Speaker 1: Novel.
Speaker 2: This show contains adult material, references to drugs and swearing.
Speaker 3: You have been warned.
Speaker 4: I hate sounds like tossing you off, and they like
Speaker 4: put it all the way back, and you're like, okay,
Speaker 4: like let's be a little more gentle please.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Like it's not it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not a gender reveal.
Speaker 5: Around me. I'm a savage.
Speaker 3: Are you bored of modern dating?
Speaker 2: Meeting the same people from the same apps in the
Speaker 2: same bar You've only chosen because it's close to your
Speaker 2: house and you can make your usual quick getaway. It's
Speaker 2: time to change the narrative on how we find love.
Speaker 2: It's time to start looking for love in all the
Speaker 2: wrong places. I'm going on a wild dating adventure, only
Speaker 2: picking people who.
Speaker 3: Are the total opposite of my type.
Speaker 2: And after twenty eight of these dates in two months,
Speaker 2: will I find that special someone or well, this experiment
Speaker 2: proved that I should just give up on dating altogether.
Speaker 3: It's time to find out.
Speaker 2: I'm Grace Campbell and this is twenty eight dates later.
Speaker 3: I'm going to start this Hi down by the way,
Speaker 3: oh hi, for you'd never.
Speaker 2: Say that, So I'm going to start this conversation in
Speaker 2: a different way because the date that I went on
Speaker 2: this week was with two people, okay, two men, two
Speaker 2: men who were trying to have a reason with me
Speaker 2: right now, you know this world. But I've never had
Speaker 2: a reason, but you you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we nearly fell out. We really did have a
Speaker 3: reason that you do you want to talk about it
Speaker 3: or should I talk about.
Speaker 1: I think we can both talk about it. Okay, Well
Speaker 1: I know that you could say I'm.
Speaker 3: Seeing a guy.
Speaker 2: I was seeing a guy, right and I let it
Speaker 2: go on for way too long, and because the dig
Speaker 2: was good. Yeah, and also we weren't really seeing each other.
Speaker 2: He was just like fucking me around and I really
Speaker 2: liked him. And then we were all at a festival,
Speaker 2: Dan included, and at the festival he was like really
Speaker 2: shipped me and was like I don't want We're not
Speaker 2: getting with each other anymore. And then he was getting
Speaker 2: with this girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was just kind of like a booky festival girl.
Speaker 6: She We called her Starfish, that's what we called her.
Speaker 2: We just called her starffish because she looked like she
Speaker 2: like probably had a starfish.
Speaker 6: Tattoo, that's what she looked like.
Speaker 2: And she was always had her tits out like she
Speaker 2: was always topless, great body, had a great body. Then
Speaker 2: what happened was because Dan kept being like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I really fancy him, and I was like, well he's
Speaker 2: a cunt, so shut up. And then the last morning
Speaker 2: of the festival, me and my friend Tara packing up
Speaker 2: our tech and Dan pops his fucking head out of
Speaker 2: the tent.
Speaker 3: And tiny little head goes grace. You never gets who
Speaker 3: I had a threason with last night?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, The thing is right, I don't agree with
Speaker 4: there's absolute bullying, this like pleasant bullying.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, you can't. You can't. The thing is, I
Speaker 3: don't actually care.
Speaker 2: I didn't really even I didn't. But it's funny because
Speaker 2: I feel like that's the kind of thing that, like
Speaker 2: I would if it was like my actual ex boyfriend
Speaker 2: fall out with someone about But it wasn't my ex boyfriend.
Speaker 6: It was just some guy.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's given.
Speaker 3: Did you have a threason with Starfish?
Speaker 1: But I don't really know.
Speaker 3: I don't think the girl was the thing is.
Speaker 4: That this story is giving holleagues omnibus. But I truly
Speaker 4: didn't actually know.
Speaker 3: You do care.
Speaker 1: Everyone stops screaming, We're all screaming. I feel like it's
Speaker 1: a witch home you.
Speaker 2: Did, he had a perfect.
Speaker 4: Okay, So the thing is right is that I didn't
Speaker 4: quite know the depth of the past that you had.
Speaker 4: Like I get this kind of like a bit camp
Speaker 4: like he was he's like a bisexual boy, so I
Speaker 4: was like that combination is very hot to me.
Speaker 1: And he's like quite like overtly he's got sexual energy. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I was like a bit like serial killar vibes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think they've seen me do comedy or something, because.
Speaker 4: I feel like they were like, yes, they were like
Speaker 4: when I go back to that ten, I was kind
Speaker 4: of too fucked. Let's say, so things weren't necessarily anatomically
Speaker 4: working now, but I basically go back to this tent
Speaker 4: and he's got like a blow up double bed in
Speaker 4: his tent. We end up like doing things and he
Speaker 4: wants to do some drugs off of her breast and
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, Like my boocket list is to like
Speaker 4: do some drugs off a penis.
Speaker 1: So then I do that and.
Speaker 2: Sorry, let's just pause round of applause for the legend
Speaker 2: in the room right now.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't get on your feet. Everyone sits down,
Speaker 1: so embarrassing and he is a raither.
Speaker 4: And by drugs, I mean in case the Pope are listening,
Speaker 4: in case the authorities.
Speaker 6: Of the horse horse medication.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I was a horse. I was giving a
Speaker 4: war horse. Two I was giving I was giving Joey
Speaker 4: the horse. Okay, yeah, and let me get to it.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm trying to tell the story. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to weave a taiale. Anyway.
Speaker 4: So we're like we're like doing bits, and I'm way
Speaker 4: more into him, Like I like, I still like enjoy
Speaker 4: the female body and like have sexual experiences with girls
Speaker 4: or like people with a.
Speaker 1: Female body, but like I'm more into him.
Speaker 4: But then at one point I realized that, like it's
Speaker 4: not great in these people more balanced, So like I
Speaker 4: go down on her and then she orgasms and they're
Speaker 4: both like, wow, you're really good at that, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: thank you. Spent eighteen years in the closet. I had
Speaker 4: to learn something as I was groomed to be straight.
Speaker 4: And then I'm like, okay, well I've given her something,
Speaker 4: so I'm not going to give him more attention now.
Speaker 4: And then at one point she's like, I feel like
Speaker 4: you're just here for him, and I was like, well, firstly,
Speaker 4: I am gay. Secondly I made you come with my
Speaker 4: mouth like what's happening? But then what happens is like
Speaker 4: he kind of like passes out and it's just me
Speaker 4: and her in the tent, and then like he comes
Speaker 4: and it's like show we keep going, and I'm like, actually,
Speaker 4: this is the most.
Speaker 1: Horrible vibe on an infla in a tent, And I think.
Speaker 2: I think I think the other reason why I wasn't
Speaker 2: that upset is because it sounded so horrificial.
Speaker 1: It wasn't it wasn't hard.
Speaker 4: We were in a fucking tent, yeah you and truly
Speaker 4: like like my penis was giving flubber like I really
Speaker 4: wasn't giving Robert Williams.
Speaker 1: Flubber Like it was kind of hot. But then also
Speaker 1: just like this.
Speaker 6: Isn't no, it doesn't sound hard.
Speaker 4: And also maybe like I have a fear of being
Speaker 4: like alone in a crowd, do you what I mean,
Speaker 4: Like don't want to lose to friends at a festival
Speaker 4: and you're like, oh god, I'm like on my own,
Speaker 4: but everyone's around. When you're having a threesome, there's a
Speaker 4: time where you're just like on the sidelines watching.
Speaker 3: And that's why I haven't had a threesome. Obviously.
Speaker 2: If I wanted to have a threesome, I would have
Speaker 2: a threesome right now, like we could have one the
Speaker 2: three of us, three of us. But it's because I
Speaker 2: need the circumstances of it to be so right and
Speaker 2: actually coming onto the date.
Speaker 6: The two guys that I went.
Speaker 2: On a date with right actually would have been perfect
Speaker 2: for you to have a threesome with is They just
Speaker 2: were obsessed with me. They were a bit younger than me.
Speaker 2: Basically I matched with one of them. And then he said,
Speaker 2: I really want my friend to come on this date
Speaker 2: because I think that it's a thing that they've done
Speaker 2: before where they've gone on a date like together basically,
Speaker 2: And I was nervous about it before because I was like,
Speaker 2: what's the vibe going to be? But they were really fun.
Speaker 2: This was one of my favorite dates by a mile.
Speaker 2: Like this was fucking jokes. They were mental, like they
Speaker 2: got so fucked on the day and I think I'd
Speaker 2: driven there so I could only legally have one dream.
Speaker 2: So they were just like doing shots upon shots, like honestly, like.
Speaker 6: They were going out for cigarettes.
Speaker 2: Like it was like it was fun like they were
Speaker 2: so funny, Like we were just laughing the whole time.
Speaker 3: How old are you?
Speaker 1: Like six?
Speaker 3: You vibe much older than that.
Speaker 7: You just don't have.
Speaker 4: Older women quite fun usually because you know they want
Speaker 4: a bit more how digital.
Speaker 1: Things like thirties fine normally.
Speaker 3: Because I'm I don't fall into the older woman I
Speaker 3: was about to.
Speaker 1: I mean I pushed like maybe forty five.
Speaker 5: Really, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: Trying to press with my mom's friends.
Speaker 7: And it's a slow daring right now, you know, because
Speaker 7: I think she's trying to build the trust.
Speaker 1: And she's like, Yo, we can't tell your mom. You
Speaker 1: can't tell anyone that I'm seeing you have visit London
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 5: I'm like, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: She's like, she's like forty four. Forty four, But she
Speaker 1: looked good.
Speaker 5: She looked good. She look good, you know, with her mad.
Speaker 7: So this is the thing, right, So, like she stayed,
Speaker 7: it's a pretty slow process.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like in one of your parents.
Speaker 7: Right, It's not something that I've done many a time.
Speaker 1: Wow, I love it, baby, It's getting poor.
Speaker 3: I love him. But also he was saying like the
Speaker 3: story was mad.
Speaker 2: He was saying that like she's like come to London,
Speaker 2: and like stayed at his house and stayed in the
Speaker 2: bed with him, and there's obviously a sexual vibe, but
Speaker 2: like they're obviously like nervous to do anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was hot.
Speaker 4: There was a girl that I used to know and
Speaker 4: she broke off her boyfriend and then her mom started
Speaker 4: seeing her boyfriend. Yeah, bitch, And her mom was gorgeous
Speaker 4: and the boyfriend was fair. And that same boyfriend came
Speaker 4: on to me one time in the toilet.
Speaker 2: God, I think the thing is Yeah, like I imagine when
Speaker 2: I'm older, if I'm single, I will happily be getting
Speaker 2: with men in their twenties. Like I really, like don't
Speaker 2: see a huge problem with it at all, but like
Speaker 2: it's just more awkward because his mum has no idea
Speaker 2: this is going on.
Speaker 4: My only issue is that, like he's saying that an
Speaker 4: older woman is someone in their thirties.
Speaker 1: I'm about to turn thirties. I mean I'm now an
Speaker 1: older woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does go to twenty five year olds. I'm
Speaker 2: a mile Yeah to twenty five year olds, you are.
Speaker 3: I felt like a mile from his day.
Speaker 2: I was three years older than them, but I was
Speaker 2: like I felt like, oh, I can't explain it. I
Speaker 2: felt like they were obsessed me because I was older
Speaker 2: than that.
Speaker 1: Well, they're quite boyish and quite like they were like.
Speaker 3: So immature, it was really cute.
Speaker 4: Is there any one of your friends, dads or parents
Speaker 4: that you would ever like fantasize about or like that
Speaker 4: you would have like got with, because I'm trying to
Speaker 4: think if there's any one of.
Speaker 1: My friends like parents.
Speaker 4: Absolutely not my mom's mates or something on my dad's
Speaker 4: My dad's got one fit friend. But like, nah, I
Speaker 4: mean your dad tried took my dick once, but that
Speaker 4: was I said, no.
Speaker 6: Shut up.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean my dad has like famous friends that
Speaker 2: I would go with, but like they're not his age.
Speaker 4: Your dad was gonna kill and like he lifted it
Speaker 4: open to his cock and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: this is so bad.
Speaker 3: You're a fucking creep.
Speaker 2: Honestly, it's not trying to fucking sexualize my poor sixty
Speaker 2: six year old dad.
Speaker 3: Listen, he's an old man.
Speaker 4: All I want from life is to have the power
Speaker 4: of like a stepmom and porn, do you know what
Speaker 4: I mean? Like I want to be like powerful. They're like, oh,
Speaker 4: you remind me so much of your dad. I just
Speaker 4: want to be your step mom.
Speaker 2: Anyway, moving back to my boyfriends, Actually I was having
Speaker 2: a great time like that.
Speaker 6: Can I just describe like what they look like?
Speaker 2: So like they both look like they're in like a
Speaker 2: seventies movie, do you know what I mean, the seventies Porno.
Speaker 2: They kind of both look like they both got mustaches.
Speaker 2: They were very like well dressed in like a kind
Speaker 2: of like funky way.
Speaker 4: I think about me, It's like I look like a
Speaker 4: lot of all the women's first boyfriends from like the
Speaker 4: seventies and eighties.
Speaker 3: And that's really funny. That's that's kind of true. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I remember are Nosalagia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like everyone knows nossalgia. That's why you're remaking movies.
Speaker 3: Do you get told you look like you should just
Speaker 3: say a pasta?
Speaker 2: Like the past I always say, Yeah, is.
Speaker 4: Like a joke, Like it's even like sometimes I'm like what,
Speaker 4: I've got nothing else to get?
Speaker 1: I mean hot, No.
Speaker 2: I love them now I'm thinking I should have had
Speaker 2: the three of them.
Speaker 1: But maybe you still can. I know, I feel like
Speaker 1: it's very on the cards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it definitely could be. Yeah, I feel like they
Speaker 2: would absolutely love it. They were like really performing for me.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to think like in terms of my aesthetic,
Speaker 4: like what no starge i'd give to someone Shakespearean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yea yeah.
Speaker 4: People look at me and they're like, you remind me
Speaker 4: my gcsem to do.
Speaker 1: A lot of the guy that comes in to the
Speaker 1: school being.
Speaker 4: They're like, you know, the bar was like Eminem drop
Speaker 4: some bars to be or not to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you're you're also you could be like
Speaker 2: naughties like I'm tending to hate about you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you like best friend's wedding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, bit before then is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about like just a bit before then, do you.
Speaker 3: Know what I mean? Late nineties early naughties.
Speaker 4: Wherea I feel like you're giving like nostalgia of like
Speaker 4: any of your food, or like washer woman wash, like
Speaker 4: washer woman by the river, like washing, like the closing
Speaker 4: the river.
Speaker 1: Like it's giving, like it's giving like kinder try Spot,
Speaker 1: it's giving.
Speaker 4: Like World War two, it's going to like having Russia,
Speaker 4: you're giving like Russian chic.
Speaker 6: Washer woman has fucking killing me. I've never been going
Speaker 6: to for in my life. I love it because I'm
Speaker 6: wearing a bandana.
Speaker 1: Was a close stink like river.
Speaker 6: Shut up?
Speaker 2: He did stand up that one. He'd just done his
Speaker 2: first gig the night before. It was really cute stand.
Speaker 3: Up, shut up? Oh my god, how was it?
Speaker 1: Actually that's mad.
Speaker 2: You haven't said that? Okay, so how poetic. First gig
Speaker 2: last night and now you're drinking.
Speaker 4: Me like like I have to like I have a drunk,
Speaker 4: so like I have to call on for many all
Speaker 4: the time.
Speaker 3: Did you tell them you would stand up?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I was like, I'm good this podcasts? Like,
Speaker 1: how was he jumped from that that? I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what.
Speaker 2: Happened one day?
Speaker 1: I hate that?
Speaker 3: Oh why that's not nice.
Speaker 4: It's kind of like there's there's enough, there's too many comedians.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like everybody should try, like.
Speaker 6: Every I respect it.
Speaker 4: It's that same conversation you get when people go, I'm
Speaker 4: like kind of the funny one in the office, so
Speaker 4: like I think maybe I should do.
Speaker 1: Like a little stand up like five, and I'm like
Speaker 1: to know.
Speaker 2: What, No, but that that's annoying. But I actually felt
Speaker 2: he was like genuinely funny. I remember him saying that
Speaker 2: he was banned from Hinge and he was so upset
Speaker 2: about it that he'd written them an email to try.
Speaker 3: And get unbanned from him, and he read me out.
Speaker 1: The email is like, is like, can I please? You're
Speaker 1: killing my love life? Please? Can I be reinstated? No worries?
Speaker 1: If not, no.
Speaker 6: I think it was even weirder than that.
Speaker 3: The subject is Hinge Appeal submission.
Speaker 2: Please describe the nature of your pills, specifically why you
Speaker 2: believe your account.
Speaker 3: Did not follow This is them to you.
Speaker 1: Afterwards.
Speaker 2: Oh and you said, I have no idea why my
Speaker 2: account has been removed.
Speaker 3: I'm just a sad weep pup in the.
Speaker 2: Big Cea looking for love and that's it.
Speaker 3: That's all is ever been.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry if that's a problem, but I don't think
Speaker 2: it is. Come on, please don't do this.
Speaker 3: Hinge is all that I know. You just wand with it.
Speaker 3: She gave you fifty bounds.
Speaker 1: I wonder how you get banned from him.
Speaker 3: You can get banned from Hinge like quite easily.
Speaker 2: You can get band from Hinges if you promote yourself
Speaker 2: in any way, like if you promote your work and
Speaker 2: any way, you can get banned from Hinge.
Speaker 3: I know someone that got banned for promoting Edinburgh.
Speaker 1: Show Love Wait I once promote a show on Grinder.
Speaker 4: I was like, we were touring Australia and we're doing
Speaker 4: a show in Canberra and we were like we'd get
Speaker 4: some gaze in. So I made a profile of Grinder
Speaker 4: and was like, come and.
Speaker 3: Get your sp Yeah you didn't get banned.
Speaker 1: No, it's got loads of dig pics.
Speaker 6: They kept saying the word box, which I've never heard before.
Speaker 3: What are you talking about? Whoa what? Too much? What
Speaker 3: does that mean?
Speaker 1: From the vagina? Really never had box is the best
Speaker 1: word for it?
Speaker 3: Could you give me an example where you like put
Speaker 3: in okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, universe, your box is lovely or something like that.
Speaker 2: Right, don't you think you should like do more like
Speaker 2: you know, like I want to unpack your box.
Speaker 4: I used to like do a lot of teaching assistant
Speaker 4: in like STM schools, and you'd always do this thing
Speaker 4: where it's like what's in the box?
Speaker 1: What's in the box? You don't pull out these like
Speaker 1: sensory toys. Kind of makes me think of that I'm dead.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't get it as a reference to
Speaker 2: vagina because it's just so inaccurate.
Speaker 1: But it's not a sexy word even more.
Speaker 2: No, but I also found like it funny because they're
Speaker 2: just obviously like so dumb.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite word for like a genital.
Speaker 6: A genital?
Speaker 3: I not what you just said, thank you very much,
Speaker 3: a genital.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna what's your favor word for a little jenny?
Speaker 2: Jenny t well, for a vagina or both, like like
Speaker 2: I just like the word dick.
Speaker 6: That's it, like it's simple.
Speaker 3: And then I don't know about what I like.
Speaker 1: For a vagina.
Speaker 3: I hate when people call it a pussy.
Speaker 1: I hate I hate people call it a pussy. People
Speaker 1: also gave me what sometimes be like come in.
Speaker 4: My pussy, like as if we're like I always go
Speaker 4: like I took being turned on.
Speaker 1: I'm like my basement's flooded. Be careful the cats down there.
Speaker 4: But like I am, I like when you're like a
Speaker 4: kid as well, like my sisters to call it like
Speaker 4: a lulu or like a l la or something.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, well that new now, Like I mean, it's
Speaker 2: just ridiculous though, because it's like people being like, don't
Speaker 2: call it a vaginas a.
Speaker 1: Vagina, Yeah, it's a cunt.
Speaker 3: I love count yeah, like yeah, but I just love
Speaker 3: the word con Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think I like the more like a brazi of
Speaker 1: like cock.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 1: I also of like how the descriptors.
Speaker 4: It's like my big throbbing cock, my tight tiny pussy,
Speaker 4: rely tight pussy.
Speaker 6: And then one of them told me about one of
Speaker 6: their nicknames.
Speaker 7: They called me he's got all, I got a lot
Speaker 7: of It was my sister, and I was like, Diesel,
Speaker 7: my friend's like hell and there.
Speaker 1: Like and then I was like and then my cousin
Speaker 1: was like, what you've got big forcing.
Speaker 7: It's like how you used to be able to fit
Speaker 7: eight pound coins in my foreskin?
Speaker 3: No, you're lying, lying, like you're lying, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I was at my sister's wedding and then I was
Speaker 1: I was like, this is what she said I do.
Speaker 4: You're like, I mean, thing is you're asking you one
Speaker 4: for fifty pounds, but you're weighing eight pounds in your
Speaker 4: four skin.
Speaker 1: Ha ha eight skin. That's a lot of skin.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I probably a guy quite a big foreskin. And we
Speaker 1: called him five skin. That's not eight skin.
Speaker 3: Ete skin is more than five skin. I mean it's eight.
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 4: I love all penises, love all penises. Every penis is valad.
Speaker 4: Everything looks great. But I also sometimes don't want my
Speaker 4: penis to like look like a moody like emo teenager
Speaker 4: in a hoodie.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Like full her up
Speaker 1: on the sofa, listen to michaemiccroma.
Speaker 4: I do remember the first time because I'm not circumcised,
Speaker 4: where like I interacted a penis that was And it
Speaker 4: is funny how like it is different because for me,
Speaker 4: like there's sensitivity in places that maybe it's not.
Speaker 3: Well, they are different.
Speaker 2: They like like obviously the foreskin has a lot of
Speaker 2: like nerve endings. Yeah yeah, yeah, so it is like
Speaker 2: how you like wank.
Speaker 6: A circumcised versus uncircumcised dick? Like it is different.
Speaker 4: I hate like tossing you off and they like put
Speaker 4: it all the way back and you're like, okay, like
Speaker 4: let's be a little bit more gentle.
Speaker 6: Please, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Like it's.
Speaker 4: Not it's not a it's not a gender reveal. Okay,
Speaker 4: it's pink.
Speaker 3: You don't like pulling her down.
Speaker 6: It's not like you're not the Tory government.
Speaker 1: You know, you know that parent. Take your head off, inside,
Speaker 1: take off inside, show.
Speaker 3: Me your face, show me a face.
Speaker 1: So's go roll, right.
Speaker 2: So because maybe one day we'll have a really fun
Speaker 2: night out.
Speaker 6: They just high five.
Speaker 2: That was very like, that's what imagine like if we
Speaker 2: had a threesome, you guys would.
Speaker 4: Like ran to be busy.
Speaker 1: We can make it happen.
Speaker 4: They seriously, yeah, okay, I mean I definitely fancy a lot.
Speaker 3: That's such a bad sorry. I mean that.
Speaker 1: I mean they talk the tour, they talk.
Speaker 6: They loved me and I loved that.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it sounds like a vibe.
Speaker 2: It was a vibe, as you can tell, it was
Speaker 2: a vibe. I would definitely do that again.
Speaker 1: But maybe we do a foursome.
Speaker 3: Maybe you would have loved that.
Speaker 2: You would have loved them, I mean, the four of
Speaker 2: us together, the energy've been insane.
Speaker 6: And then you would have to go down on me until.
Speaker 1: I came how much.
Speaker 4: It looks I can do a line of one of
Speaker 4: their dicks and you don't get really emotional upset about
Speaker 4: it afterwards and then not talk to me for a
Speaker 4: few months.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, I forgive you that.
Speaker 6: Hey, I forgive you, And that's growth.
Speaker 3: Next time. On twenty eight dates later, I'm like, do
Speaker 3: have you ever been to the zoo? What's your favorite color?
Speaker 5: And you're like, have you tasted your own calm?
Speaker 4: I'm like, Jesus if I get back here with dating game,
Speaker 4: I'm like such a loser.
Speaker 1: What the hell?
Speaker 5: Oh my God, around me? I'm a savage.
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Speaker 2: is presented by me Grace Campbell, with help from Roz
Speaker 2: Pursu and Dan Whyde. The producer is Diggory Way. The
Speaker 2: executive producer is Claire Broughton. Our editors are myth Lely
Speaker 2: Raw and Max O'Brien. Production management from Charie Houston and
Speaker 2: Charlotte Wall. Willard Foxton is our creative director of Development.
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