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Speaker 1: episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we

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Speaker 1: and we work to prove the theories of you the

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Speaker 1: fucking listeners. Stuff, what do you listeners? You better speak up, bitch,

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Speaker 1: because you entertain us for once, God damn it. We

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Speaker 1: something back, motherfucker. And what do you do? You just take?

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Speaker 1: You take? Was right. Everything they said about you was right.

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Speaker 1: It was all true. And listen, it doesn't matter if

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Speaker 1: went and got that sleep happeneing machine. You still oh man,

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Speaker 1: are excited today to unpack two We're gonna do two

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Speaker 1: emails today. Uh. We were discussing an email that I

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Speaker 1: But but Connor, who who is almost certainly white, said salutations, brethren. Uh,

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Speaker 1: My mama told me, fans, I'm personally of the opinion

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Speaker 1: the next all Whites meeting. By bitches. First of all,

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Speaker 1: what's what's a David or Bori a boor boor Asian? Yeah,

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