WEBVTT - Your Husband's Prescription

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after It's my strawberry letter for today's subject

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<v Speaker 1>my friends freaky husband. Sounds like a prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the subject my friend's freaky husband. But first

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<v Speaker 1>it is the nephew the King of Pranks with today's

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<v Speaker 1>prank phone call. What you got your husband's pusscription? Same thing,

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<v Speaker 1>same things? Prescription? Hello? Hello, how you doing? This? Is

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<v Speaker 1>uh pharmacy. My name is Brian, I'm the tech here.

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<v Speaker 1>UH is Mr Donovan? Donovan? Is he available now? What

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<v Speaker 1>can I help you with? Well? He dropped his prescription

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<v Speaker 1>off about an hour ago. I wanted to We wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to call let you guys know that the prescription is ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Prescription for well. He um, he dropped off a prescription.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm assuming he must have looked like the doctor just

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<v Speaker 1>wrote this prescription today, So I'm assuming he um, it

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<v Speaker 1>seems like he would probably need this, uh pretty soon,

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<v Speaker 1>So I wanted to let you guys know it's ready. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and what exactly did he get a prescription for? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a Maxa selling, Maxa selling, a Maxa selling when

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<v Speaker 1>you've got him at least fifteen tablets, If he could

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<v Speaker 1>take two tablets a day. Right, My name is Brian. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the technician here at the pharmacy. Okay, well let

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<v Speaker 1>me okay, Donovan, that's my husband. Let me make sure

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<v Speaker 1>you have the right Donovan, because well let me. Can

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<v Speaker 1>we take the birthdays? Are you allowed to do that

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<v Speaker 1>with me? Oh? Definitely, definitely it's um Is that correct? Yes? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So what exactly is a maxa selling for MARSA silling

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<v Speaker 1>was an antibiotic, ma'am? So any type of small infections

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<v Speaker 1>of some sort, diseases or whatever. Is it pretty much

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<v Speaker 1>cures it? So are you telling me this? Nasty? Then

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<v Speaker 1>got something and winning got it on my first off.

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<v Speaker 1>He wanted to see the doctor and got a prescription

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<v Speaker 1>under my interest. Just try and he would have got something,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what? You know what that Brian, I'm coming

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<v Speaker 1>down there. I'll pick up the medicine. I don't get

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<v Speaker 1>it and if people want that mental he'll check in

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<v Speaker 1>with me at my counter because I got a check

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<v Speaker 1>And he then wrote that and not cast I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>beat the hell out just he do not know, he

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<v Speaker 1>does not even you know what we brought in a

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<v Speaker 1>new year. I'm sorry I'm sorry, you're you're Mr. What what?

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<v Speaker 1>What can I call you by your first name? What's

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<v Speaker 1>your name? No communist, that's fine, just cammunist, No communist? Okay. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, I want to apologize. I had no

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<v Speaker 1>idea that you were not aware of the actual prescription

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<v Speaker 1>that he's that we've just filed for him, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just just on a personal note, I'm just curious. Is

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<v Speaker 1>there a possibility maybe maybe you could have given it

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<v Speaker 1>to him? Brian Noble? You didn't? You have lost so

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<v Speaker 1>the mom Now, first off, you don't call my phone first,

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<v Speaker 1>if know you. I'm glad you called my phone to

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<v Speaker 1>tell me it's my interns, that's why. And then you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna use me of of something? Are you going him?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you ever in your life call somebody's phone. And

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<v Speaker 1>this is a courteyrol. Let's none of your business. What's

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<v Speaker 1>going on in my o kays none of your business.

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<v Speaker 1>You get out of my way. That ain't none of

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<v Speaker 1>your business, and you ain't get it. Nothing to answer

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<v Speaker 1>you a question, I've got something for ya. And if

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<v Speaker 1>he want to come home with STDs and you want

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<v Speaker 1>to ask me if I gave him that city? Oh, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the manager. Let me speak to your managers, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just I was, uh, you know, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be unprofessional. I was just asking a personal question.

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<v Speaker 1>I should not have asked you something like that, and

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<v Speaker 1>I do apologize. Uh should we expect someone to pick

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<v Speaker 1>up the prescription? I just told you I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>taking up. I'm gonna coming up. You know what, blind,

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<v Speaker 1>You'll know who I am because I got I got

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of words for y'all, and I still want

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<v Speaker 1>to speak to your manager. You did. You were very

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<v Speaker 1>unprofessional and I don't appreciate you coming at me. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>telling to eat you me telling me he didn't got

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<v Speaker 1>me st D didn't ask me that I give us

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<v Speaker 1>to him, and you all of him the wame wrong. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm not trying to get all in between your legs. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently that's not the place to be considering you guys

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<v Speaker 1>need a mixosim you know. But you get me in

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<v Speaker 1>lost shot, like, do you know what, Ryan, I still

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<v Speaker 1>got some sta left from the first and guess what,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanna like them. So, y'all, you don't played games

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<v Speaker 1>for me. You do not even no, you do not

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<v Speaker 1>know me. You don't know who I am. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>know who I know and what I got. I got

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<v Speaker 1>something for y'all. What does this prescription is? Because I

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<v Speaker 1>know it's nothing one by home. I know it's not

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<v Speaker 1>What did he take his tripe? Where'd you ask? Because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all my late? Now? Um, would you like my

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<v Speaker 1>managers here? Would you like to speak with him? Man? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>put the manager on. Put your manager own. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to speach on down. Uh huh. Hello, Hello, you're the manager.

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<v Speaker 1>This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Horban War on

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<v Speaker 1>his show. When you just got prayed by your husband Donovan,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna hearing him and you what pan calling me?

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<v Speaker 1>He needs to be out looking for a job. Say

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<v Speaker 1>what's in three months? Don't play with me like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Got my blood pressures you are Oh no, I'm coming down.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still coming to get you. I'm not baby. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't come get me. I'm better be glad. I love

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<v Speaker 1>y'allse Oh my god, my wife. Don't tolerate no cheat.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you know I'm crazy. You ain't right, you won't.

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<v Speaker 1>I got one more thing to ask. You know, what

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<v Speaker 1>is the badest and I mean the baddest radio show

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<v Speaker 1>in the lay Steve Love Morning Show. Why would you

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<v Speaker 1>lady accept that call right there? That was nerve racking

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<v Speaker 1>to hear that, do it? Why do you come up

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<v Speaker 1>with these pranks? Tommy? Oh? Man, I got one? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>surely it ain't that hard. What do you mean you're

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<v Speaker 1>asking him how he come up with him? He died

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<v Speaker 1>now already. Yeah, you know he he exists in ignorance,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you want to know how he come up

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<v Speaker 1>with Hell, you guys, do it be steal for me?

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<v Speaker 1>He just stuff popping in his head. That. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like who thinks of this kind of stuff? Hey? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>When last time y'all been to an auto show? Like

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<v Speaker 1>a year? Yeah? The last Junior, you've never been to

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<v Speaker 1>an auto show? No, last time I went to one

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<v Speaker 1>was in Detroit and that's when we was all with

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<v Speaker 1>the same read was not Cassine read I'm talking about. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I went to the L. A. Carsh Auto Show this year.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought it was last year, but it was earlier this year.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of car you'd be looking for? Why did

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<v Speaker 1>you think so? Don't even be on the road, Jim

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<v Speaker 1>asked him when the last time you'll went to car show. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I was with you and Tommy. That was the last time.

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<v Speaker 1>That's rightful that fantom came out. I still right there

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<v Speaker 1>looking at that thing. Put it right on the vision board.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at god. I remember when you got when you

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<v Speaker 1>first got yours, when you turned fifty, you got your

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<v Speaker 1>first Fantom. That was a goal and a dream of yours.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember stick. Remember the Maybach. Remember that was the most

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful car that you That was outstanding, that may Buck.

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<v Speaker 1>You had Steve. Oh he drove it so slow that

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<v Speaker 1>he was no hurry. I drive all my cars. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like fast, how fast going the speed limit? Whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>The yeah the speed limit for real, Junior. You turn

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<v Speaker 1>it with one no, no, keep just with the heel

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<v Speaker 1>of my hand. They'd be in the air like they

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<v Speaker 1>wave here like that. I turned with the heel of

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<v Speaker 1>my hand. Your mother five never grabbed the pimp. So cool.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's funny. I remember that made Boka. Yeah it

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<v Speaker 1>was beautiful. That was so pretty that yeah, oh yeah

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<v Speaker 1>that it was black, but you know white. I love

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<v Speaker 1>cause it watches. Oh yeah, you have a thing for watching. Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>look we gotta get out of here. It's time for

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<v Speaker 1>the Strawberry letter coming up, subject my friends, freaky husband.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into it right after this