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Speaker 1: My name is Uncle Grank. Hey, y'all, I'm Uncle Drank,

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Speaker 1: star of the Ballad of Uncle Drank. It is a

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Speaker 1: scripted musical podcast about the life and times of me

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Speaker 1: fictional golf in Western country music pioneer Uncle Drank. I

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Speaker 1: lived my life by the eight bees, beers, boats, babes, bars, beaches, birds, blenders,

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Speaker 1: and of course bananas. The series also stars Brian Kelly,

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Speaker 1: Luke Wilson, Get a Bunch of Pets, a taper, three ostlots,

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Speaker 1: and a non binary gender fluid flamingo named Flamingo Star

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Speaker 1: Chelsea Lynn. You reach your own hair. It's full of nutrients.

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Speaker 1: Kinki Friedman. I can get your coling work if you want.

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Speaker 1: How are you in Bloon Animals ed Bill Yzan is

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Speaker 1: a talking blender named Blending. I was the best friend

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Speaker 1: and confident of one of the most iconic golf and

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Speaker 1: Western country singers of all time. Yes, Uncle Drank and

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Speaker 1: this hilarious musical comedy series, listeners will meet the man

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Speaker 1: who invented golf and Western country music. Featuring a soundtrack

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Speaker 1: full of Uncle Frank's greatest hits and the Biggest doc

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Speaker 1: on the Lake, Biggest Shallow, but everybody knows I got

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Speaker 1: the biggest dog on you leg. Whatever don't to kill

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Speaker 1: you makes you stronger? Whatever done, whatever, don't kill you up.

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Speaker 1: Third Wife's a chump. Here she was chilly, she'd be

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Speaker 1: a five and love. Third Wife's a child. Don't miss

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Speaker 1: the ballat of Uncle Drank, a musical podcast brought to

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Speaker 1: you by Audio Up and Serious ex Time