WEBVTT - "BUFFALO ZOMBIES!" With Rob Benedict and Ralph Garman 0:00:01.520 --> 0:00:08.400 Oh my god, things are going on, guys, very arousing. Yeah, 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:14.720 Happy Tuesday, guys, happy performer, cabest Steal Day, guys, steal Day? 0:00:14.880 --> 0:00:18.599 Did you sell read Best Steal Day on Saturday? This 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:21.880 time at this long but that things that I feel 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:25.640 next time you like my ax. It's a good weekend 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:28.440 to be French. That was my weekend to be French. 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:32.360 I have a master for of accents. I know, international, 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:36.680 super spun, international, get it out of personas. I can 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:44.520 go Russian or Russian or insultingly Latin, Australian, Russian, Baltic. Hello, 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:47.760 welcome to what except this rose. My name is Artam Moraine. 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:51.360 I am so excited to be here. First of all, 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:56.400 I had a delightful weekend in Wisconsin with Helen Hong 0:00:57.120 --> 0:01:00.680 uh at Yeah, some casino, I ken it pronounced your 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:03.400 name Bonker's Comedy Club. But we had all these fans 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:07.200 on the podcast came out. It was so exciting. I 0:01:07.240 --> 0:01:09.039 don't know if you get this at comic con or something, 0:01:09.120 --> 0:01:11.600 when people walk up and they start singing the theme 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:14.319 song and all these ladies would come up and they'd 0:01:14.360 --> 0:01:17.280 go except this role and it just like mikes my 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:21.400 tailwag with excitement. Um. It happens all the time, and 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:24.759 at the Supernatural conventions, there's at least one question when 0:01:24.760 --> 0:01:27.360 I have my panel, someone's question. Everyone's asking a question 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:29.320 that's supernaturally. You know, at least one person is like, 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:34.440 what's your take on Garretts? You might know him from Supernatural, 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:37.440 you might know him from his really cute new haircut, 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:41.080 but more importantly, he is better of the year two 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:44.360 years running? Will you except this rose? Mr Robert Bet 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:48.240 I'm good. I'm feeling I'm not worthy this season, but 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:51.280 I'm doing my best. You know where you gonna really 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:55.000 take it up a notch in Nashville August Fits. We're 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:58.880 going left Me and Rob in Nashville, wed in um 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:05.640 at Zane, He's Nashale see us. Please have any special guest. 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:09.000 I'm trying to get Jordan's. I texted I can't get 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:12.399 in touch with my number one that I want to get. 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:15.560 I'm trying to get. He's busy. He's got to know. 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:19.560 It's a Willomina model, you know, you know what it's like. 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:23.440 The voice that you hear is a man that I 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:25.800 got a phone call from my mother about this week. 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:30.680 She has a new crush writer got a new crush, 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:37.520 Janiverenes new crush. Mr Ralph Garment. If you need a title, 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:40.519 do you have a title on the on the podcast, 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:43.919 on this podcast? That's your job? Like I didn't know 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.639 if I've given you one. Okay, it's a padget a 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:49.880 Secretary of State? Do you want to be like Department 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:52.560 of Treasury? Do you want to be defense? You want 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:56.720 to be Homeland Security? How about the interiors? The Interior? 0:02:57.360 --> 0:02:59.440 What does that do? That's the man who takes a 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:03.280 controls all the wetlands and parks and national monuments that 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:11.799 she feels very appropriate? What would you aid dry like 0:03:11.919 --> 0:03:16.079 a Cadillac desert women, So you would be like, what 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:19.200 is the Secretary of the Interior? Secretary of the Interior. 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:26.600 I'm very well read Ralph the Interior, Mr Ralph Garments. Today, 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:30.440 not only do we introduce we have Anna Hosnia. Not 0:03:30.680 --> 0:03:33.959 only do we have Katie Levine, we have Scout and 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:37.680 we have a new dog. We have a dog named 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:40.480 Bunny with us. Is she a foster? She moving into 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:43.360 your life? We are still deciding that you just bought 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:48.839 a house. Maybe you also she's very sweet, she's very 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:52.640 shy um, She's she like is just standing right now 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:55.320 because she's not comfortable enough to lay down. She doesn't 0:03:55.320 --> 0:03:58.760 feel relaxed amongst this group of narrow Dowell. I've been 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:00.400 trying to bring her more places because, like for the 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:02.400 first we've heard about two weeks now and we just 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:05.680 kind of were like she was underweight, literally scared of 0:04:05.720 --> 0:04:08.000 her own shadow, and she's finally kind of gaining more confidence. 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:10.040 So I'm trying to bring her more places now and 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:12.560 like gin Or like build her for confidence even more. 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:15.600 She's adorable, Bunny, you do you boo, You just to 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:19.200 grow your planted honey, do what you gotta do, honey. 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:22.359 To kick us off, I'd like to read a text 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:25.200 that I got while I was parallel parking from Janner 0:04:25.240 --> 0:04:28.080 Marine of Little Contra real Estate for all your summer 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:31.560 rental needs. This is it. It starts with this bacheurette 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:36.200 notes and it has a colon bacherette bachelorette notes. So 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:41.760 Glad Colton is gone. He's handsome but lame. Happy that 0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:45.440 Jason is in the mix. However, Buffalo is going. Buffalo 0:04:45.560 --> 0:04:48.839 is going to kill the deal for her. Um, she wrote, 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:52.520 Everett too bland, She must mean Garrett Everett two plan 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:54.880 for her. So I guess that means the winner is Clay. 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:56.600 That's the text I just got from my mother. Do 0:04:56.680 --> 0:05:00.600 you agree with Janner Marine handsome a lame? Jason's in 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:02.640 the mix Buffalo is gonna kill I don't think it's 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:05.880 Buffalo that's going to kill it. Everett's too bland and 0:05:06.120 --> 0:05:11.960 racist et Okay, so let's start. Yeah, I think she's right. 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:14.960 I think just by just by process of elimination, I 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:17.560 think she's right. I like how she worked through her 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:20.400 process on her text. This was a good God, like 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:23.280 a wall with red string going from different tacks and 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:26.039 pictures and photos, and I think he sits there, She's 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:29.120 just unshowered, just been staring at it for a week. 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:31.840 Best case scenario, I think the reality it might be 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:36.600 more like Season one Stranger things like lights Christmas lights, 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:39.599 and there's like it's like a light of there's photos, 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:43.440 and there's strings and it's like chicken wings. Yeah, all 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:49.680 through every there's everytt there's like a demigorgan doesn't exist. 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:58.720 Everett has its own shrine in my brother's room. I mean, okay, 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:01.080 this is a good episod. I just want to stay. 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:04.640 And somebody tweeted us this, but like, this is jumping 0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:07.479 to the end, but could it? Is Tia the biggest 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:11.240 cock blocker that has ever like fucking my wife was 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:17.200 furious a move. That's what my wife I defended her, 0:06:17.360 --> 0:06:21.080 defended and how because here's what happens. First of all, 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:24.480 they're all in this weird, incestuous ship show of a 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:28.400 reality show storm, right, And so Tia and Colton had 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:31.480 this thing, whatever it was. And then as she realized 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:34.160 Colton was going further along in the process, that's when 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:36.880 she started to recognize he actually had feelings for this guy, 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:39.560 and so she felt like she had to speak up. 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:43.480 Here's what I want to say, though I think she 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:46.040 was saying, you have three other men? I got this 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:48.880 one that I like just putting that out there. Here's 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:52.640 my two cents on this one. I feel like I 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:56.240 get the feeling that who are it's all you know, 0:06:56.360 --> 0:06:59.600 it's all edited before, like they've already been proposed to 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:01.560 before where they start airing the first one, so she's 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:03.520 not watching any of this. I think they know who's 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:06.840 one so they can mislead in the edit. And I 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:10.400 also feel like if I were Becca, Tia could have 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:13.080 said that so many weeks ago or months ago, she 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:15.040 asked him, maybe there'll be another guy there that she 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:17.400 would have liked. But it seems like she didn't really 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:20.880 recognize her own feelings for this guy until he got 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:24.440 closer and closer to d day. Are you saying that 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:28.320 it's just a different reality, because like in the real world, 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:32.360 if if your friend is dating essentially dating this guy, 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:36.600 we know she didn't bang him, right, Oh that right, 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:41.080 talking about I should really mention it. I think that 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:43.480 wouldn't Tia go like, you know what, I'm gonna hold 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:45.760 out and see how this thing plays out and not 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:49.600 say anything just because they're I think because she's in 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:52.440 this world where everybody is interviewed about all their feelings 0:07:52.520 --> 0:07:55.920 all the time and nothing gets held in. There is 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:58.960 no privacy and there is no reality. I think it 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:02.320 warps their mind thinking that they can just blurt out 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:06.080 whatever feeling at any given moment. I don't think it's real. 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:09.920 It's not just she was a total cop block unless, like, 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:14.480 unless we find out that they're dating. Now, Yeah, I 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:16.640 don't think she wasn't bing was cocked by the way, 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:24.520 that's the one thing she wasn't blocking. Apparently he doesn't 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:26.000 know how sex works because he has to ask Chris 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:28.160 Harrison about that. Oh my god, that was We'll look 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:31.840 at that. I'm walking up in a panic. I have 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:38.040 to do, Christopher not to have sex? Can please? Please? Please? 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:42.280 Can I not have a crazy theory? What if Okay, 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:45.120 I came up with this all last night. I'm the 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:47.559 one at the red string now, like, okay, what I know? 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:49.920 What if Colton was like Tia, I'm gonna try and 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:52.480 make it far. But before if I if I have 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:55.600 the if I almost get to fantasy suits, you gotta 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:58.080 step in and reveal your feelings. So I get off, 0:08:58.160 --> 0:09:00.880 but I also get all that tell is a screen time. 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:03.679 But then I'm able to, you know, just get out 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:06.200 before I have to. I don't know your beautiful mind 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:09.640 and b is I'll just say I'm a version. I 0:09:09.679 --> 0:09:14.600 can't do Fantasis about Yeah, on a plane to Paradise 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:18.760 and Paradise. They're both going to Paradise. By all accounts, 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:23.160 they get quite friendly in Paradise. Really, Oh does he 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:26.600 finally lose it? Okay, that's a whole another show. When 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:28.600 do we know so that you know that they get 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:31.120 friendly in Paradise? Yes, but that's literally all I know 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:33.080 is that they spend a God, they look like they're 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:36.040 having something romantic going up. But I'm not saying that 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:38.760 they're boning or anything. They just look cuddly. I hope 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:41.839 they are. Okay, here we go Hometown week. This is 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:44.640 when it gets good to me, hometown. My wife says 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:46.679 that all the time. It's when they start to lose me, 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:49.120 especially this season. I don't give a rats as with 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:51.760 any of these people, don't care about their family. But 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:53.600 I feel like at least now is when the game 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:56.640 gets interesting because I still don't know who's gonna win now, 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:59.200 because because in the beginning they all look the same, 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:01.520 I'm like, wait, who who is that? Now? I know 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:04.319 who's who. I don't care, but I know. And the 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:06.640 families are interesting to see at least where they're coming. 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:10.640 I mean, just to see Garrett with the planning, the tomatoes, 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:15.600 the whole thing. I was fascinated. Could you picture yourself here? 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:19.800 So we started out. We started out. We're in California, 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:24.720 somewhere Montiga, California, Anta California. It's one of the bigger 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:29.360 red zones in central California, definitely by the Sacramento Delta 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:33.360 area farm. Okay, and like especially like I still because 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:35.280 I drive that. You see this to the farmers for 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:38.040 Trump signs everywhere. Yeah, it's like right, a little there. Okay, 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:40.120 So he ran up to greet her, and he ran 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:44.559 like a real dummy the way he ran. He ran 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:48.360 like Garrett acting like an idiot. I could count and 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:51.959 listen one handles in one hand, two fingers, how many 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:54.760 times I get down to depressed? Did I bother you? 0:10:55.320 --> 0:11:02.280 Like tomatoes? He really there's something wrong with each is weird. 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:09.600 He's with this guy, Charlie, the janitor after the pill 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:15.600 woar off in the in the amaze any longer. I've 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:18.920 never read Algernon, but let the movie Charlie with Cliff 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:22.280 Robertson short bridged version. Okay, I will runt that, but 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:24.400 I do feel like he's been kicked in the head 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:25.679 by a horse. And now that I knew we grew 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:28.160 up on a f farm. But he's okay. So then 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:30.400 they're like driving. He's like, this is how you play 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:34.880 the tatoes, which I actually found interested. He's like moving Carlos, Carlos. 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:38.360 That's the only time he's like, Carlos, get the funk 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:40.319 out of the way the part and he's like in 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:45.400 like driving lovers Port carlos Port. Carlos is like, I'm 0:11:45.440 --> 0:11:47.679 not getting paid enough for this ship. I have to 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:50.319 drive your I felt bad for Carlos and the Zamboni 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:54.160 driver in Buffalo. Oh my god, yeah, Carlos, and he's like, 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:57.240 can you picture yourself? She's like, maybe with a beer, right. 0:11:57.360 --> 0:11:59.800 She goes. She goes about playing some tomatoes while you're 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:01.760 back here too. By the way, how long a stretch 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:04.000 of row was going by when they're just chatting and 0:12:04.080 --> 0:12:08.160 there's no tomato plants going in the ground. The wasting 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:10.920 Carlos is touch right. She goes, He goes a couple 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:13.880 of kids. She goes, drive me baby. So she's like 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:16.600 straddling him on the tractor. She goes, He's got those 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:20.280 big brown eyes, dark hair, broad shoulders. He's the hot dad. 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:23.040 He's a Salter Earth kind of guy. And I just thought, 0:12:23.360 --> 0:12:25.440 and then he had a rose plant, which I thought 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:29.760 was sweet, like rosebush, a rosebush. You're not a farm girl, 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:32.719 I can tell her up next to a farm a 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:39.319 rose plants. I grew up next to a farm, but 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:45.520 I was moving into a cat you know, I had 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:49.679 to play dress up. So she reminded him of his 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:54.559 dad a hunting fish and uh, and his family was 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:57.959 acting so victimized, like when he went through what she 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:00.880 did to him. He's married for like two months. Has 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:03.800 his ex wife spoken out like she's just been trapped 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:06.559 and I would love for them to bring her on 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:09.680 like after the final rose or something. Yeah, she said, 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:11.520 I had to tell him what to do. Look at him. 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:15.600 Did you hear under the tree he's talking about? He said, 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:17.839 and that the last person I brought home with the 0:13:17.920 --> 0:13:23.520 girl that I married and got divorced to divorce. He said, 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:28.720 don't get divorced to someone. Okay, you get married to someone, 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:34.600 you get divorced from someone. I'm married her and got 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:44.160 divorced to her. I did her best. Do you guys 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:47.120 think he's going to make it to the final two? No? 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:53.840 I fear he will. She loves him. I don't know why, 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:56.280 but she is obsessed with him. Does she know his 0:13:56.440 --> 0:14:00.960 political she doesn't? She Beau when this we all find 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:04.360 out after the show came out talk politics. She learns 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:10.559 conversation in the fantasy suite. There should be like a 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:13.840 world map and like a globe and some policy papers. 0:14:14.000 --> 0:14:17.400 And I think Steve said last week like his whole 0:14:17.400 --> 0:14:22.160 family is probably ice agents. She walks in the gears, 0:14:22.520 --> 0:14:29.480 you know, Oh god, poor Carlos, Carlo, Carlos face out 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:35.520 place driving Carlos. So then um, so then something isn't 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:39.360 adding up, like it's like they're just she's like, you know, 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:42.600 the family values just no longer aligned. And then so 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:45.240 that the mom he was talking about his ex wife. 0:14:45.280 --> 0:14:47.760 He said it was her way or she got upset, 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:50.640 it's just the whole thing. And the mom goes, I'm 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:53.840 gonna be no holds bar, and I thought, that's not 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:59.720 the right, that's not the right. Welcome the no holds bo. 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:04.680 What can I get for you? I'm gonna get divorced 0:15:04.760 --> 0:15:07.080 to you. I'm gonna get divorced to you. And I 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:11.640 have a rhose plant over here for you. It's that 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:14.600 whole family I think it is. It's not exactly Rhodes scholars. 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:17.080 And then it's a family of people whose eyes are 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:21.640 a bit far apart. Yes, dad, what was that sign 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:23.680 he made? He went like this or something. My guy 0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:27.800 a whole entrance and like dangning out with each other. 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:31.920 Oh my god. This sister twins to him, and the 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:34.480 sister she's like, oh my god, you guys are twins 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:38.720 saying what you said? Brother? The other brother was talking 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:41.680 about the brother, I thought, and the dad looked so 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:44.200 much alike I did, but I think she was talking 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:56.840 about the mother. Sister had the worst cry ever. In fact, 0:15:56.880 --> 0:16:09.440 here we go, ready, we didn't catch that. And this 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:12.160 woman didn't like leave him in a bath up ice 0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:14.280 after she took his kidney out one night, right, And 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:16.760 he wasn't one of those scenarios. They just broke up. 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:19.920 That's all that happened. Divorced. It happens all the time, 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:22.720 all the time. You will get divorced. It's okay, people. 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:24.600 Mom was like, and he turned to me and said, 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:27.120 am I making the right decision? It was the hardest 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:31.240 day of my life. Why to me? The fact that 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:33.760 that moment is what broke his mom. I'm like, I 0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:36.920 don't get what is happening. I can't imagine. I feel 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:39.520 like they're really scared. They're like, look, Garrett's really sometimes 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:41.640 he just walks and falls into ditches and we don't 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:43.520 find him for weeks, and they's just in there. He 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:48.760 doesn't know how to get out, and Carlos the oven 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:51.160 open and the house burned out, and he doesn't know 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:55.840 why they let him live by himself and Reno. That's right. 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:59.040 And that was when it went awry was they came 0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:01.640 to visit and the girlfriend wanted to do or the 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:06.080 wife wanted to her thing. Yeah, him away, just the 0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:09.160 whole thing. It's like, look, I'm sure she had her quirks, 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:12.880 but like that, but like they are painting as if 0:17:12.960 --> 0:17:23.359 it was like Jeffrey Durst, right, jeff Robert robertspre a 0:17:23.440 --> 0:17:34.439 little bit getting a pedicure once on in Beverly Hill, 0:17:34.720 --> 0:17:39.639 which was fancy interesting than the entire episode. Yeah, and 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:42.399 I also saw Serena Williams was at the same place. 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:46.560 But then I realized that that manicure place started to 0:17:46.720 --> 0:17:51.240 call TMZ, so like there would always be TMZ people. 0:17:51.800 --> 0:17:53.439 So do you think someone like fred Durst play did 0:17:53.480 --> 0:18:01.520 that on purpose? Walk away? No, who wants a sandwich 0:18:04.119 --> 0:18:10.240 packing up people just for somebody, for somebody to suck 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:11.920 that life out of you. It just kills me. And 0:18:12.040 --> 0:18:14.280 so I'm a mother bear, I'm a mother cub. I 0:18:14.400 --> 0:18:17.080 protect my little baby cubs. I don't want him going 0:18:17.160 --> 0:18:24.919 down that squirrel again. Squirrel in trees, you know, Okay, 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:33.600 there's no squirrel there's a squirrel nest. You know, Katie 0:18:33.640 --> 0:18:40.479 looks surprised. No, I think so when yeahs trust sirrel 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:43.439 knows the nest. It's like how the leaves? Yeah, how 0:18:43.480 --> 0:18:45.680 do you know all this stuff? I live on a 0:18:45.760 --> 0:18:49.880 Planet's keep my eyes open. Wait a minute. Raccoons have nests. Yeah, 0:18:50.840 --> 0:18:54.400 a tree dwellers. It looks big. Raccoons are very big 0:18:54.560 --> 0:19:00.400 and cute. But what is r want? The raccoons nest 0:19:00.440 --> 0:19:03.920 the squirrel nest? Okay, I think she I think rabbit 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:07.080 holes more. You know, the squirrel hole. So how don't 0:19:07.119 --> 0:19:09.720 wearing on the squirrel? You can't help your own child. 0:19:10.160 --> 0:19:12.800 We have similar backgrounds, we have deep values. And then 0:19:12.880 --> 0:19:17.560 he mouth kissed his mother. He mouth kissed his mother. 0:19:18.280 --> 0:19:21.400 He mouth kissed his mother. You couldn't pay me enough 0:19:21.480 --> 0:19:26.119 to give my father even a firm hand share. He 0:19:26.840 --> 0:19:29.439 kissed his mother. Well, that's what it is. I mean 0:19:29.720 --> 0:19:33.560 her mouth kissed your mother over the age of ten. Yes, 0:19:33.880 --> 0:19:38.520 what do you still she's passed? Did your mouth stop kissing? 0:19:39.760 --> 0:19:42.640 Have you? Did your mouth kiss her to the end? Yes? Yeah, 0:19:43.600 --> 0:19:45.440 it's not like there's a peck. I mean it wasn't. 0:19:45.520 --> 0:19:47.399 It was never you know, there's no tongues or anything. 0:19:48.280 --> 0:19:50.800 Just kiss on the lips. It was not it was God. 0:19:52.280 --> 0:19:57.560 Families are more kissing. Some families have warmth. How do 0:19:57.640 --> 0:20:02.439 you get into combinations? Where is your where was your wound? 0:20:02.600 --> 0:20:04.960 But you know that Garrett was breastfeeding until two, like 0:20:05.040 --> 0:20:13.280 two years ago. Oh my god, you know, mommy, mommy hungry. 0:20:14.640 --> 0:20:16.920 Kurt brown A or I saw him do stin every something, 0:20:17.000 --> 0:20:19.560 and he did. He breasted until he was like seven, 0:20:19.680 --> 0:20:22.520 and then he started and then he started smoking literally 0:20:22.560 --> 0:20:24.639 when he was like nine. He was just to add up. 0:20:24.720 --> 0:20:30.240 I started smoking two years breastfeeding. It was one of 0:20:30.280 --> 0:20:35.600 the funniest things I've ever seen. I don't even X 0:20:38.119 --> 0:20:40.359 two years. It was an amazing I don't know if 0:20:40.400 --> 0:20:42.000 it's some one of his specials or if you could 0:20:42.080 --> 0:20:45.439 look it up, but that's Kurt brown A, so fucking funny. Okay. 0:20:45.720 --> 0:20:49.639 So then the dad as the dad, his mom was like, 0:20:49.720 --> 0:20:51.920 I love you, and then the dad walks up and 0:20:52.080 --> 0:20:54.480 like as he's leaving, the dad kind of like a douche. 0:20:54.560 --> 0:20:57.920 She pretends to have special needs. He's like to like 0:20:58.240 --> 0:21:02.320 that was weirdchiev Like, are you doing man? That right? Yeah? 0:21:02.400 --> 0:21:05.040 I saw it. I was like, Okay, let's move this along. 0:21:05.960 --> 0:21:08.239 He just thoughts like, you know, that's his dad. You're like, oh, 0:21:08.320 --> 0:21:11.320 you think that's funny. He wasn't incredibly inappropriate, and that 0:21:11.440 --> 0:21:13.760 makes you go, oh, that's the guy that does like 0:21:14.000 --> 0:21:17.040 the inappropriate joke. His dad's probably behind a shoulder, like yeah, 0:21:17.160 --> 0:21:20.520 like that one that you're right making fun of women 0:21:20.720 --> 0:21:23.159 or kids. There's a side that we're not hearing about this, 0:21:23.280 --> 0:21:26.720 like ex wife situation where it's like the mom tried 0:21:26.800 --> 0:21:31.760 to kill me, so I, oh my god, Yeah, this 0:21:31.920 --> 0:21:38.399 is a tough speak. I say, let her speak the 0:21:38.480 --> 0:21:43.879 tomato mulch. Now she's in the squirrel hole. Red Durst 0:21:44.720 --> 0:21:50.320 years ago, and his speech to his mom talking about 0:21:50.320 --> 0:21:52.800 how much he loved her sounded like a kid coming 0:21:52.840 --> 0:21:55.359 home from camp talking about a canoe or something. He 0:21:55.520 --> 0:21:57.480 was like, and then we went to the Bahamas and 0:21:57.520 --> 0:21:59.359 then I said how much I loved her and I 0:21:59.359 --> 0:22:01.280 couldn't believe. And then she said and then it was 0:22:01.359 --> 0:22:03.800 like unbelievable about she much. She looked at me and 0:22:03.880 --> 0:22:05.320 she was like so honest with me. And then we 0:22:05.400 --> 0:22:07.480 went to the thing and then I kissed. Yeah. It 0:22:07.600 --> 0:22:11.200 was like this long, rambling sort of child want to 0:22:11.280 --> 0:22:13.520 make sure to see who the noun was, who who 0:22:13.640 --> 0:22:16.399 was talking about. He just started recounting this series of 0:22:16.480 --> 0:22:22.199 events in one long sentence between between Colton bringing up 0:22:22.280 --> 0:22:26.000 his virginity to his mother and then Garrett doing that 0:22:26.119 --> 0:22:27.800 thing and then ending up with a mouse kist on 0:22:27.880 --> 0:22:30.879 his mother. Like this year we didn't get any crazy 0:22:31.000 --> 0:22:34.400 ones like Brian's mom or Joejoe's mom, which I love. 0:22:34.480 --> 0:22:39.399 I love off the Road crazy month, But I did 0:22:39.480 --> 0:22:42.960 feel like these guys all behave like lunatics with their moms. 0:22:44.000 --> 0:22:47.600 What is going on here? They're very soft man, these 0:22:47.640 --> 0:22:50.400 are Yeah, they're some big man. They're big and they're 0:22:50.600 --> 0:22:55.720 sock Yeah. Well go ahead, let's hear the the what's 0:22:55.720 --> 0:22:58.480 his name? The third one, Blake, Blake and his mom 0:22:58.560 --> 0:23:03.520 have ad It was amazing. So now we're in Buffalo, 0:23:04.520 --> 0:23:08.920 were Jason. We're at the anchor no one ever the 0:23:09.080 --> 0:23:13.040 anchor bar Buffalo style chicken wings and they have to 0:23:13.119 --> 0:23:16.200 do a eat these wings, eat these wings, and it 0:23:16.359 --> 0:23:19.240 was just she was grossed out. And then next to 0:23:19.320 --> 0:23:24.280 them people just chowing down chicken wings. Wings, by the way, 0:23:24.359 --> 0:23:26.000 not what she was doing, you know, she didn't want 0:23:26.040 --> 0:23:28.000 to eat it. And then they were like pretending to 0:23:28.080 --> 0:23:31.080 put like ranch dressing on each other's faces. And she 0:23:31.280 --> 0:23:34.359 was like, so like, no ranch dressing in Buffalo. I 0:23:34.440 --> 0:23:38.199 know she knew it. And they were like, how did 0:23:38.280 --> 0:23:40.119 she know? Someone gave her that? Oh my god. They 0:23:40.160 --> 0:23:42.199 were like really And it was like a pamphlet when 0:23:42.240 --> 0:23:43.920 you come into the city. I think that says it 0:23:44.040 --> 0:23:47.560 on there. Yeah. Ok. It was something about a city 0:23:47.640 --> 0:23:52.400 that is so aggressive about condiments, like I just saw 0:23:52.480 --> 0:23:54.680 that thing about Chicago. Put a sign up that's like, 0:23:54.800 --> 0:24:00.520 no catch up. It's like, go fuck yourself. Okay. That 0:24:00.720 --> 0:24:02.920 was really annoying to me. I was like, Buffalo, you 0:24:03.520 --> 0:24:09.320 Buffalo rats dress. It's like, I mean truly. And it 0:24:09.520 --> 0:24:13.399 was something about all these sort of like white people 0:24:13.880 --> 0:24:19.440 tasty white people are gonna cuss cash yes, the check 0:24:19.480 --> 0:24:25.040 as jack as no ras Buffalo cuss cuss gass guss. 0:24:25.400 --> 0:24:31.400 The world's were zombies, the world's whitest fratties like her 0:24:31.560 --> 0:24:37.119 vagina just dried up like a nature documentary. It's like 0:24:37.680 --> 0:24:42.600 and then the land lost all its water. Um. And 0:24:42.640 --> 0:24:45.000 then he recounted the story about putting food on each 0:24:45.000 --> 0:24:47.800 other's faces like it was the funniest story ever. Laugh. 0:24:47.920 --> 0:24:50.600