Speaker 1: Calgary. Are you welcome to another episode of the podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm your host, Michael Blackson, I'm never alone, and Mike,
Speaker 1: I'm here. Chinese best friend? What's going on? Chinese best friend?
Speaker 1: We weren't today? You have on yellow. You feel like
Speaker 1: a taxi cab or like big bird, like a banana.
Speaker 1: I feel like a banana today. That's good man. You
Speaker 1: know I got him very little shiny Michael black and
Speaker 1: I just feel like shiny today. We need to turn
Speaker 1: on the chandelier, like to have more lighting on my shirt. No,
Speaker 1: the schande leric so your outfit will shine more. That
Speaker 1: looks like a very uh exclusive edition. Where did you
Speaker 1: get that amazing outfit? Michael Blacks? I got this from
Speaker 1: my guys over there at UH Philly on South Street.
Speaker 1: Good friends of mine, stories called Dudes Dudes d u
Speaker 1: d s is on South Street, seventh and South in Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: Made out of crystal. Yeah this matters of some vosky crystal.
Speaker 1: Chinese best friend goodness. That's a very beautiful out Yeah,
Speaker 1: your shoes, the shoes look familiar. Yeah, a famous comedian.
Speaker 1: Give it to me, Michael Blocks, and thanks a lot,
Speaker 1: Michael Blocks. That's right, it was my robroto Valley that
Speaker 1: I ordered, and when they came in the mail, it
Speaker 1: did not look like what it was on a picture.
Speaker 1: So I gave him to you and we wear the
Speaker 1: same size. Yeah, that's just tells you that shoe size
Speaker 1: don't matter on dick size, because there was no way
Speaker 1: you got the same size dick as me. No disrespect
Speaker 1: to your Chinese best friend or any Chinese nigga out there,
Speaker 1: but there's no way no Asian have a bigger dig
Speaker 1: than me. No way. But that is mean, y'all. Jackie
Speaker 1: Chan fucking um who they got from Romeo or die?
Speaker 1: What's that motherfucker name? His name is Jet Lee Lee
Speaker 1: Jet wherever the fucking name is, No Asian on the
Speaker 1: planet of history of the world. I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: Mike wish Asian would have a bigger dick than me.
Speaker 1: Chinese best friend probably yell, he's seven, Yeah, he's seven
Speaker 1: fo it, but his dick is eight foot inches when
Speaker 1: the fun at a difference work out of him. I'm
Speaker 1: not a friend of y'all man, you know what I mean? Well,
Speaker 1: after I see your friend Mr Doctor Miami, I probably
Speaker 1: beat you. Why you want to get your dick and lodged. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what kind of want to get a nice speedo.
Speaker 1: I want to learn how to swim and get a
Speaker 1: speedo and start swimming. And what the speedo has to
Speaker 1: do with your dick size? Because it shows more, Mike. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but when it's we get a pool, nothing that matters. Man.
Speaker 1: What's the cold water touches your dick? Everybody, dick shrink?
Speaker 1: Trust me, we're not getting the water. My dick turns
Speaker 1: to Asian dick, and I'll show your since you're already Asian,
Speaker 1: your dick turns to it. I'm sure, Mike. I think
Speaker 1: the site sometimes don't matter. It's the emotion in the ocean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but if the emotion is not moving, what the different
Speaker 1: doesn't make If there's no ocean, how are you gonna
Speaker 1: make a motion's best friend? Mine might be small, but
Speaker 1: it's a poisonous bike. Like I said before, that's not
Speaker 1: a good thing Chinese best friend. That means you're giving
Speaker 1: up like a claimedia or something. No, No, it's a
Speaker 1: different kind of poisons. But it tickles the vagina. It
Speaker 1: makes them come really fast. Seriously, So little dicks make
Speaker 1: women come fast because I know nobody wants bladder and
Speaker 1: fiction all the time. That is true. That's true. American
Speaker 1: women love big dicks, okay, and Africa African woman or
Speaker 1: tie of big digs. That's my funding. African woman. You
Speaker 1: know what she said to me, Please hurry up and complete.
Speaker 1: I'm like, nah, take this bladder infection. When the time
Speaker 1: for your punishment sex and Africa's punishment and America's pleasure
Speaker 1: because all Americans and agents have little dicks. Just spected
Speaker 1: Americans that are listening and no disaspecting my Asian friends.
Speaker 1: But we have sex. It's for punishment. You come home,
Speaker 1: their food is not ready to your wife go upstairs
Speaker 1: and ready to punish you with the dick. In America,
Speaker 1: I tried that in America. That shouldn't work. The woman
Speaker 1: was like, okay, I'm not gonna cook nothing. Punish me again.
Speaker 1: I'm like, bitch, I'm tired. You motherfucker who cook my food?
Speaker 1: You just sucking slick. I know you like this ship.
Speaker 1: No wonder why you don't get a lot of cooking
Speaker 1: sometimes Yeah, because they won't. Yeah, rider rather have some
Speaker 1: dick than cook for me. She'd rather punish you, she said, Mike,
Speaker 1: I didn't cook. Can I get a punishment to them.
Speaker 1: But no, motherfucker, please cook. I'm hungry, okay, any combination
Speaker 1: prey right today? So I guess, uh, she's getting punishment
Speaker 1: and we're not eating. No, she's cooking spaghetty right now.
Speaker 1: Hey rider, Hey rider, welcome. I heard you just came
Speaker 1: from the Los Angeles National Airport today. Yeah, she's cooking me.
Speaker 1: It's very sweet to you, Michael Blocks. Thanks, Jenny's best man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she got you should have got an Asian woman instead
Speaker 1: of Hungarian man. She cooks a lot for me. Your
Speaker 1: Hungarian woman cooks cooks every day, of course, more than
Speaker 1: an Asian. She cooks more than my mom. What did
Speaker 1: she cook? What kind of hungry food you eat? She
Speaker 1: cooks a lot of Asian food, mostly a lot of rice,
Speaker 1: because you're and your son are both Asian and she's hungering. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The moment I wake up, food is ready. She's sweet girl.
Speaker 1: That's good man, that's nothing. Yeah, you're not fat, you're
Speaker 1: just slightly out of shape. Man, it's not now, you're not.
Speaker 1: Don't underestimate you're You're so nice today, Michael Block. No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm serious, man, all right, what I mean forget all
Speaker 1: of that all right, did you hear that all the
Speaker 1: restaurants now in Los Angeles County are all open inside? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because I went to my favorite pancake place today and
Speaker 1: we actually ate inside. Wow. Yeah, so they are eating inside.
Speaker 1: Congratulations Los Angeles, Thank you, Governor Newsome. I heard somebody
Speaker 1: else is running for governor. Oh yes, a matter of fact,
Speaker 1: A gold medal runner back in the eighties, A good
Speaker 1: friend of your other friends, Caitlyn Jenner. The last time
Speaker 1: he ran, he won gold medal. It was the Olympics,
Speaker 1: Bruce Jenner. He was Bruce back then. And what now
Speaker 1: he's running for I heard governor governor? Yeah, Caitlyn Jenner
Speaker 1: is running for governor California. But why do you call him?
Speaker 1: He isn't Caitlin's now? She? Yeah, she is running. Yes, Okay,
Speaker 1: so she's not a transgender, right, Caitlyn Jenner has a
Speaker 1: she's a transgender? No, no, she Caitlyn Jenner is dating
Speaker 1: a beautiful girl. But she I saw a picture one
Speaker 1: time where she was didting a guy that kind of
Speaker 1: looked like me in it because it put my face
Speaker 1: on this guy's body one time? Was that you? No?
Speaker 1: I never dated Caen Jenner. I would date that. I
Speaker 1: like the date. Just know she's Caitlyn Jenner is dating
Speaker 1: a girl that was just as she should. She has
Speaker 1: a whole dick. Yeah, okay, if she has a dick,
Speaker 1: then she probably want to day the girls. She probably
Speaker 1: just liked to wear dresses just be for fun, you
Speaker 1: know what, Michael blood inside she wants to funk a
Speaker 1: bit like everybody else. I think the Kardashian blood is
Speaker 1: a little bit complicated. Don't you think I mean a
Speaker 1: little bit? What do you think? I have no idea
Speaker 1: Chinese best friend, my friend Kanye West. What's that girl's name,
Speaker 1: Kanye West wife? If you don't know, the most popular
Speaker 1: Persian woman on earth must be the smart water that
Speaker 1: you're giving me in your else, I can really dump
Speaker 1: to drink some smart water. What's her name again? Kim
Speaker 1: Kardashian Kari? Yeah, yeah, Kim Kardeshian left Kanye West. That
Speaker 1: was a long time ago. Chinese best friends official now
Speaker 1: this week? Guess so was j Low official a few
Speaker 1: weeks ago. But we knew it was over. That's why,
Speaker 1: you know what. That's what I hate. Sometimes I'm gonna
Speaker 1: celebt me about to die, and some not they'll put
Speaker 1: up a fake thing that he's already dead, and then
Speaker 1: they'll make a tweet like he's not dead yet. I'm like,
Speaker 1: he's already been drinks. He's gonna die. Yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 1: I think everything in the Kardeshian family is predictable. They
Speaker 1: get married and divorced. That's just how it is, you know,
Speaker 1: that's part of life. Man, my neighbor in Delaware, they
Speaker 1: were married forever. They were like sixty years old, and
Speaker 1: the guy got caught cheated. E mean, six year old
Speaker 1: Nigga's cheat Chinese best friend. People get tired sometimes they
Speaker 1: either want something different. It just this is my opinion
Speaker 1: is I think if you're married for so long, get
Speaker 1: the guy harpad, let me go take his dick and
Speaker 1: some strange for China for once. Let me get some
Speaker 1: strange pusson nothing's wrong. Let the man explore man's fifty
Speaker 1: being with you for twenty years of saying fucking Vagina.
Speaker 1: Give him something different. Let him exploring the other grass.
Speaker 1: The grass is greener on the grass is green, or
Speaker 1: someone it might be green. On the other side, lady
Speaker 1: might have more grass. You know, Vagina, I don't know
Speaker 1: China's best friend. I just think nobody stays together forever.
Speaker 1: So you gotta find a way to keep it spicy
Speaker 1: and let your man go get some new cut, maybe fellas,
Speaker 1: get your old best friend to fuck your wife. I
Speaker 1: don't know, just do something. Nobody's sucking my wife. You know,
Speaker 1: my wife want to see other people. She better look
Speaker 1: out the window, motherfucker. She better just window shop, bread,
Speaker 1: window shopp What fun that ship is today is not
Speaker 1: about us. It's not about the future governor of fucking California,
Speaker 1: whether he's going to have a first lady or first man.
Speaker 1: Whatever he decides to fuck, Thank goodness, he has to
Speaker 1: penis as far as I know, right, Caitlyn Jenner, Yes,
Speaker 1: that's what I heard. Is okay and long he has
Speaker 1: a dick, Yeah, he wasn't wan. Can you're gonna vote
Speaker 1: for him? I can't vote. I can't vote in California.
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to vote in this country. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know it would be interesting. Are you gonna vote for him?
Speaker 1: Vote for Caitlyn Jenner? Good idea. It seems like a
Speaker 1: very nice guy. Land gentleman, My first guest today is
Speaker 1: a man that never has the hands out. That's right,
Speaker 1: because the niga has one hand. Listen, a gentleman. Baby
Speaker 1: Chopper is in the building today, Man Baby trouble to
Speaker 1: the Mothersucker Podcast. Welcome, man, Welcome, put his earphones on.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Monega, I'm so excited to meet
Speaker 1: sons Man. You know, my show is all about having people,
Speaker 1: hard working, different people. I don't know into like, like
Speaker 1: I said when I had an interview with Charlotte Maagne,
Speaker 1: I'm not into a list and b listens. I like
Speaker 1: ze lists your zealist celebrity. By the way, Moniga, I
Speaker 1: like z Q to z q R s t u
Speaker 1: V all the way disease listen. Absolutely right with him
Speaker 1: zealist because it shows on her views. But it's amazing.
Speaker 1: I mean giving everybody a chance in the world. I
Speaker 1: like people that's been through hardship, different people, and my guests.
Speaker 1: It is a very special different guy. Because you can't
Speaker 1: see the show, you can hear it. He's one on
Speaker 1: and he got luckily for him. He's right it are
Speaker 1: you right handed? Full fuck shit? That's gonna be hard, dude,
Speaker 1: that's tough. He came and beat a dick. You have
Speaker 1: to j you cho still chok your chicken off. Damn
Speaker 1: but you see the thing about it, You gotta talent,
Speaker 1: You gotta get creative, you know what I mean. Let's
Speaker 1: go back to the beginning of all of this. How
Speaker 1: they started. Do you want to tell us a story?
Speaker 1: Tell us from when you were born into Yeah, when
Speaker 1: he came out the women, this mothersucker, and I want
Speaker 1: to I'm more interested than one man. You know what
Speaker 1: I think about the one arm man? You know who
Speaker 1: I think about? I don't, but I guess no, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: His name is Dr Richard Kimbo. Who's that? What movie
Speaker 1: was that? Who's that? The future? That the one man
Speaker 1: killed his wife? But the fuck this? Then you gotta
Speaker 1: kill Dr Richard Kimbo's wife. I thought you was talking
Speaker 1: about saving Private Ryan. His name is Dctor Richard Kimbo.
Speaker 1: Let's go back to baby Chop with tell us how
Speaker 1: you got to this point. So like five years ago,
Speaker 1: I lost my arm, just five years ago. Five years ago,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and the problem of your life. I
Speaker 1: lost my arm and I wasn't into a lot of
Speaker 1: trouble a lot you lost your own while your industries.
Speaker 1: Now this was before. See what happened was I was
Speaker 1: in the streets, running around selling drugs, carrying guns called
Speaker 1: charges and ended up having two daughters. I decided changed
Speaker 1: my life after coming home from a gun charge and
Speaker 1: in the process of working, I lost my arm. Ever since,
Speaker 1: I always wanted to be a rapper, to be okay,
Speaker 1: how did you? Yeah, I'm like, you went to the store,
Speaker 1: you lost your wallet and you lost your arm? Like
Speaker 1: what then happened? Like? And I got stuck in the
Speaker 1: machine machine. It's called a blanche. What's a blanch of it?
Speaker 1: Blanches mushrooms. It's like a big machine. I called it
Speaker 1: the Titanic. I'm saying, were you working there? Somebody shoving
Speaker 1: your hands in it? No? No, I had to put
Speaker 1: my hand in there and clean it out. I was
Speaker 1: on sanitation. He was working. A bruncher is like a
Speaker 1: meat cutter. Now, I just like blends it. I don't know,
Speaker 1: kind of mushroom, like the mushroom get you high? No, no,
Speaker 1: no food, mushroom like mushroom mushroom, yeah, mushroom, mushroom. So
Speaker 1: you just put it in and then I was doing sanitation.
Speaker 1: The mushrooms float through the belt. When I didn't shoot
Speaker 1: the water out to clean out the system, because the
Speaker 1: water system was broken. Oh and then boom went me cleaning,
Speaker 1: put in my hand in there took me right in. Wow,
Speaker 1: So how did it stop? It just didn't. I had
Speaker 1: it forced myself and fighting out. Oh my god, it
Speaker 1: can't be saved because it's blended up and blended yeah. Wow, sorry.
Speaker 1: So what I did was I was pulling me in.
Speaker 1: I'm pulling out stretching it. So I said my own self, congratulations.
Speaker 1: Now did you have any dream, any nightmare prior to
Speaker 1: this or something like this happening to you? No? Never,
Speaker 1: it was unsuspected, Like I'm like damning in the I
Speaker 1: could have gone shot stad know that happened. And then
Speaker 1: the fucking machine were you trying to make an honest living?
Speaker 1: Takes you out? And what's crazy that I'm trying to
Speaker 1: change my life around? It's just like damn, I feel
Speaker 1: like rejecting. Now. Wow, so you lose your arm? And
Speaker 1: then what did to get to the hospital? Take them
Speaker 1: to the hospital right bleeding or dead? At this time?
Speaker 1: Actually was I was in credible condition. Wow, And he
Speaker 1: came through that because God had a purpose for you.
Speaker 1: I mean that's how I look at it as. Whenever
Speaker 1: you have a life saving situation, guy, has a purpose.
Speaker 1: It's not your time. When it's not your time, nothing
Speaker 1: can stop you, you know. So it wasn't your time.
Speaker 1: And the thing about it, you're losing the arm probably
Speaker 1: made you more interesting now. I mean honestly, if you
Speaker 1: had an arm, you probably won't be here with me
Speaker 1: right now. Thank God for your one arm. Hey, you
Speaker 1: know what video you guys shut was hilarious, justs it
Speaker 1: made me. You know, everything happens for a reason. You
Speaker 1: probably get more bitches now. Whatever the reason it is, man,
Speaker 1: give me that simplethy pussy. I'll take it any day.
Speaker 1: I got blessed with another cock, and I can't get
Speaker 1: nobody pregnant with this one. Yeah, he's gotta deal though,
Speaker 1: Michael Bloxon, look, nobody included. Totally crap. He reminds me
Speaker 1: of that guy from that favorite Kurt SpongeBob square packed
Speaker 1: squid word squid words where the square? He didn't have arm,
Speaker 1: He's a squid nobody watches. I haven't write SpongeBob so long,
Speaker 1: I forgot the characters. Jenny's best friend, you have a
Speaker 1: new baby, some I'm sure you're still Have you ever
Speaker 1: banged a girl? Why wouldn't you have to be a girl,
Speaker 1: boy fingerfucker girl. He's just gonna get to that point
Speaker 1: and he's best friend. He's just gonna just stick his
Speaker 1: whole hands and some woman's vagina. I ain't gonna live.
Speaker 1: Have you ever wanted about his eyes? I haven't tried
Speaker 1: done it yet. Not yet. But if you have a
Speaker 1: little saman with your hands instead too small or too big,
Speaker 1: you're gonna complain with garlicshys right. You know the funny
Speaker 1: thing about the week we men do. Why he's sucking Huh?
Speaker 1: She's like, give me that long and they just switch
Speaker 1: up on her and they shove your arm and then
Speaker 1: she's out. My god, this nigga do have a real
Speaker 1: other big dick and she has no clue that, you know.
Speaker 1: It's the best part about it. It's not gonna die
Speaker 1: out on its insta hard. I'm saying, oh like instagraumd
Speaker 1: insta hard. That's the best part about it. Do you
Speaker 1: have feelings in it? Something? I mean, it's weird. It's
Speaker 1: like I don't, but I do. How far off can
Speaker 1: you feel up to? You? Hear your shoulders though? Going up?
Speaker 1: Is that his numbers not? It's like sometimes even itches
Speaker 1: I try to scratch, but it's like it's in my bone,
Speaker 1: so I really can't scratch it. I gotta just deal
Speaker 1: with it. Wow. Okay, so now you're collecting Social Security?
Speaker 1: I mean no, no, actually got paid you soon. So
Speaker 1: who did you say with a company? Wow? Did you
Speaker 1: get good money? Yeah? I got paid good. So you
Speaker 1: probably don't have to work again, and I don't. I'm chilling.
Speaker 1: How somebody cut my arm up and hand me chill? Yeah?
Speaker 1: They're hurring. Huh they still hurving. What do you want
Speaker 1: to stick your finger on the mushroom? Maybe just a pinker.
Speaker 1: I don't need this one. Wow. So you made out
Speaker 1: because technically you are handicapped. Because of that, you can't
Speaker 1: do whatever, you know. I mean, if I was a
Speaker 1: stand up comedian, if I lost my right arm and
Speaker 1: I can't hold a mic, well I lost it. I
Speaker 1: gotta make sure I'm paid enough to take in my
Speaker 1: whole life because I'm like, listen, I can't hold the
Speaker 1: mic anymore. I'm not lefty. I don't know how to
Speaker 1: hold the Michael. You gotta lose your arm performing Michael Block.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, if I lose my arm doing anything,
Speaker 1: that's why you always have your body and short. You know,
Speaker 1: you work in a place with machines at that time,
Speaker 1: so if you something happens, of course you got to
Speaker 1: suit them. But me, I mean, I'm a comedian. Let's
Speaker 1: say if go probade something happened to me, I lose
Speaker 1: a leg. I have to ensure my body. I think
Speaker 1: my body's worth. Yeah, you cann't show your body after this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then if your point start, ensure your dick. I'm
Speaker 1: not a point start, but I think I shoun show
Speaker 1: my dick because my dick is I think it's probably
Speaker 1: the only thing I got. I mean, could rather complaints.
Speaker 1: I don't eat a pussy as much, so my tongue
Speaker 1: is useless. You know, as they older, you gether let's
Speaker 1: could you eat? You know, my dick makes up for
Speaker 1: everything my mom don't. So if I lose my dick,
Speaker 1: I probably just what are you gonna do? I just
Speaker 1: probably Yeah, that's a very good question. What would you
Speaker 1: do without my dick? Probably become a firefighters? All right?
Speaker 1: So let's go to your arm. You know, it's been
Speaker 1: five years, so you pretty much you used to it.
Speaker 1: Now you're justitate. You are mentally accepted the fact that
Speaker 1: you have one on, yes for sure. How you feel
Speaker 1: about everything? Are you feeling no care? You still miss
Speaker 1: your fingers? I mean I don't really miss it. I
Speaker 1: already said reality for what it is. But I'm making
Speaker 1: the best out of it, what I'm saying, because trying
Speaker 1: about it, thinking about it ain't gonna bring my arm back.
Speaker 1: So what I gotta do is make the best out
Speaker 1: of it. Make the best out of it. But whatever
Speaker 1: money you got for this, would you take your arm
Speaker 1: back and give that money back? Oh? Yeah, and now, hardy,
Speaker 1: I even give up this day right now, back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you'll do anything for your arm. I'll give up everything
Speaker 1: all this right now. I've had to come home tie jeans, damn.
Speaker 1: Because the thing about it, because you always had an arm.
Speaker 1: It's not like if he was born with it. You know,
Speaker 1: It's different, like if I was born blind. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give a by seeing because I never saw before. You know,
Speaker 1: even here no evil, right, But if I you could see,
Speaker 1: and then I'll lose my sight. My god, it's gotta
Speaker 1: be you know, losing your site gotta be the worst
Speaker 1: thing in the world. If you've always seen, you know, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you think it would be worse
Speaker 1: losing an armor leg, I think, or that gotta be worse.
Speaker 1: You can't walk out about the life you gave. Tell
Speaker 1: your girl fucking bit jump out and you can sit down.
Speaker 1: You had to push you in the wheel chair. What
Speaker 1: do you miss about not having a left arm behind?
Speaker 1: Is nothing? I actually do more with it than me
Speaker 1: being without it. I do way more. I learned a
Speaker 1: lot about myself, like I even got skinny and all that.
Speaker 1: I learned so much about myself that I didn't know
Speaker 1: what two arms I actually do more like this, So
Speaker 1: you do more with one arm one? Why do you
Speaker 1: miss your arm? Then? I really don't. I'm already over it.
Speaker 1: But you give the money back from your arm? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean? Does I mean? I miss it? But it's
Speaker 1: just the principle. It's just like I'd rather pick my
Speaker 1: arm over the money. I really don't care about money.
Speaker 1: Money don't mean a damn thing to me. Just material
Speaker 1: should come and go like damn Chinese best friend. Let
Speaker 1: me ask you, all right, twenty million dollars or your arm,
Speaker 1: right left arm? Fucking whatever? M you don't jug off
Speaker 1: with No, it's not worth it. Twenty million dollars. It's
Speaker 1: not worth it. But let's say you already have your woman.
Speaker 1: You know you're not looking for a woman. You have
Speaker 1: your kids, you have everything. Now you don't have to
Speaker 1: work again. You have two arm. You're busting your ass.
Speaker 1: You might get a victor, your car might get reposed.
Speaker 1: One um, you don't have to worry about nothing for
Speaker 1: the rest of your life. You can buy all the
Speaker 1: vagina you want. Still, you rather have your arm and
Speaker 1: be broken. Yeah, my, I really like my left arm.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what the I just noticed I
Speaker 1: have a left arm used to more So, you don't
Speaker 1: mean use your laft arm that much? You know what
Speaker 1: you drive? You don't drive with two hands. You're not
Speaker 1: nice seven years old. But honestly, I wouldnt even take
Speaker 1: a hundred of meal because I mean what, like you said,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do with it exactly? There's no money worth
Speaker 1: for your life. It makes me want to use my
Speaker 1: left arm today. Blade will you lose Okay, when you
Speaker 1: lose a finger for one million, it's gonna be a
Speaker 1: tough question, gonna be happening. No, nigger, the whole fucking
Speaker 1: finger gotta go, you know what, probably because you could
Speaker 1: always buy them prosthetics. You ever think about getting stuck out,
Speaker 1: only use one of them to hook, that's to work out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I used a hook for the just in bands. They're
Speaker 1: just in cables, right hands pull on though now they
Speaker 1: give it to me. I got a hook, and I
Speaker 1: got one that is electrical terminator hand, but I don't
Speaker 1: use it. So social media, I mean, do you make
Speaker 1: yourself Obviously you have one arm. Everybody knows. Everybody knows
Speaker 1: there's no something. Probably you don't cat fishing bitches. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. In the beginning, I was a hight
Speaker 1: it a lot. I was just care about it. Wow,
Speaker 1: see you hear your um And then right soon as
Speaker 1: you put your dick out you said surprise, bitch, or
Speaker 1: like when you hit it, how did it find out
Speaker 1: you had that one on? Okay, I had no choice
Speaker 1: in the summertime kind of put a hoody, you know, jacket,
Speaker 1: so I couldn't really do this what I'm doing right now,
Speaker 1: I should walk around like you just just niggering into
Speaker 1: some ninety degree you gotta hold code on. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: get In the beginning, I couldn't even look myself in
Speaker 1: the muror about tearing up. It was hard for me.
Speaker 1: I didn't start the money you got. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: care that. Yeah, I didn't even probably what stuff in
Speaker 1: the words? Once all the money is going, all the
Speaker 1: money going, I mean, I'm investing it. That's good. I'm
Speaker 1: investing into myself and my name, my career because I'm
Speaker 1: gonna leave that all for my daughters. That's nice. How
Speaker 1: many daughters? You have? Two daughters? Up? How old? I
Speaker 1: got a six year old and a five old? Back
Speaker 1: to back out? Then up you got ghetto, same mother,
Speaker 1: different mother, not same mother. Okay, after you got the settlement,
Speaker 1: not before. Okay, it he retarded. He's five years ago.
Speaker 1: So that's why I changed my life. That's why I
Speaker 1: started working. You said, you resting to yourself. What do
Speaker 1: you do? I'm a and I okay. You're searching for
Speaker 1: artists or you have artists. What's the difference. I have artists.
Speaker 1: I'm searching for artists and nothing enough for real. You're
Speaker 1: looking for singers, rappers. I'm interested in any type of music.
Speaker 1: I'm not picking. It could be rap, country. I have
Speaker 1: a friend that sings up for a bit, really good anything.
Speaker 1: He's sitting right next to you, Michael. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: I seen a music video. He has a hit song
Speaker 1: called what We Heard. I se music video said ship man,
Speaker 1: come on man, because it doesn't have a recordable Now,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put out an album January or whatever. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do an album. It will be three songs and songs,
Speaker 1: three sons. But album has to be like I think
Speaker 1: ten tracks. I have three songs and the seven comedy
Speaker 1: tracks to be a comedy album. I'm gonna have my
Speaker 1: three songs on it. It's confused me. Don't worry about
Speaker 1: the chesst just be Chinese. It's a fisher. Whenther suck at.
Speaker 1: My Patreon page is now live my weekly Titty Tuesday
Speaker 1: and Tworking Thursdays movie exclusively to Patreon, where they will
Speaker 1: no longer be sensor about the social media companies. I
Speaker 1: would also be sharing Dully updates plus show announcements here
Speaker 1: first see you on Patreon. Your mother suckers. Because the
Speaker 1: way I see it is, for example, I can have
Speaker 1: someone who sings rap, right, I can have some of
Speaker 1: those jazz. It's nice with the trumpet. You can collab
Speaker 1: make a hot song or something different than nobody got.
Speaker 1: That's why I think about the bigger pictures. Definitely different.
Speaker 1: It is always better. Definitely agree to that. Who is
Speaker 1: your favorite as far as your own personal artists? Which
Speaker 1: one is your favorite right now? Who you think he's
Speaker 1: gonna pop? You have any potential right now? I mean
Speaker 1: I can't really mention on there. They got a lot
Speaker 1: of good artists, Okay, all right, that's why you don't
Speaker 1: want to, you know, make it some feel better than
Speaker 1: the others, due I want them to feel equal. Got you?
Speaker 1: This guy is a nice guy. No, No, he's a
Speaker 1: good guy. Now you are? How tall on you? Four?
Speaker 1: I'm sure so you've always been short? Audier because I'm
Speaker 1: thinking that when you lost your arm, to stop your growth?
Speaker 1: What the funk I'm doing? When you lost your arm?
Speaker 1: I was five years ago, was twenty two years old?
Speaker 1: Was a promise? N he was twenty two yards his
Speaker 1: own people stopped growing at eighteen, Michael Blood, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you're not fucking shaquille o nil, motherfucker. It
Speaker 1: was different. I mean, I kind of you can say
Speaker 1: that kind of not good, But it was because I
Speaker 1: was just combabulated a little because of my accident. Because
Speaker 1: at thing is I can't really stretch her normally stretch,
Speaker 1: so I was leaning more to one side. That's the
Speaker 1: reason I started working out, to work on my balance,
Speaker 1: my posture. So I kind of did affect my body
Speaker 1: a little bit. That's why I work out. If I
Speaker 1: don't work out, I'm leaning. Wow, So this is your
Speaker 1: job worked. I'm assuming the job had insurance for stuff
Speaker 1: like that, because I'm like, did you sue them so bad?
Speaker 1: At their motherfucker went out of business? Now they're telling
Speaker 1: business still there? What happened to that machine? Oh? I
Speaker 1: really don't know, to be honest, I haven't been there
Speaker 1: since he's in the mission? Is still there's best friend?
Speaker 1: I mean, I could go and look at it. Where's that?
Speaker 1: I'm not really a lot of talk about. You can't
Speaker 1: talk about it. Where did you grow up? Me and Brooklyn?
Speaker 1: New York? Brooklyn son dead ass facts worth of the
Speaker 1: mother son dead as shipping meet New York man. Nothing
Speaker 1: like New York mother? All right? So did you have
Speaker 1: a lady at the time when you lost your arm? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That the mother and my kids. You guys are still
Speaker 1: together now, actually brought my family apart. I was happy. Yea.
Speaker 1: Is it because of the money or the arm? Both?
Speaker 1: What happened, lose the loser wife and that a bit fucking.
Speaker 1: I was real happy working coming home. That happened, everything
Speaker 1: went away. I lost my arm, lost everything. But at
Speaker 1: the same time, I find a better version of myself
Speaker 1: and I'm happy or now that's very good. Now what
Speaker 1: the money, but with who I am, not the person?
Speaker 1: Trust me. I'm telling you, like things happen for a reason,
Speaker 1: You're going to be a bigger person because you're losing them. Honestly,
Speaker 1: if you had your whole arm used to be a
Speaker 1: regular quarter. We can look at negger. So do you
Speaker 1: do you blame yourself for break not ready? Because I
Speaker 1: mean you do not because he was doing work. Let
Speaker 1: me break up of his wife. It wasn't his before
Speaker 1: she left, right because I mean I left her to
Speaker 1: be honest. Yeah, she was playing me dumbed the whole time,
Speaker 1: for even when I was in the hospital. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm being was in the hospital. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be in bad fsh I'm taking her
Speaker 1: kids to school. They're not even my kids. What I'm saying,
Speaker 1: you got step kids. Yeah, well I know how to
Speaker 1: be a father with her kids before her kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she was playing me dumb and all that. I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean my mistakes to what I'm saying, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna say I was perfect no more. It's perfect. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: but during the hard time like you lost your arm
Speaker 1: in the hospital, that's just the wrong time to leave, man,
Speaker 1: you know, or for y'all, don't even breakup. She should
Speaker 1: have been a lot more supportive. You know, the truth
Speaker 1: come out when bad things happen. I'll type you all
Speaker 1: the time when bad situation happened. That's where you find
Speaker 1: out who truly is there for you and who's done
Speaker 1: there for you. So it wasn't meant to be. You're
Speaker 1: gonna be a better place and now you trust me,
Speaker 1: life is gonna do nothing but get better. And on
Speaker 1: top of that, hey, life is gonna be better for you,
Speaker 1: and you don't have to work hard now you could
Speaker 1: do things that you really want to do. No need
Speaker 1: to going working for the goddamn man anymore. No clock
Speaker 1: and swept box, no sweat box. You know, you lost
Speaker 1: a hand. Who your fun by the hand? And what
Speaker 1: I mean, Hey, something caused um on the leg. I
Speaker 1: guess it really costed your arm in the leg. But
Speaker 1: who gives a funk. Right, You're gonna be a better person.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be a stronger person. People gonna look up to.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be a morgul. You're gonna be inspiration to people. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it look right now, Chinese, we gotta look at you. You
Speaker 1: You got your arm but your fucking loser. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You know you had a whole army.
Speaker 1: You still smack the drink over and sunk my fucking
Speaker 1: part of the rood flow up. You know, I wish
Speaker 1: you didn't have a fucking left on my floor. It
Speaker 1: would be still drinking my exactly exactly, So listen, grass
Speaker 1: is not green on the other side. Ship man, I'll
Speaker 1: take twenty million and lose let's see my hands. I
Speaker 1: can't make your kids. I don't wipe your ass. Man
Speaker 1: with the other hand. To wipe my ass my right hand,
Speaker 1: I'll just be a nasty motherfucker. Did tell you I
Speaker 1: lose my arm suit so much for so much money,
Speaker 1: I'm a high smite to wipe my ass. I'm actually
Speaker 1: blessed though, because the way I see it was a
Speaker 1: lifestyle is living. Because I was telling I was selling drugs,
Speaker 1: carrying guns and all that. You could have been dead. Dog,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It was like a blessing that
Speaker 1: God telling me listen, I'm not gonna take your life
Speaker 1: getting kill on the streets, but I'm gonna take your
Speaker 1: arms and I'm gonna bless you with some money. That
Speaker 1: is so crazy, and thus like God, slow us down. Man,
Speaker 1: I never thought about it, and I'm thinking about things
Speaker 1: that I do wrong, and I'm like, damn, when guys
Speaker 1: speaking to you, sometimes you should listen because if not,
Speaker 1: he will slow you down. Everything is not a bad thing, man.
Speaker 1: God just did that slow down because you could have
Speaker 1: lost life in the streets had been dad and over
Speaker 1: with now anything. He left his kids without a father.
Speaker 1: So never look at anything as a bad situation. You
Speaker 1: gotta make the best out of everything that happened in
Speaker 1: your life. If he went home today and your ladies
Speaker 1: got pissing, you cut your dick off. Don't even get pissed.
Speaker 1: You make the best out of it. You understand you, Michael,
Speaker 1: is a blessing words of wisdom of those somebody can't
Speaker 1: have no more kids after that, no more fucking kids,
Speaker 1: no more chosip or look at it as like God,
Speaker 1: bless you. Now, I'm not gonna go and fucking be
Speaker 1: like God. Then, no, I like my dick. Well, dick
Speaker 1: is now extreme. I'm sure if he look his dick,
Speaker 1: you would't be here. He probably jumped over. No, he
Speaker 1: just said that he would lose everything, even if you
Speaker 1: would be willing to lose your dick everything. You talking
Speaker 1: about the money and the fan jewelry. We aller that
Speaker 1: he said. Now he's sucking. Yeah, I need my dick, man.
Speaker 1: You can take all my legs and my army, my dick, man,
Speaker 1: I'll be a armless, legless big dick having motherfucker out care.
Speaker 1: I haven't be the only fans after that. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: but why don't you open up only fans, mr. I
Speaker 1: was thinking about it. Yeah, yeah, he's rich. If you
Speaker 1: go upen the only fans. The insurance company, he's sooner
Speaker 1: got that money gonna sue him back like this nigga
Speaker 1: is he's fucking bitches with that arm that he cut off.
Speaker 1: They're gonna want to cut some of them fans money.
Speaker 1: You don't want the percentage will give him a dick
Speaker 1: on his arm, the dick arm, nigger, that's what he's
Speaker 1: gonna call him on is that the horse dick? Nigga?
Speaker 1: Did you ever make your story sometimes interesting? You know,
Speaker 1: like a tiger bait you something or yeah, I actually
Speaker 1: likes a little kids. No, kids like to mess with
Speaker 1: me a lot, yo, Like they'd be trying to make
Speaker 1: fun of it in the beginning and mess me up
Speaker 1: a little bit. I got emotional stuff, but little by that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll beat the beach. Yeah, the sharp bet at all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: right there in that spot at the water. They'd be
Speaker 1: like this, you don't want to their mom, like mom,
Speaker 1: he said sharp but his hand off. Same thing with
Speaker 1: a dog. I'll be yeah, dog bt it off like
Speaker 1: you're not doing go to school snap. But when we
Speaker 1: tell them the truth pretty much? Did ask you? Because
Speaker 1: I'm sure you know, I mean they asked me. I mean,
Speaker 1: depending on who it is and how you asked, I
Speaker 1: tell you, Yeah, you have a lady right now, you're
Speaker 1: just being single and having fun. Now I just been
Speaker 1: having fun taking your woman. That's where I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: Well he took my woman on the Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: could have had it. I just met I met her
Speaker 1: only fans. Yeah, she had told me anyway, So I
Speaker 1: forgot that now you burn it. But I'm a single man,
Speaker 1: just two kids, no wife, no woman doing well? You
Speaker 1: did a chick? You know what, I know the most beauty. No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm dead serious. I'm not. I'm not no, No, I'm
Speaker 1: saying it's a great question. By the way, see what
Speaker 1: you did? A one on one arm? He don't know
Speaker 1: how am I gonna time my shoes? She caven help me.
Speaker 1: She can't even help me as I didn't even think
Speaker 1: about that. Let me see your shoes? Have you learned
Speaker 1: the time? She's one hand, I can put my zip
Speaker 1: bro from my jacket and everything. What took you to
Speaker 1: do that? To profess? Of course? Man, you gotta perfect.
Speaker 1: That took me a couple of months. I'm not gonna lie. Damn,
Speaker 1: that's racist, nigga. You know not did a one on
Speaker 1: one arm? Yeah, they about five six months. What if
Speaker 1: she's super hot? I know, a very hot as Oh,
Speaker 1: this girl's Dominican. In fact, I wasn't even friends then
Speaker 1: she's like so hot. She's an artist too. I think
Speaker 1: I think they've seen her. She's in New York. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm to my she's probably danced at one time. She
Speaker 1: dominicant girl, I gotta find her page I forgot her.
Speaker 1: She I ran into her and ain't not too long ago.
Speaker 1: Like doing the COVID, I've seen that gorgeous one. I
Speaker 1: would tell her ass up one arm or no arm.
Speaker 1: I would hold that one arm and beat that pussy
Speaker 1: up with one dick. I got to man, what I
Speaker 1: can do? You know rightactly? You don't want to want
Speaker 1: arm girl? You know you racist? I mean she can
Speaker 1: use her mouth. I mean that's how time I shoot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I know I just to go one arm. I
Speaker 1: understand it's gonna be hard to be dating another girl
Speaker 1: with at least you would understand each other well. But
Speaker 1: you know it's not like your baby gonna come out
Speaker 1: one Goddamn it sounds my stuff, But I wasn't dating
Speaker 1: on with two hands. I shouldn't even be picky at all.
Speaker 1: But that's how I look at it. You said you
Speaker 1: did one? What a woman with one on one? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm sure she don't want your ask either. One.
Speaker 1: You know one plus one is too right. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be hard to hold. Well, it depends we signed it
Speaker 1: lost because you can still hold hands. You lost your
Speaker 1: left hand and then she lost hard left. You both
Speaker 1: have to lose left hands. No, you don't, right, and
Speaker 1: then that's his right hand, so she would need to
Speaker 1: lose her left hand. Right hand. Oh no, you need
Speaker 1: a lot of right here you right, right, right here, right.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm just like she lose her right We
Speaker 1: can even drive the car together. Hold this went on
Speaker 1: on nine on the side. He doesn't have a stick shift,
Speaker 1: Michael Block, is it legal way to drive with one on?
Speaker 1: I can, but it just special knob. But I gotta
Speaker 1: put on the steering wheel. Okay. I didn't know that
Speaker 1: they're doing the old people be using for like the
Speaker 1: busses and stuff. I mean the thing. But I've seen
Speaker 1: people drive that has one leg, so obviously you could
Speaker 1: drive with one on. That's what's up, mann. I'm very
Speaker 1: proud of what you're doing now your company. Howse things
Speaker 1: going being n R And it's going great? Is it
Speaker 1: the beginning? You just started doing this? I started doing
Speaker 1: this prod for like about two years and right, okay,
Speaker 1: and I blew up fast. That's what's up, man. That's
Speaker 1: good money. All right? What ship? We wish you the best, man.
Speaker 1: I'll not be on the shoot this as long with
Speaker 1: just one guy next to me. I got some beautiful
Speaker 1: special lady guests in the house. Can we find them?
Speaker 1: And they're single? Shante, well you Shante, Mike. Can we
Speaker 1: turn on your Yeah, let's turn this make out something
Speaker 1: feel good. I got some beautiful friends of mine that
Speaker 1: are visiting from what originally both from Maryland originally and
Speaker 1: your sisters once still in Maryland or Jersey, New York.
Speaker 1: She's an entertainment business and the other one is in
Speaker 1: the head business. Ladies and gentlemen shanter earlier and ka,
Speaker 1: I'm just called That's what she told me. Come on, ladies,
Speaker 1: I could share those mics. Look at that. You know what.
Speaker 1: Most of the time sisters always is a pretty sister,
Speaker 1: an ugly sister. But I've never seen two beautiful sisters.
Speaker 1: They came out the same couchie too. Right out is
Speaker 1: an entertainment business. She's into like the whole reality world thing. Right,
Speaker 1: You wanna talk about your job a little bit. I
Speaker 1: can talk a little bit about my jabb but yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm in the entertainment industry. So I worked for Icon,
Speaker 1: for b H one MTV, worked at b ET, also
Speaker 1: worked in sports, worked at the Garden with the Rangers
Speaker 1: Worth in d C. Rangers. Yeah, hockey to what you
Speaker 1: know about hockey? Listen. I worked for the Caps. I
Speaker 1: had just left and came to New York and they
Speaker 1: won the Stanley Cup. I was so mad. I was like,
Speaker 1: damn as you left. Oh my gosh, I had a
Speaker 1: higher calling. I had a move back to New York.
Speaker 1: So that was actually that's how I was able to
Speaker 1: meet you, a hockey player. No, no, no, But I
Speaker 1: met Mike because I was working at BT at the time,
Speaker 1: and so I was working at the BT Awards and
Speaker 1: we were prepping for it. Remember, and I remember we
Speaker 1: wanted to use Mike for I forget, I forget what
Speaker 1: it was too. But I had pissed this whole project.
Speaker 1: Everybody liked it, and we were all worried about the budget.
Speaker 1: We had to go through the talent team. There's just
Speaker 1: like a process when you're trying to book talent. I
Speaker 1: cost a lot of money to you do, cost a
Speaker 1: lot of cost A little bag. Now we had we
Speaker 1: had the bag. We just had to get the bag.
Speaker 1: What's that be? Four BT? Was it? Vicondent? Would just
Speaker 1: bet day they were under them. We were still because
Speaker 1: I've seen BT change from when they were actually in
Speaker 1: d C. That's when they actually that's the startup place
Speaker 1: with and I actually got there at a point where
Speaker 1: they were kind of like slowly moving everybody to New
Speaker 1: York or you were going to l A completely to
Speaker 1: when the building really actually closed. But when I met you,
Speaker 1: Greg introduced me to you. Oh yes, Greg, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I think I talked to you about the project. And
Speaker 1: then the project didn't even go through. But I met
Speaker 1: you in d C, right, I didn't move just yet,
Speaker 1: and I met you the problem. We've been years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like four years ago, five years five years ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I spent some time. What do you think about Michael
Speaker 1: Blexon is a good friend? Mike is awesome? Is the
Speaker 1: ship I feel like, you know, sometimes when you meet people,
Speaker 1: you see them on social media, you see them behind
Speaker 1: the scenes, you kind of but sometimes like people don't
Speaker 1: really know who you are. They kind of projected who
Speaker 1: you think you are, probably what they see behind a picture, right,
Speaker 1: a picture can tell a thousand words, But when you
Speaker 1: actually do hang out with them, you know, yeah, in
Speaker 1: social media, he's the biggest wretched in the world. But
Speaker 1: people be like, that's my best friend. She's my female
Speaker 1: best friend. That's what I call him. No minute, how
Speaker 1: to be my female best friend? Female best friend? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, you're my male best friend. Like I talked
Speaker 1: to Mike about certain things. You know, I had to
Speaker 1: call you about, you know, cole police do tell to tell?
Speaker 1: You know, I don't really tell too much. I'm a
Speaker 1: very private ish person because I'm classy. But Mike has
Speaker 1: heard about some people. It was like, yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to ask them out a little bit. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: my female best friend. And ain't your sisters next to you?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, sister sister? All you guys like best friends? Yeah? Wow,
Speaker 1: that's different. I never heard sister has been best friends
Speaker 1: the podcast one day. That would be dope. So what
Speaker 1: do you What do you do for a living? I
Speaker 1: am an entrepreneur. I am That means she has the
Speaker 1: only fans page. Put the mic in your mouth. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: oh wait, don't say that Chinese best friend seriously a
Speaker 1: little but just said that. Put the mic in your mouth? Yea, Chris. So,
Speaker 1: I'm a cosmetologist, have my own business, my own shopping
Speaker 1: Maryland and the DNB. Yeah, and I'm also a brand
Speaker 1: ambassador for Kwan's eyes. So just the last ones that
Speaker 1: I'm wearing. Look at that beautiful. It looks so those natural.
Speaker 1: It looks so natural, because usually want girls have lashes.
Speaker 1: It looks like they asking the question. So her lashes
Speaker 1: are very natural looking. They're not like those tarantulas. You
Speaker 1: know something. It looks really good on you. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: looks really good. I'm the face of her brand. And
Speaker 1: we were featured last year around the same time actually
Speaker 1: an Essence magazine and I was featured on their website
Speaker 1: joke and now in your number one show in Africa,
Speaker 1: mother Sucker podcast podcast with Baen And it's definitely been
Speaker 1: a vibe. Well, welcome to l A. So I think
Speaker 1: he came to l A. She's like, need a vacation.
Speaker 1: I said, just come to l A, come and hang
Speaker 1: out my spot. We went out to breakfast, took up
Speaker 1: to my favorite pancakes place and we ate and we've
Speaker 1: been chilling. Yeah, it's been good. In the car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was trying to find my husband. You know. So
Speaker 1: we have a multimillionaire man here. Well you know what,
Speaker 1: he they have two arms. You don't want to They're
Speaker 1: gonna rough him up and beat his ass. He need
Speaker 1: said woman with no arm that way, you know, it'd
Speaker 1: be a fair fight. That makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: It's not fair. I said, what we had to do
Speaker 1: a show like that, you know, babe. We have to
Speaker 1: just see, you know, who's the best. That's why we're
Speaker 1: gonna function and tell them to find her. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we want to find her. I told her all the
Speaker 1: single men are in Africa, they are not in America.
Speaker 1: This guy is single, but he's probably not a good
Speaker 1: man a man. Oh no, that nig is not a
Speaker 1: good man. Yeah. His tattoos, you know, even if his
Speaker 1: arm or no has tattoos, I don't trust him. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Mexican had Puerto Rican man. He had
Speaker 1: a hard working family. I'll tell you that much. Ship.
Speaker 1: So your mom, who's the Porto Rican? Who's a Mexican?
Speaker 1: My dad Mexican? My mom Parrican? She after the money?
Speaker 1: She definite wasn't after the money. So are you guys
Speaker 1: both single? I'm single? So, I mean, what is it
Speaker 1: like being single? In New York? Is a tough child?
Speaker 1: I mean, DC is worse. DC is terrible. I feel
Speaker 1: like it's a little tough. I feel like the bollennial
Speaker 1: age is a little tough. But I'm actually newly single
Speaker 1: as well, you know, because I was in something for
Speaker 1: a little while. But I'm gonna just take my time
Speaker 1: because the stuff that i'd just be seeing, Like I
Speaker 1: followed justin the Boy too, and a lot of his
Speaker 1: posts are actually hilarious. Justin the Boy he's so I
Speaker 1: almost will call it like it's not shade room, but
Speaker 1: he does all these posts. Oh yeah, I'm but it's
Speaker 1: very toxically, but it'll make you think twice, like, yo,
Speaker 1: if you're in a relationship me to stay away from
Speaker 1: that page. Year. It's a lot of things. They're crazy,
Speaker 1: like it's wild. I'm not gonna hold you. But then
Speaker 1: you know, sometimes you also under like, all right, you
Speaker 1: just gotta put yourself out there in certain instances. But
Speaker 1: then you know, I feel like I came to New
Speaker 1: York to better myself obviously, right, I have a great job.
Speaker 1: I have different things going on, so I guess whenever
Speaker 1: God has like the right timing. I mean, your women.
Speaker 1: Women are very picky as well, though, Like I means together,
Speaker 1: what is together? Like together? He has to have a
Speaker 1: good job, he has to be respectful. Those are like
Speaker 1: the two main things enough for like guys these days
Speaker 1: they aren't either. What about loyalty? Loyalty I mean I
Speaker 1: feel like that's given, like you should be loyal, right.
Speaker 1: How about eating your ask all that stuff? Is that
Speaker 1: too much? That's that's too much. I don't want to
Speaker 1: say that one class because I should be on this
Speaker 1: podcast show, you know, because you know I asked questions
Speaker 1: and you know I would ask you. It's a lot.
Speaker 1: I mean, you have to really the woman has to
Speaker 1: like it, and then you have to really noticed woman
Speaker 1: for a while. You have to be used to her body,
Speaker 1: her skin, smell. And don't eat as in the first day.
Speaker 1: If you want to eat as I'm judging you like,
Speaker 1: that's red flag back. But I won't see you after day.
Speaker 1: And that's too much that first day. I think at
Speaker 1: least maybe turn you out the first day. Goddamn n Well,
Speaker 1: you're a pull stopper. Wait, Mike, so I have to know,
Speaker 1: so you know we did live. We did this around
Speaker 1: Christmas time or a little bit after Christmas. So I
Speaker 1: gave Mike it was a cloona pussy What the sex
Speaker 1: like a sex toy website? I don't toy website. I
Speaker 1: just said. And so for Christmas, I gave him like
Speaker 1: a whole gift basket like Christmas, he got three Christmas
Speaker 1: boxes and inside of there was something for him and Rata.
Speaker 1: So I just wanted though, did the kid work? Like
Speaker 1: did you use fake for Gina nug I'd rather get
Speaker 1: a site bit why not? I'm not fake? And I
Speaker 1: have it? Chris, you use it? He's say, can I
Speaker 1: have it? It's cheating. You have to put it together, Chris,
Speaker 1: He's that considered it cheating. Listen, it was not like
Speaker 1: that is that was to keep you from keep you
Speaker 1: from cheating. No, I'd rather cheat something rubber like I
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: it's like weird. Yeah, like that's taking too much time.
Speaker 1: You gotta get really get into it. You know, you
Speaker 1: might get addicted to that. Yeah, I'm not. Well here
Speaker 1: you say you didn't use this, so we're not gonna
Speaker 1: call you a creed like you use it. No I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't. The way is that you can put it
Speaker 1: together like a power that you gotta mix up this
Speaker 1: you got you hold it together. You gotta put it together. Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not kind of build up sucking pussy.
Speaker 1: I heard a build a bear. I never heard a
Speaker 1: build up vagina, So it was a project. So ship
Speaker 1: would you stick? You're digging a made up vagina? He exactly, Man,
Speaker 1: he got too much money? Cool visit. Don't knock the
Speaker 1: door like a cop. Please, not a cop is a massage? Lady?
Speaker 1: Where did it get there? But Jay, now is it
Speaker 1: someone's vagina? So what I was doing actually was I
Speaker 1: was supporting black businesses. So a lot of people that
Speaker 1: put their stuff in a get basket actually gave Mike
Speaker 1: different things. So the person that had something in the
Speaker 1: box that was the adult toy was actually the person
Speaker 1: who gave it to him. So it's called ready for Pleasure.
Speaker 1: So if you want to find someone put my front on, okay,
Speaker 1: go to Ready for Pleasure dot com if you want
Speaker 1: to dip in any type of other days which you're
Speaker 1: made or partner and I cried, we don't need to
Speaker 1: know what you're doing. What's up, mother suckas this is
Speaker 1: your African King up coming Michael Blackson. I'm here to
Speaker 1: ask you a question. Are you subscribe to my podcast,
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Speaker 1: catch a new episode every Tuesday. Mike has a lot
Speaker 1: of fans that is asking about his Motombo. You think
Speaker 1: he should sell. He's a clone of his Motumbo and
Speaker 1: the mold. Yeah, well, if you would like to multiplied,
Speaker 1: maybe that could be investment. I don't know Mr to invest. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want to invest his money in my dick
Speaker 1: on artists and actors. I don't think you want to
Speaker 1: invest in penis and I was invest in other things
Speaker 1: and it brings money. I'm about the bag. I don't
Speaker 1: want to don't underestimate yourself. What if it don't sell?
Speaker 1: Now he's gonna try to reput my dick. I'm good man, Now,
Speaker 1: I take chances in life. Man, just startup. Africa is
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of single man They could use us
Speaker 1: fake vaginas. I would you know, there's too many digs
Speaker 1: in Africa, multiple wives. Why would they even invest in that,
Speaker 1: because there's so many men that can I afford to
Speaker 1: have wives? Like there's a lot of broke men, ladies,
Speaker 1: brooke man. I heard have good digs. Ladies, you rather
Speaker 1: have a you take care of. But he's when you
Speaker 1: get home, he's dead, gready to eat your ass. Female.
Speaker 1: Don't like that? Like what, I don't want to come
Speaker 1: home to a guy sitting around my house eating up
Speaker 1: my food. No, you gotta get out, you gotta work
Speaker 1: making money to the table. Does it matter what he
Speaker 1: does for a living as long as he makes money,
Speaker 1: Like if he's a manager of McDonald's making ninety thousand
Speaker 1: dollars a year, No nigger right here, he's Calvin, motherfuck Calvin,
Speaker 1: all grown up. You know it can't be McDonald's manager.
Speaker 1: All the freema, the French fire. Yeah. I don't even
Speaker 1: like McDonald's like that, not even a salad. I do
Speaker 1: like your I like the Apple bus. I like I
Speaker 1: don't know to go back, but exactly not. Just want
Speaker 1: to McDonald's manager, any McDonald's manager listening put the ring
Speaker 1: on it. So no McDonald's manager for you either. No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you, are you I want to? Oh,
Speaker 1: chickil right right there. Sorry, I'm still find out what
Speaker 1: type of person I think I might want. But you'll
Speaker 1: know when he comes around. I feel like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: know when he comes but I do don't think it's
Speaker 1: gonna be an equal plane field at least. So when
Speaker 1: you do meet this guy, is your time on when
Speaker 1: you guys have sex, you think it's your time. Like
Speaker 1: back in the nineties, we had to wait like a month.
Speaker 1: In two thousand it became two weeks. Now the first
Speaker 1: hour I know if I even meet them sex. You're
Speaker 1: a man, so yall your heads when you meet them
Speaker 1: in the first place? What is your time on sex? Ladies?
Speaker 1: What do you think vibe? So if you felt a
Speaker 1: fine think happened right away? I never had one. I
Speaker 1: didn't say one nice because because you're gonna leave that
Speaker 1: same night. Motherfucker. I've never done. But I'm just saying
Speaker 1: one nice time. I'm just saying, like, if you're feeling somebody,
Speaker 1: if you meet somebody you feel them that night, one
Speaker 1: nice thing, mean that it never happened. Again, what do
Speaker 1: you guys have sex and then y'all kept the relationship.
Speaker 1: I've heard of others saying that that's worked for them.
Speaker 1: I have to say, I'm pick you, remember, so for me,
Speaker 1: I just need to feel you out a little for
Speaker 1: a little while. It's not gonna be that same day.
Speaker 1: It might not be the next day. I need to
Speaker 1: really fill you out because I might like you today,
Speaker 1: then make up different to it might be different the
Speaker 1: next day. You know, sometimes it's sex important in relationship.
Speaker 1: You think great question like bucks, M, Yes, it is important.
Speaker 1: Okay if sex is important, but to extent, like if
Speaker 1: you're a good guy, like I'm not sorry. If the
Speaker 1: sex is terrible, then I might be like all right,
Speaker 1: or if it's like too small or something like that,
Speaker 1: I'm had to be out. But what's wrong? Whoa whoa
Speaker 1: little dick? Nigo, do not appreciate it? What is considered small?
Speaker 1: What a small? Yeah's considered small? I mean like this,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I mean? Like like this, like
Speaker 1: so like seven and under like what is it? Like?
Speaker 1: Seven under? Okay, so you have measured as before I
Speaker 1: have it. But I know the size of a ruler,
Speaker 1: so measuring take I do have a measuring take but
Speaker 1: I never have you measured a dick before? That is
Speaker 1: very that makes you measured the dick. I'm very disappointed.
Speaker 1: I really thought about best friend was very conservative. I
Speaker 1: have deservative, but I don't tell everything that I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to do. You're supposed to be classy in the streets
Speaker 1: and then whatever is gonna behind the doors. But mere
Speaker 1: measure dick, measure dick. I mean, if I could see
Speaker 1: your lives, they haven't did it? Yes, I have done that.
Speaker 1: Here's my advice on fun sex. Okay, I've said it before.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what shu I said it on. Let's say, okay,
Speaker 1: you wait, Like, what's the normal time to wait to
Speaker 1: feel a person out? Like maybe okay, month, two months? None,
Speaker 1: I feel like okay, in the new millenniumating two weeks,
Speaker 1: I feel like between two weeks and like, let's say
Speaker 1: and up right, because it's really up to your discretion, right,
Speaker 1: so you are a month or two months, you are
Speaker 1: two weeks and up right, let's just say you wait
Speaker 1: two months. Okay, we're in there. Two months. You guys
Speaker 1: want a nice lovely days. You got to meet all
Speaker 1: your friends. You're like, oh my god, he's so cute together.
Speaker 1: He got to meet your mother. Oh, timeline two months,
Speaker 1: you better meet your mom two months. You don't think
Speaker 1: that's fast. Forget your mother, okay, forget your mother. You
Speaker 1: met your brothers, maybe of the sisters. Sisters, okay, man
Speaker 1: and your friends, your best friends. They had no gathering
Speaker 1: at the house. Everybody said, oh my god, what's his name?
Speaker 1: Let's guess what's a good name for your boyfriend? What
Speaker 1: you named me? Like like Joshua around him, Tim, Mike, Brad, Josh,
Speaker 1: Josh All right, Josh, Josh be coming around for like
Speaker 1: two months. Good friends. Everybody loves job. Joh just so
Speaker 1: sweet day. He has a nice job. We got a
Speaker 1: nice car. You gotta look so good together. And then
Speaker 1: finally give Josh the pussy, right Josh. Dick is so
Speaker 1: small he p on his balls? What's wrong with that?
Speaker 1: Michael Black? I know best friend, just the right? Would
Speaker 1: Dick is little? Now you're like, guess what you don't wasted?
Speaker 1: How many hours is two months? You're the worst mathematician
Speaker 1: all time? Twenty four hours a day? Seven something you
Speaker 1: know was the seven seven hundred three nice and weekends
Speaker 1: of your life that you will never get back of hours.
Speaker 1: Now you disappointed. He little dick came et pussy right,
Speaker 1: I have to let him fall off, but I have
Speaker 1: to let him fall in a nice way, like let
Speaker 1: him down easy, right, been there before, and I'm being serious.
Speaker 1: It's like I was like early twenties, right, maybe like
Speaker 1: my teens, and I was like, what the hell is this?
Speaker 1: Like She's like, what is this is the like did
Speaker 1: you leave the other dick at home? Because get the
Speaker 1: other dick? I couldn't get with the rhythm of it.
Speaker 1: I was just like, I can't do this all right,
Speaker 1: So now in two months now you have to win
Speaker 1: all because little Dick and that all your girls. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, where's Josh? Wasted your time? That's why you
Speaker 1: should have Josh the first or second day and then
Speaker 1: you got rid of it. But then you know, I
Speaker 1: wasted two more months. You've got some free fucking stick
Speaker 1: dinners out of it. And chick you put them in
Speaker 1: the friend zone. Had a friend zone? That oh friend zone.
Speaker 1: The little dick motherfucker's become a friend zone. You gotta
Speaker 1: let them know nicely, like you know, I think we
Speaker 1: should just be friends. You mean, am feel like since
Speaker 1: you meet him like, listen, I know we just met.
Speaker 1: Picking put your dick out. I mean you might know
Speaker 1: what I think you should. I have one time, this
Speaker 1: one pretty girl that I'm waring the fuck, you know,
Speaker 1: but she's playing hard to get and I just put
Speaker 1: my dick out and then she went right away. People,
Speaker 1: maybe that was spicy for her. You know some fellows
Speaker 1: like it's trust me, women are just like us. Women
Speaker 1: get horny, just like man good. We see titties, we
Speaker 1: get excited. Women get excited when they see dick. If
Speaker 1: you're ever alone with the woman she played hard to get,
Speaker 1: put your dick out, really, motherfucker, you gonna end up
Speaker 1: getting the everybody you have to think that you're also
Speaker 1: you're Michael Blacks's so like that's a little different, right,
Speaker 1: regular dude just does that may not really work in
Speaker 1: his favor. You might be like yo, like he's doing
Speaker 1: a smart way, Like my god, man, check this out.
Speaker 1: I got this dickhead, and can you tell me if
Speaker 1: this is normal? Well, maybe he's gonna be looking stupid.
Speaker 1: He's not small, trust me, big, I've been able to like,
Speaker 1: what's up? I got a question? So I've been watching
Speaker 1: the show called Mary at first sight. I know most
Speaker 1: people watch that show. Are you watching this season? I
Speaker 1: think this is a season three al right, Well, this
Speaker 1: season's interesting. So I was trying to figure out. I
Speaker 1: know there's one particular couple where they have to wait
Speaker 1: to have sex even though they're already married. They already
Speaker 1: crossed the threshold to be on the show. So I
Speaker 1: was like, do y'all think that maybe, because this is
Speaker 1: what's in my mind's his beat small because he doesn't
Speaker 1: want to do it? Or does he really don't want
Speaker 1: to do it because maybe he just don't like it?
Speaker 1: Like that if you got married to somebody. So this
Speaker 1: is my question to y'all, guys, if you marry somebody
Speaker 1: on a show married at first sight, how long would
Speaker 1: you wait to smash them? Or would you just mash
Speaker 1: them right away because you kind of already I'm ready
Speaker 1: to smash right well, I know, but whether it does
Speaker 1: it better? I guess if you had a small meat,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, would you not do it?
Speaker 1: Would you stall it? Some people were saying that this
Speaker 1: person on the show has like, you know, he's a
Speaker 1: virgin or something like that. Yeah, they haven't constant created
Speaker 1: the marriage, But I think it's deeper that in their situation.
Speaker 1: I think their situations a little deeper because I don't
Speaker 1: think he's really that into the girl. I think it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter me personally. I'm just I'm ready to smash
Speaker 1: this whole minutes. You know what if you're not some
Speaker 1: women I care not attracted to her? Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Sexual attraction for me is first sexual attracted to you.
Speaker 1: Everybody's different or your face person or body person body
Speaker 1: body to you know. So my mom might have a
Speaker 1: lazy with a fat as in a lazy eye. So
Speaker 1: there's a couple right on the show where the guy
Speaker 1: like he needs the girl at the altar and he's
Speaker 1: a total dick, but he's like, oh shoot when she
Speaker 1: walks on the aisle. But yasura. So they get married, right,
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not that attracted to you, and he
Speaker 1: tells her straight up, I'm not attracted to you. But
Speaker 1: then he had sex with her the first night and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, I only had sex with you
Speaker 1: to see if I can feel closer to you. Man. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: We'll give any excuse to get some pussy. He's just like,
Speaker 1: I just want to feel close. Yeah yeah, Mike if
Speaker 1: we ever heard this story, it's a true story. So
Speaker 1: this two couple they met in the internet and they
Speaker 1: got married. She always were a lot of makeup, you know,
Speaker 1: they got married and next thing, you know, then we
Speaker 1: don't like where it is going, but it's story. She's beautiful,
Speaker 1: you know, she wears a lot of makeup. And they
Speaker 1: went into a nice Caribbean vacation and this lady she
Speaker 1: went swimming and all the makeup fell off, and the
Speaker 1: guy was, you know, swimming and then this girl came
Speaker 1: up in the bathroom. Hey honey, all the makeup feeling,
Speaker 1: who the funk are you? Didn't know it? So it's
Speaker 1: true stories on the news. Who are you? Makeup all
Speaker 1: fell off? And the divorce you know, No, that's I
Speaker 1: mean advertising as far as advertisement. He got cafe just
Speaker 1: like everything in the internet right now, Well that's why
Speaker 1: you should. You should definitely put the woman in the
Speaker 1: swimming pool and the filters. Everybody beautiful. And I asked
Speaker 1: the girl from one time for a picture on I G.
Speaker 1: She send me a picture with the filter with a
Speaker 1: rabbit ear, and I said, you ain't got a rabbit ears?
Speaker 1: Give me a real picture. Did she actually send you
Speaker 1: a real picture or did she did? But I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, put the rabbit ear back on. Well not
Speaker 1: to okay, well that she was wrong for that one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I just sent a picture. He sent me a
Speaker 1: whole filter, a rapid ear like I'm posting. What do
Speaker 1: you see why? It's a little harder nowadays. You got filters.
Speaker 1: You can easily get catfish catfish and I went to
Speaker 1: a whole another levels. Even at these apps, there's everything.
Speaker 1: So at the end of that, oh, you know what,
Speaker 1: I don't have to worry about that stuff. You're beautiful.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're beautiful. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, get some
Speaker 1: ugly women in here. Man, this is they're just so pretty. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can't believe nobody put a ring on it. Right. Well,
Speaker 1: they probably got attitude problems. I told her attitude at all.
Speaker 1: You know, they'd like, they want this perfect guy that
Speaker 1: has to make like, cought off a million dollars, and
Speaker 1: you gotta have a big gig, you gotta have muscles,
Speaker 1: he got. Hey, you know, I'm very humble. Honestly, that
Speaker 1: stuff doesn't impress So that's her cars, closed fashion, like
Speaker 1: all that stuff doesn't impress me. Treat me right, you
Speaker 1: have to treat right. But you don't want to McDonald's man, McDonald,
Speaker 1: I want you to have ambitions. I don't want to
Speaker 1: what it means McDonald's owner's. First of all, to become
Speaker 1: a McDonald's owner, you have to work at McDonald's. They
Speaker 1: have some kind of a rude where you have to
Speaker 1: really work there somehow, some way you have to sell.
Speaker 1: Don't on the web. I can meet him after he
Speaker 1: like to come to see you. Now, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1: Let me not sound like I'm like super Boogie or
Speaker 1: whatever when it comes to that, because I've been through
Speaker 1: my own struggle and I have a story to tell
Speaker 1: when it comes to my own success. But I'm gonna
Speaker 1: just put it plain Basically, we need the equal So
Speaker 1: if I just wasn't mind, that's equal. I don't know, however,
Speaker 1: that it's not much to ask for, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. If I just make it plain cut. But
Speaker 1: there are a lot of Mr Moms out there, Nio
Speaker 1: could stay home and watch the baby and cook your
Speaker 1: dinner Mr moms. Mr Mom says, everybody has a preference.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows what they like, everybody knows that they don't like.
Speaker 1: I think to eat his own by at the end
Speaker 1: of the day. I think most people want they're equal.
Speaker 1: They want somebody who matches, and they match, they sweat,
Speaker 1: they balance somebody. They balance each other out at the
Speaker 1: end of the day. So that's what it is. A
Speaker 1: single man. If you're out there, you make at least
Speaker 1: two hundred fifty thousand years shuns up. How much you
Speaker 1: have to make two? Hift? She makes it her thousands,
Speaker 1: So you have to make two and have head on
Speaker 1: your shoulder. Have a nice body, lady, right, nice body, yeah,
Speaker 1: a nice body, both arms. Um, I don't falify you
Speaker 1: just try to got the money what you want. I
Speaker 1: didn't say all that. You just can't be small, big dick.
Speaker 1: Gotta et couci gott Yes, Oh that's a lot of requirements, Michael,
Speaker 1: gotta eat. You gotta have a big dick. But God
Speaker 1: fearing right, of course, I have my who spiritual listen.
Speaker 1: I'm a big energy person. If all you follow her Instagram,
Speaker 1: can you tell them I please. Yes, it's at chantel
Speaker 1: utly at c h A N T E l U
Speaker 1: T l E. Mike, She's gonna get a little Instagram
Speaker 1: m thank you, Michael block him at dogs will not
Speaker 1: I will not return. If theyn't he here, they can
Speaker 1: contact you? How can they reach you? At? Kaylee and
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Speaker 1: my man is here. And are you're looking for some artists?
Speaker 1: How that money gotta give me? I G my Mason
Speaker 1: four and seven one eight. It is m A S
Speaker 1: O N. I'm spelling for those who want to a
Speaker 1: public school O R E I G N underscore seven
Speaker 1: one night. Well that's a long one. No, it's not Mason.
Speaker 1: What Mason four and seven one night? Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: follow him and I'm chap baby chapel. I mean, of
Speaker 1: course Chinese best friend is I G is Chinese best friend.
Speaker 1: And I've been your host, Michael Blackston, thanks for joining us.
Speaker 1: We'll see you on another episode of Mothersucker. The mother
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