Speaker 1: Then Today Devil Breakfast Club. Yes, donkey Today for Thursday,
Speaker 1: February twenty seventh goes to a sixty three year old
Speaker 1: woman named Soon Bang. And Soon Bang has been charged
Speaker 1: with operating a prostitution business from the New Jersey massage
Speaker 1: parlor she owns. Yes, her name is Soon Bang, and
Speaker 1: she owns the Oasis Spot in Denville, New Jersey. And
Speaker 1: with a name like Soon Bang, her career choice was
Speaker 1: just destiny. Okay, if you walk into a massage Paula
Speaker 1: and the owner is Soon Bang, then you already know
Speaker 1: they got a hidden menu. And according to police reports
Speaker 1: and a Stemnustem interview which Soon Bang she admitted to
Speaker 1: engaging in sexual intercourse and providing hand jobs with clients
Speaker 1: in exchange for money. Okay, I know what you're thinking,
Speaker 1: and what you're thinking is, damn it. Why do I
Speaker 1: never end up with these massage polos. Okay, they don't
Speaker 1: do this massage ivy, But that's not what you're thinking.
Speaker 1: Oh me neither, By the way, I was just trying
Speaker 1: to connect with whoever feels that way. But Soon operates
Speaker 1: the Oasis Spa in Denville, New Jersey. And before I continue,
Speaker 1: I need you to know that the detective on this
Speaker 1: case was Detective d Large. I'm not making any of
Speaker 1: this story up, nor am I mature enough to have
Speaker 1: this conversation. But here we are now. The reason police
Speaker 1: Cirscus massage Pauler was for a number of reasons, and
Speaker 1: none of them had anything to do with her name
Speaker 1: soon bang. First of all, when authorities rated Oasis Spa,
Speaker 1: they found all the classic indicators of an illicit operation. Okay,
Speaker 1: they discovered a large quantity of condoms hidden within a mattress,
Speaker 1: because safe sex is great sex, but you better wear
Speaker 1: a latex. Okay. The fifty million dollars in condoms that
Speaker 1: Donald Trump said were sent to Harmas by usaid were
Speaker 1: stashed in a mattress an Oasis Spa, and they were
Speaker 1: hidden in plants, which could be an organic option for
Speaker 1: the environmentally conscious perverts out there. Okay. Not to mention
Speaker 1: she had numerous online reviews for explicit sexual acts with customers.
Speaker 1: That'll do it, Okay. When you have actual online reviews
Speaker 1: about the hand jobs that are happening in your establishment,
Speaker 1: you are just begging to get caught. Okay. If your
Speaker 1: yelp reviews sound like they belong on OnlyFans trust and believe.
Speaker 1: You might as well be snitching on yourself. When they
Speaker 1: searched Soon Bang's residents, they also found a bunch of
Speaker 1: cash hidden in her bedroom and the same style condom
Speaker 1: that was located and the Oasis Spa was found in
Speaker 1: Soon Bang's bedroom. I don't know why that was a
Speaker 1: necessary detail. She probably buys in bulk, just like Diddy
Speaker 1: does his baby oil. This is what I don't understand, though,
Speaker 1: Soon Bang is sixty three. One of our employees got arrested.
Speaker 1: Their name was you, shun Lea Day sixty seven. At
Speaker 1: what point are you too old for this? Okay? You
Speaker 1: should be sitting around watching family feud playing scrabble, But
Speaker 1: you out here living like a crime boss on a
Speaker 1: fifty cent power spin off? Why and such an obvious crime?
Speaker 1: If your name is soon Bang? Okay, don't run a business? Well,
Speaker 1: that's exactly what's happening. Okay, you can't get arrested for
Speaker 1: doing exactly what your name says. Speaking of her name,
Speaker 1: I think it's time to play a game of guess
Speaker 1: what racious. Soon Bang, sixty three years old, owns a
Speaker 1: massage paula called Oasis Spa. When you went to Oasis Spa,
Speaker 1: they were also operating a prostitution business. Dj Envy, guess
Speaker 1: what racio is? This is a tough one, Oh New
Speaker 1: Jerseys doing bang hand jobs on the hitting menu. I'm
Speaker 1: blow Asian. Okay, Okay, okay. Soon Bang sixty three years old,
Speaker 1: owns a massage Paula called Oasis Spa. When you went
Speaker 1: to Oasis Spa, they were operating a prostitution business. Jess hilarious.
Speaker 1: Guess what racious? Black? Ooh what made you think black?
Speaker 2: I'm just curious. We can get a little kinky sometimes
Speaker 2: and do a name change, you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, Now I have seen no pictures. All right, I'm
Speaker 1: basing this off all gut feelings. But if her name
Speaker 1: is Soon Bang and one of her employees, is you
Speaker 1: shunning Lee and Lee is spelled l I, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna assume that. DJ Nvy, you are absolutely correct. And
Speaker 1: why did you do that? Donald Trump double hand job?
Speaker 1: Why did you do that? Okay, I'm just gonna assume
Speaker 1: she's asy abc D hands off free. Okay, please give
Speaker 1: suone Bang the biggest he huh. Now, I may what
Speaker 1: or may have not been to a oasispo before or
Speaker 1: you've been there before. That's why you did the double
Speaker 1: hand job, Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: Now, when I used to live in that county, there
Speaker 2: was groupons and.
Speaker 1: You could get they were cheap. She was crazy cheap
Speaker 1: and size. It was crazy. But you didn't have to
Speaker 1: volunteer that information. You just decided to tell that you
Speaker 1: may or may not be involved in this type of activity.
Speaker 2: Me and the wife went and got you know, massages,
Speaker 2: But I didn't get no happy anything.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. I just know because I looked it up.
Speaker 2: When you said a waste to spot then feel I'm like,
Speaker 2: I think therefore around the corner, all around New York though,
Speaker 2: because I'm my old camera guy. Loose he used to
Speaker 2: he used to, Yeah, he used to partake those all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he did that was always talk.
Speaker 2: I don't know about always inspired, but I know what
Speaker 2: he used to do it. He said, it's more in
Speaker 2: New York than you think.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: One on every corner, and the mad just be going
Speaker 2: to work and then going to work work after the work.
Speaker 2: So yeah, he would come come ahead after coming there.
Speaker 1: No, it was never no, I didn't you know, hand
Speaker 1: job or nothing like that. But you sound guilty to me, sir,
Speaker 1: I'm didn't. My wife like, what are you talking about? Okay,
Speaker 1: let me ask you uestion you've been to a bunch
Speaker 1: of massalid places. If they ever ordered you, never neither.
Speaker 1: I've never gotten met me neither. I don't believe you though.
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