WEBVTT - Baby Chapo 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:13.480 Calgary. Are you welcome to another episode of the podcast. 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:18.080 I'm your host, Michael Blackson, I'm never alone, and Mike, 0:00:18.160 --> 0:00:21.599 I'm here. Chinese best friend? What's going on? Chinese best friend? 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:23.279 We weren't today? You have on yellow. You feel like 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:27.240 a taxi cab or like big bird, like a banana. 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:30.560 I feel like a banana today. That's good man. You 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:34.040 know I got him very little shiny Michael black and 0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:36.280 I just feel like shiny today. We need to turn 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:42.479 on the chandelier, like to have more lighting on my shirt. No, 0:00:43.000 --> 0:00:46.080 the schande leric so your outfit will shine more. That 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:51.000 looks like a very uh exclusive edition. Where did you 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:57.080 get that amazing outfit? Michael Blacks? I got this from 0:00:57.080 --> 0:01:01.280 my guys over there at UH Philly on South Street. 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:05.080 Good friends of mine, stories called Dudes Dudes d u 0:01:05.160 --> 0:01:08.320 d s is on South Street, seventh and South in Philadelphia. 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:13.520 Made out of crystal. Yeah this matters of some vosky crystal. 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:18.120 Chinese best friend goodness. That's a very beautiful out Yeah, 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:21.759 your shoes, the shoes look familiar. Yeah, a famous comedian. 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:24.160 Give it to me, Michael Blocks, and thanks a lot, 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:26.920 Michael Blocks. That's right, it was my robroto Valley that 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:28.520 I ordered, and when they came in the mail, it 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:30.319 did not look like what it was on a picture. 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:32.679 So I gave him to you and we wear the 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:36.279 same size. Yeah, that's just tells you that shoe size 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:38.920 don't matter on dick size, because there was no way 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:41.760 you got the same size dick as me. No disrespect 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:45.120 to your Chinese best friend or any Chinese nigga out there, 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:48.760 but there's no way no Asian have a bigger dig 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:56.520 than me. No way. But that is mean, y'all. Jackie 0:01:56.600 --> 0:02:00.240 Chan fucking um who they got from Romeo or die? 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:03.560 What's that motherfucker name? His name is Jet Lee Lee 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:07.440 Jet wherever the fucking name is, No Asian on the 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:10.440 planet of history of the world. I don't know about that. 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:12.600 Mike wish Asian would have a bigger dick than me. 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:16.919 Chinese best friend probably yell, he's seven, Yeah, he's seven 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:19.120 fo it, but his dick is eight foot inches when 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.000 the fun at a difference work out of him. I'm 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:25.400 not a friend of y'all man, you know what I mean? Well, 0:02:25.639 --> 0:02:29.720 after I see your friend Mr Doctor Miami, I probably 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:32.800 beat you. Why you want to get your dick and lodged. Well, 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:36.959 you know what kind of want to get a nice speedo. 0:02:37.080 --> 0:02:39.120 I want to learn how to swim and get a 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:42.720 speedo and start swimming. And what the speedo has to 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:47.680 do with your dick size? Because it shows more, Mike. Yeah, 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:50.000 but when it's we get a pool, nothing that matters. Man. 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:52.360 What's the cold water touches your dick? Everybody, dick shrink? 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:55.160 Trust me, we're not getting the water. My dick turns 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:58.480 to Asian dick, and I'll show your since you're already Asian, 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:01.880 your dick turns to it. I'm sure, Mike. I think 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:06.400 the site sometimes don't matter. It's the emotion in the ocean. Yeah, 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:08.840 but if the emotion is not moving, what the different 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:10.560 doesn't make If there's no ocean, how are you gonna 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:14.799 make a motion's best friend? Mine might be small, but 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:18.320 it's a poisonous bike. Like I said before, that's not 0:03:18.360 --> 0:03:20.079 a good thing Chinese best friend. That means you're giving 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:23.359 up like a claimedia or something. No, No, it's a 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:27.920 different kind of poisons. But it tickles the vagina. It 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:32.280 makes them come really fast. Seriously, So little dicks make 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:35.640 women come fast because I know nobody wants bladder and 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:38.960 fiction all the time. That is true. That's true. American 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:42.600 women love big dicks, okay, and Africa African woman or 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:45.880 tie of big digs. That's my funding. African woman. You 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:49.040 know what she said to me, Please hurry up and complete. 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:52.800 I'm like, nah, take this bladder infection. When the time 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:56.560 for your punishment sex and Africa's punishment and America's pleasure 0:03:56.600 --> 0:04:00.320 because all Americans and agents have little dicks. Just spected 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:03.800 Americans that are listening and no disaspecting my Asian friends. 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:08.119 But we have sex. It's for punishment. You come home, 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:10.360 their food is not ready to your wife go upstairs 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:13.840 and ready to punish you with the dick. In America, 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:16.200 I tried that in America. That shouldn't work. The woman 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:18.960 was like, okay, I'm not gonna cook nothing. Punish me again. 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:21.760 I'm like, bitch, I'm tired. You motherfucker who cook my food? 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:23.679 You just sucking slick. I know you like this ship. 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:27.240 No wonder why you don't get a lot of cooking 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:31.760 sometimes Yeah, because they won't. Yeah, rider rather have some 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:34.960 dick than cook for me. She'd rather punish you, she said, Mike, 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:36.760 I didn't cook. Can I get a punishment to them. 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:42.880 But no, motherfucker, please cook. I'm hungry, okay, any combination 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:46.479 prey right today? So I guess, uh, she's getting punishment 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:49.240 and we're not eating. No, she's cooking spaghetty right now. 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:53.400 Hey rider, Hey rider, welcome. I heard you just came 0:04:53.400 --> 0:04:56.760 from the Los Angeles National Airport today. Yeah, she's cooking me. 0:04:56.960 --> 0:05:00.960 It's very sweet to you, Michael Blocks. Thanks, Jenny's best man. Yeah, 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:03.440 she got you should have got an Asian woman instead 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:06.000 of Hungarian man. She cooks a lot for me. Your 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:09.320 Hungarian woman cooks cooks every day, of course, more than 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:12.720 an Asian. She cooks more than my mom. What did 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:14.840 she cook? What kind of hungry food you eat? She 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:17.640 cooks a lot of Asian food, mostly a lot of rice, 0:05:18.040 --> 0:05:21.120 because you're and your son are both Asian and she's hungering. Yeah. 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:24.000 The moment I wake up, food is ready. She's sweet girl. 0:05:24.480 --> 0:05:27.840 That's good man, that's nothing. Yeah, you're not fat, you're 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:30.440 just slightly out of shape. Man, it's not now, you're not. 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:35.240 Don't underestimate you're You're so nice today, Michael Block. No, no, 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:37.960 I'm serious, man, all right, what I mean forget all 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:39.880 of that all right, did you hear that all the 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:44.039 restaurants now in Los Angeles County are all open inside? Yeah? 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:46.240 Because I went to my favorite pancake place today and 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:49.920 we actually ate inside. Wow. Yeah, so they are eating inside. 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:56.960 Congratulations Los Angeles, Thank you, Governor Newsome. I heard somebody 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:59.599 else is running for governor. Oh yes, a matter of fact, 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:04.159 A gold medal runner back in the eighties, A good 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:07.839 friend of your other friends, Caitlyn Jenner. The last time 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:11.360 he ran, he won gold medal. It was the Olympics, 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:14.080 Bruce Jenner. He was Bruce back then. And what now 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:17.640 he's running for I heard governor governor? Yeah, Caitlyn Jenner 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:21.360 is running for governor California. But why do you call him? 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:26.520 He isn't Caitlin's now? She? Yeah, she is running. Yes, Okay, 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:29.800 so she's not a transgender, right, Caitlyn Jenner has a 0:06:30.080 --> 0:06:35.239 she's a transgender? No, no, she Caitlyn Jenner is dating 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:38.359 a beautiful girl. But she I saw a picture one 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:39.960 time where she was didting a guy that kind of 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:42.280 looked like me in it because it put my face 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:45.400 on this guy's body one time? Was that you? No? 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:48.320 I never dated Caen Jenner. I would date that. I 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:51.760 like the date. Just know she's Caitlyn Jenner is dating 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:55.240 a girl that was just as she should. She has 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:58.960 a whole dick. Yeah, okay, if she has a dick, 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:00.919 then she probably want to day the girls. She probably 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:04.039 just liked to wear dresses just be for fun, you 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:06.680 know what, Michael blood inside she wants to funk a 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:10.880 bit like everybody else. I think the Kardashian blood is 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:13.680 a little bit complicated. Don't you think I mean a 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:16.280 little bit? What do you think? I have no idea 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:20.680 Chinese best friend, my friend Kanye West. What's that girl's name, 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:23.920 Kanye West wife? If you don't know, the most popular 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:27.240 Persian woman on earth must be the smart water that 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:29.400 you're giving me in your else, I can really dump 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:32.400 to drink some smart water. What's her name again? Kim 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:37.120 Kardashian Kari? Yeah, yeah, Kim Kardeshian left Kanye West. That 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:39.800 was a long time ago. Chinese best friends official now 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:43.480 this week? Guess so was j Low official a few 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:46.680 weeks ago. But we knew it was over. That's why, 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:48.720 you know what. That's what I hate. Sometimes I'm gonna 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:50.480 celebt me about to die, and some not they'll put 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:52.360 up a fake thing that he's already dead, and then 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:54.760 they'll make a tweet like he's not dead yet. I'm like, 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:58.000 he's already been drinks. He's gonna die. Yeah, so yeah. 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:01.200 I think everything in the Kardeshian family is predictable. They 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:04.080 get married and divorced. That's just how it is, you know, 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:07.120 that's part of life. Man, my neighbor in Delaware, they 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:09.800 were married forever. They were like sixty years old, and 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:12.800 the guy got caught cheated. E mean, six year old 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:16.760 Nigga's cheat Chinese best friend. People get tired sometimes they 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:19.920 either want something different. It just this is my opinion 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:23.040 is I think if you're married for so long, get 0:08:23.040 --> 0:08:24.880 the guy harpad, let me go take his dick and 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:27.760 some strange for China for once. Let me get some 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:32.040 strange pusson nothing's wrong. Let the man explore man's fifty 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:35.640 being with you for twenty years of saying fucking Vagina. 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:38.840 Give him something different. Let him exploring the other grass. 0:08:39.240 --> 0:08:42.000 The grass is greener on the grass is green, or 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:44.040 someone it might be green. On the other side, lady 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:46.640 might have more grass. You know, Vagina, I don't know 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:51.080 China's best friend. I just think nobody stays together forever. 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:53.760 So you gotta find a way to keep it spicy 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:56.920 and let your man go get some new cut, maybe fellas, 0:08:57.679 --> 0:09:00.560 get your old best friend to fuck your wife. I 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:04.000 don't know, just do something. Nobody's sucking my wife. You know, 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:06.000 my wife want to see other people. She better look 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:10.840 out the window, motherfucker. She better just window shop, bread, 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:15.560 window shopp What fun that ship is today is not 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:20.200 about us. It's not about the future governor of fucking California, 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:23.439 whether he's going to have a first lady or first man. 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:26.400 Whatever he decides to fuck, Thank goodness, he has to 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:30.079 penis as far as I know, right, Caitlyn Jenner, Yes, 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:31.880 that's what I heard. Is okay and long he has 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:34.960 a dick, Yeah, he wasn't wan. Can you're gonna vote 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:37.319 for him? I can't vote. I can't vote in California. 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:40.040 I'm not allowed to vote in this country. Yeah, you 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:41.839 know it would be interesting. Are you gonna vote for him? 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:46.200 Vote for Caitlyn Jenner? Good idea. It seems like a 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:49.800 very nice guy. Land gentleman, My first guest today is 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:52.520 a man that never has the hands out. That's right, 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:55.440 because the niga has one hand. Listen, a gentleman. Baby 0:09:55.480 --> 0:10:02.160 Chopper is in the building today, Man Baby trouble to 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:06.320 the Mothersucker Podcast. Welcome, man, Welcome, put his earphones on. 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:10.000 Welcome to the show. Monega, I'm so excited to meet 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:14.920 sons Man. You know, my show is all about having people, 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:18.400 hard working, different people. I don't know into like, like 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:20.720 I said when I had an interview with Charlotte Maagne, 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:24.640 I'm not into a list and b listens. I like 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:28.760 ze lists your zealist celebrity. By the way, Moniga, I 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:32.959 like z Q to z q R s t u 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:36.800 V all the way disease listen. Absolutely right with him 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:42.000 zealist because it shows on her views. But it's amazing. 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:45.200 I mean giving everybody a chance in the world. I 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:49.720 like people that's been through hardship, different people, and my guests. 0:10:49.720 --> 0:10:52.480 It is a very special different guy. Because you can't 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:55.160 see the show, you can hear it. He's one on 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:58.480 and he got luckily for him. He's right it are 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:04.480 you right handed? Full fuck shit? That's gonna be hard, dude, 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:06.840 that's tough. He came and beat a dick. You have 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:12.920 to j you cho still chok your chicken off. Damn 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:15.040 but you see the thing about it, You gotta talent, 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:17.640 You gotta get creative, you know what I mean. Let's 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:19.600 go back to the beginning of all of this. How 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:21.160 they started. Do you want to tell us a story? 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:23.840 Tell us from when you were born into Yeah, when 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:26.160 he came out the women, this mothersucker, and I want 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:28.280 to I'm more interested than one man. You know what 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:29.880 I think about the one arm man? You know who 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:35.520 I think about? I don't, but I guess no, motherfucker. 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:41.319 His name is Dr Richard Kimbo. Who's that? What movie 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:45.200 was that? Who's that? The future? That the one man 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:48.120 killed his wife? But the fuck this? Then you gotta 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:51.640 kill Dr Richard Kimbo's wife. I thought you was talking 0:11:51.679 --> 0:11:57.200 about saving Private Ryan. His name is Dctor Richard Kimbo. 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:00.920 Let's go back to baby Chop with tell us how 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:03.800 you got to this point. So like five years ago, 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:06.439 I lost my arm, just five years ago. Five years ago, 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:09.840 Oh my god, and the problem of your life. I 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:12.200 lost my arm and I wasn't into a lot of 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:14.680 trouble a lot you lost your own while your industries. 0:12:15.559 --> 0:12:18.280 Now this was before. See what happened was I was 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:22.000 in the streets, running around selling drugs, carrying guns called 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:25.880 charges and ended up having two daughters. I decided changed 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:28.679 my life after coming home from a gun charge and 0:12:28.720 --> 0:12:32.320 in the process of working, I lost my arm. Ever since, 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:34.839 I always wanted to be a rapper, to be okay, 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:37.720 how did you? Yeah, I'm like, you went to the store, 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:40.000 you lost your wallet and you lost your arm? Like 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:41.880 what then happened? Like? And I got stuck in the 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:46.679 machine machine. It's called a blanche. What's a blanch of it? 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:50.240 Blanches mushrooms. It's like a big machine. I called it 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:52.880 the Titanic. I'm saying, were you working there? Somebody shoving 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:54.360 your hands in it? No? No, I had to put 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:56.439 my hand in there and clean it out. I was 0:12:56.480 --> 0:13:00.320 on sanitation. He was working. A bruncher is like a 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:03.199 meat cutter. Now, I just like blends it. I don't know, 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:05.920 kind of mushroom, like the mushroom get you high? No, no, 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:10.400 no food, mushroom like mushroom mushroom, yeah, mushroom, mushroom. So 0:13:10.679 --> 0:13:13.760 you just put it in and then I was doing sanitation. 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:16.720 The mushrooms float through the belt. When I didn't shoot 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:19.240 the water out to clean out the system, because the 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:23.640 water system was broken. Oh and then boom went me cleaning, 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:26.800 put in my hand in there took me right in. Wow, 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:29.839 So how did it stop? It just didn't. I had 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:33.199 it forced myself and fighting out. Oh my god, it 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:39.320 can't be saved because it's blended up and blended yeah. Wow, sorry. 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:41.960 So what I did was I was pulling me in. 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:49.320 I'm pulling out stretching it. So I said my own self, congratulations. 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:54.560 Now did you have any dream, any nightmare prior to 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:57.120 this or something like this happening to you? No? Never, 0:13:57.400 --> 0:14:00.280 it was unsuspected, Like I'm like damning in the I 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:03.240 could have gone shot stad know that happened. And then 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:05.720 the fucking machine were you trying to make an honest living? 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:07.920 Takes you out? And what's crazy that I'm trying to 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:10.640 change my life around? It's just like damn, I feel 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:14.320 like rejecting. Now. Wow, so you lose your arm? And 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:16.360 then what did to get to the hospital? Take them 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:18.440 to the hospital right bleeding or dead? At this time? 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:23.360 Actually was I was in credible condition. Wow, And he 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:25.680 came through that because God had a purpose for you. 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:27.680 I mean that's how I look at it as. Whenever 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:30.640 you have a life saving situation, guy, has a purpose. 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:33.320 It's not your time. When it's not your time, nothing 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:36.120 can stop you, you know. So it wasn't your time. 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:39.200 And the thing about it, you're losing the arm probably 0:14:39.240 --> 0:14:41.800 made you more interesting now. I mean honestly, if you 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:43.040 had an arm, you probably won't be here with me 0:14:43.120 --> 0:14:45.360 right now. Thank God for your one arm. Hey, you 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:49.360 know what video you guys shut was hilarious, justs it 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:51.720 made me. You know, everything happens for a reason. You 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:54.920 probably get more bitches now. Whatever the reason it is, man, 0:14:54.960 --> 0:14:57.120 give me that simplethy pussy. I'll take it any day. 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:59.640 I got blessed with another cock, and I can't get 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:04.560 nobody pregnant with this one. Yeah, he's gotta deal though, 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:10.680 Michael Bloxon, look, nobody included. Totally crap. He reminds me 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:14.120 of that guy from that favorite Kurt SpongeBob square packed 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:18.280 squid word squid words where the square? He didn't have arm, 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:25.000 He's a squid nobody watches. I haven't write SpongeBob so long, 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:28.160 I forgot the characters. Jenny's best friend, you have a 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:31.480 new baby, some I'm sure you're still Have you ever 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:34.000 banged a girl? Why wouldn't you have to be a girl, 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:39.400 boy fingerfucker girl. He's just gonna get to that point 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:40.960 and he's best friend. He's just gonna just stick his 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:43.640 whole hands and some woman's vagina. I ain't gonna live. 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:45.840 Have you ever wanted about his eyes? I haven't tried 0:15:46.120 --> 0:15:48.400 done it yet. Not yet. But if you have a 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:53.520 little saman with your hands instead too small or too big, 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:56.360 you're gonna complain with garlicshys right. You know the funny 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:58.400 thing about the week we men do. Why he's sucking Huh? 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:00.760 She's like, give me that long and they just switch 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:03.240 up on her and they shove your arm and then 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:05.000 she's out. My god, this nigga do have a real 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:07.760 other big dick and she has no clue that, you know. 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:10.240 It's the best part about it. It's not gonna die 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:13.720 out on its insta hard. I'm saying, oh like instagraumd 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:16.400 insta hard. That's the best part about it. Do you 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:19.440 have feelings in it? Something? I mean, it's weird. It's 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:21.920 like I don't, but I do. How far off can 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:24.960 you feel up to? You? Hear your shoulders though? Going up? 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:28.240 Is that his numbers not? It's like sometimes even itches 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:31.360 I try to scratch, but it's like it's in my bone, 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:34.080 so I really can't scratch it. I gotta just deal 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:38.320 with it. Wow. Okay, so now you're collecting Social Security? 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:41.320 I mean no, no, actually got paid you soon. So 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:44.400 who did you say with a company? Wow? Did you 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:46.480 get good money? Yeah? I got paid good. So you 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:48.760 probably don't have to work again, and I don't. I'm chilling. 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:52.760 How somebody cut my arm up and hand me chill? Yeah? 0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:55.600 They're hurring. Huh they still hurving. What do you want 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:59.120 to stick your finger on the mushroom? Maybe just a pinker. 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:05.120 I don't need this one. Wow. So you made out 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:10.600 because technically you are handicapped. Because of that, you can't 0:17:10.600 --> 0:17:12.359 do whatever, you know. I mean, if I was a 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:14.240 stand up comedian, if I lost my right arm and 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:16.280 I can't hold a mic, well I lost it. I 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:18.639 gotta make sure I'm paid enough to take in my 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:20.760 whole life because I'm like, listen, I can't hold the 0:17:20.840 --> 0:17:22.960 mic anymore. I'm not lefty. I don't know how to 0:17:22.960 --> 0:17:25.920 hold the Michael. You gotta lose your arm performing Michael Block. 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:27.920 I'm just saying, if I lose my arm doing anything, 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:31.040 that's why you always have your body and short. You know, 0:17:31.080 --> 0:17:32.960 you work in a place with machines at that time, 0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:35.280 so if you something happens, of course you got to 0:17:35.320 --> 0:17:38.600 suit them. But me, I mean, I'm a comedian. Let's 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:40.320 say if go probade something happened to me, I lose 0:17:40.359 --> 0:17:42.640 a leg. I have to ensure my body. I think 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:48.160 my body's worth. Yeah, you cann't show your body after this. Yeah, 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:51.840 and then if your point start, ensure your dick. I'm 0:17:51.880 --> 0:17:53.640 not a point start, but I think I shoun show 0:17:53.680 --> 0:17:55.520 my dick because my dick is I think it's probably 0:17:56.080 --> 0:18:02.200 the only thing I got. I mean, could rather complaints. 0:18:02.200 --> 0:18:05.800 I don't eat a pussy as much, so my tongue 0:18:05.840 --> 0:18:08.000 is useless. You know, as they older, you gether let's 0:18:08.160 --> 0:18:11.240 could you eat? You know, my dick makes up for 0:18:11.280 --> 0:18:13.320 everything my mom don't. So if I lose my dick, 0:18:13.440 --> 0:18:16.199 I probably just what are you gonna do? I just 0:18:16.320 --> 0:18:19.119 probably Yeah, that's a very good question. What would you 0:18:19.119 --> 0:18:24.199 do without my dick? Probably become a firefighters? All right? 0:18:24.280 --> 0:18:26.520 So let's go to your arm. You know, it's been 0:18:26.560 --> 0:18:28.159 five years, so you pretty much you used to it. 0:18:28.200 --> 0:18:31.639 Now you're justitate. You are mentally accepted the fact that 0:18:31.760 --> 0:18:34.320 you have one on, yes for sure. How you feel 0:18:34.320 --> 0:18:36.520 about everything? Are you feeling no care? You still miss 0:18:36.600 --> 0:18:39.080 your fingers? I mean I don't really miss it. I 0:18:39.080 --> 0:18:41.920 already said reality for what it is. But I'm making 0:18:41.960 --> 0:18:44.000 the best out of it, what I'm saying, because trying 0:18:44.040 --> 0:18:46.440 about it, thinking about it ain't gonna bring my arm back. 0:18:47.560 --> 0:18:49.400 So what I gotta do is make the best out 0:18:49.400 --> 0:18:51.439 of it. Make the best out of it. But whatever 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:54.439 money you got for this, would you take your arm 0:18:54.480 --> 0:18:56.840 back and give that money back? Oh? Yeah, and now, hardy, 0:18:56.960 --> 0:19:00.320 I even give up this day right now, back. Yeah, 0:19:00.359 --> 0:19:02.680 you'll do anything for your arm. I'll give up everything 0:19:02.720 --> 0:19:07.479 all this right now. I've had to come home tie jeans, damn. 0:19:08.600 --> 0:19:10.480 Because the thing about it, because you always had an arm. 0:19:10.520 --> 0:19:12.000 It's not like if he was born with it. You know, 0:19:12.880 --> 0:19:15.240 It's different, like if I was born blind. I'm gonna 0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:18.159 give a by seeing because I never saw before. You know, 0:19:18.200 --> 0:19:21.240 even here no evil, right, But if I you could see, 0:19:21.240 --> 0:19:23.680 and then I'll lose my sight. My god, it's gotta 0:19:23.680 --> 0:19:26.320 be you know, losing your site gotta be the worst 0:19:26.359 --> 0:19:29.400 thing in the world. If you've always seen, you know, right, 0:19:29.800 --> 0:19:31.000 I mean, what do you think it would be worse 0:19:31.280 --> 0:19:34.520 losing an armor leg, I think, or that gotta be worse. 0:19:34.560 --> 0:19:36.520 You can't walk out about the life you gave. Tell 0:19:36.560 --> 0:19:38.760 your girl fucking bit jump out and you can sit down. 0:19:39.400 --> 0:19:41.119 You had to push you in the wheel chair. What 0:19:41.160 --> 0:19:43.879 do you miss about not having a left arm behind? 0:19:43.960 --> 0:19:46.119 Is nothing? I actually do more with it than me 0:19:46.240 --> 0:19:48.280 being without it. I do way more. I learned a 0:19:48.280 --> 0:19:51.159 lot about myself, like I even got skinny and all that. 0:19:51.359 --> 0:19:53.560 I learned so much about myself that I didn't know 0:19:53.760 --> 0:19:55.879 what two arms I actually do more like this, So 0:19:55.920 --> 0:19:58.960 you do more with one arm one? Why do you 0:19:59.000 --> 0:20:01.760 miss your arm? Then? I really don't. I'm already over it. 0:20:02.520 --> 0:20:04.880 But you give the money back from your arm? Yeah? 0:20:04.960 --> 0:20:06.760 I mean? Does I mean? I miss it? But it's 0:20:06.800 --> 0:20:09.320 just the principle. It's just like I'd rather pick my 0:20:09.440 --> 0:20:11.359 arm over the money. I really don't care about money. 0:20:11.600 --> 0:20:13.600 Money don't mean a damn thing to me. Just material 0:20:13.680 --> 0:20:18.000 should come and go like damn Chinese best friend. Let 0:20:18.040 --> 0:20:21.800 me ask you, all right, twenty million dollars or your arm, 0:20:22.520 --> 0:20:25.280 right left arm? Fucking whatever? M you don't jug off 0:20:25.320 --> 0:20:30.680 with No, it's not worth it. Twenty million dollars. It's 0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:33.040 not worth it. But let's say you already have your woman. 0:20:33.640 --> 0:20:35.000 You know you're not looking for a woman. You have 0:20:35.080 --> 0:20:37.000 your kids, you have everything. Now you don't have to 0:20:37.040 --> 0:20:40.040 work again. You have two arm. You're busting your ass. 0:20:40.080 --> 0:20:42.400 You might get a victor, your car might get reposed. 0:20:42.960 --> 0:20:45.000 One um, you don't have to worry about nothing for 0:20:45.040 --> 0:20:47.240 the rest of your life. You can buy all the 0:20:47.320 --> 0:20:50.240 vagina you want. Still, you rather have your arm and 0:20:50.320 --> 0:20:55.520 be broken. Yeah, my, I really like my left arm. 0:20:55.720 --> 0:20:58.199 I don't even know what the I just noticed I 0:20:58.200 --> 0:21:01.000 have a left arm used to more So, you don't 0:21:01.040 --> 0:21:03.320 mean use your laft arm that much? You know what 0:21:03.960 --> 0:21:05.760 you drive? You don't drive with two hands. You're not 0:21:05.920 --> 0:21:09.600 nice seven years old. But honestly, I wouldnt even take 0:21:09.600 --> 0:21:11.320 a hundred of meal because I mean what, like you said, 0:21:11.359 --> 0:21:14.760 we're gonna do with it exactly? There's no money worth 0:21:14.760 --> 0:21:17.679 for your life. It makes me want to use my 0:21:17.760 --> 0:21:21.440 left arm today. Blade will you lose Okay, when you 0:21:21.480 --> 0:21:24.439 lose a finger for one million, it's gonna be a 0:21:24.440 --> 0:21:28.200 tough question, gonna be happening. No, nigger, the whole fucking 0:21:28.200 --> 0:21:31.480 finger gotta go, you know what, probably because you could 0:21:31.480 --> 0:21:35.040