Speaker 1: Previously on the Princess of South Beach, Maria del Garman
Speaker 1: is too busy making out with the hot reporter to
Speaker 1: continue her and estray A's plan to destroy the Calderon's.
Speaker 1: Nacho has sent Raoul to pay off some mobsters who
Speaker 1: he owes a lot of money to, and as you
Speaker 1: can imagine, what's about to go down is not pleasant. Look,
Speaker 1: look what the cats again? Poppy took his time. Inn't here.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry for the inconvenience. My dad gave me
Speaker 1: something I'm supposed to give to you, so anyway, here
Speaker 1: it is and goodbye. Wait, let's see what your poppy
Speaker 1: sent us? M h, everything all right? Can I go
Speaker 1: tell me something rolling though? Do you think I'm an idiot?
Speaker 1: Do you think I'm playing games with you? But no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I do not think you'd like to play games, except
Speaker 1: for the game you're playing right now, which looks like
Speaker 1: you know that's a Hey, anyone, don't look at my games.
Speaker 1: Um No, I just met you, and you seem very
Speaker 1: smart and very menacing you. Hey, shut up, what do
Speaker 1: you think for now? This asshole came in here just
Speaker 1: to insult me. No, no, no, what I came straight
Speaker 1: from the bank. There are sixty thousand dollars in there.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that whatever is going on, it's just a
Speaker 1: big misunderstanding. My poppy can explain. Mina, you tell your
Speaker 1: pathetic poppy. And I'm keeping this just so I don't
Speaker 1: have to whoop your ass right now. I'm expecting to
Speaker 1: get everything I'm old by this fry any or I'll
Speaker 1: cut both your necks and feed them to the crocodiles.
Speaker 1: I understand. Yes, Actually no, m you're gonna you're gonna
Speaker 1: feed our next to the crocodiles. You're gonna be dead.
Speaker 1: If I were you, I leave right now. Okay, you cookie,
Speaker 1: what about you? I pulled the door when it was
Speaker 1: a push time. I think it's not you know what.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go out the one too good, have
Speaker 1: a dumpling on the way up. WELP. While raoul situation
Speaker 1: feels very HBO, let's head over to La Casa Rosa,
Speaker 1: where Mario del Carmen is still making out with the
Speaker 1: hot reporter. Mhm, tongue already stop, does anyone today? This
Speaker 1: is not what it looks like. No, no, no, no, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, it definitely doesn't look like you guys were
Speaker 1: passionately making out. I didn't see anything MEA what am
Speaker 1: I doing? I can't get involved with you. I'm engaged
Speaker 1: to I know, I know, but I feel like I
Speaker 1: don't know, Gloria. I don't think you are feelings for him.
Speaker 1: Every time I asked you something about Raoul, it was
Speaker 1: like you were a completely different person. What look, I
Speaker 1: almost feel like you are not Gloria Calderon Andres. I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm being impulsive here, but I have to tell
Speaker 1: you something. You're right, I'm not water. I brought the water.
Speaker 1: Here is your water. I know how thirsty you get,
Speaker 1: and I don't want you to make the mistake of
Speaker 1: being thirsty in front of a stranger. Okay, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go to the bathroom because it looks
Speaker 1: like you two are talking in code again, and you know,
Speaker 1: just like leave a cup of water next to your
Speaker 1: nightstand and you wake up and you just hydrate. It's okay,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm I'm I'm gonna leave you guys
Speaker 1: do your code thing. Estray, you have got to stop
Speaker 1: doing that. You were about to tell him who you are.
Speaker 1: Weren't a heart at all. It wasn't gonna tell him anything.
Speaker 1: We need to find you a hobbyist today, because the
Speaker 1: whole lurking behind closed doors thing is getting old. Don't
Speaker 1: try to change the subject. Were you gonna tell him
Speaker 1: the truth? Are not? No? I was gonna ask him
Speaker 1: if he was willing to help us investigate the Calderon family.
Speaker 1: And don't you think that would seem a little suspicious?
Speaker 1: Gloria got that own wanting to investigate her own family.
Speaker 1: I guess I hadn't thought about it that way. I
Speaker 1: was distracted. His eyes. They're so blue, and they have
Speaker 1: this warm honey hue to them. They're completely You have
Speaker 1: to smack you again, no, ma'am, Okay, you need to
Speaker 1: wake up. He could expose us and then we lose
Speaker 1: our only chance at making things right. But I think
Speaker 1: he's not like the rest of them. I swear I
Speaker 1: feel like he's genuine. You've known him for less time
Speaker 1: than it takes to warm up a hot pocket. You
Speaker 1: ain't catching feelings for him, are you? What? Of course not?
Speaker 1: That would be crazy. You're a terrible actress. Until we're
Speaker 1: sure we can trust him, don't tell him anything. Got it? Okay?
Speaker 1: All right? But nothing is stopping me from getting to
Speaker 1: know him better. Right, as long as that doesn't involve
Speaker 1: you choking on his tongue, they sure go ahead. So
Speaker 1: you were listening to us the entire time? Huh? So
Speaker 1: are you guys done talking about me? What I'm beautiful
Speaker 1: and funny? No, we were talking about glorious hydration levels. Okay, bias,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for the for the water. Okay,
Speaker 1: leaving now, don't forget what we talked about or thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you? You know I love you. Can you believe
Speaker 1: the latest news? Estevan Can is running for mayor? Do
Speaker 1: you know who you're voting for? Maybe it's Estevan or
Speaker 1: maybe it's tonight's guests. He's one of the more unusual candidates.
Speaker 1: Let's give a warm welcome to Glens Bass. Glenn, you
Speaker 1: need no introduction. Everyone knows you. You're a billionaire, the
Speaker 1: CEO of Bass COO, and you recently launched a rocket
Speaker 1: into space, and now you're running to be Miami's mayor.
Speaker 1: Tell us, is politics your new hobby? Glenn Bass doesn't
Speaker 1: have hobbies, Tatiana, Like every great man in history, I
Speaker 1: have a plan, one that will take all humankind to
Speaker 1: the next level. Okay, that sounds ominous. What are your
Speaker 1: plans today? I'm running to be Miami's mayor, but next
Speaker 1: I'll be Governor of Florida, then President of the United States,
Speaker 1: and finally Chancellor of Space. I want to give humanity
Speaker 1: the future we all deserve. My campaign is just the
Speaker 1: first step of a twelve year project. Chancellor of Space
Speaker 1: in only twelve years. Wow, that's um that's fast. Progress
Speaker 1: waits for no one, Tatiana, not even Glenn Bass. Well
Speaker 1: what about your rival Estelan Calderon. Aren't you worried that
Speaker 1: he might win? Glen Bass competes with no one. What
Speaker 1: is the band ever dream of colonizing Mars? No? But
Speaker 1: once Basco has conquered it and made it a livable place,
Speaker 1: everybody will be able to go for vacations there like
Speaker 1: it's Hawaii. It'll be America's fifty first date and I
Speaker 1: shall call it Bass Why e Wow, that is ambitious. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: is there anything you like about Estelan? Ah? Well, the
Speaker 1: one thing I can say is he has great taste,
Speaker 1: because that Lincoln Aviator is one beautiful suv. In fact,
Speaker 1: after seeing Esteban in it, I bought one for myself.
Speaker 1: And it's honestly my favorite place to brainstorm new ideas
Speaker 1: for Basco. You know, everyone keeps talking about that Lincoln.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to think I should get one. It has
Speaker 1: the Glenn Bass stamp of approval, and when I terraform Mars,
Speaker 1: it will be the first thing I send to Bass. Why. Okay,
Speaker 1: we are out of time for today. Thank you very
Speaker 1: much for coming and I look forward to booking my
Speaker 1: vacation in Bass. Ye that's it for today, but remember
Speaker 1: what happened in Busway stays in Busway. We'll be back
Speaker 1: with Mark calderon scandals and rumors in the next team
Speaker 1: with Tatiana. You two seem close. Yeah, she's great, she's
Speaker 1: a good person. The question is are you me? Yes? No,
Speaker 1: I'm a terrible human being obviously. Oh really, what makes
Speaker 1: you so terrible? Quiss? My mom always tells me I
Speaker 1: don't call her enough, even though I talked to her
Speaker 1: every single day. My friends tell me I work too much,
Speaker 1: but they're just mad I can't play Call of Duty
Speaker 1: all the time. And oh the real puncher. My grandma
Speaker 1: thinks I am a criminal for not liking raisins in
Speaker 1: my Tomah's disgusting. I know right. Okay, what about you,
Speaker 1: Claudia Calderon? Are you a good person or a bad person?
Speaker 1: I don't know what I used to be, and honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I am right now. I think
Speaker 1: I have what it takes to be a good person,
Speaker 1: and I want to be a good person. But sometimes
Speaker 1: it's hard to tell which decisions are the right ones.
Speaker 1: I think you're a good person. You don't even know me,
Speaker 1: then let me get to know you. What's your favorite
Speaker 1: type of pizza? That doesn't tell you anything about a person.
Speaker 1: Of course it does if you say you like Hawaiian pizza,
Speaker 1: although immediately that you are a monster. What is with
Speaker 1: the stigma against pineapples on pizza? I knew it. You
Speaker 1: are a monster andres I can't cheat on Raoul, even
Speaker 1: though it's complicated. I want to be a good person.
Speaker 1: But why do you care so much about Raoul? I've
Speaker 1: read the articles on your fight. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't think he treats you right. He does. He might
Speaker 1: be a little corny, but he does love me, and
Speaker 1: it's not fair of me to betray that trust. Are
Speaker 1: you sure Raoul is who you want? Or is it
Speaker 1: just who everyone expected Gloria to want that's a loaded question.
Speaker 1: And can I take you out to dinner as friends?
Speaker 1: I'm sure I can find a place where they can
Speaker 1: ruin a perfectly good pizza with some tropical fruit. It
Speaker 1: seems like Maria del Garmin is falling head over heels
Speaker 1: for Andres or Raoul. He's going to be heartbroken. But
Speaker 1: be careful, Maria del Garmin. Not all frogs transform into princes.
Speaker 1: Sometimes when you kiss them, they just give you hurt bees.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, your call has been forwarded to
Speaker 1: an automatic voice message system. Bobby, what the hell? What
Speaker 1: was that place? And who do you owe money to?
Speaker 1: What have you gotten yourself into? They're gonna feed her
Speaker 1: next to the crocodile. I'm on my way home. I
Speaker 1: want you to explain everything. Okay, love you, I Raoul?
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