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Speaker 1: Brooke, I'm gonna ask you a question, and I want

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Speaker 1: you to try to be honest with your answer. Here,

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Speaker 1: always honest with you, Jeff, would you would you say

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Speaker 1: your husband Michael married you for your looks or for

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Speaker 1: your personality? Oh? I think it's always personality with me. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: the correct answer is he married you for your money. Luckily,

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Speaker 1: for Michael, Brooke also is a fairly decent looking person,

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Speaker 1: at least during the months that she chooses to shower.

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Speaker 1: That's the Texes complan you've ever given me. And we

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Speaker 1: know because the text work blows up. Who wow, beautiful

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Speaker 1: and she has a moderately functional brain up there too.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you God. It feels good to be

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Speaker 1: me today. Not every couple so lucky, though. Sometimes you

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Speaker 1: start a relationship with somebody you really like and later

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Speaker 1: on something happens that makes you go, oh God, I

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Speaker 1: think my significant other might actually be a moron. It's

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Speaker 1: actually a very common thought that people have, which is

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Speaker 1: why a recent survey asked people to share the moment

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Speaker 1: when they realized they might be dating a dummy. Oh gosh.

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Speaker 1: Here are some of the best answers that we got.

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Speaker 1: Number seven, I told the guy I was dating he

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Speaker 1: needed more humility okay, and he literally responded with why

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Speaker 1: would I want to be humiliated more? I mean it's

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Speaker 1: ironic because then he was also humiliating himself in the process.

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Speaker 1: It's really good. What does humility mean. It means like

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Speaker 1: to be humble, Yeah, to like not have too much ego,

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Speaker 1: don't think so high. I should have known that one. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: we didn't expect you to. We had to have some

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Speaker 1: to know it. Yeah, foreign concept. Number six my ex

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Speaker 1: husband pronounced at M like Adam, Oh, I need to

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Speaker 1: get some money out of the atom? Is that bad that?

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's that dumb. I feel like it's

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Speaker 1: more efficient shortcut. Yeah, exactly. I'm going to start calling

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Speaker 1: it an Adam. I'm in love with Adam today. He's

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Speaker 1: giving me money all the time. And back to brooking

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Speaker 1: the money again. Number five I dated a woman who

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Speaker 1: thought that rust was one of the chemical elements you know,

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Speaker 1: like oxygen, neon, silver, uranium, rust, because you don't know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're talking about a survey where people shared the moment

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Speaker 1: where they realized they might be dating a total dummy.

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Speaker 1: Number four says I dated a girl in high school

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Speaker 1: and We were at the mall one day looking at

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Speaker 1: the mall directory, and she asked me how the map

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Speaker 1: knew exactly where we were standing. You know the little

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Speaker 1: star on the map that says you are here, he says.

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Speaker 1: I explained to her the map never move, so that's

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Speaker 1: where you're standing. If you're reading it, the map is

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Speaker 1: also here. Yeah, but after ten minutes of explaining, she

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Speaker 1: still didn't get it. Oh my gosh, big brother is

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Speaker 1: getting really creepy. That's a clue. Not all with it upstairs.

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Speaker 1: That was the best one so far. Number three My

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Speaker 1: ex boyfriend didn't know what the order of the month's

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Speaker 1: go in oh, so I asked him to learn them,

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Speaker 1: and he got mad at me and said, no, that

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Speaker 1: isn't something I'm interested in. A you tell me what

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Speaker 1: months we're in next? How could you not, as an adult,

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Speaker 1: know that by October whatever that is. I guess it's

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Speaker 1: a good excuse for always missing their anniversary. Yes, you know,

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Speaker 1: that's why I didn't want to learn it. Number two

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Speaker 1: says I had an ex who legitimately asked me where

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Speaker 1: does the sun go at night? No sleep? Who goes

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Speaker 1: to bed? Maybe a flatters? Guys, I don't know, or

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Speaker 1: maybe they think it goes to the other planets so

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Speaker 1: that they can have like their day and Jupiter gets theirs.

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Speaker 1: Do science teachers just give up on these kids? I

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Speaker 1: like you just like it's not going to work for you.

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Speaker 1: You don't even give them an f You just pass

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Speaker 1: them so that they're out of your hands. Well, the

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Speaker 1: number one moment somebody realized, oh god, I think I'm

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Speaker 1: dating a dummy was my ex girlfriend and I were

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Speaker 1: watching a movie when she asked me, is finding Nemo

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Speaker 1: based on a true story? You know? There's like a

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Speaker 1: director's cut with an interview with actual Nemo telling his

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Speaker 1: story of how his dad found that cute the seagulls, Like,

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Speaker 1: my god, that was a real idiot. Got a text

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Speaker 1: in the seven someone sharing their moment they realized one

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Speaker 1: of their exes was a dummy. It says, I had

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Speaker 1: a partner who would stack cups when putting them in

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Speaker 1: the dishwasher. The brook has a serious problem with people

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Speaker 1: who load the dishwasher wrong. I mean, come on, it's

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Speaker 1: just a tiny bit of geometry is all it takes

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Speaker 1: to get things correct, you know what. That's what we learned.

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Speaker 1: We had another text that says My ex once asked me,

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Speaker 1: what kind of animal is Mickey Mouse? It's I'm going

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Speaker 1: to defend them on that one, but I know, but

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Speaker 1: Mickey's standing on two like legs most of the time,

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Speaker 1: which is not traditional mouse behavior. Is not a dirty

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Speaker 1: little rat, you know, But I could see how you

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Speaker 1: could get a little bit confused. He doesn't look very

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Speaker 1: mouse like. Yeah, and who the heck is Donald Duck?

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Speaker 1: Were the moments people found out they might be dating

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Speaker 1: a dummy. It keeps Jared. I'm loving these text messages.

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Speaker 1: We need some laughs today. Speaking of, we're gonna do

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