Speaker 1: To Teas in a Pod.
Speaker 2: It's Teddy Mellencamp and Camra Jeedge. Hey, guys, welcome back
Speaker 2: to another episode of Two Teas and a Pod with
Speaker 2: myself and to Laura's. Today we are going to recap
Speaker 2: Summerhouse season nine, episode four.
Speaker 1: Oh it's so good.
Speaker 2: Now you're very invested in this show, right.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be with tonight. I'm gonna be with Kyle
Speaker 1: and Carl.
Speaker 2: You are where you're going?
Speaker 1: Two? It's called up reality from page six you know.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I love them, love them the.
Speaker 1: City Winery and I'm going to be there tonight.
Speaker 2: Oh how fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my makeup's coming in a little while. Yeah.
Speaker 2: That Actually, those two lovely guys were one of I
Speaker 2: think the last people me and Teddy interviewed both of them. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, they're nice kids, They're so nice. It starts
Speaker 2: off with Lindsay and Danielle are sending everyone on a
Speaker 2: scavenger hunt to reveal the gender I know, the gender
Speaker 2: of Lindsay's baby. Danielle doesn't gloss over the fact that
Speaker 2: it is weird that the baby daddy won't be attending
Speaker 2: the gender.
Speaker 1: Reveal, but the ex no he's not coming.
Speaker 2: No, hey coming, but you know who's coming, the X
Speaker 2: fiance Carl.
Speaker 1: You know, they're really breaking the ice, like they are
Speaker 1: really like, you know, they were engaged to be married
Speaker 1: last summer. This is craziness, but I'm crazy, Like, you
Speaker 1: can't even break this stuff.
Speaker 2: It's so crazy.
Speaker 1: No, but I'm glad to see they've both moved on
Speaker 1: amicable and that they they're happy for each other.
Speaker 2: I some people might say that Lindsay's doing this to
Speaker 2: rubbing and Carl's face, but I really do think, like
Speaker 2: they're filming a TV show. You need to come up
Speaker 2: with things to do, and you know, like I don't
Speaker 2: think I don't think it was rubbed in.
Speaker 1: Should care about him?
Speaker 2: He broke up the error and.
Speaker 1: He don't. He don't want to be the baby daddy.
Speaker 1: He's actually happy it's in somebody and not.
Speaker 2: Him, not him right about it, and he was thrilled.
Speaker 2: Karl was thrilled to participate in the Gender Revealed because
Speaker 2: he wants to be supportive and have a fun summer.
Speaker 2: He doesn't want to fight with her. He wants to
Speaker 2: be happy for her. For the scavenger hunt got.
Speaker 1: The bullet, so who cares.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, and I are too a bullet, but to him,
Speaker 2: he was she was his bullet.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They weren't good for each other and he knew it.
Speaker 2: So for the scavenger Hunt, there are two different teams.
Speaker 2: The girl team ends up completing the Scavenger Hunt first,
Speaker 2: and the revealed that Lindsay is having a girl. Lindsay
Speaker 2: says Turner wasn't there because he's so private. I see
Speaker 2: that being well, now I'm confused. I've heard they broke up.
Speaker 2: I've heard they're back together. I don't know where they
Speaker 2: are in this, but it doesn't look like she'll ever
Speaker 2: really be able to show her full life if she's
Speaker 2: with him. You he's a doctor, he's very private. I
Speaker 2: heard he was a doctor. But then it's saying online
Speaker 2: that he's in biotech something, which I don't even know
Speaker 2: what that means. But so he's in a business that
Speaker 2: he doesn't want the negativity of reality TV to hurt
Speaker 2: his career. So you know what I get that. I
Speaker 2: get that there's like older, Well she's young.
Speaker 1: Well you're private, then don'tdate somebody on TV.
Speaker 2: Bro, That's what's tough. Like. So my son Spencer's very private.
Speaker 2: He doesn't he's very shy. He doesn't want to be
Speaker 2: on TV, and now he's got his first, you know,
Speaker 2: big boy job, and he's like, you know, I was
Speaker 2: asking him every you come on Spencer like and he's like, no, Mom,
Speaker 2: he goes, I don't even know if my you know,
Speaker 2: my employer would even like that.
Speaker 1: So it's just the same way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like he's done it in the past, but he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't really like it. I like being private. So
Speaker 2: Sierra is treating this scavenger hunt like she's on a
Speaker 2: mission on Traders Know.
Speaker 1: It's very traders, it's hysterical.
Speaker 2: Is very competitive, and in honor of Lindsay's baby girl,
Speaker 2: everyone is dressed in pink at dinner tonight. Jesse's worried
Speaker 2: his relationship with Lexi could be too much for him,
Speaker 2: since she mentioned she's a jealous type. Now this Jesse,
Speaker 2: he's starting to annoy me a little bit. He chased her,
Speaker 2: he won her, he got her. Now he's like, I
Speaker 2: don't know if I want her. She is beautiful. I
Speaker 2: started following her on Instagram. She is freaking stunning at all.
Speaker 1: She went out with like yeah, but went out with
Speaker 1: a few like she's gotta he's gone up over there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he's like, uh, I don't see. This is the
Speaker 1: problem with these guys. They don't want to grow up.
Speaker 1: They don't want to grow they want that summer house.
Speaker 1: It's like not even just a show for them, this
Speaker 1: is their summer. Like when you're growing up and your
Speaker 1: boyfriend breaks up with you because he wants to be
Speaker 1: with his friends lall summer and he pulls some shit.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna annoy with Jesse because I feel like he
Speaker 2: was really hit on her so hard, and now when
Speaker 2: she's into him, he's like, eh, I don't know, she said,
Speaker 2: she's a little bit jealous, So I don't know if
Speaker 2: I'm going to stick around for this one.
Speaker 1: Yes see, then just you're gonna be so sorry. You're
Speaker 1: gonna be that guy walking around with no girlfriends saying yeah,
Speaker 1: I used to date her. Because it's time to put
Speaker 1: down the solo cups.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it is, especially with everything he's gone through, you
Speaker 2: think that he would be more, you know, like to
Speaker 2: settle down, wanting to settle down, taking in every moment
Speaker 2: a kid.
Speaker 1: How old is he?
Speaker 2: How old is his thirties? I believe he's No, he's young.
Speaker 2: But not that young.
Speaker 1: No, No, that's time to settle down. You miss the mark.
Speaker 1: You know what, girls can miss it, and so can guys.
Speaker 2: Do you think Jesse or West are settling down anytime soon?
Speaker 1: No, but they're gonna be really sorry because one day
Speaker 1: you wake up and you're like, I'm tired of doing this. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now, Jesse's thirty one, that's you know, some guys.
Speaker 1: Wait to walk allD already.
Speaker 2: I know I already had like got three kids by then,
Speaker 2: but whatever.
Speaker 1: Same, like, it's enough already. I was divorced with two kids.
Speaker 1: But that's us. Okay, but at thirty one, you should
Speaker 1: be starting to trail it down. Okay. You met a
Speaker 1: nice girl. She's beautiful. You know you like her, you
Speaker 1: wanted her, she's into you. Okay, So now what you
Speaker 1: say is you like, pull it back a little bit.
Speaker 1: Are they just doing it because of the show or
Speaker 1: I think they really enjoyed being like summerhouse people.
Speaker 2: Well, she's so sweet, and I mean, I just see
Speaker 2: her as being such a sweet girl. But I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't know what he's doing, but he's making a
Speaker 2: huge mistake. But things quickly escalate between Paige and Kyle
Speaker 2: at dinner and a man is Confessional, She talks about
Speaker 2: how close she used to be with Hannah when they
Speaker 2: were both on Summerhouse together. Now, I did not watch
Speaker 2: Summerhouse when Hannah was on, So so Hannah and Page
Speaker 2: are the two behind Giggly Squad, right, yeah, and they
Speaker 2: met on the show. I think there's no better time
Speaker 2: than right now than to bring Hannah back to the show.
Speaker 2: Hannah and Kyle head God, you're so right hand, right,
Speaker 2: I mean right?
Speaker 1: And she will come back both barrels loaded. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: little shake up. Honestly, the show needs, Like how much
Speaker 1: drinking and and themed parties are we going to look at?
Speaker 1: How many?
Speaker 2: I have a question? They never noticed every time they
Speaker 2: open the front door, there's piles and piles of Amazon boxes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm like, what is this? Is this the stuff they
Speaker 2: order for their parties? They have their background? Is that
Speaker 2: what it is? I I would love to see Hannah back.
Speaker 2: I never saw her on the show before, so that
Speaker 2: would be very interesting.
Speaker 1: Because she said that Kyle got her fired when that's
Speaker 1: not what happened.
Speaker 2: Well, nobody the power to fire anybody on the show
Speaker 2: except for a Brado. Everybody thinks that, Yeah, if you
Speaker 2: I have been accused of firing so many people.
Speaker 1: You are are you there? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Am so powerful, Dolores. You have no idea I can
Speaker 2: destroy that.
Speaker 1: I cant for real housewaves in New Jersey then.
Speaker 2: And yes I will, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: My wardrobe.
Speaker 2: Now I can destroy people's lives. I can fire people.
Speaker 2: I mean I can do it all over here. So,
Speaker 2: like we said, he has no power to file any
Speaker 2: fire anyone. Kyle claims that Craig never explicitly said he
Speaker 2: was going to do this campaign for a competiting alcohol company.
Speaker 2: Craig wanted to invest in lover Boy first, but Kyle
Speaker 2: couldn't give.
Speaker 1: Him the answer right away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he wants twenty five thousand dollars to buy
Speaker 2: in to lover Boy, to buy a little piece of it.
Speaker 2: Me least, West was, you know, the one that said
Speaker 2: I can't afford that right now, and Sierra thought that
Speaker 2: was kind of funny. So I'm glad to see that
Speaker 2: the you know, slowly getting back to being friend bad.
Speaker 1: I like that they had their little talk and now
Speaker 1: they've healed their little hearts, and you know, I just
Speaker 1: think that I want to see their friendship back. I
Speaker 1: think they both need each other to be in each
Speaker 1: other's lives. They don't need to be together because I
Speaker 1: don't see that. No.
Speaker 2: Now do you think the Page's stance on this will
Speaker 2: change now that her and Craig are broken up?
Speaker 1: No? No, she seems like she gets mad for a
Speaker 1: long time, she was pissed.
Speaker 2: Eventually, Page gets up and leaves the table because she
Speaker 2: no longer wants to argue with Kyle. Then Kyle calls
Speaker 2: Page two faced, and she hears it. She goes outside
Speaker 2: and yells scared for him, oh my, oh shit. And
Speaker 2: then she comes out and she yells at Kyle, did
Speaker 2: you just call me two faced? And Paige, yeah, I
Speaker 2: am yelling at you.
Speaker 1: I am like Ruth like they don't and the guys
Speaker 1: are afraid of them. It's hysterical. I love watching it
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 2: And She's like, I'm yelling at you and what about it?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, yes, Page, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: Come get me?
Speaker 1: Come good for that.
Speaker 2: I don't love when a guy gets in a fight
Speaker 2: with a girl on these shows.
Speaker 1: I don't I like it. Those girls they are like unreal.
Speaker 2: So Paige starts crying in her room.
Speaker 1: Sierra and Alexi and then cry, you ruined it for me.
Speaker 2: I know sometimes you just gotta cry.
Speaker 1: No, I want them to walk out and say, yeah, bitch.
Speaker 2: I needed to hear that. Actually, thank you, that's helping
Speaker 2: me in my own life. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Paige starts crying in her room and Sierra and Alexei
Speaker 2: come in and talk to her, and she talks about
Speaker 2: the Hannah and Amanda conflict. They all used to be
Speaker 2: best friends and now the page can't even have a
Speaker 2: bachelorette party because she wouldn't be able to invite both
Speaker 2: of them. U. No, this is a tough situation.
Speaker 1: No, Tamra, this is how I handle this. You invite everyone,
Speaker 1: and whoever decides they don't want to be there, you
Speaker 1: don't get mad at them for it. But everybody gets
Speaker 1: an invite, and if they want to come, they better
Speaker 1: know not to make a scene. Keep your shit at
Speaker 1: the door. That's how I do. Everyone's invited, don't care
Speaker 1: if you come or not, but don't come and start trouble.
Speaker 2: Well, now we know there will be no bachelorette party,
Speaker 2: so we can move on from that one. After Kyle
Speaker 2: fails to make Amanda feel better, she decides to go
Speaker 2: talk to Paige. As soon as she walks into Page's room,
Speaker 2: they both hog and start crying. Amanda knows Kyle is
Speaker 2: being stupid, but she also knows she can't talk to him,
Speaker 2: talk him off the ledge. Kyle's crying outside, crying. Sandy
Speaker 2: wants to leave and never come back to the house.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is a perfect opportunity for him to
Speaker 2: expand his brand to a crier boy. It's a lover boy.
Speaker 2: And you know you can get some sad drinks out there.
Speaker 1: If you cry in front of me. It is open game.
Speaker 2: We're done, We're done. I mean it definitely. It's definitely
Speaker 2: the circumstance of why they're crying, Like, I get it,
Speaker 2: but something like this is not something to cry over
Speaker 2: in my opinion.
Speaker 1: You know, I'll give you.
Speaker 2: A yeah, yeah stuff crying. I'll give you a reason
Speaker 2: and cry that is easy.
Speaker 1: It is not easy. There's gonna be a lot harder
Speaker 1: things in life, so you need to really get strong
Speaker 1: crying over. I know it's not.
Speaker 2: It was just too much. And then while half the
Speaker 2: house is recovering from the big fight, the other half
Speaker 2: is getting ready to go out. Wes is going to
Speaker 2: a friend's house, and even though he can technically do
Speaker 2: whatever he wants, he would never want to rub it
Speaker 2: in Sierra's face. Now you can tear.
Speaker 1: He's a nice guy, like I hear.
Speaker 2: This, Really, I don't know him that well. Like he's
Speaker 2: We've had him on the showy DM. He's been kind
Speaker 2: to me, but I don't know him that like that.
Speaker 1: Janfessler said he's like a stod. He's a really nice guy.
Speaker 1: I don't know him like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know either. You can tell Wes missus
Speaker 2: Sierra and is trying to become friends again.
Speaker 1: I miss their friendship. I think that they depended a
Speaker 1: lot on each other. Sierra is a loyal, good friend.
Speaker 2: She will fight for you, but she's also a no
Speaker 2: bullshit type of girl too. No, she ain't taken anybody's ship.
Speaker 1: By the way, she is not a needy person. She's
Speaker 1: a loner by nature. Really, she likes her space.
Speaker 2: That's how I am now. On the other hand, Jesse
Speaker 2: isn't going out tonight because he's opting to stay home
Speaker 2: with LEXI can I need a defibrillator.
Speaker 1: I know my heart attacks thinking about how the boys
Speaker 1: are having fun without.
Speaker 2: I'm missing out. I'm missing out. Emerald, Carl and Danielle
Speaker 2: go out together. Emerald brings a girl home. He tries
Speaker 2: to cover the camera in his room with a hat,
Speaker 2: and when they're having sex, the hat falls off. The
Speaker 2: walls are shaking, obviously. Jesse spends the night in Lexi's
Speaker 2: room and Wes is nowhere to be found. He went
Speaker 2: out and he did not come back. Emerald's friend leaves
Speaker 2: at four point thirty in the morning, and Wes finally
Speaker 2: gets home at seven thirteen in the morning. He tells
Speaker 2: everyone he slept on a couch at his friend's house,
Speaker 2: but his confessional reveals he didn't sleep on nobody's couch.
Speaker 2: He's left on top of somebody.
Speaker 1: He lie, don't lie?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, just be honest. Like is it? Oh? Maybe
Speaker 2: it's because he doesn't want here Sarah's feelings.
Speaker 1: But you know what, camera, If Sierra's failings get hurt,
Speaker 1: that's too bad because she should be over this person.
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, Yeah, as per my text
Speaker 1: to her, they probably should have ever been together. I
Speaker 1: just don't see it. So, Sierra, if I find out
Speaker 1: you're crying over this boy, I'm gonna bitch slap you.
Speaker 2: Oh, my god, everyone's off to the beach. On the
Speaker 2: drive over, Jesse confides in the girls that he's worried
Speaker 2: the jealousy will become an issue with Lexi and he
Speaker 2: doesn't want to go through a breakup in the house.
Speaker 1: I know. It. So happens the night after to sit out.
Speaker 1: I know, sit out. Do you see the pattern I'm
Speaker 1: talking about? Yes, sit home. He had to sit it
Speaker 1: out and it was bothering him. So now today he
Speaker 1: wakes up and he's like, oh yeah, not for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think it has nothing to do with the
Speaker 2: you know, breaking up in the house and all that.
Speaker 2: I think he's like, Okay, I got what I wanted.
Speaker 2: I got what I wanted.
Speaker 1: Like I had to stay home one night. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like, I'm gonna need a heart transplant. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna need a liver transplant.
Speaker 2: Yeah I have, I have.
Speaker 1: I have sitting next to the model that used to,
Speaker 1: you know, go out with all these hot guys because
Speaker 1: she's hot. So now like, come on, stop, what are
Speaker 1: you missing.
Speaker 2: I think that he realizes that maybe she's not exactly
Speaker 2: what he's looking for, maybe a little bit too needy.
Speaker 2: He wants a one night stand with a hot piece
Speaker 2: to us, but now he's stuck in the same house
Speaker 2: with her.
Speaker 1: Well, see, that's why guys don't fish in the little pond.
Speaker 1: There's a whole ocean out there, Like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: You know this is how it's going to end up.
Speaker 1: She made it very clear. She made it very clear
Speaker 1: to him. She didn't pull no punches.
Speaker 2: No she didn't.
Speaker 1: He said, I don't date just to date. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to sleep with you just to not be with you.
Speaker 2: That's right, it's not how it works in her mind.
Speaker 2: She's a relationship type of girl.
Speaker 1: And now she's expecting because that's what she was. He
Speaker 1: knew it. He slept with her and not bad, bad,
Speaker 1: bad bad bad.
Speaker 2: Not I think it's I think it's gonna not in Well,
Speaker 2: that's for sure. So Kyle's in a slump since the
Speaker 2: fight with Paige, which led to a fight with Amanda,
Speaker 2: so he decides to pull Page aside at the beach
Speaker 2: and have a talk with her, and that's how the
Speaker 2: episode ends. A few fan thoughts, Kyle's problem with Hannah
Speaker 2: and Craig has zero to do with Paige. Leave her
Speaker 2: out of it. Kyle's in the wrong, and it's always
Speaker 2: about his feelings. Will cry baby? Why is Amanda still
Speaker 2: with Kyle? So Kyle is not looking good in this
Speaker 2: episode and people are not siding with him at all.
Speaker 1: Well, I think that he probably shouldn't have sent that text.
Speaker 1: Did he consult with his wife before he sent that text?
Speaker 1: I'd like to know.
Speaker 2: Probably not.
Speaker 1: And he dealt with any of his friends before he
Speaker 1: sent that text? I don't think so. No.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's no crying in business. Like you, you
Speaker 2: started a business and somebody else is doing something similar,
Speaker 2: What can you do about it?
Speaker 1: Everyone's got to eat, everyone's got to pay their bills,
Speaker 1: pay their bills. And guess what he did ask to
Speaker 1: be involved. You didn't get back in time. He was
Speaker 1: probably happy then when this came up, and you're probably
Speaker 1: happy whatever whatever it is. You can't be mad at
Speaker 1: someone for making money.
Speaker 2: No, you can't. And if Craig, who's not even really
Speaker 2: on his show, he's on a different show, is doing
Speaker 2: a collaboration with an alcohol company, I hate to break
Speaker 2: it to you, but there's five million alcohol companies out there.
Speaker 1: Listen, he's paying for that, He's paying for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm seeing things that worry me just a little bit,
Speaker 2: kind of like what we've been seeing with Craig.
Speaker 1: Page. I think the two of them need some time
Speaker 1: together away from their friends. I think they need some
Speaker 1: time together like a divorce. No, I like them both.
Speaker 1: There's separate houses. They're so cute.
Speaker 2: They are cute. They both are very very cute. I
Speaker 2: am just joking, obviously, But that's it, Dolores. That was fun, fun, fun, fun,
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Fun. Listen, Bravo's good right now?
Speaker 2: It is it is?
Speaker 1: That was on fire?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's coming out next? I feel like there's a
Speaker 2: wach new show's coming out next. There's got to be
Speaker 2: another housewive show. Oh, The Valley's coming out? Did you
Speaker 2: watch The Valley last season?
Speaker 1: I watched a couple of things and then I stopped
Speaker 1: a lot of crying on there too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Love Hotels coming out.
Speaker 1: Love Hotel. You know we're gonna have a good field day.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm excited about that. So right now, Brabo is amazing.
Speaker 2: Next housewife show that come out will be Miami, which
Speaker 2: I'm that's always good as well.
Speaker 1: So I love Mark sool and we have Gertie on there, and.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll have a good day, good weekend
Speaker 1: Take care bye,