WEBVTT - DONKEY: ‘Soon Bang’ Busted By Detective D. Large

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<v Speaker 1>Then Today Devil Breakfast Club. Yes, donkey Today for Thursday,

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<v Speaker 1>February twenty seventh goes to a sixty three year old

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<v Speaker 1>woman named Soon Bang. And Soon Bang has been charged

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<v Speaker 1>with operating a prostitution business from the New Jersey massage

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<v Speaker 1>parlor she owns. Yes, her name is Soon Bang, and

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<v Speaker 1>she owns the Oasis Spot in Denville, New Jersey. And

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<v Speaker 1>with a name like Soon Bang, her career choice was

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<v Speaker 1>just destiny. Okay, if you walk into a massage Paula

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<v Speaker 1>and the owner is Soon Bang, then you already know

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<v Speaker 1>they got a hidden menu. And according to police reports

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<v Speaker 1>and a Stemnustem interview which Soon Bang she admitted to

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<v Speaker 1>engaging in sexual intercourse and providing hand jobs with clients

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<v Speaker 1>in exchange for money. Okay, I know what you're thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>and what you're thinking is, damn it. Why do I

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<v Speaker 1>never end up with these massage polos. Okay, they don't

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<v Speaker 1>do this massage ivy, But that's not what you're thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh me neither, By the way, I was just trying

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<v Speaker 1>to connect with whoever feels that way. But Soon operates

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<v Speaker 1>the Oasis Spa in Denville, New Jersey. And before I continue,

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<v Speaker 1>I need you to know that the detective on this

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<v Speaker 1>case was Detective d Large. I'm not making any of

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<v Speaker 1>this story up, nor am I mature enough to have

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<v Speaker 1>this conversation. But here we are now. The reason police

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<v Speaker 1>Cirscus massage Pauler was for a number of reasons, and

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<v Speaker 1>none of them had anything to do with her name

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<v Speaker 1>soon bang. First of all, when authorities rated Oasis Spa,

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<v Speaker 1>they found all the classic indicators of an illicit operation. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>they discovered a large quantity of condoms hidden within a mattress,

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<v Speaker 1>because safe sex is great sex, but you better wear

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<v Speaker 1>a latex. Okay. The fifty million dollars in condoms that

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<v Speaker 1>Donald Trump said were sent to Harmas by usaid were

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<v Speaker 1>stashed in a mattress an Oasis Spa, and they were

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<v Speaker 1>hidden in plants, which could be an organic option for

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<v Speaker 1>the environmentally conscious perverts out there. Okay. Not to mention

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<v Speaker 1>she had numerous online reviews for explicit sexual acts with customers.

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<v Speaker 1>That'll do it, Okay. When you have actual online reviews

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<v Speaker 1>about the hand jobs that are happening in your establishment,

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<v Speaker 1>you are just begging to get caught. Okay. If your

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<v Speaker 1>yelp reviews sound like they belong on OnlyFans trust and believe.

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<v Speaker 1>You might as well be snitching on yourself. When they

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<v Speaker 1>searched Soon Bang's residents, they also found a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>cash hidden in her bedroom and the same style condom

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<v Speaker 1>that was located and the Oasis Spa was found in

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<v Speaker 1>Soon Bang's bedroom. I don't know why that was a

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<v Speaker 1>necessary detail. She probably buys in bulk, just like Diddy

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<v Speaker 1>does his baby oil. This is what I don't understand, though,

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<v Speaker 1>Soon Bang is sixty three. One of our employees got arrested.

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<v Speaker 1>Their name was you, shun Lea Day sixty seven. At

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<v Speaker 1>what point are you too old for this? Okay? You

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<v Speaker 1>should be sitting around watching family feud playing scrabble, But

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<v Speaker 1>you out here living like a crime boss on a

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<v Speaker 1>fifty cent power spin off? Why and such an obvious crime?

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<v Speaker 1>If your name is soon Bang? Okay, don't run a business? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's exactly what's happening. Okay, you can't get arrested for

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<v Speaker 1>doing exactly what your name says. Speaking of her name,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's time to play a game of guess

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<v Speaker 1>what racious. Soon Bang, sixty three years old, owns a

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<v Speaker 1>massage paula called Oasis Spa. When you went to Oasis Spa,

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<v Speaker 1>they were also operating a prostitution business. Dj Envy, guess

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<v Speaker 1>what racio is? This is a tough one, Oh New

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<v Speaker 1>Jerseys doing bang hand jobs on the hitting menu. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>blow Asian. Okay, Okay, okay. Soon Bang sixty three years old,

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<v Speaker 1>owns a massage Paula called Oasis Spa. When you went

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<v Speaker 1>to Oasis Spa, they were operating a prostitution business. Jess hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what racious? Black? Ooh what made you think black?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just curious. We can get a little kinky sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>and do a name change, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Now I have seen no pictures. All right, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>basing this off all gut feelings. But if her name

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<v Speaker 1>is Soon Bang and one of her employees, is you

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<v Speaker 1>shunning Lee and Lee is spelled l I, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna assume that. DJ Nvy, you are absolutely correct. And

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<v Speaker 1>why did you do that? Donald Trump double hand job?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you do that? Okay, I'm just gonna assume

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<v Speaker 1>she's asy abc D hands off free. Okay, please give

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<v Speaker 1>suone Bang the biggest he huh. Now, I may what

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<v Speaker 1>or may have not been to a oasispo before or

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<v Speaker 1>you've been there before. That's why you did the double

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<v Speaker 1>hand job, Donald Trump.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, when I used to live in that county, there

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<v Speaker 2>was groupons and.

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<v Speaker 1>You could get they were cheap. She was crazy cheap

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<v Speaker 1>and size. It was crazy. But you didn't have to

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<v Speaker 1>volunteer that information. You just decided to tell that you

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<v Speaker 1>may or may not be involved in this type of activity.

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<v Speaker 2>Me and the wife went and got you know, massages,

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<v Speaker 2>But I didn't get no happy anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you. I just know because I looked it up.

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<v Speaker 2>When you said a waste to spot then feel I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I think therefore around the corner, all around New York though,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm my old camera guy. Loose he used to

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<v Speaker 2>he used to, Yeah, he used to partake those all.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he did that was always talk.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know about always inspired, but I know what

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<v Speaker 2>he used to do it. He said, it's more in

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<v Speaker 2>New York than you think.

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<v Speaker 1>It is.

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<v Speaker 2>One on every corner, and the mad just be going

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<v Speaker 2>to work and then going to work work after the work.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, he would come come ahead after coming there.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it was never no, I didn't you know, hand

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<v Speaker 1>job or nothing like that. But you sound guilty to me, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm didn't. My wife like, what are you talking about? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let me ask you uestion you've been to a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of massalid places. If they ever ordered you, never neither.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never gotten met me neither. I don't believe you though.

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<v Speaker 1>When he's sound guilty over there dressed, I got senior

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