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That is our 45 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 1: lead story this hour. 46 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:50,160 Speaker 2: One of the bright stars is expected to shine again. 47 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:54,560 Speaker 2: As we're doing this here early on Friday tonight. If 48 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,360 Speaker 2: you didn't hear about it, maybe not. We've learned that 49 00:02:56,440 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 2: the Celtic superstar Jason Tatum is expect to make his 50 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:08,600 Speaker 2: season debut against the mav Rex and that'll take place 51 00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:12,000 Speaker 2: at the Garden there tonight in Boston. Tatum's return will 52 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:16,680 Speaker 2: be less than ten months after Snapcrackle Pop to the 53 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 2: Achilles Tendon. Now Boston, led by Jalen Brown, who is 54 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:24,720 Speaker 2: a MVP candidate, not the favorite, but an MVP candidate, 55 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 2: has the Celtics in second place. I believe there is 56 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,800 Speaker 2: still in second place there in the Eastern Conference standings. 57 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:33,960 Speaker 1: So there is some noise. There's some noise there. 58 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,600 Speaker 2: And we had a caller the other day from Maine 59 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 2: who brought this up and it's like, oh, come on, 60 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 2: it's ridiculous, and there's some things being tossed out in 61 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 2: the echo chamber that Jason Tatum's return is going to be. 62 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 1: A body blow, body blow to the Celtics. 63 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 2: Here, their lineup and he's going to mess. I love 64 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,520 Speaker 2: this with the quote teen chemistry close quote. It's gonna 65 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,280 Speaker 2: be a problem here. So that is a good jumping 66 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,440 Speaker 2: off point. Let us discuss the question. 67 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 1: And we're just gonna We're gonna lean into this spare 68 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 1: with me. 69 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 2: Is this the beginning of the Celtics are better off 70 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:16,039 Speaker 2: without Jason Tatum conversation he's returning the lineup? 71 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,920 Speaker 1: Is this the beginning of, Hey. 72 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 2: The Celtics are just better off without Jason Tatum? Is 73 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,800 Speaker 2: this the conversation? So I my take on this, I've 74 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:31,680 Speaker 2: got political campaign, CTN and AMC theaters and we will 75 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,840 Speaker 2: combine all of. 76 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:37,279 Speaker 1: These things together and we are going to have. 77 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:43,760 Speaker 2: An amazing, amazing plate of Teriokey chicken. All right. So 78 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:48,880 Speaker 2: to tip off, though, you better believe I don't agree 79 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 2: with this, but you better. 80 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:52,520 Speaker 1: Believe the Whisper campaign it's already out there. 81 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:52,839 Speaker 3: You know. 82 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,680 Speaker 2: We had the guy call up the other day, as 83 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:58,679 Speaker 2: I said, and ranting about this topic. And now it's 84 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,760 Speaker 2: bouncing all over the place. But it isn't Tatum, who 85 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,400 Speaker 2: has not even laced it up in a real game, 86 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,159 Speaker 2: hasn't put the sneakers on playing in the real. 87 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 1: Game as we're doing this, and already the. 88 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:12,360 Speaker 2: Industrial complex of hot take artists is pounding the drum 89 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 2: like it's panic. 90 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: At the disco night at the Garden like, this is 91 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 1: not a real problem. You know what this is for 92 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:20,240 Speaker 1: the Celtics. 93 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,279 Speaker 2: It is a champagne problem. So you're telling me the 94 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:26,039 Speaker 2: team's overachieved. It wasn't just Tatum they got rid of. 95 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,919 Speaker 2: They got rid of a bunch of guys. Porzingis who's 96 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:35,120 Speaker 2: always heard in average al Al Horford, he left and 97 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:35,960 Speaker 2: Drew Holliday. 98 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,960 Speaker 1: They got a real bunch of guys. They got to 99 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:38,640 Speaker 1: a bunch of guys. 100 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:39,000 Speaker 4: And so. 101 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:44,359 Speaker 2: It's this is a good thing. If Boston stumbles and 102 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:47,839 Speaker 2: there will be some losses, there's only a Most teams 103 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 2: have about less than twenty games to go in this season, 104 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:52,800 Speaker 2: and Boston's gonna lose a couple of games they shouldn't lose. 105 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:57,080 Speaker 2: But the moment they stumble a little bit with Tatum 106 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 2: in there, the finger pointing is going to begin. Immediately, 107 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 2: point the finger at your Jason, point the finger. Welcome 108 00:06:05,279 --> 00:06:08,600 Speaker 2: to the NBA ecosystem. And I was trying to think, 109 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:12,760 Speaker 2: does this happen anywhere else? Does this happen in the NFL? 110 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,599 Speaker 2: When your star quar quarterback has hurt, your backup goes in, 111 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:17,480 Speaker 2: you win a couple of games to peep, well, you 112 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:21,880 Speaker 2: shouldn't change the quarterback Well, yeah, quarterback A is ten 113 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:25,680 Speaker 2: times better than quarterback B though, But I know in 114 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:30,839 Speaker 2: basketball it's like a political campaign. You're always one bad 115 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:37,200 Speaker 2: game away from a absolute smear campaign. Just mud slinging 116 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:40,120 Speaker 2: and all that. Now for me and I don't have 117 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:43,000 Speaker 2: a dog in the fight. The bigger issue with this story, 118 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:45,600 Speaker 2: and it's been this way for the last fifteen years 119 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:48,600 Speaker 2: or so, the issue I have with this is the 120 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:53,160 Speaker 2: dreaded minutes restriction theater, which the Celtics will be taking 121 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:53,600 Speaker 2: part in. 122 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,440 Speaker 1: The word is that Tatum. 123 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:01,719 Speaker 2: They're gonna roll him out with training wheel on no 124 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:06,679 Speaker 2: back to backs, limit minutes. They're gonna limit the amount 125 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,400 Speaker 2: of time he's on the court. He's going to be 126 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:11,680 Speaker 2: treated like he's an artifact at a museum. They're gonna 127 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,960 Speaker 2: put him behind glass. And this is one of my 128 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:18,400 Speaker 2: big pet peeves with the modern zeitgeist in sports, and 129 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 2: basketball more than the other sports. 130 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,360 Speaker 1: It really gets. 131 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 2: Under my skin here. The minutes restriction in basketball is 132 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:31,440 Speaker 2: voodoo science is what it is. You're either ready to 133 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:36,520 Speaker 2: play and you can play, or you're not ready to play. 134 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:41,720 Speaker 2: It's like are you pregnant or not pregnant? Either you're 135 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:45,120 Speaker 2: pregnant and you could have a baby if the pregnancy 136 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,760 Speaker 2: goes all the way through, or you're not pregnant. 137 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:50,800 Speaker 1: But either way, there's not a lot of gray area here. 138 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,280 Speaker 1: So that's always been my point. 139 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:55,920 Speaker 2: So the crowd, and I've never had someone explain to me, 140 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:00,480 Speaker 2: never had someone explain to me the logic behind the 141 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:01,440 Speaker 2: minutes restriction. 142 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:02,920 Speaker 1: So let me get this straight. 143 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:06,040 Speaker 2: So if Tatum, let's say he comes out, plays twenty 144 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:12,280 Speaker 2: five minutes, everything is sunshine, rainbows and lollipops. Everyone gets 145 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:17,640 Speaker 2: a lolli. If Tatum plays twenty seven minutes, suddenly his 146 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:23,680 Speaker 2: achilles goes kaboom and it'll look like lumpy cauliflower. 147 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:25,960 Speaker 1: Is that what we're supposed to believe? 148 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,520 Speaker 2: Is that how this works? Am I getting it right? 149 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:33,760 Speaker 2: It's medical guess work dressed up as strategy and nobody 150 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:34,319 Speaker 2: knows anything. 151 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,439 Speaker 1: Is vodoo bugaloo. 152 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:37,480 Speaker 2: Is what it is? All right? Now? 153 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:42,360 Speaker 1: Furthermore, a long standing punching bag on this show. 154 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,480 Speaker 2: We have not done many of these monologues about this 155 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,599 Speaker 2: guy in a number of years, but we go to Milwaukee. 156 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:52,000 Speaker 2: The word is that Glen Rivers, better known as a doc. 157 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:54,560 Speaker 2: He's as much a doc as Doc Mike in Chicago. 158 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:59,440 Speaker 2: So we're hearing now that Doc Rivers is planning to 159 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:04,400 Speaker 2: retie as coach of the Milwaukee Bucks. Our former Fox 160 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:08,839 Speaker 2: Sports radio morning host Stephen Smith, you know what he's 161 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:09,280 Speaker 2: doing now. 162 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,480 Speaker 1: For some reason, he uses his middle initial because his 163 00:09:12,559 --> 00:09:13,400 Speaker 1: name is Stephen Smith. 164 00:09:13,559 --> 00:09:15,920 Speaker 2: Anyway, Doc, he said, Doc Rivers is going to retire 165 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,880 Speaker 2: at the end of this season. He's been coaching for 166 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:22,320 Speaker 2: almost twenty five years and that will be all. She 167 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:27,000 Speaker 2: wrote for Glenn Rivers. So the question, the report that 168 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:31,200 Speaker 2: Doc Rivers plans to retire as coach of the Milwaukee Bucks. 169 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:36,600 Speaker 2: Who is dumb enough to buy this? Anyone want to 170 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:40,480 Speaker 2: raise their hands? I'm looking, I'm looking to the I'm 171 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,640 Speaker 2: looking to the right. I don't see any hands raised. 172 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:45,360 Speaker 2: I'm looking. I think there might be one guy in 173 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:49,839 Speaker 2: the middle of the back, and then I don't see 174 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,160 Speaker 2: anyone of the left. So yeah, you would have to 175 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:58,280 Speaker 2: have a brain made out of playdough, playdough to believe 176 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,480 Speaker 2: this Doc is not tiring. 177 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:06,320 Speaker 1: What Doc Rivers is doing is evacuating the. 178 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:12,000 Speaker 2: Building in Milwaukee before the roof comes crashing down and collapses. 179 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:15,480 Speaker 2: It's the old CTN maneuver. What is this CTN, mover, 180 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:19,080 Speaker 2: I'm not talking about the Christian Television Network. CTN is 181 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:22,640 Speaker 2: controlling the narrative. You gotta control the narrative. You gotta 182 00:10:22,679 --> 00:10:24,839 Speaker 2: be out ahead of the narrative. If you say, hey, 183 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:27,560 Speaker 2: I quit, I'm a quitter, which is what he's doing, 184 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:29,520 Speaker 2: everyone looks down upon you. 185 00:10:29,559 --> 00:10:31,400 Speaker 1: Oh, you shouldn't quit. You shouldn't be a quitter. 186 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:38,480 Speaker 2: You shouldn't do that. Yeah, the mystery comes in if 187 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:42,040 Speaker 2: you say, well, listen, I'm gonna retire, because then everyone's like, oh, 188 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,640 Speaker 2: all sins are forgiven again. 189 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:47,640 Speaker 1: If you quit, you look like a failure. If you retire, 190 00:10:48,559 --> 00:10:49,240 Speaker 1: we're all good. 191 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:54,520 Speaker 2: Milwaukee hired Doc Rivers like he was gonna be magical 192 00:10:54,679 --> 00:11:00,040 Speaker 2: duct tape or some kind of glue to fix the 193 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,760 Speaker 2: oaken thing of a jig and the dow Hickey that 194 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:07,040 Speaker 2: wasn't working. There were some concerns that Yannis was going 195 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,920 Speaker 2: to be able or was planning to leave, even a 196 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,360 Speaker 2: couple of years ago. And it's like, well, we got 197 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,840 Speaker 2: to make sure, Yanna says, so let's hire Doc Rivers. 198 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:19,120 Speaker 2: Don't worry. Doc Rivers is a people person. He's lovable. 199 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:24,360 Speaker 2: Doc Rivers. He's got the Svengali effect. And he'll smooth 200 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:28,600 Speaker 2: things over with Yannis. Yeah, how do you like them apples? 201 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,720 Speaker 2: How'd that work out? So the team has been operating 202 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:36,440 Speaker 2: in Milwaukee like a Golden Corral buffet where the staff 203 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:39,560 Speaker 2: has gone home and all that is left is some 204 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:44,319 Speaker 2: cold mashed potatoes. That's it. They're not even garlic mashed potatoes. 205 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:48,320 Speaker 2: They're just cold mashed potatoes. And he's been essentially a 206 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:53,000 Speaker 2: five hundred coach in Milwaukee. No playoff series wins, no bite, nothing, 207 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:57,680 Speaker 2: and Yannis is planning to leave. Meanwhile, Yannis is scrolling 208 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,560 Speaker 2: Zillow right now, looking at condos in. 209 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,800 Speaker 1: Miami, and he's like, I mean, let me see what's. 210 00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:04,280 Speaker 2: Going on in New York. Maybe I get a place 211 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:07,360 Speaker 2: on the upper east Side, get a place I want 212 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,840 Speaker 2: a view of Central Park? Do Maybe I don't want 213 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:12,400 Speaker 2: to damn more lower. I don't know. Maybe I live 214 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:12,880 Speaker 2: in the village. 215 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:13,240 Speaker 4: I don't know. 216 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:17,559 Speaker 2: So he's looking and so the Bucks have been dealing 217 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:22,480 Speaker 2: with Doc Rivers not upgrading the team in terms of 218 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:26,440 Speaker 2: their performance, and once the Greek Creek enters the transfer portal, 219 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:31,360 Speaker 2: which is expected to be this summer, the Bucks will 220 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:32,080 Speaker 2: go from. 221 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:37,400 Speaker 1: Fear the Deer to road killed deer where. 222 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,080 Speaker 2: Sir scratch Off is going to drive over to I 223 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,000 Speaker 2: ninety four, pick that up and have that for dinner. 224 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,640 Speaker 2: That's good eating, Sir scratch Offf's going to say that deer, 225 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:49,920 Speaker 2: that's good eating. So he's got Doc Rivers channeling his 226 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:54,840 Speaker 2: favorite cartoon as a kid, Looney Tunes, Porky Pig. That's 227 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:58,040 Speaker 2: all folks, And then that's it, and so Doc will 228 00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:59,239 Speaker 2: then slide back. 229 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:00,760 Speaker 1: To the boob tube. 230 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,880 Speaker 2: He'll do some bad TV because they can't seem to 231 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,960 Speaker 2: find anyone that knows what they're doing. The broadcast NBA 232 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:10,280 Speaker 2: games over there, it's a hot mess. So he'll do TV, 233 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,719 Speaker 2: pretend like nothing happened. And then he's just gonna sit 234 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:14,079 Speaker 2: there and. 235 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:20,959 Speaker 1: Wait for the next billionaire Oli gark who's dumb, du dumb, dumb. 236 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,480 Speaker 2: Dumb and says, oh, I like the way Doc does 237 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,959 Speaker 2: that TV, Let's hire him as our coach. He's a 238 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:31,000 Speaker 2: championship coach. And again, the single most amazing championship in 239 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,440 Speaker 2: my life. It is not the Toronto Raptors. Many people 240 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,800 Speaker 2: say the Toronto Raptors because that team should never win 241 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:40,280 Speaker 2: right there, Toronto. No, the team that is the most shocking, 242 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:44,959 Speaker 2: the Doc Rivers coached Boston Celtics back in eight with 243 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:49,520 Speaker 2: Paul Pierce. The fact that that team overcame Doc Rivers 244 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:53,840 Speaker 2: to win a championship. What a testimonial to Ray Allen 245 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,599 Speaker 2: and Paul Pierce and all those guys, Kevin Garnett and 246 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:57,640 Speaker 2: all those guys in Boston. 247 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:58,560 Speaker 1: All right, last thing. 248 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,839 Speaker 2: I didn't think this was going to be on my 249 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,480 Speaker 2: radar when I went to bed last night. But we 250 00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:05,920 Speaker 2: go now to or actually not last night, yesterday d'ur 251 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:09,080 Speaker 2: in the morning, we go to Bakersfield, California, home of 252 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:13,000 Speaker 2: a legendary Mallard meet and greet hosted by the Ambassador 253 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,120 Speaker 2: of Bakersfield. Rod had a great time there with Rod 254 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:19,120 Speaker 2: and his wife, had a funder one fun little get together, 255 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:22,360 Speaker 2: had a nice dinner, great restaurant there in Bakersfield. Then 256 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:26,680 Speaker 2: went out and we burned up and we had That 257 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:30,880 Speaker 2: was the game Air Force. Andrew showed up at got 258 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,560 Speaker 2: kicked out by the second inning, and then snuck back 259 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,160 Speaker 2: in and got kicked out again. Yeah, I was a 260 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:39,280 Speaker 2: wild night, wild night, and Bakersfield threw out the first 261 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,760 Speaker 2: pitch team went out of business. 262 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:43,880 Speaker 1: Anyway, why are we going to Bakersfield College? Basket will 263 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:47,320 Speaker 1: you see the story. This is a humdinger of a story, 264 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,160 Speaker 1: a hum dinger for story. 265 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:52,800 Speaker 2: So Kevin Mays not Billy May's Hi, Billy May's here. No, 266 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:56,240 Speaker 2: this is Kevin Mays. I just realized that Billy masling 267 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,480 Speaker 2: doesn't work. He's been dead for a while. And I 268 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,600 Speaker 2: don't think anyone who's under the ag toil like thirty 269 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,720 Speaker 2: even knows who Billy Mays is. But whatever, So Kevin 270 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:09,240 Speaker 2: Mays no relation a former assistant coach for cal State 271 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:13,240 Speaker 2: Bakersfield the road Runners. That's right. For the first time ever, 272 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:17,920 Speaker 2: we are doing a Mallard monologue on cal State Bakersfield basketball. 273 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,880 Speaker 2: The Fox Sports Radio network has now reached a new low. 274 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,640 Speaker 2: How low can you go? Well, this is a good 275 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,120 Speaker 2: story and it has to be a good story for 276 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:30,280 Speaker 2: us to talk about. So Kevin May's cow State Bakersfield 277 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:35,320 Speaker 2: basketball was a trending topic. It went viral on social media. 278 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:37,280 Speaker 1: So if you didn't see this. 279 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,080 Speaker 2: Maybe you're not on social media. Good for you. You're 280 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,960 Speaker 2: a better person. It went viral because this guy had 281 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,960 Speaker 2: a side hustle. Yeah, so what do you think this 282 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,040 Speaker 2: guy was doing? What do you think do you think 283 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,760 Speaker 2: he was selling crypto on the side and that was 284 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:55,040 Speaker 2: illegal or something like that. Maybe he had a lollipop 285 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:59,600 Speaker 2: business that he was doing. Was he selling illegal sports 286 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,880 Speaker 2: merchant out of the back of his station wagon? 287 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:03,080 Speaker 4: No? 288 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:09,440 Speaker 2: Yeah. According to the local police, they the allegation is 289 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,280 Speaker 2: that Kevin May's former assistant coach at cal State Bakersfield, 290 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:21,000 Speaker 2: was moonlighting trying to make some extra money as a pimp. Yeah. 291 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:25,440 Speaker 1: Let me repeat that. A pimp, p I m p pimp? 292 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:31,440 Speaker 2: All right, question, So how does this cal State Bakersfield 293 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:37,840 Speaker 2: coach working as a pimp? Story hit you? So I 294 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:42,560 Speaker 2: saw this and I left it to the side. I 295 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:45,440 Speaker 2: was like, okay, that that's not real, that's satire. He's 296 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,080 Speaker 2: another one of these moments where I was like, Okay, 297 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:51,120 Speaker 2: that's NBA sentel. They haven't done anything in a while, 298 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,720 Speaker 2: so that's NBA sentel that I thought it was my 299 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,120 Speaker 2: buddy Sports Talk Barry, who I had on the podcast. 300 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:59,360 Speaker 2: I thought maybe the Sports Talk Barry. Is it butt 301 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,280 Speaker 2: Crack Sports? Are they still around? No? No, it's not them. 302 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,200 Speaker 2: Who could it be? And then I was like, wait 303 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:08,960 Speaker 2: a minute, this is popping up in the mainstream here. 304 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:11,920 Speaker 2: What is going on? 305 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:17,119 Speaker 1: And it's the real deal? Big West? 306 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,600 Speaker 2: Now Cal State Bakers who plays in the Big West. 307 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:23,120 Speaker 2: So Big West, big pimp. That is where we are now. 308 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,760 Speaker 1: So the story hit me. 309 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,600 Speaker 2: I wanted to go to an AMC theater and get 310 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,960 Speaker 2: a big bucket of popcorn. I want to get a 311 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,720 Speaker 2: big bucket of popcorn extra butter. I'm pretty sure the 312 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:38,040 Speaker 2: people over at Netflix are already bidding on the rights 313 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,399 Speaker 2: to the docu series. 314 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:41,919 Speaker 1: I can think of the name like. 315 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:47,639 Speaker 2: Baker's Field, Hustle, Secrets behind the Scoreboard, Coaching and crime 316 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,000 Speaker 2: collide in the shadows. 317 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,199 Speaker 1: And according to the report, this guy Mays is. 318 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:57,800 Speaker 2: The allegation is he was operating a multi state pimp 319 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:05,280 Speaker 2: ring for states California, Nevada, Oregon, and Washington. So I'm 320 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,840 Speaker 2: sorry to Idaho, New Mexico. You guys didn't get any 321 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,880 Speaker 2: of his services. And that is more than a sidehot. 322 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:15,000 Speaker 2: So that's like the entire Big West conference schedule multitasking. 323 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:21,000 Speaker 2: Some some coaches like to run the zone defense. Other 324 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:24,720 Speaker 2: coaches like to run Internet, not Internet like interstate commerce. 325 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,600 Speaker 2: I guess it was probably on the Internet too, so 326 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:31,159 Speaker 2: that is a new wrinkle. The transfer portal takes a 327 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:34,639 Speaker 2: whole new meeting for this guy, and in his case, 328 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:40,160 Speaker 2: nil stands for now. It's ladies apparently now it's much 329 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,760 Speaker 2: different than name, image likeness. 330 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,080 Speaker 1: That is gonna be one hell of a docu series. 331 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:45,960 Speaker 1: That is gonna be good. 332 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:50,080 Speaker 2: So this guy he got hired as a low level assistant. 333 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,440 Speaker 2: They did a background check on him. That must have 334 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:58,159 Speaker 2: been impressive. That's that's pretty good. All right. 335 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:01,439 Speaker 1: It is the Beann Mallards shoh as we roll on. 336 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,439 Speaker 2: If you'd like to be part, you can join us 337 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,640 Speaker 2: right now on the phones eight seven seven line open 338 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,960 Speaker 2: eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. Also on X 339 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:14,360 Speaker 2: at Ben Mahlor that's at Ben Maller and we'll take 340 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,000 Speaker 2: your comments, your calls and all that. If you want 341 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,720 Speaker 2: to answer the Mallard Riddle of the day, and you 342 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,479 Speaker 2: can still vote if you heard earlier on the verbal Lochtey, 343 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,159 Speaker 2: I'm Lucky Tony and blind Scott, you can vote on 344 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:26,439 Speaker 2: that on X and try to retreat that. Get that 345 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,640 Speaker 2: out and get that going. We have many more votes. 346 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,160 Speaker 2: You're in the day with the podcast crowd, but we'll 347 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,639 Speaker 2: have the people overnight voting for right now and figure 348 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,879 Speaker 2: out who the winner is of that spur of the 349 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:38,560 Speaker 2: moment verbal Octagon time Now though, for the malor, a 350 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,920 Speaker 2: riddle of the day, and we'll blame jokes later this hour. 351 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,840 Speaker 1: But here's the riddle of the day. 352 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:48,760 Speaker 2: Jackson Dart recently said that Blank is way worse with 353 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:52,200 Speaker 2: the New York Giants than in college at old Mess, 354 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:55,520 Speaker 2: Old Mess again. Jackson Dart, that's a quarterback, said that 355 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:58,880 Speaker 2: Blank is way worse with the Giants in the NFL 356 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,920 Speaker 2: than in college. Dgit, Old Miss. 357 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,359 Speaker 1: That is the malord riddle of the day. The answer, 358 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,320 Speaker 1: we'll get to it. 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We have lame 401 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,400 Speaker 2: jokes of the week coming up a little bit later 402 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,400 Speaker 2: in the hour, but first the riddle of the day. 403 00:22:54,600 --> 00:23:01,200 Speaker 2: The quarterback Jackson Dart said that Blank is way worse 404 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:07,040 Speaker 2: with the Giants than in college at Old miss That's 405 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:07,640 Speaker 2: what we said, So. 406 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:09,880 Speaker 1: That's the questions complaining. 407 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,359 Speaker 2: He said, this is actually better when I was in 408 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:17,560 Speaker 2: college in the Southeastern Conference at Mississippi than in the NFL. 409 00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:21,800 Speaker 2: So what is the answer? We go to the Hoy 410 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,800 Speaker 2: paloi here the great Unwashed on X and again that's 411 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:29,600 Speaker 2: at Ben Mahllor. That's at Ben Maller. If you want 412 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:33,040 Speaker 2: to send an answer into these bits, Scrooge said, the 413 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:38,119 Speaker 2: drugs is the answer. Courtesy Flusher claims the jails are better, 414 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:47,040 Speaker 2: and Mississippi the grits and the hushpuppies. Those grits don't 415 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,680 Speaker 2: look very good, but the Late Night directs us to 416 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:55,080 Speaker 2: the hushpuppies. Outstanding Eke in Roseville, Minnesota said the parking spots. 417 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:59,600 Speaker 2: Keith Oho texto says that Jackson Dark claimed, the hookers 418 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:04,520 Speaker 2: and low are better in the college world. What else 419 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,240 Speaker 2: we have a male strippers? Who would want to see 420 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,960 Speaker 2: any of those guys? These guys strip. That's from Fergdok. 421 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,879 Speaker 2: That's quite the motley crew that you put together. The 422 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:20,040 Speaker 2: number of pimps from FEMI the top Uber, each delivery 423 00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:24,760 Speaker 2: driver there in the Greater Minneapolis said Twin Cities Area. 424 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,159 Speaker 1: Twin Cities Area King Rory. 425 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:31,720 Speaker 2: The Homeless Camps Donkey Sausage went with hookers, the aroma 426 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,560 Speaker 2: of the locker room, the aroma of the locker room 427 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:38,639 Speaker 2: from Alf the Alien opiner, players cafeteria from Steve the 428 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,159 Speaker 2: misplaced Sandy Agen. 429 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:41,879 Speaker 1: Who else we have? 430 00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:48,000 Speaker 2: The attendance from Johnny Q, the massive rats from Trucker Joe. 431 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:51,959 Speaker 2: You gotta have a fall guy, Gunner said the pimps. 432 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:55,000 Speaker 2: That's Gunner from the Walmart in northern Minnesota, just below 433 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:55,919 Speaker 2: the Canadian border. 434 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:56,840 Speaker 1: JT. 435 00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:02,200 Speaker 2: The Wingman says, games of co ed Twister, Chili from 436 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,400 Speaker 2: Philler Up Phil that's his answer. Ryan in San Diego says, 437 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:09,200 Speaker 2: the stink of New York is the answer. 438 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:10,159 Speaker 1: Who else you have? 439 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:14,280 Speaker 2: That's the page down the Valet parking way worse, that's 440 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:18,159 Speaker 2: from Mike the Leprechaun. That's his answer. Who else you have? 441 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,000 Speaker 1: Page down up Lorraina, do you have an answer? 442 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:24,119 Speaker 2: Jackson Dart, that's a quarterback, said recently that Blank is 443 00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:24,880 Speaker 2: way worse with. 444 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:28,200 Speaker 1: The giants in the NFL than in college at Ole, 445 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,680 Speaker 1: miss The cafeteria food. 446 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:36,960 Speaker 2: The cafeteria food. That would be a fine answer. No, no, no, no. 447 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:42,240 Speaker 2: Jackson Dart said that the travel is worse. 448 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:46,880 Speaker 1: The travel is worse. He said, yeah, what's up with 449 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:47,480 Speaker 1: that man? 450 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:49,600 Speaker 4: Yeah. 451 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,200 Speaker 2: He said that one of the big things about being 452 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:56,560 Speaker 2: in college name image and lightness. That he had a 453 00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:02,600 Speaker 2: deal with a private jet company in Oxford, Mississippi, and 454 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,880 Speaker 2: so that means he had access as a college football 455 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:10,520 Speaker 2: player to a fleet of seven private jets, seven of them, 456 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:15,320 Speaker 2: and so he would travel around on private jets. But 457 00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:17,719 Speaker 2: now he's in the NFL. So when he travels he well, 458 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,320 Speaker 2: the team obviously travels charter, but when he's traveling around 459 00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:24,560 Speaker 2: on his own, he does not have the access to that. 460 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,880 Speaker 2: And he was recently spotted flying economy. Oh my god, 461 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:33,040 Speaker 2: can we do a wellness check? Dart was spotted flying economy. 462 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:36,040 Speaker 2: My god, I can't believe it. 463 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:40,440 Speaker 1: Shocker, How did he survive. How did Jackson? 464 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:44,879 Speaker 2: He should write a book, I Survived Flying Economy, an 465 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:49,439 Speaker 2: amazing tale, A tale of survival. Honestly, I feel like 466 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,040 Speaker 2: a survivor every time I get off an economy flight, 467 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,639 Speaker 2: which is all I've ever flown my whole life. So yeah, yeah, 468 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:59,680 Speaker 2: well I also fly only the economy. I've only sat 469 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,399 Speaker 2: in class a couple of times. One was because the 470 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,240 Speaker 2: people I was working with paid for it, and the 471 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:09,000 Speaker 2: other time I got upgraded because the flight. You know 472 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,040 Speaker 2: how they offer those deals, hey that we need people 473 00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:12,920 Speaker 2: to take the vow. Take the next flight. 474 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,680 Speaker 5: We'll give you five hundred dollars in first class. 475 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,720 Speaker 2: Yeah. Actually, when I was going to Hawaii to get married, 476 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,600 Speaker 2: we we got that deal. So we got vouchers for 477 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:26,399 Speaker 2: oh exactly, we got a couple hundred bucks and first 478 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,360 Speaker 2: class on the next flight. Okay, I'll take you. 479 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:30,560 Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. 480 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:30,800 Speaker 4: Yeah. 481 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,879 Speaker 2: Yeah. But other than that, no, anyway, let's get to 482 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,640 Speaker 2: the calls and let's see her any Meani miny mode. 483 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,520 Speaker 2: Let's go to E Dog, who's back. 484 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,280 Speaker 1: He's on Long Island in New York. Hello, e Dog, Welcome. 485 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,200 Speaker 4: I hate what's going on. 486 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,480 Speaker 2: I'm talking. I'm doing a. 487 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:58,680 Speaker 4: Show, all right, just show up my uh chance, I 488 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,359 Speaker 4: got a warrior. 489 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,040 Speaker 1: Lame jokes are later this hour though they're not right now. 490 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,760 Speaker 4: I know, but I'm not going to be on so 491 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,520 Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you right now. Here's the joke. 492 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:13,520 Speaker 4: They would there was a there was a fight on 493 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:18,960 Speaker 4: the one line railroad. Okay to conductor punched the ticket. 494 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,400 Speaker 1: Anyway, that's what's going on. What's going on with what's 495 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,240 Speaker 1: going on with Melissa? 496 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:27,600 Speaker 4: Everything? 497 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,359 Speaker 2: Okay, everything Melissa, everything around. 498 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,920 Speaker 4: She's sick a little bit. She called me up today 499 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,000 Speaker 4: and send them naked. I said, send me a picture. 500 00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:37,000 Speaker 2: Well, that's great when she's sick to ask her for 501 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:37,720 Speaker 2: a picture like that. 502 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, classy, it's a good distraction. 503 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:43,520 Speaker 4: What's that? 504 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:45,560 Speaker 1: It's a good distraction. 505 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:50,080 Speaker 4: Yeah sure, But uh I still like I'm still dating 506 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:53,960 Speaker 4: Irene a little bit. I mean are and uh Kay 507 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,160 Speaker 4: is on the prow. I'm gonna go with her. Christmas 508 00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,560 Speaker 4: is good, Elizabeth is good? Yeah? 509 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:02,680 Speaker 1: Did you have a good pure? 510 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,200 Speaker 2: Did you have some fun this week? Or no it's 511 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,120 Speaker 2: some uh some good pastries and all that, or. 512 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:12,240 Speaker 4: No not really? No they got as I gotta ask 513 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:16,520 Speaker 4: you a question. Why how does Lance the bus driver. 514 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:16,800 Speaker 2: Is doing. 515 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:18,719 Speaker 4: Well? 516 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,160 Speaker 2: I'm not his dad or his mom. I don't know. 517 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:22,800 Speaker 1: He hasn't he hasn't called him. 518 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,880 Speaker 4: The Shore's cheaper. 519 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,680 Speaker 1: No, why would that name come That's a random name 520 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:30,400 Speaker 1: to come up. Why would you bring that name up? 521 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:33,880 Speaker 4: Yeah? 522 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,000 Speaker 1: Lance is in San Francisco, like you know, you remember? 523 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:38,720 Speaker 5: Does he does? 524 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,800 Speaker 4: He sing the song the wheels on the bus go around, 525 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:47,520 Speaker 4: then round, around, then round. Anyway, how do you're on 526 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:47,920 Speaker 4: the air. 527 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,960 Speaker 2: You're on the air. I'm the only one allowed to 528 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,560 Speaker 2: sing those those songs. You can't sing well you you're 529 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,760 Speaker 2: stealing my material? Eat dog? Why are you doing that? 530 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,960 Speaker 4: Because you're the best, look. 531 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,400 Speaker 1: You know, and the best means as good as all 532 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:01,720 Speaker 1: the rest. 533 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,120 Speaker 4: By the way, I have an uncle. That's good. 534 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:11,080 Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, how about how about you want to sing 535 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:11,720 Speaker 2: some other songs? 536 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,200 Speaker 1: You want to do some some nursery. 537 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:18,200 Speaker 4: Rhymes, Ruba Jamaica. Ooh, I want to take your from you. 538 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:18,480 Speaker 8: You know. 539 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:21,400 Speaker 2: That's not his. 540 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:29,760 Speaker 4: You gotta do the macarena all the time? 541 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,840 Speaker 2: This is These are not no no, no, no, no no, 542 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,400 Speaker 2: you're just making these up here. 543 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,600 Speaker 9: These twinkle twinkle little star probably, but I used to 544 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:42,640 Speaker 9: date this so siddy, right, Yeah, I'm sure she was 545 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,760 Speaker 9: a color underwear, that's what kind? 546 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:47,959 Speaker 2: Brown? 547 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:54,360 Speaker 4: No lapers? What lewards? 548 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:55,320 Speaker 2: Leopard? 549 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,640 Speaker 1: Okay, all right, good for all right. 550 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,320 Speaker 2: In Antonio, man see, you don't have anything that when 551 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,600 Speaker 2: you bring up the Spurs, e dog, you have nothing 552 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,920 Speaker 2: to say, right, you don't know, you. 553 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,479 Speaker 1: Don't want to talk about the Spurs. You don't care 554 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:11,280 Speaker 1: about the Spurs. 555 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,000 Speaker 4: I can't talk about the Knicks though, that's for sure. 556 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:17,520 Speaker 1: The Knicks are fine. They have a good record. 557 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,560 Speaker 2: They'll be in the playoffs and they'll have a high seed, 558 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,479 Speaker 2: and then they'll lose in the second round and then 559 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:21,840 Speaker 2: we'll be that. 560 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,680 Speaker 4: Now you're not gonna malluse this, then I'm gonna tell 561 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:28,280 Speaker 4: you this anyway. Okay, whenever I talk about the Knicks, 562 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,920 Speaker 4: so where Nick's outfits they lose. 563 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,160 Speaker 1: Well, you should stop doing that. Though someone somebody, somebody 564 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,480 Speaker 1: wants to somebody wants to talk to you. 565 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:38,479 Speaker 2: Do you want to talk to him? 566 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:39,520 Speaker 4: Sure? 567 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,880 Speaker 2: All right? All right, hold on put it Steve in Manhattan, 568 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,720 Speaker 2: Steven Manhattan, will go Manhattan, long eye Steve Salo to 569 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,160 Speaker 2: eat dog, Steven Manhattan. 570 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,280 Speaker 8: Oh Steve, Hey, what's up? 571 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,320 Speaker 4: Dog? Good? I gotta I got a good joke for 572 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,000 Speaker 4: you real quick. Not a joke. But I want to 573 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,880 Speaker 4: tell you something. I have a I have a friend 574 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:04,600 Speaker 4: in the in Manhattan, you know, Yeah, And you got 575 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,720 Speaker 4: to try to get what favorite football team he watches? 576 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:11,920 Speaker 8: Is he originally from Long Island? 577 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:17,360 Speaker 4: He's probably a Jet fan. Wrong, Lions? Now what do 578 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:18,560 Speaker 4: you want to talk to me there? 579 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:20,080 Speaker 2: Steve? 580 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:25,240 Speaker 8: I think the gallant I think he was was telling 581 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,240 Speaker 8: a little bit of a fid there. But the Lions, 582 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:30,960 Speaker 8: that's the team that's never won a Super Bowl. It's interesting, 583 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:31,360 Speaker 8: isn't it. 584 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, they had a good running back and man, Marry 585 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,040 Speaker 4: Sanders though he was pretty good. 586 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,719 Speaker 8: Who was his the guy before him? 587 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:41,480 Speaker 2: Who was pretty good? 588 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:43,200 Speaker 4: From where? 589 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,479 Speaker 8: Who was the running back before Barry Sanders? 590 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:47,200 Speaker 2: Who was pretty good? 591 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,840 Speaker 8: He had but he only had a five year, six 592 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:49,440 Speaker 8: year career. 593 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:54,320 Speaker 4: I don't know. Tell me, Billy, Billy Simms. 594 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:59,360 Speaker 1: From this is not going the way I was hoping 595 00:32:59,400 --> 00:32:59,920 Speaker 1: it was going to go. 596 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,920 Speaker 8: Well, what do you want to say the guy? He 597 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,800 Speaker 8: don't sounds like he just woke up. Man. 598 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:06,440 Speaker 2: Okay, dog. 599 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,440 Speaker 8: Doing jumping jacks? 600 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,480 Speaker 2: Yeah? Can you do some jumping jack? Can you do 601 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,760 Speaker 2: some jumping jacks? Sure? 602 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,560 Speaker 4: I'm not getting pistol. We tell you that one we 603 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,560 Speaker 4: should do the saves from misbehaving. 604 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:26,440 Speaker 2: Wow, okay, all right, all in hold and I'm moving 605 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:30,640 Speaker 2: on and thank you. I might go back to Steven Manhattan. 606 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,800 Speaker 2: We'll see. It depends on my mood. I don't know 607 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,480 Speaker 2: if I'll do it. He might hang up and he's 608 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,720 Speaker 2: got nothing else to do, so he'll probably stay right there. 609 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:41,320 Speaker 2: All right, straight ahead, He's gonna get even better. 610 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,320 Speaker 1: Big Bens Lame. 611 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,800 Speaker 2: Jokes of the week, all the best singers, all the 612 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,720 Speaker 2: best one liners from the week. 613 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,800 Speaker 1: These are actual jokes by actual listeners to the show. 614 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:57,000 Speaker 2: They will be sending them in. How freaking exciting is 615 00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,320 Speaker 2: this going to be Big Bens lame Jokes the week? 616 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:04,600 Speaker 2: You will be absolutely flabbergasted, and you might even be 617 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:05,959 Speaker 2: a little sick to your stomach. 618 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,680 Speaker 1: We'll get to that and we will. 619 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:08,040 Speaker 8: Do it. 620 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:09,960 Speaker 4: Next. 621 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,719 Speaker 5: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 622 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,360 Speaker 5: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. 623 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:20,200 Speaker 1: Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Maler Show 624 00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:21,680 Speaker 1: with the Lame Jokes of the Week coming up. 625 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:26,200 Speaker 2: Momentarily, I got this message from Doc Dan and he's like, hey, 626 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,239 Speaker 2: you know what's going on. You're getting covered up by 627 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,960 Speaker 2: this thing and I was like, oh, man, but he 628 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:33,520 Speaker 2: has the iHeartRadio app, so he can always hear the 629 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:37,080 Speaker 2: show Sam with Eileen in San Francisco. Sometimes get covered 630 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:42,200 Speaker 2: up because of postgame Golden State Warrior programming, And you 631 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:46,920 Speaker 2: can always find this show whatever town you're in, out 632 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,000 Speaker 2: in the boondocks, if you have reception, can get on 633 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,719 Speaker 2: the app, the iHeartRadio app. You can hear the Ben 634 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:56,759 Speaker 2: Maler Show on the Fox Sports Radio channel. It is 635 00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:01,160 Speaker 2: streaming every night all night on that Fox Sports Radio channel. 636 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,880 Speaker 2: And you can hear the Ben Maler Show podcast, the 637 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:08,080 Speaker 2: Fifth Hour Podcast. My buddy Robbie, old broadcaster for the 638 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,160 Speaker 2: Twins and the Pirates back in the day, and he'll 639 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,720 Speaker 2: be joining me on the Fifth Hour podcast. 640 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,239 Speaker 1: So check that out. 641 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:18,160 Speaker 2: iHeartRadio App, Ben Mallor Show Podcast, Fifth Hour Podcast. 642 00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:23,000 Speaker 1: Back to it, Knock Knock, Who's there? 643 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:23,759 Speaker 5: Blame Weed? 644 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:24,680 Speaker 4: Blame week too. 645 00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:29,120 Speaker 1: It's Big Ben's lame Joke of the week. Lame jokes, 646 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:30,640 Speaker 1: lame jokes of the week. 647 00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:34,480 Speaker 2: These are actual jokes by actual listeners. Afraid the music 648 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:34,960 Speaker 2: down a little bit? 649 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,359 Speaker 1: There we go, all right now, Weed man, I had 650 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:38,160 Speaker 1: to wake you up. 651 00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:38,759 Speaker 4: Weed Man. 652 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,200 Speaker 2: I'm gonna contact hr. 653 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna contact hr weed Man? 654 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,000 Speaker 2: What is up with that? Weed Man? How dare you? 655 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:45,719 Speaker 8: No? 656 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,600 Speaker 4: You didn't wear me up? And I was just calling. 657 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,920 Speaker 1: No, you, I know when someone's sleeping in the answer 658 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:53,520 Speaker 1: the phone. 659 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:55,200 Speaker 2: Just admit it. 660 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:55,759 Speaker 1: It's okay. 661 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:56,520 Speaker 2: You were sleeping. 662 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:57,200 Speaker 8: It happened. 663 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:04,520 Speaker 6: He's just calling, right, Okay, Yeah, I just worked with 664 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,040 Speaker 6: the guy, just worked at the clock and it was 665 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,719 Speaker 6: four point thirty and I was just waiting a couple 666 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:10,440 Speaker 6: of minutes more. 667 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,680 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right, so you were not listening. 668 00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:14,920 Speaker 1: You admit you were not listing. 669 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,359 Speaker 6: Yeah, oh no, I wasn't. 670 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:17,600 Speaker 4: Look. 671 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:23,080 Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, weed Man. 672 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,840 Speaker 1: These are actual jokes by actual listeners. 673 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:30,520 Speaker 2: SpongeBob square Pants sent this one in he says, why 674 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:34,680 Speaker 2: did weed Man get fired from the landscaping company? Why 675 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:39,480 Speaker 2: because when asked to pull the weeds, he smoked them instead. 676 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,080 Speaker 6: Let's spoke them. 677 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:47,759 Speaker 2: I wonder if SpongeBob smokes seaweed h I will have 678 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:48,799 Speaker 2: to ask him next time he calls. 679 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:53,520 Speaker 1: Who is weed Man's least favorite coach crew a job coach? 680 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:59,520 Speaker 2: That's Eric in Kansas, who also said, Hey Ben, what 681 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,320 Speaker 2: does weed man do for spring cleaning? 682 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,160 Speaker 1: What he empties the ashtrays? 683 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,080 Speaker 6: He's where the area is at? 684 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:08,640 Speaker 8: Were young? 685 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,800 Speaker 1: Do you still have your latest ring for mister irrigation 686 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:15,279 Speaker 1: weed Man? 687 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:16,399 Speaker 4: Yeah? 688 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,440 Speaker 2: Dude, great, you haven't lost it yet? Okay, good? What 689 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:23,200 Speaker 2: can what can weed Man remember the next time life 690 00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:27,680 Speaker 2: gets hard? What at least I'm not blind? Scott? 691 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,319 Speaker 1: That's Noah. 692 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:35,719 Speaker 2: Set thee in. I know, Genie. Why is weed Man 693 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:41,800 Speaker 2: so good at opera? Why you love the high notes? 694 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:46,680 Speaker 2: You love him weed Man? Mike the Lfritan. Why did 695 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:52,280 Speaker 2: weed Man stop dropping acid? Why the die hard broke 696 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:59,759 Speaker 2: three of his toes? I said Terry in St. Paul. 697 00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:03,040 Speaker 1: Kathy and Madison sent this one, and she's a big 698 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:03,759 Speaker 1: fan weed Man. 699 00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:09,719 Speaker 2: Kathy and Madison big fan of Hey, did you know 700 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,759 Speaker 2: or do you know rather why Miami police kept throwing 701 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:13,880 Speaker 2: weed Man in jail? 702 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:20,040 Speaker 1: Why they wanted to hear him laugh in person? Says Kathy. 703 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,239 Speaker 2: Well, a lot of people know this, but apparently weed 704 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,000 Speaker 2: Man is going to Ireland for Saint Patty's he Why 705 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,680 Speaker 2: is weed Man going to Ireland for St Patty? 706 00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:32,959 Speaker 7: Wow? 707 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:34,200 Speaker 4: Wow? Why? 708 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:38,160 Speaker 1: Well, because the grass is always greener over there. That's 709 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,280 Speaker 1: from Mike the Lepica. 710 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,880 Speaker 2: What is the what is the difference between a slow 711 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:50,279 Speaker 2: cooker and weed Man. What one's a crock pot and 712 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:58,880 Speaker 2: the others a crackpot. That's from this next one's from 713 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,920 Speaker 2: Lucky Tony. He said, what happened when weed Man fell 714 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:07,239 Speaker 2: asleep during his doctor visit? What apparently you woke up 715 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:10,040 Speaker 2: with a thermometer in your mouth and a for some reason, 716 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,920 Speaker 2: there was a breath mint in your took us. I 717 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:12,400 Speaker 2: don't know why. 718 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:13,560 Speaker 1: That's our Lucky Tony. 719 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,560 Speaker 2: Do you hear that weed Man is worried about losing 720 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,640 Speaker 2: an hour of beauty sleep this week? You know it's 721 00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:29,319 Speaker 2: daylight savings time? Yeah, yeah, Sun Sunday and yeah, two 722 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,800 Speaker 2: in the morning turns an hour ahead unless you're in 723 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:32,880 Speaker 2: like Arizona or Indiana. 724 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:36,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the phone will do it. 725 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,640 Speaker 2: You got the Obama phone, right, you're good on that. 726 00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:39,239 Speaker 2: You're good on that. 727 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:42,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, but what do you You're worried though about losing 728 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:43,800 Speaker 1: an hour beauty sleep? Do you hear about that? 729 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:45,719 Speaker 4: Yeah? 730 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,879 Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently you know you said you thought that you're 731 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:52,120 Speaker 2: you're gonna try not to get ahead of your of yourself. 732 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,880 Speaker 2: That's Tom in Indiana. 733 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:55,200 Speaker 3: Your time? 734 00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,520 Speaker 2: What do you call? These are some other jokes Surfer Todd, 735 00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,160 Speaker 2: the comedian in multi time lame joke right of the year. 736 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:07,480 Speaker 1: What do you call a narcoleptic terrorist? What a sleeper cell? 737 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:09,520 Speaker 4: What? 738 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:15,160 Speaker 1: What's Hollering james favorite type of study? What sleep study? 739 00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:16,360 Speaker 1: Eric in Kansas? 740 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:17,040 Speaker 8: What? 741 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,200 Speaker 1: What game will blind Scott never be able to play? 742 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,880 Speaker 2: What I spy? 743 00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:26,160 Speaker 1: That's Noah in Awesome? 744 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,399 Speaker 2: How does Hollering James know his viagra is at least 745 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:35,560 Speaker 2: working five days a week? The pizza guy tells him 746 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:36,560 Speaker 2: that's a lucky Tony. 747 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,000 Speaker 1: Uh, that's the guy I went in there you go, 748 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,560 Speaker 1: all right? What's what's Marcelle's favorite football position? 749 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,160 Speaker 2: What blocker? That's Mike the Leprechaun. 750 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,200 Speaker 4: And there you go. 751 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,200 Speaker 1: Big Ben's lame jokes in the week. Fag you eat men, 752 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,520 Speaker 1: Go back to bed, Go you were sleeping. It's okay, 753 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:55,399 Speaker 1: go back to bed.