Speaker 1: Oh my god, things are going on, guys, very arousing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Happy Tuesday, guys, happy performer, cabest Steal Day, guys, steal Day?
Speaker 1: Did you sell read Best Steal Day on Saturday? This
Speaker 1: time at this long but that things that I feel
Speaker 1: next time you like my ax. It's a good weekend
Speaker 1: to be French. That was my weekend to be French.
Speaker 1: I have a master for of accents. I know, international,
Speaker 1: super spun, international, get it out of personas. I can
Speaker 1: go Russian or Russian or insultingly Latin, Australian, Russian, Baltic. Hello,
Speaker 1: welcome to what except this rose. My name is Artam Moraine.
Speaker 1: I am so excited to be here. First of all,
Speaker 1: I had a delightful weekend in Wisconsin with Helen Hong
Speaker 1: uh at Yeah, some casino, I ken it pronounced your
Speaker 1: name Bonker's Comedy Club. But we had all these fans
Speaker 1: on the podcast came out. It was so exciting. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you get this at comic con or something,
Speaker 1: when people walk up and they start singing the theme
Speaker 1: song and all these ladies would come up and they'd
Speaker 1: go except this role and it just like mikes my
Speaker 1: tailwag with excitement. Um. It happens all the time, and
Speaker 1: at the Supernatural conventions, there's at least one question when
Speaker 1: I have my panel, someone's question. Everyone's asking a question
Speaker 1: that's supernaturally. You know, at least one person is like,
Speaker 1: what's your take on Garretts? You might know him from Supernatural,
Speaker 1: you might know him from his really cute new haircut,
Speaker 1: but more importantly, he is better of the year two
Speaker 1: years running? Will you except this rose? Mr Robert Bet
Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm feeling I'm not worthy this season, but
Speaker 1: I'm doing my best. You know where you gonna really
Speaker 1: take it up a notch in Nashville August Fits. We're
Speaker 1: going left Me and Rob in Nashville, wed in um
Speaker 1: at Zane, He's Nashale see us. Please have any special guest.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get Jordan's. I texted I can't get
Speaker 1: in touch with my number one that I want to get.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get. He's busy. He's got to know.
Speaker 1: It's a Willomina model, you know, you know what it's like.
Speaker 1: The voice that you hear is a man that I
Speaker 1: got a phone call from my mother about this week.
Speaker 1: She has a new crush writer got a new crush,
Speaker 1: Janiverenes new crush. Mr Ralph Garment. If you need a title,
Speaker 1: do you have a title on the on the podcast,
Speaker 1: on this podcast? That's your job? Like I didn't know
Speaker 1: if I've given you one. Okay, it's a padget a
Speaker 1: Secretary of State? Do you want to be like Department
Speaker 1: of Treasury? Do you want to be defense? You want
Speaker 1: to be Homeland Security? How about the interiors? The Interior?
Speaker 1: What does that do? That's the man who takes a
Speaker 1: controls all the wetlands and parks and national monuments that
Speaker 1: she feels very appropriate? What would you aid dry like
Speaker 1: a Cadillac desert women, So you would be like, what
Speaker 1: is the Secretary of the Interior? Secretary of the Interior.
Speaker 1: I'm very well read Ralph the Interior, Mr Ralph Garments. Today,
Speaker 1: not only do we introduce we have Anna Hosnia. Not
Speaker 1: only do we have Katie Levine, we have Scout and
Speaker 1: we have a new dog. We have a dog named
Speaker 1: Bunny with us. Is she a foster? She moving into
Speaker 1: your life? We are still deciding that you just bought
Speaker 1: a house. Maybe you also she's very sweet, she's very
Speaker 1: shy um, She's she like is just standing right now
Speaker 1: because she's not comfortable enough to lay down. She doesn't
Speaker 1: feel relaxed amongst this group of narrow Dowell. I've been
Speaker 1: trying to bring her more places because, like for the
Speaker 1: first we've heard about two weeks now and we just
Speaker 1: kind of were like she was underweight, literally scared of
Speaker 1: her own shadow, and she's finally kind of gaining more confidence.
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to bring her more places now and
Speaker 1: like gin Or like build her for confidence even more.
Speaker 1: She's adorable, Bunny, you do you boo, You just to
Speaker 1: grow your planted honey, do what you gotta do, honey.
Speaker 1: To kick us off, I'd like to read a text
Speaker 1: that I got while I was parallel parking from Janner
Speaker 1: Marine of Little Contra real Estate for all your summer
Speaker 1: rental needs. This is it. It starts with this bacheurette
Speaker 1: notes and it has a colon bacherette bachelorette notes. So
Speaker 1: Glad Colton is gone. He's handsome but lame. Happy that
Speaker 1: Jason is in the mix. However, Buffalo is going. Buffalo
Speaker 1: is going to kill the deal for her. Um, she wrote,
Speaker 1: Everett too bland, She must mean Garrett Everett two plan
Speaker 1: for her. So I guess that means the winner is Clay.
Speaker 1: That's the text I just got from my mother. Do
Speaker 1: you agree with Janner Marine handsome a lame? Jason's in
Speaker 1: the mix Buffalo is gonna kill I don't think it's
Speaker 1: Buffalo that's going to kill it. Everett's too bland and
Speaker 1: racist et Okay, so let's start. Yeah, I think she's right.
Speaker 1: I think just by just by process of elimination, I
Speaker 1: think she's right. I like how she worked through her
Speaker 1: process on her text. This was a good God, like
Speaker 1: a wall with red string going from different tacks and
Speaker 1: pictures and photos, and I think he sits there, She's
Speaker 1: just unshowered, just been staring at it for a week.
Speaker 1: Best case scenario, I think the reality it might be
Speaker 1: more like Season one Stranger things like lights Christmas lights,
Speaker 1: and there's like it's like a light of there's photos,
Speaker 1: and there's strings and it's like chicken wings. Yeah, all
Speaker 1: through every there's everytt there's like a demigorgan doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: Everett has its own shrine in my brother's room. I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: this is a good episod. I just want to stay.
Speaker 1: And somebody tweeted us this, but like, this is jumping
Speaker 1: to the end, but could it? Is Tia the biggest
Speaker 1: cock blocker that has ever like fucking my wife was
Speaker 1: furious a move. That's what my wife I defended her,
Speaker 1: defended and how because here's what happens. First of all,
Speaker 1: they're all in this weird, incestuous ship show of a
Speaker 1: reality show storm, right, And so Tia and Colton had
Speaker 1: this thing, whatever it was. And then as she realized
Speaker 1: Colton was going further along in the process, that's when
Speaker 1: she started to recognize he actually had feelings for this guy,
Speaker 1: and so she felt like she had to speak up.
Speaker 1: Here's what I want to say, though I think she
Speaker 1: was saying, you have three other men? I got this
Speaker 1: one that I like just putting that out there. Here's
Speaker 1: my two cents on this one. I feel like I
Speaker 1: get the feeling that who are it's all you know,
Speaker 1: it's all edited before, like they've already been proposed to
Speaker 1: before where they start airing the first one, so she's
Speaker 1: not watching any of this. I think they know who's
Speaker 1: one so they can mislead in the edit. And I
Speaker 1: also feel like if I were Becca, Tia could have
Speaker 1: said that so many weeks ago or months ago, she
Speaker 1: asked him, maybe there'll be another guy there that she
Speaker 1: would have liked. But it seems like she didn't really
Speaker 1: recognize her own feelings for this guy until he got
Speaker 1: closer and closer to d day. Are you saying that
Speaker 1: it's just a different reality, because like in the real world,
Speaker 1: if if your friend is dating essentially dating this guy,
Speaker 1: we know she didn't bang him, right, Oh that right,
Speaker 1: talking about I should really mention it. I think that
Speaker 1: wouldn't Tia go like, you know what, I'm gonna hold
Speaker 1: out and see how this thing plays out and not
Speaker 1: say anything just because they're I think because she's in
Speaker 1: this world where everybody is interviewed about all their feelings
Speaker 1: all the time and nothing gets held in. There is
Speaker 1: no privacy and there is no reality. I think it
Speaker 1: warps their mind thinking that they can just blurt out
Speaker 1: whatever feeling at any given moment. I don't think it's real.
Speaker 1: It's not just she was a total cop block unless, like,
Speaker 1: unless we find out that they're dating. Now, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think she wasn't bing was cocked by the way,
Speaker 1: that's the one thing she wasn't blocking. Apparently he doesn't
Speaker 1: know how sex works because he has to ask Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison about that. Oh my god, that was We'll look
Speaker 1: at that. I'm walking up in a panic. I have
Speaker 1: to do, Christopher not to have sex? Can please? Please? Please?
Speaker 1: Can I not have a crazy theory? What if Okay,
Speaker 1: I came up with this all last night. I'm the
Speaker 1: one at the red string now, like, okay, what I know?
Speaker 1: What if Colton was like Tia, I'm gonna try and
Speaker 1: make it far. But before if I if I have
Speaker 1: the if I almost get to fantasy suits, you gotta
Speaker 1: step in and reveal your feelings. So I get off,
Speaker 1: but I also get all that tell is a screen time.
Speaker 1: But then I'm able to, you know, just get out
Speaker 1: before I have to. I don't know your beautiful mind
Speaker 1: and b is I'll just say I'm a version. I
Speaker 1: can't do Fantasis about Yeah, on a plane to Paradise
Speaker 1: and Paradise. They're both going to Paradise. By all accounts,
Speaker 1: they get quite friendly in Paradise. Really, Oh does he
Speaker 1: finally lose it? Okay, that's a whole another show. When
Speaker 1: do we know so that you know that they get
Speaker 1: friendly in Paradise? Yes, but that's literally all I know
Speaker 1: is that they spend a God, they look like they're
Speaker 1: having something romantic going up. But I'm not saying that
Speaker 1: they're boning or anything. They just look cuddly. I hope
Speaker 1: they are. Okay, here we go Hometown week. This is
Speaker 1: when it gets good to me, hometown. My wife says
Speaker 1: that all the time. It's when they start to lose me,
Speaker 1: especially this season. I don't give a rats as with
Speaker 1: any of these people, don't care about their family. But
Speaker 1: I feel like at least now is when the game
Speaker 1: gets interesting because I still don't know who's gonna win now,
Speaker 1: because because in the beginning they all look the same,
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait, who who is that? Now? I know
Speaker 1: who's who. I don't care, but I know. And the
Speaker 1: families are interesting to see at least where they're coming.
Speaker 1: I mean, just to see Garrett with the planning, the tomatoes,
Speaker 1: the whole thing. I was fascinated. Could you picture yourself here?
Speaker 1: So we started out. We started out. We're in California,
Speaker 1: somewhere Montiga, California, Anta California. It's one of the bigger
Speaker 1: red zones in central California, definitely by the Sacramento Delta
Speaker 1: area farm. Okay, and like especially like I still because
Speaker 1: I drive that. You see this to the farmers for
Speaker 1: Trump signs everywhere. Yeah, it's like right, a little there. Okay,
Speaker 1: So he ran up to greet her, and he ran
Speaker 1: like a real dummy the way he ran. He ran
Speaker 1: like Garrett acting like an idiot. I could count and
Speaker 1: listen one handles in one hand, two fingers, how many
Speaker 1: times I get down to depressed? Did I bother you?
Speaker 1: Like tomatoes? He really there's something wrong with each is weird.
Speaker 1: He's with this guy, Charlie, the janitor after the pill
Speaker 1: woar off in the in the amaze any longer. I've
Speaker 1: never read Algernon, but let the movie Charlie with Cliff
Speaker 1: Robertson short bridged version. Okay, I will runt that, but
Speaker 1: I do feel like he's been kicked in the head
Speaker 1: by a horse. And now that I knew we grew
Speaker 1: up on a f farm. But he's okay. So then
Speaker 1: they're like driving. He's like, this is how you play
Speaker 1: the tatoes, which I actually found interested. He's like moving Carlos, Carlos.
Speaker 1: That's the only time he's like, Carlos, get the funk
Speaker 1: out of the way the part and he's like in
Speaker 1: like driving lovers Port carlos Port. Carlos is like, I'm
Speaker 1: not getting paid enough for this ship. I have to
Speaker 1: drive your I felt bad for Carlos and the Zamboni
Speaker 1: driver in Buffalo. Oh my god, yeah, Carlos, and he's like,
Speaker 1: can you picture yourself? She's like, maybe with a beer, right.
Speaker 1: She goes. She goes about playing some tomatoes while you're
Speaker 1: back here too. By the way, how long a stretch
Speaker 1: of row was going by when they're just chatting and
Speaker 1: there's no tomato plants going in the ground. The wasting
Speaker 1: Carlos is touch right. She goes, He goes a couple
Speaker 1: of kids. She goes, drive me baby. So she's like
Speaker 1: straddling him on the tractor. She goes, He's got those
Speaker 1: big brown eyes, dark hair, broad shoulders. He's the hot dad.
Speaker 1: He's a Salter Earth kind of guy. And I just thought,
Speaker 1: and then he had a rose plant, which I thought
Speaker 1: was sweet, like rosebush, a rosebush. You're not a farm girl,
Speaker 1: I can tell her up next to a farm a
Speaker 1: rose plants. I grew up next to a farm, but
Speaker 1: I was moving into a cat you know, I had
Speaker 1: to play dress up. So she reminded him of his
Speaker 1: dad a hunting fish and uh, and his family was
Speaker 1: acting so victimized, like when he went through what she
Speaker 1: did to him. He's married for like two months. Has
Speaker 1: his ex wife spoken out like she's just been trapped
Speaker 1: and I would love for them to bring her on
Speaker 1: like after the final rose or something. Yeah, she said,
Speaker 1: I had to tell him what to do. Look at him.
Speaker 1: Did you hear under the tree he's talking about? He said,
Speaker 1: and that the last person I brought home with the
Speaker 1: girl that I married and got divorced to divorce. He said,
Speaker 1: don't get divorced to someone. Okay, you get married to someone,
Speaker 1: you get divorced from someone. I'm married her and got
Speaker 1: divorced to her. I did her best. Do you guys
Speaker 1: think he's going to make it to the final two? No?
Speaker 1: I fear he will. She loves him. I don't know why,
Speaker 1: but she is obsessed with him. Does she know his
Speaker 1: political she doesn't? She Beau when this we all find
Speaker 1: out after the show came out talk politics. She learns
Speaker 1: conversation in the fantasy suite. There should be like a
Speaker 1: world map and like a globe and some policy papers.
Speaker 1: And I think Steve said last week like his whole
Speaker 1: family is probably ice agents. She walks in the gears,
Speaker 1: you know, Oh god, poor Carlos, Carlo, Carlos face out
Speaker 1: place driving Carlos. So then um, so then something isn't
Speaker 1: adding up, like it's like they're just she's like, you know,
Speaker 1: the family values just no longer aligned. And then so
Speaker 1: that the mom he was talking about his ex wife.
Speaker 1: He said it was her way or she got upset,
Speaker 1: it's just the whole thing. And the mom goes, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be no holds bar, and I thought, that's not
Speaker 1: the right, that's not the right. Welcome the no holds bo.
Speaker 1: What can I get for you? I'm gonna get divorced
Speaker 1: to you. I'm gonna get divorced to you. And I
Speaker 1: have a rhose plant over here for you. It's that
Speaker 1: whole family I think it is. It's not exactly Rhodes scholars.
Speaker 1: And then it's a family of people whose eyes are
Speaker 1: a bit far apart. Yes, dad, what was that sign
Speaker 1: he made? He went like this or something. My guy
Speaker 1: a whole entrance and like dangning out with each other.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. This sister twins to him, and the
Speaker 1: sister she's like, oh my god, you guys are twins
Speaker 1: saying what you said? Brother? The other brother was talking
Speaker 1: about the brother, I thought, and the dad looked so
Speaker 1: much alike I did, but I think she was talking
Speaker 1: about the mother. Sister had the worst cry ever. In fact,
Speaker 1: here we go, ready, we didn't catch that. And this
Speaker 1: woman didn't like leave him in a bath up ice
Speaker 1: after she took his kidney out one night, right, And
Speaker 1: he wasn't one of those scenarios. They just broke up.
Speaker 1: That's all that happened. Divorced. It happens all the time,
Speaker 1: all the time. You will get divorced. It's okay, people.
Speaker 1: Mom was like, and he turned to me and said,
Speaker 1: am I making the right decision? It was the hardest
Speaker 1: day of my life. Why to me? The fact that
Speaker 1: that moment is what broke his mom. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't get what is happening. I can't imagine. I feel
Speaker 1: like they're really scared. They're like, look, Garrett's really sometimes
Speaker 1: he just walks and falls into ditches and we don't
Speaker 1: find him for weeks, and they's just in there. He
Speaker 1: doesn't know how to get out, and Carlos the oven
Speaker 1: open and the house burned out, and he doesn't know
Speaker 1: why they let him live by himself and Reno. That's right.
Speaker 1: And that was when it went awry was they came
Speaker 1: to visit and the girlfriend wanted to do or the
Speaker 1: wife wanted to her thing. Yeah, him away, just the
Speaker 1: whole thing. It's like, look, I'm sure she had her quirks,
Speaker 1: but like that, but like they are painting as if
Speaker 1: it was like Jeffrey Durst, right, jeff Robert robertspre a
Speaker 1: little bit getting a pedicure once on in Beverly Hill,
Speaker 1: which was fancy interesting than the entire episode. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I also saw Serena Williams was at the same place.
Speaker 1: But then I realized that that manicure place started to
Speaker 1: call TMZ, so like there would always be TMZ people.
Speaker 1: So do you think someone like fred Durst play did
Speaker 1: that on purpose? Walk away? No, who wants a sandwich
Speaker 1: packing up people just for somebody, for somebody to suck
Speaker 1: that life out of you. It just kills me. And
Speaker 1: so I'm a mother bear, I'm a mother cub. I
Speaker 1: protect my little baby cubs. I don't want him going
Speaker 1: down that squirrel again. Squirrel in trees, you know, Okay,
Speaker 1: there's no squirrel there's a squirrel nest. You know, Katie
Speaker 1: looks surprised. No, I think so when yeahs trust sirrel
Speaker 1: knows the nest. It's like how the leaves? Yeah, how
Speaker 1: do you know all this stuff? I live on a
Speaker 1: Planet's keep my eyes open. Wait a minute. Raccoons have nests. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a tree dwellers. It looks big. Raccoons are very big
Speaker 1: and cute. But what is r want? The raccoons nest
Speaker 1: the squirrel nest? Okay, I think she I think rabbit
Speaker 1: holes more. You know, the squirrel hole. So how don't
Speaker 1: wearing on the squirrel? You can't help your own child.
Speaker 1: We have similar backgrounds, we have deep values. And then
Speaker 1: he mouth kissed his mother. He mouth kissed his mother.
Speaker 1: He mouth kissed his mother. You couldn't pay me enough
Speaker 1: to give my father even a firm hand share. He
Speaker 1: kissed his mother. Well, that's what it is. I mean
Speaker 1: her mouth kissed your mother over the age of ten. Yes,
Speaker 1: what do you still she's passed? Did your mouth stop kissing?
Speaker 1: Have you? Did your mouth kiss her to the end? Yes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not like there's a peck. I mean it wasn't.
Speaker 1: It was never you know, there's no tongues or anything.
Speaker 1: Just kiss on the lips. It was not it was God.
Speaker 1: Families are more kissing. Some families have warmth. How do
Speaker 1: you get into combinations? Where is your where was your wound?
Speaker 1: But you know that Garrett was breastfeeding until two, like
Speaker 1: two years ago. Oh my god, you know, mommy, mommy hungry.
Speaker 1: Kurt brown A or I saw him do stin every something,
Speaker 1: and he did. He breasted until he was like seven,
Speaker 1: and then he started and then he started smoking literally
Speaker 1: when he was like nine. He was just to add up.
Speaker 1: I started smoking two years breastfeeding. It was one of
Speaker 1: the funniest things I've ever seen. I don't even X
Speaker 1: two years. It was an amazing I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's some one of his specials or if you could
Speaker 1: look it up, but that's Kurt brown A, so fucking funny. Okay.
Speaker 1: So then the dad as the dad, his mom was like,
Speaker 1: I love you, and then the dad walks up and
Speaker 1: like as he's leaving, the dad kind of like a douche.
Speaker 1: She pretends to have special needs. He's like to like
Speaker 1: that was weirdchiev Like, are you doing man? That right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I saw it. I was like, Okay, let's move this along.
Speaker 1: He just thoughts like, you know, that's his dad. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: you think that's funny. He wasn't incredibly inappropriate, and that
Speaker 1: makes you go, oh, that's the guy that does like
Speaker 1: the inappropriate joke. His dad's probably behind a shoulder, like yeah,
Speaker 1: like that one that you're right making fun of women
Speaker 1: or kids. There's a side that we're not hearing about this,
Speaker 1: like ex wife situation where it's like the mom tried
Speaker 1: to kill me, so I, oh my god, Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is a tough speak. I say, let her speak the
Speaker 1: tomato mulch. Now she's in the squirrel hole. Red Durst
Speaker 1: years ago, and his speech to his mom talking about
Speaker 1: how much he loved her sounded like a kid coming
Speaker 1: home from camp talking about a canoe or something. He
Speaker 1: was like, and then we went to the Bahamas and
Speaker 1: then I said how much I loved her and I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe. And then she said and then it was
Speaker 1: like unbelievable about she much. She looked at me and
Speaker 1: she was like so honest with me. And then we
Speaker 1: went to the thing and then I kissed. Yeah. It
Speaker 1: was like this long, rambling sort of child want to
Speaker 1: make sure to see who the noun was, who who
Speaker 1: was talking about. He just started recounting this series of
Speaker 1: events in one long sentence between between Colton bringing up
Speaker 1: his virginity to his mother and then Garrett doing that
Speaker 1: thing and then ending up with a mouse kist on
Speaker 1: his mother. Like this year we didn't get any crazy
Speaker 1: ones like Brian's mom or Joejoe's mom, which I love.
Speaker 1: I love off the Road crazy month, But I did
Speaker 1: feel like these guys all behave like lunatics with their moms.
Speaker 1: What is going on here? They're very soft man, these
Speaker 1: are Yeah, they're some big man. They're big and they're
Speaker 1: sock Yeah. Well go ahead, let's hear the the what's
Speaker 1: his name? The third one, Blake, Blake and his mom
Speaker 1: have ad It was amazing. So now we're in Buffalo,
Speaker 1: were Jason. We're at the anchor no one ever the
Speaker 1: anchor bar Buffalo style chicken wings and they have to
Speaker 1: do a eat these wings, eat these wings, and it
Speaker 1: was just she was grossed out. And then next to
Speaker 1: them people just chowing down chicken wings. Wings, by the way,
Speaker 1: not what she was doing, you know, she didn't want
Speaker 1: to eat it. And then they were like pretending to
Speaker 1: put like ranch dressing on each other's faces. And she
Speaker 1: was like, so like, no ranch dressing in Buffalo. I
Speaker 1: know she knew it. And they were like, how did
Speaker 1: she know? Someone gave her that? Oh my god. They
Speaker 1: were like really And it was like a pamphlet when
Speaker 1: you come into the city. I think that says it
Speaker 1: on there. Yeah. Ok. It was something about a city
Speaker 1: that is so aggressive about condiments, like I just saw
Speaker 1: that thing about Chicago. Put a sign up that's like,
Speaker 1: no catch up. It's like, go fuck yourself. Okay. That
Speaker 1: was really annoying to me. I was like, Buffalo, you
Speaker 1: Buffalo rats dress. It's like, I mean truly. And it
Speaker 1: was something about all these sort of like white people
Speaker 1: tasty white people are gonna cuss cash yes, the check
Speaker 1: as jack as no ras Buffalo cuss cuss gass guss.
Speaker 1: The world's were zombies, the world's whitest fratties like her
Speaker 1: vagina just dried up like a nature documentary. It's like
Speaker 1: and then the land lost all its water. Um. And
Speaker 1: then he recounted the story about putting food on each
Speaker 1: other's faces like it was the funniest story ever. Laugh.
Speaker 1: I thought I'd cry that whole family just lost their
Speaker 1: minds over that story. What I did? I just tell
Speaker 1: them how you got that stuff on your face? He
Speaker 1: put it on there, He rubbed out their hair. A right,
Speaker 1: kiss cress, Chris, Yes, chriss dress honey board up the windows.
Speaker 1: Here they come, showing down, showing down. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: What's your take on him? I like him. I like him.
Speaker 1: He's a good guy. I in order for me to
Speaker 1: make out with him, I need to wash his hair
Speaker 1: and re style at hockey hair. Yeah, let's hide the
Speaker 1: widow's peak. Maybe a little, it's a bit too Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a little Ralph macho karate kid for me. But
Speaker 1: I feel that if I could groom him, wash him,
Speaker 1: groom him, have him bathed and brought to your tents.
Speaker 1: I I don't. He's not my type, but I feel
Speaker 1: like there's definitely. I think he's a good guy, and
Speaker 1: I think he's gonna I think he's not gonna win,
Speaker 1: and I think he's gonna thrive in Paradise. He's gonna
Speaker 1: be like Adam and Raven in Paradise. My favorite part
Speaker 1: of him was his gay brother. Yes, agreed, Like that's
Speaker 1: the guy. I want to follow him. Around with the camera.
Speaker 1: Seems like an interesting, intelligent fellow. Well, Jason, I think
Speaker 1: is actually my favorite, Like of all, I liked the family.
Speaker 1: I thought, yeah, he's like a normal guy. I think
Speaker 1: he would actually treat her well. I actually think he
Speaker 1: is there for the reasonably motionally well balanced. I think
Speaker 1: for the most he's sweet. I thought he was cute
Speaker 1: when he was hockey playing the zamboni driver when they
Speaker 1: when they were on the rink and they were like
Speaker 1: making out in the zamboni for those of you who
Speaker 1: didn't grow up in New England, and that's the ice
Speaker 1: clearing thing. The guy looked like he wanted to be
Speaker 1: anywhere but there, of course he did. Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: very unsafe. That's how he lost three or your fingers
Speaker 1: isn't circle in Philadelphia? That is so crazy? Did they go?
Speaker 1: They go, yeah, yeah, Buffalo for me, hecause you're the
Speaker 1: cool hockey mom and your blood Baxter. And then he
Speaker 1: gave her a good kiss. You thought that was buffalo
Speaker 1: like Vexter. Yeah, hey, i'd stare. I don't want to
Speaker 1: make out that. I don't want to make out with that.
Speaker 1: So then he has a gay brother. I think is
Speaker 1: this her first gay brother, like a first gay brother
Speaker 1: on this show, one with with his partner there with him.
Speaker 1: I loved it. And then he spoke so like, these
Speaker 1: are the couple that I look up to. Like, I
Speaker 1: loved it because, like, you know, you're running out a
Speaker 1: runway here. If you're not going to say you care
Speaker 1: about this girl, what you know? What are you Waiting's
Speaker 1: amazing advice anyone's giving it. You're running out a runway
Speaker 1: was the best phrasing because he was like, I think
Speaker 1: about it all the time. I'm wondering where she was
Speaker 1: down that squirrel hall. Make sure you're gonna fred Is
Speaker 1: gonna get you. You gotta got on the runway. What
Speaker 1: did you think of it? Anna? I love that the
Speaker 1: brother was great and his partner was husty husband. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were great. I was like, okay, well we need
Speaker 1: to show about them. He thought the brother with him
Speaker 1: talking to each other was a little bit like Steve
Speaker 1: Urkel and Steve or Kell. To me, they looked so
Speaker 1: much glasses. It was like that weird split screen thing
Speaker 1: they do with sitcoms when the guy's playing both roles,
Speaker 1: but he's kind of talking to himself a bit. Adam
Speaker 1: and Stewart, Adam and Stewart and all my children. You
Speaker 1: know what, do you think they were twins two Adam
Speaker 1: and Stewart. No, no, no, I think they were just brothers.
Speaker 1: And Katie, you've watched from the very beginning. Is this
Speaker 1: the first gay in law? I couldn't remember any other.
Speaker 1: That's exciting, Like I really couldn't. I don't know. Did
Speaker 1: you make out with Jason, Katie? I'm liking him more
Speaker 1: every single week. He's the only one who's moving up
Speaker 1: on me. A little boring and basic, but like I
Speaker 1: liked his family the most, like their house, them because
Speaker 1: they were the most normal. They would chose. Mom just
Speaker 1: seemed like a normal mom. I was, yeah, that's like
Speaker 1: my mom. Yeah, they weren't normal nicely, they were just
Speaker 1: like they were cool. And it's like like, obviously they're
Speaker 1: accepting people, and they probably didn't vote for Trump, so
Speaker 1: that's like a real pre plus. Yeah. Yeah, like Garrett's family.
Speaker 1: But there's nothing gets the family. But there was that
Speaker 1: awkward shot where there's a full steak, a full plate
Speaker 1: of food and the moms like, well, but I have
Speaker 1: a little talks. Production never let them eat all showed down,
Speaker 1: which There's the one thing I liked about Ari because
Speaker 1: he was so entitled. He's so used to being like
Speaker 1: the son of like a successful athlete and a rich
Speaker 1: kid with like it's like a real estate asia with
Speaker 1: one client, which is his parents, and that he would
Speaker 1: just like like almost like are you gonna finish? That?
Speaker 1: Just showed down like just the entitled pleasant like I'm pleasant.
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell everyone I love him. I'm them all.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna switch for the ladies. I don't want to
Speaker 1: eat your chicken wings with ranch a blood cheese, all right,
Speaker 1: So there we go. So he goes, I am after its.
Speaker 1: He pulls her outside, and the mom goes, go for
Speaker 1: your heart, listen to your heart. And then afterwards he goes,
Speaker 1: I am so insanely wildly in love with you. That
Speaker 1: was really good. He hasn't said yet. I thought. I mean,
Speaker 1: she liked that. She loves it when people say that,
Speaker 1: they all do, they all do. I would panic. I
Speaker 1: would even that she's going to have to say it
Speaker 1: back to someone. She just loves taking you that sponge
Speaker 1: that yeah, that would make me go fuck. I can
Speaker 1: only say it back to one. I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 1: You say I'm falling. Rachel was she got that stone face. Look,
Speaker 1: that's that damage. That's where the damage that's from the
Speaker 1: recent are give me more. That would just make me
Speaker 1: panic because I would go, I'm going to hurt three
Speaker 1: of you exactly bad time. Jason also used the garden
Speaker 1: protect my Heart, which is a recycled lines in the
Speaker 1: batch or a lot of people do the I want
Speaker 1: someone who's gonna guard and protect my right the guard
Speaker 1: and protect my heart. Somebody, dude, one time, Garden protect
Speaker 1: my heart. It's like it's like a line from the
Speaker 1: bat and like it was an ironically just thrown out
Speaker 1: by Jason. It's amazing how it's it's the same thing
Speaker 1: every season, but like I guess that's similar. I don't
Speaker 1: watch sports, but it's like the same rules of the
Speaker 1: game and it's with the different players. As long as
Speaker 1: I don't know how it ends, it's still thrilling the
Speaker 1: minute visits like the first round of the playoffs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like that. It's like sweet sixteen. We're moving to
Speaker 1: the Grade eight next week. Yeah, hi girl, Notre Dame
Speaker 1: is going all the way this year. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say grade at okay and Terrible Twos, The Horny, for
Speaker 1: the Fears, for First, for Fear, for Funny, for you
Speaker 1: Got It, Boxing, for Fire for So. Now we're in Bailey,
Speaker 1: Colorado and it's snowing like crazy, and she goes, he's
Speaker 1: in love with me bleast time I thought, and the
Speaker 1: feelings are reciprocated. I just haven't told him. If she
Speaker 1: doesn't pick him, what could go wrong? I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: if she doesn't pick him. The editors, it makes me
Speaker 1: feel like they wouldn't that it edit that in if
Speaker 1: she actually picked him. I feel like she's not going
Speaker 1: to pick him now. Yeah, I thinking that's the distraction
Speaker 1: that it's I think so because I feel like it's
Speaker 1: so obvious, why would they edit that in? And so
Speaker 1: it's going to be extra devastating when she walks out
Speaker 1: with Garrett at the end and they have to be,
Speaker 1: especially after he gave her his personal House of Horrors tour,
Speaker 1: which you don't get a lot of in The Bachelor.
Speaker 1: Let me take you to the place where everything bad
Speaker 1: ever happened to me in life. Let's walk through that
Speaker 1: on Oh my god, Oh god, that was weird. It
Speaker 1: was a Halloween horror haunt. So they go to the
Speaker 1: can Black Canyon High School and that was tough at first.
Speaker 1: He goes, I haven't been here in six or seven years,
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking, why would you have been that back
Speaker 1: that recently? Like how old are you? Like when did
Speaker 1: you graduate? It's like you're like almost thirty? Why why
Speaker 1: were you there six years? Time to go? But then
Speaker 1: he brought her to the Hall of Fame, which he
Speaker 1: was on, and then we start feeling we started learning.
Speaker 1: Here it comes mom rooms, has mom banged the bach
Speaker 1: to the basketball? By the way, did you see the
Speaker 1: basketball coach? Did you see him at the end? He
Speaker 1: looked like little Alerty dude, the bald guy. He didn't
Speaker 1: say anything. Oh wait, not not at the high school.
Speaker 1: At the house of the couch next to momitor hair
Speaker 1: of helmet, Oh my, I'm sorry, Like wow, wow, that's like,
Speaker 1: first of all, the color that doesn't exist in n
Speaker 1: and who cuts their hair like that? Like, I mean,
Speaker 1: was she did she have the cold? Children? Note? What's
Speaker 1: Colton's mom had? The cold? Shoulder to the hair was
Speaker 1: like I I it was just all of it. They
Speaker 1: cut the color actually had to run into Gene Simmons
Speaker 1: and Beverly Hill like that. It was Tod's colors. She
Speaker 1: went in and to give me the rock and roll
Speaker 1: all night and party the color. My dad dies his
Speaker 1: hand and we're always like, just let it go, dude,
Speaker 1: your dad said me. A video of her dad drunk
Speaker 1: wine dancing in the yard with his friends this week
Speaker 1: and his dad. I discovered that on my own Facebook
Speaker 1: feed when I was scrolling through, and I was like,
Speaker 1: dad and his dad is a very best friend. And
Speaker 1: they both dressed identically every day. They talk and hang
Speaker 1: out every day and play chess and they back, they
Speaker 1: get drunk and depths in the yard. Retired life. It is.
Speaker 1: You need to see that, you can go ahead and
Speaker 1: marry there. They love each other, they are inseparable. They
Speaker 1: grow up together. Yeah, they came here from me on Wow.
Speaker 1: So there and then just like drink five bottles of
Speaker 1: wine in a minute. I was on board my dad
Speaker 1: so like like as not my dad, I'm like I
Speaker 1: can this is freaking fantastic. But the Weasley little guy
Speaker 1: next to mind, that is the that's not the casting.
Speaker 1: In my head, when he was telling the basketball coach story,
Speaker 1: I thought that she left the real Yeah, she left
Speaker 1: like the hot guy for Wallace Shawn my wife when
Speaker 1: he was by, like wal really dad was hot and
Speaker 1: like reasonable and well yeah and ship and the lady
Speaker 1: and Mrs Jean Simmons. I was like, I gotta get
Speaker 1: at it with Wallace Shan Nuts. That was your absolutely
Speaker 1: a family was confusing. He good casting right there because
Speaker 1: they surprised you in that same that's what threat exactly?
Speaker 1: Do you think he was like, mom, he's not allowed
Speaker 1: to talk. Okay, yeah, the couch lewis Yeah. How recent
Speaker 1: did that all go down? Do you? So? He was
Speaker 1: like fourteen? So how old is he in high school?
Speaker 1: Like fourteen years ago? That's crazy, right? I Also, I
Speaker 1: mean I understand getting like you know, your parents getting
Speaker 1: divorce is hard, but he kept like kind of looping
Speaker 1: it in with the school shooting and the school there,
Speaker 1: iss like, yeah, why would you take her there? Why
Speaker 1: is that the first stop on the tour? Okay, this
Speaker 1: is where my heart was crushed with my parents got divorced.
Speaker 1: Almost bought it. When the guy was shooting bullets and
Speaker 1: his first date, all he did was all he did
Speaker 1: was bond over Like I was heartbroken too. She was
Speaker 1: in the shower and I looked on her phone and
Speaker 1: he has a full trauma bond like he feels like
Speaker 1: he loves it. It's it's here again, any listeners out there,
Speaker 1: it's easy. Look, we all have our wounds. Don't lead.
Speaker 1: It's not what makes you lovable. Don't lead with your wound.
Speaker 1: Leak it out later, like just go we'll get to
Speaker 1: you know, think tap dance around it well, but like
Speaker 1: but to try. I think people think that's what's going
Speaker 1: to make them lovable and make somebody feel sorry for
Speaker 1: them and make them their hurt go away because everything
Speaker 1: is heightened drama with this guy. And my wife was saying,
Speaker 1: you know, that's how he's gonna argue too, if like
Speaker 1: you're run out of bread or something, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: there's no I know, it's going to make jokes. To
Speaker 1: know he can't roll everything. Here's a major adage that
Speaker 1: is not here. Then if you try to be calmed
Speaker 1: down and he's like, you know, I was involved in
Speaker 1: a school shooting. Oh I got the school shooting. School shooting.
Speaker 1: So then Mom's boys comes over the intercom, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: apparently it was actually really bad, like somebody sent me
Speaker 1: a link like it was one of those bad school shootings.
Speaker 1: But like he may he played it down like that.
Speaker 1: It was. It was. It was horrif. The producers were
Speaker 1: like keep it tight, keep it tight, and then sting
Speaker 1: that and she goes, thank you for sharing that. And
Speaker 1: then they walk in and then it's like an explosion
Speaker 1: of lights in their face and she goes, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And in my mind she thought it was pink. But
Speaker 1: she goes, who my favorite singer all time? And she
Speaker 1: knew every word Betty. I'm really out of it. I
Speaker 1: never heard of I have no idea. I texted my
Speaker 1: friend and I was like, who is that? It was
Speaker 1: like her mom, her boyfriend, who like you know, like
Speaker 1: in like like Spotify or something. What's the was like
Speaker 1: she knew who she was. I had no idea what
Speaker 1: she genuinely liked. She was like, oh my god, it
Speaker 1: is everywhere number one, like this is it? She fan
Speaker 1: girls out to Betty who it was a dormle. It
Speaker 1: was actually cute to see that she was legitimately like
Speaker 1: they clearly found out that's her favorite singer and to
Speaker 1: make her dreams come true. It was like Betty whose
Speaker 1: dreams come true that time time, biggest night, and Betty
Speaker 1: whose life her tail was wagging like Becca's tail was wagging. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, and he's got his Okay. Someone tweeted us
Speaker 1: that her backup dancer looked like Chris with bleached hair,
Speaker 1: like he was like sneaking back that it did look
Speaker 1: a little surprised to be up there. It's like you're
Speaker 1: not quite sure what the steps were. Also was like
Speaker 1: they're in school. I think she was like four months pregnant,
Speaker 1: but that skirtch something was happening. It wasn't weird, it
Speaker 1: was something was happening, and it felt like it was
Speaker 1: like Adidas tennis shorts, Like there was like kept she
Speaker 1: shouldn't be dancing at this stage of the pregnancy. I
Speaker 1: didn't know. It's like that's safe for the baby. I
Speaker 1: just was concerned through the whole song. It was really
Speaker 1: I felt like at first I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's pink. Like at first I thought because the way
Speaker 1: she reacted was as if it was pink. He was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god, it is. I'm like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: it doesn't quite look like pink, but I guess it
Speaker 1: must be pink. And like it's my favorite singer, Betty Who.
Speaker 1: They can't break tradition on that show, bringing you a
Speaker 1: long list of musical accident that no one's ever heard.
Speaker 1: I was confused. Side note she's Australian apparently. Look how
Speaker 1: side note? How excited were we by all of the
Speaker 1: Bachelor of Paradise ads. They're so good? Yuki and Wells
Speaker 1: are the vats? Are the bar? Did you watch? Did
Speaker 1: you watch The Winner Games? Yes? Absolutely? Okay, Yuki's the bartender. Great.
Speaker 1: They won't be able to communicate it. Love hockey player
Speaker 1: Guy Daniel? Is he bad? Kevin seventh? Kevin the one
Speaker 1: who actually took the V card? He actually took the
Speaker 1: hit for Jared, right, who opened up that door for Jared?
Speaker 1: Maybe he needs to go Fulton. Yes, And I think
Speaker 1: he's the one that's man enough. He's like cool Canadian firefighter.
Speaker 1: He takes everybody's I don't know how to make. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, okay, oh my god, oh my god. I
Speaker 1: ordered a decory. Yes. Oh she was so cute, she
Speaker 1: was so cute. I love she's back. Jordan, of course,
Speaker 1: my favorite. He was in a romper. Jordan as beautiful
Speaker 1: as I am, he said about the beach. I love
Speaker 1: him is as beautiful as I am. I love him
Speaker 1: so much and I can't get in touch with him.
Speaker 1: That worries me. That line worries me actually because I
Speaker 1: think maybe now he's going to take his real that
Speaker 1: they got malfunction, and now he's going to develop it
Speaker 1: into a stick. He's gonna the Canadian did because the
Speaker 1: first season Daniel the Canadian Paradise was like next level genius.
Speaker 1: But then the seventeen other times he did it. He
Speaker 1: started playing it the first time when it first came
Speaker 1: out with the eagles and the pterodactyls, and the eagle
Speaker 1: doesn't mate with an eagle a pigeon a pigeon, and
Speaker 1: it was like, you're amazing. But then once once they're aware,
Speaker 1: it's almost like a child who realizes that they're adorable.
Speaker 1: It starts playing precocious. Although that time you and I
Speaker 1: talked to him on the phone, remember we interviewed him.
Speaker 1: He's genius. He really is that way, like he's scripted.
Speaker 1: He's great, are right? They take him and they I
Speaker 1: fear that Jordan In is onto his own God, we
Speaker 1: gotta get us from Nationale. Somebody get us. Jordan's somebody
Speaker 1: get us contacted organ Okay, So anyway, we're in the
Speaker 1: house we're in the house. She was so in their dancing,
Speaker 1: and she goes, it is the best day ever. So
Speaker 1: then they meet everybody, the mom's hair and he goes, Mom,
Speaker 1: I am in love with her. And she goes, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: She was awfully condescending for a woman who broke up
Speaker 1: the family with that. She was like, basically she was
Speaker 1: talking about the girl who broke up with him, is like,
Speaker 1: that woman did something bad. I was like, have a
Speaker 1: little personal responsibility. One to destroy his belief in the
Speaker 1: in the institution. That's exactly right. Don't worry about the
Speaker 1: girlfriend breaking up with him so much. She goes, he
Speaker 1: had his heart ripped out of his chest not long ago.
Speaker 1: It's just And then she goes and the school tragedy,
Speaker 1: it just was. And what else, mom? Yeah, And then
Speaker 1: the room she goes, you just you just stop crying
Speaker 1: and having panic attacks and saying no one will ever
Speaker 1: love me. That's right. Who says that? A thirteen year
Speaker 1: old girl says that in her diary? Girl, man who
Speaker 1: breaks up with someone doesn't sit on the couch with
Speaker 1: mom and say I'm never going to find You're right?
Speaker 1: Somebody whose mom fucked Wala Sean and they and everyone
Speaker 1: knew it. And then and then she left their house
Speaker 1: and moved into his apartment. She just left them. That's hard,
Speaker 1: like with mama, it's hard to get over tough mama.
Speaker 1: And she was really like she was not, you know,
Speaker 1: supportive about this whole thing. She's like, I don't think
Speaker 1: she I didn't get the unbelievable she said about him.
Speaker 1: It's saying I could be engaged by the time I
Speaker 1: come back here. She said, I don't think she feels
Speaker 1: the same way about you. Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she does. There's someone that she actually does feel
Speaker 1: the way about. It's him, You're right, Yeah, yeah, that
Speaker 1: she's that. Mom is a Yeah, I was. I was
Speaker 1: hoping for so much more. Okay, well, mom, I every
Speaker 1: little think you know too much about love. Dude quite
Speaker 1: honestly was surprised that. I mean, this is no Dean's visit.
Speaker 1: Think about can we here Dan's dad? I did a
Speaker 1: good dad, pretty good dad, I mean feel good? Who
Speaker 1: is he? Who is your best wife that you ever had? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I talk about that. You know who that is? Who
Speaker 1: is your best wife? Which is your which is your
Speaker 1: favorite wife? Your mother? Really? Wait, what do you just
Speaker 1: I just was like, wait, did you watch Will Country?
Speaker 1: And I was like, that's Dean's dad. He's a Russian
Speaker 1: because the Raji she got real weird. I don't know
Speaker 1: if he's watched it. He got really weird and angry
Speaker 1: towards the end when that when that woman like right, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like you know she's Horris, like saying with dad,
Speaker 1: women get lets have sex with them. You got up
Speaker 1: that with Dean and yes, yes, good call. Katie. Really
Speaker 1: wasn't there What color was he wearing? Do remember? Was
Speaker 1: it was purple? Okay? Damn he might. I bet you
Speaker 1: he fell for it though back in the day for sure, absolutely.
Speaker 1: I mean we didn't have one of Dean. We didn't
Speaker 1: have Brian's mom or Dean's dad, or Joe Joe's mom
Speaker 1: or Joe Joe's brothers. That kid that like mouth kissed
Speaker 1: her and they had their they had their shawl color
Speaker 1: sweaters on and like like browed out. I mean, there
Speaker 1: was a there was a lot. This was a pretty tape.
Speaker 1: Even even Becky's uncle with the uncle Gary and all
Speaker 1: the ducks this is or even like Laurence Lauren's military
Speaker 1: family that like just stared at him. There was a lot,
Speaker 1: there was a lot. They don't rank, they don't rank,
Speaker 1: they don't rank. So then they go. So then we're
Speaker 1: in Colorado again. We're with Colton and we're going to
Speaker 1: the um Children's Hospital and they're getting unicorn horns. Now,
Speaker 1: Katie looked up his looked up his charity. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it looks it up when he was first on and
Speaker 1: I look looked at and it's just like, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's it looks like he honestly does help people, but
Speaker 1: I just don't know how much it does. It was
Speaker 1: kind of hard to find him for Katy said that
Speaker 1: it looks like he'd given out three vests. I don't
Speaker 1: want if you mean I mean at you know it
Speaker 1: helps those three, I don't know. I don't know because
Speaker 1: he's your not he was your number one, he's not. No,
Speaker 1: Blake is number one for me. Blake's the number one
Speaker 1: for me for a while because I like Coulton. But
Speaker 1: there just seemed to be one thing, a little fake
Speaker 1: and then dropped off. Yeah, and he never showed any personality.
Speaker 1: And his fear of sex, his clear terror, his terror.
Speaker 1: It's not even about that because I know people who
Speaker 1: are not enormously sexual and have almost an aversion to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the opposite. It's his insane and and disproportionate pride
Speaker 1: in the fact that he's a virgin. That doesn't make
Speaker 1: any sense to me. It's not even he's not having sex,
Speaker 1: and so he's just so forcefully virginal to everyone. It's
Speaker 1: always the first thing he leaves to the topic of conversation.
Speaker 1: It's a badge of honor. Why is it a badge
Speaker 1: of honor because you haven't done something? Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: my badge of honor. I've never gone into the zip line.
Speaker 1: You don't. I'm a non zip line. Zip line not
Speaker 1: for me, No zip line. I don't know you zip
Speaker 1: line not me. I had to tell the guys in
Speaker 1: locker room, I've never been on the zip line. Who't
Speaker 1: get so jazzed about something they haven't done in that
Speaker 1: saying it was way out of whack. Yeah, I've read
Speaker 1: some inline too. It's like it's weird, you don't. It
Speaker 1: almost makes more sense if it was religious. Yeah, today
Speaker 1: all religious? Did you see all? There was a lot
Speaker 1: of Cross's was wearing across the first time. It's man
Speaker 1: because he if he looks Mormon, and there's a big
Speaker 1: because there were some of my brothers there was like
Speaker 1: crosses I do I don't know. It's next to Utah,
Speaker 1: that's I mean, he's super blonde. They're all good looking.
Speaker 1: There's he goes three of some of my brothers. I'm like,
Speaker 1: is this what's happening here? Okay, woman's believe in Jesus,
Speaker 1: don't they? I don't know. They just also believe in
Speaker 1: the other dude. Okay, so they are. And I was
Speaker 1: looking that they're at the hospital. Those kids were so cute,
Speaker 1: cut oh my god. And uh, he was really good
Speaker 1: with them. I will say he was. So. He was
Speaker 1: great with the kids like nieces and nephews. Yeah, those
Speaker 1: that little Yeah, she was adorable. I just can't feel
Speaker 1: like she's the cutest little girl. Yeah. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Her Instagram presence is going to blow up. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's content. It's going to be the ceiling. Yeahs. So, like,
Speaker 1: did they give her like a weird like tear missus
Speaker 1: tray or something. You're like, yeah, I might be a smoke.
Speaker 1: She's a really nice It looks this malls in my purse.
Speaker 1: It's like a little ramikin. It was like a Ramican.
Speaker 1: She going to make some cramp. She was like, oh, perfect,
Speaker 1: I need this. He waited tables. Yeah, it was a
Speaker 1: ram Is somebody you only know if you wait tables. Um.
Speaker 1: So then so then they were very kid. He goes,
Speaker 1: I've never brought a girl home ever. But then there's
Speaker 1: photos of him. There's photos of him at his Christmas
Speaker 1: dressed up with that Olympian Ali Riceman. He there's a
Speaker 1: picture of him with her at Christmas with his family.
Speaker 1: Maybe they weren't at their house, they're standing in the
Speaker 1: house pajamas. Really at his house. Yeah, there's Katie. Katie
Speaker 1: has it. Well, then he's a damn liar. The liar
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah, he made like a whole like a
Speaker 1: video asking her how Yeah, yeah, that's yeah, he's so
Speaker 1: stupid he lied. Yeah. Maybe he's just ashamed of that
Speaker 1: photo and rightly so maybe that's why he said it.
Speaker 1: It is a shape photo. And she's the one that
Speaker 1: was like, I don't love you. All his brothers and
Speaker 1: sisters and these all his siblings one to four or five, six, seven,
Speaker 1: they have seven, yes, and he's also dating here, which
Speaker 1: is there? They are more like everyone else said, Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a lot. I think there's even more. I think
Speaker 1: there might even be more. Maybe that's what is when
Speaker 1: I have sex. He's just seen the horrors of what
Speaker 1: happens when you have a lot of sex gets crowded.
Speaker 1: So then he goes. So then he's like, you're gonna
Speaker 1: meet eighteen of us. The dad is more like the
Speaker 1: dad is more like a coach, like we have a
Speaker 1: coach player relationship, which I was like, that's that's a
Speaker 1: red flag. Absolutely that's not good. And then they all
Speaker 1: have cross necklaces and um and cold shoulder blouses, all
Speaker 1: the moms and everyone at cultural brasses with the bra
Speaker 1: strap showing, like if you're gonna do the culturals, there
Speaker 1: were a trap list ladies of course, right right, um,
Speaker 1: And then she goes, we have to have the hard conversation.
Speaker 1: It's all And the dad was so angry. He's like, well,
Speaker 1: you brought up to you? Did she bring up ari?
Speaker 1: It was like, those are the real questions. It was
Speaker 1: like he was very aggressive. He was really like, got
Speaker 1: you young, lady? What about you and are young? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's what it felt like. It felt like got your horror.
Speaker 1: I would watch that on a Fox Got Your hort
Speaker 1: you got your horror, John Stamons got your horror. Oh
Speaker 1: you guys another surprised horror. You're right, I did dry
Speaker 1: homp on behind the dry cleaner. So then so then
Speaker 1: she goes, um, I just want to find my person. Um,
Speaker 1: stop using that phrase in general. Yeah, that's my person.
Speaker 1: You're my person, You're my person. I'm going to find
Speaker 1: my person. That's what That's what that dun Higgins and
Speaker 1: Laura said at the end, like your mate, and by
Speaker 1: that she meant I fucking hate you. And I'm gonna
Speaker 1: move to Denver, your stupid little house, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: do a reality show and the twins we hate each other,
Speaker 1: and the twins are gonna teach me how to install
Speaker 1: a toilet, and then I'm going to try to get
Speaker 1: married on TV to you and when you say no,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave you. We watched it? Did you watch it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? She hated it. Hated I only have
Speaker 1: so much bandwidth? Wasn't that the word? We did? We
Speaker 1: did like one podcast we did it. We couldn't take
Speaker 1: we could the whole podcasts, like, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: be able to do that. We watched what episode she
Speaker 1: hated him premie. So then they do. The mom says, um,
Speaker 1: find your person, and then the dad's like you better
Speaker 1: leave now. Then down the road, and then he goes
Speaker 1: to talk to the mom and he's like, well I
Speaker 1: had the virgin talk. Mom. Her reaction at first I
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, he's told her this before. That's weird.
Speaker 1: And then her when she goes, he never told me that.
Speaker 1: I was like, I went back and rewind and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah. Her face was like like what
Speaker 1: he had never told her that? Because she said I
Speaker 1: just found in the other room. A yeah. When she
Speaker 1: talks that's because you think that they would have raised
Speaker 1: him to be a virgin. So he's just chosen this
Speaker 1: on his own. I mean, he's like, fourteen year old
Speaker 1: brother has had sex and he hasn't. Dude, Dude, look
Speaker 1: at her face. At first it looked more like oh
Speaker 1: this again. It was it was it was a weird
Speaker 1: look because and she says to Becca like because he
Speaker 1: was because Becca, which I thought was interesting that Becca
Speaker 1: brought it up. And Becca brought it up kind of lightly,
Speaker 1: being like, oh, you know, he doesn't have experience, and
Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, he just told me he's a virgin.
Speaker 1: She was very confused, and he has rankly. So your
Speaker 1: son was a professional NFL player, And why are you
Speaker 1: telling your mother? I know, why are you telling your mother?
Speaker 1: Twenty six? He's a hot former NFL player who just
Speaker 1: told his mother on television for the first time. And
Speaker 1: my favorite thing is he kept saying, it's such a
Speaker 1: private part of my life, like it's something I never
Speaker 1: talked about, Like you just fucking can't stop talking about it.
Speaker 1: You cannot stop talking about it, dude, I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know, man. So then so then they go and
Speaker 1: and what did you say? Okay, the sisters everybody has
Speaker 1: a cold shoulder top to then we're in l A
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh, She's like, I need to talk
Speaker 1: things over with the girl people who know me best,
Speaker 1: her best friends from so far weeks ago on The Bachelor,
Speaker 1: Caroline has weaseled her way in there. She didn't do
Speaker 1: anything on the show, but some producer clearly wants to
Speaker 1: bone her so badly that she's front and center. She
Speaker 1: made some comment on like a reunion show, but I
Speaker 1: think she got placed for I think some producer sure
Speaker 1: like hot for teacher, and so that like the so
Speaker 1: then Tia is sitting there, so they're like, so, tell
Speaker 1: us who's loved. So she's like started going through and
Speaker 1: then she is just chewing her own face, just chewing,
Speaker 1: like chewing her face. And then she's like and then
Speaker 1: there is cold, and then it was so great and
Speaker 1: you just saw me love me. She's like, how I
Speaker 1: can I just interrupt you for a second, for a second,
Speaker 1: right now now, and she goes, I was excited to
Speaker 1: hear you talk about Blake and Garrett and Jason. Um uh.
Speaker 1: And then and then Becca goes, do you still have
Speaker 1: feelings for cold? And she's like, it just makes me
Speaker 1: stick to my stomach. It makes me sick. And she goes, well,
Speaker 1: I wish I would have known that she was I'm
Speaker 1: sick to my stomach. And she's like, okay, well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take a moment. She goes, this was shitty. I
Speaker 1: think this was shitty, and it's angry and it hurts
Speaker 1: to hear it, and I say, you go, Becca, it
Speaker 1: was shitty. In the real world. It's world. If you're
Speaker 1: gonna call, if you're gonna call the bachelorette girls, your
Speaker 1: best friends who know you better than anyone else in
Speaker 1: the world. If that's your new reality, then you're gonna
Speaker 1: get twisted emotional logic from these people, and you better
Speaker 1: suck it up, butter cup and move on. Yes, thank you.
Speaker 1: I love sucking up buttercups. It's ridiculous. It's my god,
Speaker 1: it's this manufactured world that they all buy into, and
Speaker 1: that's they're They're living in the biodome now and these
Speaker 1: are the these are the new rules. Favorite. So it's
Speaker 1: so true to my stomach. I'm just stick to my stomach.
Speaker 1: And what did you think? Um? Yeah, I mean that
Speaker 1: made sense. I was like, yeah, sure, I'm sure she's
Speaker 1: not over him. They hung out like I think, and
Speaker 1: they didn't. Yeah, but they're both like super Christian, So
Speaker 1: what else do they got? I think they're but holes.
Speaker 1: Don't forget the butt stuff. There's always but stuff, but
Speaker 1: a good point but hole. I the fact that that
Speaker 1: would be more okay in the front door. It's like,
Speaker 1: don't come knocking. Yeah. I think I kind of feel
Speaker 1: like Tien Coles and deserve each other. I think they
Speaker 1: great couple. I feel like they sort of had a
Speaker 1: pre arrangement when she thought she was going to be
Speaker 1: the bachelorette and they were going all the way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they with that. He was like show up right before
Speaker 1: and be like no, I'm gonna get as far as
Speaker 1: I can get, yeah, and then show up and derail
Speaker 1: it for me, so that way I can get to
Speaker 1: Paradise and then we can get we can go to Paradise,
Speaker 1: and a lot of gimes, you didn't even get that
Speaker 1: far going to Paradise. Yeah, they're gonna they're gonna go
Speaker 1: to Paradise no matter what. And I think they're going
Speaker 1: to get together in Paradise no matter what, even if
Speaker 1: they didn't plan this, because what's gonna happen is they're
Speaker 1: going to fucking hate each other. They're gonna fight in
Speaker 1: a fight and there then they're gonna get drunk and
Speaker 1: then they're going to make out. And then I guess
Speaker 1: it's going to like put a stick near her and
Speaker 1: then it's gonna take his virginity. Is going to take
Speaker 1: his virginity, and then he'll be freeing up seven Canadian
Speaker 1: meat for you to teach you how to do this
Speaker 1: righty oh my god less tears and Nashley, I sorry,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh. So then my penis so then there
Speaker 1: she is. Then she's looking out getting ready, and she
Speaker 1: has her very sexy dress on and she's looking out
Speaker 1: over her balcony looking like Linda Carter. There's a little
Speaker 1: wonder woman there. So then all those tall guys they
Speaker 1: walk up. I've filmed at that hotel. I've filmed at
Speaker 1: the location. It's not an active hotel. It's right near
Speaker 1: MacArthur Park where you can buy crack and yeah, so
Speaker 1: that's where they film. I went to a real scary
Speaker 1: auction there once. Would you buy nothing? Human te just
Speaker 1: human bones, chicken bones from buhoo, no ratch, never again.
Speaker 1: So then Colden walks up. So all these tall guys
Speaker 1: come up. Colden runs up the red carpet. First thing,
Speaker 1: he says, Chris Chris, Chris hey Man, and Fantasy sweets her.
Speaker 1: Next Weeknda, I know, I brought up my virginity first thing,
Speaker 1: he said it again. I know last week I brought
Speaker 1: up my virginity. Are there? I expected to be intimate
Speaker 1: and it was just like, dude, do you really think
Speaker 1: they forced you at gunpoint to have sex at the
Speaker 1: Fantasy standing there? Like, didn't contract? Read it? You fucking here?
Speaker 1: Like its almost like okay, but just what do you
Speaker 1: feel like? Are you ready. It was almost like he said,
Speaker 1: I don't know feelings. They've come to me. My brain
Speaker 1: too small, Like it's so strange to me, Like Sars
Speaker 1: is not going to Bible to give you the answers.
Speaker 1: It was almost like he was gonna He was asking
Speaker 1: how you do it? Christ how do you have a diagram?
Speaker 1: I'm in a room with a girl. How do I
Speaker 1: not suck her? If? It's like, it's just that's what
Speaker 1: happened with a woman. Eventually your penis is going to
Speaker 1: go inside. That's who it felt is. How do I
Speaker 1: not fuck her? Chris? Please please tell me how not to.
Speaker 1: You don't have to, you know that, right, that's kind
Speaker 1: of how this works. You can choose not to, but
Speaker 1: I have to. That was nuts. It was nuts. He
Speaker 1: ran up in a full sweat. That's because that's planned.
Speaker 1: B Oh, I got to get off the show. I
Speaker 1: just want to go bone Tia. Yes, he has no game.
Speaker 1: This guy has no he's never had of a personality.
Speaker 1: Because he's hot. Yeah that he's hot ish. His chin
Speaker 1: is really wide. He's a superhero. He looks like an
Speaker 1: old fashion Yeah, like an old fashioned or like um
Speaker 1: from bowl Winkle, like like like a villain. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: exactly it. That's exactly it. Okay, So then she cut
Speaker 1: the number. One she picked was Blake. Then she picked Jason,
Speaker 1: which I was surprised by. I thought Garrett would be next,
Speaker 1: and then it would be between Jason and Colton. Oh,
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. You thought it was still
Speaker 1: going to be Colton, but you were surprised. I was
Speaker 1: surprised by the order. And then and then she goes
Speaker 1: after spending day with Oh, he goes after spending day
Speaker 1: with kids and with the family. I finally got to
Speaker 1: the point where I could feel not broken again. That's
Speaker 1: what he said. It was like from what being a
Speaker 1: hot football player virgin I don't know how he was
Speaker 1: broken either. I mean maybe from like him losing his
Speaker 1: football career from his injury. I don't know. So then
Speaker 1: his dog dreaming doct dream? I love a dog dream.
Speaker 1: So then the way she comes back, she goes, She goes, well, guys,
Speaker 1: I let Colton go. I did see a future with him,
Speaker 1: That's how she I was like, what rather than I
Speaker 1: didn't see a future with him? She goes, I did
Speaker 1: see a future with him, So I had to go.
Speaker 1: But girl come, But we're going to Thailand, she said.
Speaker 1: But what he what Tia said to me didn't really
Speaker 1: factor in. She said that that it wasn't parted. That
Speaker 1: was I do believe it. I think what the father
Speaker 1: said had more to impact than what Tia said. Is
Speaker 1: if you're going to cut this guy loose, do it now?
Speaker 1: Better to be hurt now than further down the road.
Speaker 1: And I think she looked at the four and said,
Speaker 1: he's the least of the four. Yeah, so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna spare him the humiliation of cutting him on
Speaker 1: a beach in Thailand with a lady boy. Here's a
Speaker 1: quote from your favorite genius coming up. This is from Garrett.
Speaker 1: All that I want is all I want is her.
Speaker 1: It's Becca and I changing each other world one hundred
Speaker 1: percent every day, bran new world. It's Becca and I
Speaker 1: change in each other's world. Is not a divorce to her.
Speaker 1: I don't want to divorce to her. I want to
Speaker 1: change her world every day. I can count her world
Speaker 1: un less than one hand, two fingers. Yea, even she's
Speaker 1: a fender head. Who are the final two going to be? Guys?
Speaker 1: Gotta be Jason and Blake. I fear it's going to
Speaker 1: be Garrett and wins. It's gonna be terrible. She just
Speaker 1: doesn't seem to like him as much, Like she really
Speaker 1: like the way she is with Blake, Like she, I
Speaker 1: think Blake's gonna win, but I think Jason is not
Speaker 1: going to be number two. But I do think Jason
Speaker 1: is going to be a hot commodity in Mexico. What
Speaker 1: makes you say that? Because you know something? Because I
Speaker 1: feel like he's a good guy that's not flash. She
Speaker 1: enough to win the Bachelorette? Do we know already than
Speaker 1: any of it? We knew that we knew Colton because
Speaker 1: there was a photo that was just all over like
Speaker 1: TMZ of he and Tia, because that really because the
Speaker 1: young Becca, because young Becca with the short hair was
Speaker 1: like fighting, No, she has like a boyfriend. She was
Speaker 1: like fighting with Raven and basically calling Tia a hypocrite
Speaker 1: and basically seeing they planned it all along. And then
Speaker 1: and then showed a picture she like tweeted out a
Speaker 1: picture of Tia and Colton since he left, Yeah, in paradise,
Speaker 1: in paradise, in paradise, and so but it was like, girl,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? She's gonna get so much trouble.
Speaker 1: She's a hot she's a hothead live wise, there's a
Speaker 1: there's an NDA you signed with about that kind of yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I think because it went public so
Speaker 1: she thought she could share it or something because I
Speaker 1: think you got on t MC or whatever. So she
Speaker 1: shared it and was like after that, Oh, how hypocritical
Speaker 1: of you to go on and pretend you're over when
Speaker 1: you guys are hooking up. And then I think Raven
Speaker 1: responded was like, oh, how hypocritical of you to go
Speaker 1: on and pretend your friends with any of those women
Speaker 1: on that show. You a da girl. And then she
Speaker 1: revealed today that she's not going to be on Paradise
Speaker 1: because she has a boyfriend. I'm you know, well, maybe
Speaker 1: how about this. Here's my prediction, when she breaks up
Speaker 1: with her boyfriend, she will actually smart not to go
Speaker 1: on Paradise because when she breaks up with her she
Speaker 1: can be the bachelore. She'll be a little bit older,
Speaker 1: but you can go on Paradise and still be a bachelor.
Speaker 1: Very The only one who ever did that was Nick.
Speaker 1: So the reason I say that about Jason is I
Speaker 1: feel like guys like Jason are too nice to win
Speaker 1: the Bachelorette, but they do well in paradise. If you
Speaker 1: look at Raven and Adam or even Evan and Carly,
Speaker 1: they don't do well in the Bachelorette, but they do
Speaker 1: well in Paradise. But who's going to be the bachelor's bae?
Speaker 1: I say you take Jason to the end, that Jason
Speaker 1: gets bumped up the first position the best unless unless
Speaker 1: Blake gets cut, and then it's Blake still pick the third,
Speaker 1: right they do, sometimes they drop down to third. I mean,
Speaker 1: but I mean unless Blake doesn't win, they're not going
Speaker 1: to pick. So it need to be Wells, not Wells
Speaker 1: Wills Wills. It there was he was in all the commercials.
Speaker 1: Last snig, he cut his hair off, he put the mustache.
Speaker 1: Of all the insane things to do, he got mustache.
Speaker 1: Didn't even yeah, I didn't even see that. I have
Speaker 1: to assume that they'd be open to having a black patch,
Speaker 1: all right. I think it's gonna be so then that
Speaker 1: so that it's either going to be it's either going
Speaker 1: to be good called Jason Bachelor or Blake if he
Speaker 1: doesn't get picked. So it's either one of those two
Speaker 1: or Lincoln, which I think makes for more drama makes
Speaker 1: for more drama if you put the final one of
Speaker 1: the final. Because they haven't had a finalist in the
Speaker 1: in the in the catbird seed in a while, they
Speaker 1: have gone deeper to pull their next bachelorette. This one
Speaker 1: was she won, This one was I meant for the guys,
Speaker 1: for the guys. Yeah, yeah, I agreed. Um, did you
Speaker 1: guys know that? You guys know that? Did you know
Speaker 1: there's no that Lincoln was shifting in his cubicle in
Speaker 1: the office. No, in the cubical. I thought it was
Speaker 1: in the bathroom and also in the cubicle. No, it
Speaker 1: wasn't in the cubic. In the cube. People that story
Speaker 1: about just that he was love it, they don't just
Speaker 1: hard for them to buy they they haven't been in
Speaker 1: the cubicle. I'm gonna read two emails and then we're
Speaker 1: gonna do Tweeter the way. I need to warn everyone
Speaker 1: this is very upsetting. I'm filming in Vancouver next week,
Speaker 1: so our our fantasy suits is not going to be
Speaker 1: up until not this weekend, but next weekend. And I'm
Speaker 1: devastated about it. Unless I can trap some Canadians, maybe
Speaker 1: I can make Daniel come to Daniel and Kevin the Hockey.
Speaker 1: I'll be shooting all day. Oh maybe Healy or do
Speaker 1: you you know what? Oh my god? But but is
Speaker 1: it like I mean, Daniel would be funny if maybe
Speaker 1: I'll see if I could get Daniel. I'll do it
Speaker 1: on my phone and texted to you guys. Al Right,
Speaker 1: it may be up on time in Canada if I
Speaker 1: can hunt down the Canadian Eagle. But if I can't,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be up. I don't get back until Thursday.
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Speaker 1: I know everyone says this, but you're the only reason
Speaker 1: I still watched the show. You're all great and I
Speaker 1: look forward to Wednesdays so much more than the usual
Speaker 1: during the season. This summer, I'm working as an ecology
Speaker 1: technician at a remote field station on the north slope
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Speaker 1: I've even brought in a bunch of new devoted podcast listeners.
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Speaker 1: so there you go, thank you so much for your email.
Speaker 1: We love stuff like this. And then there's one more
Speaker 1: person that emailed in that I have to give a
Speaker 1: shout out. Paradise. I want Leo. I haven't seen him
Speaker 1: in any of the promos. Oh my god, it really does.
Speaker 1: It looks like Maui from Mo Wanna. I can say
Speaker 1: is that you're welcome. Oh my god, Oh my god.
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Speaker 1: Got a new rescue Bubba at the rescue bo look
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Speaker 1: I'm not this year. I can't. Okay, we're am anute. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's all these people. Yes, and we are also doing
Speaker 1: a Patreon people um, people are nominating and we will
Speaker 1: stay next week. Who is going to come in and
Speaker 1: do the podcast with us on Patreon? We've got all
Speaker 1: these great emails. Next week you'll be in Vancouver. Well
Speaker 1: it'll be, but I'll announce it now. Okay, So here
Speaker 1: we go. One more thing. Somebody emailed us and I'm
Speaker 1: trying to okay, okay, this is from Amanda. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: stay it wrong all dearie, high hearted and gang. My
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Speaker 1: I started listening last year during Nick Faelle season and
Speaker 1: haven't missed an episode yet. I also got my bestie
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Speaker 1: You guys always crack us up. And now my dear
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Speaker 1: of course. Thanks for keeping us laughing, Amanda Ms Christine.
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Speaker 1: listened to this podcast on repeat at work. Wow, that's
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Speaker 1: And I want to say a special shout out to
Speaker 1: the lady that came to the show this week in
Speaker 1: Wisconsin who came up to me and she goes, I
Speaker 1: listened to every episode and I've never watched one episode
Speaker 1: of the Bachelor. She's never watched the show, and she
Speaker 1: loves the podcast. You bunny made my weekend. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go t the week picked out by Anne
Speaker 1: Hosi a number one seth vat at Basebone one. Jason
Speaker 1: and Becca may not have won the wing Jason and
Speaker 1: Becca may not have won the wing eating competition, but
Speaker 1: the trophy for throwing up wings into your dates mouth
Speaker 1: while kissing is still on the line. Okay, Cheyenne Constant
Speaker 1: at Trixie Firecracker Tea, Why you know this woman has
Speaker 1: PTSD about people changing their mind about having feeling for
Speaker 1: someone else. Weeks later, you messy Tia so damn messy.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. It's good. Here we go. Number three,
Speaker 1: Cheyenne Constant at tricky Trixie Firecracker. So I wonder if
Speaker 1: Garrett would call Blake a Christ's actor. That's real. That's
Speaker 1: funny because it's that is, you know. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Here's another one from Cheyenne Constant. She's a fire girl.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, imagine Colton telling Becca in the Fantasy Sweets.
Speaker 1: The longer I hang out with you, the longer I
Speaker 1: risked the chance of not giving my hymen to tea. Okay, um, okay.
Speaker 1: Number and here's this is from Nicki Lameshka at end
Speaker 1: the Lameshka Betty, who is the most accurate artist named
Speaker 1: to ever be featured on this series. And then here
Speaker 1: we go last one step back at Basebone one. Fred
Speaker 1: Savage's IMDb page just got updated, and she deserves an
Speaker 1: Emmy for his role as Jason's gay brother on The Best.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna narrow it down. I'm gonna go as Cheyenne. Cheyenne. Okay,
Speaker 1: she was fired. Okay, I'm gonna go Cheyenne. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go dark Cheyenne. So I wonder if Garrett would call
Speaker 1: Blake a Christie Sector really strong, almost like Patton Oswald
Speaker 1: data level, like really really Jim Jastrey, Sarah silver Man
Speaker 1: like really dark, very could Lenny Bruce somebody that could
Speaker 1: sell out like like Carnegie Hall strong? So that is
Speaker 1: I wonder if Garrett would call like a christ or
Speaker 1: Cheyenne Constan. Oh my god, imagine Colton telling Becca in
Speaker 1: the Fantasy Suites. The longer I hang out with you,
Speaker 1: the longer I risk the chance of not giving my
Speaker 1: high miden tee. I mean, I feel like that one
Speaker 1: should win, just so we don't get angry letters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and actually laughed so hard. I'm gonna go Hyman, I'll
Speaker 1: go Hyman. I'm gonna go crisis actor. Good for you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have to break the Katie have
Speaker 1: the Vault and Robin and be honest. As much as
Speaker 1: I love a good Hyman joke, I gotta go with
Speaker 1: Chrysis that. I wonder if Gary would come like Chrysis. Wow,
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Speaker 1: I've been looking forward to this and it did not
Speaker 1: for who's gonna win? Who's gonna win? Blake? Anna, I
Speaker 1: hope it's Blake. I think it's going to get down
Speaker 1: at Blake and Garrett and I please pick Blake. If
Speaker 1: she picks s Garrett Blake doesn't, I'm going to stop
Speaker 1: watching the show. No, you won't. But then maybe we'll
Speaker 1: get him as a bachelor and we get to go back.
Speaker 1: She picks Scarrett, then I will never trust her again.
Speaker 1: You should tell her that, and I trust you get me,
Speaker 1: Jordan and Leo. Okay, okay, there we go. You ready
Speaker 1: to play us out? Miss Anna? Bye Rob. We're gonna
Speaker 1: have funny Nashville. Gonna have funny Nashville. Um, will we
Speaker 1: play this song? Oh? My good? What ext do you play?
Speaker 1: Could you play your guitar? Could you play this? Try it?
Speaker 1: I think you could play this. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: that hard. I'll just play the basic chords. Can you
Speaker 1: say it? Oh? I could do a six fucker in
Speaker 1: the panacy suit. Bye bye