WEBVTT - 8. Comeuppance & Other Uppance

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<v Speaker 1>Gampsy Media Large.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Rory, we have reached literally the final stretch. I

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<v Speaker 2>can see the finish line and that little man waving

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<v Speaker 2>the checkered flag. This is your final recap what happened

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<v Speaker 2>last week.

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<v Speaker 3>Last week we got to find out the sentencing of

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<v Speaker 3>all these guilty people, Mike and Steve and David and

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<v Speaker 3>Michelle and Kelly.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it was kind of interesting to get to

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<v Speaker 3>know where everybody ended up in what their sentencing was,

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<v Speaker 3>and also how they kind of reacted and felt about it.

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<v Speaker 3>And I have to say, true to form of everybody

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<v Speaker 3>who we've heard, they all seem to kind of be

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<v Speaker 3>okay with it. They definitely went through a hard time,

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<v Speaker 3>and maybe these interviews are so far after getting released

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<v Speaker 3>from prison that they're a little more optimistic, But they

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<v Speaker 3>all just kind of seemed to be like, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>went to jail and it was like this, as opposed

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<v Speaker 3>to deeply devastated by it.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I would not have that react.

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<v Speaker 3>I would not at all. I would be changed forever,

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<v Speaker 3>probably for the worst.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>They do all seem to have come out with better perspective.

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<v Speaker 2>Agreed, it's a lesson for all of us. Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 2>on that note, I'm proud to hand it off to

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<v Speaker 2>Johnny knox Hill one more time for the finale of

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<v Speaker 2>Crimeless Hillbilly Heis Episode eight, Let's Go.

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<v Speaker 5>By February of nineteen ninety nine, David and the rest

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<v Speaker 5>of the heist crew are all locked away in prison,

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<v Speaker 5>but the government is still working on vacuuming up all

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<v Speaker 5>the scattered money in all of its forms. So the

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<v Speaker 5>fans hold an auction at the Metrolena Expo Center in Charlotte,

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<v Speaker 5>North Carolina to sell off all of Steven Michelle's crazy

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<v Speaker 5>purchases and give the money back to Loomis Fargo and

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<v Speaker 5>its insurance company. Because no one needs a cash infusion

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<v Speaker 5>more than a giant corporation and its insurance company, the

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<v Speaker 5>public comes and droves to get their chance in owning

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<v Speaker 5>a piece of sweet contraband. They're joined by local reporters

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<v Speaker 5>and TV crews from the national networks.

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<v Speaker 2>The federal government held an auction in Charlotte, North Carolina.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of the items purchased with the stolen money.

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<v Speaker 6>Some are here just to see what seventeen million dollars

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<v Speaker 6>can buy.

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<v Speaker 7>They're looking for a steal.

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<v Speaker 5>Even People Magazine is in attendance, and of course a

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<v Speaker 5>social event in the Charlotte area would not be complete

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<v Speaker 5>without the Mayor of Cramerton, Kathy with the Sea, and

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<v Speaker 5>their best friend and neighbor.

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<v Speaker 7>Kathy with a k Here's Kathy with the Sea.

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<v Speaker 8>It was a very festive, upbeat party type setting and

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<v Speaker 8>his concession foods sold and everybody spent the day just

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<v Speaker 8>watching everything get get auctioned off.

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<v Speaker 7>But the Kathys weren't here just to spectate.

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<v Speaker 5>They wanted their own piece of the true luxury, the

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<v Speaker 5>kind that could only be picked by the discerning eyes

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<v Speaker 5>of Steve and Michelle Chambers. This was a chance to

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<v Speaker 5>own a piece of Gaston County history.

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<v Speaker 8>There was a very large six or seven foot tall

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<v Speaker 8>wooden Indian.

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<v Speaker 7>There were tanning.

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<v Speaker 8>Beds, luxury vehicles, furniture. Everybody wanted to get a little

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<v Speaker 8>piece of the story to have to remind them of it.

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<v Speaker 7>And Kathy with the Case's husband wanted more than just

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<v Speaker 7>a piece of history. He was a victim too and

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<v Speaker 7>was at the auction to demand his own restitution. You see,

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<v Speaker 7>the FBI had.

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<v Speaker 5>A sneaking suspicion that the Chambers had more stolen cash

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<v Speaker 5>buried somewhere on their property, probably a fair gas. So

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<v Speaker 5>they borrowed Kathy with the Case's husband's trusty shovel to

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<v Speaker 5>dig around for the loop, and despite the FBI's status

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<v Speaker 5>as upstanding citizens, they never gave it back.

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<v Speaker 9>So when he knew that there was going to be

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<v Speaker 9>a you know, auction, He's like, I'm going to go

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<v Speaker 9>and get my shovel back.

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<v Speaker 5>But sadly, Kathy with the case husband was undone.

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<v Speaker 7>By his own pride, Bobby wasn't gonna bit on it.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, he didn't.

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<v Speaker 6>He thought they should give it back to him, the FBI,

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<v Speaker 6>but they they wouldn't, so I don't know how much

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<v Speaker 6>they got for.

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<v Speaker 7>It, but the Kathy's refused to go home empty handed.

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<v Speaker 8>I bought a sideboard table that is in my fourrier.

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<v Speaker 4>I got a platter.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh that's right, I didn't buy a platter.

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<v Speaker 5>Michelle's BMW went for less than market value, but a

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<v Speaker 5>bona fide Steve Chambers money storage barrel made of the

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<v Speaker 5>finest blue plastic, with all of the cash and dog

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<v Speaker 5>food cleaned out of it, went for more than one

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<v Speaker 5>thousand bucks. The FEDS had already sold off Stephen Michelle's mansion,

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<v Speaker 5>but not before removing the and prize of the auction,

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<v Speaker 5>the Peace Day Resistance. That's right, the velvet Elvis painting.

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<v Speaker 5>It's sold to the owner of a pawnshop for sixteen

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<v Speaker 5>hundred dollars. Sixteen hundred dollars really, and so the bounty

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<v Speaker 5>of the heist was dispersed among the people of Gaston

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<v Speaker 5>County and the nation. But the legend of the heist

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<v Speaker 5>was just beginning from SmartLess media, campsite media, and big

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<v Speaker 5>money players in partnership with iHeart Podcasts. I'm Johnny Knoxville,

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<v Speaker 5>and you're listening to Crime List.

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<v Speaker 7>Bill Billy Heist. This is our eighth and final episode.

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<v Speaker 7>Come up and other reference.

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<v Speaker 5>There's a saying David Gant used to hear growing up

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<v Speaker 5>in Gaston County.

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<v Speaker 6>Sometimes you have to put legs on your prayers.

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<v Speaker 5>Putting legs on your prayers means sometimes you have to

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<v Speaker 5>do the dirty work on behalf of the angels. Like

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<v Speaker 5>let's say you're a security guard with a dead end

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<v Speaker 5>job and a failing marriage and what you really need

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<v Speaker 5>is a new start in life. Well, you do what

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<v Speaker 5>you got to do and hope that the ends justify

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<v Speaker 5>the means, or if it goes poorly, your prayer legs

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<v Speaker 5>might wind up pacing around a jail cell.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm a dreamer, and I don't think there's anything wrong

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<v Speaker 6>with that.

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<v Speaker 5>But what happens when you get out of jail in

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<v Speaker 5>your thirties and still have a bunch of dreams in

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<v Speaker 5>your head but also have a criminal record, not to

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<v Speaker 5>mention a national reputation, is someone liable to get massive

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<v Speaker 5>revenge on any employer who screws you over. David's not

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<v Speaker 5>starting from zero, He's starting from way less than zero

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<v Speaker 5>if you count the four million dollars in restitution eos.

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<v Speaker 5>David's winning combo of likability and good behavior saw him

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<v Speaker 5>released on parole after serving just over five years of

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<v Speaker 5>a seven and a half year sentence. After growing up

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<v Speaker 5>in North Carolina and going on to commit the crime

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<v Speaker 5>of the Century in North Carolina and serving his entire

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<v Speaker 5>sentence in a federal prison in North Carolina, David knew

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<v Speaker 5>he needed a change of scenery.

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<v Speaker 6>Too many memories, too many codefendants, too many questions from

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<v Speaker 6>nosy people. I wanted to start over clean, start fresh.

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<v Speaker 5>And what better way to start fresh than to limit

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<v Speaker 5>your time on the Earth's surface as much as possible.

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<v Speaker 6>And I had this bizarre notion becoming a professional scuba diver.

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<v Speaker 6>It's crazy, not real off on.

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<v Speaker 5>Out, But there was a school for that in Jacksonville, Florida.

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<v Speaker 7>So that's where David wound up.

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<v Speaker 6>It's hot, it's humid. Every puddle of water you encounter

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<v Speaker 6>probably has a reptile of some sort in it. You

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<v Speaker 6>get used to the summers, you know, it grows on you,

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<v Speaker 6>and after a while it becomes very, very normal. You

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<v Speaker 6>don't notice the heat as bad, and you get used

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<v Speaker 6>to it.

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<v Speaker 5>Life after prison is difficult in all kinds of ways,

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<v Speaker 5>some of them surprising.

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<v Speaker 6>One of the unique things about being in prison you

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<v Speaker 6>become what you call buggy. I would hoard salt and

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<v Speaker 6>pepper packets, and I would have stashes of stuff hidden

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<v Speaker 6>in my room. One of the things I found myself

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<v Speaker 6>doing was doing an early morning count. I would just

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<v Speaker 6>be up the prescribed time, stand beside my bed like

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<v Speaker 6>a moron, and one day it slapped me in the face.

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<v Speaker 6>Why am I still doing prison crap?

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<v Speaker 5>Tammy was out of the picture by this point. She

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<v Speaker 5>divorced David while he was in prison, which even he understands.

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<v Speaker 5>But David got back to rebuilding his life. He managed

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<v Speaker 5>to find a job running a bulldozer for a construction company.

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<v Speaker 7>Steady work with steady hours.

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<v Speaker 5>Not the kind of pascal he'd hoped for when he

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<v Speaker 5>was in his twenties and trying to live up to

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<v Speaker 5>his parents, but it was a real career, just like

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<v Speaker 5>his dad had. And then the biggest piece of the

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<v Speaker 5>puzzle came into place. He fell in love and got

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<v Speaker 5>married to a woman named Christy.

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<v Speaker 6>She helped me break the being buggy cycle. She started

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<v Speaker 6>teaching me about technology, and you know, like the good

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<v Speaker 6>mother that she is, she kind of took me by

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<v Speaker 6>my hands said, listen, that's how computers kind of work. Now,

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<v Speaker 6>this is what's changed, and we've just been together ever since.

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<v Speaker 5>The budget for The American Dream was considerably tighter than

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<v Speaker 5>he had hoped, but he kept going for it.

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<v Speaker 6>I've got a dollar named Belatricks, and you know she's

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<v Speaker 6>my heart.

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<v Speaker 5>If you like me, assumed that David must be a

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<v Speaker 5>Harry Potter fan, you like me, would be wrong. That's

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<v Speaker 5>not where he got Bellatrix. She's named after the third

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<v Speaker 5>brightest star in the Orion constellation, which was named six

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<v Speaker 5>centuries before your favorite movie franchise came about so there.

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<v Speaker 7>For the most part, David was glad to have his

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<v Speaker 7>old life.

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<v Speaker 6>In the rear view, I remember getting a letter from

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<v Speaker 6>Kelly in prison, and what did she say. This is

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<v Speaker 6>where my memory gets a little screw because it's not

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<v Speaker 6>to me, it's not an important event. I think she

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<v Speaker 6>found Jesus and she apologized, and I don't mean her

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<v Speaker 6>any harm, but I don't. I didn't care then, and

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<v Speaker 6>if you had been my real friend, you never need

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<v Speaker 6>to apologize. I don't hate her. I don't hate any

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<v Speaker 6>of them, you know, but I think there's a part

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<v Speaker 6>of me that I'll always kind of hold a grudge

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<v Speaker 6>that their first thought was this dude's got to die.

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<v Speaker 6>And I can't help but contact that personally. Well, if

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<v Speaker 6>I'm wrong in comment.

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<v Speaker 5>Below, I gotta say, David, I don't blame you. But then,

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<v Speaker 5>almost fifteen years after the heist, Hollywood came calling.

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<v Speaker 6>So this guy calls me up, says we want to

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<v Speaker 6>make a movie about your story. I tell him to

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<v Speaker 6>f off. I hang up on him.

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<v Speaker 5>But instead of affing off the Hollywood big wigs persist,

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<v Speaker 5>David talks with the director, the guy who directed Napoleon

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<v Speaker 5>Dynamite and Nacho Lebra and suddenly the whole thing starts

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<v Speaker 5>to feel more and more real.

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<v Speaker 6>He's like, Zach Galifanakis wants to meet you, would you

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<v Speaker 6>mind flying out here for Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 5>Zach Galafanakis ended up playing David in the comedy movie

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<v Speaker 5>called Masterminds, which garnered an all star comedy cast including

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<v Speaker 5>Owen Wilson, Kristen Wig, Jason Sedakis, and Kate McKinnon, and

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<v Speaker 5>was released in the summer of twenty sixteen in theaters

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<v Speaker 5>across the globe.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a tough shelf disguise.

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<v Speaker 9>I look like if Jesus and Cat had a baby,

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<v Speaker 9>which is a nice thought too, you know.

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<v Speaker 5>And David's daughter got to go on set and be

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<v Speaker 5>treated like a jillionaire heiress.

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<v Speaker 6>And the catering people. I had a special Beltrick's shelf

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<v Speaker 6>with me and cheese and her little snacks.

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<v Speaker 5>David got paid to consult on the movie and was

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<v Speaker 5>fine with the idea of them turning his life story

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<v Speaker 5>into slapstick.

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<v Speaker 6>And then next thing you know, I'm in La from

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<v Speaker 6>the Chinese Theater in Hollywood at a premiere on the

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<v Speaker 6>red carpet with true famous people's movie stars, and I

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<v Speaker 6>got to meet all kinds of people, you know, big

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<v Speaker 6>people up from the movie business, and just it's kind

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<v Speaker 6>of overwhelming.

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<v Speaker 5>David's even got new celebrity friends.

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<v Speaker 6>I still stay in touch with Zach. I'm kind of

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<v Speaker 6>hit and miss. But one of his favorite things to

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<v Speaker 6>do is if he's traveling in an armored car drives

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<v Speaker 6>by him, he'll think of me and he'll usually send

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<v Speaker 6>me a text or a picture.

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<v Speaker 5>Kelly said goodbye to Camp Cupcake in two thousand and four,

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<v Speaker 5>having served just over five years.

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<v Speaker 9>When I was getting ready to leave prison, there was

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<v Speaker 9>one of the guards said, you'll be back. They all

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<v Speaker 9>come back. I said, I'll tell you right now, I'll

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<v Speaker 9>never be back. Oh, they all come back.

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<v Speaker 5>But Kelly was determined not to come back. Instead, she

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<v Speaker 5>returned to her home in Gaston County. It looked a

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<v Speaker 5>lot different than when she left before she was arrested.

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<v Speaker 5>She put in new wood paneling a way to upgrade

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<v Speaker 5>the house that was more discreet than say, buying a mansion.

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<v Speaker 5>But once the FBI got inside, they found the new

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<v Speaker 5>wall suspicious.

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<v Speaker 9>They had ripped the paneling off the walls because they

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<v Speaker 9>thought maybe I was hiding money in the walls of

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<v Speaker 9>the trailer.

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<v Speaker 7>Thanks guys.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, Kelly had found the lord and kicked the devil's

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<v Speaker 5>let us while she was in prison. Now she was

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<v Speaker 5>ready to get on with her life.

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<v Speaker 9>I didn't let the millions of dollar restitution hang over

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<v Speaker 9>my head and fred over that for the rest of

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<v Speaker 9>my life. I just kind of got on with my life.

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<v Speaker 9>My kids didn't hold anything against me, which was fantastic.

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<v Speaker 9>Tried to rebuild relationships with them.

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<v Speaker 7>Well.

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<v Speaker 5>Kelly was locked up, her mother and her husband Spanky,

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<v Speaker 5>worked to take care of her kids. After she got out.

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<v Speaker 5>She tried to make the marriage work, but it just didn't.

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<v Speaker 5>She ended up getting divorced.

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<v Speaker 9>Me and my first husband didn't make it, but I

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<v Speaker 9>found love somewhere else, and we were doing pretty good.

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<v Speaker 9>We've got five grandkids and we were running a business,

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<v Speaker 9>our own business, and thanks for going good.

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<v Speaker 5>Kelly and her husband run a wealthy and construction business,

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<v Speaker 5>which pays the bills and avoids a kind of relationship

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<v Speaker 5>with your job that makes you want to rob the place.

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<v Speaker 9>If you're working from somebody else, you're never going to

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<v Speaker 9>get anywhere. You're just going to stay writing the rut

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<v Speaker 9>that you're in, and the only person getting rich and

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<v Speaker 9>getting better is the person you're working for.

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<v Speaker 5>Running your own business does keep Kelly close to her

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<v Speaker 5>one remaining vice.

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<v Speaker 9>Well, I still love money and I'll take all I

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<v Speaker 9>can get. I do my husband sometimes I'm like, why

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<v Speaker 9>are you paying so and so to do that? I

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<v Speaker 9>can do that. You know I'm greedy. He's like, I

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<v Speaker 9>know you're greedy.

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<v Speaker 5>But don't worry. She's got her cravings in check.

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<v Speaker 9>I mean, I wouldn't rob a bank again. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 9>I mean, I do love money, but I love my

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<v Speaker 9>kids more and my grandkids more. But I can have

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<v Speaker 9>more fun with them with more money.

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<v Speaker 5>Kelly didn't participate in the movie about her story. She

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<v Speaker 5>was played by Kristin Wig.

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<v Speaker 8>Two lovers on the Lamb in Mexico.

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<v Speaker 9>You know they say, the beach is there. They're life

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<v Speaker 9>like powdered sugar. Just rub each other all day with

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<v Speaker 9>coconut juices.

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<v Speaker 5>Instead, she and her husband just waited for it to

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<v Speaker 5>come out and watched it at the drive in, which

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<v Speaker 5>apparently still exist.

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<v Speaker 9>They didn't portray me as stupidly as they portrayed the

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<v Speaker 9>other characters in it, so I wasn't really displeased.

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<v Speaker 5>You might think a Christian ex bank robber would run

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<v Speaker 5>into a lot of judgment. But most people Kelly meets

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<v Speaker 5>are actually cool.

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<v Speaker 9>It was either like you're my hero or I can't

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<v Speaker 9>believe I'm meeting you. Will you sign my autograph?

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<v Speaker 5>And life is A famous grandmother has its perks.

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<v Speaker 9>That's what my oldest granddaughter says. Her friend's say, well,

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<v Speaker 9>bet your grandma so cool, I'd like to meet her.

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<v Speaker 9>I did call a radio station one time because they

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<v Speaker 9>were looking for famous people. I can't remember what it

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<v Speaker 9>was all about now, I don't know why, but I

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<v Speaker 9>called him. I said, what about infamous people? They didn't

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<v Speaker 9>take my call and put it on the radio.

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<v Speaker 5>Other than the occasional run in with her fan base,

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<v Speaker 5>Kelly doesn't think about the heist much anymore, although having

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<v Speaker 5>stuck around North Carolina, she has had a couple of

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<v Speaker 5>chance encounters over the years. Steve's still around, and he's

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<v Speaker 5>apparently traded being a wanna be mafia kingpin into shopping

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<v Speaker 5>for bargains.

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<v Speaker 9>I ran into him in a dollar tree, him and

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<v Speaker 9>his mom one day after I'd got out. We talked briefly,

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<v Speaker 9>not much, and I've not ran into him since then.

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<v Speaker 7>As for Michelle, once I.

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<v Speaker 9>Ran into her in a grocery store one time. But

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<v Speaker 9>I don't think she's seen me, because when I seen her,

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<v Speaker 9>I went the other way. It's like, what do you

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<v Speaker 9>even say to each other? So I'd rather just not

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<v Speaker 9>talk to her.

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<v Speaker 5>As I said in the first episode, Steve and Michelle

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<v Speaker 5>declined to speak to us, but we know that they divorced,

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<v Speaker 5>and we know that Steve got really into lifting weights

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<v Speaker 5>in prison and now owns his own gym. As for

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<v Speaker 5>Michelle Chambers, like all good x cons looking to turn

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<v Speaker 5>over a new leaf, she's living under an alias, so

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<v Speaker 5>it was no mean feat to track her down. Sources

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<v Speaker 5>say that she's quietly living the country life as a

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<v Speaker 5>goat farmer. Mike mckinnie's feelings on Steve have mellowed over

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<v Speaker 5>the decades.

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<v Speaker 10>I personally just.

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<v Speaker 4>Thought he was a piece of trash for what he did,

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<v Speaker 4>for coughing up people that weren't caught yet.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe not, but he and Steve got out of prison

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<v Speaker 5>about the same time and went their separate ways, Steve

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<v Speaker 5>back to North Carolina and Mike back to Illinois.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just really glad we we live so far apart

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<v Speaker 4>where we'd go, had no chance of us running into

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<v Speaker 4>each other.

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<v Speaker 5>Mike's experience in prison was decidedly different from Camp Cupcake.

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<v Speaker 5>He had trouble trying to figure out how to cross

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<v Speaker 5>the street when he got out. It had been nearly

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<v Speaker 5>a decade since he had to navigate traffic, and he

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<v Speaker 5>wasn't used to getting to go outside whenever he felt

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<v Speaker 5>like it.

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<v Speaker 4>It just feels weird whenever you're actually at your house

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<v Speaker 4>that I can actually go outside my front door anytime

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<v Speaker 4>I want to.

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<v Speaker 10>Just sit on my porch.

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<v Speaker 5>Yet life on the outside wasn't necessarily easier.

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<v Speaker 4>You still have to grind whether you're locked up or

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<v Speaker 4>out here. It just you have different priorities. Inside. You're

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<v Speaker 4>more worried about your physical safety. Out here it's a

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<v Speaker 4>bigger grind because then you have a more stress actually

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<v Speaker 4>finances and such like that. Putting everything back together is

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<v Speaker 4>still an ongoing process.

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<v Speaker 5>Mike mckennie's a lot of things, X con ex marine

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<v Speaker 5>hit man, but also a family man.

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<v Speaker 4>But the biggest regret is while you're locked up. My

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<v Speaker 4>big one was kids grown up without me. I basically

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<v Speaker 4>just stayed in touch with my kids as much as

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<v Speaker 4>I could write them once a week, maybe get to

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<v Speaker 4>call them once a week.

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<v Speaker 5>He didn't see his kids for four years after he

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<v Speaker 5>went to prison, and didn't see them regularly for nine

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<v Speaker 5>years while he still had his hands on the money

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<v Speaker 5>before he got himself locked up. Life wasn't all pham parties,

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<v Speaker 5>hookers and murder plots. He also did a family vacation.

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<v Speaker 4>The most enjoyable thing I spent any of the money

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<v Speaker 4>on was actually taking my daughters to the Bahamas for vacation.

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<v Speaker 7>They had one hell of a law Christmas together.

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<v Speaker 4>I actually hired a stretch Limo to drive up from Evansville,

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<v Speaker 4>picked me and my daughters and I think one or

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<v Speaker 4>two of my buddies up and we drove down to

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<v Speaker 4>the mall that's when they still had actually malls, and

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<v Speaker 4>I let them pick out whatever they wanted for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 4>And then we actually picked up a ferret along the way.

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<v Speaker 5>Not just any ferret, a high class ferret.

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<v Speaker 4>And I think it is probably the first and only

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<v Speaker 4>time a ferret ever ridden in next trench Limo.

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<v Speaker 5>Today is kids call them pops and cherish them with pride.

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<v Speaker 5>Mike is also played by a super famous movie star.

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<v Speaker 10>Jason Sadaka's played me.

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<v Speaker 4>All I can say is at least at least they

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<v Speaker 4>got somebody close to my size.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually, Mike likes Jason Sadakas. It's just that his portrayal

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<v Speaker 5>of Mike is a bit sinister.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where I've take his life.

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<v Speaker 11>I like to take it.

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<v Speaker 6>That ain't your life no more. It's my life, my life.

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<v Speaker 5>And if you're wondering who the lovable family man hero

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<v Speaker 5>of this story is, there's only one answer. Unfortunately, according

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<v Speaker 5>to Mike, Hollywood got it wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, first thing they were off on was how Gant

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<v Speaker 4>was the hero of the movie.

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<v Speaker 10>That was the first thing he got wrong.

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<v Speaker 5>Mike was apparently more comfortable with his depiction in Jeff

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<v Speaker 5>Diamond's book about the heist.

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<v Speaker 4>He sent me two autographed copies for my daughters and

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<v Speaker 4>uh my oldest daughter actually did a book report on

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<v Speaker 4>that book on the heist in school.

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<v Speaker 5>Like many celebrity x almost assassins, Mike has a complicated

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<v Speaker 5>love life.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if I pick crazy women or if

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<v Speaker 4>I make them crazy.

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<v Speaker 10>So yeah, it's one of those things.

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<v Speaker 7>And a taste for exotic pets.

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<v Speaker 4>It was only about maybe a two foot baby alligator.

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<v Speaker 10>His name was mister happy Face.

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<v Speaker 4>I actually kept him in the bathtub, just put the

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<v Speaker 4>stopper in. Let a little water in that by the

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<v Speaker 4>drain end, and go to take a shower of that day,

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<v Speaker 4>pull out the gaters, take him on the floor, take your.

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<v Speaker 10>Shower and put him back in there, and buddies come over.

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<v Speaker 10>We'll be drinking.

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<v Speaker 4>And if you didn't know anybody, you go in and

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<v Speaker 4>it was a small bathroom. It's an old claw foot tub.

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<v Speaker 4>The toilet's like right next to it. You go in there,

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<v Speaker 4>all of a sudden you get a little baby gater

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<v Speaker 4>just hissing at you.

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<v Speaker 5>And if mister happy face didn't kill the mood for

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<v Speaker 5>potential love interests, he's got back up.

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<v Speaker 4>Both the venomous snakes and the alligator in the bathtub,

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<v Speaker 4>both romance crushers. I still have a few translats too.

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<v Speaker 4>I have that way about me.

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<v Speaker 10>I guess it's.

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<v Speaker 7>A lot to get pasted on a dating profile.

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<v Speaker 5>Must be in the deadly Snakes, giant spires, a tubgator,

0:25:06.760 --> 0:25:11.600
<v Speaker 5>and former thwarted assassins. But with experience comes wisdom, and

0:25:11.680 --> 0:25:13.160
<v Speaker 5>Mike has a lot of it by now.

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<v Speaker 10>If I could give my younger self advice.

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<v Speaker 4>As soon as Steve offered that contract to me, I'd

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<v Speaker 4>take the money up front, turn around and leave with it.

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<v Speaker 10>I'd tell my younger self to do.

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<v Speaker 4>Turn and burn on him, take the money and run,

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<v Speaker 4>crossing the dawn of Don Steve the big Cheese Chambers

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<v Speaker 4>seems like a risk not worth taking. They must not

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<v Speaker 4>have known too many hit men because they'd hired me

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<v Speaker 4>for the other contract, So it wasn't that big of.

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<v Speaker 10>A threat, was it. I mean, how many hitmen did

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<v Speaker 10>they actually know?

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe Mike shouldn't be so confident in his ability to

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<v Speaker 5>fly with his money and his life. Not with FBI

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<v Speaker 5>agent John Widra on the case. The dude took his

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<v Speaker 5>job pretty seriously.

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<v Speaker 11>There are a lot of people in jail that thought

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<v Speaker 11>they were smarter than me. And I've never lost a

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<v Speaker 11>case in twenty three years. I got one hundred percent conviction, right,

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<v Speaker 11>So I just liked it.

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<v Speaker 10>I enjoyed the job.

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<v Speaker 7>Obsession might be a fair word.

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<v Speaker 11>I remember writing an Affidavid in the hospital room while

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<v Speaker 11>my wife was in labor, like that's that's how into

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<v Speaker 11>this job I was.

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<v Speaker 5>But for all his righteous fury, Widra is sympathetic to

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<v Speaker 5>the high screw to a point.

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<v Speaker 11>They're not generally accepted. They're looked down upon as being

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<v Speaker 11>from Gastonia. They didn't participate in the American Dream, so

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<v Speaker 11>you know, in some ways it was fed to them.

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<v Speaker 11>And think this just made logical sense to this gang

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<v Speaker 11>to move on and do this, And it's also wild.

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<v Speaker 10>They're still proud.

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<v Speaker 11>But I see no reason that anyone should have to

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<v Speaker 11>steal like that from anyone just because you started out

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<v Speaker 11>with nothing. I'm really actually quite tired of this victim

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<v Speaker 11>mentality in this country where I don't have something and

0:27:23.160 --> 0:27:25.840
<v Speaker 11>you do, so I'm the victim. You can get out

0:27:26.119 --> 0:27:28.359
<v Speaker 11>and work for it if you if you work hard,

0:27:29.119 --> 0:27:31.920
<v Speaker 11>you can get there. Stephen Michelle could have made money,

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<v Speaker 11>I mean, and they could have made it legitimately I

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<v Speaker 11>had I started with nothing like I started with debt.

0:27:39.960 --> 0:27:42.840
<v Speaker 11>I was the first person to get through college.

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<v Speaker 10>In my family.

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<v Speaker 11>So I'm not interested in hearing this story about like

0:27:48.119 --> 0:27:50.080
<v Speaker 11>wo is me. I was born in a trailer and

0:27:50.160 --> 0:27:53.399
<v Speaker 11>I can't I can't make it. That's that's just not true.

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<v Speaker 5>Now retired from the FBI, Widra tries to never It's

0:28:00.119 --> 0:28:02.280
<v Speaker 5>been more than ten days at a time in one.

0:28:02.119 --> 0:28:04.159
<v Speaker 7>Place sounds exhausting.

0:28:04.600 --> 0:28:07.560
<v Speaker 5>He's living the dream, but with all this time on

0:28:07.640 --> 0:28:10.480
<v Speaker 5>his hands, does he relate somewhat to the freedom David

0:28:10.520 --> 0:28:11.040
<v Speaker 5>was chasing.

0:28:11.560 --> 0:28:15.320
<v Speaker 11>It's liberating not having anybody telling you what to do

0:28:15.640 --> 0:28:20.000
<v Speaker 11>or influencing you where to be. You know, if I

0:28:20.040 --> 0:28:21.560
<v Speaker 11>want to get up and leave now, I'll get up

0:28:21.560 --> 0:28:24.200
<v Speaker 11>and leave. I could be in London by tomorrow.

0:28:24.760 --> 0:28:26.040
<v Speaker 7>Settle down, John.

0:28:26.359 --> 0:28:29.920
<v Speaker 11>So you know, and I've done that. I've been somewhere

0:28:29.920 --> 0:28:31.960
<v Speaker 11>and the wife calls and says, I got a really

0:28:32.040 --> 0:28:34.080
<v Speaker 11>good deal on a cruise. I changed your flight. You're

0:28:34.080 --> 0:28:36.160
<v Speaker 11>flying into Fort Lauderdale. I'll see you there.

0:28:37.200 --> 0:28:40.400
<v Speaker 5>Wydro's life now is actually pretty much the Jimmy Buffett

0:28:40.360 --> 0:28:43.000
<v Speaker 5>fancy David Gant was dreaming about in the Bank vault.

0:28:43.280 --> 0:28:45.880
<v Speaker 11>Nightlife for me starts at four pm and ends at

0:28:45.880 --> 0:28:46.560
<v Speaker 11>seven pm.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, not exactly, but still. He has an inspirational message

0:28:51.960 --> 0:28:53.760
<v Speaker 5>for the heist crew, pining for retirement.

0:28:54.080 --> 0:28:55.880
<v Speaker 11>Well, you know what, I've given up a lot of

0:28:55.920 --> 0:28:59.800
<v Speaker 11>happiness over my life to save and to generate that.

0:29:00.920 --> 0:29:02.840
<v Speaker 11>And that's the way I describe it. You know, it's

0:29:03.720 --> 0:29:08.800
<v Speaker 11>happiness is a currency, and you spend it or you

0:29:08.840 --> 0:29:12.360
<v Speaker 11>waste it, and you can spend it on the wrong things.

0:29:12.600 --> 0:29:14.600
<v Speaker 7>But as fate would have it, while the.

0:29:14.520 --> 0:29:17.520
<v Speaker 5>Team was recording these interviews at a lake house on

0:29:17.560 --> 0:29:22.040
<v Speaker 5>the border of North and South Carolina. Something very right happened.

0:29:23.040 --> 0:29:25.800
<v Speaker 5>At the exact moment that Wider was standing up to leave,

0:29:26.240 --> 0:29:30.000
<v Speaker 5>David Gant was arriving fresh off a plane from Jacksonville, Florida.

0:29:30.600 --> 0:29:33.640
<v Speaker 5>The good vibes were just radiating everywhere, so we just

0:29:33.720 --> 0:29:37.120
<v Speaker 5>had to reunite the former g man to the former thief.

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<v Speaker 6>What's so, John, I'm seeing you? And how long?

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<v Speaker 8>Now?

0:29:40.560 --> 0:29:40.760
<v Speaker 9>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>You can tell David's not nervous at all. He's quick

0:29:43.120 --> 0:29:45.400
<v Speaker 5>to point out that he's gainfully employed.

0:29:45.400 --> 0:29:48.440
<v Speaker 6>Pretty good, pretty good deals, not never get rich off

0:29:48.480 --> 0:29:52.240
<v Speaker 6>of it. It's kept rufe overhead. Yeah, honest work.

0:29:52.400 --> 0:29:53.400
<v Speaker 11>Did you paid your debt?

0:29:53.760 --> 0:29:56.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? No hard feelings, no.

0:29:57.280 --> 0:30:00.080
<v Speaker 6>And I've looked at towards you guys the same you.

0:30:00.000 --> 0:30:02.400
<v Speaker 6>You're just doing your job. You did the best job

0:30:02.440 --> 0:30:05.880
<v Speaker 6>you could and you know, I appreciate that you were

0:30:06.640 --> 0:30:09.760
<v Speaker 6>timely and not rude about it, not mean about it.

0:30:09.760 --> 0:30:10.520
<v Speaker 2>It's not personal.

0:30:10.720 --> 0:30:14.440
<v Speaker 5>No, just two guys reminiscing about old times.

0:30:15.400 --> 0:30:18.320
<v Speaker 7>Is it just me? Or is this heartwarming? A smitche awkward,

0:30:18.560 --> 0:30:19.360
<v Speaker 7>but heartwarming.

0:30:19.800 --> 0:30:23.280
<v Speaker 11>I heard today that Kelly apologized for I apologize to

0:30:23.320 --> 0:30:24.680
<v Speaker 11>you Becca back in the day.

0:30:25.040 --> 0:30:25.800
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, that's okay.

0:30:26.040 --> 0:30:33.520
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I shouldn't hold I wouldn't call it a grudge.

0:30:33.760 --> 0:30:35.320
<v Speaker 5>But they were.

0:30:35.720 --> 0:30:38.480
<v Speaker 6>They voted me right off the island. I'm never going

0:30:38.480 --> 0:30:38.960
<v Speaker 6>to put you.

0:30:38.920 --> 0:30:39.520
<v Speaker 10>Off the planet.

0:30:41.360 --> 0:30:43.600
<v Speaker 5>David has said he does recognize that he might be

0:30:43.680 --> 0:30:45.400
<v Speaker 5>dead were not for the FBI.

0:30:45.840 --> 0:30:49.840
<v Speaker 6>Because if my co conspirators had been even reasonably competent,

0:30:50.880 --> 0:30:53.960
<v Speaker 6>I'm glad they're not, or weren't, I wouldn't be here.

0:30:54.080 --> 0:30:56.080
<v Speaker 2>No, you almost weren't.

0:30:56.800 --> 0:30:59.000
<v Speaker 7>Wydro wonders if David has learned his lesson.

0:30:59.480 --> 0:31:00.760
<v Speaker 2>So you still think you'd do it again.

0:31:01.720 --> 0:31:04.400
<v Speaker 6>I think I would have to do it again, but

0:31:04.640 --> 0:31:08.000
<v Speaker 6>I probably do it alone.

0:31:08.720 --> 0:31:09.680
<v Speaker 11>She shouldn't taken the money.

0:31:09.720 --> 0:31:11.440
<v Speaker 6>Read I should have taken the money.

0:31:11.840 --> 0:31:12.720
<v Speaker 7>Okay, maybe not.

0:31:15.080 --> 0:31:16.080
<v Speaker 6>You're retired now.

0:31:16.040 --> 0:31:16.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm retired.

0:31:17.160 --> 0:31:17.960
<v Speaker 6>Awesome, I'm done.

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<v Speaker 11>Hundred people down.

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<v Speaker 6>Congratulations, thank you.

0:31:20.480 --> 0:31:21.200
<v Speaker 2>I appreciate it.

0:31:21.800 --> 0:31:25.760
<v Speaker 11>Well, David, it was nice to meet you. Yeah, good

0:31:25.840 --> 0:31:30.280
<v Speaker 11>luck to you, to your family. You handle the money

0:31:30.280 --> 0:31:31.800
<v Speaker 11>at the house, No, now.

0:31:31.680 --> 0:31:36.000
<v Speaker 6>I let the wife handle that. Yeah she knows, she knows, Yeah,

0:31:36.280 --> 0:31:38.680
<v Speaker 6>she knows. I got impulses.

0:31:47.200 --> 0:31:50.880
<v Speaker 5>David Gant was only rich for fifteen to twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 5>If you think about it, he had seventeen point three

0:31:55.280 --> 0:31:57.640
<v Speaker 5>million dollars for the time it took to drive a

0:31:57.760 --> 0:32:01.480
<v Speaker 5>stolen Loomis Fargo van. I was down the highway and

0:32:01.560 --> 0:32:03.960
<v Speaker 5>then became pretty close to broke again as soon as

0:32:03.960 --> 0:32:05.800
<v Speaker 5>he left the keys with his co conspirators.

0:32:07.280 --> 0:32:09.880
<v Speaker 6>It was either a Hell's angel or Ben Franklin said,

0:32:10.160 --> 0:32:14.880
<v Speaker 6>three can keep a secret of two dead, and I

0:32:15.480 --> 0:32:16.440
<v Speaker 6>wish I'd known.

0:32:16.240 --> 0:32:20.160
<v Speaker 7>That then, But still he doesn't have many regrets.

0:32:20.600 --> 0:32:26.040
<v Speaker 6>Philosophically, If I change what I did, I don't end

0:32:26.120 --> 0:32:29.920
<v Speaker 6>up where I'm at now, And I really like where

0:32:29.960 --> 0:32:30.600
<v Speaker 6>I ended.

0:32:30.440 --> 0:32:33.840
<v Speaker 5>Up, even the whole my partners were trying to kill

0:32:33.880 --> 0:32:35.240
<v Speaker 5>me thing as its benefits.

0:32:35.760 --> 0:32:38.480
<v Speaker 6>I think that there was a plot to kill me

0:32:38.800 --> 0:32:43.000
<v Speaker 6>enhances the joy I have for the life I have.

0:32:44.680 --> 0:32:48.240
<v Speaker 5>I really like David Gann, and speaking as a person

0:32:48.280 --> 0:32:50.800
<v Speaker 5>who used to be at war with himself, I'm glad

0:32:50.880 --> 0:32:51.880
<v Speaker 5>he's found peace.

0:32:52.560 --> 0:32:57.720
<v Speaker 6>Where I live. Not greatest, not the best, but it's

0:32:57.760 --> 0:32:59.360
<v Speaker 6>a house filled with love.

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<v Speaker 5>It took saying goodbye to everything he'd ever known, but

0:33:03.600 --> 0:33:06.040
<v Speaker 5>he managed to find the life he always wanted.

0:33:06.360 --> 0:33:09.080
<v Speaker 6>If I had to give advice to my younger self,

0:33:11.280 --> 0:33:15.560
<v Speaker 6>I would tell him pay attention to your instincts and

0:33:15.640 --> 0:33:24.320
<v Speaker 6>don't give in to your impulses as much. And don't

0:33:24.320 --> 0:33:27.840
<v Speaker 6>play basketball in prison because you'll tear your acl.

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<v Speaker 5>Thanks for listening to Crimeless Hillbilly Heist.

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<v Speaker 10>This was our.

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<v Speaker 5>Final episode, and David, I'm going to michiea. Kelly not

0:33:39.640 --> 0:33:59.720
<v Speaker 5>so much. Actually, I'm glad you're doing good Kelly.

0:34:03.760 --> 0:34:06.360
<v Speaker 2>So Rory. This is like the episode equivalent of those

0:34:06.440 --> 0:34:08.160
<v Speaker 2>cards that pop up at the end of the movies

0:34:08.160 --> 0:34:10.200
<v Speaker 2>where you see what happened to everyone? Yeah, and they're

0:34:10.200 --> 0:34:13.719
<v Speaker 2>stolen goods. Yep. I love that the Kathys bought a souvenir.

0:34:14.400 --> 0:34:17.960
<v Speaker 3>The Kathy's are their own TV show, They are their

0:34:18.000 --> 0:34:23.400
<v Speaker 3>own spinoff, The Kathys. This auction seems bizarre to me.

0:34:23.480 --> 0:34:26.360
<v Speaker 3>I don't know how much all the money that Steven

0:34:26.440 --> 0:34:31.440
<v Speaker 3>Michelle spent Slash hid, but I can't imagine an auction

0:34:31.520 --> 0:34:34.360
<v Speaker 3>of all these goods puts puts a lot of that

0:34:34.440 --> 0:34:38.600
<v Speaker 3>money back in your pocket. Maybe it does, I don't know.

0:34:38.680 --> 0:34:40.920
<v Speaker 3>I would assume that a lot of people coming to

0:34:40.920 --> 0:34:42.960
<v Speaker 3>an auction are just not coming out to spend that

0:34:43.080 --> 0:34:45.120
<v Speaker 3>kind of money on these kind of items. But again,

0:34:45.239 --> 0:34:48.840
<v Speaker 3>maybe maybe when you mark something down ten thousand dollars

0:34:48.880 --> 0:34:51.759
<v Speaker 3>from sixty thousand. You're happy that you got fifty thousand back.

0:34:51.800 --> 0:34:53.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I kind of want to attend an

0:34:53.600 --> 0:34:54.240
<v Speaker 2>FBI auction.

0:34:54.400 --> 0:34:55.000
<v Speaker 10>I would love to.

0:34:55.680 --> 0:34:58.120
<v Speaker 3>You never asked me to do anything outside of this job,

0:34:58.120 --> 0:35:00.680
<v Speaker 3>and I feel like this could be our first big outing.

0:35:00.760 --> 0:35:04.520
<v Speaker 3>We'll both have microphones on it. We'll play by play

0:35:04.560 --> 0:35:06.360
<v Speaker 3>the whole thing live, live stream it.

0:35:06.840 --> 0:35:09.960
<v Speaker 2>Our hero David Gampt, he has a happy ending of sorts,

0:35:10.000 --> 0:35:12.920
<v Speaker 2>and I feel like Scuba Instructor is a perfect outcome

0:35:12.920 --> 0:35:13.239
<v Speaker 2>for him.

0:35:13.320 --> 0:35:16.200
<v Speaker 3>It is, It is a perfect outcome. I get it

0:35:17.040 --> 0:35:20.239
<v Speaker 3>ending up in Jacksonville one hundred percent, get it, the

0:35:20.280 --> 0:35:22.360
<v Speaker 3>fact that they made a movie about this. But I

0:35:22.400 --> 0:35:27.120
<v Speaker 3>gotta say, biggest surprise of all the FBI agent Wydra,

0:35:27.840 --> 0:35:31.160
<v Speaker 3>just John Widra, just going off about what he thinks

0:35:31.200 --> 0:35:35.200
<v Speaker 3>about people working their way up in their lives. It

0:35:35.280 --> 0:35:37.840
<v Speaker 3>was the darkest I felt about him when he's like,

0:35:37.880 --> 0:35:40.640
<v Speaker 3>everyone can work hard and make it, and I just

0:35:40.760 --> 0:35:42.279
<v Speaker 3>I want to be like, I don't know that that's

0:35:42.440 --> 0:35:45.279
<v Speaker 3>entirely I'm not saying go commit crimes, but I don't

0:35:45.280 --> 0:35:49.320
<v Speaker 3>know that we're all in a position to just succeed

0:35:49.440 --> 0:35:52.800
<v Speaker 3>in the same way, which is why, as I stated

0:35:52.800 --> 0:35:57.040
<v Speaker 3>early on in this series, I fully understand why everybody

0:35:57.600 --> 0:36:00.640
<v Speaker 3>decided to steal seventeen million dollars, the fact that they

0:36:00.680 --> 0:36:03.760
<v Speaker 3>did it from a major company that's ensured. Johnny Knoxville

0:36:03.800 --> 0:36:05.719
<v Speaker 3>made his own joke about it during the episode, but

0:36:06.600 --> 0:36:09.960
<v Speaker 3>he's right, these are who are you really taking this

0:36:10.080 --> 0:36:12.360
<v Speaker 3>money from? And it's all because you got so tired

0:36:12.400 --> 0:36:14.120
<v Speaker 3>of the life that you were given. You wanted to

0:36:14.160 --> 0:36:16.960
<v Speaker 3>do something else. And it's not like these people are

0:36:17.000 --> 0:36:20.279
<v Speaker 3>just given the opportunity to go have some kind of

0:36:20.320 --> 0:36:22.959
<v Speaker 3>other life. Yes, I guess they could all work harder

0:36:23.040 --> 0:36:24.839
<v Speaker 3>or find their way out, but there's also a little

0:36:24.840 --> 0:36:26.239
<v Speaker 3>bit of an allusion to that you're not going to

0:36:26.280 --> 0:36:29.160
<v Speaker 3>become a CEO of a company just because you worked hard, exactly,

0:36:29.320 --> 0:36:29.560
<v Speaker 3>I think.

0:36:29.600 --> 0:36:33.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, but it was very like federal agent mindset.

0:36:34.200 --> 0:36:37.080
<v Speaker 3>Of course, yes, very black and white about everything, which

0:36:37.120 --> 0:36:40.560
<v Speaker 3>is John, that's John Wydra's that's just him at his core.

0:36:41.160 --> 0:36:41.680
<v Speaker 2>But I loved it.

0:36:41.760 --> 0:36:45.440
<v Speaker 3>I love that they I love that Galifanakis keeps in

0:36:45.480 --> 0:36:47.640
<v Speaker 3>touch with him. I love that Zach will send him

0:36:48.120 --> 0:36:52.320
<v Speaker 3>pictures of the trucks whenever he sees the Armored armored

0:36:52.360 --> 0:36:57.040
<v Speaker 3>trucks as a bit. I think that's hilarious. And I

0:36:57.080 --> 0:36:59.280
<v Speaker 3>love that Michelle owns a goat farm somewhere.

0:36:59.320 --> 0:36:59.520
<v Speaker 7>Now.

0:37:00.200 --> 0:37:02.280
<v Speaker 2>I love that David never wrote back to Kelly.

0:37:02.520 --> 0:37:06.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, David. He finally grew up and said now

0:37:06.640 --> 0:37:11.800
<v Speaker 3>we're done. It took him a while to say we're done.

0:37:12.239 --> 0:37:14.720
<v Speaker 3>And even though she had sort of said we're definitely

0:37:14.719 --> 0:37:17.839
<v Speaker 3>done when she tried to have him professionally killed, he

0:37:17.880 --> 0:37:19.000
<v Speaker 3>finally accepted it.

0:37:19.719 --> 0:37:21.680
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I got to talk about Mike and

0:37:21.760 --> 0:37:24.040
<v Speaker 2>the great time he had with the heist money during

0:37:24.040 --> 0:37:25.560
<v Speaker 2>that short Periodny had it.

0:37:25.760 --> 0:37:28.600
<v Speaker 3>Can I tell you what this is what kind of

0:37:28.600 --> 0:37:31.040
<v Speaker 3>burns my biscuits. And I know you said, don't use

0:37:31.120 --> 0:37:33.760
<v Speaker 3>that kind of language on these shows, but what burns

0:37:33.840 --> 0:37:38.000
<v Speaker 3>my biscuits about this whole thing is that Mike wasn't

0:37:38.000 --> 0:37:40.440
<v Speaker 3>given the chance to go to trial. And for some reason,

0:37:40.480 --> 0:37:42.480
<v Speaker 3>I feel like if he could have gone to trial

0:37:42.880 --> 0:37:45.600
<v Speaker 3>and told people what he did with his money and

0:37:45.640 --> 0:37:48.759
<v Speaker 3>his daughters, that would have warmed some people's hearts to

0:37:48.880 --> 0:37:53.160
<v Speaker 3>probably not have him receive an as extreme of a sentence.

0:37:53.320 --> 0:37:55.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he took his daughter to the Bahamas. He got

0:37:55.760 --> 0:37:57.600
<v Speaker 2>a stretched limo for them. And their friends.

0:37:57.920 --> 0:38:00.480
<v Speaker 3>It just seemed like he was more selfless about it,

0:38:00.520 --> 0:38:03.040
<v Speaker 3>the guy who the guy who talks a big game

0:38:03.120 --> 0:38:07.080
<v Speaker 3>with hookers and coke and hot tubs. Can I just

0:38:07.120 --> 0:38:10.200
<v Speaker 3>say also, and this is a previous episode for sure,

0:38:10.680 --> 0:38:14.760
<v Speaker 3>but I love that talked about doing coke off hookers

0:38:15.360 --> 0:38:18.239
<v Speaker 3>asses and then he goes, can't say I ever did.

0:38:18.280 --> 0:38:29.040
<v Speaker 1>That Just felt so just so wholesome about the strangest topics.

0:38:29.160 --> 0:38:32.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he turns out to be like almost as amazing

0:38:32.200 --> 0:38:32.960
<v Speaker 2>as David.

0:38:33.040 --> 0:38:35.160
<v Speaker 3>I think, so. I actually would like to see the

0:38:35.160 --> 0:38:37.000
<v Speaker 3>two of them together. I'd like to see the two

0:38:37.080 --> 0:38:42.960
<v Speaker 3>of them in the Kathy spinoff. And maybe, honestly, what

0:38:43.000 --> 0:38:45.080
<v Speaker 3>we're talking about is Laverne and Shirley at the end

0:38:45.120 --> 0:38:45.279
<v Speaker 3>of the.

0:38:45.280 --> 0:38:50.120
<v Speaker 2>Day, they definitely have Laverne and Shirley energy. I also

0:38:50.160 --> 0:38:52.600
<v Speaker 2>loved I feel like I got to mention David's advice

0:38:52.640 --> 0:38:54.799
<v Speaker 2>to his younger self, which is, don't give into your

0:38:54.840 --> 0:38:59.400
<v Speaker 2>impulses and don't play basketball in prison. She'll terryor acl.

0:38:59.239 --> 0:39:04.399
<v Speaker 3>That's honestly, the moment David mentions that you're like I

0:39:04.800 --> 0:39:07.080
<v Speaker 3>that might be the only thing he's hung up on

0:39:07.160 --> 0:39:10.080
<v Speaker 3>about this entire heist, Like, don't give into your impulses.

0:39:10.120 --> 0:39:11.840
<v Speaker 7>He doesn't say, hey, don't rob people.

0:39:12.320 --> 0:39:14.800
<v Speaker 3>Even when he meets John Wydra.

0:39:14.800 --> 0:39:17.400
<v Speaker 7>He says, I would do it again.

0:39:20.160 --> 0:39:23.560
<v Speaker 3>That's how likable he is, because he's that level of honest.

0:39:26.239 --> 0:39:29.520
<v Speaker 2>Any final takeaways or lessons for you, Rory that we

0:39:29.520 --> 0:39:33.400
<v Speaker 2>should impart to the crime lest nation? What should people?

0:39:33.600 --> 0:39:35.279
<v Speaker 2>What should the takeaway be for this show?

0:39:35.320 --> 0:39:38.319
<v Speaker 3>Well, I've recently started working at a Loomis Fargo, and

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<v Speaker 3>I've obviously I'm not gonna do what I intended to do.

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<v Speaker 3>And why, like why I got the job in the

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<v Speaker 3>first place, I don't know. I think if you're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>steal money, lay low for about five years before you

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<v Speaker 3>decide to do anything with it, launder it as best

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<v Speaker 3>as you can be better, be better as a criminal

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<v Speaker 3>that you could have they could have gotten. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think they would have ever gotten away with this, because

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<v Speaker 3>there are too many cooks in the kitchen, but I

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<v Speaker 3>think they could have done a little bit better. I

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<v Speaker 3>think David Gant on his own could have stolen less

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<v Speaker 3>money and probably never left the country and probably gotten

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<v Speaker 3>away with it. That I genuinely believe that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you're right about the lay low for five years

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<v Speaker 2>I believe in episode one was that Kelly even said

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<v Speaker 2>she heard that after two years, the FBI considers it

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<v Speaker 2>a cold case. And yet nobody could even wait two weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>No one could wait two weeks before buying a mansion.

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<v Speaker 2>And a BMW and boom. All right, well that was

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of fun. We should do this more often.

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<v Speaker 3>We should. In fact, why don't we do it weekly?

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<v Speaker 2>That's such a great idea. Yeah. So, if you enjoyed

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<v Speaker 2>listening to Rory and me talk about dumb criminals, I

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<v Speaker 2>have a surprise for you every week, a new story

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<v Speaker 2>or more. Starting next week, Crimeless the Weekly where Rory

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<v Speaker 2>will call in from his globe trotting comedy adventures and

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<v Speaker 2>make jokes about dumb guys.

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<v Speaker 8>That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Smash that follow button, folks, and spread the word because

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<v Speaker 2>Crimeless has coming your way next week in this channel.

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<v Speaker 2>And I also want to say a quick thanks to

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<v Speaker 2>Johnny Knoxville, who did an amazing job as an area

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<v Speaker 2>almost like I couldn't imagine anyone else doing it. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know how you felt were I loved it. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought Johnny was great.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a great storytelling. Everyone did an incredible job

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<v Speaker 3>putting this together.

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<v Speaker 7>Crimeless.

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