WEBVTT - Introducing: The Ballad of Uncle Drank

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Uncle Grank. Hey, y'all, I'm Uncle Drank,

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<v Speaker 1>star of the Ballad of Uncle Drank. It is a

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<v Speaker 1>scripted musical podcast about the life and times of me

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<v Speaker 1>fictional golf in Western country music pioneer Uncle Drank. I

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<v Speaker 1>lived my life by the eight bees, beers, boats, babes, bars, beaches, birds, blenders,

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<v Speaker 1>and of course bananas. The series also stars Brian Kelly,

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<v Speaker 1>Luke Wilson, Get a Bunch of Pets, a taper, three ostlots,

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<v Speaker 1>and a non binary gender fluid flamingo named Flamingo Star

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<v Speaker 1>Chelsea Lynn. You reach your own hair. It's full of nutrients.

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<v Speaker 1>Kinki Friedman. I can get your coling work if you want.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you in Bloon Animals ed Bill Yzan is

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<v Speaker 1>a talking blender named Blending. I was the best friend

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<v Speaker 1>and confident of one of the most iconic golf and

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<v Speaker 1>Western country singers of all time. Yes, Uncle Drank and

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<v Speaker 1>this hilarious musical comedy series, listeners will meet the man

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<v Speaker 1>who invented golf and Western country music. Featuring a soundtrack

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<v Speaker 1>full of Uncle Frank's greatest hits and the Biggest doc

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<v Speaker 1>on the Lake, Biggest Shallow, but everybody knows I got

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest dog on you leg. Whatever don't to kill

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<v Speaker 1>you makes you stronger? Whatever done, whatever, don't kill you up.

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<v Speaker 1>Third Wife's a chump. Here she was chilly, she'd be

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<v Speaker 1>a five and love. Third Wife's a child. Don't miss

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<v Speaker 1>the ballat of Uncle Drank, a musical podcast brought to

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<v Speaker 1>you by Audio Up and Serious ex Time