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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's the most important,

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Speaker 1: bottom line critical thing happening on this planet today is important.

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Speaker 2: The wind can gus just right, and suddenly I'm fully erect.

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Speaker 3: I only wore this shirt to jack off into it.

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Speaker 2: Later.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I just chip my teeth on my dick.

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Speaker 2: Buckle up.

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Speaker 4: Oh hell yeah, you guys want to see something cool?

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Speaker 2: What's that?

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Speaker 3: Watch my body as soon as we sit down.

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Speaker 2: Yep, that's kind of cool, right, Yeah, that kind of

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Speaker 2: just melts into the couch. When you were running around,

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Speaker 2: I was thinking that that was looking pretty good, but

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Speaker 2: now it's very much not looking good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, ci Nation.

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Speaker 2: Good to be here, Las Vegas. Lots of dirty, nasty

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Speaker 2: things are happening out there, lots and definitely in here.

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Speaker 2: I shake my dick for you, guys.

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Speaker 3: Dude, I didn't want to do that, but you made me.

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Speaker 2: My wife, Chloe is off to the side of the

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Speaker 2: stage right now, looking very disappointed. Choe, she's actually gone.

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Speaker 2: She left those guys. Yeah, that's carrying her away. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I guess that's what they do in Australia. I don't know,

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Speaker 2: get it. Going for the thunder from down Under. Those

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Speaker 2: guys are pretty fucking cool.

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Speaker 4: Those guys were cool guys cool backstage before they were

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Speaker 4: all like stretching and I'm like, for sure, for sure

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Speaker 4: wrecked my back do it.

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Speaker 3: I'm in a lot of pain right now, for sure, dude.

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Speaker 5: I was surprised that the amount of breakdancing going on

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Speaker 5: that was pretty sick by me.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: The way your body moves it's hypnotizing, thank you.

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Speaker 2: You know. I just I recently reinjured my back. I

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Speaker 2: did another commercial with my boy Marshawn Lynch Okay, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: and dude, he uh, he was like, yo, Chess bought

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Speaker 2: me jump up and Chess bought me like in the

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Speaker 2: commercial on I'm my All and I did it, and

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Speaker 2: then he's like, I'm gonna give some juice to this one.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know what that means, steroids.

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Speaker 2: And then he hit me. I flew like fifteen feet

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Speaker 2: and then threw out my back and the rest of

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Speaker 2: the commercial was trashed. But you got up like, hah

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Speaker 2: did they get that?

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Speaker 3: Ha ha? That was funny, ha ha.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it was mostly ah, I'm injured, ah, Isaac meet

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Speaker 2: me and my trailer. I do love Las Vegas. Man,

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Speaker 2: this is one of my favorite cities.

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Speaker 3: I've got some. It's pretty rad.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty rad. I have some formative memories here. Did

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Speaker 2: your families ever vacation here or did they take you

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Speaker 2: on vacations that you would like.

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Speaker 3: It's more Disneyland and stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my dad was always like, I'll take you someplace

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Speaker 2: better than Disneyland.

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Speaker 3: Circus Circus.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and it's not better than Disneyland, I'll tell

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Speaker 2: you what.

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Speaker 3: But but we were staying at the Circus Circus and then.

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Speaker 2: I saw outside that there's just these guys handing out

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Speaker 2: little cards with naked women on them. Yeah. Have you

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Speaker 2: seen these naked women cards?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: This was nineteen what ninety seven or something, and they're

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Speaker 2: handing out like naked women like trading cards, and which

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Speaker 2: is tits.

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Speaker 3: And assos are huge, And my god, I was like,

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Speaker 3: my dad was in the bathroom and I'm like.

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Speaker 2: Oh my oh no, dang, mom, this is gonna take forever.

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Speaker 2: Dad's gonna be in there forever. And she's like he's

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Speaker 2: fin it'll be done any minute. I'm like, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: go shot in the lobby and she's like, you don't

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Speaker 2: have to. You can just wait one minute and he'll

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Speaker 2: be done. I'm like, I'm going right now, got a turtle.

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Speaker 2: I'd boken out, and so I went to the lobby

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Speaker 2: and then sprinted to the street and collected every card

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Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah, and then like went to.

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Speaker 2: The the like the little rack where they have the

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Speaker 2: newspapers and little pamphlets. Yeah, and then I'm taking those

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Speaker 2: that are just like pamphlets for.

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Speaker 6: Water parks, bookers and no different different, And then I

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Speaker 6: would stuff them down my pants and then I dead

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Speaker 6: sprinted back to the circus circus, and then I'd come

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Speaker 6: back just stopping wet, just like drenched in sweat, being

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Speaker 2: Toilet so it was super far away and then I

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Speaker 4: Okay, so whatever, And this is why it's a problem

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Speaker 4: that we just have porno.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's talk about.

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Speaker 2: Our pockets on our computers. We used to have to

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Speaker 2: run around and work for it.

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Speaker 5: You used to have to work for it, you know,

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Speaker 5: really had to grind for your porno.

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Speaker 3: Almost said popcorn? What the fuck that too?

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Speaker 4: Though, I don't want to get into it, but like

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Speaker 4: that tooda man.

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Speaker 2: I would say if you were a kid that grew

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Speaker 2: up in Las Vegas.

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Speaker 3: In the nineties, Okay, okay, that's what's up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you were very fortunate. How close in proximity you

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Speaker 2: were right to Porno? Yeah, what is it sure? You

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Speaker 2: were riding your bike to the strip to get to

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Speaker 2: the local to get that new trading card.

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Speaker 3: You're trading it with your friends?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what what was it like? Was it cool? Can

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Speaker 3: we can we get like a.

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Speaker 4: Show of applause or whatever of a short of applause,

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Speaker 4: a sound of applause, whatever? Who here is a local? I?

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Speaker 4: Okay versus who's your visiting?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Very cool? That sounds that sounds like fifty two forty eight. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's almost it sounded exactly like that. You're right, almost

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Speaker 3: sound is everybody in town for F one?

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Speaker 5: Or Oh I haven't heard this reaction like this?

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Speaker 4: They're like, Oh, they drive cars, so do I I'm

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Speaker 4: with you.

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Speaker 2: I'm with you.

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Speaker 3: I do think the F one stuff is cool.

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Speaker 2: Uh, But then you'll be out there and uh, I

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Speaker 2: mean there's some beautiful accents out there, and then you're

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Speaker 2: like in the same area as the people that have

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Speaker 2: this beautiful accent and you're like, oh, that's a beautiful

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Speaker 2: French accent. And then the same French accent that you

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Speaker 2: hear minutes later, it's horrific sounding. It's like and it

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Speaker 2: just white trash everywhere. We're all out here.

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Speaker 5: You know, you're saying, it's like French trailer park sounding

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Speaker 5: like right, yeah, but you know that it sounds like

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Speaker 5: the Kyle of France.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what do they call that?

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Speaker 4: Is water in French? In French, aqua laposine is a pool. Motherfucker,

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Speaker 4: you're asking the.

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Speaker 2: Wrong guy about that.

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Speaker 3: Damn, you got us, He got you. You want to

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Speaker 3: talk pools.

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Speaker 4: Where's the Sandpiper aquatics team? Matt, It's a local swim team.

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Speaker 3: Damn.

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Speaker 5: She really tried to offer up some helpful information and

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Speaker 5: you said, shut up.

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Speaker 2: What's on your shirt? It's okay, Sailor, It's Sailor.

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Speaker 4: Move But Game of Thrones you don't like Formula one.

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Speaker 5: I think I think F one needs some better merch,

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Speaker 5: Like I really want to make a shirt that says,

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Speaker 5: if I see a prostitute, I'm gonna F one.

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Speaker 2: Is that you saw that when if I sell the

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Speaker 2: ship out of that.

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Speaker 5: And then on the back of scene and then if

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Speaker 5: I see a couple, I'm gonna f two at once.

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Speaker 2: This is what Adam and I. This is what we

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Speaker 2: like and don't love about Blake Andrew Blake. If you

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Speaker 2: just had this idea two months ago, you could have

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Speaker 2: told Isaac we could have sold that shirt.

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Speaker 3: Fuck, everyone would have bought it.

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Speaker 5: Okay, well check the website and up and my child

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Speaker 5: could afford diapers. I didn't think of it until I

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Speaker 5: saw the car drive by, and then I saw a

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Speaker 5: prostitute and I'm like, I want to f one.

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Speaker 3: And then I was like that that's actually a good shirt. Wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I say, what is it good?

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Speaker 3: How is it again? Because it's a long one.

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Speaker 5: Well, the front says if I see a prostitute, I'm

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Speaker 5: gonna f one. The back says, if there's a couple,

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Speaker 5: I'll f two at once.

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Speaker 3: That the back I need to work on. But the

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Speaker 3: front is.

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Speaker 2: Solid at the front, And in fact, it might only

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Speaker 2: be the front. You might not even need that.

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Speaker 3: I might not need a back hit. I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I'm workshopping it with you guys. We're gonna come out

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Speaker 5: of here with the T shirt. Yeah, dude, I saw.

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Speaker 2: Isaac and I flew here and yeah, THEO playing pretty crazy,

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Speaker 2: and there was this like this guy who who is

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Speaker 2: like kind of creepy, you know, he kept he kept

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Speaker 2: And then yesterday I see him walking to the baccarat

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Speaker 2: Is it baccarat?

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Speaker 3: Baccarat?

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Speaker 2: Okay, baccarat?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you sound like you sound like a weird French guy, right, French.

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Speaker 3: Guy bar at the where was that?

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Speaker 2: The wind and Chloe and I were there and this

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Speaker 2: mall guy found me. And then he's looking at his phone.

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Speaker 2: And then these two scantily clad women that were alone

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Speaker 2: at the bar, they're looking at their phone. They look

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Speaker 2: up at him, and then he goes and like grunted

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Speaker 3: And then they got up and left with him.

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Speaker 2: That's how it works, I guess.

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Speaker 5: So any locals know how I can f one?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Maybe that's like the workaround so that you don't get

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Speaker 4: like in a sting operation. You're like, I never said anything, yeah, offer.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you know, I was thinking that now that

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Speaker 5: we're in Vegas, you know, we we we're older now.

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Speaker 5: We used to come here as young bucks. And like

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Speaker 5: I used to think back in the day, like when

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Speaker 5: we're in our young twenties, it's like the most you

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Speaker 5: could fuck up in Vegas was like you overdraw you know,

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Speaker 5: you overdraw your account a little bit, right, But now

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Speaker 5: the stakes are really high, Like we could really fuck

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Speaker 5: our lives off out there.

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Speaker 2: Dude, right, yeah, you could f one yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: And then and all I got was this lousy T shirt. Right,

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Speaker 3: maybe that's the back I kept one.

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Speaker 5: Ruined by life, and all I got was this lousy

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Speaker 5: T shirt and right on the sleep yeah, just kidding.

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Speaker 3: And then on the inside of and herpes and underwear,

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Speaker 3: there's like an ellipses.

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Speaker 4: It goes down to the socks athletes foot somehow showered

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Speaker 4: at her place.

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Speaker 2: She's actually a sweet lady, Elizabeth mom. Yeah, it's a

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Speaker 2: really complicated situation.

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Speaker 3: I'm moving in.

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Speaker 2: What happens in Vegas ends up pretty sad.

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Speaker 5: What happens in Vegas, I ended up staying in Vegas.

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Speaker 3: I live here now. That Vegas that's cool. I'm into it.

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Speaker 2: That's cool.

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Speaker 4: And now you're just like taking out some f one

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Speaker 3: Are like kind of sad because it was kind of cool.

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Speaker 4: No, dude, this was sad. That's why everyone's like, no,

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Speaker 2: She was doing it.

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Speaker 5: That's like the Cirt the third, the sister of Roy

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Speaker 3: They do have a lot of six shows.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I remember coming here like long.

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Speaker 3: Tim? Put your hand up, buy him a shot?

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Speaker 2: Okay, my stand up, Tim.

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Speaker 3: He's kind of short. No, that's not you. That's you're

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Speaker 4: It's hell of smoky in here is my dad doesn't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, God, damn it, I knew it. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I told him not to do that, but I came.

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Speaker 2: You what you what.

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Speaker 3: Dad? I have something to tell you. I tell you

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Speaker 5: No, we went and we went and saw like fucking

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Speaker 5: David Copperfield. Dude, does David Copperfield still run this city?

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Speaker 5: Where my fucking David Copperfield day one? Fuck CRUs Angel

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Speaker 5: Brew He's I.

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Speaker 3: Think he's gone.

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Speaker 2: I think they like found a woman in a.

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Speaker 5: Bob Is he like canceled? Well, I'll tell you what

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Speaker 5: David Copperfield.

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Speaker 3: In the nineties. Bro, he used to just in.

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Speaker 5: This magic trick was just he flew, so he'd just

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Speaker 3: And I was like, well, I guess I wasn't that little,

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Speaker 2: Then he made his career disappeared.

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Speaker 3: He was he was so cool.

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Speaker 2: You got David Copperfield.

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Speaker 3: Hey, you know what, guess what first points of the

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Speaker 3: day goes, Yes.

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Speaker 4: Cold Copperfield. If you guys didn't hear it, she said,

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Speaker 4: David copper Field, I believe.

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Speaker 3: Oh I thought she said cop booker Field, which I like, did.

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Speaker 3: So I think I just kind of like improved it.

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Speaker 3: I also saw a Blue Man group, which was fucking cool.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's when those guys were geniuses, because it was

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Speaker 2: And then it became a hit, and then he just

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Speaker 2: to be me. And that's why I'm actually not at him.

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Speaker 3: Oh shit, he's at him. He's at him. Yeah, that

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Speaker 3: would have been really.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, those guys are crazy.

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Speaker 4: It's like, uh, get new friends or something, right, Right,

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Speaker 4: It's like you do the same thing with the same

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Speaker 2: It's sad, but move on.

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Speaker 3: It's a little sad or something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I like the Blue Man Group.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they're all the chain, dude, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 5: They got the fluorescent paint and ship and they don't anytime.

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Speaker 5: People don't have to talk and they can entertain you.

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Speaker 5: I'm into it, mister bean, which we've already mentioned weirdly

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Speaker 5: twice already, it's not even that weird, but do but

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Speaker 5: for me, will you name just one more one more

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Speaker 5: person who doesn't talk and makes me laugh? Who say,

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Speaker 5: Ron Jeremy, that's what that's That's what.

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Speaker 2: I had jog himself. I heard that legend.

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Speaker 5: Great call Wayman, arguably the funniest silent actor of our time. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: g I p Man the fucking legend, dude.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, And for those of you who think we're kidding.

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Speaker 2: He actually did pass away, Yeah he did. He did.

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Speaker 5: This is real great, honestly an awesome guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you came when you're reading though.

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Speaker 3: Great guy and also my favorite pornostar.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he was in a porno.

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Speaker 2: He was in a porno, and the best version of

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Speaker 2: being in a porno possible because he did not have

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Speaker 2: sex with anyone. Because if you're in a porno and

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Speaker 2: you have sex with someone, then you're in a porno.

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Speaker 3: I having sex with someone.

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Speaker 2: But he just walks into a kitchen with two people

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Speaker 2: fucking on an industrial kitchen table, and he goes.

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Speaker 3: And walk out said nothing. Gotta laugh, My god.

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Speaker 2: The best it was the name I don't know.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm asking you, Blake, you know I I do

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Speaker 3: not know the name. I think you can it'll it's

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Speaker 3: google able.

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Speaker 5: You want me to google porno in front of all

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Speaker 5: these people?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Does anyone have the Wi Fi password?

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Speaker 2: Hey? When you type in p on your search bar,

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Speaker 2: does it immediately come up Pornhum?

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Speaker 3: I I delete the search so it doesn't go there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Because I'm looking at my search bar and I'm like,

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Speaker 2: as soon as my son is over like four years old,

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Speaker 2: I've got to change the ship. Okay, so because I

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Speaker 2: even hover near the pee and it's like, I know

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Speaker 2: what you want to look at? Can I tell you

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Speaker 2: something you won't?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, I won't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So the first search is a Reddit post and it's

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Speaker 5: it says ninety nine okay, and people are air dropping

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Speaker 5: me ninety nine percent. Sure Waymond is in this porno

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Speaker 5: and it's like it's definitely a short Asian type man type,

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Speaker 5: Asian type smells of wildly potent cologne, and then that

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Speaker 5: that's it, and then.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yeah, I don't think he smelled wildly anything.

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Speaker 3: No, yeah, it wasn't that.

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Speaker 5: We almost smell yeah, but other than that, yeah, then

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Speaker 5: it's a porn hubb link And I don't want to

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Speaker 5: click that.

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Speaker 2: Because, uh I dude, we're in Vegas, man, since city. Okay,

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Speaker 2: there you go.

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Speaker 3: Doing it, man, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Just give your driver's license. Get over it. Oh, I know,

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Speaker 2: But I feel like this is I love doing these

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Speaker 2: that are this is important fans and thank you for being.

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Speaker 3: Here, yeah, and then love you, we love you.

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Speaker 2: And then also some people that just were like, I

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Speaker 2: and they're here.

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Speaker 3: This is important. So we're sixty five years old, going,

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Speaker 3: what the fuck is this?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Like Jesus correct.

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Speaker 5: They were male strippers and then they started live googling

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Speaker 5: porno on stage.

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Speaker 2: My fucking wife.

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Speaker 3: Kate Free turns and I got a buzztball.

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Speaker 2: Out of the deal. Yeah, did anybody hit my tooth

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Speaker 2: on a goddamn buzzball?

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Speaker 3: He hit me square in the eye.

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Speaker 2: I like how we're doing sixty year old impressions as

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Speaker 3: You know who's sixty is fucking Isaac dude.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, damn near it, damn near it?

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Speaker 3: Which, actually I you. I feel like, Isaac, can we

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Speaker 3: can I get a beer up here?

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Speaker 2: Isaac?

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Speaker 3: Can we get cold beers? Because he's our room? Tamp

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Speaker 3: room terry comes in Isaac in the wild, come on, Isaac.

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Speaker 2: Hey.

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Speaker 7: And Isaac, Isaac, let's see him, Isaac take it up.

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Speaker 3: I took mine off, Isaac. I took mine off, Isaac.

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Speaker 3: Isaac get in the fight.

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Speaker 2: So it's a funny story. Adam liked some I love,

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Speaker 2: but fucking Isaac. It's a funny story. But at the

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Speaker 2: end of the story, but I yea that it's a

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Speaker 2: funny story. That's a funny story.

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Speaker 3: It's a funny podcast story.

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Speaker 5: That Michael Boo Blaze song hits so damn hard when

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Speaker 5: you're in freaking dude, I thought that was like an

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Speaker 5: old song, but that's just Michael Boo Blaze from like

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Speaker 4: What Boo Blay fucks do? There's no doubt in my

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Speaker 7: Good.

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Speaker 4: And so you guys have been singing this song for

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, anything, anytime something kind of cool happens, we

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Speaker 2: The locals are like a song that like the rat

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Speaker 5: Dude, all the locals are like, yeah, literally, every old

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Speaker 3: All the time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and here we are, we're old white guys. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and I'm feeling it. Drs's mustache is predominantly white at

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Speaker 4: Isn't it crazy that Thank You Sans's in the house?

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Speaker 2: Is like, what the fuck?

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Speaker 4: I used to just be a word, and now I'm

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Speaker 4: about how many people of what race are here?

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Speaker 3: What's happening? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Like, what if your cheeseburger is predominantly cheese, does that

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Speaker 5: mean it has more.

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Speaker 3: Cheese than me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I'm fucking smart as hell, dude.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's what. That's literally exactly what that means,

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Speaker 3: I've just never heard it instituted that way.

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Speaker 4: I know, because we instituted races and predominantly is like,

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Speaker 4: bail me out, homie from so from now on, when

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Speaker 4: you guys, if you go to order any like in

450
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Speaker 4: and out or what the fuck ever be like and

451
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Speaker 4: I'd like that, and that would like that double double

452
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Speaker 4: predominantly geez hey.

453
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Speaker 3: And then and I'm fee.

454
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Speaker 4: Or or ask if it's predominantly meat it so is

455
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Speaker 4: it double double predominantly meat?

456
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Speaker 2: Or is it predominantly bread? And this sixteen year old

457
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Speaker 2: behind the counters like, look, man, I don't get paid

458
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Speaker 2: enough for this ship, bro order dude, motherfuckers fell predominantly, actually, Blake,

459
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Speaker 2: can't you just fell predominantly?

460
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Speaker 3: Absolutely?

461
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Speaker 2: Do it? Dude?

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Speaker 5: Sure predominantly hold on p r E pre pr no.

463
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Speaker 3: I don't know if it's pre or pro, but I

464
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Speaker 3: think it's pro. I think it's pro.

465
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Speaker 2: It's not prodominantly, it's pre predominantly.

466
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Speaker 4: You think it's like it's before dominating. I think it's

467
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Speaker 4: like a professional dominating miss.

468
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Speaker 2: We've written TV shows and movies. This goes to show

469
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Speaker 2: you can be so dumb.

470
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Speaker 4: I I'm gonna I'm gonna put the mic out like this.

471
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Speaker 3: It's pro correct. You see you are so dumb. Look up.

472
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Speaker 3: I also done on hospital pre predominantly. I also think

473
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Speaker 3: it might be per. It's not predominantly, it's pre no.

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Speaker 4: It's p r R like a cat, like a sweet

475
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Speaker 4: little kidd cats like dude.

476
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Speaker 2: The fact that people think you're the smart one of

477
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Speaker 2: the group and then they hear something like this, you

478
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Speaker 2: can't tell time.

479
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Speaker 3: You think it's pro dominantly, you're a stupid dumb ass.

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Speaker 5: See if I wouldn't have nothing, if I would have

481
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Speaker 5: gone with my initial thought, I would have spelt it correctly. Yeah,

482
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Speaker 5: it's per. But we've been over this well. It's really

483
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Speaker 5: actually pretty easy. It's exactly what you think it is.

484
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Speaker 5: P r O pre dom i nantally.

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Speaker 3: That's not spelling you know that, right, that's not how

486
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Speaker 3: you spell it the first letters pree.

487
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's not spelling that. You're just enunciating how

488
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Speaker 2: to pronounce it predominantly. But that's not spelling.

489
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Speaker 3: Blade said that, I just spelled it predominantly. That's not spelling.

490
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Speaker 2: Spelling is saying the letters D O, M, I, N A,

491
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Speaker 2: N T L Y. That's your goddamn hair. Girl.

492
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Speaker 3: I like that.

493
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Speaker 5: This dude just said, no, I've got it up on

494
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Speaker 5: Google Match.

495
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Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

496
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Speaker 3: What if I got in a fight over spelling? No,

497
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Speaker 3: fuck this guy, dude, I would have I would love

498
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Speaker 3: that and take the audience.

499
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Speaker 5: Got my ass kicked too. No, man, that's not how

500
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Speaker 5: I know. That's how you spell. Oh Jesus, I think

501
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Speaker 5: that often.

502
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Speaker 2: There's so many times throughout the day that I'm going

503
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Speaker 2: throughout my day where and let me ask you guys,

504
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 2: do you guys do this where you're going throughout your

505
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 2: day and then someone will say something that you're like, ah, fuck,

506
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 2: I want to fight this guy.

507
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 3: Or they might just do something or they call you

508
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 3: stupid and dumb in front of eight hundred people. Yeah,

509
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 3: I'm pissed.

510
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,399
Speaker 2: Now, or they or they might just be doing something

511
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 2: at the gym that you're like this asshole and you're like,

512
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 2: I want to fight that guy. And how many times

513
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 2: if you were to fight them, they would actually kick

514
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 2: your ass? I think maybe one right?

515
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Speaker 3: Fucking things sucks.

516
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Speaker 4: If you're like me, you've already like you're predominantly ready

517
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Speaker 4: to Okay, Like eye gouge, You're like, he's huge.

518
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,919
Speaker 2: Guess what, He's gonna lose an eye.

519
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,360
Speaker 4: And every time he looks in the mirror when I'm

520
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 4: dead and he's still alive, yep, he's gonna see that

521
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 4: he's got one fucking eye because he fucked with the

522
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:54,639
Speaker 4: wrong dude.

523
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Speaker 2: That's actually a great idea. You go eyes, I go nuts.

524
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:02,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, how quick you just need to get in there? Huh?

525
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 3: Hit him in the nuts?

526
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:03,640
Speaker 2: Yeah?

527
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, I think that's a where do though?

528
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 2: Nuts or eyes?

529
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 3: I just I just start kissing him furiously.

530
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,400
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I knew.

531
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 3: I knew that's where that was going.

532
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 2: The other day. The other day, I was at the gym,

533
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 2: and I talked.

534
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 3: About this on the podcast.

535
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,879
Speaker 2: But I'm at the fucking gym, right and this kid

536
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 2: he's like probably sixteen years old, and and he has

537
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 2: a tripod and he's working out in front of a

538
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 2: tripod and he's facetiming his friends and he's flexing for them.

539
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,680
Speaker 3: Sure, and I'm like, this fucking kid, and I'm looking

540
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 3: for you. I'm looking for a bar.

541
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,199
Speaker 2: And he turns around and goes, excuse me, can I

542
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 2: help you?

543
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 3: Yeah?

544
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,159
Speaker 2: And I go, uh no, I'm just looking for a bar,

545
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 2: and he goes, well, maybe I can help. And I'm like, well,

546
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 2: you're actually using the bar that I was gonna use,

547
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 2: but I can find my own bar.

548
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 3: And he goes, you know what, I'm gonna give you

549
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:53,880
Speaker 3: my bar.

550
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 2: Here you go, and if you take it and go

551
00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 2: over there and you wait your turn, and you can

552
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 2: use that piece of equipment and go about your day.

553
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 2: And I'm like all right, And then say, can't.

554
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 4: You with the go about your day? You gave him

555
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,679
Speaker 4: too much wiggle room. You gotta immediately go. And he

556
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 4: says can I help you? You breeze past, saying doubt it.

557
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 5: Oh, and and then he goes and he goes.

558
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 3: That's my daddy, and then it's it's whatever. Then you say,

559
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Speaker 3: you go over there?

560
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 2: What fuck? You blaked the whole situation?

561
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 3: I did.

562
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 2: I blaked the whole situation, and but instead of doing that,

563
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 2: he gave me the bar. So I felt like, fuck,

564
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 2: now I gotta go over there and wait my turn,

565
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 2: Like a bitch, I'm forty two years old, he's sixteen.

566
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 3: Your boobs are huge.

567
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 2: And then he says to his friends who he's facetiming with,

568
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 2: he goes, see, boys, I chose kindness today, and I'm like, no,

569
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 2: I want to fucking And then how are the next

570
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 2: Like thirty minutes I was working out, it was just

571
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 2: me thinking of the legality of me murdering this sixteen

572
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 2: year old, right, Like, are you in more trouble legally

573
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 2: by murdering an underage?

574
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Speaker 3: I can't think.

575
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 2: I don't think so.

576
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 3: Or is it that the same amount of murder?

577
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 5: Huh, well, it's definitely the same amount of murder, the

578
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 5: same amount of murder.

579
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 3: It's one murder, it's one murder. But are you in

580
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 3: more murder trouble murdering?

581
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 4: Like?

582
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 1: Oh?

583
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 2: But then you like, but then the judge goes on

584
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 2: his social media and he goes.

585
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 3: Right, right, right, right right, look at this guy. This

586
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 3: guy is a fucking asshole. We're not saying it's okay

587
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 3: to kill kids. No, until you check it out there, truly.

588
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 3: Not please don't take that away.

589
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 2: Please don't take that and not we're and we're also

590
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 2: not saying never no, no, no, we're not saying never.

591
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 2: We're saying, let's look at their social media and see

592
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 2: how shitty they are, right, and then judge.

593
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 3: Accordingly, according right the legality of that.

594
00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 5: Yes, if they're predominant pieces of ship.

595
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 2: See, then the judge looks right at me and goes

596
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 2: and I'm.

597
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 3: Was he predominantly meet? Was he predominantly meat?

598
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 2: Yeah? You know what I'm asking?

599
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 3: Uh?

600
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 2: No, he wasn't that swool of a There's some swool

601
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 2: sixteen year old kids that work out of my gym,

602
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 2: But he wasn't that swool. I'm more swollen. I would say,

603
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 2: what's the story with this gym? I live on the

604
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 2: beach in southern California and there's just some jackass kids.

605
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Speaker 3: I mean, kids were not this jacks when I was

606
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Speaker 3: a kid.

607
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 2: Right.

608
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, the kids.

609
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 4: They're not athletes. They're not even athletes. They're like, I

610
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 4: don't want to play sports. That's too much bullshit. I'm

611
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 4: just gonna work out, get jacks. Probably by the time

612
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 4: they're eighteen, come yeph Is that.

613
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Speaker 3: What you were team up? Yes, I'm gonna come. Why'd

614
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 3: you make him come?

615
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

616
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 3: Everybody's coming. Yeah.

617
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 2: A friend of mine I saw a post on Facebook

618
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 2: the other day. She was like, Hey, does anyone know

619
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 2: any bodybuilding specific trainers for my fifteen year old son?

620
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 2: He wants to get into bodybuilding. Last year he was

621
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 2: into powerlifting at fourteen, but this year he wants to

622
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 2: get into bodybuilding. And I was like, fuck, I wish

623
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 2: my parents, because god damn, I'd be such a hunk

624
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 2: if I started at fifteen's And that's why I'm just

625
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 2: the regular man you see before you.

626
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am you four more you are.

627
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

628
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 5: I feel like parents are way ahead with ahead of

629
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 5: it with their kids now.

630
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 3: They know to train them really young.

631
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 2: Blake, You're a parent.

632
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 5: And I'm telling my kids to play more modern warfare

633
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 5: in first person shooters, like you gotta get in there,

634
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 5: s you gotta put in the time. When my kids

635
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,959
Speaker 5: are like I want to play outside, I'm saying you

636
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 5: can play outside when you play your video.

637
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 2: Games for two hours after you saved the world, I.

638
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 5: Need you in there in the battlefield in accurate please.

639
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 3: I'm talking Mountain Dew deals. Dude, I didn't realize we're

640
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 3: about to get real tonight. Yeah.

641
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 2: Is it harder to become a professional like athlete or

642
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 2: is it harder to become a professional gamer?

643
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 3: E gamer? Well, everyone can play a video game.

644
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 4: If you have thumbs, you can play a video game, right.

645
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it doesn't mean you're gonna be good at

646
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 3: like everyone can hold you.

647
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 5: Honestly, what I'm saying I remember with my father and

648
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 5: the audience, him coming and like into my room and

649
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 5: being like coming, Why do I keep saying.

650
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 2: That you keep this is in front of your father,

651
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 2: you coming over and over in my.

652
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 5: Room like hey, son, like, what are you doing playing

653
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 5: your video games? Hey, let me play a lot?

654
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 3: Like I can't stop coming.

655
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 5: But like it was kind of one of the first

656
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 5: times where it's like, oh, like I can kick my

657
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 5: dad's ass in video games easily.

658
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 2: Like I start to feel bad, like I don't want

659
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 2: to beat but never in real life. Cool.

660
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 3: No, he could still beat the ship.

661
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a wrestler that's got a small cheer. But

662
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. Everyone who has thumbs can play video games.

663
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 4: Yes they can't play them well, but they can't. It's

664
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 4: not like fucking flipping over a pummel horse or some ship.

665
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 3: Right, what kind of dumb ass sport do you choose?

666
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 2: Dude? You always picked the most obscure thing, like a

667
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 2: pummel horse. Who can do that? Not everybody? Well sure,

668
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 2: but I'm I'm talking about like a baseball costs like

669
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 2: two dollars.

670
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 4: I know, but everyone can. I'm trying to think of

671
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 4: something that's very difficult to do. Catching a football is

672
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 4: harder than having thumbs?

673
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 2: Correct?

674
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 4: Is it harder to have thumbs or is it harder

675
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 4: to catch a football?

676
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 2: See what I do with okay ondrds. I guess it's

677
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 2: easier to have thumbs.

678
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 4: So I'm saying the pool of video gamers is everybody

679
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 4: with thumbs, and therefore it's probably harder to become a

680
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 4: professional gamer than a professional athlete.

681
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 2: And I'm.

682
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,240
Speaker 3: Either you have diarrhea or you don't.

683
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 5: I don't do I also bet like you keep saying

684
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 5: like thumbs, like that's the fucking.

685
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,760
Speaker 3: Shit you have to have to play video games.

686
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 5: You don't necessarily need thumbs to play video games.

687
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's people who use their feet, which I didn't know.

688
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 2: So people use speak. Can I tell you that?

689
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 3: Let me tell you what. Let me tell you one

690
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,240
Speaker 3: thing about people using feet to play video games.

691
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 2: They're not going pro.

692
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 3: Oh shit, Okay, you also have to have vision.

693
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 5: Okay, but say say like I'm playing an arcade like

694
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 5: and I'm just gonna play them.

695
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:04,400
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put the mic here just as a placeholder.

696
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 2: What I don't even know what's happening? Hey, Blake, are

697
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:08,959
Speaker 2: you good?

698
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 3: I'm just putting in here as a placeholder. Yeah?

699
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 2: I bet? Should we go?

700
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:18,360
Speaker 5: But I don't need thumbs to grip the joystick?

701
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 3: Like say I'm playing playing Mortal Kombat.

702
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 2: Are you at a stand up arcade?

703
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 3: Yeah?

704
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:31,320
Speaker 5: So I'm at a stand up arcade? Boo party file, Blake,

705
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,760
Speaker 5: that was coke zero from earlier.

706
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:38,879
Speaker 3: Don't worry. The beer is fine, don't interrupt my demonstration.

707
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 2: Fair.

708
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 5: So if I'm playing like this, no thumb, Yeah, it's

709
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 5: still good.

710
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 3: I can still go. How I just chip my teeth

711
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 3: on my dick. I guess I'm talking about video games.

712
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 4: With the controller, not standing in an arcade like it's

713
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 4: fucking nineteen eight.

714
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 2: You have, but a lot of professional video games play

715
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,720
Speaker 2: with a computer, right.

716
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 3: That's true, And you don't need a thumb for a

717
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 3: mouse now.

718
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 2: No thumb necessary. I'm with you. I'm with you. You like

719
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:15,439
Speaker 2: you just let your own dick so quickly. I just saw,

720
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 2: is this does this work?

721
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 4: You guys are pretending like people don't play with their

722
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,280
Speaker 4: thumbs for some reason.

723
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 3: No, no, no, they play with their thumb.

724
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 2: Were doing here? What are we doing here?

725
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 5: No, it's just your argument. All of a sudden, you're like, oh,

726
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 5: fucking like dudes could be on pommel horses and that

727
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 5: already I'm already like, where the fuck am I? And

728
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 5: then you're like, keep talking about the thumb.

729
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 2: You're still thinking about those guys in the pum horse. Huh.

730
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 5: I am thinking about that absolutely, And.

731
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:54,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, you are so dumb. Thanks man.

732
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 2: What was it mean? That means the world to us? Brouh?

733
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,959
Speaker 2: Yeah that is from my stand up twenty nineteen world

734
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 2: famous Netflix special Adam Devine Best Time of our Life?

735
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go, Yeah, shout out Netflix.

736
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 2: That exact same thing has happened to me no less

737
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 2: than three times since being in Vegas.

738
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 3: What where random frangers go?

739
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 2: You got a type butthole man, and I love it

740
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:21,439
Speaker 2: every time.

741
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 3: So thanks for doing it.

742
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 2: Dog. I love your dog. Thank you, man.

743
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 3: I really believe him.

744
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:31,720
Speaker 4: That's what's crazy, Blake, that's your dab he wait, Tim,

745
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 4: he like really loves Adam.

746
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 2: This is so interesting. Yeah, well me and me and

747
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 2: Tim have a he's but he's not calling to Blake.

748
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 3: It's okay, so weird. Wow, here we are.

749
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,439
Speaker 2: That's a deep cut.

750
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 3: It's a deep cut, deep cut. Unfortunately, Kyle's dead to us,

751
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 3: so he's not here.

752
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, unfortunately I only wore this shirt to jack off.

753
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 2: Into it later.

754
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go, Yeah, to wipe our asses with it.

755
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:00,879
Speaker 2: F one?

756
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:06,360
Speaker 3: Sure if Kyle was here, I would f one. That

757
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 3: doesn't work. Yeah, that doesn't work.

758
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 2: You would not f one. No, Now we get any

759
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 2: Q and A questions. Oh yeah, Isaac, Isaac Horn, your

760
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 2: time is sun buddy, where's those Q.

761
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 5: And a's, Isaac stopped talking to thunder from down under

762
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 5: and get the fuck up here?

763
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:30,959
Speaker 3: Man drunk gone, all.

764
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 2: Right, get off, Isaac.

765
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 3: They want it?

766
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 2: Doesn't hit, Isaac, tell us your butthole.

767
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 3: I don't like you guys. Tell me to show my tips.

768
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 3: Punk rock getting radical so dumb.

769
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 2: Okay, we got some question hot Q and as you

770
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 2: guys have the hot cues.

771
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 3: We got some sweet sensual a's. Let me just do

772
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 3: this real quick.

773
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:55,919
Speaker 2: If you opened a workaholic slash TII restaurant, what would

774
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 2: you call it?

775
00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's just a honey and like bread restaurant,

776
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,360
Speaker 3: you said, my restaurant a restaurant.

777
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, we recently on the podcast realized that Hooters is

778
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:12,439
Speaker 2: going out of business and that that made us all

779
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 2: very sad, specifically Blake, he started to cry. Got weird.

780
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 2: It was weird.

781
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 5: I feel like we could do it since we did

782
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 5: like a Juggalos episode, maybe something about like jugs Like,

783
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 5: maybe it could be just straight up Juggaho, like jugg

784
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 5: a hose, Jugga hose could be a cool restaurant.

785
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I told you guys that I saw a Juggalo

786
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 2: in the wild the other day. Whoa. Yeah. I was

787
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 2: back in Nebraska and I was at a steakhouse in

788
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 2: the middle of nowhere in like the the cornfields between

789
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 2: Omaha and Lincoln, Nebraska. That's and I see him. He's

790
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 2: probably like fourteen fifteen, and he's with his like farm parents,

791
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 2: nice wearing like overalls, but he's full makeup on like

792
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,839
Speaker 2: on an off day. It's it's a it's a Friday, right,

793
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 2: it's a Friday. All juggalos makeup, and as I leave,

794
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:08,800
Speaker 2: I go whoop whoop some Juggalo fans in the audience,

795
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 2: and he did not give it back to me. He

796
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 2: looked at me and goes, what what's cool is?

797
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 5: You thought it was a juggalo but it was just

798
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 5: like a farm mime. Right, yeah, he was feeling good.

799
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 2: You know.

800
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 3: I feel like they're ahead of the curve. We see

801
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 3: all these people wearing like the animal ears and like

802
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 3: the tails now.

803
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,879
Speaker 2: And for some reason we're told to like treat those people.

804
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 4: Normally when really we are right, like they get a

805
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 4: pass and juggalos are freaks of nature, when really they

806
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 4: all sit at the same lunch table.

807
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 2: Right, oh yeah, absolutely, So what's the deal?

808
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,320
Speaker 3: I don't think the furries are really treated that normally.

809
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 2: They are.

810
00:40:56,239 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 4: No, no, dude, they walk amongst us way more easily than.

811
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 2: Always because they don't wear makeup and spray soda all

812
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,280
Speaker 2: over each other. Like, but isn't that the good stuff?

813
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 2: What do they do?

814
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 3: They just fuck each other in furry costas.

815
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I don't know. We're in Las Vegas.

816
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,240
Speaker 2: There's like there's like a thousand people here. Two hundred

817
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 2: of these people are furries. That's true, we need they're

818
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 2: here for the Furry Convention, which starts just after F

819
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:21,959
Speaker 2: one ends.

820
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 3: They're like, fuck, if only F one would end.

821
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 2: Where are these cat ears coming from? What's the thing?

822
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 2: And I'm just anime? Yeah, I get no soda involved.

823
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 4: Okay, Uh the name of the restaurant. I mean there's

824
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 4: gotta be like a Rancho cock cumongous tips.

825
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:52,359
Speaker 2: That's pretty good, that's pretty Rancho Cock.

826
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 3: Would have to beat Rancho Coca.

827
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, Rancho cockamongas and it's just we get the.

828
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 3: Guys from Thunder from down under, big old floppy yea.

829
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 5: Honestly I would go to Rancho cockumong this for for weeens.

830
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 3: That's actually no.

831
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:17,879
Speaker 2: They have really good mazzarella sticks. It's crazy which is pretty.

832
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 3: Wild, juicy poppers.

833
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 2: What else? What's the elevator pitch for the abandoned Paramount

834
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 2: Plus project. Well, and that's just Megs from Canada.

835
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 3: Megs. You know that's the Workaholics movie and you got

836
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 3: a Hooter shirt.

837
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, And the elevator pitch was it's the Workaholics move,

838
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:50,879
Speaker 2: all right, and nothing nothing makes us more sad than

839
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 2: for you to bring it up. Megs. My God, imagine

840
00:42:56,120 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 2: if we had the Workaholics movie and before Waitlan passed away.

841
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 3: My god, a lot of people are.

842
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 2: Saying, you said, oh, that's my neighbor. He also passed away.

843
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 4: He just damn it.

844
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 2: Uh over here?

845
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 3: No, my uh fuck? I blew that.

846
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. No if uh, I think Paramount plus killed Weyman honesty,

847
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 2: that's that's.

848
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,919
Speaker 3: What you were leading up to. Yeah, that's a cool

849
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 3: thing to say about a real guy that's dark.

850
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 2: Has your sense of humor change after fatherhood? Or has

851
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 2: what your sense of humor change after fatherhood? Yeah?

852
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 5: Didn't you just hear us talking about jack sixteen year

853
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,320
Speaker 5: olds for fucking fifteen minutes?

854
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 3: Now, I just observe. I was gonna say, you boys,

855
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 3: what the fuck?

856
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:47,359
Speaker 2: Yeah?

857
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 3: You said it? Dude, you were gonna say then you

858
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 3: just said it?

859
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 7: Did?

860
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 4: I think I gotta say, if you're by the way,

861
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 4: if you're ever gonna say something, you don't have to.

862
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, that's true.

863
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 2: I don't think think so. But like you you you you.

864
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 4: Like you have like compartmentalize it, right, You got your

865
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 4: around the house humor, then you got your podcast humor.

866
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, my son's so young that I'm like Uh, no,

867
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,720
Speaker 2: not at all. But you know maybe when.

868
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 4: He's twelve four, Yeah, twelve thirteen, you'll start before that.

869
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 2: Trust a dude, I'm a bed guy. Duh h favorite

870
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 2: place to spank it from.

871
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 3: Jeremy favorite it's spank it well.

872
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,320
Speaker 2: Like I said, I'm a new father and a husband,

873
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 2: so it's always the toilet. Why do you think I

874
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,839
Speaker 2: take forty five minute long shits nice three times a day?

875
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:50,360
Speaker 3: Honey nice. Oh that's a great question.

876
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 2: I like that.

877
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 3: I really have to think of It's fun.

878
00:44:54,440 --> 00:45:00,240
Speaker 5: No, Like, it's scenarios like this, like honestly, like honestly guys,

879
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,919
Speaker 5: like being in a hotel away from the fam.

880
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:04,360
Speaker 3: It's like, finally.

881
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:07,720
Speaker 5: Daddy, I should say daddy, but like it's like finally

882
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,760
Speaker 5: I got I got a room to myself.

883
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 3: Man, I can I can work on yourself. I can really,

884
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 3: I can really send it back to.

885
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 4: Did you say it's weird to say daddy? Well, like

886
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 4: because I because I, if anything, I would be I'm

887
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 4: gonna advocate for fathers.

888
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, who want to get one off?

889
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,359
Speaker 5: I know, but it was weird that I was about

890
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,479
Speaker 5: to be like daddy, Daddy's got time off.

891
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:33,839
Speaker 3: He can really crank it.

892
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 2: Yes, we have to.

893
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,279
Speaker 3: That's exactly no one else is going to.

894
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 2: That's the exact right way to say. Daddy has time off,

895
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 2: he can crank it.

896
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 3: And that's the back of the F one shirt.

897
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the front. Is the front is there's

898
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 2: a prostitute, So I want to prostitute. I'm gonna have

899
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 2: one in the back of the Daddy's gonna crank it.

900
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 2: But you just F one. You don't need to crank it,

901
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 2: or do you? After you have one, you immediately have

902
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 2: to crank it to think about one? Yeah, all right.

903
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:17,320
Speaker 3: It's gonna sound like with like some disinfectant.

904
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 5: Maybe it's just it's gonna say we're having them printed now.

905
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:29,240
Speaker 2: Okay, so no one knew Blake has a dog.

906
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 3: Okay, it's not my dog.

907
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 2: What's the question, Adam, Pizza? Pizza?

908
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 3: What's something the other two don't know about?

909
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 5: You don't know about me? I feel like you guys

910
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 5: don't listen to me or talk to.

911
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 3: Me, So you you truly don't know much?

912
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like.

913
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 3: I feel like you, what do you think we don't

914
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:56,799
Speaker 3: know about you?

915
00:46:58,360 --> 00:46:59,959
Speaker 2: We know so much about you, Blake.

916
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 4: See the fact that go ahead, go ahead, But the

917
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,280
Speaker 4: fact that you have to think about something we don't

918
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 4: know about you.

919
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 5: Tells me we know about you, that you know a

920
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 5: lot about me. Yeah, well, I mean I don't keep

921
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 5: a lot of secrets. But like the dog thing is

922
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,800
Speaker 5: kind of weird because I definitely mentioned that a dog

923
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:19,760
Speaker 5: lives in mind.

924
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 2: You definitely did not never mentioned a dog. So Blake,

925
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 2: Blake is a weirdly Well, he's a gatekeeper and he

926
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 2: wait a minute, you're very secret, okay, and there's a

927
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 2: lot of secrets. I just know that there's some deep

928
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 2: dark secrets, and I know you're probably not going to

929
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 2: reveal it. I mean, there's your father, Tim is here,

930
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 2: but there's Tim, your son's a freak. There's a gaate

931
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:51,800
Speaker 2: and he's got some deep dark secrets.

932
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 3: Furry juggalo I knew it.

933
00:47:54,920 --> 00:48:02,320
Speaker 5: I knew it, but I'm predominantly juggalo h is.

934
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:08,439
Speaker 2: So we know everything. My boy Alex with three x'es,

935
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 2: wants to know when was the last boner you had

936
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 2: in public?

937
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,720
Speaker 3: Guys these questions.

938
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 2: But also Alex, what do you mean we're like the

939
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 2: last one we had in public?

940
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 3: I had one when I saw the thunder from down

941
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 3: under It.

942
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, riad that off all that night I told you

943
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:33,399
Speaker 2: set a boomerang in your pans. I'm I mean no,

944
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. I speaking for myself. I

945
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:39,759
Speaker 2: get boners all the time, like the wind, like the

946
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:44,240
Speaker 2: wind can gus just right, and suddenly I'm fully erect. Dude.

947
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, good for you.

948
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 4: Man, I'm hyped for you when the wind blows, so

949
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 4: to speak. Yeah, I'm just trying to remember the last

950
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 4: direction I had at forty four.

951
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 2: Oh oh, and uh, you're that old dude, You're oldest

952
00:48:58,960 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 2: ship ship.

953
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 3: That's all.

954
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:03,879
Speaker 2: I don't know.

955
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,839
Speaker 3: I don't think I get public erections.

956
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 2: You don't. I guess you know.

957
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 4: You know what it is when I fly, when they're like,

958
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 4: we've landed, everyone stand up now.

959
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 3: Then I have one that's like a weird.

960
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 2: Just doesn't that happen to everybody.

961
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 4: It's like when you're playing hide and seek and as

962
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 4: soon as you hide, you're like, I got a ship.

963
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:33,240
Speaker 2: Like it's like brings up a thing. Have you played

964
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 2: hide and seek recently?

965
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 3: Yeah? I have three children. Okay, all right, I'm constantly

966
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:38,839
Speaker 3: hiding from them.

967
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 2: They're scaring me. They're bigger than me.

968
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 5: Now, maybe maybe it's an altitude thing.

969
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 3: You're saying, you get a bone rest you land. No, yes, maybe.

970
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 4: It's when you land and then you're like, get your bag. Yeah,

971
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 4: it's pav Loviian. Maybe I don't know, Okay, and then

972
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 4: you reach for the bag and you're like, sorry.

973
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 2: Lady, and then she's like Dan, I'm feeling, yes, and

974
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 2: I'm feeling I'll give you some points for that.

975
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 3: Yes, okay. Uh. Michael and Tiff Hefner, they they the

976
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:27,319
Speaker 3: Heffner We're the heff nurse half them. If he got

977
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,720
Speaker 3: a baby, I ask if your moms were in a porno?

978
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 2: What more? Adam picks these questions out of the bunch.

979
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 2: By the way, no, I did not.

980
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 3: This is weird.

981
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 2: It's weird. What's happening right now? And you had to

982
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 2: name it? What would the title be? Sorry?

983
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:50,359
Speaker 3: What was the question? One more time? If your mom, Hey,

984
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 3: I gotta hear this turns.

985
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 2: Please, If your moms were in a porno and you

986
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 2: had to name it, what would the title be?

987
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 5: Wait, so we're saying, we're saying all of our moms

988
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 5: are in a porn blake.

989
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right, these people want to go watch it.

990
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 5: I didn't know if it's like the name of my

991
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 5: mom's porno the name of your mom's BORNO or if

992
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 5: it's all of all of the.

993
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 2: Dominantly the Scissor sisters, pennies D. That's a good one. Okay,

994
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 2: well no, this is a good no. Let's think about this. Okay.

995
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:33,719
Speaker 2: So your mother was a dental hygienis.

996
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, you do listen why it's great? Yeh uh,

997
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 5: pennies D.

998
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 2: Pennies D. Mine would be.

999
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I can't think you're sitting that way so

1000
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 4: I can't think about anything.

1001
00:51:53,160 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 2: I saw. I said raw realtor because I don't want

1002
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,399
Speaker 2: to think about anything other than like her job.

1003
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:05,799
Speaker 3: And then like some very well you know, we've said

1004
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 3: this before on the podcast.

1005
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 2: It must suck to be a realtter right now because

1006
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 2: there's like very specific realtter porn.

1007
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:16,920
Speaker 3: It's almost all realtors and sister brothers. Yeah, well step

1008
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:17,800
Speaker 3: step step.

1009
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 4: I would hate to be a stepsister right now. Must

1010
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 4: be a fucking nightmare because every kid's like, I guess

1011
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 4: we're doing this.

1012
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were stuck under the table.

1013
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 2: Oh wait, you're not stuck in the laundry machine. My bad. Uh, honestly,

1014
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 2: I'll say it. Horners have gotten disgusting.

1015
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 3: I'll say it used to be art.

1016
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:49,839
Speaker 5: You're over the back when mister Bean was making them.

1017
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 2: So who can drive an F one race guard the best,

1018
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 2: slash fastest? Uh?

1019
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 3: Not Blake?

1020
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:01,359
Speaker 5: No, I notorious bas a bad drive slow and bad

1021
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 5: too slow, just slow and I where I'm going that's

1022
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 5: not bad.

1023
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:05,879
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1024
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 4: I remember. Would you drive past him going on the

1025
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 4: way to work? Yes, yeah, you'd be driving to work

1026
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,399
Speaker 4: and then you would just see Blake like in the

1027
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:16,839
Speaker 4: like shoulder lane, cruisive.

1028
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 2: And also sometimes sometimes he'd be smoking a cigarette that

1029
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 2: was like a day of work and he doesn't smoke cigarettes.

1030
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 2: And then I we'd live together and I'd be like, yo,

1031
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 2: were you smoking cigarettes? And he's like yeah. I'm like

1032
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 2: I'm trying it out. And by the way, we were

1033
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 2: thirty two years old, and I'm like, what do you

1034
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,400
Speaker 2: mean you're trying it out? And he's like, yeah, I

1035
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,240
Speaker 2: don't know. I just thought maybe i'd give it a shot.

1036
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 2: And I'm like, this is not the time you.

1037
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 3: Try it out to right, So it's.

1038
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:51,839
Speaker 2: Between DERs and I and I mean, I think I'm

1039
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 2: more willing to die to win.

1040
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 3: So I think I would be Yeah, I go with.

1041
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,959
Speaker 2: That better at it, because you have to be fucking

1042
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 2: crazy in order to see being pretty good. Who was

1043
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:08,320
Speaker 2: your celebrity hall passed the last time you were single? Well,

1044
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 2: Kevin l the way hall passes work. Yeah, but we

1045
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:17,239
Speaker 2: know you when you have one. The last time, I

1046
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 2: say it was Laura Winslow.

1047
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, when you're single from Family Matters, And it was

1048
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 4: nineteen ninety seven.

1049
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 3: Oh goodyear, Laura Winslow. Did I do that? I wish,

1050
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 3: I wish, I wish you did.

1051
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 2: I predominantly would have.

1052
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 5: I think I think mine is always Rihanna, and I

1053
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 5: don't think it's ever gonna happen.

1054
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, please don't the music? God is that her? Please

1055
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:45,919
Speaker 2: don't stop the music? Uh? Yeah No, I would say

1056
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 2: mine was also Rihanna, and Chloe very much likes that

1057
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,880
Speaker 2: choice because she's like, Rihanna's not fucking you.

1058
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 5: You're the exact opposite of Asap Rocky.

1059
00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 3: There's not even a small part of me that's like

1060
00:54:59,640 --> 00:54:59,880
Speaker 3: a SA.

1061
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,319
Speaker 4: You know. What's cool is like I used to be like, oh,

1062
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 4: Eve for sure, and then she like married some dork

1063
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 4: and I was like, damn, my god, oh wow, what

1064
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 4: it could have shout a damn, I'll hide her apple

1065
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:14,799
Speaker 4: juice that could have actually had always one of my

1066
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 4: favorite parts about The Workaholics episode teen drips, where we're like.

1067
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 3: She takes nerds. Oh, we had a shot.

1068
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 2: Dude, I remember the show. But yeah, that's cool that

1069
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 2: you remember episodes of the show, Dude, I remember really

1070
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:29,880
Speaker 2: true to people will sometimes like say like a quote

1071
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:31,279
Speaker 2: to me, like if we're at a bar or whatever,

1072
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,959
Speaker 2: and they'll come up and say some very specific shit,

1073
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,440
Speaker 2: and I just think they're trying. They they that they've

1074
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:40,480
Speaker 2: had some sort of stroke, right and they've wandered off

1075
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 2: from their table and they just said something to someone,

1076
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:45,440
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, buddy, we got to find your

1077
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:49,279
Speaker 2: your wife. You seem like you're in trouble right now.

1078
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 2: We got to call the Are you felling burnt toast?

1079
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 2: What's going on? Loosele Sophie Kramer says, anybody heard from

1080
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 2: G Money lately?

1081
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:04,040
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a reference to Yeah.

1082
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 2: G Money was a guy that lived across the street

1083
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 2: from us from Blake and I when we lived together

1084
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 2: before we lived in the work and he was this

1085
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:19,480
Speaker 2: very cool black gentleman, predominantly predominantly black gentleman, and he

1086
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 2: had a chain that had was. It was a diamond

1087
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 2: chain that with a G and then the money signs

1088
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 2: that go through it. Yeah, and he went by G money.

1089
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 2: And when we decided that we were moving on and

1090
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:35,320
Speaker 2: we're gonna move into the Workaholics house, he we're packing

1091
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 2: up our stuff and he comes over and he's like.

1092
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 3: Yo, you all, uh, y'all moving out?

1093
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 2: And this is a good impression. I'm not being racist.

1094
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:45,279
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, well, yeah, it's a good impression. He's like,

1095
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,320
Speaker 2: y'all moving out and I'm like, yeah.

1096
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:50,400
Speaker 3: We're moving out. G And he goes, man, that sucks.

1097
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,759
Speaker 2: I'll see y'all on Broadway.

1098
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then he did like a little kiss, like

1099
00:56:56,320 --> 00:57:01,720
Speaker 4: a It's cool that he thought we were Broadway because

1100
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 4: we were definitely filming skits.

1101
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 2: We were filming skits in the alleyway and he's like

1102
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:08,960
Speaker 2: guitar hit hero videos.

1103
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, you're gonna end up in Broadway, G Money.

1104
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 4: I mean, what a lifeline for you guys, because you

1105
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 4: guys had your car broken into subword for wo for stolen.

1106
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 3: Yep, and he got it back. He did.

1107
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:24,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was like he ran the get it back,

1108
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,400
Speaker 5: he ran the block.

1109
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 3: Give it up for GM money. Was the man.

1110
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 2: He literally goes, We're like looking at the broken glass

1111
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 2: the next morning.

1112
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 3: By the way, I slept through all of this.

1113
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 2: The window is like right against the driveway where all

1114
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:42,920
Speaker 2: this happened. Big Paper had woken up, and instead of

1115
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 2: going outside or yelling or being like get away from

1116
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 2: my car, he held onto a samurai sword and looked

1117
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 2: out of a window as they stole his subwiffer. Well, I.

1118
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 3: He lit the house on fire, hoping the fire department.

1119
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 5: Can't imagine how poorly that could have gone if I

1120
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 5: challenged the guy with the samurai.

1121
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 2: So you just turn the lights on and like scream

1122
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 2: out the window and be like you like lawyer your

1123
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,640
Speaker 2: voice and be like get out here, motherfucker.

1124
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:15,680
Speaker 3: You know you take.

1125
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm holding a samurai sword or something, because if

1126
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 2: you use her voice, he's gonna continue. Stop it.

1127
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 5: He's like, oh my god, Elmo's man.

1128
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 3: Hey, drop it, buddy.

1129
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 2: I actually went back up maybe a year ago, and

1130
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 2: I'm showing Chloe the old neighborhood and I'm like, yeah,

1131
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,720
Speaker 2: we lived right here, ge money, and I'm telling around

1132
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 2: the stories and then we pull up and Gee was

1133
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 2: sitting outside. G Now, g yeah short, he lost all

1134
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 2: the money of all the money, and he's sitting there

1135
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:56,040
Speaker 2: and and I pull up and I'm talking to Chloe

1136
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,320
Speaker 2: and I go, hey, oh my god, there's three money

1137
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:00,040
Speaker 2: and I go yo, ge money and he goes, what

1138
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 2: mother fuck up?

1139
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,760
Speaker 3: And I drove away so quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1140
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 3: So I think he's doing well. But Broadway, Yeah, I

1141
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:09,200
Speaker 3: do love that.

1142
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 4: He would just be washing rolled voices. Yeah, in the

1143
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:14,360
Speaker 4: driveway of his house across from your guys.

1144
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 3: He was very cool.

1145
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,760
Speaker 2: He would uh, he'd pull up and be like, what's

1146
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 2: your what's her shoes? You is? And I'm like ten,

1147
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:25,120
Speaker 2: and he'd be like, coming to my garage and then

1148
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:28,520
Speaker 2: you go to impression. It's a good impression impression and

1149
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 2: you go in and he just has like a wall

1150
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:33,880
Speaker 2: of Nikes and he's like, pick out a few shoes

1151
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:36,439
Speaker 2: and there were twenty dollars a pair and he got

1152
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 2: him legitimately.

1153
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:41,919
Speaker 3: So yeah, there was nothing illegal about it. I don't

1154
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 3: think dude, catch.

1155
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 2: Uh would you ever move in together again? Says m

1156
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 2: w upland in a herd. We have we have to.

1157
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:58,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, at some point we're gonna have to. Yeah that's cool.

1158
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 2: I mean that's the next show. We do is tell

1159
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 2: the house it's got urinals and everything. Our wives leave

1160
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 2: us and take the kids, take our money.

1161
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what happened to f one? Did not say that.

1162
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 4: We're naked in the woods in those shirts.

1163
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:26,640
Speaker 2: Just we're naked in our studio apartment and afraid naked

1164
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:34,960
Speaker 2: and we're gay magaz sub boys. Faith cocktail. What is it?

1165
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 3: Favorite cocktail? So fave is short for favorite? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1166
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 3: spell favorite. That's easy. Margarita all day. Come on, I

1167
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:46,760
Speaker 3: love the mar.

1168
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 2: That's a good one. God damn it.

1169
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 4: You know, tonight I had a good time here at

1170
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 4: the Cosmopolitan.

1171
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:59,480
Speaker 3: And I drank a Cosmopolitans.

1172
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 2: Really, what is a cosmo that? It's always like it's

1173
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:08,919
Speaker 2: a wet pink one. Fair enough, a wet pink one.

1174
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is.

1175
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:14,600
Speaker 3: Uh, vodka based it might yeah, I think it is.

1176
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:14,920
Speaker 2: It is.

1177
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems real. Yeah, I go, I like to go, Uh.

1178
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:21,480
Speaker 2: I like to go, give me a dirty martini.

1179
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:22,280
Speaker 8: There we go.

1180
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:26,320
Speaker 2: Donkey vodka, and then they go jinner vodka.

1181
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 3: And then I'm always like vodka.

1182
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 2: And then I go make it sloppy.

1183
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 3: I like it extra dirty.

1184
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:37,600
Speaker 2: And then we and then we have a laugh me

1185
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 2: and the way they're like sloppy coming up. It's it's fun.

1186
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 2: It's fun. Hey, Matt, good question. I think. I don't know.

1187
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:47,360
Speaker 3: It's definitely not a cosmopolitan for me, but it has

1188
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 3: I think I'm such trash.

1189
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 2: Yeah you are.

1190
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 3: I'll just do like Jack and ginger Ale. Solid choice.

1191
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:57,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a party starter.

1192
01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:57,280
Speaker 8: You know.

1193
01:01:57,320 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 2: I don't want to be up all night, you know.

1194
01:01:58,680 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a solid choice.

1195
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:03,480
Speaker 2: Wake up. I do find myself like the older I get,

1196
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 2: the more like old fashion whenever they come around with it,

1197
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:07,720
Speaker 2: old fashion, where like the smoke comes out of it.

1198
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,160
Speaker 3: I like, sit up in my chair.

1199
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's almost that season.

1200
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, where I'm I'm putting a little.

1201
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:17,520
Speaker 2: The older you get, the more like the Woodford old fashion,

1202
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:21,640
Speaker 2: you're like, yeah.

1203
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:21,960
Speaker 3: I just want to party.

1204
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:26,920
Speaker 2: And my chin drooped three sizes that day. There we go.

1205
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:32,040
Speaker 3: Do you take a ship every morning?

1206
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 2: Uh?

1207
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:35,919
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1208
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 2: Fuck you guys, don't make us do this?

1209
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:42,280
Speaker 3: This is is this what we're doing?

1210
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 2: Yes? Every morning? Oh too?

1211
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:49,960
Speaker 4: I take one fifteen minutes later, do another one? What

1212
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:58,960
Speaker 4: the hell you're asking? You're asking, I'm telling two, and

1213
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:02,439
Speaker 4: you know what happens. Yeah, after the second one?

1214
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 2: Feel Yeah, I joked earlier about how I take every

1215
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:14,360
Speaker 2: time I'm in the bathroom taking a forty five minute shit,

1216
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:20,120
Speaker 2: I'm drinking off. Honestly, Yeah, I'm shitting guys. I shipped

1217
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:23,920
Speaker 2: so often, I like five times a day and this is.

1218
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 3: The so yes in the morning and then later and

1219
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:28,400
Speaker 3: then later.

1220
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:32,720
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm very regular, almost too regular. But do you

1221
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:33,600
Speaker 2: have an answer to the question?

1222
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:38,320
Speaker 3: I believe that because he doesn't eat and it's a problem.

1223
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:39,120
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1224
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:41,880
Speaker 3: So this goes.

1225
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 2: This person did not write their name, but they said,

1226
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 2: has the pinky ever tasted bad?

1227
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 3: I don't know what that means?

1228
01:03:50,840 --> 01:04:03,160
Speaker 8: Is when we do our handshake? Who Nope, tastes even

1229
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:04,360
Speaker 8: not even a little?

1230
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:06,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, tastes like his asshole every time.

1231
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:08,240
Speaker 2: And by the.

1232
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 4: Way, this is the way, and by the way, I

1233
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 4: don't I really pulled one on that one just now?

1234
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:15,360
Speaker 2: Did that feel different?

1235
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:15,600
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1236
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:19,120
Speaker 2: You really slurped that one downizza, pizza.

1237
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:21,520
Speaker 3: That's the exact size of mine. What's that?

1238
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 2: Uh? Isabelle Kay says, did baby noo ever knew a check?

1239
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:27,120
Speaker 3: Ever?

1240
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 2: Give you all your bags of weed? So here's a backstory.

1241
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:37,480
Speaker 2: Kyle's brother, Kyle Knwachek is our our ex friend older

1242
01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:40,560
Speaker 2: who used to sit here who we used to love

1243
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:44,040
Speaker 2: and appreciate. Now he's dead to us. See um, his

1244
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 2: brother dance, where's called?

1245
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:49,440
Speaker 3: Uh? His brother?

1246
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:55,120
Speaker 2: We were in the Bay area, Yeah, and someone gave

1247
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:59,360
Speaker 2: us a truckload of wheat, like double bags full of

1248
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:03,520
Speaker 2: weed and this big and and yes, like multiple bag dude.

1249
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:06,080
Speaker 2: He goes, I'm going to take these home and I'm

1250
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:09,040
Speaker 2: going to give these to you, and we're like, thank you,

1251
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:13,400
Speaker 2: and then he did. Because he is of the new

1252
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:18,000
Speaker 2: Czech variety, and they are betrayers and backstabbers, see you.

1253
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 2: They just if there's an angle, they're gonna find it.

1254
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:21,520
Speaker 3: They are.

1255
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:25,440
Speaker 2: They are Okay, thank you, Yeah, there go, thank you

1256
01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 2: for us. That person said fuck Kyle, and I hope

1257
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:32,280
Speaker 2: he listens to the podcast and cries when he hears this.

1258
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:36,880
Speaker 2: From a male's perspective, what is the best quality in

1259
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:40,880
Speaker 2: a future wife? All right? From a male perspective, yeah,

1260
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:45,360
Speaker 2: all right, of our wives? Yeah, No, A best quality

1261
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:46,880
Speaker 2: and a future wife.

1262
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:49,720
Speaker 3: In a future wife sense of humor?

1263
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:56,520
Speaker 2: He got titties. I can't argue that from a male perspective,

1264
01:05:57,200 --> 01:06:01,600
Speaker 2: a male perspective predominantly male. You gotta have a good

1265
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:05,000
Speaker 2: sense of humor, Yeah, ask titties from a male perspective,

1266
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:11,240
Speaker 2: blow job game strong from a male perspective.

1267
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:15,520
Speaker 4: You know what, let me call you guys to uh

1268
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:16,480
Speaker 4: a good quality?

1269
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:19,960
Speaker 2: Well, I would say, uh, being loving and carrying in

1270
01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:23,120
Speaker 2: kind are all uh and a good sense of humor.

1271
01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:26,720
Speaker 2: But that's not funny. But uh, my wife last night,

1272
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:29,280
Speaker 2: we we go, uh, we go out and we go

1273
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:30,680
Speaker 2: to some nightclub.

1274
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:34,000
Speaker 3: And five minutes before this, she was like, God, don't

1275
01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:35,960
Speaker 3: I don't want to go. I'm just so tired. It's

1276
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:38,840
Speaker 3: ten thirty. She's like, I'm so tired. I just want

1277
01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:39,400
Speaker 3: to go to bed.

1278
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:41,560
Speaker 2: And I'm like, we have to go out of ten thirty,

1279
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:43,080
Speaker 2: We're not going to go to bed right now.

1280
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:45,920
Speaker 3: We're going out and she's like uh. And then we

1281
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:46,800
Speaker 3: go to the club and.

1282
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:52,880
Speaker 2: She's like drop a load a load uh. And it

1283
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,440
Speaker 2: got fucking wild to where people are like looking at

1284
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:58,520
Speaker 2: me being like, bets you what you want to handle

1285
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:01,400
Speaker 2: your wife? Get your girl, And I'm like, you're free.

1286
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:04,040
Speaker 2: Go fly in the wind, because I love it. I

1287
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:07,760
Speaker 2: love when you just let it shake. Chloe, Chloe, come

1288
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:10,360
Speaker 2: up here and show him, come up here and say

1289
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:15,560
Speaker 2: come up here, come on, come on, come on, come on,

1290
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:22,760
Speaker 2: come on, come on, okay, come on, they're calling for you.

1291
01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:24,720
Speaker 3: I was intoxicating.

1292
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:30,000
Speaker 2: Peel, this is Chloe Devine. Everybody, peel.

1293
01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:35,680
Speaker 3: Chloe de Mine. Everyone look at her. Doesn't she look

1294
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:38,600
Speaker 3: like perfect wife material?

1295
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:42,520
Speaker 2: Absolutely, she's beautiful, perfect wife material.

1296
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:44,360
Speaker 3: She's wearing a chunky sweater.

1297
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:54,160
Speaker 2: She's not shaking her butt cheeks for anybody until what until, dude,

1298
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:59,000
Speaker 2: you're gonna have to She's not gonna shake her ass

1299
01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:03,200
Speaker 2: for anymorey. She's not gonna dance, She's she's not gonna

1300
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:05,360
Speaker 2: drop it low right. This will be worth it.

1301
01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:26,080
Speaker 9: She definitely is it tail right.

1302
01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:30,200
Speaker 3: That was awesome, Chloe. That was really awesome. That was

1303
01:08:30,400 --> 01:08:32,679
Speaker 3: very very sweet. I've never been more proud.

1304
01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:36,280
Speaker 2: That was awesome. That was done. And you know, when

1305
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:38,320
Speaker 2: your wife doesn't want to do something in front of

1306
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:40,799
Speaker 2: a large crowd and you make her do it, Adam,

1307
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:43,000
Speaker 2: that usually bodes well.

1308
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:51,360
Speaker 3: Adam, any take backs? Thank you?

1309
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:54,280
Speaker 2: Uh? Did you know Vegas did it like this?

1310
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:57,080
Speaker 3: Oh? Ship, I didn't know Vegas did it like this?

1311
01:08:57,560 --> 01:08:58,000
Speaker 7: To damn?

1312
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 2: Did you know Vegas did it like this?

1313
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:07,240
Speaker 5: But I'm starting to learn I had no clue. And

1314
01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:09,880
Speaker 5: That's definitely what I'm gonna say for the next three months.

1315
01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:13,280
Speaker 2: No, I cannot wait until we get drunk after the show,

1316
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:16,040
Speaker 2: and Blake's gonna be like, I didn't know Vegas did

1317
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:16,760
Speaker 2: it like this.

1318
01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:22,680
Speaker 5: We are all getting drunk after the show, right, Yeah.

1319
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:24,879
Speaker 4: But he'll be alone, just on the street, talking to himself,

1320
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:25,639
Speaker 4: looking around.

1321
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:28,400
Speaker 2: I didn't know. He's just he's just in like a

1322
01:09:28,479 --> 01:09:32,360
Speaker 2: shitty Vegas kiosk buying sunglasses drunk to him.

1323
01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:34,360
Speaker 3: So they I don't know Vegas did.

1324
01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:34,920
Speaker 2: It like this.

1325
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:38,000
Speaker 4: But guy there's like, I don't know, man, you buy

1326
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:40,320
Speaker 4: or you go fucking racist?

1327
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:41,080
Speaker 2: Good impression.

1328
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:45,000
Speaker 5: I just get I just get hit by an F

1329
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:47,320
Speaker 5: one car.

1330
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:50,519
Speaker 2: From where just mister what well? He just turned to

1331
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:55,000
Speaker 2: spray into red spray. Now this is a good one

1332
01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:58,200
Speaker 2: from Kevin b. Was Kyle always water trash? Or did

1333
01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:00,679
Speaker 2: he used to be normal to trash?

1334
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:05,200
Speaker 3: Born and raised? Nor cow baby trash baby?

1335
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:08,240
Speaker 2: You know we say he's water trash.

1336
01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:09,760
Speaker 3: Then I went to his house and I was like,

1337
01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:13,360
Speaker 3: this dude had a normal as he is cleaning up,

1338
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:15,839
Speaker 3: he directed Happy Gilmore too, and now he's.

1339
01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:19,960
Speaker 5: Says, yeah, right, pretty crazy, pretty crazy.

1340
01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:21,879
Speaker 3: He was playing golf today.

1341
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:26,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, not very trash, not very Are there any take backs?

1342
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:30,640
Speaker 2: Any apologies, any epic slams here? Boys, These people have

1343
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:31,800
Speaker 2: some drinking to go do.

1344
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:36,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, yeah, Like I want to take back, trying

1345
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:42,080
Speaker 4: to do a handstand, d out my back fully.

1346
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:46,240
Speaker 3: And then I just have one slam.

1347
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:52,439
Speaker 2: I just slammed about three and a half ounces. Yeah, dude, Wow, dude,

1348
01:10:52,439 --> 01:10:55,320
Speaker 2: that's fucking wild man. No, no, but it's but light.

1349
01:10:56,920 --> 01:11:01,360
Speaker 2: But it's but like, yeah, that's true, that's superior drinking crazier.

1350
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:04,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh no, I would say the.

1351
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:09,479
Speaker 2: Only bummer that I had tonight. I stand by everything,

1352
01:11:09,479 --> 01:11:11,800
Speaker 2: including forcing my wife to come on stage, which you

1353
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:12,400
Speaker 2: didn't want, he.

1354
01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:14,680
Speaker 3: Would be.

1355
01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:17,320
Speaker 2: I kind of thought we were going to see the

1356
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:21,800
Speaker 2: thunder from down Under his dick's jiggle, and that's why

1357
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:24,080
Speaker 2: I kind of whipped my dick out and jiggled it.

1358
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:29,160
Speaker 2: And you would think I'd be ashamed that. Nah, yeah,

1359
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:31,639
Speaker 2: you saw all five and a half inches.

1360
01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:34,160
Speaker 3: Did you whip your dick out and I wiggled?

1361
01:11:34,439 --> 01:11:35,200
Speaker 2: I didn't even see that.

1362
01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:38,439
Speaker 5: Hey, yeah, special shout out to Thunder from down Under.

1363
01:11:38,479 --> 01:11:41,920
Speaker 2: That was pretty cool. That was pretty hyphed on that.

1364
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:42,760
Speaker 3: That was pretty cool.

1365
01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:45,880
Speaker 5: And I guess I'd like to apologize anytime. I to

1366
01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:48,840
Speaker 5: my father anytime I started a story, I started with

1367
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:51,080
Speaker 5: there were coming, and I feel like we're going to

1368
01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:52,639
Speaker 5: have a discussion later tonight.

1369
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:58,280
Speaker 2: I really am sorry Bury seeing you publicly. Ah, poor Tim.

1370
01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:02,599
Speaker 2: He's left you gambling here. Yeah, he's left this place.

1371
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:04,000
Speaker 3: We were like, oh, you Blake's daddy.

1372
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:11,360
Speaker 4: He's like no, no, Algy Well, Las Vegas, it seems like.

1373
01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:13,880
Speaker 2: We did it. Yes. We want to say thank you

1374
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:19,040
Speaker 2: all for coming us. This was an absolute blast, absolute

1375
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:28,200
Speaker 2: what's another episode? This is important? Sad?

1376
01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:36,519
Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah baby Las Vegas. Let me hear Las Vegas.

1377
01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:40,559
Speaker 3: Noveda good night. We love you, we love you Las Vegas.

1378
01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:42,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, beg you Vegas.