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Speaker 1: Hey, I miss you guys. No, you don't, I really do.

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Speaker 1: I've been thinking a lot about you, have you while

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Speaker 1: you were hanging out with Harrison Ford. I have been

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Speaker 1: hanging out with Harrison Ford. You guys, it's pretty insane.

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Speaker 1: So you've been thinking about us while you were hanging

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Speaker 1: out with her. My nephew, I find that hard to believe.

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Speaker 1: I sent my picture. I sent my nephew a picture

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Speaker 1: of me directing Harrison Ford, and he said, this is

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Speaker 1: what do you call It? Was like a bad guy

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Speaker 1: in a movie, like the Origin story? Yeah, villain's story.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so wrote my nephew wrote, this is Donald's

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Speaker 1: villain origin story. Oh my god. I love him for

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Speaker 1: that because he's absolutely he's fun. Oh that's how it happens.

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Speaker 1: I gotta tell you the funniest thing. So I'm i'm,

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Speaker 1: i'm I'm directing this show with Harrison Ford and Jason

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Speaker 1: Siegel and I'm having so much fun. But I drive

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Speaker 1: on the Warner Brothers lot and everybody's got COVID. But

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Speaker 1: by the way, yeah, that's not what I was gonna say.

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Speaker 1: But there's been like a spike La Counties, like kind

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Speaker 1: But it was in the news that like, like one

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Speaker 1: just remember shooting, so obviously we're being so strict about

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Speaker 1: masks and testing and everything. And anyway, I'm driving on

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Speaker 1: the Warner Brothers lot, which, for those of you who

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Speaker 1: don't know in Hollywood is is you know, you see

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Speaker 1: it actually in the beginning of Warner Brothers movies they

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Speaker 1: show all those giant airplane hangar looking things. It's a

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Speaker 1: very special place. It's where they've been making one of

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Speaker 1: the places they've been making movies since the thirties, where

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Speaker 1: on a plaque outside the door, all the movies and

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Speaker 1: TV shows that have been filmed there. And it's just

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Speaker 1: I'm kidding me. Is still geeked out every single time

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Speaker 1: I'm working on one of these lots and I drive on,

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Speaker 1: I pull into the gate and the guard says, welcome back,

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Speaker 1: mister Braff, I really love you. On Bill's podcast, Russ's

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Speaker 1: fucked up, man, It's hilarious what I'm backhanded compliment. No,

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Speaker 1: he was being silly. He's a fan and he listens.

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Speaker 1: You know, honesty, this is Bill's podcast. What I really

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Speaker 1: think about it, I mean, it's our podcast, but we

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Speaker 1: talk about pretty much everything Bill Lawrence on this. It's

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Speaker 1: all Bill all the time. Yeah. Well, I'm working with

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Speaker 1: him and I'm having so much fun. He's so good

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Speaker 1: at what he does and he's so funny. And Jason

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Speaker 1: Segels so cool. Couldn't be a nicer fellow. That's oh yes,

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Speaker 1: But of course the big story is Harrison Ford, who

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Speaker 1: said my name like for the first time, and I

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Speaker 1: How long did it take your name? Well, like day

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Speaker 1: one and two? You know, I was just, you know,

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Speaker 1: think it's better more like this? Or should I be?

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Speaker 1: He's the one and only seven hundred million just domestically. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like Tom Cruise is a true movie star man like

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Speaker 1: the next mission. Impossible. No, holy fuck, dude. Yeo, this

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Speaker 1: I can't. I'm sitting there and I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: and all the all the performances in that show are excellent,

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Speaker 1: But the funny thing I was joking was Jason Siegel

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Speaker 1: after because the story, that's what's up four. Oh, there

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Speaker 1: you go. I didn't know that Larry Bird was such

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Speaker 1: think I think that they've said, and Bill told me

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Speaker 1: that he was a Jerry that's what Bill said at least.

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Speaker 1: Well look, okay, so here's the thing, here's what I understand.

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Speaker 1: he's done for the Laker organization, the Memphis organization, like

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Speaker 1: he's brought in like Kobe Bryant is by far. You know,

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Speaker 1: that's him, Shack organizing the deal to get shocked to La.

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Speaker 1: That's him so he can keep the story going for

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Speaker 1: that's not how this happened. I started working on that. No,

420
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 1: but thanking. I didn't want to get married, but I

421
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:53,639
Speaker 1: wanted a ring, right, So I knew exactly what I wanted.

422
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,760
Speaker 1: And so look, so I'm like, I'm gonna get her

423
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,360
Speaker 1: a ring, But in my mind, I'm like, I'm going

424
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,440
Speaker 1: to Tiffany's to get this ring out, get her a

425
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 1: ring from Tiffany. She's and I tell her I'm gonna

426
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,399
Speaker 1: get a ring from Tiffany's. And she's like, what don't

427
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 1: you freaking do that? Well, because in my mind I

428
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:10,919
Speaker 1: knew I'd get a ring from Tiffany's and I won't

429
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:16,920
Speaker 1: get nothing else. She said, don't spend too much money

430
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 1: on the money, Like, let's be let's be practical, all right,

431
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,639
Speaker 1: let's go on the ring hunt. Let's go on the

432
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 1: diamond hunt. So she and I go to different places

433
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,600
Speaker 1: and we go looking at diamonds. We went to every

434
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:35,640
Speaker 1: diamond store. We learned about diamond learned about diamonds, learned

435
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 1: about clarity and everything. And so finally we find this

436
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 1: guy named Jason right, yeah, Jason Hills. Yes, give him

437
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 1: a shout out, love, you give him a shout out,

438
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:51,840
Speaker 1: and somehow convinced him to give us this really big

439
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,120
Speaker 1: diamond for a certain amount of money. I'm not gonna

440
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 1: say how much it is. My god, this is what.

441
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 1: Off the side roads and onto the freeway. He's like,

442
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:03,359
Speaker 1: when do you want it delivered? And what did you say? Case,

443
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. You were like, I have a bunch

444
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 1: of things that I have to do on this day.

445
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 1: Can we have it by whatever day? It was that yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

446
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 1: And you're like and I'm like, all right, bet. So

447
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 1: that day comes, She's like, I'm gonna wait at home. No,

448
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 1: you're wrong. Yeah, we were supposed to go pick it up.

449
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:29,120
Speaker 1: We were supposed to go pick it up. And I

450
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,360
Speaker 1: came home and I was like, you need to be showered.

451
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 1: We're meeting him at two o'clock. I want my ring.

452
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 1: Before they closed, he said he's going out of town

453
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: and won't be back for six days. And I'm like, nope,

454
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,399
Speaker 1: we're coming today. I want this ring today, right. And

455
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 1: so you were running late, you were showering. I was

456
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 1: pissed off because you were taking your sweet ass time

457
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,119
Speaker 1: in the shower and I was downstairs and join at

458
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,880
Speaker 1: the house. Yes I was, And then you said, oh

459
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 1: my god, I gotta find my phone. You ran down

460
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 1: in the garage and I'm pissed off. And then you

461
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:03,880
Speaker 1: come back in through the studio at the Willow Glens

462
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 1: and you opened you hand me the box, and I'm like,

463
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 1: you ain't got this ring without me. She's making up

464
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,400
Speaker 1: number you don't remember. That sounds kind of romantic. I'm

465
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 1: going to accept that. I'm apt that's exactly how it happened,

466
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 1: because down on one knee you came into the house.

467
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 1: You came running into the house like this is it here?

468
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 1: Oh maybe I just stood over him coming out of

469
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 1: the garage. And I don't remember if he got down

470
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,640
Speaker 1: on one knee. All I remember is that he opened

471
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,360
Speaker 1: the box, and part well before you opened the box,

472
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: part of me was pissed off. This fucker went and

473
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 1: got this ring without me, and I didn't get to

474
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:47,199
Speaker 1: proof it first, like this is my ring regardless, Like

475
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,400
Speaker 1: I wanted to make sure it look good before we

476
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 1: took it, and so I'm pissed off kind of. And

477
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 1: then he opened the box and I remember the box

478
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 1: had a fucking light in it. Yeah, and the ring

479
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 1: was finished, whoa And I was like, and it was

480
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:09,639
Speaker 1: the bigger diamond. Oh you didn't know that, no, because

481
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,920
Speaker 1: we had two diamonds to choose from. And I was like,

482
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:16,240
Speaker 1: I think I'll be happy with that with this size. Really,

483
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,680
Speaker 1: you know, I'm like, I do like that big one,

484
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,879
Speaker 1: but I know we can't afford that big one. But

485
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: I got the big one, yes. And then the best

486
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 1: part to the best part, I got the big one,

487
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 1: the best part. He was like, I love you. I

488
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,119
Speaker 1: love you, and I was like, oh my god. I

489
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: was like, can I go show my friends? And I

490
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 1: left and went over to Jessica's house and all my

491
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 1: friends came over and I and I left Donald on

492
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 1: the couch to pass out, and I didn't come until

493
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: midnight that night. So romantic. He was so mad at me.

494
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,399
Speaker 1: All Right, we gotta get on the show. Thank you,

495
00:26:53,520 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 1: We love you, We love you, love you. Love that story.

496
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 1: Everybody likes a little ass play dude. All right, Um,

497
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 1: everybody does like a little ass play Zach. But we

498
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 1: have to talk about the TV show Scrubs. Donald, well,

499
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,400
Speaker 1: that has something to do with it, all right, I did.

500
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 1: That's a very sweet story. Um. So everyone throughout the

501
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: episode has fantasies about what it would be like if

502
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 1: they were married to Elliott, and yours is by far

503
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 1: the funniest. I laughed out loud. You play like a

504
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 1: preppy guy with the sweater around his and she says, um,

505
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 1: I'm jumping ahead, but she says, keep an eye on Lupita.

506
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 1: I think some of the silverware has gone missing. Now

507
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,879
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question, do you think? And

508
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 1: then you turn around and you see this beautiful Latina

509
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 1: woman and a maid's outfit and bent over in a

510
00:27:53,800 --> 00:28:01,640
Speaker 1: maid's outfit, and Donald turcos, I'll talk to her, and

511
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 1: then you reveal that it's Carla, and he picks her

512
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 1: up and they go upstairs to make out, and he's like, damn,

513
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: I'm having fantasies about my own wife. That's it's been

514
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 1: so long since we had sex. Yeah, let me ask

515
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 1: you a question. In that fantasy that this is gonna

516
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:20,159
Speaker 1: get a little weird. Do you think that Turk and

517
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 1: Lupeta Carla. Do you think she's using him for the

518
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: fact that he is rich and married and she's just

519
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 1: trying to, you know, get that money, or do you

520
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: think she's in love with him and they're going to

521
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 1: create the like in the timeline of Turkey Carla meant

522
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: to be even in the dream. This is such a

523
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: weird No, I think that Lupeta is truly in love

524
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 1: with Turk and uh and they're gonna run away one day. Well,

525
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 1: that's the whole joke of it, is like he's supposed

526
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: to be having a fantasy about another woman, but he's

527
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: fantasizing about his own wife. Okay, I'm gonna say one

528
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: more thing. I do fantasize about my own eye. I know.

529
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 1: That's why you guys are so sweet together. It's funny.

530
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: I get the joke and everything like that, But in

531
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: real life, like well, speaking of real life, much like

532
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: your character, a Turk needs sex and she she has

533
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: not given sex because she's not in a very long time,

534
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: because she's post had a baby and she's not feeling

535
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: it yet. Yeah, and um, and Turk is dying because

536
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 1: he really needs to be satisfied. Yes, we learned that

537
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 1: Tod hasn't been late at all. You think that he's

538
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 1: a prolific, but he holds up a zero and goes

539
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 1: When the Jenner asked him, help woman, how many times

540
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: he's had sex this year, he goes, Bagel, Well, I

541
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,959
Speaker 1: want to go back because we didn't talk about this.

542
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 1: Everybody is really not concerned, but sad for JD that

543
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 1: he didn't get the girl right. He's acting like he

544
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: doesn't care, and he's acting like he and for the

545
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: most part at this point he doesn't care. One of

546
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: the favorite of my favorite lines is pretty girls end

547
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: up don't end up with the ugos, and he goes, no,

548
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: he goes, pretty girls end up with the ugos Only

549
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: in the movi. Yeah, only in the movie. And when

550
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: he goes sadly, the Kelso says it to me, sadly,

551
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 1: it's only in the movies where the pretty girl ends

552
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 1: up with the ugo. Yeah, yeah, thanks a lot, Bill,

553
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: Leonard Leonard one. It's very funny where he's like, let

554
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 1: me tell you about loss. Yeah, Leonard Leonard holds up

555
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: his hook and says, I know about loss Um. Yeah,

556
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 1: everyone's feeling bad for for j D. But j D

557
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 1: is seemingly obsessed for the bulk of the story with

558
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 1: trying to have sex with Kerry Russell's character. But he

559
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 1: doesn't really want to have sex with her. He's being

560
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 1: pressured into having sex with her by his best friend

561
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 1: because his best friend, well he's been pressured inn avosex

562
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: with hospital. Yeah, all the men learned that she had

563
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 1: a threesome in college, which is three girls. Yeah, he goes,

564
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: you go damn, and all the men hit their table,

565
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: which was funny, and then you go, I go, was

566
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 1: it two guys and a girl or a devil's threesome?

567
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: She said, three girls? And then I had to pick

568
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: the drinks off the table for you to go damn.

569
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: So she invites me to the hotel. This is a

570
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: bit um bizarre. I mean, it's fine that she just

571
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: wants to kiss, but it's it's a little bit bizarre

572
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: that she says, hey, come review a hotel room with me,

573
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 1: and Okay, so this is where we're at. Okay, so

574
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: this is where we're at now. If it was a

575
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 1: dude and the dude was like, come review a hotel

576
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 1: with me. We'll have a bunch of fun. Hey, let's

577
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 1: test out the bed and all of that stuff. You

578
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 1: wouldn't think anything of it. But because it's a hot chick,

579
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, Like this, this is

580
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,479
Speaker 1: actually coming from the guy. This is coming from the

581
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: guy who thought the animation, because this is like a

582
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: very mixed signal situation. And now I'm trying to because

583
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 1: what situation where you zone's like, come review a room

584
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: with me, please? But is it really? But is it? No? No, no,

585
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: this this woman this was like twenty years ago or

586
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 1: if not more. Really, I had no money. Let me

587
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 1: just tell you sorry. I had no money. Never dive

588
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 1: in my name. And I knew a beautiful young woman

589
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 1: who we were We were sort of hanging out, and

590
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 1: she had this deal where she would review hotels and

591
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: she her thing was that she had to go stay

592
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 1: in the hotel and use all the services and and

593
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: she would invite me when she had the night like

594
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: she had to do having to do room service, she

595
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,479
Speaker 1: spa and I was broke. It was like the greatest

596
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 1: thing ever. She most definitely um wanted to also hook

597
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 1: up UM, so good. Yeah, that makes sense. Didn't say

598
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 1: it seems right. But if your buddy was like but

599
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 1: but if your buddy was like, Yo, dude, I got

600
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 1: a fucking hotel. Let's go hang out and that ship after,

601
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 1: we'll use all the amenities, maybe go to the casino downstairs,

602
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 1: We'll do all of that shit. Are you expecting to

603
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: fuck your buddy? Was I making on them at the

604
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: bar the other day? She's talking about macking and there's

605
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: no touching too, so that's pretty much stage kissing. Also,

606
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 1: like that's what, that's what. But that's where she was.

607
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: But she was. She was so upfront about it too.

608
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 1: It's nothing, all it is. It's all we're doing is kissing.

609
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: All we're doing is kissing. The minute you make a sound,

610
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: the minute you start touching me, the minute you start

611
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: doing all of that stuff. We're not in this anymore.

612
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: I could play that she shit. I think anybody could

613
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 1: play that game. It's if the boundary is if I

614
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: if you go, we stop right. That's the impetus for

615
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 1: the whole episode is that he endures it. But he

616
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: needs a cold shower because he's so turned on. I mean,

617
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: he's making out with the beautiful Carrie Russell. But she

618
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 1: told him from the gate, right, But that doesn't mean

619
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 1: that his peep isn't gonna get right. But my point is,

620
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: I don't think she's I don't think she's sending mixed

621
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: signals because she's not sending into him. She doesn't even

622
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: recognize him. She thinks she's she's the other guy, right, exactly,

623
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: exactly exactly. That's funny. When I go look at me,

624
00:33:55,880 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: what is the Egyptian? Right, He's like huh. And then

625
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: later you're and then they specifically, they specifically gassed and

626
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: they found someone who kind of looked like me but

627
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 1: was different. But by the way, Donald, I think you

628
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 1: mistaken from me. Yeah, one point, I'm talking. He doesn't

629
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 1: even have any laughter in his eyes. Um, let's take

630
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 1: a break. When we take a break, and we'll be

631
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 1: right back with more Scrubs, rewatch podcasts, fake doctors from friends, guys,

632
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 1: everybody likes a little ass play, don't even act like

633
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 1: you know, and we're back all right. This yields one

634
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 1: of the wackiest fantasies in all of Scrubs history. Well,

635
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:48,399
Speaker 1: which one, because there's a winter Wonderland? Okay, the janitor one.

636
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: But let's go back and just talk about the janitor

637
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,799
Speaker 1: one with Elliott, because they say something at the end

638
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 1: when they're like, these aren't our kids, so that they

639
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,800
Speaker 1: kidnapped these kids, and the Janitor's fantasy guests they've kidnapped

640
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: all these children and made them wear and doctor outfits,

641
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: and he mentions the fact that it would be tricky

642
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 1: to get all those tiny clipboards and tiny brooms, and

643
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: then at the end that they aren't aren't kids, which

644
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: which leads the viewer to infer that they are kidnapped

645
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 1: shoulders stolen kids. Yes, oh my god, that's the janitor's

646
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,800
Speaker 1: fantasy for his Okay, that was pretty that was pretty

647
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: whacky to me, but nothing. I think this is the

648
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 1: most stoner fantasy, one of the most one of the

649
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 1: pumpkin thing and your testicle growing. Yeah, this one, um is.

650
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 1: I jump into the bed and for some reason, it's

651
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 1: a winter wonderland. Yes, but in that winter wonderland. Carrie Russell,

652
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: what's your character's name? I keep calling her Charity Melody,

653
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: thank you? Is a is a mermaid? Turk arrives. Let's

654
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 1: just let's just stop there. I don't know how to

655
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 1: have sex with her. Because no one's ever brought up

656
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: since Splash, this hasn't come up. How how do they

657
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 1: have sex? Although in Splash when she's on land, she's

658
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 1: a woman, So what they have to go to land

659
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 1: in order for Tom Hanks's character? I think so. I

660
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: don't think that they're having sex underwater. No, they're not.

661
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 1: There's no way he goes to when he goes to

662
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 1: visit the family and everything at the end Splash two,

663
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,439
Speaker 1: Slash two. If they did, I know Tom Hanks stayed

664
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:42,800
Speaker 1: away Tom Hanks and you can imagine, you can imagine

665
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,879
Speaker 1: like meatballs too, they might have made um, they might

666
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 1: have made a Splash too without Tom Hanks and put

667
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: it believe. But it's like Aquaman, Dude, It's like Aquaman,

668
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: and that it all takes place underwater in her in

669
00:36:56,600 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 1: her neighborhood. Oh, that just sounds like something he's gonna drown.

670
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: Back then, like, let's just be honest, man. Anyway, he

671
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 1: can't fail. Back when we used to actually film movies

672
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 1: underwater right before CG. Anyway, Yeah, remember that there's that movie,

673
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 1: um the Abyss. No, there was one with Liev Schreiber

674
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:20,240
Speaker 1: and Dustin Hoffman and Morgan Freeman. Where they're all underwater?

675
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: There were, but remember like, uh, what was the one

676
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,359
Speaker 1: where uh, Sam, can you look up the one I'm

677
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,479
Speaker 1: talking about? Um? He gets eaten by the shark? Deep

678
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: Blue deeps is the one with Lee? What's the one

679
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 1: with Liev Schreiber and um and and Dustin Hoffman and

680
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 1: maybe more and maybe it's either Morgan Freeman or Sam

681
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,439
Speaker 1: Jackson one of them. I remember it was like Deep

682
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: Star six? Was there like a deep Star six Deep

683
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: Blue c What was the one with the Samuel Jackson

684
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: isn't it? Sam Jackson is in the one with the

685
00:37:56,560 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: shark deep Yeah, Deepest Deepest Bluish my Hat is like

686
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: a sharks fin Is that the one? Cool Jason? Yeah?

687
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 1: He has the sound track? Yeah, he plays the chef.

688
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:16,280
Speaker 1: This is the movie has a bird a polly always

689
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 1: Samuel Jackson that I'm thinking about. Yeah, yes, Sam Jackson's

690
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 1: and that too. Yeah, I think that's all underwater Deepest

691
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:27,760
Speaker 1: Blush my Head is like a sharks fins. You didn't

692
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 1: like it. I only saw pieces of it. I couldn't

693
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 1: believe it existed. That good dud. Yeah, when I was

694
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: a kid, shit dudeki me man, that was fire to me.

695
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: Man at one point. At one point, els like on

696
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: the kitchen table or some shit like that, floating with

697
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 1: the bird, trying to save the bird from the sharks.

698
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 1: That so the sharks get into the into it's like

699
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: a it's under it's like an undersea of station, right, yeah, man,

700
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: and the sharks get in there. Yeah, and the sharks

701
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 1: get in because they're intelligent. Here was it just part

702
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,320
Speaker 1: of No? No, that's just the soundtrack. He's the chef

703
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: in the movie. Such a good movie. Man. When I

704
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: was a kid, I usually think that was so good.

705
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 1: I was a kid. I was actually an adult, but yeah,

706
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: I don't think it was as long ago as he's

707
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 1: being a kid. Anyway, JD can't figure out where to

708
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 1: have sex with the murm woman and you you point,

709
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 1: and she goes, that's well, I show up out. He

710
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: shows out of nowhere as a goat goat turk playing

711
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 1: a playing a what would that be a what is

712
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:33,879
Speaker 1: a pan flute? Is that? I think it's that called

713
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: a pan flute? Joel, can you look that up? It

714
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 1: is because of Peter. Now you're a part part man.

715
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: That's probably it's probably a name for that mythological beast

716
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: it's like a minotaur but a goat. I looked it up,

717
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 1: you guys, it's the Oh sorry, I didn't read them

718
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 1: today I find it. Yeah, it's like a minotaur but

719
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 1: a goat, but I prefer to call it goat turk, Like,

720
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: wasn't it wasn't that what Fawn was in the Lion,

721
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,359
Speaker 1: the Witch and the wardrobe. That's why I'm that's who

722
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: we're making a play on. Well, then goes the then

723
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 1: precedes some dialogue that is pretty amazing. She's that's a

724
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: gill and you go, yeah, it is, it is, And

725
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:25,439
Speaker 1: I go, go Turk, that's my mermaid, and you go,

726
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: my bad. It's so stupid. It's so such a good joke.

727
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: Come on, man, it's amazing, but it's so stupid. I

728
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 1: love it. It's so that's a well, it's so bad.

729
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 1: That's such a good joke. That's a good dad joke.

730
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 1: It's a great dad joke and a very surreal thing.

731
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, So, um cold shower, we learned that

732
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 1: the two senior citizens have syphilists, which is a real thing.

733
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 1: Even at the time of the airing, I'm sure we

734
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 1: had the stat right that STDs because of um drugs

735
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: like Sallis and UH and viagra. Seniors can now have

736
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 1: sex a lot longer, and at least when this show aired,

737
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 1: the stat was three rise in SCD amongst seniors. Um,

738
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 1: because they're all banging in nursing homes. I'm gonna say

739
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 1: something right now. I hope this is true. It is true.

740
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:24,359
Speaker 1: I hope this is true. Yeah, why not? Why? I

741
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: hope that when Casey and I are in the home

742
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: sixties and seventies and our kids aren't taking care of us,

743
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: because you know they're not gonna don't say sixties. I

744
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 1: think this is supposed to be like eight even though

745
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 1: even though for some reason the woman is supposed to

746
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: be in the sixties, I think it's it's reads more

747
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 1: accurately like eighties. Well, listen, whenever it is. I'm just

748
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 1: saying this. I'm in an old age home. You're not

749
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: in an old age home at sixty normally, Jo scrubs

750
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: you are. I guess for some reason they decided to

751
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 1: make that woman sixty. I don't know why, but she

752
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,399
Speaker 1: was sixty eight. Okay, But whatever it is, when I'm

753
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 1: in whenever it is, and Casey and I God willing,

754
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:09,840
Speaker 1: please healthy, live still together. I hope, I pray that

755
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: we are banging like those two. I'm a feeling you won't.

756
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 1: I'm a feeling you won't need sattist or viagra. I

757
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 1: think you'll you'll probably still be going strong. I hope

758
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,919
Speaker 1: and I pray you're right on that one as well.

759
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: Todd Enters wearing a Gulf T shirt. Yes, kudos does

760
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,439
Speaker 1: forgetting a Gulf T shirt on NBC in prime time.

761
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 1: Do you think NBC knew at the time. I think

762
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: he didn't. They had no idea what a Gulf T shirt. Many,

763
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 1: just like all the radio stations didn't know. Skeet skeet,

764
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: skeet man. He said, I hear there's a he said,

765
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 1: I hear there's a steel Magnolian room nine. He really

766
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 1: is open to any and all types of partners. Yeah,

767
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,959
Speaker 1: I thought the end was bar scene was really moved.

768
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,879
Speaker 1: I found myself with a big smile across my face.

769
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 1: It was my wife didn't see the My wife didn't

770
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: see the first part where she said she was planning it.

771
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,360
Speaker 1: I had to explain that to her and when she

772
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 1: saw it, and Elliott does the oh my god, yes,

773
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,280
Speaker 1: I mean yes, oh my god, yes, and she goes, oh,

774
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: and I said, well in the beginning of the show,

775
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:27,280
Speaker 1: but Sarah still out of it even though the audience

776
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: knew was coming. And it was really sweet. I love

777
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: the way it was filmed and um. And then of

778
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: course it ends with Jad with tears in his eyes

779
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 1: and he realizes that he doesn't have any feelings for Melody,

780
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 1: that seeing this makes him realize he still has feelings

781
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: for Elliott. And it ends with him in a in

782
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 1: a cold shower. Oh, it was really clever. Oh'm sorry,

783
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 1: I'm skipping one of the most important beats that you

784
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 1: finally come around to JD's fantasy of what would be

785
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 1: like to Elliott and he's so happy and love and

786
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: he says, I love you. I'm so happy that you're

787
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 1: my wife. And it's the simplest of fantasies. Also, like

788
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 1: all the other fantasies were so elaborate, like Cox kills

789
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 1: Elliott you know, also sits across all down a law

790
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 1: table I hate yeah, I know, um and all Judy Judy,

791
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 1: Carla makes out Yeah Carla, what do they say that, Like,

792
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: let's just get wine and go shoe shopping or something. Yeah,

793
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 1: and then we can have we could have sensual something like,

794
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:33,879
Speaker 1: you know, cuddly sex and yeah yeah, and then yeah,

795
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:40,359
Speaker 1: tender sex or something like that. Good episode. Very good, yeah,

796
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,799
Speaker 1: very good. Well, we have a guest today, we do

797
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 1: all right, We're gonna take a break, everybody, and when

798
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:49,479
Speaker 1: we come back, fuck your sound effects machine. We're gonna

799
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 1: have a guest and it's gonna be fun and laughter.

800
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: We'll be right back for what you're trying to get

801
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 1: it all right out? Yes, go ahead? Donald, tell us

802
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: about her caller. You organ you. I think this is

803
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 1: the first time you've organized the caller when it came

804
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 1: into the group shot. I I double checks to make

805
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 1: sure I was in the right text chain. Yeah, but

806
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 1: Donald organized today's caller. Go ahead, Donald. So we went

807
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 1: to the z I said it earlier. We went to

808
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,479
Speaker 1: the Zombies three premiere. We took the kids, We took

809
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 1: the girl Wilder, she loves the movie. And so while

810
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,760
Speaker 1: there we found out that the lead of the movie

811
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 1: is actually Cameron Mannheim's son, Milo Mannheim. And we found

812
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:43,240
Speaker 1: this out because Cameron came up and introduced herself to

813
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 1: us and offered, you know, would you like to meet

814
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,839
Speaker 1: to my kids? Would you like to meet my son?

815
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 1: He's the star of the movie, and in doing so,

816
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: she introduced me to her nephew, who's a surgeon who's

817
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 1: a fan of Scrubs who actually listens to the podcast.

818
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: But he does something that's pretty unique, like he's like

819
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 1: a I don't know what it's exactly called. It's like

820
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: a robotic technician or something like surgeon. Yeah, let's find

821
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 1: out what it is. You can talk show, dude, you know,

822
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 1: like a BA spoke some jazz maybe talking about the episode.

823
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 1: So come on, let's get the show. Give it up.

824
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:39,280
Speaker 1: But Noah, Si, I know. H Hey, Zach, Hey, Donald,

825
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast, sir, welcome, Welcome. It is such

826
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 1: a pleasure to be here. It's really a pleasure to

827
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 1: meet both of you, guys. I'm just sorry we meet already. Bro.

828
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,799
Speaker 1: I can see the whole story on how we met man,

829
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 1: and you just made it look like we didn't meet.

830
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: Calm down on the show. He means on the show. Donald,

831
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 1: that's correct, on the show. Now, I'm just so happy

832
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: that you're a real You're a surgeon, correct, I am

833
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: a real surgeon and you listen to the podcast, which

834
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: makes me very happy. Anytime I stumble across people in

835
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 1: the real world that listen. I'm so excited, but particularly

836
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 1: a real surgeon. We're lucky to have you on the show,

837
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: and thank you for listening. Well, thank you guys so much.

838
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 1: You know, growing up, you know, everyone has um you know,

839
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: certain shows that kind of give them guidance into what

840
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 1: they're supposed to do. And when you apply for medical school,

841
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 1: one of the things that caution you against is saying,

842
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,319
Speaker 1: you know, I watched this medical trauma and that got

843
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: me involved. And Scrubs was the show that I had to,

844
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 1: you know, bite my lip and say I didn't watch

845
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 1: this and it didn't influence me into going into medicine.

846
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 1: It must be kind of interesting for you, guys, because

847
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,280
Speaker 1: there must be a lot of people like me watching

848
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 1: your show growing up. You know, uh, somehow gotten pushed

849
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 1: in that direction because of you too. Yeah, we run

850
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 1: into that all the time, and well when we always

851
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 1: feel so honored that that we did that or you know,

852
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: indirectly we did that, and I have to say, it's

853
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 1: just it's just we keep hearing for years we've heard

854
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 1: and I hope you'll attest that this is true that

855
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 1: of all the medical shows, even though Scrubs was the

856
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: most bizarre and wacky that it's the most medically accurate

857
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: of what the lifestyle is like in terms of training

858
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,359
Speaker 1: in residency and the interactions that happen. That's absolutely true.

859
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 1: I mean there's, uh, there's far more or less you know, uh,

860
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,919
Speaker 1: sex in the broom closet and scrubs and far more

861
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 1: you know interdepartmental dynamics, and there isn't say, you know,

862
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:33,439
Speaker 1: Gray's anatomy. Err So, um, I absolutely if you're saying

863
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: there's no sex in the broom closet, in in uh,

864
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:39,319
Speaker 1: in the real world, you know, maybe I did not

865
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 1: do residency right, simp take simptake simptells, simp take. Tell

866
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:52,400
Speaker 1: us what you're what you actually do, Donaldson, You're a

867
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 1: you have a specialty in the heart in the cardiac world,

868
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 1: so it's it's not cardiac. I do robotics, So I

869
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 1: do robotic variatric surgery, and robotic surgery is an extension

870
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:07,920
Speaker 1: of laparoscopic surgery. There is a I know that your

871
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 1: character Turk talks a lot about doing laparoscopy at different

872
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 1: points during the show, and when you guys were filming scrubs,

873
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: robotics really hadn't come into its own as a field

874
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 1: yet and so it's the sort of the next evolution

875
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 1: of laparoscity. And so when you're doing laparoscopic surgery, you

876
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,839
Speaker 1: make small incisions in people's bellies and you stick instruments in,

877
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,320
Speaker 1: you blow up their abdomens, you have room to operate,

878
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,320
Speaker 1: and then you basically have multiple graspers or cutting devices

879
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 1: to do your operation. With the robot, you attach those

880
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 1: devices to a you know, a robotic machine that allows

881
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 1: you to both see in three dimensions, magnify your motions,

882
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 1: and then the instruments are significantly more complex, so you

883
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: have many more degrees of freedom in terms of how

884
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: you move, and so the learning curve is much faster

885
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: and you can be significantly more precise. And so I

886
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 1: knew pretty early on when I saw the robot for

887
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 1: the first time that this is how I sort of

888
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,320
Speaker 1: wanted to participate the medical field and be a surgeon.

889
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 1: And I was able to, you know, through a pretty

890
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 1: circuitous path, achieved that. I initially wanted to be a urologist.

891
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 1: Um and uh, you know, they do kidneys and then

892
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 1: you know, penile reconstruction and that kind of thing. Um.

893
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,799
Speaker 1: But because they were the first doctors that really use

894
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 1: the robot, And since then the robot has become uh,

895
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 1: you know, embraced by multiple other fields, including what I

896
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: currently do now, which is bariatrics, which is weight loss surgery,

897
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: and it's just going to continue to grow. Um there's

898
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 1: a second, just one second. So weight loss surgery mean

899
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 1: tying off stomachs. So uh, there's multiple types of weight

900
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 1: loss surgeries. So there's surgeries where you just remove a

901
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 1: portion of the stomach and that helps people both eat

902
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 1: less and then has some hormonal effects. And then there's

903
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,800
Speaker 1: a variety of weight loss surgeries where you essentially replumb

904
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 1: the GI tract and move around portions to the intestine

905
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: to have you know, less intestine to absorb food. You

906
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: can treat things like diabetes. Patients who under go bariatric

907
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 1: surgery have significant health improvements and all kinds of problems

908
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 1: like hypert engine diabetes, and it's also been shown to

909
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: improve cancer risks. So it's about to say popular, I

910
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 1: was about to ask you, Okay, if you're able to

911
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 1: rearrange and shorten the intestines and stuff like that, how

912
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 1: would this do against intestinal cancer and colon colorectal cancer

913
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. So the actual surgery itself isn't

914
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 1: really what reduces cancer risk. It's the weight loss that

915
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 1: goes along with it. And so we just we know

916
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:34,280
Speaker 1: that patients who suffer from obesity, as their BMIs get higher,

917
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:37,279
Speaker 1: there are higher rates of cancer associated with that, and

918
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:40,439
Speaker 1: so by reversing that, we're able to bring those rates

919
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,840
Speaker 1: of cancer down. And that's kind of a newer benefit

920
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 1: that we're just showing. And has we come out in

921
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,359
Speaker 1: some of the more current research. Are people still doing

922
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,279
Speaker 1: the thing where they tie off the stomach or has

923
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 1: that become less common? Well, there's a lap band, isn't

924
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 1: it called lap band? So I was wondering wake about.

925
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 1: The lap band was very popular in about twenty ten.

926
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember driving around Lost Angelists

927
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 1: at that time, but everywhere you look there was a

928
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: billboard for you know, lose the weight um and I

929
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,879
Speaker 1: just remember learning that people could actually eat, like through

930
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,359
Speaker 1: it right or like push it off or something. So

931
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 1: that's one of the problems with the lab band. It

932
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 1: had two major issues. One is that you're putting a

933
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: foreign body into the around the stomach, and so it

934
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 1: can slip, it can erode, it can cause problems like

935
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 1: reflux or nausea. And the other problem is that the

936
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 1: mechanism it works is it's just supposed to reduce your

937
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: appetite by constricting the stomach. Most other bariatric surgeries have

938
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 1: some component of hormonal changes associated with them as well.

939
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,359
Speaker 1: So for patients who had the lap band, they could

940
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 1: lose a certain percentage of weight, but many had problems

941
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: and many gained it back. Um. Probably about thirty or

942
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 1: forty percent of patients who had them did well, and

943
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 1: we're really happy with their results, but a lot of

944
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 1: them ended up getting second surer. So that's not so.

945
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 1: That's sorry, darn onemore, that's so that's not in favor

946
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 1: anymore now. It's now it's reducing the size of the

947
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:55,919
Speaker 1: stomach or the large intestines. So bariatric surgeries an area

948
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,920
Speaker 1: where lots of people have very strong opinions, And so

949
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,279
Speaker 1: there are people who was still be doing the lap

950
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:04,360
Speaker 1: band um, but it's being done with far less regularity

951
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: that was done ten years ago. The most common sleep

952
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 1: surgery to marathis called the sleeve gastrectomy, where you stample

953
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 1: off about eighty percent of the stomach. But people are

954
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 1: also doing things like gastric bypass and other types of

955
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:20,400
Speaker 1: bypass surgeries as well. Go ahead, don wow, what's the

956
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,879
Speaker 1: one that's there's one that it wasn't the lap band?

957
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 1: That's I know a few people died from trying to

958
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:37,439
Speaker 1: us Yeah, yeah, through surgery. Um was the lap band

959
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 1: is the one that's really dangerous though also there's a

960
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:43,320
Speaker 1: risk in doing any of this obviously, but that was

961
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,360
Speaker 1: the one that I don't want to freaking get in trouble.

962
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to get sued by lap band. Well, good,

963
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,360
Speaker 1: we got a surgeon here. You can answer your question.

964
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 1: Go ahead. So the lap band was relatively safe the

965
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 1: more the mortality wasn't really the big problem. It had

966
00:53:56,640 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 1: to do with either eroding into the stomach slipping. Bariatric

967
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:03,319
Speaker 1: surgery is a long history of trial and error, and

968
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 1: early on people would the first surgeries, they basically bypassed,

969
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 1: you know, eighty five percent of the intestine and plugged

970
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:12,320
Speaker 1: the remainder the intestine back in and only gave you

971
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 1: aout one hundred centimeters to absorb, and patients had all

972
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 1: kinds of nutritional deficiencies. The probably the most dangerous surgery

973
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 1: that's being currently done in America, not that it's dangerous,

974
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 1: but that it has the most possible side effects is

975
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:29,919
Speaker 1: called the duity'll switch, and you're basically removing about half

976
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 1: of the intestine further down and so you don't have

977
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:37,320
Speaker 1: that to absorb, and if you don't take the appropriate vitamins,

978
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:42,400
Speaker 1: then patients can have massive nutritional deficiencies that can be fatal,

979
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:45,240
Speaker 1: and so some of those have come into the news.

980
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 1: But in general, bariatric surgeries, if you have a good

981
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:52,319
Speaker 1: program and you follow along with you know, a good nutritionist,

982
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:55,759
Speaker 1: are very safe. Do you think robotics are going to

983
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:59,760
Speaker 1: be used in more and more surgeries. I mean we'll

984
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 1: come to a point where everything's done through a small

985
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 1: incision and robotics. I think there's always going to be

986
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:11,439
Speaker 1: room for open surgeries. There are many times where things

987
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:15,360
Speaker 1: are too stuck, or you just don't have the robot

988
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:17,839
Speaker 1: available where that or it's absolutely necessary to know how

989
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 1: to do that. Right now, across all fields, people are

990
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 1: using the robot for elective surgery, meaning not for emergencies,

991
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 1: and slowly we're finding ways to do more emergence surgeries

992
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 1: that way. But there's always going to be a need

993
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 1: for someone who knows how to make a big bin

994
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 1: line incision and stop bleeding or take their control contamination.

995
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:40,400
Speaker 1: That being said, I think the robot's going to continue

996
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:43,799
Speaker 1: to grow. Some of the major barriers to entry are

997
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 1: cost and then training of personnel. So the system itself

998
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 1: costs about a million and a half dollars, and then

999
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 1: you know there's about two or three hundred thousand dollars

1000
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,799
Speaker 1: a maintenance a year, and it requires a whole set

1001
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,799
Speaker 1: of training, not just for the surgeons who do it,

1002
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 1: but for everyone else in the o R to know

1003
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 1: how to exchange the instruments and maintain the system, and

1004
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:07,760
Speaker 1: so it required you know, it's those are major barriers

1005
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,799
Speaker 1: to entry, but at the same time, you can be

1006
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 1: so precise, and the operative experience is so excellent that

1007
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:18,720
Speaker 1: there's been a real push to adoption and they're sorry,

1008
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 1: how long do you think until it's doing the procedure itself.

1009
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:27,640
Speaker 1: That's I'm thinking about like autopilot and a plane, where

1010
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 1: where the pilot is taking off and then he's hitting

1011
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:32,839
Speaker 1: on a pilot because you know, the robot's gonna he's

1012
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:35,520
Speaker 1: gonna monitor the robot, but the robot's gonna fly more

1013
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:39,920
Speaker 1: accurately than a human being ever could um. Obviously with

1014
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,799
Speaker 1: the monitoring of a human being. Well, do you think

1015
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 1: something analogous will happen in the surgery world where where

1016
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,279
Speaker 1: you're saying like, hey, hey do this, but I'm gonna

1017
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch you to make sure you don't suck up.

1018
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,920
Speaker 1: But but your but your accuracy as a as a

1019
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:56,880
Speaker 1: computer could be better than a humans ever could. I

1020
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:59,080
Speaker 1: hope that doesn't really happen in the next thirty years

1021
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 1: because that might be of my career, but it's it's

1022
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 1: gonna happen at some point. So they've already created robot

1023
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:09,359
Speaker 1: that can do things like close skin together better than

1024
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:12,359
Speaker 1: any human can. Um. The thing with surgery is that

1025
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 1: it's not so much about the technical skill, although that's

1026
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 1: absolutely essential. It's every single thing you do is a

1027
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:23,440
Speaker 1: separate decision, and making those decisions requires lots of expertise.

1028
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 1: And so I think it's going to be a while

1029
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,880
Speaker 1: before we have a robot that can go in interpret

1030
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:32,840
Speaker 1: someone's in natity, find out what the problem is, uh,

1031
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 1: and then execute the right series of steps in order

1032
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 1: to do it. I may be able to tell a robot,

1033
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 1: you know, close this incision here and then walk away.

1034
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:46,040
Speaker 1: But I feel I think, yeah, exactly, but I think

1035
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 1: I'm probably secure over the next twenty or thirty years.

1036
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 1: But you do believe that's that's that's nanotech is on

1037
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:55,000
Speaker 1: a horizon, bro. It has to be that's what has

1038
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 1: to be. Well, I'm thinking. I'm thinking little tiny, little, tiny, tiny,

1039
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 1: tiny tiny, like the Inner Space, like Iron Man. Do

1040
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 1: you remember Inner Space? I do remember Interspace one of

1041
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 1: my favorite movies ever, A great movie. Dennis Quaid, Did

1042
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 1: you Go Inside? They shrink him down, so it's just

1043
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 1: like a miss frizzled situation. I'm pretty well versed, but

1044
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 1: I have not shrink. You're way shrink. They shrank Dennis

1045
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:28,440
Speaker 1: Quaid down to the size of a freaking molecule almost,

1046
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 1: and inject him into Martin Short. Yeah, and wackiness ensues.

1047
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 1: That's when it all goes. All craziness happened. Listen. That's

1048
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:42,760
Speaker 1: where and Meg Ryan met Short. Do you watch the Boys?

1049
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:45,840
Speaker 1: Do you watch the Boys? I've seen Dennis Quaid's son

1050
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 1: The Boys. Yeah, that's Meg Ryan's son too. Guess where

1051
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 1: they met when making Inner Space? It all comes full circle. Noah, well,

1052
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 1: there we go. You're bringing it back. Martin Short is

1053
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 1: so funny. I've been watching Only Murder, Only Murder in

1054
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:01,720
Speaker 1: the Building. Oh yeah, Zach I started it and it's

1055
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 1: so good. It's fun right, but Martin Short like he

1056
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 1: just I just cut to him and I laugh. I

1057
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:11,040
Speaker 1: just find him so funny. Did you ever see Three Amigos?

1058
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 1: Of course you've seen three Amigo I've seen three amideo

1059
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 1: scrap film. And did you ever see the Santa Claus

1060
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:25,960
Speaker 1: three where he plays Uh, he's yeah, he's Jack Frost.

1061
00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 1: Well I'm liking I'm liking Only Murders in the Building

1062
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 1: and he's very funny. It took me twenty five years

1063
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 1: to realize that The Santa Claus was a fun Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

1064
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 1: yeah yeah if you were twenty five years old when

1065
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 1: you found out. Huh. I watched the movie when I

1066
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,720
Speaker 1: was swelled, and twenty five years later I was like, oh,

1067
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:54,040
Speaker 1: Claus things, yeah, and you're a doctor, right yeah yeah,

1068
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 1: well thank you? No, no, do you have any questions

1069
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 1: for us? Oh? Yeah, even qu for us. I'd love

1070
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 1: to ask you guys a couple. So one of them

1071
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:05,000
Speaker 1: has to do with my favorite thing about the show,

1072
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 1: which was your relationship with each other and sort of

1073
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 1: your romance. Um, how how did you guys decide to

1074
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:15,120
Speaker 1: sort of uh, you know, focus and highlight on that

1075
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 1: so much, given that at the time that wasn't something

1076
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:21,440
Speaker 1: that was emphasized in pop culture. I think it was.

1077
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:24,080
Speaker 1: It was a combination of Bill had written it, you know,

1078
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:28,360
Speaker 1: based on French his friendships, um, and then Donald and

1079
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:31,920
Speaker 1: I took it and ran with it. Um. You know, Bill,

1080
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 1: it's funny. I was just working with him this week

1081
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 1: and now he's become a hugger. You know. It took

1082
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:40,400
Speaker 1: twenty years. He wasn't even he wrote these characters, but

1083
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 1: like he'd still like stick out his hand and like Bill, no,

1084
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 1: we're hugging, and um, So I think he created these characters.

1085
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 1: And then the magical thing happened that Donald and I

1086
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 1: really truly became as close as the characters in real life.

1087
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 1: And then he just started taking stories from our own

1088
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 1: life and making them that and we would improv you know,

1089
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:01,960
Speaker 1: as it was easy easy for us to improv as

1090
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:05,880
Speaker 1: the guys because they were very similar to who we were. Yeah. Yeah,

1091
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 1: Turk and JD definitely broke down a lot of my

1092
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 1: own homophobia issues, you know what I mean, like having

1093
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:16,520
Speaker 1: to do a lot of the things that we did. Definitely,

1094
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:21,200
Speaker 1: you know it's all Look, I love you no matter what.

1095
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 1: If your life was on the line and I needed

1096
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:27,560
Speaker 1: to do something to save you, I would do that

1097
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 1: for you. I'm so confused. You put your penis in

1098
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:33,240
Speaker 1: them if they needed it for their Absolutely, that's what

1099
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:36,840
Speaker 1: I would coding. He's coding we needed giant cock is

1100
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:42,040
Speaker 1: signed him. You would do that for you. Yeah, in

1101
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:45,560
Speaker 1: a heartbeat, Thank you baby, and doctor? Does that ever

1102
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:48,960
Speaker 1: come up in the medical field quickly, meaning a penis

1103
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:54,200
Speaker 1: in someone's re I mean, as I said, I didn't

1104
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:56,800
Speaker 1: spend very much time inside the you know, the broom

1105
01:01:56,800 --> 01:02:00,960
Speaker 1: closets residences that experience. They just wondered if there was

1106
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,120
Speaker 1: any situation that you are where like quick, we need

1107
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:05,680
Speaker 1: a fallus in his rectum. Well, I can tell you

1108
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 1: that my second day of residency. So you know, I'm

1109
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:12,400
Speaker 1: forty hours in, I walk in, I'm on call, and

1110
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:16,280
Speaker 1: my senior goes, I've got to wrectum for you to disimpact.

1111
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:21,240
Speaker 1: So literally, like I walk into work and twenty minutes later,

1112
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:23,640
Speaker 1: I've got um, you know, ankle or I guess, you know,

1113
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:26,160
Speaker 1: like wrist deep and some guy's asked trying to take it,

1114
01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:29,000
Speaker 1: you know, dis impact some constipated stool. Yeah, okay, that's

1115
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 1: what I was going to ask you. So what do

1116
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 1: you give me notice plugs? Yeah? Like how does that work? Like,

1117
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:34,360
Speaker 1: so you got to go up there and you got

1118
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:37,840
Speaker 1: to be professional. How do you not in your mind say,

1119
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:40,720
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm one fisting this dude. Yeah, Like

1120
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,720
Speaker 1: that's more like wearing him like a hand puppet, right, Like,

1121
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:46,480
Speaker 1: how do you not? How do you not? That's the

1122
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 1: first thing. And then two, I'm actually pulling his dudoo

1123
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 1: out of him? Now is it a dudoo clog? Is

1124
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:54,960
Speaker 1: that the problem? Like there's too much dudo in its clog?

1125
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 1: Whether impacted, they have a they basically have a stool

1126
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:02,240
Speaker 1: ball that's so horror stoolball out there rectum so it's

1127
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:04,080
Speaker 1: too big, and then you take it. You have to

1128
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 1: reach in there and pull out the stoolball. You basically

1129
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:08,560
Speaker 1: turn your finger and they're like it becomes a popsicle.

1130
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:13,800
Speaker 1: You kind of do you ever? Do you ever? Do

1131
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 1: you ever like try and swish it like a three

1132
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:23,520
Speaker 1: to the garbage? I can't say that I have the

1133
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,800
Speaker 1: rules of dis impaction though art you're never supposed to

1134
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:28,560
Speaker 1: make eye contact with the patient. Once you start um

1135
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,439
Speaker 1: because it could be sexual. If you live you're looking

1136
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:35,640
Speaker 1: at each other, it could be sexual. I mean, it's

1137
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:38,120
Speaker 1: already awkward for them, it's kind of awkward for you.

1138
01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:40,000
Speaker 1: As you were saying, you're doing everything you can to

1139
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 1: maintain your professionalism. That's what I'm trying to say. Like

1140
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:45,880
Speaker 1: you're being the doctor, you have a license to you

1141
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:48,760
Speaker 1: have a license to see things that you wouldn't necessarily

1142
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:53,880
Speaker 1: see normally, like like one, the inside of people, right,

1143
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,560
Speaker 1: you wouldn't normally get to see those things that too.

1144
01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:59,240
Speaker 1: Always found it awkward when your doctor's like, all right,

1145
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:02,640
Speaker 1: let me see your stuff. Now, I know they're being

1146
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:06,280
Speaker 1: professional and automatically I'm like, yeah, sure, here's my ship,

1147
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:09,640
Speaker 1: there's my jump, you know what I mean. But truth

1148
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:12,200
Speaker 1: in the truth of the matter, we're so caught up

1149
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 1: in it in other situations, like I would never do

1150
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 1: that in front of you know, a bunch of people

1151
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:20,200
Speaker 1: out of nowhere, because I don't want to. You're prepared.

1152
01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:22,280
Speaker 1: You know when you're gonna get your physical that you're

1153
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:24,560
Speaker 1: gonna at some point drop your drawers and at some

1154
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:30,240
Speaker 1: point bend over and let him digitally penetrate you. Yes,

1155
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:33,680
Speaker 1: do you know that I have to have my first

1156
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:41,840
Speaker 1: colonoscopy doctor, and I I've never had after forty five, right,

1157
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:44,280
Speaker 1: So exactly, they moved the guidelines up five years. So

1158
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:47,480
Speaker 1: Donald Donald has had his. But I'm talking to the doctor.

1159
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:50,280
Speaker 1: I'm talking to him before because he's I haven't had

1160
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:52,680
Speaker 1: it yet. I think it's coming up this week. And

1161
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:55,400
Speaker 1: he says he's asking these questions and he goes, I'm

1162
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,320
Speaker 1: gonna do an endoscopy as well, um, for X y

1163
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:01,000
Speaker 1: Z reasons. And I thought I was being clever and

1164
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:05,760
Speaker 1: I said, don't use the same camera. And he said,

1165
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 1: do you know how many people make that joke? And

1166
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:11,000
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I thought I was being original.

1167
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:18,040
Speaker 1: Well was courtesy? You couldn't give me a courtesy? Laugh? Doc?

1168
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:23,400
Speaker 1: You know, well, you know it's um, it's always a

1169
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:27,320
Speaker 1: scary experience for your first time. Uh. The one thing

1170
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:29,560
Speaker 1: that you know you should take solace in is that

1171
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:32,400
Speaker 1: it's July. So that means there's gonna be a whole

1172
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:35,960
Speaker 1: fresh new crop crop of interns and residents starting. So

1173
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:40,640
Speaker 1: you know you maybe someone's first colonoscopy. No, no, no,

1174
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:43,400
Speaker 1: he well maybe assisting, but I know the guy who's

1175
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:46,480
Speaker 1: doing it, he's he's going to be operating the camera. Okay,

1176
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:51,000
Speaker 1: now they give you propo phil right now. I was

1177
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:55,520
Speaker 1: that I remember um coming out of because I have

1178
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:57,920
Speaker 1: had an endoscopy before and I was weaking. I couldn't

1179
01:05:57,920 --> 01:05:59,480
Speaker 1: stop talking. Does that happen a lot and people are

1180
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:02,440
Speaker 1: coming out of pro feel like speaking? Well, yeah, I

1181
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:04,760
Speaker 1: had that, h know I'm talking about Like I was

1182
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,160
Speaker 1: just talking. I was like, doct, this feels so good,

1183
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:09,840
Speaker 1: Like what is this drug? Like? Okay, so then he

1184
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:11,640
Speaker 1: doc told me that Like I don't know if he

1185
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:13,720
Speaker 1: was joking or not, but he said maybe it wasn't

1186
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:15,720
Speaker 1: propo phil, but he said, this is the drug the

1187
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:17,640
Speaker 1: CIA used to use, see I used to use on

1188
01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:19,240
Speaker 1: people because they just couldn't stop talking. They were just

1189
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:22,160
Speaker 1: like this spilling their guts like I don't so they

1190
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:24,480
Speaker 1: may have been using a different drug on you. It

1191
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:28,080
Speaker 1: might have been ketamine. And people tend to often speak

1192
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:30,960
Speaker 1: when they when they come out of kenemine polls um.

1193
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:34,760
Speaker 1: I was in a dude, he put me in a khole.

1194
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:38,479
Speaker 1: Probably went out parting. I remember telling him. I remember

1195
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:40,160
Speaker 1: I couldn't stop talking. I was like, Doc, this feels

1196
01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:42,160
Speaker 1: so good, Like would you ever want to like hang

1197
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:47,360
Speaker 1: out with me in my breasts. So you know those

1198
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:49,040
Speaker 1: things you can think back that you said that in

1199
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:52,560
Speaker 1: like you cringe. Well, on my list is like on

1200
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:55,840
Speaker 1: whatever drug, can't stop talking, asking the doctor to bring

1201
01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:57,400
Speaker 1: this drug and hang out with me and my friends.

1202
01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:00,320
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I said somebody I said I have for

1203
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:03,800
Speaker 1: my colonoscopy. I have one of the most cringeworthy uh

1204
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:07,520
Speaker 1: statements ever said to a doctor on the drug. On

1205
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:11,760
Speaker 1: the drug, before the note, before the drug, before the drug,

1206
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:14,840
Speaker 1: the rug. He's about to put the drug in me,

1207
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:16,560
Speaker 1: and I look at him, I go, tell me when

1208
01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:22,320
Speaker 1: you put it in, because I want to feel it. Cringe, cringe,

1209
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:25,080
Speaker 1: meaning I want to be high for that split. I

1210
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:29,040
Speaker 1: want to feel the high. Second it does feel great,

1211
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:33,360
Speaker 1: but before I'm in dharma dar arm, before I go

1212
01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:36,240
Speaker 1: there freaking. But I gotta say when I felt it

1213
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:39,080
Speaker 1: for the endoscopy. There's like a split a couple of

1214
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:41,960
Speaker 1: seconds where you're like, oh, this must people like heroin

1215
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:45,040
Speaker 1: or feels like or something, because this is amazing. And

1216
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:49,680
Speaker 1: then I was like, tell me, I remember saying that

1217
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:51,800
Speaker 1: to him, and then after saying that, being like, damn,

1218
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:55,560
Speaker 1: I sound like a fucking addict, and he's like, it's

1219
01:07:55,600 --> 01:08:03,000
Speaker 1: in you and I was like, yeah, it is um

1220
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:07,120
Speaker 1: all right, we gotta wrap it up. Donald Phaison, No, Noah,

1221
01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:09,880
Speaker 1: You've been an amazing guest. Thank you for educating us.

1222
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:13,840
Speaker 1: Everyone go get your colonoscope. If you're if you're forty

1223
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:17,559
Speaker 1: five and above, and if you're lucky before the robots

1224
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:21,760
Speaker 1: take over, yeah maybe if well, if you're unlucky and

1225
01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:25,040
Speaker 1: you get lucky enough to have a surgeon like Noah

1226
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:27,839
Speaker 1: and his robot and his R two unit, yeah, operate

1227
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:29,639
Speaker 1: on you do you name it? Did you name the robot?

1228
01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:32,960
Speaker 1: So the robots way we work are named after the

1229
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:37,760
Speaker 1: Wally movie. So we have Evie and Wally. There's there's

1230
01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:47,680
Speaker 1: two of the robots. I love that movie. Great movie actually, Wally, Wally, Eva, Wally.

1231
01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:50,639
Speaker 1: All Right, everybody, thank you for tuning in. We love

1232
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:56,320
Speaker 1: you so much. And jva Za any last thoughts, Donald

1233
01:08:56,320 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 1: phaise On, Wally Joel, any last thoughts? No, have a

1234
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,839
Speaker 1: great Oh wait, I do want to say something, Okay,

1235
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:10,320
Speaker 1: go ahead. Wait, So somebody asked me, can is there

1236
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:14,799
Speaker 1: a place where you can find the sheet music for

1237
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:20,080
Speaker 1: I'm no Superman and I'm coming to use Zach because

1238
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:26,240
Speaker 1: you have a relationship with the band laz Lobang. If

1239
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:28,599
Speaker 1: we could find a way to get that out there, maybe,

1240
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:30,479
Speaker 1: you know, that would be kind of cool. It would

1241
01:09:30,479 --> 01:09:35,559
Speaker 1: be kind of interesting to hear different people's interpretation of

1242
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:40,960
Speaker 1: I'm Superman, but the but with the actual uh, the

1243
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,400
Speaker 1: chords or the piano music. I think they will be

1244
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:45,760
Speaker 1: looking for the piano, all right, I will I will

1245
01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:47,840
Speaker 1: inquire about that and remind hey, I want to talk

1246
01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:51,719
Speaker 1: to you about, um, some of a Llama Day's music

1247
01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:54,599
Speaker 1: because I got you. I think I might I might

1248
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:56,680
Speaker 1: be able to put it in a scene I'm in

1249
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Speaker 1: which I just directed call them up. Um. All right, fans, friends, guests,

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