WEBVTT - Who Knew Eggs Were So Funny? 

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<v Speaker 1>Literally a kindergarten operation. That's what we are. We're kindergarten operation.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know what you're referring to, you trying to set

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<v Speaker 2>up YouTube live.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it probably hurts us more than it helps

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<v Speaker 1>us when you just put it up and you have

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<v Speaker 1>the camera on one of us, you have your iPhone

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<v Speaker 1>propped up by your wallet, like we look like freaking kindergarteners.

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<v Speaker 1>Like there are middle schoolers that have a better podcast

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<v Speaker 1>like video equipment than what we do. I'm just telling

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<v Speaker 1>you that right now. But that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so you're gonna say that, and I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>it's actually correct. There are middle schoolers right now that

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<v Speaker 2>have access to podcasting equipment and they have a podcast

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<v Speaker 2>that exists.

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<v Speaker 1>They probably have a better camera than we do. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>they probably have a better set up camera wise than

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<v Speaker 1>we do.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, what you gotta worry about with these kids? Now?

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<v Speaker 2>They're all streaming. So that's if I'm in a public space.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it. I'm in a public plot place, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>But the thing is, you need to notify me that

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<v Speaker 2>you're streaming because you're you're at you're at the mall.

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<v Speaker 2>All of a sudden, you're part of some streamer thing

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<v Speaker 2>we're streaming. Notify people, listen, kidd, I didn't give you

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<v Speaker 2>my damn permission to stream. Get that camera out of

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<v Speaker 2>my face. It's not the old days where we take

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<v Speaker 2>a picture. Now they're streaming. Everything's live.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I just noticed that, Like I look at

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<v Speaker 1>like Morgan's you know, feeling personally, feelings hurt.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Morgan's is, I'm personal, Amy's is feeling yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, their cameras are freaking phenomenal.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they paid one thousand dollars. They didn't. Yeah, those

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<v Speaker 2>are those high tech cameras that Eddie used to have.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure they just I thought they just used

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<v Speaker 1>their phone. Hell no, so you're telling me Morgan uses

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<v Speaker 1>a nice camera.

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<v Speaker 2>Not her phone, thousand dollars camera.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna text her and I'm gonna find out the answer.

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<v Speaker 2>So until you give up one thousand dollars like that, ray,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna have to come pryor from my cold dead.

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<v Speaker 1>A good meet the parents' reference.

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<v Speaker 2>So there ain't no camera in any world or any

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<v Speaker 2>universe that you're gonna pay a thousand dollars for and

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<v Speaker 2>be cool with. Can you imagine it? You get mad?

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<v Speaker 2>At me using my own phone, using my own stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>spending no money. If I had one of those cameras, right, Ray,

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<v Speaker 2>Ray is ever? Are you good with that camera? Okay? Cool?

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<v Speaker 2>Is the tripod secured? Okay? Good? Careful with the door?

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<v Speaker 2>We paid one thousand dollars for that camera. Can you

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<v Speaker 2>imagine us down on Broadway with drunk people than dollars camera?

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<v Speaker 1>No, because we don't even know with your phone, so

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<v Speaker 1>why would we do it with your camera?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we are after the break. MLB has their All

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<v Speaker 2>Star break. We had our All Star Break fourth of July.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go. We're doing all video. Now. We'll do more

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<v Speaker 2>video than audio. We'll have more content video than we

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<v Speaker 2>will audio in the second half, and you can guarantee it.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Well, I mean, we don't even have good audio content,

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<v Speaker 1>so what are we gonna do video wise? We gotta

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<v Speaker 1>have good video content. We're not gonna do both. I mean, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>here's some crappy video content to go along with our

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<v Speaker 1>crappy audio content. Great podcast guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you seen what those streamers do? No, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>watch any of that crap. It's on X. It just

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<v Speaker 2>pops up and I see clips of it. They set

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<v Speaker 2>off fireworks in other streamers houses and it ends up

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<v Speaker 2>being a great stream But you risk blowing up their house,

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<v Speaker 2>you risk catching it on fire. The guy snuck into

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<v Speaker 2>the other streamers. All these streamers have mansions. So it'd

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<v Speaker 2>be like, I'm streaming. Who's a streamer? We're at war

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<v Speaker 2>with now, Pat McAfee, we're challenging them.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he's a I don't consider him a stream he's.

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<v Speaker 2>Not a streamer, so kay scent. Yes, So it would

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<v Speaker 2>be like you and me going, wait, what does he do?

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<v Speaker 2>I think they just stream? But what is he streaming? Them?

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<v Speaker 2>Just sitting on a lazy boy. And so we would

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<v Speaker 2>go into these streamer's house with fireworks and set them

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<v Speaker 2>off and then but we stream it. Okay, I have

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<v Speaker 2>no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna do that because I don't have enough

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<v Speaker 1>money to pay for someone's house.

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<v Speaker 2>But but we're at the point. Now somebody comes up.

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<v Speaker 2>They started interviewing. Wait a second, you stream notify me

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<v Speaker 2>you're streaming before we're doing this. You're in public. You

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<v Speaker 2>know your kids got his phone out in your face?

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<v Speaker 2>Are we streaming? Get back? You know it isn't not

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<v Speaker 2>back in the day, they're always live bathroom. You're in

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<v Speaker 2>there draining your lizard kids streaming? Probably what about that

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<v Speaker 2>guy he just ran into it when we were coming

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<v Speaker 2>out of the bathroom. Was he streaming? Who knows he

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<v Speaker 2>had his phone out?

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<v Speaker 1>No, you just got a phone call because he stepped

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<v Speaker 1>back out and goes, sorry, I just walked in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Was he streaming?

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<v Speaker 1>He was gonna try to stream, but he had to

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<v Speaker 1>he got interrupted pre stream because the phone call. But

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<v Speaker 1>my question is when he answered the phone, why did

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<v Speaker 1>he say, oh, sorry, I was just stepping in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>All you had to do is say hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they don't know you guys almost went mouth to

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<v Speaker 2>mouth and then as I'm going out of the door,

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<v Speaker 2>he was still in the doorway.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he thought he was gonna be a quick phone

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<v Speaker 1>call obviously. Okay, yeah, we better start the show man

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<v Speaker 1>because we got so much to get to. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what you did this weekend, but I saw you

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<v Speaker 1>and justin basically making out on the back porch.

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<v Speaker 2>We took it pretty deep.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't wait to hear about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, half of its sad, but yeah, oh but then

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<v Speaker 2>there's also an update in the birthday text thread drama.

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<v Speaker 2>It's huge can't wait. Ray, don't get political? Huge, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I see what you mean.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like political, How is that political?

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<v Speaker 2>Got it? They all got their sayings. Now all right,

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna do it live. Oh the one two sore loser?

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<v Speaker 2>What up? Everybody?

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<v Speaker 1>I am lunchbox and I know the most about sports.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all. It's Hiss and Ray Mundo. I'm from the North.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the North Side

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<v Speaker 2>in Nashville with my wife Baser. In the country. You

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<v Speaker 2>have two point two acres no corn. A lot of

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<v Speaker 2>the farmers and ranchers around us due but we don't

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<v Speaker 2>two point two acres. At Vanderbilt Electrophysiology Unit, Justin should

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<v Speaker 2>be checking on them regularly. I'll have to see if

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<v Speaker 2>they're doing okay and then die of a heart attack

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<v Speaker 2>when I'm seventy two. Over to you, man, Over to you.

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<v Speaker 2>What day did Justin come over to your house on Wednesday? No?

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<v Speaker 2>It was on Saturday? Okay, thank you? All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we'll get to that later. Well, we'll get to

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<v Speaker 1>my whole. I want to get to my weekend because

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<v Speaker 1>it started off with Friday Man. You know, the big

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<v Speaker 1>surgery was planned and I had called out for help

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<v Speaker 1>on air. You know Brandy Martinez, she's like the nurse

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<v Speaker 1>of all the people sore losers nation, And I said, Brandy,

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<v Speaker 1>what is wrong with my foot? This is her email

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<v Speaker 1>lunches busted. Yam sorry to hear about your pickle incident

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<v Speaker 1>that resulted in your foot injury. I'm happy to give

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<v Speaker 1>you some advice. Keep in mind, I'm only a nurse.

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<v Speaker 1>You may want to verify with Justin the new nurse practitioner.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're discharging you from the er. I'd say the

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<v Speaker 1>first ten days will be terrible. You repeatedly walking on

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<v Speaker 1>it when it's healing. May you may want to skip

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<v Speaker 1>reck soccer. So you're going to be sore, and I

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<v Speaker 1>hope the Green team can survive without you. B Elevate

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<v Speaker 1>as much as possible. Bonus points if get it, get

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<v Speaker 1>it above your heart. See use ice on it a

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<v Speaker 1>few times a day for twenty minutes. Use a soccer

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<v Speaker 1>towel between the foot and the ice. Oh, I got

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<v Speaker 1>a couple old socks I used. See use a compression

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<v Speaker 1>sock or wrap. And then she said, Bae sustained a

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<v Speaker 1>similar injury at Rosanna Glass batcherette party when she was

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<v Speaker 1>doing a line dance on an old doc and got

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<v Speaker 1>a massive splinter in her foot.

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<v Speaker 2>Different bay.

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<v Speaker 1>My methods were maybe a little rough, but she survived,

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<v Speaker 1>did not need a trip to the not so urgent care.

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<v Speaker 1>You may want to ask her how long it took

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<v Speaker 1>to heal. Best of luck, Brandy.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a nice email, Thank you, Brandy. She probably

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<v Speaker 2>took none of it to heart. And he played in

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<v Speaker 2>his soccer game and he didn't get a wrap, get

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<v Speaker 2>a compression rap because Beazer used one on the airplane

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<v Speaker 2>and those things work.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I did not go to my soccer game. I

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<v Speaker 1>skipped a soccer game. After going to the potiatrist and

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<v Speaker 1>asking their opinion, they took an X ray said the

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<v Speaker 1>glass was still in there, So surgery was scheduled for Thursday.

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<v Speaker 1>I was not going to chance it on Wednesday night

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<v Speaker 1>playing and you heard about my drama about eating and

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<v Speaker 1>so not being able to do the surgery Thursday. So Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I did not drink a sip of water.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't eat a lick of food, and my report

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<v Speaker 1>time to the clinic was one pm.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you smoke? I did not smoke and I did

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<v Speaker 2>not vape.

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<v Speaker 1>They asked me both those questions when they were filling

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<v Speaker 1>out my paperwork.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that HTC, sir or CDC?

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<v Speaker 1>They asked me, Oh, you know, who's the party that's

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<v Speaker 1>here with you that's gonna, you know, drove you here

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<v Speaker 1>and is gonna drive you home. I was like, my

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<v Speaker 1>wife like, she's in the lobby, right, And I'm like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>no problem. My wife was not in the lobby. She

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<v Speaker 1>dropped me off because she was not gonna sit there

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<v Speaker 1>with three kids. She was gonna wait for the phone

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<v Speaker 1>call then drive back up there and get me.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not gonna send you out on the streets on meds, right, They're.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna wait until she's oh sorry, I was just out

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<v Speaker 1>of the car or something like that. So I get

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<v Speaker 1>there and I check in and the receptionist like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have any eggs this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? She knows you from the show. No, no, no, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it was all the talk in the office.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like no.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, okay, well, welcome back, give me your right risk,

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<v Speaker 1>gives me a ro wristband and they call me back and

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<v Speaker 1>I get in there, and the nurse is like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to use the restroom, and I'm like, oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, it's right down here. Oh, you were here

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday because you decided to eat eggs, so you probably

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<v Speaker 1>know where it is right.

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<v Speaker 2>And let me ask this. Do they use real talk?

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<v Speaker 2>Do they use your real name, your radio name or

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<v Speaker 2>gibbles real name. See, I don't like that. There needs

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<v Speaker 2>to be some anonymity.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand, you out, I understand. But so obviously there

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<v Speaker 1>had been talk about me and my egg situation because

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<v Speaker 1>we are two for two on people making egg jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>But also they it's like a bit they just that's

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<v Speaker 2>their running joker on there.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they're just kind of making conversation maybe. And

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<v Speaker 1>so this nurse wasn't the nurse that I had the

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<v Speaker 1>day before. She I don't even recognize her. So whoever

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<v Speaker 1>was the nurse day before had probably told her, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy had to come in. We had to fit

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<v Speaker 1>him in because he had eggs yesterday morning. So she

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<v Speaker 1>asked me about the eggs and I'm like, oh ah, no, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know where the bathroom is. I go and I

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<v Speaker 1>come back and they put me in a bed and

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, all right, and I put my sweatshirt on

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<v Speaker 1>because it's kind of cold. And she goes, okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>here's that robe. Just put that on and you can

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<v Speaker 1>leave your underwear on.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Cool.

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<v Speaker 1>So I brought a sweatshirt for nothing. I'm get all

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<v Speaker 1>dressed up and then she comes back in. She asked

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<v Speaker 1>me a couple of questions. She goes, okay, doctor's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be by a little bit and then we'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Get you started. I'm like all right. So I'm sitting

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<v Speaker 2>there and here comes a doc and he comes in

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<v Speaker 2>he and go how's it going today?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like good? And he goes, so those

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<v Speaker 1>eggs yesterday, were they over easy or scrambled? I'm like okay,

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<v Speaker 1>they were definitely scrambled. And he goes Farmer's Organic and

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<v Speaker 1>he goes, soul one was on the menu this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I didn't even take a chance.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have anything. And he goes, that's what we

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<v Speaker 1>like to hear.

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<v Speaker 2>Funny bit guys. And he marks that's what happens when

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<v Speaker 2>he medical professionals trying to do the bits. Let the

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<v Speaker 2>radio guys do those.

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<v Speaker 1>So he marks my foot. He goes man it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be simple in and out. I'm like, yeah, kind

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<v Speaker 1>of really ridiculous. I'm having surgery for glass, goes. I

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<v Speaker 1>will be honest, this will be the easiest surgery I

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<v Speaker 1>have today. I'm like, all right, cool, glad, I'm the

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<v Speaker 1>easy case.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool, you know. All right? He leaves.

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<v Speaker 1>Then the anesthesiologist comes and he goes, all right, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>have you ever had surgery before? I said, oh, I've

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<v Speaker 1>had my tonsils out, and he goes, Jemny problem with anesthesiology.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like no. You guys like hitting it off,

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<v Speaker 2>like is he cool? Oh? He was a nice guy.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up? What's up? Bro? Yeah? What's up? Bro? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>How's it going? Bro? I mean he give like DAPs

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<v Speaker 2>when he comes up because he's about to service you

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<v Speaker 2>with drugs.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just telling me what's going on. He's like, you,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe a little tube in your mouth. It's not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be You're not gonna be incubated. I'll just be sitting

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<v Speaker 1>in your mouth. You won't even know it's there. You

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<v Speaker 1>may dry wake up with a little dry throat.

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<v Speaker 2>No big deal. It's gonna be my first time.

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<v Speaker 1>And he goes, but it doesn't come with eggs and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the fourth referenceence is not even funny.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, all right, cool, thank you, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like all right, man, we'll see you in there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm all right. And then the two nurses come over,

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<v Speaker 1>two different nurses, and like this is I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>the one wheel, We're gonna be the ones that will

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<v Speaker 1>you back and all this, and they have a syringe

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<v Speaker 1>with them and they start to put it in my

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<v Speaker 1>IV and I guess it's a medicine that's going to

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<v Speaker 1>make me feel kind of loopy. And I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is you know, my kid would love to be here.

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<v Speaker 1>He just got his tonsils out and he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>this medicine makes me floppy?

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<v Speaker 2>What's it called?

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<v Speaker 1>I I don't know. I pup and you just.

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<v Speaker 2>Put stuff in your body. You don't even ask the

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<v Speaker 2>name of.

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<v Speaker 1>It, right, I don't care if I asked the name,

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't be able to tell you the name because

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<v Speaker 1>it's a scientific name that I don't know, got it.

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<v Speaker 1>And they said, oh, that's a good way to think

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<v Speaker 1>of it, loopy or floppy And I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what he said, floppy, And they said yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>don't worry, it won't taste like eggs. Fifth time, I'm like, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>got it, And so they start wheeling me down the hall.

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<v Speaker 2>They press the buttons, we go through the double doors.

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<v Speaker 2>The fact that they've referenced it five times just tells

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<v Speaker 2>me there's not a lot of personality in a hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>They really do talking and really in very long, big words,

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<v Speaker 2>and there's really just not much personality.

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<v Speaker 1>It's sad, actually, And they pushed a little button to

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<v Speaker 1>automatic open the doors. We go through those doors. Next

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<v Speaker 1>thing I know, they're waking me up. It was over

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't I never. I didn't get to I

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember getting to the room like I never. Like

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<v Speaker 1>the medicine kicked in so fast, I didn't even make

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<v Speaker 1>it to which room they were going to do surgery

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<v Speaker 1>and didn't see the doctor. And the guy's waking me

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<v Speaker 1>up and he's like, hey, hey, how you doing, man?

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<v Speaker 1>You want you want some water? It was hitting my

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<v Speaker 1>knee in the bottom of my foot too.

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<v Speaker 2>To get you awake, yeah, kind of like they do

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<v Speaker 2>when the guys are on skid row correct And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh man, dude, you did freaking drugs. This weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>I did, and he was like, he was like, man,

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<v Speaker 1>we're already out, you know what I mean. He was like,

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<v Speaker 1>we just talked to your wife. She should be back here.

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<v Speaker 1>They're bringing your wife and back.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you have your wife's number?

0:13:49.160 --> 0:13:51.079
<v Speaker 1>I put it on the sheet on Who's gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>me home?

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<v Speaker 2>Right from college Friday night, sixth Street, and so I

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<v Speaker 2>guess they called her. And he was like yeah. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, so how was the glass? He goes, I

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<v Speaker 2>was a pretty good sized piece of glass. He goes.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't fight any eggs though, seventh reference.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, okay, all right, I got it, guys. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't need any eggs. He's like, would you like some water?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like yeah, I sip some water and he's

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<v Speaker 1>like everything went well, man, And he has my foot

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<v Speaker 1>all wrapped up. It's all bandaged, and here come the

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<v Speaker 1>kids and they want to climb up in the bed

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa? Are you in a cast?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dude, you didn't see no. Let me show you.

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<v Speaker 1>This is how I looked. Dude, this is me after

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<v Speaker 1>the surgery.

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<v Speaker 2>Bam. Well you get all because of a piece of Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>look at foot. Look at my foot all wrapped in bandage.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we do that for the Yeah, yes we can.

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<v Speaker 2>Ray it's inside of a hospital. I didn't get legal permission,

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<v Speaker 2>and so then the boys wheeled me out. Dude, that's good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they were real good, helpful. They did start fighting

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<v Speaker 1>over my hair net, so the nurse had to bring

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<v Speaker 1>two extra hairnets so they could all wear them. That

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<v Speaker 1>was a big deal. And they prescribe me some oxy

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I don't need oxy. Guys like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good like and they're like, just take tiling all

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<v Speaker 1>a night. You're gonna be really sore. And I will

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<v Speaker 1>say as I was leaving, they were like, now you're

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<v Speaker 1>free to have some eggs. They let me know that

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<v Speaker 1>eggs were able to be eaten now that I was leaving.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know if you had the tally, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was eight or nine egg references.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing like egg humor.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do want to say that I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if I was over the line, but there was a

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<v Speaker 1>point at the hospital when they're telling me, like before

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<v Speaker 1>there's curtains in between each bed, Okay, what are you

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<v Speaker 1>here for? And I'm like I'm here. They're gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>glass out of my foot and I hear them next door.

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<v Speaker 1>Lady next to me is getting her gallbladder out hot

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<v Speaker 1>and then two down she.

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<v Speaker 2>Said, oh, yeah, I'm here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get a breast reduction at the same spot,

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<v Speaker 1>same spot usually that's a clinics. And the nurse was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>just one or both, and she's like both, that'd look

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<v Speaker 1>a little weird. And she goes and goes and he

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<v Speaker 1>goes yeah, and he goes, she goes, yeah, So we're

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<v Speaker 1>reducing both boobs, and I said, boo.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd love to give my input.

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<v Speaker 1>I did a little boo and no one laughed, and

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, oh man, that's not funny, so then I

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<v Speaker 1>shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't make any So within bed sheets of distance

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<v Speaker 2>away from each other, there was a gallbladder and a

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<v Speaker 2>recently performed boob job.

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<v Speaker 1>No it was about to have because before you go

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<v Speaker 1>in this, I forgot when they were. They asked you

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<v Speaker 1>what you're going you're there for to make sure that

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<v Speaker 1>they are doing the right thing, and that's when I

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<v Speaker 1>said the glass. The one next to me, he said gallbladder,

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<v Speaker 1>the one two down said breast reduction. And I did

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of a boo, and there was no

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<v Speaker 1>laughter from the audience, and I was like, oh, they're

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<v Speaker 1>more into egg jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess what if you would have hit them with

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<v Speaker 2>this reduction.

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<v Speaker 1>A penile implant. And they said, you may be a

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<v Speaker 1>little sore. They wheeled me out to the car and

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna want to take tyle and all and ray.

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<v Speaker 1>I stepped down on my foot to get into the.

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<v Speaker 2>Car til and all. I've never felt so good in

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<v Speaker 2>my life. There is no til and all needed for

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<v Speaker 2>my foot. Man the oxy though, you still want to

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<v Speaker 2>get the oxy cot and you never know down the

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<v Speaker 2>road when you were gonna need it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was walking around that house, Hey, do you got

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<v Speaker 1>a problem?

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<v Speaker 2>You trying to get my pills from me?

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<v Speaker 1>I was walking around the house like there was no

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<v Speaker 1>surgery that had been hat walking around glass and the

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<v Speaker 1>bottom of your foot is absolutely miserable.

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<v Speaker 2>One of my buddies, Oh sorry, sorry, go ahead. One

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<v Speaker 2>my buddies had a problem. And you'd come home from

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<v Speaker 2>the hospital and he'd be ready to buy the stuff

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<v Speaker 2>from you. What was the purple drink stuff? He always

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<v Speaker 2>wanted some of that, and then he always wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's recovered and he's good now, Oh good.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what we like to hear that. He was always

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<v Speaker 2>curious when you were coming home. Man, you've never been

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<v Speaker 2>such a great friend, dude. Thank you so much for

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<v Speaker 2>caring about me. Then you realize it was because you're

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<v Speaker 2>coming home with a pack of pills. Dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I was in such a good mood. I got home

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<v Speaker 1>and I got grabbed the boys on the couch. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, guys, let's watch a movie. Let's watch a movie.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in such a good mood.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a funny movie. Dad, it's still the previous inside joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty minutes in, they're like, Dad, Dad, you're falling asleep.

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<v Speaker 2>Dad. The commercials have started. It's on to the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, oh, sorry, sorry, I'd fall kind of

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<v Speaker 1>wake back up and I'd be falling.

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<v Speaker 2>Asleep, Dad, Dad, your eyes are closed.

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<v Speaker 1>I realized the medicine hadn't worn off, so I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go lay down for a minute. My wife's like, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>go lay down for a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>I shouldn't be around the kids like this. And next

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<v Speaker 2>thing I knew, they were all in the room. They're like, Dad, Dad,

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<v Speaker 2>we brought you some ice cream. I'm like, all right, well,

0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:40.040
<v Speaker 2>you guys went to get ice cream. I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>are we gonna have dinner first? I scream, you scream.

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<v Speaker 2>We all scream for ice cream? So are you kids?

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<v Speaker 2>Are we gonna have dinner first? And like, we are

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<v Speaker 2>your children? Dad? Dad? Who are you guys? And you

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<v Speaker 2>recognize your wife? Yeah? I did?

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<v Speaker 1>And they said, Dad, we went out to dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>You were asleep.

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<v Speaker 1>They went to dinner, went and got ice cream. I

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<v Speaker 1>had no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's why you shouldn't do drugs, kids. No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't do drugs. That was when you were all

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<v Speaker 2>drugged out. That was from the anaesthesia you did anesthesia

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<v Speaker 2>skag and I was like, whoa, that was like one

0:19:12.359 --> 0:19:14.480
<v Speaker 2>tenth of the out of husha that Rogers did. Had

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<v Speaker 2>no idea you seeing frogs and I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember it. It is wild how much you

0:19:20.440 --> 0:19:22.639
<v Speaker 2>fall asleep, Because when Baser would take it for some

0:19:22.680 --> 0:19:25.040
<v Speaker 2>of her procedures, she would not even be able to

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<v Speaker 2>text a sentence and should fall asleep with her phone

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<v Speaker 2>in her hand boom, And I was like, hey, just

0:19:28.920 --> 0:19:30.919
<v Speaker 2>put the cell phone down. That text doesn't even need

0:19:30.960 --> 0:19:34.000
<v Speaker 2>to be sent and then she'd fall not off the

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<v Speaker 2>movie thing should get one scene in nods off. I'm like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>don't even worry about the movie. We're gonna go black screen,

0:19:39.920 --> 0:19:45.200
<v Speaker 2>black room. Nothing's gonna happen. Fall asleep, because as as ambitious, motivated,

0:19:45.240 --> 0:19:48.080
<v Speaker 2>amazing Americans, we still want to live our normal life.

0:19:48.400 --> 0:19:50.440
<v Speaker 2>Just let the meds wear off. Let yourself heal.

0:19:50.600 --> 0:19:53.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let yourself get the sleep you need. Like, don't

0:19:53.160 --> 0:19:54.800
<v Speaker 1>try to fight it. Don't try to watch movies with

0:19:54.800 --> 0:19:56.720
<v Speaker 1>your kids, because then they keep shaking you and waking

0:19:56.720 --> 0:19:58.679
<v Speaker 1>you up. And guess what that does, just annoys you

0:19:58.720 --> 0:19:59.520
<v Speaker 1>and it irritates you.

0:19:59.600 --> 0:20:01.560
<v Speaker 2>Dude, you go in the backyard to play soccer and

0:20:01.600 --> 0:20:03.760
<v Speaker 2>you fall asleep in the backyard in your night gown.

0:20:05.960 --> 0:20:07.679
<v Speaker 2>His bad dad's on drugs.

0:20:07.960 --> 0:20:12.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so the surgery was an absolute smashing success. I

0:20:12.680 --> 0:20:17.239
<v Speaker 1>was bandaged up. But I'll tell you about the rest

0:20:17.280 --> 0:20:18.399
<v Speaker 1>of the weekend right after this.

0:20:18.520 --> 0:20:20.080
<v Speaker 2>They see that all the time on Broadway. Dude, he

0:20:20.200 --> 0:20:24.280
<v Speaker 2>saw that already ten times that day. What glass in

0:20:24.320 --> 0:20:26.520
<v Speaker 2>the foot? You know how many strippers going there on

0:20:26.560 --> 0:20:27.240
<v Speaker 2>a Friday income.

0:20:27.280 --> 0:20:29.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's probably true. I didn't even think about that.

0:20:28.960 --> 0:20:31.120
<v Speaker 2>Class in the foot. That's rudimentary.

0:20:31.200 --> 0:20:36.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, won't really take a break. When we ran back Saturday,

0:20:36.640 --> 0:20:38.440
<v Speaker 1>What time does Justin come to your house?

0:20:39.400 --> 0:20:43.040
<v Speaker 2>Uh? Well, I mean that's the sad part. Man. I

0:20:43.040 --> 0:20:45.919
<v Speaker 2>don't think we want to get into it. Man. Okay,

0:20:46.880 --> 0:20:50.320
<v Speaker 2>his dog passed away, and so we buried his dog

0:20:50.440 --> 0:20:54.399
<v Speaker 2>in the yard. Oh so, I didn't know that was

0:20:54.440 --> 0:20:56.679
<v Speaker 2>gonna be a bit, but you just went in really

0:20:56.760 --> 0:20:58.240
<v Speaker 2>hot and hard. No.

0:20:58.240 --> 0:20:59.879
<v Speaker 1>No, all you have to do is tell me what

0:21:00.320 --> 0:21:01.760
<v Speaker 1>came early.

0:21:01.480 --> 0:21:03.480
<v Speaker 2>Because we were doing that, and so we started the

0:21:03.520 --> 0:21:06.240
<v Speaker 2>drinking at about ten am because it's emotional.

0:21:06.760 --> 0:21:09.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, yeah, that's bad.

0:21:10.720 --> 0:21:12.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, now I feel bad. Yeah. So by eleven am,

0:21:12.760 --> 0:21:16.720
<v Speaker 2>I was six feet deep, six beers deep? Man? Oh man?

0:21:16.720 --> 0:21:17.600
<v Speaker 2>How old was his dog?

0:21:17.720 --> 0:21:17.920
<v Speaker 1>Man?

0:21:18.119 --> 0:21:18.919
<v Speaker 2>Just time to go?

0:21:20.359 --> 0:21:22.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, I didn't even know, Man, I would have

0:21:22.800 --> 0:21:23.400
<v Speaker 1>texted him.

0:21:23.440 --> 0:21:25.720
<v Speaker 2>And he didn't want to do the cremation thing. He wanted.

0:21:25.800 --> 0:21:28.080
<v Speaker 2>He really did always want to do that route, the

0:21:28.119 --> 0:21:30.440
<v Speaker 2>grave route. He didn't have a plot though. He lived

0:21:30.440 --> 0:21:31.960
<v Speaker 2>in an apartment, and I said, hey, we have a

0:21:32.000 --> 0:21:33.879
<v Speaker 2>part of our yard that we're never going to develop.

0:21:34.280 --> 0:21:34.840
<v Speaker 2>Put him there.

0:21:36.040 --> 0:21:38.040
<v Speaker 1>What if you guys end up not being friends in

0:21:38.080 --> 0:21:39.840
<v Speaker 1>six months? Is he come and dig him up.

0:21:40.280 --> 0:21:42.320
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I think we'd always probably be friends. I

0:21:42.320 --> 0:21:44.879
<v Speaker 2>hope something that's the same assumption. I mean, not always.

0:21:44.960 --> 0:21:47.359
<v Speaker 2>I mean friendships in friendships come and go, right, But

0:21:47.400 --> 0:21:50.800
<v Speaker 2>I think we'll honestly own this house forever unless we

0:21:50.840 --> 0:21:52.760
<v Speaker 2>lose our jobs that after four clothes and then yeah,

0:21:52.800 --> 0:21:54.600
<v Speaker 2>then we wouldn't. Then the next guy, I'll have just

0:21:54.600 --> 0:21:55.879
<v Speaker 2>a gravestone at his site.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, So that So did he like call you

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday morning to be like, hey.

0:22:01.280 --> 0:22:03.679
<v Speaker 2>No, we had planned it, we knew it. And so

0:22:03.720 --> 0:22:07.119
<v Speaker 2>the person came over, administered the shots, the same shots

0:22:07.160 --> 0:22:10.119
<v Speaker 2>you got. The dog got, oh, and then we put

0:22:10.200 --> 0:22:11.600
<v Speaker 2>him six feet under man.

0:22:11.640 --> 0:22:12.880
<v Speaker 1>See, I didn't know we were going there.

0:22:12.920 --> 0:22:18.280
<v Speaker 2>Man. Yeah, that's a terrible feeling. That's a terrible dude.

0:22:18.320 --> 0:22:20.960
<v Speaker 2>And then Justin he was drinking like it a little bit. Yeah,

0:22:21.000 --> 0:22:22.959
<v Speaker 2>because how old was the dog? Twelve?

0:22:23.520 --> 0:22:25.680
<v Speaker 1>See, he's been a part of Justin's life. He went

0:22:25.680 --> 0:22:26.760
<v Speaker 1>from Boston to here.

0:22:27.600 --> 0:22:29.840
<v Speaker 2>And we told Justin Justin was hitting it pretty hard,

0:22:29.840 --> 0:22:31.480
<v Speaker 2>and we said, hey, dude, you and your dog can't

0:22:31.480 --> 0:22:35.080
<v Speaker 2>die the exact same day. Calm it down, dude, you

0:22:35.160 --> 0:22:37.960
<v Speaker 2>don't need to put down twenty beers. You really told

0:22:38.040 --> 0:22:40.959
<v Speaker 2>him that. Yeah, we were making jokes like that. That's funny,

0:22:41.840 --> 0:22:45.639
<v Speaker 2>that's funny. But Templeton had a good life. It was

0:22:45.720 --> 0:22:48.680
<v Speaker 2>a good shift, as the hockey announcers would say.

0:22:48.560 --> 0:22:50.600
<v Speaker 1>Or good shift, as the hospital workers would say. They

0:22:50.640 --> 0:22:52.840
<v Speaker 1>just got off their shift. They're on the night first shift,

0:22:52.920 --> 0:22:53.800
<v Speaker 1>in overnight shift.

0:22:53.880 --> 0:22:56.280
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, we started early, and so then we went golfing.

0:22:56.320 --> 0:22:58.640
<v Speaker 2>We did nine Baser picked us up, dropped us off

0:22:58.760 --> 0:23:02.040
<v Speaker 2>nine to nine, dominated him. I mean, I hate to

0:23:02.119 --> 0:23:04.720
<v Speaker 2>use it. It's like whenever somebody you ever have somebody

0:23:04.880 --> 0:23:07.320
<v Speaker 2>near you or close to you die, dude, it's the

0:23:07.359 --> 0:23:09.719
<v Speaker 2>worst because you can't ever reference death or it. I

0:23:09.760 --> 0:23:13.080
<v Speaker 2>was like, well I killed him at golf, dude, you

0:23:13.119 --> 0:23:14.760
<v Speaker 2>can't do any of that shit. I was like, man,

0:23:14.800 --> 0:23:20.359
<v Speaker 2>I buried you, dude. Man I freaking murdered that ball.

0:23:23.080 --> 0:23:24.520
<v Speaker 2>The same thing happened with the other neighbor.

0:23:24.520 --> 0:23:27.359
<v Speaker 1>Hey, that ball's gone, dude, just like, oh.

0:23:27.280 --> 0:23:30.720
<v Speaker 2>No, dude, though our neighbors this is a year ago,

0:23:30.760 --> 0:23:34.520
<v Speaker 2>but our other neighbor's husband passed away tragically, and so

0:23:34.560 --> 0:23:36.680
<v Speaker 2>I'll go over there sometimes. The helper, she's an older lady,

0:23:36.800 --> 0:23:39.160
<v Speaker 2>and Craigslist guys were coming over and I go, hey,

0:23:39.400 --> 0:23:41.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm over here to make sure neither of us get murdered.

0:23:43.840 --> 0:23:45.600
<v Speaker 2>We can't do that. And then she goes, hey, I

0:23:45.640 --> 0:23:47.840
<v Speaker 2>saw you running the other day. Was it hot? I go, yeah,

0:23:47.840 --> 0:23:51.199
<v Speaker 2>I was about to die. I'm telling you, dude, I

0:23:51.240 --> 0:23:53.080
<v Speaker 2>can't avoid it. It's amazing.

0:23:53.200 --> 0:23:56.160
<v Speaker 1>You don't realize how many like dying and death and

0:23:56.240 --> 0:24:00.240
<v Speaker 1>oh it's over. References you make in a day make

0:24:00.240 --> 0:24:02.320
<v Speaker 1>a lot, yeah, because everything ties into that.

0:24:02.520 --> 0:24:04.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And so then we saw that lady again in

0:24:04.160 --> 0:24:05.760
<v Speaker 2>the middle of the road and thank god, for the

0:24:05.760 --> 0:24:07.840
<v Speaker 2>first time ever, I didn't make one reference to death.

0:24:08.040 --> 0:24:13.080
<v Speaker 2>Good so, but yeah, so justin partied golf dominated him through.

0:24:13.160 --> 0:24:16.480
<v Speaker 2>We played skins skagskins. Threw five holes. I was up

0:24:16.520 --> 0:24:18.760
<v Speaker 2>five to nothing. It was already over. We only played nine.

0:24:18.960 --> 0:24:21.119
<v Speaker 2>The most he could do was five to four within

0:24:21.240 --> 0:24:23.080
<v Speaker 2>five holes. I'd put him to sleep.

0:24:26.760 --> 0:24:28.879
<v Speaker 1>So you like he was down in the dumbs and

0:24:28.920 --> 0:24:30.120
<v Speaker 1>you put the dirt on top of him.

0:24:30.160 --> 0:24:32.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, And I said, well, and we decided to

0:24:32.440 --> 0:24:34.040
<v Speaker 2>do the golf after, so you kind of get your

0:24:34.040 --> 0:24:34.800
<v Speaker 2>mind off things.

0:24:35.000 --> 0:24:36.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, But every time the ball went in the hole,

0:24:36.640 --> 0:24:39.520
<v Speaker 1>didn't it feel like the same thing as burying the dog.

0:24:41.560 --> 0:24:46.600
<v Speaker 2>Man too soon? Too soon? Of course, was great out?

0:24:47.320 --> 0:24:50.600
<v Speaker 2>Was it crowded? No, it really wasn't. How emotionally did

0:24:50.720 --> 0:24:53.679
<v Speaker 2>was he able to play golf? Tiger did it. Michael

0:24:53.760 --> 0:24:56.679
<v Speaker 2>Jordan did it after his dad died. Tiger did it

0:24:56.720 --> 0:24:59.920
<v Speaker 2>after he had got divorced. In the Perkins Waitress parking lot.

0:25:00.800 --> 0:25:03.880
<v Speaker 2>He got to compartmentalize, That's what Tiger said. How could

0:25:03.920 --> 0:25:06.840
<v Speaker 2>Tiger eat his fruit roller or is lucky charms in

0:25:06.840 --> 0:25:09.359
<v Speaker 2>the morning of a golf tournament after having an affair

0:25:09.400 --> 0:25:12.800
<v Speaker 2>and his entire life falling apart compartmentalized? He said, And

0:25:12.800 --> 0:25:14.000
<v Speaker 2>that's what Justin's good at.

0:25:14.160 --> 0:25:18.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Okay, So then I saw there's a video of

0:25:18.240 --> 0:25:20.560
<v Speaker 1>you guys like having a hard heart on the porch man.

0:25:20.920 --> 0:25:26.399
<v Speaker 2>So we had actually, we had said before Laura went inside,

0:25:26.440 --> 0:25:29.760
<v Speaker 2>because well we always Baser, we go, hey, we should

0:25:29.800 --> 0:25:32.520
<v Speaker 2>act like we almost made it to the major leagues.

0:25:32.920 --> 0:25:36.080
<v Speaker 2>But just talk real and don't even tell Baser. And

0:25:36.119 --> 0:25:39.800
<v Speaker 2>so Justin goes, yeah, I was I he had played

0:25:40.320 --> 0:25:43.879
<v Speaker 2>semi pro baseball. I mean he played what was it

0:25:43.920 --> 0:25:46.280
<v Speaker 2>was college baseball? For sure, he played comparable to Division

0:25:46.280 --> 0:25:49.720
<v Speaker 2>two baseball. Okay, we're at I don't know, good somewhere

0:25:49.720 --> 0:25:52.159
<v Speaker 2>in no Michigan. It was Grand Valley State, I think, okay, yeah,

0:25:52.200 --> 0:25:54.920
<v Speaker 2>and so then he played on this other team that's

0:25:54.960 --> 0:25:58.399
<v Speaker 2>considered semi pro. Got it, and but I mean that

0:25:58.440 --> 0:25:59.720
<v Speaker 2>was years ago, and he goes, yeah, they want me

0:25:59.760 --> 0:26:01.840
<v Speaker 2>to play, and we're always like, Justin, have they seen

0:26:01.880 --> 0:26:05.679
<v Speaker 2>you in the last two years? You mean we're like

0:26:05.800 --> 0:26:08.280
<v Speaker 2>forty years old. And he's like, yeah, this team wants

0:26:08.280 --> 0:26:11.280
<v Speaker 2>to be what you haven't even thrown a baseball? Okay,

0:26:11.280 --> 0:26:12.919
<v Speaker 2>And so we said when she comes out here, we

0:26:12.960 --> 0:26:15.320
<v Speaker 2>should really lay it on Thick that we almost both

0:26:15.320 --> 0:26:18.479
<v Speaker 2>were played pro baseball, and so we did. Beazer then

0:26:18.520 --> 0:26:21.480
<v Speaker 2>takes the video which you could maybe play the audio. Yeah,

0:26:21.480 --> 0:26:24.400
<v Speaker 2>I saw it somewhere and it was of Justin saying

0:26:24.480 --> 0:26:26.720
<v Speaker 2>that he had signed a minor league baseball contract, which

0:26:26.720 --> 0:26:30.439
<v Speaker 2>he kind of did, and then me saying that I

0:26:30.600 --> 0:26:33.280
<v Speaker 2>kind of played pro as well, but I just got

0:26:33.520 --> 0:26:37.080
<v Speaker 2>I just I don't know, but we was our angle.

0:26:37.200 --> 0:26:39.920
<v Speaker 2>Got it, Yeah, got it? So tell me, like the

0:26:39.960 --> 0:26:42.159
<v Speaker 2>rest of the day we were watching baseball, we had

0:26:42.200 --> 0:26:45.040
<v Speaker 2>hitters going. Obviously Justin Justin didn't get any hits. Mine

0:26:45.080 --> 0:26:47.280
<v Speaker 2>didn't get any hits. Oh my gosh.

0:26:47.320 --> 0:26:49.080
<v Speaker 1>So the dog's dead, the Streak's dead.

0:26:49.200 --> 0:26:51.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, areas he hasn't gotten a hit. And since the

0:26:51.680 --> 0:26:55.920
<v Speaker 2>Clinton administration, Vlad Guerrero finally got a hit. Who's the

0:26:55.960 --> 0:26:59.600
<v Speaker 2>oh gold Schmidt. I mean he's been complete hit So

0:27:00.440 --> 0:27:02.240
<v Speaker 2>guys ain't getting hits. But we go to the All

0:27:02.280 --> 0:27:04.960
<v Speaker 2>Star break at A two, trying to get to fifty

0:27:05.000 --> 0:27:07.760
<v Speaker 2>seven for that five point six million. But yeah, then

0:27:07.800 --> 0:27:11.240
<v Speaker 2>we grilled. We did burgers, jalapeno burgers. We did Brots,

0:27:11.320 --> 0:27:13.440
<v Speaker 2>didn't really love them, never been a broad guy. Oh,

0:27:13.480 --> 0:27:15.520
<v Speaker 2>Broughts are the best, dude. And then we did pork

0:27:15.560 --> 0:27:18.959
<v Speaker 2>missiles with the Glizzies. So we were all set up

0:27:18.960 --> 0:27:21.720
<v Speaker 2>with that and it was just a day of grilling, chilling, fellowship,

0:27:22.840 --> 0:27:24.760
<v Speaker 2>the memories of Templeton and Garcia.

0:27:25.440 --> 0:27:27.280
<v Speaker 1>Are you gonna update the text thread or not?

0:27:27.320 --> 0:27:29.160
<v Speaker 2>What are we doing here? Yeah? Do you want it? Yeah?

0:27:29.280 --> 0:27:31.240
<v Speaker 1>No, we're just talking about you and justin hanging out.

0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:32.359
<v Speaker 2>And there was drama.

0:27:32.480 --> 0:27:35.000
<v Speaker 1>He's the one that invited people to a golf tournament

0:27:35.000 --> 0:27:37.360
<v Speaker 1>that wasn't even happening because the birthday boy couldn't even

0:27:37.400 --> 0:27:37.760
<v Speaker 1>make it.

0:27:37.920 --> 0:27:40.959
<v Speaker 2>So he goes, hey, that text thread I sent you guys?

0:27:41.320 --> 0:27:44.680
<v Speaker 2>You know how it said, Ray and dodd birthday, we're

0:27:44.680 --> 0:27:47.000
<v Speaker 2>gonna go golfing. Yeah, and I wasn't supposed to be

0:27:47.080 --> 0:27:48.880
<v Speaker 2>on it. You were supposed to be on it. Oh,

0:27:49.320 --> 0:27:51.400
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was gonna be the update. He worded

0:27:51.440 --> 0:27:55.720
<v Speaker 2>it weird. The update is apparently it's his birthday in

0:27:55.760 --> 0:27:58.640
<v Speaker 2>a week, and the whole point of the text thread

0:27:58.720 --> 0:28:01.560
<v Speaker 2>is we're gonna go golfing for him his birthday. But

0:28:01.720 --> 0:28:04.520
<v Speaker 2>since in America we're all vain, I thought it was

0:28:04.600 --> 0:28:08.000
<v Speaker 2>about my birthday. I thought it was about my birthday. No,

0:28:08.119 --> 0:28:11.760
<v Speaker 2>you don't. It was for my birthday all along. That's

0:28:11.800 --> 0:28:17.520
<v Speaker 2>why I gave you guys the dates of my birthday

0:28:17.520 --> 0:28:20.120
<v Speaker 2>for your birthday. It wasn't for my birthday. It wasn't

0:28:20.119 --> 0:28:23.679
<v Speaker 2>for Dodd's birthday. It was for his birthday, and we

0:28:23.760 --> 0:28:25.800
<v Speaker 2>made fun of him and thought it was all for

0:28:25.880 --> 0:28:29.879
<v Speaker 2>our own birthdays. I was like, why don't make plans

0:28:29.920 --> 0:28:32.800
<v Speaker 2>for other people's birthday? And I didn't even think, Oh

0:28:32.840 --> 0:28:35.439
<v Speaker 2>my god, Justin and I share a birthday, so he

0:28:35.640 --> 0:28:39.560
<v Speaker 2>should be he could be talking about his birthday. That's hilarious.

0:28:39.760 --> 0:28:42.480
<v Speaker 2>That's a pretty good update. That's a great update, guys.

0:28:42.680 --> 0:28:48.560
<v Speaker 2>Update was Justin was not delusional. And just totally out

0:28:48.800 --> 0:28:52.680
<v Speaker 2>to see to pastor. But he did indeed have his

0:28:52.760 --> 0:28:54.640
<v Speaker 2>own birthday that he was trying to plan for.

0:28:54.880 --> 0:28:57.680
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't Dodds, it wasn't raised, it wasn't mine. It

0:28:57.760 --> 0:28:58.640
<v Speaker 1>was miscommunication.

0:28:59.040 --> 0:29:02.880
<v Speaker 2>That's really for you. Will you wanna know about my Saturday? Ray? Yeah?

0:29:03.000 --> 0:29:03.280
<v Speaker 2>Hit me.

0:29:03.400 --> 0:29:05.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, your Saturday looks so fun.

0:29:05.480 --> 0:29:05.640
<v Speaker 2>Man.

0:29:05.680 --> 0:29:09.080
<v Speaker 1>You guys drinking some you know, bud Heavies or some

0:29:09.160 --> 0:29:14.120
<v Speaker 1>michelob ultras on the back porch, hanging out, relaxing, golfing. Well,

0:29:14.120 --> 0:29:15.800
<v Speaker 1>when I was talking to my wife Friday night after

0:29:15.800 --> 0:29:17.440
<v Speaker 1>the kids went to bed, she was like, oh, by

0:29:17.480 --> 0:29:21.600
<v Speaker 1>the way, baby Box two was sad at dinner because

0:29:21.600 --> 0:29:23.240
<v Speaker 1>he hadn't seen his friends in a while. So I

0:29:23.240 --> 0:29:25.239
<v Speaker 1>sent out an APB and I invited three of his

0:29:25.280 --> 0:29:26.520
<v Speaker 1>friends to come over tomorrow.

0:29:26.760 --> 0:29:28.160
<v Speaker 2>Not when you're on drugs.

0:29:28.560 --> 0:29:31.640
<v Speaker 1>So we're talking five year old, two boys, one girl

0:29:31.680 --> 0:29:33.200
<v Speaker 1>that are coming over on Saturday. And she goes, so

0:29:33.200 --> 0:29:36.920
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna come about ten thirty or eleven, Mike, Great,

0:29:37.120 --> 0:29:37.760
<v Speaker 1>sounds good.

0:29:37.800 --> 0:29:38.400
<v Speaker 2>We'll have fun.

0:29:38.440 --> 0:29:41.720
<v Speaker 1>It'd be a great time. Eleven o'clock eleven oh three,

0:29:41.960 --> 0:29:44.560
<v Speaker 1>first kid shows up with his dad and his older brother.

0:29:44.600 --> 0:29:46.720
<v Speaker 2>What's up? Guys, what's up? What's up? How you doing?

0:29:47.200 --> 0:29:47.760
<v Speaker 2>Come on in.

0:29:49.000 --> 0:29:53.920
<v Speaker 1>Then eleven fifteen, the other boy shows up with his mom. Hey,

0:29:53.960 --> 0:29:55.560
<v Speaker 1>how are you good to see you? Come on in,

0:29:55.680 --> 0:29:59.200
<v Speaker 1>Come on in. Eleven thirty, the girl shows up with

0:29:59.240 --> 0:29:59.720
<v Speaker 1>her mom.

0:30:00.040 --> 0:30:03.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh, welcome, come on. We're hanging out for like an hour,

0:30:03.440 --> 0:30:06.280
<v Speaker 2>hour and fifteen minutes. Are you a fine on drugs?

0:30:06.600 --> 0:30:08.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm not on drugs. I've come down.

0:30:09.200 --> 0:30:09.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm done.

0:30:10.560 --> 0:30:12.440
<v Speaker 1>And we're just hanging out, all sitting around in the

0:30:12.520 --> 0:30:15.320
<v Speaker 1>kitchen talking. The kids are running around, playing in the backyard.

0:30:16.240 --> 0:30:18.040
<v Speaker 1>And then the one dad is like, all right, man,

0:30:18.080 --> 0:30:20.120
<v Speaker 1>I gotta take my older son. He's going to a sleepover,

0:30:20.240 --> 0:30:22.200
<v Speaker 1>so his buddy lives down the street.

0:30:22.240 --> 0:30:24.920
<v Speaker 2>I'll take him. I'll be back though, like all right, man,

0:30:24.960 --> 0:30:26.560
<v Speaker 2>good to see you, man, Good to see you. Cool.

0:30:26.680 --> 0:30:30.320
<v Speaker 1>Cool, And the wives, the women sit around there chatting.

0:30:30.400 --> 0:30:33.480
<v Speaker 1>So I sit around and chat for another hour, and

0:30:33.520 --> 0:30:35.600
<v Speaker 1>then the one's like, oh, I gotta go, you know

0:30:35.640 --> 0:30:36.600
<v Speaker 1>what I mean, taking the daughter.

0:30:36.720 --> 0:30:39.520
<v Speaker 2>She leaves. So we got three kids one mom. Still

0:30:39.640 --> 0:30:41.160
<v Speaker 2>you were chatting them up. That's what they say on

0:30:41.200 --> 0:30:44.440
<v Speaker 2>the Love Life, chatting them up UK. And then.

0:30:45.960 --> 0:30:48.360
<v Speaker 1>One of the boys the dad shows up with his

0:30:48.440 --> 0:30:52.320
<v Speaker 1>older sister and the mom is still there, so they're

0:30:52.400 --> 0:30:54.880
<v Speaker 1>just hanging out. And then the dad that left he

0:30:54.960 --> 0:30:57.360
<v Speaker 1>shows back up. Hey man, he We're sitting around the

0:30:57.400 --> 0:31:02.120
<v Speaker 1>kitchen table for another two hours, talking, talking.

0:31:02.120 --> 0:31:03.880
<v Speaker 2>I set you up to say, chatting them up, chatting

0:31:03.920 --> 0:31:08.120
<v Speaker 2>them up. Crap. And then the mom, one of the

0:31:08.160 --> 0:31:10.680
<v Speaker 2>moms just gonna get some more moms in the equation.

0:31:10.920 --> 0:31:11.880
<v Speaker 2>The mom sausage.

0:31:12.280 --> 0:31:14.040
<v Speaker 1>The mom and daughter are like, well, we got to

0:31:14.080 --> 0:31:16.440
<v Speaker 1>go because we're house sitting. You know, we're dog sitting,

0:31:16.440 --> 0:31:18.080
<v Speaker 1>so we're gonna go take the dog for a walk.

0:31:18.560 --> 0:31:21.680
<v Speaker 1>They leave, So now it's the two dads, me and

0:31:21.720 --> 0:31:24.360
<v Speaker 1>my wife. My wife just disappears, goes to the room

0:31:24.400 --> 0:31:26.840
<v Speaker 1>and hangs out by herself for an hour and a half.

0:31:27.200 --> 0:31:30.640
<v Speaker 1>They were there from eleven until five pm.

0:31:31.720 --> 0:31:35.200
<v Speaker 2>Man, six hours. Love to move by your wife though,

0:31:35.240 --> 0:31:35.960
<v Speaker 2>that's genius.

0:31:36.040 --> 0:31:38.160
<v Speaker 1>No, no, she's the one that set this whole thing up.

0:31:38.200 --> 0:31:39.520
<v Speaker 1>And she's like, I just had to leave finally I

0:31:39.520 --> 0:31:42.080
<v Speaker 1>was tired. I'm like, no, no, you're the one that

0:31:42.120 --> 0:31:46.120
<v Speaker 1>invited these people over. And how unbelievable was it that

0:31:46.440 --> 0:31:49.800
<v Speaker 1>one dad replaced the mom Like they texted each other

0:31:49.840 --> 0:31:51.360
<v Speaker 1>and said, hey, you can should come over now.

0:31:51.560 --> 0:31:55.520
<v Speaker 2>He came over, she left. Unbelievable, and it makes parenting

0:31:55.560 --> 0:31:58.360
<v Speaker 2>easy and fun, right, I mean, you don't want to

0:31:58.400 --> 0:32:00.280
<v Speaker 2>just sit in your own living room with your own

0:32:00.360 --> 0:32:03.959
<v Speaker 2>family and watch your same TV channel every Saturday afternoon

0:32:04.040 --> 0:32:06.760
<v Speaker 2>and the programming now is god awful. No, no, I

0:32:06.840 --> 0:32:07.360
<v Speaker 2>understand that.

0:32:07.560 --> 0:32:09.600
<v Speaker 1>I was thinking they would come over for maybe two

0:32:09.640 --> 0:32:12.400
<v Speaker 1>two and a half hours, and we told another family

0:32:12.440 --> 0:32:14.520
<v Speaker 1>in the neighborhood, hey, you guys want to go to

0:32:14.520 --> 0:32:17.600
<v Speaker 1>the pool around three, and so we had plans to

0:32:17.640 --> 0:32:19.720
<v Speaker 1>be do a pool meet up at three o'clock.

0:32:20.200 --> 0:32:23.240
<v Speaker 2>No show, We no called, no showed because they were

0:32:23.280 --> 0:32:25.200
<v Speaker 2>still there. But it must have been a good time.

0:32:26.520 --> 0:32:29.560
<v Speaker 2>For six hours. That's a lot of chattingham up. That's

0:32:29.600 --> 0:32:30.680
<v Speaker 2>a lot of chatting them up.

0:32:30.720 --> 0:32:33.160
<v Speaker 1>And they finally leave and then I'm like, guys, we

0:32:33.240 --> 0:32:35.320
<v Speaker 1>gotta go because the family that we were meeting at

0:32:35.320 --> 0:32:37.480
<v Speaker 1>the pool, we were gonna go to the pool.

0:32:37.240 --> 0:32:37.960
<v Speaker 2>Three to five.

0:32:38.400 --> 0:32:40.760
<v Speaker 1>Then we were headed to their crib because we were

0:32:40.760 --> 0:32:43.720
<v Speaker 1>gonna grill some pork.

0:32:43.800 --> 0:32:47.440
<v Speaker 2>Missiles, dude, glizzies are in everybody's doing that now, and.

0:32:47.400 --> 0:32:49.000
<v Speaker 1>So we were like, we gotta hurry up and get

0:32:49.000 --> 0:32:50.280
<v Speaker 1>over there and by the time we got over there,

0:32:50.320 --> 0:32:52.920
<v Speaker 1>it's five forty. We're forty minutes late because we couldn't

0:32:52.920 --> 0:32:54.200
<v Speaker 1>get these people out of our house.

0:32:54.800 --> 0:32:55.800
<v Speaker 2>So we go over there.

0:32:56.120 --> 0:32:59.440
<v Speaker 1>They got the margarita's going. They got the margarita machines,

0:33:00.240 --> 0:33:02.200
<v Speaker 1>frozen watermelon margaritas.

0:33:02.680 --> 0:33:05.760
<v Speaker 2>We're drinking those. The kids are running around being crazy,

0:33:05.840 --> 0:33:08.000
<v Speaker 2>got the wings on the grill. They got a fence

0:33:08.040 --> 0:33:09.560
<v Speaker 2>or you worry about kids you going in traffic.

0:33:09.960 --> 0:33:12.040
<v Speaker 1>They have a fence in the backyard, but they I

0:33:12.080 --> 0:33:13.479
<v Speaker 1>think the kids are in the front yard. They were

0:33:13.480 --> 0:33:15.920
<v Speaker 1>digging for rocks and coming back and look at this rock.

0:33:16.000 --> 0:33:18.200
<v Speaker 1>I found not sure if they were digging across.

0:33:17.960 --> 0:33:20.520
<v Speaker 2>The street where they're was that old man John's.

0:33:20.640 --> 0:33:22.400
<v Speaker 1>There was construction on the house. I don't know where

0:33:22.440 --> 0:33:23.960
<v Speaker 1>they were getting the rocks, but they were everywhere.

0:33:24.440 --> 0:33:27.400
<v Speaker 2>The construction crew is gonna be missing some rocks this morning.

0:33:27.920 --> 0:33:31.600
<v Speaker 1>And we did the glizzies, you know, the pork missiles,

0:33:31.640 --> 0:33:32.400
<v Speaker 1>did the wooking them.

0:33:32.400 --> 0:33:34.960
<v Speaker 2>Are you watching? Are you observing or I'm just observing

0:33:35.000 --> 0:33:36.400
<v Speaker 2>all the dad's putting in their input.

0:33:36.560 --> 0:33:38.640
<v Speaker 1>No, No, it's just me and two other dads, like

0:33:38.840 --> 0:33:40.280
<v Speaker 1>the dad that lives there and another dad.

0:33:40.200 --> 0:33:41.040
<v Speaker 2>That lives down the street.

0:33:41.240 --> 0:33:43.360
<v Speaker 1>I got my foot propped up on a chair, dude,

0:33:43.360 --> 0:33:45.160
<v Speaker 1>because I've been on my foot all day. I'm just

0:33:45.160 --> 0:33:49.160
<v Speaker 1>supposed to raise it above my heart. And he's cooking

0:33:49.160 --> 0:33:51.960
<v Speaker 1>on the grill. We're sitting out there talking, having some margaritas,

0:33:51.960 --> 0:33:54.880
<v Speaker 1>having a good old time. Kids are running around. Then

0:33:54.920 --> 0:33:59.040
<v Speaker 1>we eat wings and uh the kids eat some pork missiles.

0:33:59.080 --> 0:34:02.040
<v Speaker 2>They're running around. Only about nine thirty we head home

0:34:02.640 --> 0:34:07.720
<v Speaker 2>as a night. Yeah, we were going from eleven until

0:34:07.760 --> 0:34:09.800
<v Speaker 2>like nine to thirty. You know what, I totally forgot.

0:34:09.880 --> 0:34:12.040
<v Speaker 2>Jessica came over at like some point during the day,

0:34:12.040 --> 0:34:15.640
<v Speaker 2>at round six. What about Angelina? No, she didn't. She's

0:34:16.960 --> 0:34:19.360
<v Speaker 2>off the radar at the moment. They just need a

0:34:19.400 --> 0:34:21.440
<v Speaker 2>little time away from each other. Yeah. But when he

0:34:21.480 --> 0:34:23.839
<v Speaker 2>needed her as the most, no, no, she sent him

0:34:23.840 --> 0:34:26.400
<v Speaker 2>a message. Oh shit. Yeah. That was all good. Yeah,

0:34:26.440 --> 0:34:29.160
<v Speaker 2>but careful though with the drinking, because when we had

0:34:29.200 --> 0:34:31.759
<v Speaker 2>Jessica over, we had a couple too many and we played, uh,

0:34:32.719 --> 0:34:35.800
<v Speaker 2>played the game Mary kill oh no with the old

0:34:36.000 --> 0:34:39.719
<v Speaker 2>neighbor women who we'd pick. That's fun. And so I said,

0:34:39.760 --> 0:34:43.719
<v Speaker 2>Mary Carol, she's seventy. I said, this one lady movement out,

0:34:43.760 --> 0:34:48.959
<v Speaker 2>I said, kill that big old girl. And then, dude,

0:34:49.040 --> 0:34:52.640
<v Speaker 2>don't get to drinking with the neighbors. We weren't drinking

0:34:52.960 --> 0:34:56.440
<v Speaker 2>with the big old girls and the and the and

0:34:56.480 --> 0:34:58.560
<v Speaker 2>the elderly in the community. Oh.

0:34:58.680 --> 0:35:01.239
<v Speaker 1>And so then we're sitting there Sunday, you know, Saturday night,

0:35:01.280 --> 0:35:03.279
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like talking about how those people were at

0:35:03.320 --> 0:35:05.160
<v Speaker 1>the house for six hours. I mean, I've never seen

0:35:05.200 --> 0:35:07.239
<v Speaker 1>a playdate that long, if you want to drop your

0:35:07.280 --> 0:35:07.879
<v Speaker 1>kids off for that.

0:35:07.840 --> 0:35:10.319
<v Speaker 2>Long, but this daycare session, it was.

0:35:10.280 --> 0:35:12.719
<v Speaker 1>A long time, dude. But Saturday night was so much fun.

0:35:12.760 --> 0:35:14.319
<v Speaker 1>Then they're like, all right, we're gonna go, and they're like, yeah,

0:35:14.320 --> 0:35:16.879
<v Speaker 1>we'll see tomorrow. We'll see tomorrow. And I'm like tomorrow.

0:35:17.080 --> 0:35:18.760
<v Speaker 1>They're like, yeah, we got the party bus tomorrow.

0:35:18.760 --> 0:35:20.880
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, oh, I forgot all about the party

0:35:20.880 --> 0:35:23.360
<v Speaker 2>bus on Sunday. On Sunday, I'll tell you all about

0:35:23.360 --> 0:35:28.359
<v Speaker 2>that right after this. You're wearing me out party bus

0:35:28.360 --> 0:35:30.680
<v Speaker 2>in your forties. Yeah.

0:35:31.040 --> 0:35:34.600
<v Speaker 1>So for the elementary school, they had a spring fundraiser

0:35:35.120 --> 0:35:37.520
<v Speaker 1>and it's like a bunch of silent auction items. This

0:35:37.560 --> 0:35:40.600
<v Speaker 1>happened a couple months ago, and one of them was

0:35:41.480 --> 0:35:46.239
<v Speaker 1>wine tasting for sixteen and some of the people in

0:35:46.280 --> 0:35:48.640
<v Speaker 1>the neighborhood like, dude, we should bid on that. We'll

0:35:48.680 --> 0:35:50.839
<v Speaker 1>get a bus, we'll go to the wine tasting, we'll

0:35:50.880 --> 0:35:51.800
<v Speaker 1>go to dinner afterwards.

0:35:51.840 --> 0:35:53.560
<v Speaker 2>It'll be a big old party. You were trying to

0:35:53.600 --> 0:35:57.040
<v Speaker 2>show out right, I put down four hundred dollars. It

0:35:57.080 --> 0:36:01.239
<v Speaker 2>wasn't me, it was Josh. It's the dad's trying to

0:36:01.280 --> 0:36:01.880
<v Speaker 2>pocket book.

0:36:02.400 --> 0:36:05.040
<v Speaker 1>And he talked to another lady. He's like, should we

0:36:05.040 --> 0:36:07.400
<v Speaker 1>all go in on this? So they start bidding it

0:36:07.440 --> 0:36:10.440
<v Speaker 1>and we win, and so he sent out a calendar invite.

0:36:10.480 --> 0:36:12.400
<v Speaker 1>He's like, what day works best for people?

0:36:12.840 --> 0:36:16.520
<v Speaker 2>None? Whatever day you got, I got something.

0:36:16.800 --> 0:36:19.120
<v Speaker 1>So you're thinking, we're going to go to this nice winery.

0:36:19.200 --> 0:36:21.880
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna have a good wine tasting, fourteen different like

0:36:22.080 --> 0:36:25.240
<v Speaker 1>six or seven different wines, sixteen of us. It's gonna

0:36:25.239 --> 0:36:30.800
<v Speaker 1>be amazing daycare. Turns out it's at a wine store

0:36:30.880 --> 0:36:32.080
<v Speaker 1>in a strip center.

0:36:33.640 --> 0:36:34.760
<v Speaker 2>Man, they got you guys.

0:36:36.880 --> 0:36:40.520
<v Speaker 1>So it's like next to home depot and on the

0:36:40.560 --> 0:36:43.800
<v Speaker 1>other side was a was a Walgreens.

0:36:43.400 --> 0:36:44.919
<v Speaker 2>And on the other side of that is a rock

0:36:44.960 --> 0:36:45.600
<v Speaker 2>climbing wall.

0:36:46.000 --> 0:36:49.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, pickleball in the subway. There's a subway in the

0:36:49.200 --> 0:36:50.279
<v Speaker 1>same Strip Center.

0:36:50.160 --> 0:36:53.680
<v Speaker 2>Every asking Robins, I know that, yeah exactly, and so

0:36:53.760 --> 0:36:55.840
<v Speaker 2>we're laughing. We're laughing our butts off, but we're like,

0:36:55.840 --> 0:36:57.520
<v Speaker 2>all right, so we're gonna get a bus. Well, where'd

0:36:57.520 --> 0:37:01.040
<v Speaker 2>you think the wine country was in Nashville? In there vineyard?

0:37:01.640 --> 0:37:05.439
<v Speaker 2>I think it's it's known for whiskey Arrington Vineyards. Oh see,

0:37:05.480 --> 0:37:07.319
<v Speaker 2>I've never been. I've never been either, but I see

0:37:07.320 --> 0:37:09.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm not I'm not Lance Romance. We thought we.

0:37:09.520 --> 0:37:12.319
<v Speaker 1>Were going to some like vineyard, but it after we

0:37:12.400 --> 0:37:14.600
<v Speaker 1>got the whole thing, the package, it's at a wine

0:37:14.920 --> 0:37:15.840
<v Speaker 1>like it just Ray.

0:37:15.760 --> 0:37:18.759
<v Speaker 2>The vineyard was its next two Vineyard Vines TV T

0:37:18.880 --> 0:37:19.600
<v Speaker 2>shirt company.

0:37:21.760 --> 0:37:24.239
<v Speaker 1>So we invited all these family like couples.

0:37:24.280 --> 0:37:24.919
<v Speaker 2>Here we go.

0:37:25.480 --> 0:37:27.439
<v Speaker 1>The bus is picking us up at are in front

0:37:27.480 --> 0:37:30.600
<v Speaker 1>of my house three o'clock because it's central location on

0:37:30.680 --> 0:37:32.280
<v Speaker 1>a Sunday, on a Sunday.

0:37:32.360 --> 0:37:33.280
<v Speaker 2>Dude, you're nuts.

0:37:33.800 --> 0:37:36.680
<v Speaker 1>I understand that. Nuts nuts.

0:37:36.680 --> 0:37:39.000
<v Speaker 2>You gotta be strict no drinking policy though, too, But

0:37:39.040 --> 0:37:40.680
<v Speaker 2>you can't do that at a wine takes you can't

0:37:40.719 --> 0:37:40.960
<v Speaker 2>do that.

0:37:41.000 --> 0:37:43.480
<v Speaker 1>And then we had made dinner reservations at a restaurant

0:37:43.520 --> 0:37:46.319
<v Speaker 1>down the road after that, like it was gonna be

0:37:46.400 --> 0:37:47.320
<v Speaker 1>a beautiful evening.

0:37:47.360 --> 0:37:48.920
<v Speaker 2>You guys were about to take it deeper than we

0:37:49.000 --> 0:37:49.960
<v Speaker 2>did on Saturday.

0:37:50.280 --> 0:37:54.440
<v Speaker 1>Exactly, dude. This is these people are jones in for

0:37:54.520 --> 0:37:57.120
<v Speaker 1>a good time. This is what parents do. They are

0:37:57.160 --> 0:37:59.160
<v Speaker 1>just like any excuse to get out.

0:37:59.360 --> 0:37:59.879
<v Speaker 2>And so the.

0:37:59.840 --> 0:38:03.719
<v Speaker 1>Party bus is rented, everything's lined up. We got the

0:38:03.760 --> 0:38:08.360
<v Speaker 1>babysitter lined up. Here we go, let's do this. Babysitter

0:38:08.440 --> 0:38:10.080
<v Speaker 1>is going to be there at two forty five because

0:38:10.080 --> 0:38:11.960
<v Speaker 1>the bus is taken, is going to be there at three.

0:38:13.800 --> 0:38:19.360
<v Speaker 1>And we get a text at two o'clock babysitter dog

0:38:20.160 --> 0:38:22.879
<v Speaker 1>is vomiting, has to take it to the emergency vent.

0:38:23.920 --> 0:38:27.400
<v Speaker 2>How does that affect the entire sixteen party bus. It

0:38:27.480 --> 0:38:33.839
<v Speaker 2>affects me. Oh my babysitter. My wife got our babysitter

0:38:34.000 --> 0:38:37.360
<v Speaker 2>got it. So the party still went on, and we're.

0:38:37.200 --> 0:38:39.919
<v Speaker 1>Like, no, this can't be happening. We've had this plan

0:38:40.040 --> 0:38:42.400
<v Speaker 1>for a month and a half, We've had this in

0:38:42.440 --> 0:38:45.000
<v Speaker 1>the books. So what do we do. We pick up

0:38:45.040 --> 0:38:48.920
<v Speaker 1>the phone, call another babysitter. Nope, all right, another babysitter, Nope.

0:38:49.080 --> 0:38:51.800
<v Speaker 1>Why didn't you hit us because you live in the country,

0:38:51.800 --> 0:38:52.400
<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't have made it.

0:38:52.480 --> 0:38:54.080
<v Speaker 2>Dude, We know how to watch a couple babies.

0:38:54.880 --> 0:38:59.160
<v Speaker 1>We called five different babysitters ray and none can make it.

0:38:59.560 --> 0:39:02.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, last second too on a Sunday. They're all Sunday

0:39:02.120 --> 0:39:02.480
<v Speaker 2>fun day.

0:39:02.480 --> 0:39:04.239
<v Speaker 1>And so we looked at each other and we said,

0:39:04.239 --> 0:39:07.960
<v Speaker 1>what do we do? And she goes, well, let's be honest.

0:39:08.360 --> 0:39:11.560
<v Speaker 1>You have a hurt foot. You can't even put a

0:39:11.560 --> 0:39:13.799
<v Speaker 1>shoe on that foot. Do you really want to be

0:39:13.840 --> 0:39:16.560
<v Speaker 1>hobbling around on the bus and in the wine place.

0:39:16.280 --> 0:39:17.080
<v Speaker 2>And then to dinner.

0:39:17.880 --> 0:39:19.880
<v Speaker 1>How about you stay behind and stay with the kids.

0:39:22.040 --> 0:39:24.080
<v Speaker 1>I just took a turn. I looked at my wife.

0:39:24.120 --> 0:39:26.719
<v Speaker 1>I said, so you're telling me all these fifteen other

0:39:26.760 --> 0:39:30.440
<v Speaker 1>people that are going on this adventure. I guess fourteen

0:39:30.440 --> 0:39:33.439
<v Speaker 1>because we would be the fifteenth and sixteenth. I'm gonna

0:39:33.440 --> 0:39:35.920
<v Speaker 1>miss out on this bonding experience and meeting some of

0:39:35.920 --> 0:39:38.640
<v Speaker 1>these new people that I've never met in all the memories.

0:39:39.200 --> 0:39:40.360
<v Speaker 2>You really said that to your wife?

0:39:40.440 --> 0:39:42.840
<v Speaker 1>And I said, you're one hundred percent right, because I

0:39:42.840 --> 0:39:45.720
<v Speaker 1>don't even like wine. Don't even give a crap about wine.

0:39:46.480 --> 0:39:49.240
<v Speaker 1>I was going for the experience. And people start showing

0:39:49.320 --> 0:39:52.080
<v Speaker 1>up at the house and they got roadies and they

0:39:52.080 --> 0:39:54.160
<v Speaker 1>got their own cooler, little coolers full for.

0:39:54.120 --> 0:39:56.040
<v Speaker 2>The bus ride there and the bus ride back. Because

0:39:56.040 --> 0:39:58.360
<v Speaker 2>your spot was the meetup. My spot was the meetup.

0:39:58.400 --> 0:40:01.960
<v Speaker 2>So fifteen times we're not going Hey Mark, Hey, we're

0:40:02.000 --> 0:40:04.600
<v Speaker 2>not going Hey Sarah, how you doing? Yeah it is

0:40:04.680 --> 0:40:06.360
<v Speaker 2>Sunday Funday, We're not going.

0:40:07.200 --> 0:40:09.279
<v Speaker 1>Everybody kept going, hey, dude, are you gonna get dressed?

0:40:09.320 --> 0:40:12.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, godjam, I was just in basketball shorts and

0:40:12.480 --> 0:40:15.400
<v Speaker 1>a T shirt. I was like, can't go. Babysitter canceled

0:40:15.400 --> 0:40:17.400
<v Speaker 1>and they're like, well, you could send one dour house. And

0:40:17.400 --> 0:40:19.640
<v Speaker 1>then the other neighbor's like, you could send one dour house.

0:40:19.840 --> 0:40:22.719
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, your babysitter would murder me if I

0:40:22.800 --> 0:40:27.080
<v Speaker 1>just start dropping kids off at random times. They're like, oh,

0:40:27.120 --> 0:40:29.120
<v Speaker 1>you should, like maybe you should like come down for

0:40:29.160 --> 0:40:31.080
<v Speaker 1>dinner at least, and I'm like no, no, no, guys

0:40:31.120 --> 0:40:34.040
<v Speaker 1>like I'm just gonna to miss out. And then one

0:40:34.120 --> 0:40:35.640
<v Speaker 1>lady she jumps out of the car. She has a

0:40:35.640 --> 0:40:38.759
<v Speaker 1>whole bottle of prosecco. She boo, shoots the cork in

0:40:38.800 --> 0:40:42.120
<v Speaker 1>the air, starts pouring everybody drinks in their mouths. She's like, here,

0:40:42.160 --> 0:40:43.400
<v Speaker 1>opening up, open up.

0:40:43.360 --> 0:40:44.920
<v Speaker 2>Where is this that Miami Beach?

0:40:45.120 --> 0:40:47.200
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like I'm about to head back in. She goes, oh, here,

0:40:47.200 --> 0:40:48.280
<v Speaker 1>will you take the empty bottle.

0:40:48.360 --> 0:40:50.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yeah, it's cash. Thanks.

0:40:50.600 --> 0:40:52.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, it's glass. I don't do glass.

0:40:52.440 --> 0:40:54.640
<v Speaker 2>Okay. Oh I didn't get the joke.

0:40:54.560 --> 0:40:58.560
<v Speaker 1>Like, I was like, I don't do glass. And then

0:40:58.560 --> 0:41:00.239
<v Speaker 1>she goes, oh, I guess since we already drank, Oh,

0:41:00.239 --> 0:41:01.120
<v Speaker 1>we don't need the cups here?

0:41:01.120 --> 0:41:02.680
<v Speaker 2>Will you take the cups too?

0:41:02.840 --> 0:41:04.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm like all right, cool, And then she was like

0:41:04.440 --> 0:41:05.640
<v Speaker 1>and then they got in front of the bus and

0:41:05.680 --> 0:41:07.160
<v Speaker 1>we all take a picture. Like, I'm like, I don't

0:41:07.200 --> 0:41:08.919
<v Speaker 1>need to be in the picture. Guys, Like, I'm not going.

0:41:08.920 --> 0:41:12.160
<v Speaker 1>I got a bump foot. The kids are inside, and

0:41:12.239 --> 0:41:15.000
<v Speaker 1>I just watched them get on the bus and drive

0:41:15.040 --> 0:41:18.360
<v Speaker 1>off to the Strip Mall to go to their wine tasting,

0:41:19.200 --> 0:41:21.120
<v Speaker 1>and then they went to dinner. My wife came rolling

0:41:21.120 --> 0:41:24.000
<v Speaker 1>in about nine o'clock buzzing from the freaking heavens.

0:41:24.080 --> 0:41:26.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh so she went, oh, she went, all right, I

0:41:26.840 --> 0:41:30.080
<v Speaker 2>gol'd have been into this video. I got to stay home, man,

0:41:30.680 --> 0:41:34.480
<v Speaker 2>and just enjoy the day. But were there the dads?

0:41:34.520 --> 0:41:36.160
<v Speaker 2>Did you hit any of them up? Like, hey, any

0:41:36.200 --> 0:41:38.680
<v Speaker 2>of the ladies get a little too crazy? No?

0:41:38.880 --> 0:41:40.840
<v Speaker 1>I I it was already nine o'clock at night, and

0:41:40.880 --> 0:41:42.239
<v Speaker 1>I asked my wife how I was. She goes, oh,

0:41:42.239 --> 0:41:44.680
<v Speaker 1>it's fun, and she goes, I didn't get that drunk.

0:41:44.760 --> 0:41:46.840
<v Speaker 1>But the one dad that did drive over because the

0:41:46.840 --> 0:41:50.040
<v Speaker 1>babysitter was late, him and his wife they walked home

0:41:50.080 --> 0:41:51.720
<v Speaker 1>and said, oh, I'll just get my truck in the morning.

0:41:51.719 --> 0:41:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Because they were a little sauced.

0:41:55.440 --> 0:41:58.440
<v Speaker 2>It carried over to a Monday yeah.

0:41:58.480 --> 0:42:01.319
<v Speaker 1>And then I text I said, how would you rate

0:42:01.360 --> 0:42:06.360
<v Speaker 1>the experience? One to ten and one that there's a doctor.

0:42:07.560 --> 0:42:12.120
<v Speaker 2>She responded, calling all my patients, every appointment's canceled today.

0:42:11.880 --> 0:42:14.560
<v Speaker 1>She said wine tasting was okay. Dinner and hanging out

0:42:14.560 --> 0:42:17.320
<v Speaker 1>with everyone's fun. And then she said what did everyone

0:42:17.360 --> 0:42:20.960
<v Speaker 1>else think? And then and she's one of the organizers,

0:42:20.960 --> 0:42:22.919
<v Speaker 1>she goes, I do have to be honest. I wish

0:42:22.920 --> 0:42:25.319
<v Speaker 1>the organizers found a Saturday though, because I'm getting my

0:42:25.400 --> 0:42:29.240
<v Speaker 1>brain together to see patients this morning is challenging and foggy.

0:42:31.040 --> 0:42:34.720
<v Speaker 1>Then another mom agree, the wine specialists at the wine

0:42:34.719 --> 0:42:36.600
<v Speaker 1>place could have been a little more exciting, but we

0:42:36.640 --> 0:42:39.160
<v Speaker 1>had so much fun than one of the dads.

0:42:39.920 --> 0:42:40.720
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was great.

0:42:40.840 --> 0:42:44.799
<v Speaker 1>The bus was awesome. Going back and forth. Just on

0:42:44.840 --> 0:42:47.080
<v Speaker 1>the bus was worth it alone. That was where the

0:42:47.080 --> 0:42:49.920
<v Speaker 1>real party was. Then another mom, we need to do

0:42:50.000 --> 0:42:52.720
<v Speaker 1>more of these group outings. Then my wife said, yeah,

0:42:53.080 --> 0:42:55.400
<v Speaker 1>I said the same thing. The wine tasting was okay.

0:42:55.840 --> 0:42:57.760
<v Speaker 1>I wish I was sitting at your table for dinner,

0:42:57.880 --> 0:42:59.880
<v Speaker 1>but it was still fun and the bus was a

0:43:00.120 --> 0:43:03.000
<v Speaker 1>right idea. And then the other dad, we don't even

0:43:03.040 --> 0:43:05.720
<v Speaker 1>need a fancy restaurant. Bus just can take us anywhere.

0:43:05.760 --> 0:43:08.960
<v Speaker 1>Anytime you're on a bus, it's like a party. That like,

0:43:09.040 --> 0:43:11.640
<v Speaker 1>that guy reminds me of my time back in Wisconsin.

0:43:12.320 --> 0:43:14.040
<v Speaker 1>And then he thought he was in Madison.

0:43:14.239 --> 0:43:15.160
<v Speaker 2>And then this other.

0:43:15.040 --> 0:43:17.200
<v Speaker 1>Monk goes, I think we need to buy a limo.

0:43:17.760 --> 0:43:19.200
<v Speaker 1>And then one of the dad goes, here's a two

0:43:19.239 --> 0:43:23.480
<v Speaker 1>thousand limo for sale. Shoesh And then I said. They

0:43:23.480 --> 0:43:25.080
<v Speaker 1>said it would have been ten out of ten if

0:43:25.080 --> 0:43:26.560
<v Speaker 1>you would have been there, and I said, yeah, you

0:43:26.600 --> 0:43:27.240
<v Speaker 1>guys all failed.

0:43:27.280 --> 0:43:29.239
<v Speaker 2>The right answer was it was terrible. It would have

0:43:29.239 --> 0:43:31.680
<v Speaker 2>been fun with me, but without me, it was no fun.

0:43:32.480 --> 0:43:34.120
<v Speaker 2>With work. The next day, you probably wouldn't even have

0:43:34.160 --> 0:43:35.920
<v Speaker 2>been drinking. I wouldn't have been hitting it hard. And

0:43:35.960 --> 0:43:38.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't even like wine. Bright day I wasn't gonna

0:43:38.239 --> 0:43:38.960
<v Speaker 2>go hard in the pain.

0:43:39.080 --> 0:43:41.520
<v Speaker 1>But I was excited about going out and enjoying myself

0:43:41.520 --> 0:43:44.040
<v Speaker 1>on a Sunday and at a party bus and having fun.

0:43:44.160 --> 0:43:45.960
<v Speaker 2>And I didn't even get to do it. Man, So

0:43:46.000 --> 0:43:48.120
<v Speaker 2>tell me this though, how much did you fork over

0:43:48.200 --> 0:43:50.680
<v Speaker 2>money wise? Zero dollar? I thought you said you all

0:43:50.680 --> 0:43:51.600
<v Speaker 2>pitched in to try and win.

0:43:51.719 --> 0:43:53.719
<v Speaker 1>They pitched in, and then they didn't pitch.

0:43:53.520 --> 0:43:54.799
<v Speaker 2>In it at all. It was gonna be a free

0:43:54.880 --> 0:43:57.840
<v Speaker 2>ninety nine. It was free ninety nine. I don't believe

0:43:57.840 --> 0:43:59.799
<v Speaker 2>there was three families that bought the thing, and then

0:43:59.840 --> 0:44:02.320
<v Speaker 2>in if I did, all these other people got it. Okay,

0:44:02.360 --> 0:44:04.279
<v Speaker 2>So I thought all the groups had pitched in. I

0:44:04.280 --> 0:44:05.839
<v Speaker 2>thought it was too But I told my wife, I said,

0:44:05.840 --> 0:44:06.920
<v Speaker 2>how much did we had to pay for that? She

0:44:06.960 --> 0:44:09.760
<v Speaker 2>goes nothing. So the other people were just flexing.

0:44:09.840 --> 0:44:11.600
<v Speaker 1>Yes, the three other families were flexing.

0:44:11.680 --> 0:44:15.400
<v Speaker 2>Hey, John, thanks for the low key flexo dollars. So

0:44:15.440 --> 0:44:18.400
<v Speaker 2>they invited all of us and we got to go

0:44:18.680 --> 0:44:20.680
<v Speaker 2>all right. So the fact you didn't invest the money,

0:44:20.719 --> 0:44:22.480
<v Speaker 2>I guess then it's just like, yeah, we're not gonna go.

0:44:22.520 --> 0:44:25.040
<v Speaker 2>I mean cause those other three families that paid it

0:44:25.080 --> 0:44:25.640
<v Speaker 2>was their.

0:44:25.560 --> 0:44:27.880
<v Speaker 1>Thing, their thing, it was their thing, and one of

0:44:27.880 --> 0:44:29.480
<v Speaker 1>the wise when I was like, I'm not going I mean,

0:44:29.480 --> 0:44:30.920
<v Speaker 1>I thought she was gonna cry, she goes.

0:44:31.000 --> 0:44:33.439
<v Speaker 2>I'm so sad right now? Is she gonna do make out?

0:44:33.600 --> 0:44:35.759
<v Speaker 1>I was like, girl, we're we're not hooking up, so

0:44:35.840 --> 0:44:36.360
<v Speaker 1>let's relax.

0:44:36.480 --> 0:44:38.840
<v Speaker 2>You tell her you're married. Well, she was there with

0:44:38.880 --> 0:44:42.799
<v Speaker 2>her husband anytime. One of the fellow parents is like,

0:44:42.880 --> 0:44:47.680
<v Speaker 2>super sad. You didn't go like you have a family. Yeah,

0:44:47.680 --> 0:44:50.160
<v Speaker 2>it's a little strange. I'm I'm sorry. I don't know.

0:44:51.760 --> 0:44:52.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what to say.

0:44:52.920 --> 0:44:54.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like, all right, would.

0:44:54.440 --> 0:44:56.359
<v Speaker 2>You did any of them come in when your wife

0:44:56.400 --> 0:44:58.680
<v Speaker 2>came in at nine? No? No, they all stumbled home,

0:44:58.760 --> 0:45:01.439
<v Speaker 2>she said. One of the women kisses you. She comes

0:45:01.440 --> 0:45:04.839
<v Speaker 2>in like, oh, sorry, wrong house, wrong house. Sorry. Did

0:45:04.840 --> 0:45:06.759
<v Speaker 2>that guy that left his cars? Did they sleep you

0:45:06.760 --> 0:45:07.279
<v Speaker 2>guy's house?

0:45:07.360 --> 0:45:09.400
<v Speaker 1>No, they walked there three blocks home to their house.

0:45:09.560 --> 0:45:11.839
<v Speaker 1>Got it and uh, I guess he came and got

0:45:11.880 --> 0:45:12.360
<v Speaker 1>it in the morning.

0:45:12.360 --> 0:45:16.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how embarrassing. Forty something Monday morning. You

0:45:16.480 --> 0:45:18.279
<v Speaker 2>gotta get your vehicle, like I.

0:45:18.360 --> 0:45:20.719
<v Speaker 1>Gotta go get the truck man. He literally he told

0:45:20.760 --> 0:45:21.920
<v Speaker 1>my wife when he got to the bus He's like,

0:45:21.960 --> 0:45:22.839
<v Speaker 1>I think we're gonna walk home.

0:45:22.840 --> 0:45:26.080
<v Speaker 2>I'll just get my truck in the morning. He's walking

0:45:26.120 --> 0:45:28.960
<v Speaker 2>at five am. The birds are out, and he's getting

0:45:28.960 --> 0:45:32.040
<v Speaker 2>his truck doing the walk of shame. Dude, get back

0:45:32.040 --> 0:45:34.000
<v Speaker 2>to your neighborhood, Get back to your nine to five.

0:45:34.080 --> 0:45:37.680
<v Speaker 2>What are these families doing, dude? Just wild? That is great?

0:45:37.719 --> 0:45:39.440
<v Speaker 2>And then what part of town was it that it

0:45:39.520 --> 0:45:43.399
<v Speaker 2>took you guys? South of town? Uh? Yeah, And then

0:45:43.680 --> 0:45:46.040
<v Speaker 2>he replied he thinking it was at fruit of mcdogal

0:45:46.080 --> 0:45:47.400
<v Speaker 2>for a name, he goes.

0:45:47.719 --> 0:45:50.640
<v Speaker 1>One of the dads goes, man, those lesbians were a

0:45:50.640 --> 0:45:56.319
<v Speaker 1>lot of fun. What And then mom goes, they weren't lesbians,

0:45:56.480 --> 0:45:59.160
<v Speaker 1>they were just friends. One of the husbands couldn't come,

0:45:59.200 --> 0:46:00.880
<v Speaker 1>so she brought up friend and he goes, oh.

0:46:00.719 --> 0:46:06.080
<v Speaker 2>My man, good upgrade. Oh s, lesbians were a lot

0:46:06.120 --> 0:46:08.520
<v Speaker 2>of fun. I bet you missed out on some stuff

0:46:08.600 --> 0:46:08.920
<v Speaker 2>I met.

0:46:08.920 --> 0:46:10.960
<v Speaker 1>I missed out on a lot. I guarantee you. My

0:46:11.000 --> 0:46:12.719
<v Speaker 1>wife didn't tell me half of it. She's not a

0:46:12.800 --> 0:46:15.239
<v Speaker 1>very good storyteller. She doesn't have a good she doesn't

0:46:15.239 --> 0:46:18.319
<v Speaker 1>take mental notes of everything like I do. Oh, we'll

0:46:18.320 --> 0:46:18.759
<v Speaker 1>take a break.

0:46:18.800 --> 0:46:22.520
<v Speaker 2>We'll be right back. Because let's be real that many

0:46:23.680 --> 0:46:26.800
<v Speaker 2>not just to play the numbers. What you said, sixteen

0:46:26.840 --> 0:46:29.239
<v Speaker 2>people right in couples. There had to have been one

0:46:29.280 --> 0:46:31.439
<v Speaker 2>that got pissed. There had to be some kind of fight,

0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:33.719
<v Speaker 2>had been some fight. There had to have been some

0:46:33.760 --> 0:46:35.160
<v Speaker 2>guy that got a little handsy.

0:46:35.320 --> 0:46:37.040
<v Speaker 1>There had to be something that got too drunk and

0:46:37.040 --> 0:46:39.440
<v Speaker 1>the spouse was mad at that person for getting a

0:46:39.480 --> 0:46:40.239
<v Speaker 1>little too drunk.

0:46:40.320 --> 0:46:43.560
<v Speaker 2>There's no way everybody was just a perfect person. It wasn't.

0:46:43.840 --> 0:46:46.359
<v Speaker 1>It couldn't have been smooth sailing. There's no way it

0:46:46.400 --> 0:46:47.760
<v Speaker 1>was smooth sailing the whole trip.

0:46:47.840 --> 0:46:50.200
<v Speaker 2>Like one of the guys takes a pee outside the bus.

0:46:50.080 --> 0:46:53.680
<v Speaker 1>Or something something in the parking lot. Anything, but that

0:46:53.800 --> 0:46:55.959
<v Speaker 1>was my weekend man, So yeah, it was a lot.

0:46:56.200 --> 0:46:58.320
<v Speaker 2>You don't think they played with that empty Proseco bottle

0:46:58.360 --> 0:47:00.160
<v Speaker 2>they played Spin the bottle on the way back to you? No,

0:47:00.200 --> 0:47:02.919
<v Speaker 2>because I took it inside, dude. Good thing. If there's

0:47:02.960 --> 0:47:05.719
<v Speaker 2>ever a bottle sitting around, it lends itself to spin

0:47:05.800 --> 0:47:06.200
<v Speaker 2>the bottle.

0:47:06.320 --> 0:47:08.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, spin the bottle. That's good stuff. That was a

0:47:08.960 --> 0:47:13.120
<v Speaker 1>good game back in the day. Wild what a weird game.

0:47:13.200 --> 0:47:14.000
<v Speaker 1>Who invented that?

0:47:15.239 --> 0:47:18.560
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's basically it doesn't make its way past college.

0:47:19.239 --> 0:47:20.440
<v Speaker 2>I mean When was the last time you played to

0:47:20.440 --> 0:47:24.440
<v Speaker 2>spin the bottle because you can't as an adult. You're no,

0:47:24.480 --> 0:47:27.520
<v Speaker 2>you don't do it at risk kissing a dude. Well, no,

0:47:28.840 --> 0:47:30.799
<v Speaker 2>some people play it if it lands on a dude,

0:47:30.800 --> 0:47:31.479
<v Speaker 2>you kiss a dude.

0:47:31.520 --> 0:47:35.520
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm not playing the way Calloway plays. Okay, I'm

0:47:35.560 --> 0:47:38.400
<v Speaker 1>just not. I just can't do it. But yeah, that

0:47:38.480 --> 0:47:39.000
<v Speaker 1>was about it.

0:47:39.080 --> 0:47:42.160
<v Speaker 2>Man. You play where it has to land on the

0:47:42.160 --> 0:47:46.160
<v Speaker 2>opposite sex. Yeah, we play lands on a dude, lands

0:47:46.160 --> 0:47:47.840
<v Speaker 2>on a dude. That's how you guys do it in Michigan.

0:47:47.920 --> 0:47:49.759
<v Speaker 1>You also thought the coach is getting naked was normal

0:47:49.760 --> 0:47:51.799
<v Speaker 1>because your coaches got naked and came in the locker room.

0:47:51.920 --> 0:47:52.399
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:47:53.080 --> 0:47:54.680
<v Speaker 1>And I think there was some guy on Facebook. It

0:47:54.719 --> 0:47:56.640
<v Speaker 1>was his birthday, Alex heat. I don't know when his

0:47:56.680 --> 0:47:59.359
<v Speaker 1>birthday was, but he's a big fan. He's never nice

0:47:59.400 --> 0:48:01.840
<v Speaker 1>to us, but he wanted a happy birthday, so happy birthday.

0:48:02.120 --> 0:48:05.080
<v Speaker 1>I think it was just this past weekend. But yeah,

0:48:05.320 --> 0:48:08.400
<v Speaker 1>and then also I got another email. I'd be remiss

0:48:08.440 --> 0:48:10.840
<v Speaker 1>if I didn't mention that Landon Loker is also qualified

0:48:10.880 --> 0:48:15.040
<v Speaker 1>to address foot injuries. Bay dropped a beer glass bottle

0:48:15.120 --> 0:48:18.640
<v Speaker 1>near Loker's pool. This was against the rules. The glass

0:48:18.760 --> 0:48:21.520
<v Speaker 1>hit her and cut her ankle. Landon jumped up and

0:48:21.560 --> 0:48:24.479
<v Speaker 1>stopped the bleeding with a mowana band aid.

0:48:24.920 --> 0:48:25.560
<v Speaker 2>She lived.

0:48:25.760 --> 0:48:27.640
<v Speaker 1>Take a few shots and the pain will go away,

0:48:27.680 --> 0:48:29.400
<v Speaker 1>and you will live, Nurse Brandy.

0:48:29.800 --> 0:48:32.560
<v Speaker 2>There we go, guys, let's go to cans. This is

0:48:32.600 --> 0:48:35.200
<v Speaker 2>a little too much with the glass we ever got

0:48:35.239 --> 0:48:39.040
<v Speaker 2>at Bell's Bluff One time a dude had coronas out there.

0:48:39.680 --> 0:48:44.480
<v Speaker 2>Freaking Ruiz went and went off on the dude. Last

0:48:44.520 --> 0:48:46.799
<v Speaker 2>time anybody ever brought glass to the pool, I will say.

0:48:46.840 --> 0:48:48.319
<v Speaker 1>I used to think, Oh, what's the big deal if

0:48:48.320 --> 0:48:49.200
<v Speaker 1>you have glass at the pool?

0:48:49.200 --> 0:48:50.879
<v Speaker 2>Who cares? Now? I know? Never?

0:48:51.120 --> 0:48:53.520
<v Speaker 1>Glass should never be anywhere anywhere. No one should ever

0:48:53.600 --> 0:48:56.719
<v Speaker 1>drink from glass ever again. Ever, did not realize how

0:48:56.800 --> 0:48:57.719
<v Speaker 1>dangerous glass could be.

0:48:57.800 --> 0:49:00.799
<v Speaker 2>Contrary opinion, I think ultras better in a can than

0:49:00.800 --> 0:49:03.160
<v Speaker 2>in a bottle. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm not a fan

0:49:03.239 --> 0:49:07.320
<v Speaker 2>of bottles. I think everything tastes better as a draft

0:49:07.400 --> 0:49:09.920
<v Speaker 2>and a can than in a bottle. Interesting.

0:49:10.000 --> 0:49:11.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I have no idea. I don't know the answers.

0:49:12.080 --> 0:49:14.479
<v Speaker 2>Ray, I don't drink anymore, all.

0:49:14.440 --> 0:49:16.600
<v Speaker 1>Right, man, have a great Monday. Yeah, I thought it

0:49:16.640 --> 0:49:17.160
<v Speaker 1>was a good pot.

0:49:17.400 --> 0:49:19.440
<v Speaker 2>We covered everything except for you went a little too

0:49:19.480 --> 0:49:22.680
<v Speaker 2>hot and hit heavy with hanging out with Justin's No,

0:49:22.760 --> 0:49:25.240
<v Speaker 2>the whole basis of us hanging out was the passing

0:49:25.239 --> 0:49:26.920
<v Speaker 2>of ten. How would I know that? That's why I

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<v Speaker 2>tried to give you a heads up and he just

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<v Speaker 2>kept saying, so what do you guys do? I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know why you wanted to know so well.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you said there was an update, so it is

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<v Speaker 1>obviously there.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it now. You were connecting the birthday update

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<v Speaker 2>and us hanging out as an update, but it wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>an update. It was just eating pork us pork missiles

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<v Speaker 2>and doing some Memory Lane.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's my fault. That's my fault.

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<v Speaker 2>And making Bazer think we almost played in the major leagues.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>He ended up staying the night too.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, Yeah, he wasn't good to drive good.

0:49:55.239 --> 0:49:57.560
<v Speaker 2>He stayed upstairs. He's up there playing video games till

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<v Speaker 2>four am. Me and Beazer slept till new on Sunday. Whoa,

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<v Speaker 2>it's the latest I've slept in ten years. Dude.

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<v Speaker 1>My kids, let me tell you, they slept till eight

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<v Speaker 1>thirty on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good for kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Unbelievable that's how much they were worn out from the kids,

0:50:11.719 --> 0:50:13.920
<v Speaker 1>all the kids being over there on Saturday, then us

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<v Speaker 1>going over to the neighbors and making pork missiles eight

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<v Speaker 1>thirty in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I was shocked. Shocked. Yeah, yeah, I wonder how my

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<v Speaker 2>wife's feeling this morning. I'll ask her if they played

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<v Speaker 2>F Mary Kill. Okay, I'm telling you people, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>married people in neighborhoods, it's like the easiest game to play.

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<v Speaker 2>It's everybody riled up. It was a blast, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>other otherwise, what else are you gonna play? You know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean? Yeah, that's a great one. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna send a text right now, I'm gonna send

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<v Speaker 1>a text let's play F Mary Kill.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm gonna get their reactions because it really gets

0:50:47.880 --> 0:50:49.759
<v Speaker 2>them going, because then they'll be like, oh really.

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<v Speaker 1>That big old girl, and right, yeah, you can end it.

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<v Speaker 1>Day we already boasted. Yeah, just stop it. They're good.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think that was a good choice though? I

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<v Speaker 2>said I'd marry the seventy year old. Yeah, it's probably

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<v Speaker 2>secure because she's already retired. Yeah, so then I don't

0:51:06.520 --> 0:51:09.360
<v Speaker 2>have to you know, she'll take care of you. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like she's secure, you know. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>On Wednesday, we got to talk about Big Brother.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not watching it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, are you gonna stop the recording?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Man,