WEBVTT - Ep 14: The Date With Two Guys

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<v Speaker 1>Novel.

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<v Speaker 2>This show contains adult material, references to drugs and swearing.

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<v Speaker 3>You have been warned.

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<v Speaker 4>I hate sounds like tossing you off, and they like

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<v Speaker 4>put it all the way back, and you're like, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>like let's be a little more gentle please.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, Like it's not it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a gender reveal.

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<v Speaker 5>Around me. I'm a savage.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you bored of modern dating?

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<v Speaker 2>Meeting the same people from the same apps in the

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<v Speaker 2>same bar You've only chosen because it's close to your

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<v Speaker 2>house and you can make your usual quick getaway. It's

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<v Speaker 2>time to change the narrative on how we find love.

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<v Speaker 2>It's time to start looking for love in all the

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<v Speaker 2>wrong places. I'm going on a wild dating adventure, only

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<v Speaker 2>picking people who.

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<v Speaker 3>Are the total opposite of my type.

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<v Speaker 2>And after twenty eight of these dates in two months,

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<v Speaker 2>will I find that special someone or well, this experiment

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<v Speaker 2>proved that I should just give up on dating altogether.

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<v Speaker 3>It's time to find out.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Grace Campbell and this is twenty eight dates later.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to start this Hi down by the way,

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<v Speaker 3>oh hi, for you'd never.

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<v Speaker 2>Say that, So I'm going to start this conversation in

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<v Speaker 2>a different way because the date that I went on

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<v Speaker 2>this week was with two people, okay, two men, two

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<v Speaker 2>men who were trying to have a reason with me

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<v Speaker 2>right now, you know this world. But I've never had

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<v Speaker 2>a reason, but you you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we nearly fell out. We really did have a

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<v Speaker 3>reason that you do you want to talk about it

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<v Speaker 3>or should I talk about.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we can both talk about it. Okay, Well

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<v Speaker 1>I know that you could say I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Seeing a guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I was seeing a guy, right and I let it

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<v Speaker 2>go on for way too long, and because the dig

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<v Speaker 2>was good. Yeah, and also we weren't really seeing each other.

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<v Speaker 2>He was just like fucking me around and I really

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<v Speaker 2>liked him. And then we were all at a festival,

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<v Speaker 2>Dan included, and at the festival he was like really

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<v Speaker 2>shipped me and was like I don't want We're not

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<v Speaker 2>getting with each other anymore. And then he was getting

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<v Speaker 2>with this girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. It was just kind of like a booky festival girl.

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<v Speaker 6>She We called her Starfish, that's what we called her.

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<v Speaker 2>We just called her starffish because she looked like she

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<v Speaker 2>like probably had a starfish.

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<v Speaker 6>Tattoo, that's what she looked like.

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<v Speaker 2>And she was always had her tits out like she

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<v Speaker 2>was always topless, great body, had a great body. Then

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<v Speaker 2>what happened was because Dan kept being like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I really fancy him, and I was like, well he's

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<v Speaker 2>a cunt, so shut up. And then the last morning

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<v Speaker 2>of the festival, me and my friend Tara packing up

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<v Speaker 2>our tech and Dan pops his fucking head out of

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<v Speaker 2>the tent.

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<v Speaker 3>And tiny little head goes grace. You never gets who

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<v Speaker 3>I had a threason with last night?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, The thing is right, I don't agree with

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<v Speaker 4>there's absolute bullying, this like pleasant bullying.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, you can't. You can't. The thing is, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't actually care.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't really even I didn't. But it's funny because

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like that's the kind of thing that, like

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<v Speaker 2>I would if it was like my actual ex boyfriend

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<v Speaker 2>fall out with someone about But it wasn't my ex boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 6>It was just some guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's given.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you have a threason with Starfish?

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't really know.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think the girl was the thing is.

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<v Speaker 4>That this story is giving holleagues omnibus. But I truly

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<v Speaker 4>didn't actually know.

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<v Speaker 3>You do care.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone stops screaming, We're all screaming. I feel like it's

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<v Speaker 1>a witch home you.

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<v Speaker 2>Did, he had a perfect.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So the thing is right is that I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>quite know the depth of the past that you had.

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<v Speaker 4>Like I get this kind of like a bit camp

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<v Speaker 4>like he was he's like a bisexual boy, so I

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<v Speaker 4>was like that combination is very hot to me.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's like quite like overtly he's got sexual energy. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was like a bit like serial killar vibes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think they've seen me do comedy or something, because.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like they were like, yes, they were like

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<v Speaker 4>when I go back to that ten, I was kind

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<v Speaker 4>of too fucked. Let's say, so things weren't necessarily anatomically

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<v Speaker 4>working now, but I basically go back to this tent

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<v Speaker 4>and he's got like a blow up double bed in

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<v Speaker 4>his tent. We end up like doing things and he

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<v Speaker 4>wants to do some drugs off of her breast and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, no, Like my boocket list is to like

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<v Speaker 4>do some drugs off a penis.

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<v Speaker 1>So then I do that and.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, let's just pause round of applause for the legend

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<v Speaker 2>in the room right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, don't get on your feet. Everyone sits down,

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<v Speaker 1>so embarrassing and he is a raither.

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<v Speaker 4>And by drugs, I mean in case the Pope are listening,

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<v Speaker 4>in case the authorities.

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<v Speaker 6>Of the horse horse medication.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I was a horse. I was giving a

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<v Speaker 4>war horse. Two I was giving I was giving Joey

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<v Speaker 4>the horse. Okay, yeah, and let me get to it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to I'm trying to tell the story. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to weave a taiale. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>So we're like we're like doing bits, and I'm way

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<v Speaker 4>more into him, Like I like, I still like enjoy

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<v Speaker 4>the female body and like have sexual experiences with girls

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<v Speaker 4>or like people with a.

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<v Speaker 1>Female body, but like I'm more into him.

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<v Speaker 4>But then at one point I realized that, like it's

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<v Speaker 4>not great in these people more balanced, So like I

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<v Speaker 4>go down on her and then she orgasms and they're

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<v Speaker 4>both like, wow, you're really good at that, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you. Spent eighteen years in the closet. I had

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<v Speaker 4>to learn something as I was groomed to be straight.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I'm like, okay, well I've given her something,

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<v Speaker 4>so I'm not going to give him more attention now.

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<v Speaker 4>And then at one point she's like, I feel like

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<v Speaker 4>you're just here for him, and I was like, well, firstly,

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<v Speaker 4>I am gay. Secondly I made you come with my

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<v Speaker 4>mouth like what's happening? But then what happens is like

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<v Speaker 4>he kind of like passes out and it's just me

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<v Speaker 4>and her in the tent, and then like he comes

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<v Speaker 4>and it's like show we keep going, and I'm like, actually,

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<v Speaker 4>this is the most.

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<v Speaker 1>Horrible vibe on an infla in a tent, And I think.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I think the other reason why I wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>that upset is because it sounded so horrificial.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't it wasn't hard.

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<v Speaker 4>We were in a fucking tent, yeah you and truly

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<v Speaker 4>like like my penis was giving flubber like I really

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<v Speaker 4>wasn't giving Robert Williams.

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<v Speaker 1>Flubber Like it was kind of hot. But then also

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<v Speaker 1>just like this.

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<v Speaker 6>Isn't no, it doesn't sound hard.

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<v Speaker 4>And also maybe like I have a fear of being

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<v Speaker 4>like alone in a crowd, do you what I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>Like don't want to lose to friends at a festival

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<v Speaker 4>and you're like, oh god, I'm like on my own,

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<v Speaker 4>but everyone's around. When you're having a threesome, there's a

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<v Speaker 4>time where you're just like on the sidelines watching.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's why I haven't had a threesome. Obviously.

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<v Speaker 2>If I wanted to have a threesome, I would have

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<v Speaker 2>a threesome right now, like we could have one the

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<v Speaker 2>three of us, three of us. But it's because I

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<v Speaker 2>need the circumstances of it to be so right and

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<v Speaker 2>actually coming onto the date.

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<v Speaker 6>The two guys that I went.

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<v Speaker 2>On a date with right actually would have been perfect

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<v Speaker 2>for you to have a threesome with is They just

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<v Speaker 2>were obsessed with me. They were a bit younger than me.

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<v Speaker 2>Basically I matched with one of them. And then he said,

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<v Speaker 2>I really want my friend to come on this date

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<v Speaker 2>because I think that it's a thing that they've done

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<v Speaker 2>before where they've gone on a date like together basically,

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<v Speaker 2>And I was nervous about it before because I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what's the vibe going to be? But they were really fun.

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<v Speaker 2>This was one of my favorite dates by a mile.

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<v Speaker 2>Like this was fucking jokes. They were mental, like they

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<v Speaker 2>got so fucked on the day and I think I'd

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<v Speaker 2>driven there so I could only legally have one dream.

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<v Speaker 2>So they were just like doing shots upon shots, like honestly, like.

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<v Speaker 6>They were going out for cigarettes.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it was like it was fun like they were

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<v Speaker 2>so funny, Like we were just laughing the whole time.

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<v Speaker 3>How old are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Like six?

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<v Speaker 3>You vibe much older than that.

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<v Speaker 7>You just don't have.

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<v Speaker 4>Older women quite fun usually because you know they want

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<v Speaker 4>a bit more how digital.

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<v Speaker 1>Things like thirties fine normally.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I'm I don't fall into the older woman I

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<v Speaker 3>was about to.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I pushed like maybe forty five.

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<v Speaker 5>Really, yeah, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying to press with my mom's friends.

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<v Speaker 7>And it's a slow daring right now, you know, because

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<v Speaker 7>I think she's trying to build the trust.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, Yo, we can't tell your mom. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't tell anyone that I'm seeing you have visit London

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, yeah, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, she's like forty four. Forty four, But she

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<v Speaker 1>looked good.

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<v Speaker 5>She looked good. She look good, you know, with her mad.

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<v Speaker 7>So this is the thing, right, So, like she stayed,

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<v Speaker 7>it's a pretty slow process.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like in one of your parents.

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<v Speaker 7>Right, It's not something that I've done many a time.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I love it, baby, It's getting poor.

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<v Speaker 3>I love him. But also he was saying like the

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<v Speaker 3>story was mad.

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<v Speaker 2>He was saying that like she's like come to London,

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<v Speaker 2>and like stayed at his house and stayed in the

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<v Speaker 2>bed with him, and there's obviously a sexual vibe, but

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<v Speaker 2>like they're obviously like nervous to do anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was hot.

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<v Speaker 4>There was a girl that I used to know and

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<v Speaker 4>she broke off her boyfriend and then her mom started

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<v Speaker 4>seeing her boyfriend. Yeah, bitch, And her mom was gorgeous

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<v Speaker 4>and the boyfriend was fair. And that same boyfriend came

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<v Speaker 4>on to me one time in the toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>God, I think the thing is Yeah, like I imagine when

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<v Speaker 2>I'm older, if I'm single, I will happily be getting

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<v Speaker 2>with men in their twenties. Like I really, like don't

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<v Speaker 2>see a huge problem with it at all, but like

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<v Speaker 2>it's just more awkward because his mum has no idea

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<v Speaker 2>this is going on.

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<v Speaker 4>My only issue is that, like he's saying that an

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<v Speaker 4>older woman is someone in their thirties.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to turn thirties. I mean I'm now an

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<v Speaker 1>older woman.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it does go to twenty five year olds. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a mile Yeah to twenty five year olds, you are.

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<v Speaker 3>I felt like a mile from his day.

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<v Speaker 2>I was three years older than them, but I was

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<v Speaker 2>like I felt like, oh, I can't explain it. I

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<v Speaker 2>felt like they were obsessed me because I was older

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<v Speaker 2>than that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they're quite boyish and quite like they were like.

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<v Speaker 3>So immature, it was really cute.

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<v Speaker 4>Is there any one of your friends, dads or parents

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<v Speaker 4>that you would ever like fantasize about or like that

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<v Speaker 4>you would have like got with, because I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 4>think if there's any one of.

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<v Speaker 1>My friends like parents.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely not my mom's mates or something on my dad's

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<v Speaker 4>My dad's got one fit friend. But like, nah, I

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<v Speaker 4>mean your dad tried took my dick once, but that

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<v Speaker 4>was I said, no.

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<v Speaker 6>Shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean my dad has like famous friends that

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<v Speaker 2>I would go with, but like they're not his age.

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<v Speaker 4>Your dad was gonna kill and like he lifted it

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<v Speaker 4>open to his cock and I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>this is so bad.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a fucking creep.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, it's not trying to fucking sexualize my poor sixty

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<v Speaker 2>six year old dad.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, he's an old man.

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<v Speaker 4>All I want from life is to have the power

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<v Speaker 4>of like a stepmom and porn, do you know what

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<v Speaker 4>I mean? Like I want to be like powerful. They're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>you remind me so much of your dad. I just

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<v Speaker 4>want to be your step mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, moving back to my boyfriends, Actually I was having

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<v Speaker 2>a great time like that.

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<v Speaker 6>Can I just describe like what they look like?

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<v Speaker 2>So like they both look like they're in like a

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<v Speaker 2>seventies movie, do you know what I mean, the seventies Porno.

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<v Speaker 2>They kind of both look like they both got mustaches.

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<v Speaker 2>They were very like well dressed in like a kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like funky way.

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<v Speaker 4>I think about me, It's like I look like a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of all the women's first boyfriends from like the

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<v Speaker 4>seventies and eighties.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's really funny. That's that's kind of true. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I remember are Nosalagia.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like everyone knows nossalgia. That's why you're remaking movies.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you get told you look like you should just

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<v Speaker 3>say a pasta?

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<v Speaker 2>Like the past I always say, Yeah, is.

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<v Speaker 4>Like a joke, Like it's even like sometimes I'm like what,

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<v Speaker 4>I've got nothing else to get?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean hot, No.

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<v Speaker 2>I love them now I'm thinking I should have had

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<v Speaker 2>the three of them.

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<v Speaker 1>But maybe you still can. I know, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>it's very on the cards.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it definitely could be. Yeah, I feel like they

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<v Speaker 2>would absolutely love it. They were like really performing for me.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to think like in terms of my aesthetic,

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<v Speaker 4>like what no starge i'd give to someone Shakespearean?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yea yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>People look at me and they're like, you remind me

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<v Speaker 4>my gcsem to do.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of the guy that comes in to the

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<v Speaker 1>school being.

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<v Speaker 4>They're like, you know, the bar was like Eminem drop

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<v Speaker 4>some bars to be or not to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think you're you're also you could be like

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<v Speaker 2>naughties like I'm tending to hate about you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you like best friend's wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, bit before then is what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about like just a bit before then, do you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know what I mean? Late nineties early naughties.

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<v Speaker 4>Wherea I feel like you're giving like nostalgia of like

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<v Speaker 4>any of your food, or like washer woman wash, like

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<v Speaker 4>washer woman by the river, like washing, like the closing

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<v Speaker 4>the river.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's giving, like it's giving like kinder try Spot,

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<v Speaker 1>it's giving.

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<v Speaker 4>Like World War two, it's going to like having Russia,

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<v Speaker 4>you're giving like Russian chic.

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<v Speaker 6>Washer woman has fucking killing me. I've never been going

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<v Speaker 6>to for in my life. I love it because I'm

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<v Speaker 6>wearing a bandana.

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<v Speaker 1>Was a close stink like river.

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<v Speaker 6>Shut up?

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<v Speaker 2>He did stand up that one. He'd just done his

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<v Speaker 2>first gig the night before. It was really cute stand.

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<v Speaker 3>Up, shut up? Oh my god, how was it?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually that's mad.

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<v Speaker 2>You haven't said that? Okay, so how poetic. First gig

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<v Speaker 2>last night and now you're drinking.

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<v Speaker 4>Me like like I have to like I have a drunk,

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<v Speaker 4>so like I have to call on for many all

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<v Speaker 4>the time.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you tell them you would stand up?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, I was like, I'm good this podcasts? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>how was he jumped from that that? I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 2>Happened one day?

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<v Speaker 1>I hate that?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh why that's not nice.

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<v Speaker 4>It's kind of like there's there's enough, there's too many comedians.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but like everybody should try, like.

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<v Speaker 6>Every I respect it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's that same conversation you get when people go, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>like kind of the funny one in the office, so

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<v Speaker 4>like I think maybe I should do.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a little stand up like five, and I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>to know.

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<v Speaker 2>What, No, but that that's annoying. But I actually felt

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<v Speaker 2>he was like genuinely funny. I remember him saying that

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<v Speaker 2>he was banned from Hinge and he was so upset

0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:45.800
<v Speaker 2>about it that he'd written them an email to try.

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<v Speaker 3>And get unbanned from him, and he read me out.

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<v Speaker 1>The email is like, is like, can I please? You're

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<v Speaker 1>killing my love life? Please? Can I be reinstated? No worries?

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<v Speaker 1>If not, no.

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<v Speaker 6>I think it was even weirder than that.

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<v Speaker 3>The subject is Hinge Appeal submission.

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<v Speaker 2>Please describe the nature of your pills, specifically why you

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<v Speaker 2>believe your account.

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<v Speaker 3>Did not follow This is them to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Afterwards.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and you said, I have no idea why my

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<v Speaker 2>account has been removed.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just a sad weep pup in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Big Cea looking for love and that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all is ever been.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry if that's a problem, but I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>it is. Come on, please don't do this.

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<v Speaker 3>Hinge is all that I know. You just wand with it.

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<v Speaker 3>She gave you fifty bounds.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder how you get banned from him.

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<v Speaker 3>You can get banned from Hinge like quite easily.

0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:39.840
<v Speaker 2>You can get band from Hinges if you promote yourself

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<v Speaker 2>in any way, like if you promote your work and

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<v Speaker 2>any way, you can get banned from Hinge.

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<v Speaker 3>I know someone that got banned for promoting Edinburgh.

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<v Speaker 1>Show Love Wait I once promote a show on Grinder.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, we were touring Australia and we're doing

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<v Speaker 4>a show in Canberra and we were like we'd get

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<v Speaker 4>some gaze in. So I made a profile of Grinder

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<v Speaker 4>and was like, come and.

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<v Speaker 3>Get your sp Yeah you didn't get banned.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's got loads of dig pics.

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<v Speaker 6>They kept saying the word box, which I've never heard before.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you talking about? Whoa what? Too much? What

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<v Speaker 3>does that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>From the vagina? Really never had box is the best

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<v Speaker 1>word for it?

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<v Speaker 3>Could you give me an example where you like put

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<v Speaker 3>in okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, universe, your box is lovely or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, don't you think you should like do more like

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like I want to unpack your box.

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<v Speaker 4>I used to like do a lot of teaching assistant

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<v Speaker 4>in like STM schools, and you'd always do this thing

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<v Speaker 4>where it's like what's in the box?

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<v Speaker 1>What's in the box? You don't pull out these like

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<v Speaker 1>sensory toys. Kind of makes me think of that I'm dead.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't get it as a reference to

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<v Speaker 2>vagina because it's just so inaccurate.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's not a sexy word even more.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I also found like it funny because they're

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<v Speaker 2>just obviously like so dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your favorite word for like a genital.

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<v Speaker 6>A genital?

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<v Speaker 3>I not what you just said, thank you very much,

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<v Speaker 3>a genital.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna what's your favor word for a little jenny?

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<v Speaker 2>Jenny t well, for a vagina or both, like like

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<v Speaker 2>I just like the word dick.

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<v Speaker 6>That's it, like it's simple.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I don't know about what I like.

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<v Speaker 1>For a vagina.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate when people call it a pussy.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate I hate people call it a pussy. People

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<v Speaker 1>also gave me what sometimes be like come in.

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<v Speaker 4>My pussy, like as if we're like I always go

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<v Speaker 4>like I took being turned on.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like my basement's flooded. Be careful the cats down there.

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<v Speaker 4>But like I am, I like when you're like a

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<v Speaker 4>kid as well, like my sisters to call it like

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<v Speaker 4>a lulu or like a l la or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, well that new now, Like I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 2>just ridiculous though, because it's like people being like, don't

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<v Speaker 2>call it a vaginas a.

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<v Speaker 1>Vagina, Yeah, it's a cunt.

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<v Speaker 3>I love count yeah, like yeah, but I just love

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<v Speaker 3>the word con Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I like the more like a brazi of

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<v Speaker 1>like cock.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I loved it.

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<v Speaker 1>I also of like how the descriptors.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like my big throbbing cock, my tight tiny pussy,

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<v Speaker 4>rely tight pussy.

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<v Speaker 6>And then one of them told me about one of

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<v Speaker 6>their nicknames.

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<v Speaker 7>They called me he's got all, I got a lot

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<v Speaker 7>of It was my sister, and I was like, Diesel,

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<v Speaker 7>my friend's like hell and there.

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<v Speaker 1>Like and then I was like and then my cousin

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<v Speaker 1>was like, what you've got big forcing.

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<v Speaker 7>It's like how you used to be able to fit

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<v Speaker 7>eight pound coins in my foreskin?

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<v Speaker 3>No, you're lying, lying, like you're lying, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>I was at my sister's wedding and then I was

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, this is what she said I do.

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<v Speaker 4>You're like, I mean, thing is you're asking you one

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<v Speaker 4>for fifty pounds, but you're weighing eight pounds in your

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<v Speaker 4>four skin.

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<v Speaker 1>Ha ha eight skin. That's a lot of skin.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I probably a guy quite a big foreskin. And we

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<v Speaker 1>called him five skin. That's not eight skin.

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<v Speaker 3>Ete skin is more than five skin. I mean it's eight.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>I love all penises, love all penises. Every penis is valad.

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<v Speaker 4>Everything looks great. But I also sometimes don't want my

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<v Speaker 4>penis to like look like a moody like emo teenager

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<v Speaker 4>in a hoodie.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I mean? Like full her up

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<v Speaker 1>on the sofa, listen to michaemiccroma.

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<v Speaker 4>I do remember the first time because I'm not circumcised,

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<v Speaker 4>where like I interacted a penis that was And it

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<v Speaker 4>is funny how like it is different because for me,

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<v Speaker 4>like there's sensitivity in places that maybe it's not.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, they are different.

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<v Speaker 2>They like like obviously the foreskin has a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>like nerve endings. Yeah yeah, yeah, so it is like

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<v Speaker 2>how you like wank.

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<v Speaker 6>A circumcised versus uncircumcised dick? Like it is different.

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<v Speaker 4>I hate like tossing you off and they like put

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<v Speaker 4>it all the way back and you're like, okay, like

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<v Speaker 4>let's be a little bit more gentle.

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<v Speaker 6>Please, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Like it's.

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<v Speaker 4>Not it's not a it's not a gender reveal. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>it's pink.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't like pulling her down.

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<v Speaker 6>It's not like you're not the Tory government.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you know that parent. Take your head off, inside,

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<v Speaker 1>take off inside, show.

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<v Speaker 3>Me your face, show me a face.

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<v Speaker 1>So's go roll, right.

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<v Speaker 2>So because maybe one day we'll have a really fun

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<v Speaker 2>night out.

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<v Speaker 6>They just high five.

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<v Speaker 2>That was very like, that's what imagine like if we

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<v Speaker 2>had a threesome, you guys would.

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<v Speaker 4>Like ran to be busy.

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<v Speaker 1>We can make it happen.

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<v Speaker 4>They seriously, yeah, okay, I mean I definitely fancy a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>That's such a bad sorry. I mean that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they talk the tour, they talk.

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<v Speaker 6>They loved me and I loved that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so it sounds like a vibe.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a vibe, as you can tell, it was

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<v Speaker 2>a vibe. I would definitely do that again.

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<v Speaker 1>But maybe we do a foursome.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe you would have loved that.

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<v Speaker 2>You would have loved them, I mean, the four of

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<v Speaker 2>us together, the energy've been insane.

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<v Speaker 6>And then you would have to go down on me until.

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<v Speaker 1>I came how much.

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<v Speaker 4>It looks I can do a line of one of

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<v Speaker 4>their dicks and you don't get really emotional upset about

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<v Speaker 4>it afterwards and then not talk to me for a

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<v Speaker 4>few months.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus Christ, I forgive you that.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, I forgive you, And that's growth.

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<v Speaker 3>Next time. On twenty eight dates later, I'm like, do

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<v Speaker 3>have you ever been to the zoo? What's your favorite color?

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<v Speaker 5>And you're like, have you tasted your own calm?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, Jesus if I get back here with dating game,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like such a loser.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my God, around me? I'm a savage.

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