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Speaker 1: Hey guys, before you listen to this episode of Bananas,

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Speaker 1: it's a very funny episode. But I just want to

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Speaker 1: and we will be in San Francisco and in Portland

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Speaker 1: April fourteenth and fifteenth. San Francisco April fourteenth at Cobbs

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Speaker 1: Comedy Club and in Portland at the Aladdin Theater on

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Speaker 1: April fifteenth. Tickets are on the Instagram. That is in

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Speaker 1: addition to our show in Tacoma Afternoon Show and in

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Speaker 1: Vancouver March nineteenth and twentieth, and at Moontwer Comedy Festival

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Speaker 1: in April twenty one and twenty two. So go get tickets,

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Speaker 1: come see us. It's going to be great. And now

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Speaker 1: a fantastic episode of Banana. All right, Scott, are you

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Speaker 1: ready to start?

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Speaker 2: Oh? I'm ready. Let's get into it.

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Speaker 1: All right, bananimals with children, put their earmuffs on or

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Speaker 1: get ready to explain a lot about human anatomy. Here

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Speaker 1: it is, Oh boy, woman with two vaginas says she

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Speaker 1: uses one for work and one for personal sex.

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Speaker 3: She is sensible, she's reasonable, she's out, she's employed, and

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Speaker 3: these are all big things. Let's let's dig into it.

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Speaker 3: On a brand new episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 4: Still Worlds, would you.

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Speaker 5: Zillion pieces?

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Speaker 1: Banana guys, gals and non binary pals Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 1: That is Scottie Landis.

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Speaker 3: That's my favorite comic. Kurt Brown Owler, what's a buddy boy?

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Speaker 1: Not much, but I will say that I'm excited to

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Speaker 1: go to Vancouver. Yes, and Tacoma March nineteenth and twenty.

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Speaker 3: If the big two those are when you're doing podcasts,

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Speaker 3: you want to go to Tacoma, Washington at four thirty,

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Speaker 3: that's huge, And then you want to go to Vancouver.

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Speaker 3: I can't wait, eat sushi and ramen and walk around

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Speaker 3: Stanley Park.

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Speaker 1: They say Tacoma is the fort Wayne of the West Coast,

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Speaker 1: and I couldn't agree more. That's right, and that's where

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Speaker 1: we go, right, that is where we go. I'm very

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Speaker 1: excited to bring on our fantastic guest tonight. I say

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Speaker 1: our guest. She is so very, very funny, she's excited,

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Speaker 5: Sorry, I've had a gloss of milks before this pocast.

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Speaker 5: I had that with help.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what you have. She is so funny. In fact,

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Speaker 1: she performs at the goddamn Sydney Opera House. Folks. All right,

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Speaker 1: but that's not all. She's also a brilliant writer. Her

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Speaker 1: book Acknowledgments is available right now. She has a fantastic

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Speaker 1: podcast you should listen to called the Becky and Cam Hotline.

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Speaker 1: Please welcome the second Australian ever to be on Bananas,

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Speaker 1: Becky Lucas.

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Speaker 5: Wow, oh, thank you so much. Who was the first.

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Speaker 1: Australian Celia Pacola?

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Speaker 6: Interesting, well, I'm honored to be your second.

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Speaker 3: Yes, thank you, it was. I just got finished watching.

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Speaker 3: I love when this happens when we have a guest

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Speaker 3: on the podcast and I just go down clip after

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Speaker 3: clip after clip on YouTube and I started as early

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Speaker 3: Well in these days in the great choir, you kind

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Speaker 3: of have to get comedy where you can. But it's beautiful.

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Speaker 3: And I just stopped on your comment set. Actually, oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: and it was great.

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Speaker 2: It's fantastic.

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Speaker 5: You're very thank you, Thanks guys, and so are you

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Speaker 5: and saw you. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I don't like I.

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Speaker 5: Don't know how you guys feel but like nothing that

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Speaker 1: Oh if I google, if I google Kurk Brown or

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Speaker 5: That's all I want is something that reflects at least

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Speaker 2: They're like, she must have been.

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Speaker 1: In totally real.

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Speaker 5: That's what most people want, Like people, you know, like

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Speaker 5: some comedians just they're more excited to post like the

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Speaker 2: Yes, Like I've got a.

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Speaker 5: Friend and she's she's she loves the process of making

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Speaker 5: And I hate the photo shoots, like I get anxious

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Speaker 6: But yeah, thanks for having me, guys, I'm excited pleasure.

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Speaker 1: Do you hear about this woman who has sure? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Here we go. This was sent in by Instagram user

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Speaker 1: at Amani Nivian. I think I'm saying that right. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for doing it. This was you know, we try

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Speaker 1: and avoid articles from lad Bible. We do try to

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Speaker 1: avoid lad Bible.

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Speaker 5: Read I read my lad Bible every day.

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Speaker 3: Do you have lad Bible in Australia. Is it called

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Speaker 1: It called like mate Bible?

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Speaker 6: In No, it is called lad Bible. Is it really

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't have lads. We have bros.

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Speaker 1: I don't know which is. I would love to have

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Speaker 6: Yeah, oh no, you can't do that.

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Speaker 5: You can't put a braw bro and a lad together.

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Speaker 5: It's really it's really fucked up. What happens is I

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Speaker 5: It's like semen and red Bull and oh yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: I know who's the red bull and kind of bro Like, honestly,

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Speaker 3: the way you're describing it sounds a little bro. Now,

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Speaker 3: we just need a reality show that is our friend

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Speaker 3: Chris once had a pitch for one called Bro Your

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Speaker 1: Think it could be bros versus.

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Speaker 1: I okay, because this is that and that is why

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Speaker 1: there's what is it? Is it called Love Island or

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Speaker 1: so we should do bro versus lad love island where

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Speaker 5: And it's funny because like we we know all the

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Speaker 1: Immediately yeah, like that idea of bogan. I still I still.

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Speaker 6: It's just kind of class warfare. I mean, well, you

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Speaker 5: It's class based, like the idea of yeah so I

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Speaker 2: Yes, I can't wait for this.

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Speaker 3: I'm looking at two hosts of season one of Australia

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Speaker 3: throw your brains out and Kurt I think choices.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we are, we are, you can have me.

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Speaker 5: Every episode we get beaten and.

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Speaker 1: The only show where the hosts are beat up by

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Speaker 1: the guess. So here it is. This was written by

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Speaker 1: Rebecca Shepherd. She is the best in the biz. Guys again.

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Speaker 1: This is woman with two vaginas, and for some reason

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Speaker 1: Bringing a whole new meaning to not mixing work with pleasure.

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Speaker 1: This Only Fans star has shared what it's like to

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Speaker 1: the other for personal sex. Adult content creator Evelyn Miller

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Speaker 1: didn't find out until the age of twenty that she'd

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Speaker 1: been born with two vaginas and two wombs. The thirty

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Speaker 1: working in the sex industry after a relationship breakdown, and

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Speaker 1: She explained, Hey, guys, yes, yes.

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Speaker 5: Sorry to keep kind of whipping this horse until it's dead.

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Speaker 5: But if we were to sort of pitch.

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Speaker 1: Bro and we're in.

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Speaker 5: We could we could get we could use her to

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Speaker 5: vaginas and in one vagina.

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Speaker 1: Only bros, only bros.

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Speaker 5: And then you'd have the lad. And then we raised

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Speaker 5: the bro and the lad and it's come from the

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Speaker 5: same woman and.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh so it's oh actually I see, and this

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Speaker 1: would be perfect because as this there's this story takes

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Speaker 1: a turn, so okay.

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Speaker 3: But also, Becky, don't apologize anytime in the next forty

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Speaker 3: five minutes. So you want to come back to brow

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Speaker 3: your brain versus lads hot and Becky please with you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, right away?

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Speaker 1: All right, She explained. I worked as an independent escort

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Speaker 1: for about seven years, traveling around the world. I was

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Speaker 1: able to use one vagina for work in one vagina

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Speaker 1: for my personal life, which made the work a lot

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Speaker 1: easier emotionally and physically for me. After stopping doing that,

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Speaker 1: she moved to OnlyFans and being he began creating adult content,

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Speaker 1: which earns her seventy five thousand US dollars per month.

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Speaker 1: Ohly's really good. That's very good. What are we that's

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Speaker 1: almost a million dollars a year. Evelyn puts her success

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Speaker 1: down to having two vaginas, but she said that plenty

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Speaker 1: of downfalls that she has to think about due to

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Speaker 1: Double ducks. That is okay. I can't believe we brought

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Speaker 1: And she just didn't know, and she didn't know until

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Speaker 2: Must have been very scary.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, totally scary. Then she got pregnant and she kept

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Speaker 1: So as to what you were saying, if we can,

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Speaker 5: Absolutely, and I would be happy to reach out and

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Speaker 1: Okay, great, As an Australian.

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Speaker 5: We should probably check with her. And I'm from Queens

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Speaker 5: the show, is what.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, because this is what it all hinges on.

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Speaker 3: Do you want to walk away from your million dollar

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna go on a streaming service, maybe Peacock

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Speaker 3: And just so you know, your two vaginas are a

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Speaker 2: Of every episode, you just.

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Speaker 5: It doesn't matter, we don't. We saw.

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Speaker 2: Everybody won this week. Everybody won.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's great, everybody's great.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I got one for you.

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Speaker 3: Ve sent in from Izzy from the Block. Thank you

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Speaker 3: Izzy from the Block on Instagram. Written by Samantha Ibraheim

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Speaker 3: or Ibrahim from The New York Post, which we try

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Speaker 2: Puns, Kurt.

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Speaker 1: They do it a lot of puns.

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Speaker 3: She's pretty good. She's good woman, bez.

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Speaker 1: Best in the biz.

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Speaker 2: We're going to give her the best in the biz.

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Speaker 3: Don't look at because she's got because the first sentence

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm going to say right off the bat,

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Speaker 1: I'm not surprised this California woman was on a roll.

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Speaker 3: Danielle Shapiro twenty four, wanted to get her money's worth

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Speaker 3: out of fifty dollars all you can eat sushi buffet

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Speaker 3: But after indulging a little too much, including thirty two

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, look, New York Post, I disagree with

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Speaker 3: I couldn't disagree with your politics. More love you you

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Speaker 3: too many times?

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Speaker 3: Following the bin, Shapiro was rushed to the emergency room

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Speaker 1: It's also known as heartbird.

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Speaker 5: It's also known as being a little piggy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just pigging out. You stuck your head in that

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Speaker 1: So thirty two rolls, thirty two rolls? So like, yeah,

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Speaker 5: sometimes it's really small women who go hard. Yeah, like

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Speaker 1: No, she's a small She's a small she's a small person.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but so like any other twenty four old, Shapiro

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Speaker 3: Her warning to sushi lovers has gone viral with eleven

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Speaker 3: That's that's what right. Oh yeah, this is weird.

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Speaker 2: This is the quote.

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Speaker 1: I remember this, Okay, give it to me.

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Speaker 2: Care.

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Speaker 3: Our dinner was about two hours long because we were

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Speaker 2: She said.

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Speaker 3: It started off with me so soup as it often does,

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Speaker 2: Not normal.

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Speaker 1: Whenever I go for Japanese sushi, always start off with

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Speaker 8: Oh man, and four steamy hot three wikitos ands and

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Speaker 3: She then moved on to eight green dragon rolls eight,

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Speaker 3: Stomach ache, but since I didn't think much of it

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Speaker 3: Several days, several days.

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Speaker 2: I mean, she went to town.

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Speaker 5: But do you think this was something she does regularly,

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Speaker 5: why now? Why all of a sudden?

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Speaker 1: I think it was just to get the money's worth.

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Speaker 1: Fifty bucks, Yes, fifty bucks for sushi is a good

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Speaker 3: Yes, it is a documentent and it was super viral. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and she probably is gonna get mercury poisoning pretty soon.

446
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,119
Speaker 3: All not a great decision for Shapiro, but she says,

447
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Speaker 3: I will definitely eat sushi again exclamation point.

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Speaker 2: This experience has not.

449
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 1: Ruined sushi for me or all you can eat sushi.

450
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 5: My god, it's ruined sushi for me makes me sick.

451
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Speaker 6: She's like Homer in the Simpsons where he goes to.

452
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Speaker 5: The All you Can Eat.

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Speaker 3: It's true, though, I mean, all these things happen all

454
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Speaker 3: the time, but she went at.

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Speaker 1: But I do think it's TikTok. I do think it's

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Speaker 1: TikTok because there's also that story and I don't know

457
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Speaker 1: if we're doing it. We're probably not doing it this today.

458
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Speaker 1: But uh, there's a woman in Canada who took her

459
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Speaker 1: car onto a lake or a river and a frozen

460
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Speaker 1: river and was like tearing down at like forty five

461
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Speaker 1: miles an hour, and then the car went through the

462
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Speaker 1: ice and then she got out of the car, got

463
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Speaker 1: onto the roof and then was just filming herself standing

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Speaker 1: on the roof of the car as it sunk into

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Speaker 1: the lake the river or whatever. And it's like and

466
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Speaker 1: that was just.

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Speaker 3: A sled out and then they dragged her with a

468
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Speaker 3: sled to save She lives.

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Speaker 1: She lives. She was totally fine, but she actually started

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Speaker 1: walking like back to the car to like film more

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Speaker 1: after they like rescued her. Yeah, I think it's on TikTok.

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Speaker 1: I think you're it really is.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just that like a need to have to

474
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Speaker 6: be like looked up.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and you're just gonna try bigger and crazier things.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody's addicted to it. There was this bar. Have

477
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Speaker 2: you ever been to Washington, d C.

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Speaker 6: Becky, I haven't, except that one time I did.

479
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Speaker 5: I did meete up with some friend last year around

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Speaker 5: this time actually on the sixth of January.

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Speaker 3: Did you any of the famous buildings or you got

482
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Speaker 3: a really good look at Did you get any tours

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Speaker 3: you go inside?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I got some cool selfies. I wore a funny hats.

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Speaker 2: That's fun.

487
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Speaker 5: Yeah, But I was in and out, you know, so

488
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Speaker 5: I didn't really feel like I explored the city.

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Speaker 1: Really, but it's not.

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Speaker 2: It's fine.

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Speaker 3: It's like fine to go there, and it's like a

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Speaker 3: pretty decent like if you want to see the museums

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Speaker 3: and stuff like that. It's a pretty good day trip,

494
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Speaker 3: maybe two day trips. There's some bars and restaurants.

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Speaker 5: Isn't that some cool stand up?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Yes, right, because I.

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Speaker 1: Know it's actually a good town for stand up doing

499
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Speaker 1: stand up.

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Speaker 5: There is very Yeah, because like Chappelle started there right,

501
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 5: and like Tony Woods, I have tour with Tony Woods

502
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:51,399
Speaker 5: before and he started there anyway.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, yeah, no, it is agreed.

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00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, good music, all that stuff. It's like a fun place.

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Speaker 3: It's just after a while, like you don't have those

506
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,199
Speaker 3: nights there You're like, well, this was one of the

507
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Speaker 3: best nights of my life. And I don't because I

508
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 3: tried many, many times. But their tradition when you get

509
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 3: out of bars when the bar is closed is they

510
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:12,439
Speaker 3: have jumbo slice pizza. And a jumbo slice is like

511
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 3: if you imagine like a welcome Matt, just cut it

512
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Speaker 3: diagonally across the corner.

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Speaker 2: It's huge.

514
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:20,879
Speaker 3: It's like a two hand giant slice of pizza. And

515
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 3: when you're drunk and it's cold, you house these things.

516
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 3: It's fantastic and it's cheap. So my buddy, my buddy

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Speaker 3: Brenda and I used to go after I would go

518
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Speaker 3: down there. We got all these bars and we go

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Speaker 3: stop it at Gumbo Slice face and then one night

520
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,640
Speaker 3: to be funny pre TikTok. If this had been on TikTok, guys,

521
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have a podcast right now. I would just

522
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 3: be flying around in a lear jet and never man,

523
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,680
Speaker 3: I said, you know what, it'll be funny. Let's let's

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Speaker 3: step it up a little bit.

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Speaker 1: So I rolled from the tip all the way to

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Speaker 1: the crust.

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Speaker 3: I rolled it into a tube about as thick as

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Speaker 3: a thigh, and I was like, hey, check out this

529
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 3: this pizza tube. I'm like, this is a jumbo pizza tube.

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Speaker 3: And we're like, look at this junk guy as an idiot,

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00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,120
Speaker 3: and we're all packed in this space. And I held

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00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 3: it like a like a football. I held it like

533
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 3: the and I bit it as hard as I could

534
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 3: in the middle, and just scalding hot pizza sauce rockets

535
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 3: out of both sides like a spray gun on to

536
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 3: so many people, and like a normal drunk guy, I go, oh,

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00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 3: I am so sorry. And then we ran so far

538
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 3: and so fast, and my last memory was giggling.

539
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 1: But still holding the pizza tube with my hand.

540
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,880
Speaker 2: Is no sauce in it anymore?

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00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 3: And then running past the Washington DC Zoo and my

542
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,120
Speaker 3: thought was I should throw this pizza to the animals.

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00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 3: I did not do it, but it was like one

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00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 3: of those great nights from like the Jumbo Pizza two.

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Speaker 3: This is my It was when I became older, all

546
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 3: of a sudden, I'm like, yeah, needs to stop this is.

547
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,880
Speaker 1: The end of the line. It's gone too far.

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Speaker 5: It is the pizza as delicious as a small pizza

549
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 5: or is it nearly the size of it? That's ill eringe.

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00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,120
Speaker 3: It's pretty good, but it's pretty good realized is when

551
00:27:58,119 --> 00:27:59,639
Speaker 3: you have a slice in New York Pizza which is

552
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 3: pretty good, You're like, one is good. Yeah, if you're

553
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,880
Speaker 3: really getting down, the jumbo slice is about three three

554
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Speaker 3: and a half.

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00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: And that's why that is. That's like too much, that's

556
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: too much.

557
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 5: I just I do like tube foods. I like it

558
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 5: when like maybe you could actually begin pizza tubes.

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00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 3: Wait a second, well I should begin pizza tubes.

560
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, like we came up with everybody's got a new colone,

561
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: now show you're making pizza tubes.

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Speaker 5: It's exciting.

563
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 1: The perfect size alone, what's the perfect size for a

564
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 1: pizza tube? Because I I think it's a toilet paper roll,

565
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: empty toilet paper.

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Speaker 5: That's too small.

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00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: That's too small. Egg roll size is too small for pizza.

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00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 5: Tb I think you'd be I think you'd be wanting

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Speaker 5: it to still be like like like a burrito, Like

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00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 5: you want it to still be a meal.

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00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: Okay, so what if it's But I'm trying to keep

572
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 1: it so that you can literally get it into your mouth.

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00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 5: Okay, so maybe so maybe we'd be wanting to take

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Speaker 5: it longer, like a length and then.

575
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 1: For towel tube.

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00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, that's good.

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00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 3: Okay, let me write this down. Let me get some

578
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 3: graft paper out down.

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Speaker 1: I also like that your idea was to throw the

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Speaker 1: pizza to the animals into zoo and uh and Scotty

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00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: today today Scotty sent me two videos. Scotty happens to

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00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: be in Tahiti right now. Yeah, he's just like he's

583
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: just hanging out waiting for the great choir to finally end. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and he sent me a video of him just tossing

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00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: full pieces of pizza into the ocean and then all

586
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: of these fish just eat the pizza.

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00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 2: Really, I won't eat the bread anymore. I was throwing.

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00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 3: They tell you to throw like digats, like bread to

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00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 3: the fish. But you know, I had an extra slice

590
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 3: of pizza a couple of weeks ago, so I threw

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00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 3: it out there just to see what I thought. Maybe

592
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 3: a shark could want some pepperoni. Yeah, and they tear

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00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 3: it apart. So now almost every day I throw a

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Speaker 3: couple of slices. I'm buying pizzas.

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Speaker 1: That it's so to watch a fish because we had

596
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: talked about this last week on the podcast, but then

597
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 1: to see it, it's like a small piece of pizza

598
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 1: and the second video it lands in the water and

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00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 1: then immediately like a big fish just comes and eats

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Speaker 1: it whole. Just wow.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 1: I loved it.

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00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 2: I name that one Bruno.

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00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you think he's Achalian, isn't it?

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00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 1: Well you need to be.

606
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,720
Speaker 5: You need to be throwing like gabba ghoul.

607
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 3: Or like a starter, maybe some mazzarella sticks or because

608
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 3: somebody is going to catch Bruno and they're going to

609
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 3: throw them on the grill and it's gonna be an

610
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Speaker 3: Italian Mahi mahi and it's gonna it's gonna revolutionize cruise

611
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Speaker 3: ships for the rest of our life.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and he's like, where are you getting the pizza?

613
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 5: He's like trying to get information out of it.

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00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 3: He's like right below that one villa in Marilla, like

615
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 3: for some reason right there.

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00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 2: So it makes me laugh.

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00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: So it really I want you to I want you

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Speaker 1: to post it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Well the best thing, the best thing would be

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Speaker 5: if they figure out that you're the one giving the

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00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 5: pizza and then when you start like you go in

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00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 5: the water, you're getting ruffed up by fish pizza is

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00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 5: get it? Well, that's it. That's exciting. That's a fun

624
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 5: little task to do on holidays to kind of disrupt

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Speaker 5: an entire ecosystem.

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00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 3: After this fly up, before this one air, so I

627
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Speaker 3: don't get held.

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Speaker 1: By all right, I'm going to tease this into a

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Speaker 1: break with this next story. Wonderful Turkmenistan's leader does donuts

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Speaker 1: next to flaming crater to prove he's not dead.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's a really great one. Let's get it.

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Speaker 1: It really does matter. I still don't understand why I

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Speaker 1: have a shout out, which is rare. Here it is.

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Speaker 1: This was sent in by Julia. She says, I have

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Speaker 1: no strange news, but my partners. My partner Jason's birthday

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Speaker 1: is on February twenty second, which just so happens to

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Speaker 1: be Kurtiebe's birthday as well. Yeah, he listens to bananas

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Speaker 1: sometimes eight hours a day, and I'm not being facetious

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Speaker 1: and saying that I don't think he would have made

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Speaker 1: it through the past year without your pod. And then

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Speaker 1: she said many more very nice things. She's in Philly,

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Speaker 1: So we just wanted to say happy birthday, Jason. Keep

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Speaker 1: it to six hours a day. Keep it to six

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Speaker 1: hours a day. You're going to burn through these episodes

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Speaker 1: way too fast, way too fast.

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Speaker 3: And when we tore Philly, come on out. We'll get

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Speaker 3: going to give you firm handshakes with great eye contacts,

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Speaker 3: and Jason just just say I'm that Jason, and I'll

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Speaker 3: buy you whatever drink you want or po.

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Speaker 1: As long as it's an Apple Tevy.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I have one shout out too. This is

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Speaker 3: for my buddy Stephen Lefcart. He has a true story

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Speaker 3: podcast called Wild Things. It's about Siegfried and Roy and

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Speaker 3: what really happened?

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Speaker 2: Becky? Do you know who Zigfreed and Roy? Are?

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Speaker 5: I do? And I actually have a funny thing to

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Speaker 5: add to that, in that my dad and my dad

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Speaker 5: and stepmom were at the show where the Tiger attacked.

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Speaker 1: What Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And it was really funny because my dad said

667
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Speaker 5: as they were leaving, like the people running the show

668
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 5: were like, oh, we're so sorry, and they were offering

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Speaker 5: them their money back, and my dad was like, no,

670
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Speaker 5: we just got our money's worth.

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Speaker 2: Them.

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Speaker 6: That's like, that's crazy. It was, I mean, O, yeah, sad.

673
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Speaker 2: That's incredible.

674
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, Stephen might not have talked to him, but

675
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 3: Wild Things it's incredible. They're releasing two episodes every week,

676
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 3: but it's the entire it's the backstory of Zigfreedo and

677
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,879
Speaker 3: Roy and then it's also but it starts with that night,

678
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 3: and it's the point of view of all the performers

679
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 3: and the tech crew and everybody, and it is I

680
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 3: sent it to our benevolent Overlord, Karen kil Gaff and

681
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 3: she's binging it.

682
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 2: It's so good Wild Things. You're gonna love it.

683
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 3: And if you you've never heard of Sigfried and Bruyd,

684
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 3: if you're I don't say, under twenty five years old,

685
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 3: under thirty years old, maybe just google a photo of them,

686
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,879
Speaker 3: just the photo and then look no further and then

687
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 3: listen to this podcast that have your mind blown.

688
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 5: That's so exciting because that's something I would want to

689
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:18,879
Speaker 5: know more about, like I've always.

690
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 6: Been yet you know how you have Yeah, like you have.

691
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 5: Like something in your head where you're like I want

692
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 5: to know more about that, but like not right now,

693
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 5: but I do want to explain to me. This is exciting.

694
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,799
Speaker 1: So is it out now right now?

695
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Speaker 3: There's multiple episodes around and it is, like, you go,

696
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 3: it's just so well done. Stevens are an actual journalist,

697
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 3: professional journalist, and even though it's not true crime, it

698
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 3: does have a tiger and it has an animal attack involved,

699
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,959
Speaker 3: so it yeah, it feels very compelling. Yeah, so yeah,

700
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:52,360
Speaker 3: Wild Things go to a review blah blah.

701
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Speaker 1: And of course we are here with our guest, Becky

702
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:58,280
Speaker 1: Lucas is also touring Australia right now, so you should

703
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 1: get tickets to go see her in every city in Australia.

704
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: I think it's one of the some of them.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, just just head to the to the website.

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Speaker 1: I hate well, look I did it for.

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Speaker 6: You know, I know, thank you, it's right.

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00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: Do you want to hear about this? Uh, this story?

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00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 3: I would like to hear about this story. I don't

710
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 3: remember anything. Somebody did burnouts around a crater or something.

711
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 1: Turkmenistan's leader does donuts next to flaming crater to prove

712
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,359
Speaker 1: he's not dead. Okay, oh my.

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00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,919
Speaker 6: God, I just slipped off my chair.

714
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I slipped back one. This is crazy.

715
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: This is from ABC dot net dot.

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Speaker 5: A U again, that's my country.

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00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 1: I know. This is sent in by Carmine Covelly on Instagram.

718
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 1: Is Christopher Carmine Covalley. I didn't know he went by

719
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 1: his middle name. He's a friend. Also the drummer for

720
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: Julie Ruin Kathleen Hannah's third band. I think I don't

721
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 1: know if that's just for people who grew up in

722
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Speaker 1: the nineties. Also the drummer for Bridget Everett, who look,

723
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: that's that's recent. He's a great one. We love her.

724
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: So this is the story written by no one. There

725
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: is no credit.

726
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 2: Whoever instantly spontaneously combusted. How awesome this guy is.

727
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 1: The video is insane. So this is it is a

728
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 1: giant pit that is just flaming with fire. The pit

729
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 1: is I would say the pit is a football field,

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00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,280
Speaker 1: that is how big The pit is actual fire moulten.

731
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Speaker 1: It looks like molten lava and fire is coming out

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Speaker 1: of it. We're to get We're gonna find out. We're

733
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: gonna find out here it is okay. After a week's

734
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 1: long disappearance that sparked rumors of his death, the president

735
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Speaker 1: of Turkmenistan has appeared on state television driving a rally

736
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Speaker 1: car around a flaming gas crater known as Hell's Gate.

737
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: And this is I'll just FYI a lot of but

738
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: animals just sent another story in because this story is

739
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Speaker 1: from twenty nineteen. In twenty twenty one, Turkmenistan is closing

740
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 1: Hell's Gate, so they are somehow filling it in. So

741
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 1: we're gonna find out what Hell's Gate is.

742
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 5: Oh, thank god, they should have done that years ago.

743
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 5: Although it would be good for our show. Brain's out

744
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,320
Speaker 5: that they've both got to screen the word pussy across

745
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 5: the pit and does it the loudest.

746
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 1: Whoever has more decibels. We have a decimal reader on

747
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 1: the other side. Yeah, so here, this isn't a This

748
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 1: is the most amazing name I've ever heard. Are you

749
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 1: guys ready for the name of Turkmenistan's president.

750
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 2: I can't even begin to Glenn, Nope.

751
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:15,399
Speaker 1: Oh man, guys, it's even better than both of those

752
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 1: beautiful guesses and someone who is Turkmenish. I don't know

753
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:25,879
Speaker 1: what the version of Turkmenistan is. Whoever is turky Oh Turkish? No,

754
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: not Turkish, It's not Turkey, So turk turk Mish. If

755
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 1: you are turk Meish, please correct me on this pronunciation.

756
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 1: Here's how it reads. Okay, this is for I'll say

757
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,879
Speaker 1: first time in the last name the way daves work.

758
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: Gurban Goolie Birdie.

759
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 5: What can you say that again?

760
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:03,720
Speaker 1: Kurban Gooli Birdie.

761
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 2: Mark Domadov.

762
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: Is an intensely crazy name. And of course I'm sure

763
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 1: that it is totally normal in Turkmenistan. And I apologized

764
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 1: to everyone on Turkmenistan for laughing. They probably think my

765
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 1: name is hilarious as well, and and I would celebrate

766
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: them if they made fun of min name. So Curbon

767
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 1: Gooley Birdie Merkanada doof of state television't forgive me.

768
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 2: Don't forget?

769
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Speaker 3: Oh my godet is that the Joe Smith of I

770
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Speaker 3: love it.

771
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Speaker 5: It's almost like if you wrote that in a script,

772
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 5: like you're writing a comedy show and you wrote that,

773
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 5: so I'm gonna be like, that's too silly, that's too hack.

774
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 5: You have to change that name.

775
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 1: You gotta change. It's not okay. So Gurbon Gully Birdie

776
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:55,319
Speaker 1: Mark I can't even do it is a mainstay of

777
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 1: state television in the gas rich Central Asian state, which

778
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: has no free media and few sources of information that

779
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: are not controlled by the government he dominates. This was

780
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 1: his first appearance on TV since July fifteenth. Again, this

781
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:10,760
Speaker 1: is from twenty nineteen, when he was shown writing a book,

782
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: playing with cats, andre footage of himself and his grandson

783
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 1: performing a song together. So this is real state run

784
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: television beautiful stuff. Prior to that, his most recent appearance

785
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,360
Speaker 1: on state television had been on July fifth, when he

786
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:28,840
Speaker 1: oversaw session of government. On Sunday, state television broadcaster report

787
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:34,240
Speaker 1: about mister Birdie Muccbededov, which showed him driving a rally

788
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: car to the Hell's Gate Crater, a flaming pit in

789
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Speaker 1: the middle of the Caracum Desert. The report also showed

790
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: mister Birdie Mukamadov, wearing a military style outfit and a

791
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: backwards facing baseball cap, scoring three strikes in a bowling game,

792
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 1: prompting sounds of standing applause from underlings dressed in identical

793
00:41:56,280 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 1: track suits. The sixty year old autocratic leader. His previously

794
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 1: been film performing a rap song with his grandson, shooting

795
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:07,280
Speaker 1: targets while riding a bicycle, and even giving Russian President

796
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,959
Speaker 1: Vladimir Putin a puppy. Oh my god, And the way

797
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:13,879
Speaker 1: he is giving this photograph is here. The way he's

798
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 1: handing the puppy is just by the scruff. It's a

799
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 1: one handed held by the back of the neck, and

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00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 1: then he's just handing it over.

801
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Speaker 2: He's not one hundred percent cool except for the puppy fish.

802
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 1: This guy seems like a true monster.

803
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 5: You know what. It would all come back down to

804
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 5: the fact that that's his name, Yes, yes, you know.

805
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 5: Like it would just be like a lifetime of being

806
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 5: made fun of. And it's like every every time someone

807
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 5: makes fun of him, he has to do something insane.

808
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 5: He's like, no, I'm not stupid.

809
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,919
Speaker 6: What a stupid guy do donuts near an open pit.

810
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 1: I could just see Vladimir Putin just saying taking this

811
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 1: puppy from him, saying thank you so much, Gerbin goolly,

812
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:00,360
Speaker 1: what do you.

813
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 5: Think the closest thing Joe Biden could do that would

814
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 5: be similar? Because I feel like he's a sleepy kind

815
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Speaker 5: of a fuddled man.

816
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: I feel like if he drove a tractor through Centralia, Pennsylvania,

817
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 1: which is down in Pennsylvania that's constantly on fire under underground, right, Like,

818
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,800
Speaker 1: if he drove it, it would be a slow tractor

819
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 1: and it would just be a little bit of smoke

820
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 1: coming up from the.

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Speaker 6: Ground, or it's just him kind of being fed.

822
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Speaker 5: Or meal by the fire.

823
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 2: Yes like that.

824
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 3: I mean he could do some He could get on

825
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 3: a jet ski in the Washington Monument and the Reflective

826
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,720
Speaker 3: Pond and just do some really really big wave figure

827
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Speaker 3: eights in there.

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Speaker 2: You could do that, you know, if his if his

829
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Speaker 2: number is going to be lower.

830
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Speaker 1: I would suggest he does do that totally. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Wow, So there is footage of this. I want to

832
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:51,959
Speaker 5: see it.

833
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 1: After Yeah, there is footage. We'll post it on We'll

834
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 1: post it on the Instagram when this comes.

835
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Speaker 2: Out to be forgotten.

836
00:43:58,760 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 3: I mean, he just didn't want to be He didn't

838
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 3: want to be out of the news. He didn't want

839
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 3: people to think he was dead. He was standing.

840
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Speaker 1: And here's how I approve it.

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Speaker 5: I mean, it's the same impulse as the girl who

842
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 5: ate thirty two sushi rolls.

843
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 1: I agree, exactly the same.

844
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, and one day, like we will just have a

845
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:19,799
Speaker 5: TikToker as our leader, and like it'll be the same ship.

846
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,240
Speaker 5: Like they're just a bit further ahead in mental psychosis.

847
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 1: It's only that's like five years out that we're having

848
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: a TikToker as president. Yeah.

849
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 6: Yes, it's always so scary.

850
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 2: It's coming.

851
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 5: It is coming. It's kind of it's crazy to I

852
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 5: always think, like at the moment, we still have leaders

853
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:44,720
Speaker 5: that have names that are like, you know, like Joe

854
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 5: and Michael and whatever, Hillary, Like they're all like they're

855
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 5: like names.

856
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 6: But like one day there will be like a president En.

857
00:44:55,239 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll be Jayden yeah or Smash. Yeah.

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00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 6: It's weird, but it's coming.

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00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 4: It is.

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Speaker 5: I think they're really cool.

861
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, with their backwards hats and they're wrapping you know

862
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 3: those those things.

863
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 6: Those are so cool and they distended bellies full of rice.

864
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 1: He's gotta give us one more.

865
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, let's see, we'll do it.

866
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 2: Feel good. How about we go on a kind of

867
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 2: feel good one?

868
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 3: All right, it doesn't start feel good, but it comes

869
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 3: back around.

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Speaker 2: This was sent in.

871
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:41,360
Speaker 3: By Scott Bowlesby. This was written by the best in

872
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 3: the business, Scott Gleason. A lot of Scott's going on

873
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:47,280
Speaker 3: right now. This was in USA today. Real life aquaman

874
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:52,839
Speaker 3: man survives twenty seven hours at sea following Tonga tsunami.

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00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 1: Oh wow, twenty twenty.

876
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 2: Seven hours at sea. A fifty seven.

877
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:02,320
Speaker 3: Year old Tongan man was forced to swim for twenty

878
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 3: seven hours straight after getting swept out to see last

879
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 3: Saturday during the devastating tsunami. The eruption of the Honga

880
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:14,799
Speaker 3: Tonga Hunga volcano and subsequent tsunami in Tonga last week.

881
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 3: DA damaged village, spoiled drinking water and led to multiple deaths. Tragically,

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Speaker 3: but one of the stories of dramatic escape and survival

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Speaker 3: is with and if I get your name wrong, sir,

884
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Speaker 3: I do apologize. I think it's Lesala Falao Lisala, a

885
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:36,880
Speaker 3: man with a disability who's swimming durability. Durability has garnered

886
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 3: him the name the real life aquaman. Falao, a retired

887
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 3: carpenter who lives in a small island called Atata with

888
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 3: a population of sixty people, woke up and was swept

889
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,240
Speaker 3: out to sea in the evening on Saturday. He recounted

890
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 3: a survival story with the Tonga media, and he said quote,

891
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 3: I just floated. I bashed around by big wave that

892
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 3: just kept coming. Bear in mind that I'm disabled. I

893
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 3: can't even walk proper.

894
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Speaker 1: What wow?

895
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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: So at first, for Lao said, he climbed a tree,

897
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 3: but a big wave came and knocked him out of

898
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,359
Speaker 3: it and pulled him far out to see. He was

899
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Speaker 3: forced to swim all the way to the closest island,

900
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Speaker 3: which looks like it's called Tonga Tapu, and he it

901
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:25,359
Speaker 3: took him twenty seven hours. He swam through the night

902
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 3: Saturday and arrived safely on Sunday. And social media's going

903
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 3: wild for this man. Somebody actually deserves some social media love.

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Speaker 6: Can I can I interrupt quickly?

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00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 4: Ye?

906
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:37,760
Speaker 2: Please?

907
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 6: Do I know I've done that a lot, and I apologize.

908
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: Don't apologize. You are the guest. You can do whatever.

909
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 2: He honored.

910
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:51,479
Speaker 7: Oh that's true. Hey, is it you know the guy

911
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 7: who got stuck he was in the boulder. Is it

912
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 7: called twenty seven hours?

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Speaker 5: Wait? And he had to keep his own arm off?

914
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Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred and twenty seven June twenty.

915
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,919
Speaker 5: Because I was going to say, like, it'd be funny

916
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 5: if they all had a meet up like people who

917
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 5: survived these crazy things, and he's like, yeah, yeah.

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00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,839
Speaker 1: Seven hours long. Yeah, and he's like, oh cool, yeah

919
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: to twenty seven clubs.

920
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Speaker 6: Yeah, he's like, you had to float for a while.

921
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Speaker 5: I had to cut my own arm off me.

922
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Speaker 1: Also, if you cut your own arm off after just

923
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: twenty four twenty one day in three hours, that's like

924
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,399
Speaker 1: you just didn't want your arm.

925
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you wanted it had a tattoo.

926
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Speaker 2: You regretted so much more.

927
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,879
Speaker 1: I think, how long have I been here? One day?

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Speaker 3: I'm out, I'm out. So I think we should name

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Speaker 3: Lisala Falao Banana of the Week. I think this guy

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Speaker 3: gets the banana the week.

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Speaker 5: Oh hell yeah, that's amazing. I used to think that

932
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Speaker 5: when I was little.

933
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Speaker 6: I was like, if there was a big tsunami, couldn't

934
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:49,840
Speaker 6: I just duck dive underneath it?

935
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 5: Like not knowing anything about tsunami's.

936
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:55,399
Speaker 1: Like out of a lot.

937
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah.

938
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Speaker 1: I actually only recently understood, like figured out the difference

939
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Speaker 1: between just like a wave and a tsunami when I

940
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 1: saw a foot when this tsunami hit California, because it

941
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:11,760
Speaker 1: actually hit California and Ventura, and I watched the videos

942
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: and it was just like a high tide that just

943
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:17,320
Speaker 1: didn't stop coming, and it just kept coming, coming, coming,

944
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,319
Speaker 1: coming coming. So I think if you tried to duck dive,

945
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 1: you just.

946
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 9: Keep you know.

947
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,800
Speaker 5: But we all, we all imagined it as a deep impact, single.

948
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 1: Way exactly one way.

949
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we all thought it was one wave. And

950
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 5: I was like, I'll just simply.

951
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 1: Swim through it easy.

952
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 3: I'll put down my magazine and my cocktail.

953
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:42,760
Speaker 2: I will walk and stretch and then I will swim.

954
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, and everyone will will say, look at that girl,

955
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 5: she's amazing taking.

956
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:52,319
Speaker 3: It out, She's going places. Is she on tiktak? How

957
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:53,879
Speaker 3: many vaginas.

958
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:53,880
Speaker 2: Does she have?

959
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 5: And I turn around, I say none, I've actually completely

960
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 5: sealed up. And that was something I chose.

961
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, all right, should I send us home?

962
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 3: Just give us a quickie, give us a little quickie

963
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 3: to wrap it up. To you and Becky, thanks so

964
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 3: so so much for being on bananas.

965
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Speaker 6: Thanks for having me.

966
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 5: Was I okay? Or was I too? Was I a

967
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,720
Speaker 5: bit belligerent? Okay?

968
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 2: You were wonderful.

969
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? You had lots of fun, funny

970
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:27,799
Speaker 1: things to say.

971
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 3: We would love to have you back, if you ever chat.

972
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,320
Speaker 3: I'd love to chat promote if you're coming to the state.

973
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 2: Let us know.

974
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 5: That would be fun. I would love to do that.

975
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 5: I mean, who knows when that will happen again, but

976
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:44,959
Speaker 5: I'll let you know. I also think you guys should

977
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 5: eat a banana at the start of every episode.

978
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 1: I'd like you to this sound, just the sound of

979
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: us eating.

980
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I just think it could help things.

981
00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, like five minutes and it kind of gets caught

982
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 5: in your throat.

983
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:10,760
Speaker 1: And oh yeah, we should do that. Yeah. I started

984
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,799
Speaker 1: it off rude at the top with the woman with

985
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 1: two vaginas. I'm end rude. Here it is. You're ready

986
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: for this is some This is this is an article

987
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 1: I found uh by just continually scrolling down on the

988
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 1: women with two vagina articles. I just kept scrolling down

989
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:32,840
Speaker 1: because the way lad Bible works is the next article

990
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: is just underneath it, and it's just underneath it. And

991
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 1: I was just like scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, and got to

992
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 1: like the tenth one down and found out it came

993
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:43,479
Speaker 1: from a Vice article. So I went to the Vice

994
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 1: article and here is the headline.

995
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 2: I've heard of them.

996
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 1: The guy who played Barney the Dinosaur now runs a

997
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 1: tantric sex business.

998
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 2: Makes perfect sense.

999
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:59,400
Speaker 1: Yes, so the man who was who actually was Barney

1000
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:04,799
Speaker 1: inside is now yeah he can be. And I'll just

1001
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 1: give you this quote. I won't even tell you anything

1002
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:12,720
Speaker 1: about it, but this is one quote from the article.

1003
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: The energy I brought up while in the costume is

1004
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: based on the foundation of tantra, which is love. Everything stems, grows,

1005
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 1: it evolves from love. Even when you have emotionally blocked energy,

1006
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 1: the best way to remove it is to room it

1007
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:31,439
Speaker 1: with love and replace it with God's divine love. Love

1008
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:35,239
Speaker 1: heels and allows you to continue to grow. Yep, that

1009
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 1: was what he just went right. Oh there's a video.

1010
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,319
Speaker 1: Oh there's a video. God. Yeah, so that's what that

1011
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 1: guy's doing.

1012
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 5: Well, hopefully, you know, Bluey doesn't come out as some

1013
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 5: kind of sex mania.

1014
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: We were just talking about blue right before we started recording.

1015
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:56,360
Speaker 1: And I'm a big, big fan of Blue which is

1016
00:52:56,440 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: a blue dog, father Dog. It's a children's show, but

1017
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 1: it's I think one of the best children show. But

1018
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 1: it's from Australia.

1019
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, parents, it's really popular. Sorry, why do you

1020
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 5: think it's so popular? Is he just a good guy?

1021
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: It's it's I think it's a it's very watchable. B

1022
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:22,760
Speaker 1: there's actual episodes that are kind of very artistic, and

1023
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:26,879
Speaker 1: it does it teaches And I didn't realize this until

1024
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 1: I watched like thirty episodes of it, but it like it.

1025
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 1: It is a children's show that actually is intended for

1026
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:35,360
Speaker 1: parents to watch so that they can learn how to

1027
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 1: be better parents. And it's not done in an overhanded way.

1028
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:43,719
Speaker 1: You just like slowly start realizing what a great set

1029
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 1: of parents they are. And then he's like, oh, I

1030
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 1: should do that. And then you start doing things that

1031
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:53,359
Speaker 1: a fucking blue dog suggested that you do. He didn't

1032
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:56,800
Speaker 1: even suggest you did he he just modeled good dad

1033
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 1: behavior for you. And I've definitely become a better dad

1034
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 1: by watching.

1035
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,439
Speaker 5: Bluing and and maybe one day a better lover.

1036
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 1: There we go when.

1037
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:07,360
Speaker 5: If he goes down the sex.

1038
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:10,319
Speaker 6: Are out down the Barnie.

1039
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you know, yeah, keep it open.

1040
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 3: You got to have a second Yeah, you gotta have

1041
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 3: a second chapter in your life.

1042
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 2: Becky, Where can everybody find you? What can you plug away? Podcast?

1043
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 2: Give us the goods?

1044
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 5: Well? Okase? Oh god? Maybe just I have Instagram, so

1045
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 5: usually things go up on that, like touring stuff, and

1046
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 5: I have a podcast called the Becky and cam hotline,

1047
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:41,000
Speaker 5: you know, and it's it's it's funny, I think, and we.

1048
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 2: Can call in. Can I call in from Tahiti?

1049
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1050
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love to.

1051
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,720
Speaker 6: Do you have a problem that needs solving?

1052
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:53,880
Speaker 1: He doesn't have enough some sticking out beside the pizza tubes.

1053
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:00,840
Speaker 6: These Titian sunsets are a little too bright.

1054
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:07,800
Speaker 1: They go for a bit too man. Pepperoni, Pepperoni quirks

1055
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 1: on either side. There it is. That's how you do it.

1056
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 6: I love it all right, Well, thanks for having me, guys.

1057
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 5: It's really nice to hang out.

1058
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, good to see you.

1059
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:19,760
Speaker 2: The joy is ours.

1060
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,840
Speaker 1: Bananas.

1061
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:27,640
Speaker 5: Do I say it? Banana?

1062
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:32,240
Speaker 1: You can? You can, guys, Bananas, I say bananas. Yeah,

1063
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 1: there you go.

1064
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 5: But yeah, bananas.

1065
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:44,080
Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

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00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:46,360
Speaker 1: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

1067
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,959
Speaker 2: Theme music by Kahan, and all.

1068
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:49,880
Speaker 1: Of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

1069
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,840
Speaker 3: You can follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast,

1070
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 3: where we post stories every day and things that we

1071
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 3: don't cover on the podcast.

1072
00:55:56,920 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 1: Listen, subscribe, and please leave us a review on Apple podcast,

1073
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 1: Stitcher or wherever you get your podcast.

1074
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 3: And if you're interested in advertising on Bananas, please email

1075
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 3: us at The Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. That's

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Speaker 3: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.