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Speaker 1: Is anyone in this room traveling over the summer flying anywhere? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I'm actually not not getting on a plane this summer.

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Speaker 3: That's weird.

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Speaker 1: I don't know when our vacations are personally because I

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Speaker 1: don't really read our company emails.

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Speaker 2: But sorry, they were last week.

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Speaker 4: Well I do know this.

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Speaker 1: Contrary to popular belief, when they ask you for ID

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Speaker 1: at airport security, you're not allowed to use your Costco

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Speaker 1: membership call.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just heard about I will say

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Speaker 2: Costco is more stringent on those IDs than the government is. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: very ridiculous. They won't let my husband buy food there

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Speaker 2: because he's not a member only I am whow So.

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Speaker 4: I don't blame Costco.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I see Brook's husband and I'm like, God, he

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Speaker 1: looks kind of sketchy. But I bring it up because

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Speaker 1: people are actually trying to do this. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: use Costco membership cards to get through airport security.

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Speaker 3: I thought we just went to real ID where it

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Speaker 3: was supposed to be even yeah passport.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, with the whole enhanced ID thing happening, you know,

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of rule changes. But Costco members do

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Speaker 1: have a lot of power and prestige, so I can

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Speaker 1: see why they thought maybe this would be valid.

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Speaker 3: I will say, when people have the fancy corporate when

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Speaker 3: don't you have it?

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Speaker 1: Don't you have a highest executive member? But apparently you're

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Speaker 1: not allowed to use it? And TSA is backing up

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Speaker 1: that statement, saying, if you think you're going to board

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Speaker 1: a plane using just a Costco card, think again.

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Speaker 4: Wow, why do people.

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Speaker 2: Think say I'm not buying you anything a bulk?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I thought about it again, and I think it

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Speaker 1: will work.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you won't.

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Speaker 1: Nope, I guess I got a triple thinking like the

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Speaker 1: triple kisses we do. Right before our shotgollar question of

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Speaker 1: the day it was j brookose Alexis lean in triple

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Speaker 1: kiss for social media right now? Wow, Oh we didn't

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Speaker 1: film it. Damn missed opportunity. Well let's keep it going

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Speaker 1: and going over to digital Jake, Jake, and can you

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Speaker 1: please inject some fun into this show besides the triple kiss?

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Speaker 4: Inject On this day in nineteen forty four, the Cincinnati

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Speaker 4: Reds did something absolutely insane. They put a fifteen year

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Speaker 4: old kid on the mound in a Major League baseball game.

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Speaker 4: Whoa that kid's name was Joe Knuxhall, and while most

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Speaker 4: fifteen year olds were busy reading comic books and discovering

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Speaker 4: armpit hair, Joe was striking out grown men and setting

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Speaker 4: MLB records. Wow, he also walked five batters and gave

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Speaker 4: up five runs and lessened an inning.

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Speaker 3: Wow, it's really not good league.

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Speaker 2: Why would they have.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, he's the youngest Major League Baseball player ever.

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Speaker 4: L got me wondering in my think box. What other

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Speaker 4: crazy feats have been achieved by literal children. You'll have

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Speaker 4: to decide during a special Toddler or Fraudler edition of

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Speaker 4: a twenty of twenty. Okay, you say number one through twenty,

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Speaker 4: I'll give you an extraordinary achievement that would seem crazy

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Speaker 4: for a kid to actually do. You have to tell

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Speaker 4: me if that accomplishment was real by saying Toddler or

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Speaker 4: made up by saying Fraudler. Okay, We'll start with the

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Speaker 4: woman who was the youngest person on this show to

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Speaker 4: become a human frozen pizza. That was Alexis six Verse six.

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Speaker 4: Alexis Samantha Lint became the youngest published romance novelist, I'm

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Speaker 4: ten years.

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Speaker 3: Old book Her book hold my juice box.

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Speaker 4: I like you sold forty copies on Amazon before being

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Speaker 4: pulled for inappropriate conduct. Oh cancel a toddler or a fradler.

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Speaker 2: You know I want my romance books. Yeah, I heard

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Speaker 2: of this one. I mean it honestly if you probably

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Speaker 2: would have read Alexis Oreys diaries at that age, I.

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Speaker 1: Mean, do you know that they were sitting up in

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Speaker 1: that tree kiss I in this is I don't doubt that.

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Speaker 2: You could be a good writer at ten. It's where

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Speaker 2: we got pulled.

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Speaker 4: Though, for it appropriate coming. Well, I don't know, fraddler,

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Speaker 4: Lexi says fraudler. She's right. The youngest romance novelist is

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Speaker 4: thirteen year old from India.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, totally makes it.

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Speaker 4: Okay, this it's fine, Brook, it's your turn. Six is

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Speaker 4: off the board.

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 4: Give me. Eighteen eighteen, Brooke nine year old Trevor Rouster

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Speaker 4: became the youngest person testified before Congress to promote his invention,

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Speaker 4: a bluetooth connected fidget spinner that detects lies. Is that

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Speaker 4: a toddler or fraudler?

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Speaker 2: Fast? Did you tell me what ag was?

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Speaker 4: He was nine?

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Speaker 2: He was nine.

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Speaker 4: It spins if you're lying like it goes faster.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I could see the idea being a nine

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Speaker 2: year old's idea, But how would escalate all the way

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Speaker 2: to Congress unless he was like invited on some school trip.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I think that it's toddler. I think

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Speaker 2: it's real.

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Speaker 4: It says toddler. It's not real. Why would a child

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Speaker 4: promote their invention in front of Congress?

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Speaker 2: I know it didn't make sense. I wasn't gonna overthink

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Speaker 2: why he.

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Speaker 4: Did make no flight detecting fidget spinner yet.

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Speaker 2: No, he just said an idea. You didn't say it

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Speaker 4: Jose. It's your turn. Six and eighteen are off the board.

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Speaker 4: It's got twelve Jose. At age six, Mikey Kearney became

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Speaker 4: the youngest person ever enroll in college. Sadly, he chose

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Speaker 4: a word that's major, like anthropology ended up playing hacky

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Speaker 4: sack in the quad. Is that a toddler or a fraudler? Fact?

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Speaker 4: Six is really young? Graduated.

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Speaker 3: I graduated. I went through it and completed it.

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Speaker 2: Just have a six year old know what anthropology is?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I know.

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Speaker 1: He totally wasn't using his time to study, though he

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Speaker 1: was going to all the frat parties at nine years old,

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Speaker 1: hanging out with all the co eds.

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Speaker 4: Maybe he thought it was like the store.

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Speaker 3: Imagine about the cafeteria. All he's eating is cereal and

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Speaker 3: mac and geese.

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Speaker 1: That's true.

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Speaker 4: What's wrong with that? Let's yeah, I.

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Speaker 3: Think six is too young, little guy. I don't think

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Speaker 3: they would allow him to be on campus. I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: say this is a froddler.

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Speaker 4: Jose says fraudler. Yeah, that's toddler. It happened at the

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Speaker 4: University of South Alabama in June and age ten, he

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Speaker 4: had a bachelor's degree in anthropology.

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Speaker 3: That's shame.

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Speaker 2: Oh, mikey, Wow, take a couple four years later.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Jeffrey, six, twelve, and eighteen are off the board.

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Speaker 4: Number eleven eleven Jeffrey. At age eight, Chassie Pennington became

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Speaker 4: the youngest person to win a professional hot dog eating

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Speaker 4: contest after downing twenty two dogs in eight minutes and

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Speaker 4: blacking out in a bounce house. Is that a toddler

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Speaker 4: or a fradler? Fact?

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Speaker 1: Dude blacking out in the bounce house from eating hot.

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Speaker 4: Dogs after I don't police his you know, time away

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Speaker 2: No way you'd hit up a bounce house after.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey, I disagree. It seems like a nice place to

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Speaker 4: lay down.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you gotta get the food farther down into

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Speaker 1: the tummy, bounce it down. Oh man, twenty two hot

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Speaker 1: dogs in a minute? Is that what you say?

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Speaker 4: Ad minutes?

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Speaker 1: Oh eight minutes?

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Speaker 2: Oh much more realist?

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Speaker 4: That's normal amount.

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Speaker 1: I was with you on the twenty two hot dogs.

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Speaker 1: I think an eight year old could do that, but

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Speaker 1: the bounce house right after, I think he would go

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Speaker 1: for the nap instead. I'm gonna say that's fraudler.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey says fraudler got no child has been legally allowed

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Speaker 4: to enter competitive glusy combat. Yes, and that Jeffrey and

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Speaker 4: Alexis have won today's edition up twenty.

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Speaker 2: You do know hot dogs are like the number one

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Speaker 2: choking hazard for children, right, That's.

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Speaker 4: Why you gotta lay down in the bounce house after

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Speaker 4: digest by laying down. I know that firsthand.

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Speaker 1: It's been eating challenge for a reason, broke. The challenge

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Speaker 1: is to stay alive, so Brooks should be the one.

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Speaker 4: Who gets shot.

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Speaker 2: Grapes are also an issue.

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Speaker 4: She's gonna be singing.

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Speaker 1: It's going down by young Jock is going down.

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Speaker 2: In the clube. He's going anywhere you meet me, guaranteed

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Speaker 2: to go.

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Speaker 4: I get the Kirk Cousins vibes when Brook says meet

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Speaker 4: me in the trap.

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Speaker 1: That's your shot collar.

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Speaker 2: Get that references your shot collar.

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Speaker 1: Question of the day, Got your phone tap coming up

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Speaker 1: in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,