It's crazy. We do

929
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:32,239
Speaker 1: record for four hours and then we have to cut

930
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:37,879
Speaker 1: out all that super PolyChar stuff out, um because it's

931
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:43,280
Speaker 1: just too much. What is PolyChar? PolyChar? Dude char, he's joking,

932
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:45,439
Speaker 1: That's what we say. We say that all the time

933
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 1: on the stuff we cut out. For sure. Yeah, it's

934
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:51,360
Speaker 1: gonna be our merch. Sorry, so poly char. But you

935
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: know what we do. We're obviously very PolyChar. But you

936
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,160
Speaker 1: know we should also do throw in some Jesus stuff

937
00:51:57,239 --> 00:52:00,200
Speaker 1: so this merch can really sell. Yeah, Jesus and poly char.

938
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 1: I'm poly charged for Jesus. Is PolyChar or should just

939
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:07,439
Speaker 1: be Paul Charred? I like PolyChar. I think it's great. Yeah,

940
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 1: it's kind of like poly sure, but you're saying PolyChar,

941
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 1: stay polycharred with one set of footprints in the sand.

942
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 1: Thank you, Adam merch mind. I got the merch mind

943
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 1: of the group, which merge. I like it. Did you

944
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 1: get your bike yet? The from I'm just thinking when

945
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 1: I got my vaccine was the day we went for

946
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,279
Speaker 1: a huge mountain bike to have. You got a bike?

947
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 1: It for Specialized Specialized where you at dog I need

948
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: that bike. I think about it at least once a

949
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,840
Speaker 1: week where I'm like, man, I'd love to take my

950
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,359
Speaker 1: children for bike rides, but I guess not. I think

951
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: Specialized kind of took you guys on on a walk

952
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: on a ride. It took us on a ride, for sure.

953
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 1: You gotta get on Twitter, bro. Yeah, they took us

954
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 1: on a ride where they were like, hey, we're gonna

955
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:57,720
Speaker 1: give you a free bike. Come on this and we're jeans.

956
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 1: Come on this long bike ride, and hey, get the

957
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 1: second vaccine shot. Make sure to wear jeans. Come on

958
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,320
Speaker 1: the second bike ry and just going to give you

959
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 1: a bike. And then they don't give you a bike.

960
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:12,799
Speaker 1: They fucking punch your ass. I don't like, there's get

961
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:17,800
Speaker 1: to Twitter. Start fucking just sloughtering Specializes on a public

962
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 1: for him. I got a helmet and some gear. They

963
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: didn't wrong you in the way. You guys weren't well,

964
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 1: you were a little in commedience. You know what funk them?

965
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 1: Let's take them to task hurts donut. Yeah, there we go. Um,

966
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:37,359
Speaker 1: nobody hurts Yes, points, you can. I guess you can

967
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 1: have that. I didn't love it. I feel like that

968
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 1: would be a time when you first would say no points. Yeah,

969
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:45,399
Speaker 1: that's a brutal last thing that The Hurts donut thing

970
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 1: is like, basically, you go up to someone You're like,

971
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 1: hey man, you want to Hurts donut and they're like no,

972
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 1: and then you punch them, and that was already fucked

973
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 1: up the joke. Bro, You say you want a doughnut

974
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,760
Speaker 1: and then you punch them and you say, what Hurts donut?

975
00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:59,959
Speaker 1: You said you wanta Hurts donut and then you punch

976
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 1: Then you say no, Kyle, you got it right. No,

977
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:04,800
Speaker 1: you want to hurt stnut? Yeah, you want to hurt stut?

978
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: Do you want to hurt stone? You want to? You

979
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 1: want a doughnut? And they say sure, and then you

980
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 1: punch me. Say Hurts donut, actually, proper donut. I think

981
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 1: that's what you want. What is that on your face?

982
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:18,879
Speaker 1: Is that egg on your face? Is that some yolk

983
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 1: on your face? Looks like yolk? Hey, I went out

984
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:23,879
Speaker 1: on a limb on that one. And you know what,

985
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:27,360
Speaker 1: I'm all right, I'm alright take the hell. I'll take that.

986
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 1: That branch, bro, dude, and you fall You fell the

987
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:32,879
Speaker 1: earth on that one. So what you hope somebody as

988
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 1: is you say you want to Hurts donut and then

989
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: they say, what's a Hurts donut? And then you say, boom,

990
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 1: hurts donut? Yeah, egg on your face? Fuck you? What

991
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 1: she said that? Wait? Is that what you did to

992
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:48,759
Speaker 1: your mom? Oh boy? What when I punched her when

993
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 1: she was combing mice? Oh boy? Oh bro, we're so charmed.

994
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,759
Speaker 1: My mom did let me know that I felt horrible

995
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 1: when that happened, Like it was a react shin and

996
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:02,800
Speaker 1: she was like, you know you you like cried because

997
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:06,759
Speaker 1: you punched me. Okay, that's really beautiful. And I was like, okay, cool, good.

998
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 1: So you were saying that you not only are you

999
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: an abuser, but you're also a bit Is that what

1000
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:17,759
Speaker 1: you're trying to know? What? No, dude, What No, I

1001
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 1: don't is that what's emotional? I'm saying, I have feelings.

1002
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:23,840
Speaker 1: It sounds like you're out of control physically. An emotional

1003
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 1: sounds like you're out of control. You're you're one of

1004
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:30,800
Speaker 1: those guys that like its beats women. And then comes

1005
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,760
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm so sorry. You love me still

1006
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:34,920
Speaker 1: and they're like, and they have to take you back.

1007
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and send this part of the

1008
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 1: podcast to my therapist before before Monday, Todd. If I

1009
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 1: can get this clip just before Monday morning, they'll be great. Yeah, Hey,

1010
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 1: you're you're like, I think I just had a breakthrough. Adam,

1011
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 1: the one that prides himself on never going to therapy.

1012
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:58,320
Speaker 1: I'm fixed, pinpointed some chip for me. Just really dug deep. Hey, Doc,

1013
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:04,840
Speaker 1: I'm fixed fig it out. I'm an asshole. It turns

1014
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 1: out I can talk to my friends. And that's what

1015
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,400
Speaker 1: this is about, isn't it. Guy? Yeah, we look inward

1016
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 1: to each other. Well, really do this our brotherhood? This

1017
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 1: is our youth group. Kyle just had an emotional monging.

1018
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 1: Yes I did. We just jumped on your belly. But

1019
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 1: I learned a lot this podcast. I did not know monging.

1020
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 1: And I feel like the Monk Club that we start

1021
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 1: here at, like the Ozarks. Maybe that's of the month. Yeah,

1022
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 1: mong of the month divides mong angels, angels. God, they've

1023
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 1: got guts we all wear no. See. I don't want

1024
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,279
Speaker 1: to do that because then I don't want to explain that.

1025
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 1: Like we go out to the bars. We're all wearing.

1026
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 1: These people know it. Adam, you're the only person who

1027
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 1: doesn't know it. Everybody knows it. No, people don't know what.

1028
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 1: You could also say that it's a it's among bean.

1029
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 1: You can say it's just we love mong beans. But

1030
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:02,319
Speaker 1: also like that's like a Vietnamese, right, Like we don't

1031
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:07,759
Speaker 1: want to confuse that either, right and if we if

1032
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,240
Speaker 1: that gets confused, guess what that is pretty poorly charged.

1033
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 1: So gonna we're off that it stays left. We're off that,

1034
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 1: I think. And also I would like just start off

1035
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:27,960
Speaker 1: takebacks and apologies. Hurts would like to say, honestly, they

1036
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 1: paid for the rental car that it did end up getting, which,

1037
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 1: by the way, this rental car from they didn't check,

1038
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 1: you know, normally they walk around and look at it

1039
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 1: to see if there's any dings and dance. She didn't

1040
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:40,960
Speaker 1: do that. There's so many dings and dance on this

1041
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 1: fucking Chevy. I would get it out there on this

1042
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:46,920
Speaker 1: public for I didn't do it. I haven't even driven it.

1043
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 1: I only drove it here and then two hours, three

1044
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:54,240
Speaker 1: hours that's pretty good. And then but then for a

1045
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:57,280
Speaker 1: week I'm not driving is what we're dealing with guys,

1046
00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,440
Speaker 1: so there's all kinds of dings and dance. I hope

1047
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 1: I don't get you for that regardless, that's why thank you.

1048
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 1: I would like to apologize for hurts for going that

1049
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 1: hard at him, but if I didn't, they wouldn't have

1050
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 1: paid for my rental car. So of course, not it hurts,

1051
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:15,120
Speaker 1: don't hurt, which leads to my apology. Kyle. I'm so

1052
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 1: sorry that I tried to step in and say you

1053
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 1: were wrong. I was right, But most of the times

1054
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 1: Kyle is right. When he says something he doesn't, you know, speak, well,

1055
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:28,920
Speaker 1: that's not I will take that as a thank you.

1056
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:31,200
Speaker 1: I guess that's a thank you. I'm gonna say thank

1057
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 1: you to you. Yeah, you will take that. You'd like

1058
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 1: to take that as a thank you. I'd like to

1059
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:41,440
Speaker 1: take that as a thank you, and we have added

1060
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 1: thank you. Hey, guys, by the way, I wasn't done yet.

1061
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:48,480
Speaker 1: You just took I was still. I'm not gonna I'm

1062
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 1: not gonna sit back and listen to you trash hurts anymore.

1063
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 1: I'm trying to apologize to you, guys. I'm trying to

1064
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 1: apologize to you guys. Will you shut the funk up

1065
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:03,280
Speaker 1: and let me apologize to you guys. Please be required.

1066
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:07,400
Speaker 1: Go ahead, bro. A few episodes ago, I said, the

1067
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 1: Internet told me that it was a pug color on

1068
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:13,680
Speaker 1: Men in Black and it wasn't. Everyone was like, I

1069
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,919
Speaker 1: got a few things, being like it was a pug color,

1070
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,920
Speaker 1: not a cat color. The guys were wrong, and I

1071
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 1: was like, oh ship. And then I came at you

1072
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:23,240
Speaker 1: and you guys, I didn't understand it. You were like, Okay,

1073
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:25,440
Speaker 1: I thought I remembered the cat. It was a cat.

1074
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 1: I now. The Internet came back at me and like,

1075
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:31,120
Speaker 1: the guys were right. It was a cat an alien right.

1076
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 1: The pug was something else? Yea, so it was a

1077
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 1: cat color. Men in Black were like, he's wearing like

1078
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 1: a little amulet or something around his neck and the

1079
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:43,280
Speaker 1: whole universe is in his Adam, thank you so much.

1080
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:47,600
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Adam, watch the movie. Just go watch

1081
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:51,560
Speaker 1: Men in Black. Goddamn man, take an hour and forty

1082
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:55,200
Speaker 1: minutes out of your watch. The best movie ever made,

1083
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 1: possibly just the two of us watch so sick. I

1084
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,680
Speaker 1: saw it with my dad and loved it, and he

1085
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:03,680
Speaker 1: loved it too. It was awesome, guys. I think I'm

1086
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:06,960
Speaker 1: gonna be too busy jet skiing and going fishing with

1087
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 1: my father. And we're not going to sit in a

1088
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 1: basement watching Men in Black. You're not gonna be tired.

1089
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 1: You're not gonna be tired for an hour and after

1090
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 1: doing that, ship, come on, player, I'm gonna propose an

1091
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 1: event for your bachelor party. Is we do take a

1092
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 1: one hour forty minute break to like shotgun beers and

1093
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 1: watch men in black together as a friendship family. Well,

1094
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 1: here's what we could do and black. I will press play.

1095
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,760
Speaker 1: I will be the one pressing play and hooking up

1096
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 1: the tech. Thank you. That's what we can do. Men

1097
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:35,640
Speaker 1: in black, Men and Black can be on the entire

1098
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 1: bachelor party. We can. I will be the one that loop,

1099
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 1: so if you come in the house, you can always

1100
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 1: sit down and catch twenty minutes of it and then

1101
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:46,520
Speaker 1: and then go about the rest of it. Hey, here's

1102
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,000
Speaker 1: the thing. The whole bachelor party is men in black theme.

1103
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 1: We wear suits, we go everywhere dresses men and black.

1104
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 1: You just take the first letter of your name and

1105
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 1: that is your name for the weekend. I am agent B,

1106
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 1: I'm agent K. Should we say that for the entire wedding. No,

1107
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,280
Speaker 1: let's do the bachelor party in black. I haven't. I've

1108
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,400
Speaker 1: been quiet on the thread. I feel like this is

1109
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:10,360
Speaker 1: how I'm gonna wake it up. I'm gonna be like god,

1110
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 1: quiet on the thread. I have noticed that you have

1111
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:15,960
Speaker 1: not responded to anything. My dad asked me if you're

1112
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 1: coming the other day because he's really excited to smoke

1113
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 1: weed with you, and I didn't know that. So are

1114
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:23,680
Speaker 1: you coming to the bach Floort party? Fuck? Yeah, I'm

1115
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 1: coming to the bachelor party. I'm gonna be there. Peckler

1116
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 1: coming out like I feel like some people are like,

1117
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:36,919
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be an early bird on Thursday. I'm going Tuesday. Motherfucker. Hey,

1118
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,240
Speaker 1: I would love that. I'll be there. I think I'm

1119
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 1: gonna cruise out early just to have some chill like

1120
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:44,080
Speaker 1: hang out time, and then you know, stay late to

1121
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 1: have some chill hang out time. You were you invited? Yeah,

1122
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 1: I'm on the thread. I'm on the thread. Do you

1123
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:52,200
Speaker 1: know that they don't have plans? More than welcome to come,

1124
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:54,280
Speaker 1: You guys are more than welcome to come as early

1125
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:56,840
Speaker 1: as you would like. Let's make it a bachelor party

1126
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 1: week for all I care. Well, No, I know it doesn't.

1127
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:01,280
Speaker 1: I can be I can go to Harry's Hardcocks or

1128
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:03,680
Speaker 1: whatever and just be like, oh my god, what's up.

1129
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:06,160
Speaker 1: I was just doing some writing down the street. How's

1130
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 1: it going? Oh my god? You know, God, yeah, I'm

1131
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:12,120
Speaker 1: just gonna I do. I want you to go a

1132
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:15,919
Speaker 1: week early and just kind of be around town them

1133
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 1: and then being like, do you want to combine? You're like,

1134
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:20,760
Speaker 1: I'm kind of doing my own thing. I'll be there.

1135
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:23,160
Speaker 1: I'll be there Thursday, right up the street. Y'all could

1136
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:26,080
Speaker 1: come over my house if you want settling in. There's

1137
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:28,680
Speaker 1: a really good pizza place down the street. You're like, Ernest. Anyway,

1138
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:34,280
Speaker 1: you're gonna start writing your novel at Marty Munk's Dog.

1139
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:38,400
Speaker 1: There is a like Marty's Place or something. There's some

1140
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:41,479
Speaker 1: bar that is like Ozark's related here. I can't wait.

1141
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:43,880
Speaker 1: Of course, how they get the rights to that or

1142
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:47,240
Speaker 1: is it like you know, it's just it's just off

1143
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,440
Speaker 1: enough that they were able to do it right, Like

1144
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 1: all the waitresses were like curly blonde wigs. You're definitely

1145
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 1: going to it. That's right on the trip that there

1146
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 1: was an active shooter last night, so awesome got there. Yeah,

1147
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:01,800
Speaker 1: we got have to check that out, hopefully, there's not

1148
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 1: a biker gang that night. They're not gonna mess with

1149
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:07,760
Speaker 1: the men in black trust me. No, no, no, they're

1150
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:10,040
Speaker 1: not messing with the Agent K and Agent A and

1151
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:13,480
Speaker 1: Agent B and you to somehow fabricate the prop of

1152
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 1: the flashy thingypen. It could just be a silver deal

1153
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:23,920
Speaker 1: so we can keep flashy each other. Yeah, Blake, it

1154
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 1: could be any take that. You won't remember this any

1155
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:32,480
Speaker 1: any other TakeBack, apologies or whatever. My god, Yeah, let

1156
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:35,640
Speaker 1: me apologize for pushing the podcast all the way to

1157
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:38,960
Speaker 1: Friday morning and I'm still dragging ask But thank you

1158
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 1: guys for being so flexible. Yeah, and I'll take this

1159
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 1: time to say thank you to do we're apologizing, So yeah,

1160
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,400
Speaker 1: I would like to. I would like to take that

1161
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:49,880
Speaker 1: as a thank you. And I don't I don't want

1162
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:53,080
Speaker 1: to apologize. I don't jump in those email, email chains

1163
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:57,080
Speaker 1: and text chains. They get silenced so quickly. On my phone,

1164
01:03:57,360 --> 01:04:00,280
Speaker 1: I get to thread, Hey, it's my text change right,

1165
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:03,120
Speaker 1: it's my bachelor party. You notice I'm not really jumping

1166
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:05,080
Speaker 1: in that often either, just because it's a lot. Yeah,

1167
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 1: but you're kind of the you're like the guy you

1168
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:10,760
Speaker 1: don't this is all happening behind you, but I think Adam,

1169
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:13,720
Speaker 1: you remember when we were in Second City together and

1170
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:16,120
Speaker 1: I sent out an email to everybody and I was like,

1171
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:20,280
Speaker 1: don't reply all to me. Do you remember this? There

1172
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:22,880
Speaker 1: is always yeah, He's always the one, and people were like,

1173
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 1: I can't believe he did that. I went to class

1174
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:27,360
Speaker 1: and got like ship from everybody's like, so, Mr, we

1175
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:30,040
Speaker 1: don't like your reply alls, and I go, I just

1176
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:32,720
Speaker 1: don't want them. What's great about this? It is like

1177
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:34,760
Speaker 1: that's for sure, like a thing that a forty year

1178
01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:37,440
Speaker 1: old man would do after had been in the business

1179
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:40,200
Speaker 1: world or whatever for a long time. And you're just like, hey,

1180
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:44,040
Speaker 1: I'm on the business world. I'm too I'm too busy.

1181
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:46,800
Speaker 1: I'm too busy. I had to do handle all these

1182
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:54,960
Speaker 1: there's was like twenty years old and was like, and look, guys,

1183
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 1: I've got too much on my plate right now. I

1184
01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:59,400
Speaker 1: do know you reply all when you have like a

1185
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:02,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I must have just gotten what

1186
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:04,240
Speaker 1: a fucking I don't know it was either on my

1187
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:07,360
Speaker 1: laptop or on my first BlackBerry, but you're just blowing

1188
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:09,720
Speaker 1: up with these like half jokes, and then these like

1189
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:13,520
Speaker 1: add on half jokes like two seconds later you're like, guys,

1190
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:17,760
Speaker 1: you aren't you busy doing anything else than like to

1191
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:21,880
Speaker 1: each other. No, they're not, they're not. They're not. They're not.

1192
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:25,080
Speaker 1: And that's and that's how we got politically charged from

1193
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:28,400
Speaker 1: the jump dirs always keeps us charged. I would like

1194
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 1: to for that. Hey, you're welcome. No takebacks on that.

1195
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:38,360
Speaker 1: And that was another episode of Agent K signing off