Speaker 1: Literally a kindergarten operation. That's what we are. We're kindergarten operation.
Speaker 2: Don't know what you're referring to, you trying to set
Speaker 2: up YouTube live.
Speaker 1: I mean, it probably hurts us more than it helps
Speaker 1: us when you just put it up and you have
Speaker 1: the camera on one of us, you have your iPhone
Speaker 1: propped up by your wallet, like we look like freaking kindergarteners.
Speaker 1: Like there are middle schoolers that have a better podcast
Speaker 1: like video equipment than what we do. I'm just telling
Speaker 1: you that right now. But that's okay.
Speaker 2: Oh so you're gonna say that, and I don't think
Speaker 2: it's actually correct. There are middle schoolers right now that
Speaker 2: have access to podcasting equipment and they have a podcast
Speaker 2: that exists.
Speaker 1: They probably have a better camera than we do. Yes,
Speaker 1: they probably have a better set up camera wise than
Speaker 1: we do.
Speaker 2: Well, what you gotta worry about with these kids? Now?
Speaker 2: They're all streaming. So that's if I'm in a public space.
Speaker 2: I get it. I'm in a public plot place, okay,
Speaker 2: But the thing is, you need to notify me that
Speaker 2: you're streaming because you're you're at you're at the mall.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, you're part of some streamer thing
Speaker 2: we're streaming. Notify people, listen, kidd, I didn't give you
Speaker 2: my damn permission to stream. Get that camera out of
Speaker 2: my face. It's not the old days where we take
Speaker 2: a picture. Now they're streaming. Everything's live.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I just noticed that, Like I look at
Speaker 1: like Morgan's you know, feeling personally, feelings hurt.
Speaker 2: No, Morgan's is, I'm personal, Amy's is feeling yourself.
Speaker 1: Well, their cameras are freaking phenomenal.
Speaker 2: Well, they paid one thousand dollars. They didn't. Yeah, those
Speaker 2: are those high tech cameras that Eddie used to have.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they just I thought they just used
Speaker 1: their phone. Hell no, so you're telling me Morgan uses
Speaker 1: a nice camera.
Speaker 2: Not her phone, thousand dollars camera.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna text her and I'm gonna find out the answer.
Speaker 2: So until you give up one thousand dollars like that, ray,
Speaker 2: you're gonna have to come pryor from my cold dead.
Speaker 1: A good meet the parents' reference.
Speaker 2: So there ain't no camera in any world or any
Speaker 2: universe that you're gonna pay a thousand dollars for and
Speaker 2: be cool with. Can you imagine it? You get mad?
Speaker 2: At me using my own phone, using my own stuff,
Speaker 2: spending no money. If I had one of those cameras, right, Ray,
Speaker 2: Ray is ever? Are you good with that camera? Okay? Cool?
Speaker 2: Is the tripod secured? Okay? Good? Careful with the door?
Speaker 2: We paid one thousand dollars for that camera. Can you
Speaker 2: imagine us down on Broadway with drunk people than dollars camera?
Speaker 1: No, because we don't even know with your phone, so
Speaker 1: why would we do it with your camera?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we are after the break. MLB has their All
Speaker 2: Star break. We had our All Star Break fourth of July.
Speaker 2: Let's go. We're doing all video. Now. We'll do more
Speaker 2: video than audio. We'll have more content video than we
Speaker 2: will audio in the second half, and you can guarantee it.
Speaker 1: Jack Well, I mean, we don't even have good audio content,
Speaker 1: so what are we gonna do video wise? We gotta
Speaker 1: have good video content. We're not gonna do both. I mean, hey,
Speaker 1: here's some crappy video content to go along with our
Speaker 1: crappy audio content. Great podcast guys.
Speaker 2: Have you seen what those streamers do? No, I don't
Speaker 2: watch any of that crap. It's on X. It just
Speaker 2: pops up and I see clips of it. They set
Speaker 2: off fireworks in other streamers houses and it ends up
Speaker 2: being a great stream But you risk blowing up their house,
Speaker 2: you risk catching it on fire. The guy snuck into
Speaker 2: the other streamers. All these streamers have mansions. So it'd
Speaker 2: be like, I'm streaming. Who's a streamer? We're at war
Speaker 2: with now, Pat McAfee, we're challenging them.
Speaker 1: No, he's a I don't consider him a stream he's.
Speaker 2: Not a streamer, so kay scent. Yes, So it would
Speaker 2: be like you and me going, wait, what does he do?
Speaker 2: I think they just stream? But what is he streaming? Them?
Speaker 2: Just sitting on a lazy boy. And so we would
Speaker 2: go into these streamer's house with fireworks and set them
Speaker 2: off and then but we stream it. Okay, I have
Speaker 2: no idea.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that because I don't have enough
Speaker 1: money to pay for someone's house.
Speaker 2: But but we're at the point. Now somebody comes up.
Speaker 2: They started interviewing. Wait a second, you stream notify me
Speaker 2: you're streaming before we're doing this. You're in public. You
Speaker 2: know your kids got his phone out in your face?
Speaker 2: Are we streaming? Get back? You know it isn't not
Speaker 2: back in the day, they're always live bathroom. You're in
Speaker 2: there draining your lizard kids streaming? Probably what about that
Speaker 2: guy he just ran into it when we were coming
Speaker 2: out of the bathroom. Was he streaming? Who knows he
Speaker 2: had his phone out?
Speaker 1: No, you just got a phone call because he stepped
Speaker 1: back out and goes, sorry, I just walked in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Was he streaming?
Speaker 1: He was gonna try to stream, but he had to
Speaker 1: he got interrupted pre stream because the phone call. But
Speaker 1: my question is when he answered the phone, why did
Speaker 1: he say, oh, sorry, I was just stepping in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: All you had to do is say hello.
Speaker 2: Well, they don't know you guys almost went mouth to
Speaker 2: mouth and then as I'm going out of the door,
Speaker 2: he was still in the doorway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he thought he was gonna be a quick phone
Speaker 1: call obviously. Okay, yeah, we better start the show man
Speaker 1: because we got so much to get to. I don't
Speaker 1: know what you did this weekend, but I saw you
Speaker 1: and justin basically making out on the back porch.
Speaker 2: We took it pretty deep.
Speaker 1: Can't wait to hear about it.
Speaker 2: Well, half of its sad, but yeah, oh but then
Speaker 2: there's also an update in the birthday text thread drama.
Speaker 2: It's huge can't wait. Ray, don't get political? Huge, Oh,
Speaker 2: I see what you mean.
Speaker 1: I was like political, How is that political?
Speaker 2: Got it? They all got their sayings. Now all right,
Speaker 2: we're gonna do it live. Oh the one two sore loser?
Speaker 2: What up? Everybody?
Speaker 1: I am lunchbox and I know the most about sports.
Speaker 1: So I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
Speaker 1: because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2: Y'all. It's Hiss and Ray Mundo. I'm from the North.
Speaker 2: I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the North Side
Speaker 2: in Nashville with my wife Baser. In the country. You
Speaker 2: have two point two acres no corn. A lot of
Speaker 2: the farmers and ranchers around us due but we don't
Speaker 2: two point two acres. At Vanderbilt Electrophysiology Unit, Justin should
Speaker 2: be checking on them regularly. I'll have to see if
Speaker 2: they're doing okay and then die of a heart attack
Speaker 2: when I'm seventy two. Over to you, man, Over to you.
Speaker 2: What day did Justin come over to your house on Wednesday? No?
Speaker 2: It was on Saturday? Okay, thank you? All right.
Speaker 1: Then we'll get to that later. Well, we'll get to
Speaker 1: my whole. I want to get to my weekend because
Speaker 1: it started off with Friday Man. You know, the big
Speaker 1: surgery was planned and I had called out for help
Speaker 1: on air. You know Brandy Martinez, she's like the nurse
Speaker 1: of all the people sore losers nation, And I said, Brandy,
Speaker 1: what is wrong with my foot? This is her email
Speaker 1: lunches busted. Yam sorry to hear about your pickle incident
Speaker 1: that resulted in your foot injury. I'm happy to give
Speaker 1: you some advice. Keep in mind, I'm only a nurse.
Speaker 1: You may want to verify with Justin the new nurse practitioner.
Speaker 1: If you're discharging you from the er. I'd say the
Speaker 1: first ten days will be terrible. You repeatedly walking on
Speaker 1: it when it's healing. May you may want to skip
Speaker 1: reck soccer. So you're going to be sore, and I
Speaker 1: hope the Green team can survive without you. B Elevate
Speaker 1: as much as possible. Bonus points if get it, get
Speaker 1: it above your heart. See use ice on it a
Speaker 1: few times a day for twenty minutes. Use a soccer
Speaker 1: towel between the foot and the ice. Oh, I got
Speaker 1: a couple old socks I used. See use a compression
Speaker 1: sock or wrap. And then she said, Bae sustained a
Speaker 1: similar injury at Rosanna Glass batcherette party when she was
Speaker 1: doing a line dance on an old doc and got
Speaker 1: a massive splinter in her foot.
Speaker 2: Different bay.
Speaker 1: My methods were maybe a little rough, but she survived,
Speaker 1: did not need a trip to the not so urgent care.
Speaker 1: You may want to ask her how long it took
Speaker 1: to heal. Best of luck, Brandy.
Speaker 2: That was a nice email, Thank you, Brandy. She probably
Speaker 2: took none of it to heart. And he played in
Speaker 2: his soccer game and he didn't get a wrap, get
Speaker 2: a compression rap because Beazer used one on the airplane
Speaker 2: and those things work.
Speaker 1: No, I did not go to my soccer game. I
Speaker 1: skipped a soccer game. After going to the potiatrist and
Speaker 1: asking their opinion, they took an X ray said the
Speaker 1: glass was still in there, So surgery was scheduled for Thursday.
Speaker 1: I was not going to chance it on Wednesday night
Speaker 1: playing and you heard about my drama about eating and
Speaker 1: so not being able to do the surgery Thursday. So Friday,
Speaker 1: I mean I did not drink a sip of water.
Speaker 1: I didn't eat a lick of food, and my report
Speaker 1: time to the clinic was one pm.
Speaker 2: Did you smoke? I did not smoke and I did
Speaker 2: not vape.
Speaker 1: They asked me both those questions when they were filling
Speaker 1: out my paperwork.
Speaker 2: Is that HTC, sir or CDC?
Speaker 1: They asked me, Oh, you know, who's the party that's
Speaker 1: here with you that's gonna, you know, drove you here
Speaker 1: and is gonna drive you home. I was like, my
Speaker 1: wife like, she's in the lobby, right, And I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: no problem. My wife was not in the lobby. She
Speaker 1: dropped me off because she was not gonna sit there
Speaker 1: with three kids. She was gonna wait for the phone
Speaker 1: call then drive back up there and get me.
Speaker 2: They're not gonna send you out on the streets on meds, right, They're.
Speaker 1: Gonna wait until she's oh sorry, I was just out
Speaker 1: of the car or something like that. So I get
Speaker 1: there and I check in and the receptionist like, oh,
Speaker 1: do you have any eggs this morning?
Speaker 2: Oh? She knows you from the show. No, no, no, oh.
Speaker 1: I guess it was all the talk in the office.
Speaker 2: I was like no.
Speaker 1: She goes, okay, well, welcome back, give me your right risk,
Speaker 1: gives me a ro wristband and they call me back and
Speaker 1: I get in there, and the nurse is like, oh,
Speaker 1: you need to use the restroom, and I'm like, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: She goes, it's right down here. Oh, you were here
Speaker 1: yesterday because you decided to eat eggs, so you probably
Speaker 1: know where it is right.
Speaker 2: And let me ask this. Do they use real talk?
Speaker 2: Do they use your real name, your radio name or
Speaker 2: gibbles real name. See, I don't like that. There needs
Speaker 2: to be some anonymity.
Speaker 1: I understand, you out, I understand. But so obviously there
Speaker 1: had been talk about me and my egg situation because
Speaker 1: we are two for two on people making egg jokes.
Speaker 2: But also they it's like a bit they just that's
Speaker 2: their running joker on there.
Speaker 1: I think they're just kind of making conversation maybe. And
Speaker 1: so this nurse wasn't the nurse that I had the
Speaker 1: day before. She I don't even recognize her. So whoever
Speaker 1: was the nurse day before had probably told her, Hey,
Speaker 1: this guy had to come in. We had to fit
Speaker 1: him in because he had eggs yesterday morning. So she
Speaker 1: asked me about the eggs and I'm like, oh ah, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know where the bathroom is. I go and I
Speaker 1: come back and they put me in a bed and
Speaker 1: she's like, all right, and I put my sweatshirt on
Speaker 1: because it's kind of cold. And she goes, okay, so
Speaker 1: here's that robe. Just put that on and you can
Speaker 1: leave your underwear on.
Speaker 2: Okay. Cool.
Speaker 1: So I brought a sweatshirt for nothing. I'm get all
Speaker 1: dressed up and then she comes back in. She asked
Speaker 1: me a couple of questions. She goes, okay, doctor's gonna
Speaker 1: be by a little bit and then we'll.
Speaker 2: Get you started. I'm like all right. So I'm sitting
Speaker 2: there and here comes a doc and he comes in
Speaker 2: he and go how's it going today?
Speaker 1: And I was like good? And he goes, so those
Speaker 1: eggs yesterday, were they over easy or scrambled? I'm like okay,
Speaker 1: they were definitely scrambled. And he goes Farmer's Organic and
Speaker 1: he goes, soul one was on the menu this morning.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I didn't even take a chance.
Speaker 1: I didn't have anything. And he goes, that's what we
Speaker 1: like to hear.
Speaker 2: Funny bit guys. And he marks that's what happens when
Speaker 2: he medical professionals trying to do the bits. Let the
Speaker 2: radio guys do those.
Speaker 1: So he marks my foot. He goes man it's going
Speaker 1: to be simple in and out. I'm like, yeah, kind
Speaker 1: of really ridiculous. I'm having surgery for glass, goes. I
Speaker 1: will be honest, this will be the easiest surgery I
Speaker 1: have today. I'm like, all right, cool, glad, I'm the
Speaker 1: easy case.
Speaker 2: Cool, you know. All right? He leaves.
Speaker 1: Then the anesthesiologist comes and he goes, all right, you know,
Speaker 1: have you ever had surgery before? I said, oh, I've
Speaker 1: had my tonsils out, and he goes, Jemny problem with anesthesiology.
Speaker 2: I was like no. You guys like hitting it off,
Speaker 2: like is he cool? Oh? He was a nice guy.
Speaker 2: What's up? What's up? Bro? Yeah? What's up? Bro? Yeah?
Speaker 2: How's it going? Bro? I mean he give like DAPs
Speaker 2: when he comes up because he's about to service you
Speaker 2: with drugs.
Speaker 1: He's just telling me what's going on. He's like, you,
Speaker 1: maybe a little tube in your mouth. It's not gonna
Speaker 1: be You're not gonna be incubated. I'll just be sitting
Speaker 1: in your mouth. You won't even know it's there. You
Speaker 1: may dry wake up with a little dry throat.
Speaker 2: No big deal. It's gonna be my first time.
Speaker 1: And he goes, but it doesn't come with eggs and
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay.
Speaker 2: This is the fourth referenceence is not even funny.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right, cool, thank you, all right.
Speaker 1: He's like all right, man, we'll see you in there,
Speaker 1: and I'm all right. And then the two nurses come over,
Speaker 1: two different nurses, and like this is I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: the one wheel, We're gonna be the ones that will
Speaker 1: you back and all this, and they have a syringe
Speaker 1: with them and they start to put it in my
Speaker 1: IV and I guess it's a medicine that's going to
Speaker 1: make me feel kind of loopy. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is you know, my kid would love to be here.
Speaker 1: He just got his tonsils out and he was like,
Speaker 1: this medicine makes me floppy?
Speaker 2: What's it called?
Speaker 1: I I don't know. I pup and you just.
Speaker 2: Put stuff in your body. You don't even ask the
Speaker 2: name of.
Speaker 1: It, right, I don't care if I asked the name,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to tell you the name because
Speaker 1: it's a scientific name that I don't know, got it.
Speaker 1: And they said, oh, that's a good way to think
Speaker 1: of it, loopy or floppy And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what he said, floppy, And they said yeah, but
Speaker 1: don't worry, it won't taste like eggs. Fifth time, I'm like, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: got it, And so they start wheeling me down the hall.
Speaker 2: They press the buttons, we go through the double doors.
Speaker 2: The fact that they've referenced it five times just tells
Speaker 2: me there's not a lot of personality in a hospital.
Speaker 2: They really do talking and really in very long, big words,
Speaker 2: and there's really just not much personality.
Speaker 1: It's sad, actually, And they pushed a little button to
Speaker 1: automatic open the doors. We go through those doors. Next
Speaker 1: thing I know, they're waking me up. It was over
Speaker 1: like I don't I never. I didn't get to I
Speaker 1: don't remember getting to the room like I never. Like
Speaker 1: the medicine kicked in so fast, I didn't even make
Speaker 1: it to which room they were going to do surgery
Speaker 1: and didn't see the doctor. And the guy's waking me
Speaker 1: up and he's like, hey, hey, how you doing, man?
Speaker 1: You want you want some water? It was hitting my
Speaker 1: knee in the bottom of my foot too.
Speaker 2: To get you awake, yeah, kind of like they do
Speaker 2: when the guys are on skid row correct And I
Speaker 2: was like, oh man, dude, you did freaking drugs. This weekend.
Speaker 1: I did, and he was like, he was like, man,
Speaker 1: we're already out, you know what I mean. He was like,
Speaker 1: we just talked to your wife. She should be back here.
Speaker 1: They're bringing your wife and back.
Speaker 2: How did you have your wife's number?
Speaker 1: I put it on the sheet on Who's gonna take
Speaker 1: me home?
Speaker 2: Right from college Friday night, sixth Street, and so I
Speaker 2: guess they called her. And he was like yeah. I
Speaker 2: was like, so how was the glass? He goes, I
Speaker 2: was a pretty good sized piece of glass. He goes.
Speaker 2: We didn't fight any eggs though, seventh reference.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, all right, I got it, guys. I
Speaker 1: didn't need any eggs. He's like, would you like some water?
Speaker 1: And I'm like yeah, I sip some water and he's
Speaker 1: like everything went well, man, And he has my foot
Speaker 1: all wrapped up. It's all bandaged, and here come the
Speaker 1: kids and they want to climb up in the bed
Speaker 1: and I'm like.
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa? Are you in a cast?
Speaker 1: Oh dude, you didn't see no. Let me show you.
Speaker 1: This is how I looked. Dude, this is me after
Speaker 1: the surgery.
Speaker 2: Bam. Well you get all because of a piece of Yeah,
Speaker 2: look at foot. Look at my foot all wrapped in bandage.
Speaker 2: Can we do that for the Yeah, yes we can.
Speaker 2: Ray it's inside of a hospital. I didn't get legal permission,
Speaker 2: and so then the boys wheeled me out. Dude, that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were real good, helpful. They did start fighting
Speaker 1: over my hair net, so the nurse had to bring
Speaker 1: two extra hairnets so they could all wear them. That
Speaker 1: was a big deal. And they prescribe me some oxy
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't need oxy. Guys like,
Speaker 1: I'm good like and they're like, just take tiling all
Speaker 1: a night. You're gonna be really sore. And I will
Speaker 1: say as I was leaving, they were like, now you're
Speaker 1: free to have some eggs. They let me know that
Speaker 1: eggs were able to be eaten now that I was leaving.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if you had the tally, but
Speaker 1: it was eight or nine egg references.
Speaker 2: Nothing like egg humor.
Speaker 1: But I do want to say that I don't know
Speaker 1: if I was over the line, but there was a
Speaker 1: point at the hospital when they're telling me, like before
Speaker 1: there's curtains in between each bed, Okay, what are you
Speaker 1: here for? And I'm like I'm here. They're gonna take
Speaker 1: glass out of my foot and I hear them next door.
Speaker 1: Lady next to me is getting her gallbladder out hot
Speaker 1: and then two down she.
Speaker 2: Said, oh, yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a breast reduction at the same spot,
Speaker 1: same spot usually that's a clinics. And the nurse was like, oh,
Speaker 1: just one or both, and she's like both, that'd look
Speaker 1: a little weird. And she goes and goes and he
Speaker 1: goes yeah, and he goes, she goes, yeah, So we're
Speaker 1: reducing both boobs, and I said, boo.
Speaker 2: I'd love to give my input.
Speaker 1: I did a little boo and no one laughed, and
Speaker 1: I thought, oh man, that's not funny, so then I
Speaker 1: shut up.
Speaker 2: I didn't make any So within bed sheets of distance
Speaker 2: away from each other, there was a gallbladder and a
Speaker 2: recently performed boob job.
Speaker 1: No it was about to have because before you go
Speaker 1: in this, I forgot when they were. They asked you
Speaker 1: what you're going you're there for to make sure that
Speaker 1: they are doing the right thing, and that's when I
Speaker 1: said the glass. The one next to me, he said gallbladder,
Speaker 1: the one two down said breast reduction. And I did
Speaker 1: a little bit of a boo, and there was no
Speaker 1: laughter from the audience, and I was like, oh, they're
Speaker 1: more into egg jokes.
Speaker 2: I guess what if you would have hit them with
Speaker 2: this reduction.
Speaker 1: A penile implant. And they said, you may be a
Speaker 1: little sore. They wheeled me out to the car and
Speaker 1: they're gonna want to take tyle and all and ray.
Speaker 1: I stepped down on my foot to get into the.
Speaker 2: Car til and all. I've never felt so good in
Speaker 2: my life. There is no til and all needed for
Speaker 2: my foot. Man the oxy though, you still want to
Speaker 2: get the oxy cot and you never know down the
Speaker 2: road when you were gonna need it.
Speaker 1: I was walking around that house, Hey, do you got
Speaker 1: a problem?
Speaker 2: You trying to get my pills from me?
Speaker 1: I was walking around the house like there was no
Speaker 1: surgery that had been hat walking around glass and the
Speaker 1: bottom of your foot is absolutely miserable.
Speaker 2: One of my buddies, Oh sorry, sorry, go ahead. One
Speaker 2: my buddies had a problem. And you'd come home from
Speaker 2: the hospital and he'd be ready to buy the stuff
Speaker 2: from you. What was the purple drink stuff? He always
Speaker 2: wanted some of that, and then he always wanted to
Speaker 2: I think he's recovered and he's good now, Oh good.
Speaker 2: That's what we like to hear that. He was always
Speaker 2: curious when you were coming home. Man, you've never been
Speaker 2: such a great friend, dude. Thank you so much for
Speaker 2: caring about me. Then you realize it was because you're
Speaker 2: coming home with a pack of pills. Dude.
Speaker 1: I was in such a good mood. I got home
Speaker 1: and I got grabbed the boys on the couch. I
Speaker 1: was like, guys, let's watch a movie. Let's watch a movie.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm in such a good mood.
Speaker 2: It's a funny movie. Dad, it's still the previous inside joke.
Speaker 1: Twenty minutes in, they're like, Dad, Dad, you're falling asleep.
Speaker 2: Dad. The commercials have started. It's on to the movie.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, sorry, sorry, I'd fall kind of
Speaker 1: wake back up and I'd be falling.
Speaker 2: Asleep, Dad, Dad, your eyes are closed.
Speaker 1: I realized the medicine hadn't worn off, so I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go lay down for a minute. My wife's like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: go lay down for a minute.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't be around the kids like this. And next
Speaker 2: thing I knew, they were all in the room. They're like, Dad, Dad,
Speaker 2: we brought you some ice cream. I'm like, all right, well,
Speaker 2: you guys went to get ice cream. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: are we gonna have dinner first? I scream, you scream.
Speaker 2: We all scream for ice cream? So are you kids?
Speaker 2: Are we gonna have dinner first? And like, we are
Speaker 2: your children? Dad? Dad? Who are you guys? And you
Speaker 2: recognize your wife? Yeah? I did?
Speaker 1: And they said, Dad, we went out to dinner.
Speaker 2: You were asleep.
Speaker 1: They went to dinner, went and got ice cream. I
Speaker 1: had no idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why you shouldn't do drugs, kids. No, No,
Speaker 2: I didn't do drugs. That was when you were all
Speaker 2: drugged out. That was from the anaesthesia you did anesthesia
Speaker 2: skag and I was like, whoa, that was like one
Speaker 2: tenth of the out of husha that Rogers did. Had
Speaker 2: no idea you seeing frogs and I don't even know.
Speaker 2: I don't remember it. It is wild how much you
Speaker 2: fall asleep, Because when Baser would take it for some
Speaker 2: of her procedures, she would not even be able to
Speaker 2: text a sentence and should fall asleep with her phone
Speaker 2: in her hand boom, And I was like, hey, just
Speaker 2: put the cell phone down. That text doesn't even need
Speaker 2: to be sent and then she'd fall not off the
Speaker 2: movie thing should get one scene in nods off. I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 2: don't even worry about the movie. We're gonna go black screen,
Speaker 2: black room. Nothing's gonna happen. Fall asleep, because as as ambitious, motivated,
Speaker 2: amazing Americans, we still want to live our normal life.
Speaker 2: Just let the meds wear off. Let yourself heal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let yourself get the sleep you need. Like, don't
Speaker 1: try to fight it. Don't try to watch movies with
Speaker 1: your kids, because then they keep shaking you and waking
Speaker 1: you up. And guess what that does, just annoys you
Speaker 1: and it irritates you.
Speaker 2: Dude, you go in the backyard to play soccer and
Speaker 2: you fall asleep in the backyard in your night gown.
Speaker 2: His bad dad's on drugs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so the surgery was an absolute smashing success. I
Speaker 1: was bandaged up. But I'll tell you about the rest
Speaker 1: of the weekend right after this.
Speaker 2: They see that all the time on Broadway. Dude, he
Speaker 2: saw that already ten times that day. What glass in
Speaker 2: the foot? You know how many strippers going there on
Speaker 2: a Friday income.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's probably true. I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 2: Class in the foot. That's rudimentary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, won't really take a break. When we ran back Saturday,
Speaker 1: What time does Justin come to your house?
Speaker 2: Uh? Well, I mean that's the sad part. Man. I
Speaker 2: don't think we want to get into it. Man. Okay,
Speaker 2: his dog passed away, and so we buried his dog
Speaker 2: in the yard. Oh so, I didn't know that was
Speaker 2: gonna be a bit, but you just went in really
Speaker 2: hot and hard. No.
Speaker 1: No, all you have to do is tell me what
Speaker 1: came early.
Speaker 2: Because we were doing that, and so we started the
Speaker 2: drinking at about ten am because it's emotional.
Speaker 1: Oh man, yeah, that's bad.
Speaker 2: Okay, now I feel bad. Yeah. So by eleven am,
Speaker 2: I was six feet deep, six beers deep? Man? Oh man?
Speaker 2: How old was his dog?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: Just time to go?
Speaker 1: Oh man, I didn't even know, Man, I would have
Speaker 1: texted him.
Speaker 2: And he didn't want to do the cremation thing. He wanted.
Speaker 2: He really did always want to do that route, the
Speaker 2: grave route. He didn't have a plot though. He lived
Speaker 2: in an apartment, and I said, hey, we have a
Speaker 2: part of our yard that we're never going to develop.
Speaker 2: Put him there.
Speaker 1: What if you guys end up not being friends in
Speaker 1: six months? Is he come and dig him up.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think we'd always probably be friends. I
Speaker 2: hope something that's the same assumption. I mean, not always.
Speaker 2: I mean friendships in friendships come and go, right, But
Speaker 2: I think we'll honestly own this house forever unless we
Speaker 2: lose our jobs that after four clothes and then yeah,
Speaker 2: then we wouldn't. Then the next guy, I'll have just
Speaker 2: a gravestone at his site.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So that So did he like call you
Speaker 1: Saturday morning to be like, hey.
Speaker 2: No, we had planned it, we knew it. And so
Speaker 2: the person came over, administered the shots, the same shots
Speaker 2: you got. The dog got, oh, and then we put
Speaker 2: him six feet under man.
Speaker 1: See, I didn't know we were going there.
Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, that's a terrible feeling. That's a terrible dude.
Speaker 2: And then Justin he was drinking like it a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because how old was the dog? Twelve?
Speaker 1: See, he's been a part of Justin's life. He went
Speaker 1: from Boston to here.
Speaker 2: And we told Justin Justin was hitting it pretty hard,
Speaker 2: and we said, hey, dude, you and your dog can't
Speaker 2: die the exact same day. Calm it down, dude, you
Speaker 2: don't need to put down twenty beers. You really told
Speaker 2: him that. Yeah, we were making jokes like that. That's funny,
Speaker 2: that's funny. But Templeton had a good life. It was
Speaker 2: a good shift, as the hockey announcers would say.
Speaker 1: Or good shift, as the hospital workers would say. They
Speaker 1: just got off their shift. They're on the night first shift,
Speaker 1: in overnight shift.
Speaker 2: But yeah, we started early, and so then we went golfing.
Speaker 2: We did nine Baser picked us up, dropped us off
Speaker 2: nine to nine, dominated him. I mean, I hate to
Speaker 2: use it. It's like whenever somebody you ever have somebody
Speaker 2: near you or close to you die, dude, it's the
Speaker 2: worst because you can't ever reference death or it. I
Speaker 2: was like, well I killed him at golf, dude, you
Speaker 2: can't do any of that shit. I was like, man,
Speaker 2: I buried you, dude. Man I freaking murdered that ball.
Speaker 2: The same thing happened with the other neighbor.
Speaker 1: Hey, that ball's gone, dude, just like, oh.
Speaker 2: No, dude, though our neighbors this is a year ago,
Speaker 2: but our other neighbor's husband passed away tragically, and so
Speaker 2: I'll go over there sometimes. The helper, she's an older lady,
Speaker 2: and Craigslist guys were coming over and I go, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm over here to make sure neither of us get murdered.
Speaker 2: We can't do that. And then she goes, hey, I
Speaker 2: saw you running the other day. Was it hot? I go, yeah,
Speaker 2: I was about to die. I'm telling you, dude, I
Speaker 2: can't avoid it. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: You don't realize how many like dying and death and
Speaker 1: oh it's over. References you make in a day make
Speaker 1: a lot, yeah, because everything ties into that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And so then we saw that lady again in
Speaker 2: the middle of the road and thank god, for the
Speaker 2: first time ever, I didn't make one reference to death.
Speaker 2: Good so, but yeah, so justin partied golf dominated him through.
Speaker 2: We played skins skagskins. Threw five holes. I was up
Speaker 2: five to nothing. It was already over. We only played nine.
Speaker 2: The most he could do was five to four within
Speaker 2: five holes. I'd put him to sleep.
Speaker 1: So you like he was down in the dumbs and
Speaker 1: you put the dirt on top of him.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, And I said, well, and we decided to
Speaker 2: do the golf after, so you kind of get your
Speaker 2: mind off things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But every time the ball went in the hole,
Speaker 1: didn't it feel like the same thing as burying the dog.
Speaker 2: Man too soon? Too soon? Of course, was great out?
Speaker 2: Was it crowded? No, it really wasn't. How emotionally did
Speaker 2: was he able to play golf? Tiger did it. Michael
Speaker 2: Jordan did it after his dad died. Tiger did it
Speaker 2: after he had got divorced. In the Perkins Waitress parking lot.
Speaker 2: He got to compartmentalize, That's what Tiger said. How could
Speaker 2: Tiger eat his fruit roller or is lucky charms in
Speaker 2: the morning of a golf tournament after having an affair
Speaker 2: and his entire life falling apart compartmentalized? He said, And
Speaker 2: that's what Justin's good at.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, So then I saw there's a video of
Speaker 1: you guys like having a hard heart on the porch man.
Speaker 2: So we had actually, we had said before Laura went inside,
Speaker 2: because well we always Baser, we go, hey, we should
Speaker 2: act like we almost made it to the major leagues.
Speaker 2: But just talk real and don't even tell Baser. And
Speaker 2: so Justin goes, yeah, I was I he had played
Speaker 2: semi pro baseball. I mean he played what was it
Speaker 2: was college baseball? For sure, he played comparable to Division
Speaker 2: two baseball. Okay, we're at I don't know, good somewhere
Speaker 2: in no Michigan. It was Grand Valley State, I think, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: and so then he played on this other team that's
Speaker 2: considered semi pro. Got it, and but I mean that
Speaker 2: was years ago, and he goes, yeah, they want me
Speaker 2: to play, and we're always like, Justin, have they seen
Speaker 2: you in the last two years? You mean we're like
Speaker 2: forty years old. And he's like, yeah, this team wants
Speaker 2: to be what you haven't even thrown a baseball? Okay,
Speaker 2: And so we said when she comes out here, we
Speaker 2: should really lay it on Thick that we almost both
Speaker 2: were played pro baseball, and so we did. Beazer then
Speaker 2: takes the video which you could maybe play the audio. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I saw it somewhere and it was of Justin saying
Speaker 2: that he had signed a minor league baseball contract, which
Speaker 2: he kind of did, and then me saying that I
Speaker 2: kind of played pro as well, but I just got
Speaker 2: I just I don't know, but we was our angle.
Speaker 2: Got it, Yeah, got it? So tell me, like the
Speaker 2: rest of the day we were watching baseball, we had
Speaker 2: hitters going. Obviously Justin Justin didn't get any hits. Mine
Speaker 2: didn't get any hits. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: So the dog's dead, the Streak's dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, areas he hasn't gotten a hit. And since the
Speaker 2: Clinton administration, Vlad Guerrero finally got a hit. Who's the
Speaker 2: oh gold Schmidt. I mean he's been complete hit So
Speaker 2: guys ain't getting hits. But we go to the All
Speaker 2: Star break at A two, trying to get to fifty
Speaker 2: seven for that five point six million. But yeah, then
Speaker 2: we grilled. We did burgers, jalapeno burgers. We did Brots,
Speaker 2: didn't really love them, never been a broad guy. Oh,
Speaker 2: Broughts are the best, dude. And then we did pork
Speaker 2: missiles with the Glizzies. So we were all set up
Speaker 2: with that and it was just a day of grilling, chilling, fellowship,
Speaker 2: the memories of Templeton and Garcia.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna update the text thread or not?
Speaker 2: What are we doing here? Yeah? Do you want it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, we're just talking about you and justin hanging out.
Speaker 2: And there was drama.
Speaker 1: He's the one that invited people to a golf tournament
Speaker 1: that wasn't even happening because the birthday boy couldn't even
Speaker 1: make it.
Speaker 2: So he goes, hey, that text thread I sent you guys?
Speaker 2: You know how it said, Ray and dodd birthday, we're
Speaker 2: gonna go golfing. Yeah, and I wasn't supposed to be
Speaker 2: on it. You were supposed to be on it. Oh,
Speaker 2: I thought that was gonna be the update. He worded
Speaker 2: it weird. The update is apparently it's his birthday in
Speaker 2: a week, and the whole point of the text thread
Speaker 2: is we're gonna go golfing for him his birthday. But
Speaker 2: since in America we're all vain, I thought it was
Speaker 2: about my birthday. I thought it was about my birthday. No,
Speaker 2: you don't. It was for my birthday all along. That's
Speaker 2: why I gave you guys the dates of my birthday
Speaker 2: for your birthday. It wasn't for my birthday. It wasn't
Speaker 2: for Dodd's birthday. It was for his birthday, and we
Speaker 2: made fun of him and thought it was all for
Speaker 2: our own birthdays. I was like, why don't make plans
Speaker 2: for other people's birthday? And I didn't even think, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, Justin and I share a birthday, so he
Speaker 2: should be he could be talking about his birthday. That's hilarious.
Speaker 2: That's a pretty good update. That's a great update, guys.
Speaker 2: Update was Justin was not delusional. And just totally out
Speaker 2: to see to pastor. But he did indeed have his
Speaker 2: own birthday that he was trying to plan for.
Speaker 1: It wasn't Dodds, it wasn't raised, it wasn't mine. It
Speaker 1: was miscommunication.
Speaker 2: That's really for you. Will you wanna know about my Saturday? Ray? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hit me.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, your Saturday looks so fun.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: You guys drinking some you know, bud Heavies or some
Speaker 1: michelob ultras on the back porch, hanging out, relaxing, golfing. Well,
Speaker 1: when I was talking to my wife Friday night after
Speaker 1: the kids went to bed, she was like, oh, by
Speaker 1: the way, baby Box two was sad at dinner because
Speaker 1: he hadn't seen his friends in a while. So I
Speaker 1: sent out an APB and I invited three of his
Speaker 1: friends to come over tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Not when you're on drugs.
Speaker 1: So we're talking five year old, two boys, one girl
Speaker 1: that are coming over on Saturday. And she goes, so
Speaker 1: they're gonna come about ten thirty or eleven, Mike, Great,
Speaker 1: sounds good.
Speaker 2: We'll have fun.
Speaker 1: It'd be a great time. Eleven o'clock eleven oh three,
Speaker 1: first kid shows up with his dad and his older brother.
Speaker 2: What's up? Guys, what's up? What's up? How you doing?
Speaker 2: Come on in.
Speaker 1: Then eleven fifteen, the other boy shows up with his mom. Hey,
Speaker 1: how are you good to see you? Come on in,
Speaker 1: Come on in. Eleven thirty, the girl shows up with
Speaker 1: her mom.
Speaker 2: Oh, welcome, come on. We're hanging out for like an hour,
Speaker 2: hour and fifteen minutes. Are you a fine on drugs?
Speaker 1: I'm not on drugs. I've come down.
Speaker 2: I'm done.
Speaker 1: And we're just hanging out, all sitting around in the
Speaker 1: kitchen talking. The kids are running around, playing in the backyard.
Speaker 1: And then the one dad is like, all right, man,
Speaker 1: I gotta take my older son. He's going to a sleepover,
Speaker 1: so his buddy lives down the street.
Speaker 2: I'll take him. I'll be back though, like all right, man,
Speaker 2: good to see you, man, Good to see you. Cool.
Speaker 1: Cool, And the wives, the women sit around there chatting.
Speaker 1: So I sit around and chat for another hour, and
Speaker 1: then the one's like, oh, I gotta go, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, taking the daughter.
Speaker 2: She leaves. So we got three kids one mom. Still
Speaker 2: you were chatting them up. That's what they say on
Speaker 2: the Love Life, chatting them up UK. And then.
Speaker 1: One of the boys the dad shows up with his
Speaker 1: older sister and the mom is still there, so they're
Speaker 1: just hanging out. And then the dad that left he
Speaker 1: shows back up. Hey man, he We're sitting around the
Speaker 1: kitchen table for another two hours, talking, talking.
Speaker 2: I set you up to say, chatting them up, chatting
Speaker 2: them up. Crap. And then the mom, one of the
Speaker 2: moms just gonna get some more moms in the equation.
Speaker 2: The mom sausage.
Speaker 1: The mom and daughter are like, well, we got to
Speaker 1: go because we're house sitting. You know, we're dog sitting,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna go take the dog for a walk.
Speaker 1: They leave, So now it's the two dads, me and
Speaker 1: my wife. My wife just disappears, goes to the room
Speaker 1: and hangs out by herself for an hour and a half.
Speaker 1: They were there from eleven until five pm.
Speaker 2: Man, six hours. Love to move by your wife though,
Speaker 2: that's genius.
Speaker 1: No, no, she's the one that set this whole thing up.
Speaker 1: And she's like, I just had to leave finally I
Speaker 1: was tired. I'm like, no, no, you're the one that
Speaker 1: invited these people over. And how unbelievable was it that
Speaker 1: one dad replaced the mom Like they texted each other
Speaker 1: and said, hey, you can should come over now.
Speaker 2: He came over, she left. Unbelievable, and it makes parenting
Speaker 2: easy and fun, right, I mean, you don't want to
Speaker 2: just sit in your own living room with your own
Speaker 2: family and watch your same TV channel every Saturday afternoon
Speaker 2: and the programming now is god awful. No, no, I
Speaker 2: understand that.
Speaker 1: I was thinking they would come over for maybe two
Speaker 1: two and a half hours, and we told another family
Speaker 1: in the neighborhood, hey, you guys want to go to
Speaker 1: the pool around three, and so we had plans to
Speaker 1: be do a pool meet up at three o'clock.
Speaker 2: No show, We no called, no showed because they were
Speaker 2: still there. But it must have been a good time.
Speaker 2: For six hours. That's a lot of chattingham up. That's
Speaker 2: a lot of chatting them up.
Speaker 1: And they finally leave and then I'm like, guys, we
Speaker 1: gotta go because the family that we were meeting at
Speaker 1: the pool, we were gonna go to the pool.
Speaker 2: Three to five.
Speaker 1: Then we were headed to their crib because we were
Speaker 1: gonna grill some pork.
Speaker 2: Missiles, dude, glizzies are in everybody's doing that now, and.
Speaker 1: So we were like, we gotta hurry up and get
Speaker 1: over there and by the time we got over there,
Speaker 1: it's five forty. We're forty minutes late because we couldn't
Speaker 1: get these people out of our house.
Speaker 2: So we go over there.
Speaker 1: They got the margarita's going. They got the margarita machines,
Speaker 1: frozen watermelon margaritas.
Speaker 2: We're drinking those. The kids are running around being crazy,
Speaker 2: got the wings on the grill. They got a fence
Speaker 2: or you worry about kids you going in traffic.
Speaker 1: They have a fence in the backyard, but they I
Speaker 1: think the kids are in the front yard. They were
Speaker 1: digging for rocks and coming back and look at this rock.
Speaker 1: I found not sure if they were digging across.
Speaker 2: The street where they're was that old man John's.
Speaker 1: There was construction on the house. I don't know where
Speaker 1: they were getting the rocks, but they were everywhere.
Speaker 2: The construction crew is gonna be missing some rocks this morning.
Speaker 1: And we did the glizzies, you know, the pork missiles,
Speaker 1: did the wooking them.
Speaker 2: Are you watching? Are you observing or I'm just observing
Speaker 2: all the dad's putting in their input.
Speaker 1: No, No, it's just me and two other dads, like
Speaker 1: the dad that lives there and another dad.
Speaker 2: That lives down the street.
Speaker 1: I got my foot propped up on a chair, dude,
Speaker 1: because I've been on my foot all day. I'm just
Speaker 1: supposed to raise it above my heart. And he's cooking
Speaker 1: on the grill. We're sitting out there talking, having some margaritas,
Speaker 1: having a good old time. Kids are running around. Then
Speaker 1: we eat wings and uh the kids eat some pork missiles.
Speaker 2: They're running around. Only about nine thirty we head home
Speaker 2: as a night. Yeah, we were going from eleven until
Speaker 2: like nine to thirty. You know what, I totally forgot.
Speaker 2: Jessica came over at like some point during the day,
Speaker 2: at round six. What about Angelina? No, she didn't. She's
Speaker 2: off the radar at the moment. They just need a
Speaker 2: little time away from each other. Yeah. But when he
Speaker 2: needed her as the most, no, no, she sent him
Speaker 2: a message. Oh shit. Yeah. That was all good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but careful though with the drinking, because when we had
Speaker 2: Jessica over, we had a couple too many and we played, uh,
Speaker 2: played the game Mary kill oh no with the old
Speaker 2: neighbor women who we'd pick. That's fun. And so I said,
Speaker 2: Mary Carol, she's seventy. I said, this one lady movement out,
Speaker 2: I said, kill that big old girl. And then, dude,
Speaker 2: don't get to drinking with the neighbors. We weren't drinking
Speaker 2: with the big old girls and the and the and
Speaker 2: the elderly in the community. Oh.
Speaker 1: And so then we're sitting there Sunday, you know, Saturday night,
Speaker 1: and I'm like talking about how those people were at
Speaker 1: the house for six hours. I mean, I've never seen
Speaker 1: a playdate that long, if you want to drop your
Speaker 1: kids off for that.
Speaker 2: Long, but this daycare session, it was.
Speaker 1: A long time, dude. But Saturday night was so much fun.
Speaker 1: Then they're like, all right, we're gonna go, and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll see tomorrow. We'll see tomorrow. And I'm like tomorrow.
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, we got the party bus tomorrow.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, I forgot all about the party
Speaker 2: bus on Sunday. On Sunday, I'll tell you all about
Speaker 2: that right after this. You're wearing me out party bus
Speaker 2: in your forties. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So for the elementary school, they had a spring fundraiser
Speaker 1: and it's like a bunch of silent auction items. This
Speaker 1: happened a couple months ago, and one of them was
Speaker 1: wine tasting for sixteen and some of the people in
Speaker 1: the neighborhood like, dude, we should bid on that. We'll
Speaker 1: get a bus, we'll go to the wine tasting, we'll
Speaker 1: go to dinner afterwards.
Speaker 2: It'll be a big old party. You were trying to
Speaker 2: show out right, I put down four hundred dollars. It
Speaker 2: wasn't me, it was Josh. It's the dad's trying to
Speaker 2: pocket book.
Speaker 1: And he talked to another lady. He's like, should we
Speaker 1: all go in on this? So they start bidding it
Speaker 1: and we win, and so he sent out a calendar invite.
Speaker 1: He's like, what day works best for people?
Speaker 2: None? Whatever day you got, I got something.
Speaker 1: So you're thinking, we're going to go to this nice winery.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a good wine tasting, fourteen different like
Speaker 1: six or seven different wines, sixteen of us. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be amazing daycare. Turns out it's at a wine store
Speaker 1: in a strip center.
Speaker 2: Man, they got you guys.
Speaker 1: So it's like next to home depot and on the
Speaker 1: other side was a was a Walgreens.
Speaker 2: And on the other side of that is a rock
Speaker 2: climbing wall.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pickleball in the subway. There's a subway in the
Speaker 1: same Strip Center.
Speaker 2: Every asking Robins, I know that, yeah exactly, and so
Speaker 2: we're laughing. We're laughing our butts off, but we're like,
Speaker 2: all right, so we're gonna get a bus. Well, where'd
Speaker 2: you think the wine country was in Nashville? In there vineyard?
Speaker 2: I think it's it's known for whiskey Arrington Vineyards. Oh see,
Speaker 2: I've never been. I've never been either, but I see
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not Lance Romance. We thought we.
Speaker 1: Were going to some like vineyard, but it after we
Speaker 1: got the whole thing, the package, it's at a wine
Speaker 1: like it just Ray.
Speaker 2: The vineyard was its next two Vineyard Vines TV T
Speaker 2: shirt company.
Speaker 1: So we invited all these family like couples.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: The bus is picking us up at are in front
Speaker 1: of my house three o'clock because it's central location on
Speaker 1: a Sunday, on a Sunday.
Speaker 2: Dude, you're nuts.
Speaker 1: I understand that. Nuts nuts.
Speaker 2: You gotta be strict no drinking policy though, too, But
Speaker 2: you can't do that at a wine takes you can't
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: And then we had made dinner reservations at a restaurant
Speaker 1: down the road after that, like it was gonna be
Speaker 1: a beautiful evening.
Speaker 2: You guys were about to take it deeper than we
Speaker 2: did on Saturday.
Speaker 1: Exactly, dude. This is these people are jones in for
Speaker 1: a good time. This is what parents do. They are
Speaker 1: just like any excuse to get out.
Speaker 2: And so the.
Speaker 1: Party bus is rented, everything's lined up. We got the
Speaker 1: babysitter lined up. Here we go, let's do this. Babysitter
Speaker 1: is going to be there at two forty five because
Speaker 1: the bus is taken, is going to be there at three.
Speaker 1: And we get a text at two o'clock babysitter dog
Speaker 1: is vomiting, has to take it to the emergency vent.
Speaker 2: How does that affect the entire sixteen party bus. It
Speaker 2: affects me. Oh my babysitter. My wife got our babysitter
Speaker 2: got it. So the party still went on, and we're.
Speaker 1: Like, no, this can't be happening. We've had this plan
Speaker 1: for a month and a half, We've had this in
Speaker 1: the books. So what do we do. We pick up
Speaker 1: the phone, call another babysitter. Nope, all right, another babysitter, Nope.
Speaker 1: Why didn't you hit us because you live in the country,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't have made it.
Speaker 2: Dude, We know how to watch a couple babies.
Speaker 1: We called five different babysitters ray and none can make it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, last second too on a Sunday. They're all Sunday
Speaker 2: fun day.
Speaker 1: And so we looked at each other and we said,
Speaker 1: what do we do? And she goes, well, let's be honest.
Speaker 1: You have a hurt foot. You can't even put a
Speaker 1: shoe on that foot. Do you really want to be
Speaker 1: hobbling around on the bus and in the wine place.
Speaker 2: And then to dinner.
Speaker 1: How about you stay behind and stay with the kids.
Speaker 1: I just took a turn. I looked at my wife.
Speaker 1: I said, so you're telling me all these fifteen other
Speaker 1: people that are going on this adventure. I guess fourteen
Speaker 1: because we would be the fifteenth and sixteenth. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: miss out on this bonding experience and meeting some of
Speaker 1: these new people that I've never met in all the memories.
Speaker 2: You really said that to your wife?
Speaker 1: And I said, you're one hundred percent right, because I
Speaker 1: don't even like wine. Don't even give a crap about wine.
Speaker 1: I was going for the experience. And people start showing
Speaker 1: up at the house and they got roadies and they
Speaker 1: got their own cooler, little coolers full for.
Speaker 2: The bus ride there and the bus ride back. Because
Speaker 2: your spot was the meetup. My spot was the meetup.
Speaker 2: So fifteen times we're not going Hey Mark, Hey, we're
Speaker 2: not going Hey Sarah, how you doing? Yeah it is
Speaker 2: Sunday Funday, We're not going.
Speaker 1: Everybody kept going, hey, dude, are you gonna get dressed?
Speaker 1: I'm like, godjam, I was just in basketball shorts and
Speaker 1: a T shirt. I was like, can't go. Babysitter canceled
Speaker 1: and they're like, well, you could send one dour house. And
Speaker 1: then the other neighbor's like, you could send one dour house.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, your babysitter would murder me if I
Speaker 1: just start dropping kids off at random times. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: you should, like maybe you should like come down for
Speaker 1: dinner at least, and I'm like no, no, no, guys
Speaker 1: like I'm just gonna to miss out. And then one
Speaker 1: lady she jumps out of the car. She has a
Speaker 1: whole bottle of prosecco. She boo, shoots the cork in
Speaker 1: the air, starts pouring everybody drinks in their mouths. She's like, here,
Speaker 1: opening up, open up.
Speaker 2: Where is this that Miami Beach?
Speaker 1: And I'm like I'm about to head back in. She goes, oh, here,
Speaker 1: will you take the empty bottle.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, it's cash. Thanks.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's glass. I don't do glass.
Speaker 2: Okay. Oh I didn't get the joke.
Speaker 1: Like, I was like, I don't do glass. And then
Speaker 1: she goes, oh, I guess since we already drank, Oh,
Speaker 1: we don't need the cups here?
Speaker 2: Will you take the cups too?
Speaker 1: I'm like all right, cool, And then she was like
Speaker 1: and then they got in front of the bus and
Speaker 1: we all take a picture. Like, I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: need to be in the picture. Guys, Like, I'm not going.
Speaker 1: I got a bump foot. The kids are inside, and
Speaker 1: I just watched them get on the bus and drive
Speaker 1: off to the Strip Mall to go to their wine tasting,
Speaker 1: and then they went to dinner. My wife came rolling
Speaker 1: in about nine o'clock buzzing from the freaking heavens.
Speaker 2: Oh so she went, oh, she went, all right, I
Speaker 2: gol'd have been into this video. I got to stay home, man,
Speaker 2: and just enjoy the day. But were there the dads?
Speaker 2: Did you hit any of them up? Like, hey, any
Speaker 2: of the ladies get a little too crazy? No?
Speaker 1: I I it was already nine o'clock at night, and
Speaker 1: I asked my wife how I was. She goes, oh,
Speaker 1: it's fun, and she goes, I didn't get that drunk.
Speaker 1: But the one dad that did drive over because the
Speaker 1: babysitter was late, him and his wife they walked home
Speaker 1: and said, oh, I'll just get my truck in the morning.
Speaker 1: Because they were a little sauced.
Speaker 2: It carried over to a Monday yeah.
Speaker 1: And then I text I said, how would you rate
Speaker 1: the experience? One to ten and one that there's a doctor.
Speaker 2: She responded, calling all my patients, every appointment's canceled today.
Speaker 1: She said wine tasting was okay. Dinner and hanging out
Speaker 1: with everyone's fun. And then she said what did everyone
Speaker 1: else think? And then and she's one of the organizers,
Speaker 1: she goes, I do have to be honest. I wish
Speaker 1: the organizers found a Saturday though, because I'm getting my
Speaker 1: brain together to see patients this morning is challenging and foggy.
Speaker 1: Then another mom agree, the wine specialists at the wine
Speaker 1: place could have been a little more exciting, but we
Speaker 1: had so much fun than one of the dads.
Speaker 2: I thought it was great.
Speaker 1: The bus was awesome. Going back and forth. Just on
Speaker 1: the bus was worth it alone. That was where the
Speaker 1: real party was. Then another mom, we need to do
Speaker 1: more of these group outings. Then my wife said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I said the same thing. The wine tasting was okay.
Speaker 1: I wish I was sitting at your table for dinner,
Speaker 1: but it was still fun and the bus was a
Speaker 1: right idea. And then the other dad, we don't even
Speaker 1: need a fancy restaurant. Bus just can take us anywhere.
Speaker 1: Anytime you're on a bus, it's like a party. That like,
Speaker 1: that guy reminds me of my time back in Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: And then he thought he was in Madison.
Speaker 2: And then this other.
Speaker 1: Monk goes, I think we need to buy a limo.
Speaker 1: And then one of the dad goes, here's a two
Speaker 1: thousand limo for sale. Shoesh And then I said. They
Speaker 1: said it would have been ten out of ten if
Speaker 1: you would have been there, and I said, yeah, you
Speaker 1: guys all failed.
Speaker 2: The right answer was it was terrible. It would have
Speaker 2: been fun with me, but without me, it was no fun.
Speaker 2: With work. The next day, you probably wouldn't even have
Speaker 2: been drinking. I wouldn't have been hitting it hard. And
Speaker 2: I don't even like wine. Bright day I wasn't gonna
Speaker 2: go hard in the pain.
Speaker 1: But I was excited about going out and enjoying myself
Speaker 1: on a Sunday and at a party bus and having fun.
Speaker 2: And I didn't even get to do it. Man, So
Speaker 2: tell me this though, how much did you fork over
Speaker 2: money wise? Zero dollar? I thought you said you all
Speaker 2: pitched in to try and win.
Speaker 1: They pitched in, and then they didn't pitch.
Speaker 2: In it at all. It was gonna be a free
Speaker 2: ninety nine. It was free ninety nine. I don't believe
Speaker 2: there was three families that bought the thing, and then
Speaker 2: in if I did, all these other people got it. Okay,
Speaker 2: So I thought all the groups had pitched in. I
Speaker 2: thought it was too But I told my wife, I said,
Speaker 2: how much did we had to pay for that? She
Speaker 2: goes nothing. So the other people were just flexing.
Speaker 1: Yes, the three other families were flexing.
Speaker 2: Hey, John, thanks for the low key flexo dollars. So
Speaker 2: they invited all of us and we got to go
Speaker 2: all right. So the fact you didn't invest the money,
Speaker 2: I guess then it's just like, yeah, we're not gonna go.
Speaker 2: I mean cause those other three families that paid it
Speaker 2: was their.
Speaker 1: Thing, their thing, it was their thing, and one of
Speaker 1: the wise when I was like, I'm not going I mean,
Speaker 1: I thought she was gonna cry, she goes.
Speaker 2: I'm so sad right now? Is she gonna do make out?
Speaker 1: I was like, girl, we're we're not hooking up, so
Speaker 1: let's relax.
Speaker 2: You tell her you're married. Well, she was there with
Speaker 2: her husband anytime. One of the fellow parents is like,
Speaker 2: super sad. You didn't go like you have a family. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a little strange. I'm I'm sorry. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, all right, would.
Speaker 2: You did any of them come in when your wife
Speaker 2: came in at nine? No? No, they all stumbled home,
Speaker 2: she said. One of the women kisses you. She comes
Speaker 2: in like, oh, sorry, wrong house, wrong house. Sorry. Did
Speaker 2: that guy that left his cars? Did they sleep you
Speaker 2: guy's house?
Speaker 1: No, they walked there three blocks home to their house.
Speaker 1: Got it and uh, I guess he came and got
Speaker 1: it in the morning.
Speaker 2: I don't know how embarrassing. Forty something Monday morning. You
Speaker 2: gotta get your vehicle, like I.
Speaker 1: Gotta go get the truck man. He literally he told
Speaker 1: my wife when he got to the bus He's like,
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna walk home.
Speaker 2: I'll just get my truck in the morning. He's walking
Speaker 2: at five am. The birds are out, and he's getting
Speaker 2: his truck doing the walk of shame. Dude, get back
Speaker 2: to your neighborhood, Get back to your nine to five.
Speaker 2: What are these families doing, dude? Just wild? That is great?
Speaker 2: And then what part of town was it that it
Speaker 2: took you guys? South of town? Uh? Yeah, And then
Speaker 2: he replied he thinking it was at fruit of mcdogal
Speaker 2: for a name, he goes.
Speaker 1: One of the dads goes, man, those lesbians were a
Speaker 1: lot of fun. What And then mom goes, they weren't lesbians,
Speaker 1: they were just friends. One of the husbands couldn't come,
Speaker 1: so she brought up friend and he goes, oh.
Speaker 2: My man, good upgrade. Oh s, lesbians were a lot
Speaker 2: of fun. I bet you missed out on some stuff
Speaker 2: I met.
Speaker 1: I missed out on a lot. I guarantee you. My
Speaker 1: wife didn't tell me half of it. She's not a
Speaker 1: very good storyteller. She doesn't have a good she doesn't
Speaker 1: take mental notes of everything like I do. Oh, we'll
Speaker 1: take a break.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back. Because let's be real that many
Speaker 2: not just to play the numbers. What you said, sixteen
Speaker 2: people right in couples. There had to have been one
Speaker 2: that got pissed. There had to be some kind of fight,
Speaker 2: had been some fight. There had to have been some
Speaker 2: guy that got a little handsy.
Speaker 1: There had to be something that got too drunk and
Speaker 1: the spouse was mad at that person for getting a
Speaker 1: little too drunk.
Speaker 2: There's no way everybody was just a perfect person. It wasn't.
Speaker 1: It couldn't have been smooth sailing. There's no way it
Speaker 1: was smooth sailing the whole trip.
Speaker 2: Like one of the guys takes a pee outside the bus.
Speaker 1: Or something something in the parking lot. Anything, but that
Speaker 1: was my weekend man, So yeah, it was a lot.
Speaker 2: You don't think they played with that empty Proseco bottle
Speaker 2: they played Spin the bottle on the way back to you? No,
Speaker 2: because I took it inside, dude. Good thing. If there's
Speaker 2: ever a bottle sitting around, it lends itself to spin
Speaker 2: the bottle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, spin the bottle. That's good stuff. That was a
Speaker 1: good game back in the day. Wild what a weird game.
Speaker 1: Who invented that?
Speaker 2: I mean, it's basically it doesn't make its way past college.
Speaker 2: I mean When was the last time you played to
Speaker 2: spin the bottle because you can't as an adult. You're no,
Speaker 2: you don't do it at risk kissing a dude. Well, no,
Speaker 2: some people play it if it lands on a dude,
Speaker 2: you kiss a dude.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not playing the way Calloway plays. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: just not. I just can't do it. But yeah, that
Speaker 1: was about it.
Speaker 2: Man. You play where it has to land on the
Speaker 2: opposite sex. Yeah, we play lands on a dude, lands
Speaker 2: on a dude. That's how you guys do it in Michigan.
Speaker 1: You also thought the coach is getting naked was normal
Speaker 1: because your coaches got naked and came in the locker room.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: And I think there was some guy on Facebook. It
Speaker 1: was his birthday, Alex heat. I don't know when his
Speaker 1: birthday was, but he's a big fan. He's never nice
Speaker 1: to us, but he wanted a happy birthday, so happy birthday.
Speaker 1: I think it was just this past weekend. But yeah,
Speaker 1: and then also I got another email. I'd be remiss
Speaker 1: if I didn't mention that Landon Loker is also qualified
Speaker 1: to address foot injuries. Bay dropped a beer glass bottle
Speaker 1: near Loker's pool. This was against the rules. The glass
Speaker 1: hit her and cut her ankle. Landon jumped up and
Speaker 1: stopped the bleeding with a mowana band aid.
Speaker 2: She lived.
Speaker 1: Take a few shots and the pain will go away,
Speaker 1: and you will live, Nurse Brandy.
Speaker 2: There we go, guys, let's go to cans. This is
Speaker 2: a little too much with the glass we ever got
Speaker 2: at Bell's Bluff One time a dude had coronas out there.
Speaker 2: Freaking Ruiz went and went off on the dude. Last
Speaker 2: time anybody ever brought glass to the pool, I will say.
Speaker 1: I used to think, Oh, what's the big deal if
Speaker 1: you have glass at the pool?
Speaker 2: Who cares? Now? I know? Never?
Speaker 1: Glass should never be anywhere anywhere. No one should ever
Speaker 1: drink from glass ever again. Ever, did not realize how
Speaker 1: dangerous glass could be.
Speaker 2: Contrary opinion, I think ultras better in a can than
Speaker 2: in a bottle. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm not a fan
Speaker 2: of bottles. I think everything tastes better as a draft
Speaker 2: and a can than in a bottle. Interesting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no idea. I don't know the answers.
Speaker 2: Ray, I don't drink anymore, all.
Speaker 1: Right, man, have a great Monday. Yeah, I thought it
Speaker 1: was a good pot.
Speaker 2: We covered everything except for you went a little too
Speaker 2: hot and hit heavy with hanging out with Justin's No,
Speaker 2: the whole basis of us hanging out was the passing
Speaker 2: of ten. How would I know that? That's why I
Speaker 2: tried to give you a heads up and he just
Speaker 2: kept saying, so what do you guys do? I didn't
Speaker 2: know why you wanted to know so well.
Speaker 1: Because you said there was an update, so it is
Speaker 1: obviously there.
Speaker 2: I get it now. You were connecting the birthday update
Speaker 2: and us hanging out as an update, but it wasn't
Speaker 2: an update. It was just eating pork us pork missiles
Speaker 2: and doing some Memory Lane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my fault. That's my fault.
Speaker 2: And making Bazer think we almost played in the major leagues.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He ended up staying the night too.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, he wasn't good to drive good.
Speaker 2: He stayed upstairs. He's up there playing video games till
Speaker 2: four am. Me and Beazer slept till new on Sunday. Whoa,
Speaker 2: it's the latest I've slept in ten years. Dude.
Speaker 1: My kids, let me tell you, they slept till eight
Speaker 1: thirty on Sunday.
Speaker 2: That's good for kids.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable that's how much they were worn out from the kids,
Speaker 1: all the kids being over there on Saturday, then us
Speaker 1: going over to the neighbors and making pork missiles eight
Speaker 1: thirty in the morning.
Speaker 2: I was shocked. Shocked. Yeah, yeah, I wonder how my
Speaker 2: wife's feeling this morning. I'll ask her if they played
Speaker 2: F Mary Kill. Okay, I'm telling you people, you know,
Speaker 2: married people in neighborhoods, it's like the easiest game to play.
Speaker 2: It's everybody riled up. It was a blast, I mean,
Speaker 2: other otherwise, what else are you gonna play? You know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Yeah, that's a great one. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send a text right now, I'm gonna send
Speaker 1: a text let's play F Mary Kill.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna get their reactions because it really gets
Speaker 2: them going, because then they'll be like, oh really.
Speaker 1: That big old girl, and right, yeah, you can end it.
Speaker 1: Day we already boasted. Yeah, just stop it. They're good.
Speaker 2: Do you think that was a good choice though? I
Speaker 2: said I'd marry the seventy year old. Yeah, it's probably
Speaker 2: secure because she's already retired. Yeah, so then I don't
Speaker 2: have to you know, she'll take care of you. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like she's secure, you know. Yes.
Speaker 1: On Wednesday, we got to talk about Big Brother.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not watching it.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, are you gonna stop the recording?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Man,