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Speaker 1: You make sure you're telling them to watch out of Florida, Milorida.

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Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and

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Speaker 2: all of Fourda.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you are a donkey.

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Speaker 4: A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.

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Speaker 3: It gave him too much money.

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Speaker 1: Florida man is arrested after w said he rigged the

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Speaker 1: door to his home in an attempt to electric hit

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Speaker 1: his president lights.

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Speaker 3: Police arrested in Orlando.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 3: We're talking up from Ludas the breakfast club.

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Speaker 2: Bitch you donkey other day with Charlam Hayne to God,

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Speaker 2: I don't know what y'all keep you letting him get

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Speaker 2: y'all like this. Yes, donci here today for Friday, December eighth,

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Speaker 2: goat the forty six year old Michael Gordon.

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Speaker 3: Michael is from Florida.

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Speaker 2: Ladies and gettlemen, what did you Kashalla always say about

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Speaker 2: the great state of Florida?

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Speaker 3: Say it with me. The craziest people in America come

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Speaker 3: from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is

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Speaker 3: no different. Now.

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Speaker 2: Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and

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Speaker 2: expecting different results. And clearly everybody in Florida is insane. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Florida is a non stop drama.

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Speaker 3: Do you hear me?

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Speaker 2: The things that happen in Florida are like a scripted

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Speaker 2: comedy and this is hilarious now. Michael Gordon pleaded no

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Speaker 2: contest yesterday to a misdemeanor obstruction charge and will sent

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Speaker 2: us to five days and custody and five hundred dollars

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Speaker 2: light charge.

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Speaker 3: But Michael is a repeat offendancy.

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Speaker 2: Michael is listed as a transient and he was convicted

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Speaker 2: in late July of trespassing after he unsuccessfully tried to

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Speaker 2: enter a parked truck in a parked van in Saint Petersburg, Florida.

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Speaker 2: He was originally charged with burglary, which is a felony.

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Speaker 2: He copped to a misdemeanor and was sent us to

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Speaker 2: one hundred and fifteen days in jail. Michael Gordon has

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Speaker 2: a pretty long rap sheet which includes burglary, narcotics, possession, truspassing, theft, prowling,

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Speaker 2: criminal mischief, and obstructing police. Sounds to me like he

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Speaker 2: needs help, okay, not jail time. He needs rehab, not prison.

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Speaker 2: This man should clearly be in somebody's facility getting.

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Speaker 3: Help for this disease. That is addiction. That's just you

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Speaker 3: know my opinion.

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Speaker 2: Now, Michael, as I told you earlier, got arrested for

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Speaker 2: obstruction charges and was sent us to five days. Mind you,

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Speaker 2: he just got out for truspassing in fact, and I'm

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Speaker 2: not making this up. And this is why he's getting

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Speaker 2: donkey of today. And this is also how I know

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Speaker 2: God has a sense of humor. Michael, when he was

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Speaker 2: as was wearing a T shirt that says I just

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Speaker 2: got out of prec it.

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Speaker 3: I'm not making this up. Let's go to TVC news

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Speaker 3: report police.

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Speaker 4: A man wearing a shirt declaring I just got out

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Speaker 4: of prison was locked up after police responded to a

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Speaker 4: nine to one to one call about a male suspect

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Speaker 4: entering a parked car and stealing a wallet. Wait a second,

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Speaker 4: why would somebody leave a wallet in the car? Why

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Speaker 4: would they do that? That's just asking for somebody to

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Speaker 4: steal it. Anyway, back to the news. Forty six year

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Speaker 4: old Michael Gordon pleaded no contest yesterday to a misdemeanor

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Speaker 4: obstruction charge and was sentenced to five days in custody

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Speaker 4: and find five hundred dollars. How's he going to pay it?

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Speaker 4: He didn't get to keep the wallet anyway. The criminal

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Speaker 4: count against Gordon stemmed from his refusal to identify himself

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Speaker 4: to deputies probing the reported auto break in. A portable

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Speaker 4: finger Prince scanner was used to identify Gordon, who told cops,

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Speaker 4: call my lawyer.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's really going to work with the cops. They

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Speaker 3: love that.

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Speaker 4: Gordon's shirt accurately reflected his most recent scrape with the law.

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Speaker 4: Remember his shirt said I just got out of prison.

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Speaker 4: His rap sheet includes convictions for burglary, narcotics possession, trespassed, theft, prowling,

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Speaker 4: criminal mischief, and obstructing police. From the TVC news room

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Speaker 4: in New York, I'm very white.

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Speaker 3: Shout out the very white.

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Speaker 2: It was an entertaining This is exactly why, no matter

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Speaker 2: how bad the situation is, I'm gonna crack me a

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Speaker 2: little joky joke.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I've never taken.

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Speaker 2: Anything too serious, because God is the most serious, un serious.

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Speaker 3: All knowing being ever. God created us, all right.

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Speaker 2: We are all created in the image and likeness of God,

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Speaker 2: even the worst parts of us. God made a choice

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Speaker 2: to create us and give us free will because God

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Speaker 2: knew I'm gonna make these creatures called humans, and then

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Speaker 2: we meaning me, Jesus and the angels just gonna kick

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Speaker 2: back and watch all this play out. Florida is God's boondocks,

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Speaker 2: I am sure of it.

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Speaker 3: The Earth, America.

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Speaker 2: In particular, is God's favorite screaming platform, and every state

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Speaker 2: is a different you know, screaming channel.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and Florida is God's boondocks. Okay, only on the

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Speaker 3: boondocks with a man.

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Speaker 2: Just get out of jail, all right, be wearing I

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Speaker 2: just got out of prison T shirt and get arrested again.

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Speaker 3: Let me ask another question, what jail.

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Speaker 2: In Florida is giving out these T shirts and why?

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Speaker 3: There is no doubt in my mind that.

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Speaker 2: There is a correctional facility in Florida giving these out.

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Speaker 2: I just went to jail in Florida, and all I

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Speaker 2: got is this lovely T shirt.

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Speaker 3: Whose idea was this?

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Speaker 2: Okay, dear correctional facilities, if you want to do some

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Speaker 2: actual correcting, don't give these folks shirts with sayings that look,

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Speaker 2: you know, celebratory.

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Speaker 3: I just got out of prison. That's not a flex.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm happy you free, but I just graduated law

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Speaker 2: school as a flex. I'm cancer free as flex. Those

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Speaker 2: are great to wear on your botties. Please give Michael

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Speaker 2: Gordon the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, you are the doge, the.

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Speaker 2: Dog ge, the.

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Speaker 3: Person that was swag bags. It's crazy. You need something

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Speaker 3: to wear when you get out what you're doing?

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Speaker 2: What do they give you a swag bag when you

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Speaker 2: go in? And I got a big ass bottle of

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Speaker 2: live in it, big ass bottle of a lease A

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Speaker 2: picture that will keep.

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Speaker 3: You from cooling. You're right, all right, man, peace bt

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Speaker 3: even though it's two in the morning. You have a

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Speaker 3: picture of the guy. Oh I do. Actually, it's on

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Speaker 3: my phone play game? We know where? What do you

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Speaker 3: think he is? Black? Why?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: Why didn't screen black to me? He ain't nothing about

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Speaker 3: this screen black? What is meth head? White? Capital riot? White?

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Speaker 3: White at him? This man needs help. This is a

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Speaker 3: I know I met batic when I see one. Damn it.

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Speaker 3: This man his treatment not prison. We should have played

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Speaker 3: a game Super eight, right, damn super eight. Okay, Now

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Speaker 3: it's Friday, so you know what that means.

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Speaker 2: It's freaking, freaking freaking Friday.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk. Bus sector means let's talk. Bus sector means

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Speaker 3: let's talk. But sector means let's talk, but get into

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Speaker 3: some things. Who out there has gotta beseect me?

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Speaker 1: Man, Let's talk eight hundred five eight five one oh

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Speaker 1: five snippet.

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Speaker 3: If you guys the second set me, let's talk about

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Speaker 3: the sect's.

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Speaker 1: Talking about talk. Come with me, Let's talk about what

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Speaker 1: you have to do after. Let's talk about it.

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Speaker 3: Eight five one o five one.

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Speaker 2: I got my consentation next Friday to go get my

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Speaker 2: snip snipped that what time we're going Fridays?

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Speaker 3: Stop going to get We ain't French. Yes, you guys

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Speaker 3: should go, don't together?

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Speaker 1: I said, we got a whole hands and nothing said

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Speaker 1: we should go together. It's consentation. We just asked questions together.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, the double snip?

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Speaker 3: What's it's crazy?

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Speaker 1: Where you gotta have to show the time?

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Speaker 3: Dounble snick that you're going too fast? Double if you're

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Speaker 3: going too fast? I hate this place, promised to Ma.

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Speaker 3: It's the breakfast club going morning. It's freaky Friday. God

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Speaker 3: damn the breakfast club