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Speaker 1: Like there are middle schoolers that have a better podcast

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Speaker 2: Oh so you're gonna say that, and I don't think

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Speaker 1: They probably have a better camera than we do. Yes,

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Speaker 2: Well, what you gotta worry about with these kids? Now?

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Speaker 2: They're all streaming. So that's if I'm in a public space.

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Speaker 2: we're streaming. Notify people, listen, kidd, I didn't give you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I just noticed that, Like I look at

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Speaker 1: Well, their cameras are freaking phenomenal.

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Speaker 2: Not her phone, thousand dollars camera.

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Speaker 2: So until you give up one thousand dollars like that, ray,

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Speaker 2: So there ain't no camera in any world or any

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Speaker 2: At me using my own phone, using my own stuff,

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Speaker 2: spending no money. If I had one of those cameras, right, Ray,

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Speaker 2: Ray is ever? Are you good with that camera? Okay? Cool?

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Speaker 2: imagine us down on Broadway with drunk people than dollars camera?

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Speaker 1: No, because we don't even know with your phone, so

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we are after the break. MLB has their All

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Speaker 2: Star break. We had our All Star Break fourth of July.

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Speaker 2: Let's go. We're doing all video. Now. We'll do more

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Speaker 2: It's huge can't wait. Ray, don't get political? Huge, Oh,

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Speaker 2: Got it? They all got their sayings. Now all right,

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Speaker 2: What up? Everybody?

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Speaker 1: I am lunchbox and I know the most about sports.

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Speaker 2: Y'all. It's Hiss and Ray Mundo. I'm from the North.

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Speaker 2: I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the North Side

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Speaker 2: two point two acres. At Vanderbilt Electrophysiology Unit, Justin should

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Speaker 2: What day did Justin come over to your house on Wednesday? No?

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Speaker 1: Then we'll get to that later. Well, we'll get to

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Speaker 1: my whole. I want to get to my weekend because

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Speaker 1: of all the people sore losers nation, And I said, Brandy,

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Speaker 1: My methods were maybe a little rough, but she survived,

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Speaker 2: That was a nice email, Thank you, Brandy. She probably

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Speaker 1: No, I did not go to my soccer game. I

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Speaker 1: I understand, you out, I understand. But so obviously there

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Speaker 2: To get you awake, yeah, kind of like they do

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Speaker 2: Right from college Friday night, sixth Street, and so I

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, you didn't see no. Let me show you.

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Speaker 2: Bam. Well you get all because of a piece of Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Can we do that for the Yeah, yes we can.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they were real good, helpful. They did start fighting

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Speaker 1: say as I was leaving, they were like, now you're

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Speaker 2: my foot. Man the oxy though, you still want to

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Speaker 1: I was walking around that house, Hey, do you got

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Speaker 2: One of my buddies, Oh sorry, sorry, go ahead. One

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Speaker 2: I think he's recovered and he's good now, Oh good.

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Speaker 2: That's what we like to hear that. He was always

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Speaker 1: I was in such a good mood. I got home

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, sorry, sorry, I'd fall kind of

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Speaker 2: Asleep, Dad, Dad, your eyes are closed.

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Speaker 2: I shouldn't be around the kids like this. And next

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Speaker 2: thing I knew, they were all in the room. They're like, Dad, Dad,

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Speaker 2: We all scream for ice cream? So are you kids?

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00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,360
Speaker 2: Are we gonna have dinner first? And like, we are

434
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:52,159
Speaker 2: your children? Dad? Dad? Who are you guys? And you

435
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,640
Speaker 2: recognize your wife? Yeah? I did?

436
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,119
Speaker 1: And they said, Dad, we went out to dinner.

437
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,080
Speaker 2: You were asleep.

438
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,440
Speaker 1: They went to dinner, went and got ice cream. I

439
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,240
Speaker 1: had no idea.

440
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why you shouldn't do drugs, kids. No, No,

441
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,320
Speaker 2: I didn't do drugs. That was when you were all

442
00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:09,440
Speaker 2: drugged out. That was from the anaesthesia you did anesthesia

443
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:12,280
Speaker 2: skag and I was like, whoa, that was like one

444
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,480
Speaker 2: tenth of the out of husha that Rogers did. Had

445
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:18,239
Speaker 2: no idea you seeing frogs and I don't even know.

446
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,440
Speaker 2: I don't remember it. It is wild how much you

447
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,639
Speaker 2: fall asleep, Because when Baser would take it for some

448
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,040
Speaker 2: of her procedures, she would not even be able to

449
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,359
Speaker 2: text a sentence and should fall asleep with her phone

450
00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:28,919
Speaker 2: in her hand boom, And I was like, hey, just

451
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,919
Speaker 2: put the cell phone down. That text doesn't even need

452
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:34,000
Speaker 2: to be sent and then she'd fall not off the

453
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,760
Speaker 2: movie thing should get one scene in nods off. I'm like, Okay,

454
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,840
Speaker 2: don't even worry about the movie. We're gonna go black screen,

455
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:45,200
Speaker 2: black room. Nothing's gonna happen. Fall asleep, because as as ambitious, motivated,

456
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:48,080
Speaker 2: amazing Americans, we still want to live our normal life.

457
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,440
Speaker 2: Just let the meds wear off. Let yourself heal.

458
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, let yourself get the sleep you need. Like, don't

459
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,800
Speaker 1: try to fight it. Don't try to watch movies with

460
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,720
Speaker 1: your kids, because then they keep shaking you and waking

461
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,679
Speaker 1: you up. And guess what that does, just annoys you

462
00:19:58,720 --> 00:19:59,520
Speaker 1: and it irritates you.

463
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,560
Speaker 2: Dude, you go in the backyard to play soccer and

464
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,760
Speaker 2: you fall asleep in the backyard in your night gown.

465
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,679
Speaker 2: His bad dad's on drugs.

466
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:12,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, so the surgery was an absolute smashing success. I

467
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:17,239
Speaker 1: was bandaged up. But I'll tell you about the rest

468
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,399
Speaker 1: of the weekend right after this.

469
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,080
Speaker 2: They see that all the time on Broadway. Dude, he

470
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:24,280
Speaker 2: saw that already ten times that day. What glass in

471
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,520
Speaker 2: the foot? You know how many strippers going there on

472
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,240
Speaker 2: a Friday income.

473
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,040
Speaker 1: Oh, that's probably true. I didn't even think about that.

474
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,120
Speaker 2: Class in the foot. That's rudimentary.

475
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:36,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, won't really take a break. When we ran back Saturday,

476
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,440
Speaker 1: What time does Justin come to your house?

477
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:43,040
Speaker 2: Uh? Well, I mean that's the sad part. Man. I

478
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,919
Speaker 2: don't think we want to get into it. Man. Okay,

479
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:50,320
Speaker 2: his dog passed away, and so we buried his dog

480
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:54,399
Speaker 2: in the yard. Oh so, I didn't know that was

481
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,679
Speaker 2: gonna be a bit, but you just went in really

482
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,240
Speaker 2: hot and hard. No.

483
00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,879
Speaker 1: No, all you have to do is tell me what

484
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:01,760
Speaker 1: came early.

485
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,480
Speaker 2: Because we were doing that, and so we started the

486
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:06,240
Speaker 2: drinking at about ten am because it's emotional.

487
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:09,120
Speaker 1: Oh man, yeah, that's bad.

488
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,680
Speaker 2: Okay, now I feel bad. Yeah. So by eleven am,

489
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:16,720
Speaker 2: I was six feet deep, six beers deep? Man? Oh man?

490
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,600
Speaker 2: How old was his dog?

491
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:17,920
Speaker 1: Man?

492
00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:18,919
Speaker 2: Just time to go?

493
00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:22,760
Speaker 1: Oh man, I didn't even know, Man, I would have

494
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:23,400
Speaker 1: texted him.

495
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,720
Speaker 2: And he didn't want to do the cremation thing. He wanted.

496
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:28,080
Speaker 2: He really did always want to do that route, the

497
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:30,440
Speaker 2: grave route. He didn't have a plot though. He lived

498
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,960
Speaker 2: in an apartment, and I said, hey, we have a

499
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,879
Speaker 2: part of our yard that we're never going to develop.

500
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:34,840
Speaker 2: Put him there.

501
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,040
Speaker 1: What if you guys end up not being friends in

502
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,840
Speaker 1: six months? Is he come and dig him up.

503
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,320
Speaker 2: I mean, I think we'd always probably be friends. I

504
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,879
Speaker 2: hope something that's the same assumption. I mean, not always.

505
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,359
Speaker 2: I mean friendships in friendships come and go, right, But

506
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,800
Speaker 2: I think we'll honestly own this house forever unless we

507
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 2: lose our jobs that after four clothes and then yeah,

508
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,600
Speaker 2: then we wouldn't. Then the next guy, I'll have just

509
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:55,879
Speaker 2: a gravestone at his site.

510
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:59,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So that So did he like call you

511
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,320
Speaker 1: Saturday morning to be like, hey.

512
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,679
Speaker 2: No, we had planned it, we knew it. And so

513
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:07,119
Speaker 2: the person came over, administered the shots, the same shots

514
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,119
Speaker 2: you got. The dog got, oh, and then we put

515
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 2: him six feet under man.

516
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:12,880
Speaker 1: See, I didn't know we were going there.

517
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:18,280
Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, that's a terrible feeling. That's a terrible dude.

518
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,960
Speaker 2: And then Justin he was drinking like it a little bit. Yeah,

519
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,959
Speaker 2: because how old was the dog? Twelve?

520
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,680
Speaker 1: See, he's been a part of Justin's life. He went

521
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:26,760
Speaker 1: from Boston to here.

522
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 2: And we told Justin Justin was hitting it pretty hard,

523
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,480
Speaker 2: and we said, hey, dude, you and your dog can't

524
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 2: die the exact same day. Calm it down, dude, you

525
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,960
Speaker 2: don't need to put down twenty beers. You really told

526
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,959
Speaker 2: him that. Yeah, we were making jokes like that. That's funny,

527
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:45,639
Speaker 2: that's funny. But Templeton had a good life. It was

528
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,680
Speaker 2: a good shift, as the hockey announcers would say.

529
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,600
Speaker 1: Or good shift, as the hospital workers would say. They

530
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,840
Speaker 1: just got off their shift. They're on the night first shift,

531
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:53,800
Speaker 1: in overnight shift.

532
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 2: But yeah, we started early, and so then we went golfing.

533
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,640
Speaker 2: We did nine Baser picked us up, dropped us off

534
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 2: nine to nine, dominated him. I mean, I hate to

535
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 2: use it. It's like whenever somebody you ever have somebody

536
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 2: near you or close to you die, dude, it's the

537
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:09,719
Speaker 2: worst because you can't ever reference death or it. I

538
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 2: was like, well I killed him at golf, dude, you

539
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 2: can't do any of that shit. I was like, man,

540
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:20,359
Speaker 2: I buried you, dude. Man I freaking murdered that ball.

541
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 2: The same thing happened with the other neighbor.

542
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,359
Speaker 1: Hey, that ball's gone, dude, just like, oh.

543
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 2: No, dude, though our neighbors this is a year ago,

544
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 2: but our other neighbor's husband passed away tragically, and so

545
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,680
Speaker 2: I'll go over there sometimes. The helper, she's an older lady,

546
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,160
Speaker 2: and Craigslist guys were coming over and I go, hey,

547
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,359
Speaker 2: I'm over here to make sure neither of us get murdered.

548
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 2: We can't do that. And then she goes, hey, I

549
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 2: saw you running the other day. Was it hot? I go, yeah,

550
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:51,199
Speaker 2: I was about to die. I'm telling you, dude, I

551
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 2: can't avoid it. It's amazing.

552
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,160
Speaker 1: You don't realize how many like dying and death and

553
00:23:56,240 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 1: oh it's over. References you make in a day make

554
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,320
Speaker 1: a lot, yeah, because everything ties into that.

555
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,159
Speaker 2: Yeah. And so then we saw that lady again in

556
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 2: the middle of the road and thank god, for the

557
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 2: first time ever, I didn't make one reference to death.

558
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:13,080
Speaker 2: Good so, but yeah, so justin partied golf dominated him through.

559
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 2: We played skins skagskins. Threw five holes. I was up

560
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 2: five to nothing. It was already over. We only played nine.

561
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,119
Speaker 2: The most he could do was five to four within

562
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 2: five holes. I'd put him to sleep.

563
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,879
Speaker 1: So you like he was down in the dumbs and

564
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,120
Speaker 1: you put the dirt on top of him.

565
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,439
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, And I said, well, and we decided to

566
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 2: do the golf after, so you kind of get your

567
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 2: mind off things.

568
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, But every time the ball went in the hole,

569
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 1: didn't it feel like the same thing as burying the dog.

570
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 2: Man too soon? Too soon? Of course, was great out?

571
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 2: Was it crowded? No, it really wasn't. How emotionally did

572
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:53,679
Speaker 2: was he able to play golf? Tiger did it. Michael

573
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,679
Speaker 2: Jordan did it after his dad died. Tiger did it

574
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 2: after he had got divorced. In the Perkins Waitress parking lot.

575
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,880
Speaker 2: He got to compartmentalize, That's what Tiger said. How could

576
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 2: Tiger eat his fruit roller or is lucky charms in

577
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 2: the morning of a golf tournament after having an affair

578
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 2: and his entire life falling apart compartmentalized? He said, And

579
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 2: that's what Justin's good at.

580
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:18,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, So then I saw there's a video of

581
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 1: you guys like having a hard heart on the porch man.

582
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:26,399
Speaker 2: So we had actually, we had said before Laura went inside,

583
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 2: because well we always Baser, we go, hey, we should

584
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 2: act like we almost made it to the major leagues.

585
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 2: But just talk real and don't even tell Baser. And

586
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 2: so Justin goes, yeah, I was I he had played

587
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,879
Speaker 2: semi pro baseball. I mean he played what was it

588
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 2: was college baseball? For sure, he played comparable to Division

589
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 2: two baseball. Okay, we're at I don't know, good somewhere

590
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,159
Speaker 2: in no Michigan. It was Grand Valley State, I think, okay, yeah,

591
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,920
Speaker 2: and so then he played on this other team that's

592
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:58,399
Speaker 2: considered semi pro. Got it, and but I mean that

593
00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,720
Speaker 2: was years ago, and he goes, yeah, they want me

594
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 2: to play, and we're always like, Justin, have they seen

595
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:05,679
Speaker 2: you in the last two years? You mean we're like

596
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 2: forty years old. And he's like, yeah, this team wants

597
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 2: to be what you haven't even thrown a baseball? Okay,

598
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,919
Speaker 2: And so we said when she comes out here, we

599
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 2: should really lay it on Thick that we almost both

600
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,479
Speaker 2: were played pro baseball, and so we did. Beazer then

601
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 2: takes the video which you could maybe play the audio. Yeah,

602
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,400
Speaker 2: I saw it somewhere and it was of Justin saying

603
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 2: that he had signed a minor league baseball contract, which

604
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:30,439
Speaker 2: he kind of did, and then me saying that I

605
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 2: kind of played pro as well, but I just got

606
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 2: I just I don't know, but we was our angle.

607
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 2: Got it, Yeah, got it? So tell me, like the

608
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 2: rest of the day we were watching baseball, we had

609
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 2: hitters going. Obviously Justin Justin didn't get any hits. Mine

610
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 2: didn't get any hits. Oh my gosh.

611
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 1: So the dog's dead, the Streak's dead.

612
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, areas he hasn't gotten a hit. And since the

613
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,920
Speaker 2: Clinton administration, Vlad Guerrero finally got a hit. Who's the

614
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 2: oh gold Schmidt. I mean he's been complete hit So

615
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 2: guys ain't getting hits. But we go to the All

616
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 2: Star break at A two, trying to get to fifty

617
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 2: seven for that five point six million. But yeah, then

618
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 2: we grilled. We did burgers, jalapeno burgers. We did Brots,

619
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 2: didn't really love them, never been a broad guy. Oh,

620
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 2: Broughts are the best, dude. And then we did pork

621
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:18,959
Speaker 2: missiles with the Glizzies. So we were all set up

622
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 2: with that and it was just a day of grilling, chilling, fellowship,

623
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 2: the memories of Templeton and Garcia.

624
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: Are you gonna update the text thread or not?

625
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,160
Speaker 2: What are we doing here? Yeah? Do you want it? Yeah?

626
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 1: No, we're just talking about you and justin hanging out.

627
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 2: And there was drama.

628
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: He's the one that invited people to a golf tournament

629
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,360
Speaker 1: that wasn't even happening because the birthday boy couldn't even

630
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 1: make it.

631
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,959
Speaker 2: So he goes, hey, that text thread I sent you guys?

632
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,680
Speaker 2: You know how it said, Ray and dodd birthday, we're

633
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 2: gonna go golfing. Yeah, and I wasn't supposed to be

634
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,880
Speaker 2: on it. You were supposed to be on it. Oh,

635
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,400
Speaker 2: I thought that was gonna be the update. He worded

636
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 2: it weird. The update is apparently it's his birthday in

637
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,640
Speaker 2: a week, and the whole point of the text thread

638
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 2: is we're gonna go golfing for him his birthday. But

639
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 2: since in America we're all vain, I thought it was

640
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 2: about my birthday. I thought it was about my birthday. No,

641
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 2: you don't. It was for my birthday all along. That's

642
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 2: why I gave you guys the dates of my birthday

643
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,120
Speaker 2: for your birthday. It wasn't for my birthday. It wasn't

644
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:23,679
Speaker 2: for Dodd's birthday. It was for his birthday, and we

645
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 2: made fun of him and thought it was all for

646
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 2: our own birthdays. I was like, why don't make plans

647
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 2: for other people's birthday? And I didn't even think, Oh

648
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,439
Speaker 2: my god, Justin and I share a birthday, so he

649
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 2: should be he could be talking about his birthday. That's hilarious.

650
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 2: That's a pretty good update. That's a great update, guys.

651
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 2: Update was Justin was not delusional. And just totally out

652
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 2: to see to pastor. But he did indeed have his

653
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 2: own birthday that he was trying to plan for.

654
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 1: It wasn't Dodds, it wasn't raised, it wasn't mine. It

655
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: was miscommunication.

656
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 2: That's really for you. Will you wanna know about my Saturday? Ray? Yeah?

657
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 2: Hit me.

658
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, your Saturday looks so fun.

659
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 2: Man.

660
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 1: You guys drinking some you know, bud Heavies or some

661
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: michelob ultras on the back porch, hanging out, relaxing, golfing. Well,

662
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: when I was talking to my wife Friday night after

663
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: the kids went to bed, she was like, oh, by

664
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: the way, baby Box two was sad at dinner because

665
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: he hadn't seen his friends in a while. So I

666
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,239
Speaker 1: sent out an APB and I invited three of his

667
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 1: friends to come over tomorrow.

668
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 2: Not when you're on drugs.

669
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 1: So we're talking five year old, two boys, one girl

670
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: that are coming over on Saturday. And she goes, so

671
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 1: they're gonna come about ten thirty or eleven, Mike, Great,

672
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 1: sounds good.

673
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 2: We'll have fun.

674
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: It'd be a great time. Eleven o'clock eleven oh three,

675
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 1: first kid shows up with his dad and his older brother.

676
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 2: What's up? Guys, what's up? What's up? How you doing?

677
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 2: Come on in.

678
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 1: Then eleven fifteen, the other boy shows up with his mom. Hey,

679
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 1: how are you good to see you? Come on in,

680
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: Come on in. Eleven thirty, the girl shows up with

681
00:29:59,240 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 1: her mom.

682
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 2: Oh, welcome, come on. We're hanging out for like an hour,

683
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 2: hour and fifteen minutes. Are you a fine on drugs?

684
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 1: I'm not on drugs. I've come down.

685
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 2: I'm done.

686
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 1: And we're just hanging out, all sitting around in the

687
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: kitchen talking. The kids are running around, playing in the backyard.

688
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 1: And then the one dad is like, all right, man,

689
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 1: I gotta take my older son. He's going to a sleepover,

690
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 1: so his buddy lives down the street.

691
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 2: I'll take him. I'll be back though, like all right, man,

692
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 2: good to see you, man, Good to see you. Cool.

693
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: Cool, And the wives, the women sit around there chatting.

694
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 1: So I sit around and chat for another hour, and

695
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: then the one's like, oh, I gotta go, you know

696
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 1: what I mean, taking the daughter.

697
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 2: She leaves. So we got three kids one mom. Still

698
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 2: you were chatting them up. That's what they say on

699
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 2: the Love Life, chatting them up UK. And then.

700
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 1: One of the boys the dad shows up with his

701
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 1: older sister and the mom is still there, so they're

702
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 1: just hanging out. And then the dad that left he

703
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 1: shows back up. Hey man, he We're sitting around the

704
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: kitchen table for another two hours, talking, talking.

705
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 2: I set you up to say, chatting them up, chatting

706
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 2: them up. Crap. And then the mom, one of the

707
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 2: moms just gonna get some more moms in the equation.

708
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 2: The mom sausage.

709
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 1: The mom and daughter are like, well, we got to

710
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: go because we're house sitting. You know, we're dog sitting,

711
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 1: so we're gonna go take the dog for a walk.

712
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: They leave, So now it's the two dads, me and

713
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: my wife. My wife just disappears, goes to the room

714
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: and hangs out by herself for an hour and a half.

715
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 1: They were there from eleven until five pm.

716
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 2: Man, six hours. Love to move by your wife though,

717
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 2: that's genius.

718
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: No, no, she's the one that set this whole thing up.

719
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 1: And she's like, I just had to leave finally I

720
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 1: was tired. I'm like, no, no, you're the one that

721
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: invited these people over. And how unbelievable was it that

722
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: one dad replaced the mom Like they texted each other

723
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: and said, hey, you can should come over now.

724
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 2: He came over, she left. Unbelievable, and it makes parenting

725
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 2: easy and fun, right, I mean, you don't want to

726
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 2: just sit in your own living room with your own

727
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:03,959
Speaker 2: family and watch your same TV channel every Saturday afternoon

728
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 2: and the programming now is god awful. No, no, I

729
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 2: understand that.

730
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 1: I was thinking they would come over for maybe two

731
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 1: two and a half hours, and we told another family

732
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 1: in the neighborhood, hey, you guys want to go to

733
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: the pool around three, and so we had plans to

734
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 1: be do a pool meet up at three o'clock.

735
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 2: No show, We no called, no showed because they were

736
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 2: still there. But it must have been a good time.

737
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 2: For six hours. That's a lot of chattingham up. That's

738
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 2: a lot of chatting them up.

739
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: And they finally leave and then I'm like, guys, we

740
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 1: gotta go because the family that we were meeting at

741
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 1: the pool, we were gonna go to the pool.

742
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 2: Three to five.

743
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: Then we were headed to their crib because we were

744
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: gonna grill some pork.

745
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 2: Missiles, dude, glizzies are in everybody's doing that now, and.

746
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: So we were like, we gotta hurry up and get

747
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 1: over there and by the time we got over there,

748
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: it's five forty. We're forty minutes late because we couldn't

749
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: get these people out of our house.

750
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 2: So we go over there.

751
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: They got the margarita's going. They got the margarita machines,

752
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 1: frozen watermelon margaritas.

753
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 2: We're drinking those. The kids are running around being crazy,

754
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 2: got the wings on the grill. They got a fence

755
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 2: or you worry about kids you going in traffic.

756
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 1: They have a fence in the backyard, but they I

757
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,479
Speaker 1: think the kids are in the front yard. They were

758
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: digging for rocks and coming back and look at this rock.

759
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: I found not sure if they were digging across.

760
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 2: The street where they're was that old man John's.

761
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 1: There was construction on the house. I don't know where

762
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: they were getting the rocks, but they were everywhere.

763
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 2: The construction crew is gonna be missing some rocks this morning.

764
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: And we did the glizzies, you know, the pork missiles,

765
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: did the wooking them.

766
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 2: Are you watching? Are you observing or I'm just observing

767
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 2: all the dad's putting in their input.

768
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 1: No, No, it's just me and two other dads, like

769
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 1: the dad that lives there and another dad.

770
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 2: That lives down the street.

771
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: I got my foot propped up on a chair, dude,

772
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: because I've been on my foot all day. I'm just

773
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 1: supposed to raise it above my heart. And he's cooking

774
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 1: on the grill. We're sitting out there talking, having some margaritas,

775
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: having a good old time. Kids are running around. Then

776
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 1: we eat wings and uh the kids eat some pork missiles.

777
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 2: They're running around. Only about nine thirty we head home

778
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 2: as a night. Yeah, we were going from eleven until

779
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,800
Speaker 2: like nine to thirty. You know what, I totally forgot.

780
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 2: Jessica came over at like some point during the day,

781
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 2: at round six. What about Angelina? No, she didn't. She's

782
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 2: off the radar at the moment. They just need a

783
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 2: little time away from each other. Yeah. But when he

784
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:23,839
Speaker 2: needed her as the most, no, no, she sent him

785
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 2: a message. Oh shit. Yeah. That was all good. Yeah,

786
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 2: but careful though with the drinking, because when we had

787
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 2: Jessica over, we had a couple too many and we played, uh,

788
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,800
Speaker 2: played the game Mary kill oh no with the old

789
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 2: neighbor women who we'd pick. That's fun. And so I said,

790
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 2: Mary Carol, she's seventy. I said, this one lady movement out,

791
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:48,959
Speaker 2: I said, kill that big old girl. And then, dude,

792
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 2: don't get to drinking with the neighbors. We weren't drinking

793
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 2: with the big old girls and the and the and

794
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 2: the elderly in the community. Oh.

795
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 1: And so then we're sitting there Sunday, you know, Saturday night,

796
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 1: and I'm like talking about how those people were at

797
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 1: the house for six hours. I mean, I've never seen

798
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,239
Speaker 1: a playdate that long, if you want to drop your

799
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:07,879
Speaker 1: kids off for that.

800
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 2: Long, but this daycare session, it was.

801
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 1: A long time, dude. But Saturday night was so much fun.

802
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 1: Then they're like, all right, we're gonna go, and they're like, yeah,

803
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,879
Speaker 1: we'll see tomorrow. We'll see tomorrow. And I'm like tomorrow.

804
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,760
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, we got the party bus tomorrow.

805
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, I forgot all about the party

806
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 2: bus on Sunday. On Sunday, I'll tell you all about

807
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 2: that right after this. You're wearing me out party bus

808
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 2: in your forties. Yeah.

809
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 1: So for the elementary school, they had a spring fundraiser

810
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: and it's like a bunch of silent auction items. This

811
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: happened a couple months ago, and one of them was

812
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 1: wine tasting for sixteen and some of the people in

813
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: the neighborhood like, dude, we should bid on that. We'll

814
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,839
Speaker 1: get a bus, we'll go to the wine tasting, we'll

815
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:51,800
Speaker 1: go to dinner afterwards.

816
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 2: It'll be a big old party. You were trying to

817
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 2: show out right, I put down four hundred dollars. It

818
00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 2: wasn't me, it was Josh. It's the dad's trying to

819
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 2: pocket book.

820
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: And he talked to another lady. He's like, should we

821
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 1: all go in on this? So they start bidding it

822
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 1: and we win, and so he sent out a calendar invite.

823
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 1: He's like, what day works best for people?

824
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 2: None? Whatever day you got, I got something.

825
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 1: So you're thinking, we're going to go to this nice winery.

826
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a good wine tasting, fourteen different like

827
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:25,240
Speaker 1: six or seven different wines, sixteen of us. It's gonna

828
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:30,800
Speaker 1: be amazing daycare. Turns out it's at a wine store

829
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: in a strip center.

830
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:34,760
Speaker 2: Man, they got you guys.

831
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: So it's like next to home depot and on the

832
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,800
Speaker 1: other side was a was a Walgreens.

833
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,919
Speaker 2: And on the other side of that is a rock

834
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 2: climbing wall.

835
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, pickleball in the subway. There's a subway in the

836
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 1: same Strip Center.

837
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 2: Every asking Robins, I know that, yeah exactly, and so

838
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 2: we're laughing. We're laughing our butts off, but we're like,

839
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 2: all right, so we're gonna get a bus. Well, where'd

840
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 2: you think the wine country was in Nashville? In there vineyard?

841
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:05,439
Speaker 2: I think it's it's known for whiskey Arrington Vineyards. Oh see,

842
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 2: I've never been. I've never been either, but I see

843
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not Lance Romance. We thought we.

844
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 1: Were going to some like vineyard, but it after we

845
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: got the whole thing, the package, it's at a wine

846
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 1: like it just Ray.

847
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 2: The vineyard was its next two Vineyard Vines TV T

848
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 2: shirt company.

849
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 1: So we invited all these family like couples.

850
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:24,919
Speaker 2: Here we go.

851
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,439
Speaker 1: The bus is picking us up at are in front

852
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: of my house three o'clock because it's central location on

853
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,280
Speaker 1: a Sunday, on a Sunday.

854
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:33,280
Speaker 2: Dude, you're nuts.

855
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 1: I understand that. Nuts nuts.

856
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 2: You gotta be strict no drinking policy though, too, But

857
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 2: you can't do that at a wine takes you can't

858
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 2: do that.

859
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 1: And then we had made dinner reservations at a restaurant

860
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 1: down the road after that, like it was gonna be

861
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,320
Speaker 1: a beautiful evening.

862
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 2: You guys were about to take it deeper than we

863
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 2: did on Saturday.

864
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 1: Exactly, dude. This is these people are jones in for

865
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 1: a good time. This is what parents do. They are

866
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: just like any excuse to get out.

867
00:37:59,360 --> 00:37:59,879
Speaker 2: And so the.

868
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 1: Party bus is rented, everything's lined up. We got the

869
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 1: babysitter lined up. Here we go, let's do this. Babysitter

870
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: is going to be there at two forty five because

871
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 1: the bus is taken, is going to be there at three.

872
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 1: And we get a text at two o'clock babysitter dog

873
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,879
Speaker 1: is vomiting, has to take it to the emergency vent.

874
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 2: How does that affect the entire sixteen party bus. It

875
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:33,839
Speaker 2: affects me. Oh my babysitter. My wife got our babysitter

876
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,360
Speaker 2: got it. So the party still went on, and we're.

877
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,919
Speaker 1: Like, no, this can't be happening. We've had this plan

878
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,400
Speaker 1: for a month and a half, We've had this in

879
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 1: the books. So what do we do. We pick up

880
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: the phone, call another babysitter. Nope, all right, another babysitter, Nope.

881
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 1: Why didn't you hit us because you live in the country,

882
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:52,400
Speaker 1: you wouldn't have made it.

883
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 2: Dude, We know how to watch a couple babies.

884
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: We called five different babysitters ray and none can make it.

885
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, last second too on a Sunday. They're all Sunday

886
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 2: fun day.

887
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 1: And so we looked at each other and we said,

888
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 1: what do we do? And she goes, well, let's be honest.

889
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: You have a hurt foot. You can't even put a

890
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 1: shoe on that foot. Do you really want to be

891
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 1: hobbling around on the bus and in the wine place.

892
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 2: And then to dinner.

893
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,880
Speaker 1: How about you stay behind and stay with the kids.

894
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 1: I just took a turn. I looked at my wife.

895
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 1: I said, so you're telling me all these fifteen other

896
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: people that are going on this adventure. I guess fourteen

897
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,439
Speaker 1: because we would be the fifteenth and sixteenth. I'm gonna

898
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 1: miss out on this bonding experience and meeting some of

899
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 1: these new people that I've never met in all the memories.

900
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 2: You really said that to your wife?

901
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 1: And I said, you're one hundred percent right, because I

902
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,720
Speaker 1: don't even like wine. Don't even give a crap about wine.

903
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,240
Speaker 1: I was going for the experience. And people start showing

904
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: up at the house and they got roadies and they

905
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: got their own cooler, little coolers full for.

906
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 2: The bus ride there and the bus ride back. Because

907
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 2: your spot was the meetup. My spot was the meetup.

908
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 2: So fifteen times we're not going Hey Mark, Hey, we're

909
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 2: not going Hey Sarah, how you doing? Yeah it is

910
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,360
Speaker 2: Sunday Funday, We're not going.

911
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 1: Everybody kept going, hey, dude, are you gonna get dressed?

912
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, godjam, I was just in basketball shorts and

913
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,400
Speaker 1: a T shirt. I was like, can't go. Babysitter canceled

914
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 1: and they're like, well, you could send one dour house. And

915
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 1: then the other neighbor's like, you could send one dour house.

916
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 1: And I'm like, your babysitter would murder me if I

917
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 1: just start dropping kids off at random times. They're like, oh,

918
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 1: you should, like maybe you should like come down for

919
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 1: dinner at least, and I'm like no, no, no, guys

920
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: like I'm just gonna to miss out. And then one

921
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 1: lady she jumps out of the car. She has a

922
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: whole bottle of prosecco. She boo, shoots the cork in

923
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 1: the air, starts pouring everybody drinks in their mouths. She's like, here,

924
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 1: opening up, open up.

925
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 2: Where is this that Miami Beach?

926
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 1: And I'm like I'm about to head back in. She goes, oh, here,

927
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,280
Speaker 1: will you take the empty bottle.

928
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, it's cash. Thanks.

929
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's glass. I don't do glass.

930
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 2: Okay. Oh I didn't get the joke.

931
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: Like, I was like, I don't do glass. And then

932
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 1: she goes, oh, I guess since we already drank, Oh,

933
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: we don't need the cups here?

934
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 2: Will you take the cups too?

935
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: I'm like all right, cool, And then she was like

936
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 1: and then they got in front of the bus and

937
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: we all take a picture. Like, I'm like, I don't

938
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,919
Speaker 1: need to be in the picture. Guys, Like, I'm not going.

939
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: I got a bump foot. The kids are inside, and

940
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: I just watched them get on the bus and drive

941
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:18,360
Speaker 1: off to the Strip Mall to go to their wine tasting,

942
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 1: and then they went to dinner. My wife came rolling

943
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 1: in about nine o'clock buzzing from the freaking heavens.

944
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 2: Oh so she went, oh, she went, all right, I

945
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 2: gol'd have been into this video. I got to stay home, man,

946
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 2: and just enjoy the day. But were there the dads?

947
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 2: Did you hit any of them up? Like, hey, any

948
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 2: of the ladies get a little too crazy? No?

949
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 1: I I it was already nine o'clock at night, and

950
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: I asked my wife how I was. She goes, oh,

951
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: it's fun, and she goes, I didn't get that drunk.

952
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 1: But the one dad that did drive over because the

953
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: babysitter was late, him and his wife they walked home

954
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,720
Speaker 1: and said, oh, I'll just get my truck in the morning.

955
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: Because they were a little sauced.

956
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 2: It carried over to a Monday yeah.

957
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: And then I text I said, how would you rate

958
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:06,360
Speaker 1: the experience? One to ten and one that there's a doctor.

959
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 2: She responded, calling all my patients, every appointment's canceled today.

960
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 1: She said wine tasting was okay. Dinner and hanging out

961
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,320
Speaker 1: with everyone's fun. And then she said what did everyone

962
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 1: else think? And then and she's one of the organizers,

963
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,919
Speaker 1: she goes, I do have to be honest. I wish

964
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,319
Speaker 1: the organizers found a Saturday though, because I'm getting my

965
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:29,240
Speaker 1: brain together to see patients this morning is challenging and foggy.

966
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:34,720
Speaker 1: Then another mom agree, the wine specialists at the wine

967
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 1: place could have been a little more exciting, but we

968
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 1: had so much fun than one of the dads.

969
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:40,720
Speaker 2: I thought it was great.

970
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 1: The bus was awesome. Going back and forth. Just on

971
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: the bus was worth it alone. That was where the

972
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 1: real party was. Then another mom, we need to do

973
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,720
Speaker 1: more of these group outings. Then my wife said, yeah,

974
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 1: I said the same thing. The wine tasting was okay.

975
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,760
Speaker 1: I wish I was sitting at your table for dinner,

976
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 1: but it was still fun and the bus was a

977
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: right idea. And then the other dad, we don't even

978
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,720
Speaker 1: need a fancy restaurant. Bus just can take us anywhere.

979
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: Anytime you're on a bus, it's like a party. That like,

980
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: that guy reminds me of my time back in Wisconsin.

981
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 1: And then he thought he was in Madison.

982
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 2: And then this other.

983
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: Monk goes, I think we need to buy a limo.

984
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: And then one of the dad goes, here's a two

985
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 1: thousand limo for sale. Shoesh And then I said. They

986
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 1: said it would have been ten out of ten if

987
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 1: you would have been there, and I said, yeah, you

988
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:27,240
Speaker 1: guys all failed.

989
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 2: The right answer was it was terrible. It would have

990
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 2: been fun with me, but without me, it was no fun.

991
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 2: With work. The next day, you probably wouldn't even have

992
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 2: been drinking. I wouldn't have been hitting it hard. And

993
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 2: I don't even like wine. Bright day I wasn't gonna

994
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 2: go hard in the pain.

995
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: But I was excited about going out and enjoying myself

996
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: on a Sunday and at a party bus and having fun.

997
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 2: And I didn't even get to do it. Man, So

998
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 2: tell me this though, how much did you fork over

999
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 2: money wise? Zero dollar? I thought you said you all

1000
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 2: pitched in to try and win.

1001
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 1: They pitched in, and then they didn't pitch.

1002
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 2: In it at all. It was gonna be a free

1003
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 2: ninety nine. It was free ninety nine. I don't believe

1004
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 2: there was three families that bought the thing, and then

1005
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:02,320
Speaker 2: in if I did, all these other people got it. Okay,

1006
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 2: So I thought all the groups had pitched in. I

1007
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:05,839
Speaker 2: thought it was too But I told my wife, I said,

1008
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 2: how much did we had to pay for that? She

1009
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,760
Speaker 2: goes nothing. So the other people were just flexing.

1010
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 1: Yes, the three other families were flexing.

1011
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 2: Hey, John, thanks for the low key flexo dollars. So

1012
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,400
Speaker 2: they invited all of us and we got to go

1013
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 2: all right. So the fact you didn't invest the money,

1014
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 2: I guess then it's just like, yeah, we're not gonna go.

1015
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 2: I mean cause those other three families that paid it

1016
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 2: was their.

1017
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 1: Thing, their thing, it was their thing, and one of

1018
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 1: the wise when I was like, I'm not going I mean,

1019
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 1: I thought she was gonna cry, she goes.

1020
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,439
Speaker 2: I'm so sad right now? Is she gonna do make out?

1021
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 1: I was like, girl, we're we're not hooking up, so

1022
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 1: let's relax.

1023
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 2: You tell her you're married. Well, she was there with

1024
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:42,799
Speaker 2: her husband anytime. One of the fellow parents is like,

1025
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 2: super sad. You didn't go like you have a family. Yeah,

1026
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 2: it's a little strange. I'm I'm sorry. I don't know.

1027
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 2: I don't know what to say.

1028
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, all right, would.

1029
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,359
Speaker 2: You did any of them come in when your wife

1030
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 2: came in at nine? No? No, they all stumbled home,

1031
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:01,439
Speaker 2: she said. One of the women kisses you. She comes

1032
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,839
Speaker 2: in like, oh, sorry, wrong house, wrong house. Sorry. Did

1033
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 2: that guy that left his cars? Did they sleep you

1034
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 2: guy's house?

1035
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 1: No, they walked there three blocks home to their house.

1036
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,839
Speaker 1: Got it and uh, I guess he came and got

1037
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:12,360
Speaker 1: it in the morning.

1038
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 2: I don't know how embarrassing. Forty something Monday morning. You

1039
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 2: gotta get your vehicle, like I.

1040
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 1: Gotta go get the truck man. He literally he told

1041
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 1: my wife when he got to the bus He's like,

1042
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:22,839
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna walk home.

1043
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 2: I'll just get my truck in the morning. He's walking

1044
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 2: at five am. The birds are out, and he's getting

1045
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 2: his truck doing the walk of shame. Dude, get back

1046
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 2: to your neighborhood, Get back to your nine to five.

1047
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 2: What are these families doing, dude? Just wild? That is great?

1048
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 2: And then what part of town was it that it

1049
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:43,399
Speaker 2: took you guys? South of town? Uh? Yeah, And then

1050
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 2: he replied he thinking it was at fruit of mcdogal

1051
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 2: for a name, he goes.

1052
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 1: One of the dads goes, man, those lesbians were a

1053
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 1: lot of fun. What And then mom goes, they weren't lesbians,

1054
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 1: they were just friends. One of the husbands couldn't come,

1055
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 1: so she brought up friend and he goes, oh.

1056
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 2: My man, good upgrade. Oh s, lesbians were a lot

1057
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 2: of fun. I bet you missed out on some stuff

1058
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 2: I met.

1059
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 1: I missed out on a lot. I guarantee you. My

1060
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: wife didn't tell me half of it. She's not a

1061
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 1: very good storyteller. She doesn't have a good she doesn't

1062
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:18,319
Speaker 1: take mental notes of everything like I do. Oh, we'll

1063
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: take a break.

1064
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 2: We'll be right back. Because let's be real that many

1065
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:26,800
Speaker 2: not just to play the numbers. What you said, sixteen

1066
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 2: people right in couples. There had to have been one

1067
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,439
Speaker 2: that got pissed. There had to be some kind of fight,

1068
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 2: had been some fight. There had to have been some

1069
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 2: guy that got a little handsy.

1070
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: There had to be something that got too drunk and

1071
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 1: the spouse was mad at that person for getting a

1072
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 1: little too drunk.

1073
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 2: There's no way everybody was just a perfect person. It wasn't.

1074
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:46,359
Speaker 1: It couldn't have been smooth sailing. There's no way it

1075
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,760
Speaker 1: was smooth sailing the whole trip.

1076
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 2: Like one of the guys takes a pee outside the bus.

1077
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 1: Or something something in the parking lot. Anything, but that

1078
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,959
Speaker 1: was my weekend man, So yeah, it was a lot.

1079
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,320
Speaker 2: You don't think they played with that empty Proseco bottle

1080
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 2: they played Spin the bottle on the way back to you? No,

1081
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,919
Speaker 2: because I took it inside, dude. Good thing. If there's

1082
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 2: ever a bottle sitting around, it lends itself to spin

1083
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 2: the bottle.

1084
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, spin the bottle. That's good stuff. That was a

1085
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 1: good game back in the day. Wild what a weird game.

1086
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: Who invented that?

1087
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 2: I mean, it's basically it doesn't make its way past college.

1088
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 2: I mean When was the last time you played to

1089
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 2: spin the bottle because you can't as an adult. You're no,

1090
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 2: you don't do it at risk kissing a dude. Well, no,

1091
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 2: some people play it if it lands on a dude,

1092
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:31,479
Speaker 2: you kiss a dude.

1093
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not playing the way Calloway plays. Okay, I'm

1094
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 1: just not. I just can't do it. But yeah, that

1095
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 1: was about it.

1096
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 2: Man. You play where it has to land on the

1097
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 2: opposite sex. Yeah, we play lands on a dude, lands

1098
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 2: on a dude. That's how you guys do it in Michigan.

1099
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 1: You also thought the coach is getting naked was normal

1100
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 1: because your coaches got naked and came in the locker room.

1101
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:52,399
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1102
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 1: And I think there was some guy on Facebook. It

1103
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 1: was his birthday, Alex heat. I don't know when his

1104
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,359
Speaker 1: birthday was, but he's a big fan. He's never nice

1105
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,840
Speaker 1: to us, but he wanted a happy birthday, so happy birthday.

1106
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 1: I think it was just this past weekend. But yeah,

1107
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 1: and then also I got another email. I'd be remiss

1108
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,840
Speaker 1: if I didn't mention that Landon Loker is also qualified

1109
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 1: to address foot injuries. Bay dropped a beer glass bottle

1110
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: near Loker's pool. This was against the rules. The glass

1111
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 1: hit her and cut her ankle. Landon jumped up and

1112
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,479
Speaker 1: stopped the bleeding with a mowana band aid.

1113
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 2: She lived.

1114
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: Take a few shots and the pain will go away,

1115
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: and you will live, Nurse Brandy.

1116
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 2: There we go, guys, let's go to cans. This is

1117
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 2: a little too much with the glass we ever got

1118
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 2: at Bell's Bluff One time a dude had coronas out there.

1119
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 2: Freaking Ruiz went and went off on the dude. Last

1120
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 2: time anybody ever brought glass to the pool, I will say.

1121
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 1: I used to think, Oh, what's the big deal if

1122
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: you have glass at the pool?

1123
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:50,879
Speaker 2: Who cares? Now? I know? Never?

1124
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 1: Glass should never be anywhere anywhere. No one should ever

1125
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 1: drink from glass ever again. Ever, did not realize how

1126
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:57,719
Speaker 1: dangerous glass could be.

1127
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,799
Speaker 2: Contrary opinion, I think ultras better in a can than

1128
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 2: in a bottle. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm not a fan

1129
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:07,320
Speaker 2: of bottles. I think everything tastes better as a draft

1130
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 2: and a can than in a bottle. Interesting.

1131
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no idea. I don't know the answers.

1132
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:14,479
Speaker 2: Ray, I don't drink anymore, all.

1133
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 1: Right, man, have a great Monday. Yeah, I thought it

1134
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 1: was a good pot.

1135
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 2: We covered everything except for you went a little too

1136
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 2: hot and hit heavy with hanging out with Justin's No,

1137
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,240
Speaker 2: the whole basis of us hanging out was the passing

1138
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 2: of ten. How would I know that? That's why I

1139
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 2: tried to give you a heads up and he just

1140
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 2: kept saying, so what do you guys do? I didn't

1141
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 2: know why you wanted to know so well.

1142
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 1: Because you said there was an update, so it is

1143
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: obviously there.

1144
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 2: I get it now. You were connecting the birthday update

1145
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,359
Speaker 2: and us hanging out as an update, but it wasn't

1146
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 2: an update. It was just eating pork us pork missiles

1147
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 2: and doing some Memory Lane.

1148
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my fault. That's my fault.

1149
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 2: And making Bazer think we almost played in the major leagues.

1150
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:51,439
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1151
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 2: He ended up staying the night too.

1152
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, he wasn't good to drive good.

1153
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 2: He stayed upstairs. He's up there playing video games till

1154
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 2: four am. Me and Beazer slept till new on Sunday. Whoa,

1155
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 2: it's the latest I've slept in ten years. Dude.

1156
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 1: My kids, let me tell you, they slept till eight

1157
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:07,320
Speaker 1: thirty on Sunday.

1158
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 2: That's good for kids.

1159
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 1: Unbelievable that's how much they were worn out from the kids,

1160
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 1: all the kids being over there on Saturday, then us

1161
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 1: going over to the neighbors and making pork missiles eight

1162
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:18,280
Speaker 1: thirty in the morning.

1163
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 2: I was shocked. Shocked. Yeah, yeah, I wonder how my

1164
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 2: wife's feeling this morning. I'll ask her if they played

1165
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 2: F Mary Kill. Okay, I'm telling you people, you know,

1166
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:34,320
Speaker 2: married people in neighborhoods, it's like the easiest game to play.

1167
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 2: It's everybody riled up. It was a blast, I mean,

1168
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 2: other otherwise, what else are you gonna play? You know

1169
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:41,799
Speaker 2: what I mean? Yeah, that's a great one. I'm gonna

1170
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 2: do that.

1171
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send a text right now, I'm gonna send

1172
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: a text let's play F Mary Kill.

1173
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:47,879
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna get their reactions because it really gets

1174
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 2: them going, because then they'll be like, oh really.

1175
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 1: That big old girl, and right, yeah, you can end it.

1176
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 1: Day we already boasted. Yeah, just stop it. They're good.

1177
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:00,319
Speaker 2: Do you think that was a good choice though? I

1178
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,760
Speaker 2: said I'd marry the seventy year old. Yeah, it's probably

1179
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 2: secure because she's already retired. Yeah, so then I don't

1180
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 2: have to you know, she'll take care of you. Yeah. Yeah,

1181
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 2: like she's secure, you know. Yes.

1182
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 1: On Wednesday, we got to talk about Big Brother.

1183
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:17,719
Speaker 2: No, I'm not watching it.

1184
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:23,840
Speaker 1: Oh okay, are you gonna stop the recording?

1185
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? Man,