1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 1: All right, guys, coming up in about four minutes after 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,640 Speaker 1: the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today, and the 3 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: subject is this is my kitchen, not your mama's. Oh yes, 4 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:19,040 Speaker 1: it means exactly what it says for one. Okay, but 5 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:22,599 Speaker 1: my mama dog, yeah, my mama dog. All right, we'll 6 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:25,079 Speaker 1: get into that in just a few Right now, the 7 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:27,840 Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you 8 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:31,120 Speaker 1: got for us? Nap? It's time for a divorce. I 9 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 1: just think it's time for a divorce. I do just 10 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:37,159 Speaker 1: got married. I understand that. I understand that you just 11 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,400 Speaker 1: got married. But it's time for divorce. But we're gonna 12 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 1: we're gonna divorce a little differently though. We're gonna divorce 13 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:50,160 Speaker 1: by facts, by facts. We're gonna facts the divorce papers. 14 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: You understand saying yeah, you know what you know? People 15 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 1: don't even facts no more. You know, no one has 16 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:01,000 Speaker 1: a fact machine. They got you? Are you just staying us? 17 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:02,640 Speaker 1: It's over it's over there in the corner with the 18 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:10,360 Speaker 1: cord wrapped around, and you still a guy? Well, I 19 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:15,960 Speaker 1: remember when facts? What are they talking about? This right 20 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:19,280 Speaker 1: here is divorced by facts. Divorced by facts, let's go 21 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:24,080 Speaker 1: catch up the woman. I'm help you. I'm trying to 22 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,319 Speaker 1: reach Mr Curry. How are you? I'm good? How are 23 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,920 Speaker 1: you good? Listen, my name is Casey. I've come by 24 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:30,960 Speaker 1: a couple of times, but I haven't been able to 25 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 1: actually when I come to the office, you gets you 26 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,560 Speaker 1: out on doing sales and I've not been able to 27 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 1: get into contact with you when I come by. Are 28 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,840 Speaker 1: you near a fax machine right now? Sir? Yeah, I 29 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 1: have one right here in my office because you almost 30 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:42,600 Speaker 1: the supertane them to. Actually, I got a little bit 31 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,320 Speaker 1: of business that I need you to take a look 32 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:46,240 Speaker 1: at if you don't mind, uh, something that you might 33 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 1: be able to help me out on. Can can I 34 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 1: get your fax number? Yeah? No problem, So hang on 35 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 1: a second. Okay, put it down, man, that's one okay, 36 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 1: give it one second here, I'm close to do it 37 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 1: to my office by cook, no problem, all right. It 38 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,639 Speaker 1: ought to be coming through by now. Yeah, I see 39 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 1: it coming out and closing value. Man, all right, hey, 40 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:17,440 Speaker 1: hold over this you got it? Yeah, I got it, man, 41 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 1: and hold up and even the fat man, sir, this 42 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:22,840 Speaker 1: is what I've been trying to come by your office 43 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:25,079 Speaker 1: and actually give you for the last four or five times, 44 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:26,720 Speaker 1: and I've been looking. I've been trying to get to 45 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 1: you for the last month. I haven't as as all 46 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:34,720 Speaker 1: the way I could have gotten gotten him till you. 47 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:35,959 Speaker 1: I've been trying to get them to you for the 48 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,840 Speaker 1: last like I said, two months, and I haven't been 49 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaker 1: able to get in contact with you too much. No, 50 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:50,119 Speaker 1: I'd become of the super much well I mean, actually, sir, 51 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,639 Speaker 1: she can't do anything until you actually have the papers. So, 52 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:55,520 Speaker 1: like I said, it's been two months since I've been 53 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 1: trying to actually get them too that I'm calling that good, 54 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,960 Speaker 1: that too much, sir, sir. Actually, right now you are 55 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,280 Speaker 1: not permitted to give her a phone call. And within 56 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,680 Speaker 1: the next twenty four hours, you need to actually have 57 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,960 Speaker 1: all of your things out of the house and you 58 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 1: need to actually they take your print. I ain't got 59 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: everything about my house here. You see me every day 60 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:28,600 Speaker 1: every night and toss and they saish, sir. Hey, man, listen, come, 61 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:32,800 Speaker 1: she got to the first feet like a game dance 62 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 1: Cury curby, curby, curby. Man, listen, I've been there, man, 63 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,120 Speaker 1: and I feel you, brother, I do I understand what 64 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 1: you're going through. Man. When she come back office, man, 65 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,880 Speaker 1: it was two months ago when she first came by 66 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:49,160 Speaker 1: the office. And you know, like I said, I actually 67 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 1: worked for the law firm that that gives me the 68 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 1: papers to take out to Uh, you're gonna take from papers? So, 69 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 1: like I said, that there was no way I could 70 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 1: get them to I've been trying to get them to 71 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,560 Speaker 1: you over two months. So I figured the only best 72 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:04,960 Speaker 1: thing to do with for me to like facts them 73 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 1: to you came by two months ago to get she 74 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,160 Speaker 1: want the time for the first from it when when 75 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 1: they came by, when they came by the first time, 76 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:19,920 Speaker 1: all I who in the uh, don't you quiet now 77 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:26,600 Speaker 1: that's away? And Mr Kurby, look, man, got don't you 78 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,760 Speaker 1: do this to me? Man? Just this after what if 79 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 1: you worried about your job, you ain't got to worry 80 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,680 Speaker 1: about you said in this position, because you know why 81 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,720 Speaker 1: I feel. Man, Okay, I mean, I know what it's like. Man, 82 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,840 Speaker 1: I almost lost my mind, you know. But hey, man, 83 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 1: I can't. I can't come because I'm gonna good feel 84 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:48,240 Speaker 1: And the first man all right, in the first place 85 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:53,119 Speaker 1: anybody could have got the got a secretary. It's after 86 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 1: day she said, she's a doctor. The okay, okay, and 87 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:01,200 Speaker 1: uh and man, I understand I may have had a 88 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,000 Speaker 1: bad judgment on factional, you know, but that's why I 89 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,160 Speaker 1: called and made sure you was there, and I was 90 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:07,800 Speaker 1: talking to you on the phone while they was coming. 91 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:09,240 Speaker 1: I wanted to make sure you got them. You know 92 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:15,080 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. We'll congratulations right tell we can see it. 93 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:19,480 Speaker 1: But always, Mr Kirby, I ain't supposed to do nothing 94 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,240 Speaker 1: like this, and I lose my job behind this kind 95 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:24,240 Speaker 1: of stuff. Man, I mean, I feel where you're coming from. Man, 96 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:27,640 Speaker 1: I feel where you're coming in sign you don't start 97 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:34,200 Speaker 1: speaking right well, that man looked off the record, Mr Kirby, Okay, 98 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,480 Speaker 1: I see it off the record. Off the record, man, 99 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:40,599 Speaker 1: she came in all I know this guy. His name 100 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:46,960 Speaker 1: was Connors. I think his name was Connor's. Con I mean, 101 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:58,040 Speaker 1: light skin, tall guy, ball head, kind of your boss. 102 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:03,360 Speaker 1: Ain't got man, you don't like, you don't know, drop 103 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:06,160 Speaker 1: right down, hold on, hold on, hey, hold on, man, 104 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 1: look here, listen to the man. Listen, listen, listen, tell 105 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:13,360 Speaker 1: me man, maybe he was maybe he just gave a 106 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:15,080 Speaker 1: ride over there on something. I mean, it ain't it 107 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:17,800 Speaker 1: ain't that you It might not, that might not be 108 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:23,120 Speaker 1: what it is man. I was like, no, hold on, 109 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,640 Speaker 1: wait and wait, wait a minute. Man, you don't even 110 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:28,039 Speaker 1: know that man. You don't he just a person that came. 111 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:35,080 Speaker 1: I don't know the machine. Okay, look look, man, if 112 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,240 Speaker 1: you go, I might well gonna tell you everything. If 113 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:45,760 Speaker 1: you're gonna go up there, hold everything my life. I 114 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,920 Speaker 1: just got one more thing and I'm just gonna gonna 115 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,479 Speaker 1: get off the phone because I see I can't even 116 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:52,839 Speaker 1: stop you now got to say. I'm gonna tell you 117 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:56,480 Speaker 1: you're ready him man lets his nephew tim me from 118 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:59,800 Speaker 1: the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got prayed by 119 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:18,400 Speaker 1: your white look up. Oh god, you are right man. 120 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:25,160 Speaker 1: You got to go against the little thing I don't 121 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:29,240 Speaker 1: work for. Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, one 122 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,080 Speaker 1: more thing. But what is the baddest I'm talking about 123 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:36,960 Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Morning Show. Babe. 124 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:45,640 Speaker 1: Remember that's how you do it, baby, that's close right there. 125 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:51,400 Speaker 1: Come on, baby, that's how you do it. Check your sig. Yes, sir, 126 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:55,080 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be playing really ignorant. That's uh. Get ready 127 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,920 Speaker 1: to Charleston, South Carolina, November the twelfth. The nephew is 128 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:02,040 Speaker 1: coming to town. It's the old mar Auditorium. Tickets are 129 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:05,440 Speaker 1: own sale right now. Stupid is on the way, and 130 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 1: trust me, I got a lot to talk about it. 131 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:12,080 Speaker 1: He gets on sale right now. Step back out in 132 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,960 Speaker 1: Stupid is back out in the streets. Y'all don't understand 133 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:19,440 Speaker 1: stupid back out of them streets streets. A lot of people. 134 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:25,000 Speaker 1: How you doing? How's it going? Someone asked, when is 135 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,280 Speaker 1: Tommy going to get his voice back? I said, well 136 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:32,240 Speaker 1: about you know, uh, next month. I'll say November, that's 137 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,160 Speaker 1: what they said. But they said you sound good and 138 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,280 Speaker 1: they're happy, and they've been praying for you getting better 139 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,600 Speaker 1: in Virginia Beach. This weekend time by Tommy show sounds, 140 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,640 Speaker 1: sex sounds. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm 141 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:47,240 Speaker 1: talking about, Jenna. And tell you what I hate is 142 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,079 Speaker 1: soon or later, the sex are gonna wear off and 143 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:51,080 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be back at my own voice again. So 144 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:54,720 Speaker 1: I gotta right. I gotta ride it. I gotta ride 145 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,920 Speaker 1: it while I got it. How does Jackie like it? 146 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:59,240 Speaker 1: How did your wife like it? He like it? He 147 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:01,960 Speaker 1: likes She's been to and kill me? Who she been thinking? Me? 148 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:07,800 Speaker 1: I am a handful you hear me? I am ah, 149 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:12,560 Speaker 1: we know alright. Coming up next Today's Strawberry Letter, the 150 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:16,120 Speaker 1: subject this is my kitchen nut your mama's. We'll get 151 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:19,720 Speaker 1: into that right after this. You're listening to The Steve 152 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:20,839 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.