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Speaker 1: It's another tuble phone frame today mornings that's twenties. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins. I'm calling from the city. I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Max. Yeah, this is Max. Hi. Max.

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Speaker 1: How are you today. I'm doing good, just doing some

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Speaker 1: workts out. Yeah, I know, I know. That's why I'm calling. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I needed to speak with you about something. Okay, what's

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Speaker 1: this for again? Well, I think you sort of just

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Speaker 1: said it doing some work on the house. And I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you are familiar or not with the

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Speaker 1: fact that before you do any work on your property

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Speaker 1: you need to get clearance from the city and from me,

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Speaker 1: because I run the permitting department. And I don't see

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Speaker 1: any permits for what you've been doing there. What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? Don't you need permits for building like

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Speaker 1: a deck or something like that. M Hello, Oh, I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry you were talking and I sort of zoned out

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Speaker 1: there because really that's not the point. Yes, we do

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Speaker 1: give permits for decks and for fences and all sorts

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Speaker 1: of things. And we've noticed that you've been doing some

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Speaker 1: home improvements. And I also looked through my files today

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Speaker 1: and guess what I didn't find. Guess what I didn't find.

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Speaker 1: Can you guess? Can you guess what I didn't find? Oh, permit,

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Speaker 1: M exactly a permit, and I don't see a permit

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Speaker 1: from you anywhere. So I'm going to need you to

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Speaker 1: cease work on your property until we get the proper permitting. Also,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to have to levy a fine. I'm painting

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Speaker 1: room in my house because I'm having a baby soon.

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Speaker 1: You're telling me I need a permit to paint a

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Speaker 1: room in my house. Yeah, well, you need to permit

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Speaker 1: to do any sort of remodeling at all. So if

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Speaker 1: you want to put a new door knob on somewhere

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Speaker 1: in your house, you gotta get a permit. You want

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Speaker 1: to put a new curtain rod up, you gotta go

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Speaker 1: through me. You are insane. What is wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: What's wrong with me is and I apologize, I might

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Speaker 1: have gotten a little work, okay, But what's wrong with

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Speaker 1: me is that I'm tired of people doing work on

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Speaker 1: their house without the proper permitting. I'm painting a room.

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Speaker 1: You don't need a permit to paint a room in

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Speaker 1: your house. Okay. Oh, so you do my job. Then,

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Speaker 1: so you work for the city and you decide who

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Speaker 1: needs a permit, and who doesn't. No, I paint a

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Speaker 1: house and I don't need a permit for it, and

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Speaker 1: that's what I do because I could do that. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. Oh okay, so you're

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Speaker 1: just going to keep painting the room in your house

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Speaker 1: without a permit? Is that what I'm hearing? Go ahead

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Speaker 1: and keep painting the room. I will be levying a

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Speaker 1: twenty five dollars. Fine, then you can expect that in

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Speaker 1: the mail anytime, and that needs to be paid right away.

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Speaker 1: And okay, yeah, okay, you bring that fine to my doorstep,

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Speaker 1: all right, you show up to my door with dad, fine,

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Speaker 1: all right, and then you can tell me about what

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Speaker 1: permit I need. Okay, that's it. Condemned. But what I

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Speaker 1: said condemned. Do you know what that means? I know

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Speaker 1: what that means. What are you talking about? Well, I

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Speaker 1: just went ahead and mark your property as condemned. So

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Speaker 1: good good luck selling it. Do anything you want to

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Speaker 1: house now because it's got to be boarded up and

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Speaker 1: torn down pretty soon. Have a good day now and

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Speaker 1: better luck in the future. If you're gonna you're not.

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Speaker 1: You can't do this, Okay, you know why don't I

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Speaker 1: come down to you. When I come out to you,

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Speaker 1: I'll bring I'll show you what I'm doing. I'll bring

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Speaker 1: my paintbrushes. Shove them up. Oh okay, well guess what, Max?

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Speaker 1: What you got your permit? Congratulations, you got your permit.

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Speaker 1: Everything is fine, Go ahead and paint away, do anything

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Speaker 1: you want on the house. What yep, just on one condition,

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Speaker 1: that's all. One condition, one condition that you do actually

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Speaker 1: come do that because that sounds hot. I like it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what is going on? Oh I should This is a

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Speaker 1: phone prank, That's what's going on. Max. This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: you and your wife. Leah set you up. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: So I guess you can go ahead and keep painting

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Speaker 1: the kid's room without a permit. And let's I mean,

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Speaker 1: you can still come and do the paint brush thing

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Speaker 1: if you want, like I might be down. Oh my god, no,

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Speaker 1: thank you wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks