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Speaker 2: You can put it over your thumbs and then you

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Speaker 1: Cool. I got my sun shirt on. I got my

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Speaker 2: A liar bird at Troannga Zoo has been stop it.

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Speaker 2: A liar bird at Taranga Zoo has been mimicking the

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Speaker 2: Evacuate Now alarms since the lions escaped their enclosure.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, this is a great opening story to tell

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Speaker 1: you the truth. We're ready for it. On a brand

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Speaker 2: That you jos from all the way around the world, sting.

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Speaker 3: That doesn't anything stra guys, cows, non boundary pals.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Burn. I am Kurt Brown or sitting across

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Speaker 2: from me as my lovely co host.

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Speaker 1: Uh, that's true, that is me. I'm wearing my sunshirt.

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Speaker 1: It's eld sunshirt. Scottie Landis. I wanted your name.

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Speaker 1: Scotty sunshirt Landis. Uh, thank you and welcome wherever you are.

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Speaker 1: Whatever you're up to. Put your worries on the shelf.

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Speaker 1: It's time for a little silly, strange news Oasis and

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Speaker 1: Kurt and I fielding today. We are we are having

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Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah we are. We've been talking a lot

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Speaker 2: We got to like reach out to see you know,

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Speaker 1: Yes, and Big specifically jumped right on it, said, I

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Speaker 1: Great name for a show. Well tell me about this

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Speaker 2: This is so great. This was a Timeout Sydney classic

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Speaker 2: is written by Elizabel Alizible Elizabeth McDonald. It is the

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Speaker 2: best in the Australian business. Lizzie Max, November sixteenth, twenty

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Speaker 2: News Today from the Animal Kingdom Colon Semi colon a

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Speaker 2: Liar Bird at Torongo Zoo has been blasting the Evacuate

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Speaker 2: The zoo and the lirebird expert have thrown cold water

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Speaker 2: four years to come Shinea on, you crazy diamond. May

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Speaker 1: This was sent in by our boy Nick foul PIRELTA

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Speaker 1: Yes, they're just poorn didn't exist, so everybody just says statements, well.

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Speaker 2: No, eighteen ninety like it would be what would be

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Speaker 1: Right right Eureka. I guess yeah, eureka.

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Speaker 2: That's what everyone says when they come eureka.

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Speaker 2: But well, it's nice. Here's what like, if honestly this

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Speaker 1: And that's right.

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Speaker 2: window and just kind of drapes his penis out the window.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he comes in just as casually as just you know,

433
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:31,159
Speaker 1: homo erectus on the evolution chart, just striding forward and

434
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,440
Speaker 1: wipe past this, you know, enough moonlight shining in where

435
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,879
Speaker 1: we're like, well, it's definitely a naked guy. And then

436
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 1: he walks over, opens the window all the way open,

437
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,439
Speaker 1: and so she's yelling like, Danny, get out of here.

438
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 1: Danis isn't the bathroom, dan Scotty get him. I'm like, hey, man, hey, hey, hey, hey,

439
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 1: don't do that, and he just turns casually and then

440
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:54,679
Speaker 1: starts to pee. He's holding his penis and he starts

441
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 1: to pee out the window and he just looks at

442
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 1: me and he goes, Scotty, you really gotta wait your turn,

443
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 1: and then just pease out the window. So what I

444
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,439
Speaker 1: didn't know was and what we didn't discover, oh, we

445
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 1: locked the bedroom door after that, Like the first time.

446
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 1: We were like, oh, maybe he's just drunk and whatever,

447
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 1: and then we locked the door. What we didn't realize

448
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 1: was is he had peed directly onto the air conditioning unit.

449
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: So in the morning, the entire house smells like drunken

450
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: beer piss, to the point where we were like nervous

451
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,439
Speaker 1: we were going to get in trouble, Like we were

452
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,400
Speaker 1: opening all the windows. We were like, do we buy

453
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,400
Speaker 1: baking soda? But he just came in didn't remember any

454
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,159
Speaker 1: of it. We were like, dude, you just walked in

455
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 1: naked and peede, why is the house smell like that?

456
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,639
Speaker 1: You peed on the air conditioning unit. Man, And it

457
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 1: was so he was like red face and embarrassed, but

458
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,880
Speaker 1: it was so casual. It was so funny to see

459
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 1: him being like I do this at my house all

460
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Speaker 1: the time. What a good boy.

461
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 2: It is fascinating that like unconscious. The sleepwalking thing is

462
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 2: is fascinating because it does always seem like the person's

463
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:00,679
Speaker 2: totally fine.

464
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.

465
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 2: I had a friend who did that, peed in the

466
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 2: closet and then when someone yelled at him, he like

467
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 2: just re like to like make them stop. He reached

468
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,119
Speaker 2: in and grabbed a bunch of his jeans and then

469
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 2: threw his jeans on top of him, like as if

470
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 2: that's like, shut up, it's fine.

471
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,920
Speaker 1: I've never done it. I've never done it, and never do.

472
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,959
Speaker 1: I've been a drinker. You and I have put ourselves

473
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,159
Speaker 1: in crazy situations being browned out or blacked out, but

474
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 1: I've never done that. For whatever reason, my my lizard

475
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 1: brain still has the on off switch to be like

476
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 1: get outside, get to the bathrooms. Yeah, yeah, me too.

477
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 2: It was so funny, man, It is interesting too, about

478
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 2: because I do feel like I have because I forget.

479
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 2: I forget like a lot of just small pieces of

480
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 2: information all the time. Sure, and like things that I

481
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 2: have done or said, And specifically one is weird, is

482
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,120
Speaker 2: very weird. And he kept coming up is that when

483
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 2: Lauren would post like a sweet hot selfie on Instagram. Yeah,

484
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,479
Speaker 2: I you know one time she did it and I

485
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,879
Speaker 2: was like, oh this and I wrote hot Tomali and

486
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:12,719
Speaker 2: I thought that was funny, very funny. And then uh,

487
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 2: she was like, you've you know, you've written hot Tomali

488
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 2: on like four photos of me.

489
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 1: Oh really?

490
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 2: And I had no memory. I mean I saw, isn't

491
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,159
Speaker 2: that really funny? And she was just like, just stop

492
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 2: saying hot Tomali. Okay, it's at this point it's weird. Yeah,

493
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,159
Speaker 2: came thing a thing with us and I was like,

494
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 2: and then the thing is she'll post what my first thought,

495
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 2: We'll be like hot Tomali.

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00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 1: Well that's what they were saying, Grandpa thing to say too.

497
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 1: That's where the Texas go. So the eighteen hundreds were saying,

498
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,880
Speaker 1: they were that's like hot to Mollie.

499
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 2: Nice bringing it back you go? Shall I tease this

500
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,120
Speaker 2: into a story here?

501
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: I would enjoy nothing more.

502
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 2: Mm hmmmmm mmm mmm mmmmmmmm. Water slide catches on fire

503
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 2: in New Jersey.

504
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: I mean yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, we'll be back

505
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,640
Speaker 1: with more slippery when we bananas.

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00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 2: M welcome back, folks to bananas. Scott. Have you got

507
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 2: any shout outs?

508
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 1: We do have a few. Carly Wegner once a shout

509
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: out her husband Zach, who passed out during an epic

510
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:04,479
Speaker 1: day drinking sash but woke up laughing, woke himself up

511
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:09,479
Speaker 1: laughing to Kurt's stand up special. Carly was watching it.

512
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 1: Zach was passed out nearby, and she was watching her special,

513
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: and he started laughing and came back to consciousness watching

514
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 1: Perfectly Stupid by Kurt Brown.

515
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so funny. That's awesome.

516
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 1: Ultimate compliment. Day drinking. Man, If you don't, if you

517
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 1: stop drinking, you do pass out, it's like the worst thing.

518
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 1: It's like you just got to keep drinking if you

519
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 1: want to see bedtime healthy.

520
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 2: Don't think I can do it anymore. Oh god, don't

521
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 2: I think I think I've retired. I might be at

522
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 2: the point where I've retired day drinking. I don't know.

523
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 2: We'll see, we'll see.

524
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, right. Next time you and I are New Orleans,

525
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: I'm going to bring this up to you when we're

526
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: doing tequila shots at eleven AM, and I'll be like,

527
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 1: we should get lunch soon. Stuart Miles is shouting out

528
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: his wife, Shay, who started her first year as a

529
00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 1: kindergartener teacher. As a kindergarten teacher, so this is from

530
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 1: a few months back, so she's probably very good at it. Shae,

531
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Speaker 1: we hope you're enjoying your first I guess semester as

532
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: a kindergarten teacher.

533
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 2: Yes, please, Shaw, Do you.

534
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: Remember your kindergartener teacher's name? Kindergarten teacher's name.

535
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 2: I don't remember my kindergartener teachers. I do remember my

536
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 2: first grade teacher's name because she hated me. Oh that's

537
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 2: her name, was Missus high Horse.

538
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 1: Yes, she needs to get off it. A long ago correction.

539
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 1: I was going back to my phone just trying to

540
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 1: clear out ones I missed, and I do miss them

541
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 1: sometimes and I'm sorry there are hondos. Speaking of teachers,

542
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 1: Congratulations to Melissa Matts for becoming the Florida Teacher of

543
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Speaker 1: the Year. I messed up about six months ago, Kurt

544
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 1: saying that. Uh. I thought that the teacher award's name,

545
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 1: which was like Claudia something, was the person. So I

546
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 1: congratulated the person that the award is named after. But

547
00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:00,040
Speaker 1: it's actually Melissa Mattz, who is the real champ and

548
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 1: a great teacher. So Melissa, I hope you're still a Bananamal.

549
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry forffing it up in God, I mean maybe June,

550
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 1: maybe May. But anyways, my slate is clean. I'm back.

551
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 1: That's all I got. And do you you and I

552
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: have a show in Indiana next year, don't we? Like

553
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: I just got a contract from your agent. That was like,

554
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 1: oh my god, when is that April fourteenth or something?

555
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 1: But anyways, Bananimals at some point, Kurt and I are

556
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: coming to some festival or something in Indiana. So, Indiana,

557
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 1: a lot of people consider you one of the worst

558
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,959
Speaker 1: ten states. I consider you one of the middle ten states.

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00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: And we're coming to do a Banana's Live. Wow.

560
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 2: If we're doing that, I have no.

561
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 1: I mean I had it in my email and I

562
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:48,479
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, I mean I'm excited. I love I

563
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 1: love stuff to look into that.

564
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 2: We'll have to look into that because I'm supposed to

565
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 2: be in Portland that week.

566
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: Well yeah, well maybe we'll do it in Portland then,

567
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 1: who knows? Who knows?

568
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 2: Anyway, all right, I'm bringing this back in with this

569
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 2: water slide catches fire in Sussex County's Mountain Creek Park. Okay,

570
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 2: this appeared in the Pot Kong Sparta Patch.

571
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 1: I heard of it. I've heard of it.

572
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 2: This was written by the band Jennifer Gene Miller. She's

573
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 2: on the patch staff, Patch staff. Now it's from Vernon,

574
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 2: New Jersey. Mountain Creek Resort is still readying for opening

575
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 2: down Saturday, but we'll do so without its quote high

576
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 2: Anxiety water slide High Anxiety, which was damaged in a

577
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 2: fire on Tuesday afternoon. I love that it's called high

578
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 2: anxiety and it actually caught on fire.

579
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: Crazy.

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00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 2: Mountain Creek wrote in its Facebook page after nine pm Tuesday.

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Speaker 2: There was no injuries reported, with the Poke park closed

582
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 2: when the fire broke out. George and of the blaze

583
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 2: on the slide that's been at the park since two

584
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 2: thousand and eight is not yet known. The New Jersey

585
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 2: Herald reported, Now.

586
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 1: That is really weird. That's really weird. Verry.

587
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 2: So it's like a it's an enclosed plastic water slide.

588
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 2: You know, it's like a tunnel, and the plastic itself

589
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 2: caught on fire. I mean like something really wrong has

590
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 2: to happen for the plastic itself to catch on fire.

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00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: Oh, it must have smelled so bad.

592
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:32,479
Speaker 2: Mountain Creek's website describes the slide geared for reader for

593
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 2: riders at least four feet tall, and you also have

594
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 2: to be a reader. Mountainous proportions that kicks off in

595
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 2: a tunnel, leading to a raft ride through a funnel

596
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 2: before riders plunge into a forty five degree drop. Now right,

597
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 2: What is interesting about Mountain Creek Park is guess what

598
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 2: Mountain Creek Park is Scottie in Vernon, New Jersey.

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00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: I guess it is the reboot of Action Park. It

600
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: is the reboot of Action Park.

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00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 2: I mean, that is amazing that on such hallowed dangerous

602
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 2: ground of Action Park that a water slide caught on fire.

603
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the places that documentary For anybody who had

604
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 1: didn't watch the Action Park documentary, it might have been

605
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 1: a three parter. I can't even remember. It is so

606
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 1: fascinating how dangerous it was. And kurti b went there

607
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 1: as a wee boy.

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Speaker 2: The one thing that I learned from the documentary that

609
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 2: I had not realized as a child was that all

610
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 2: of the water for the park was supplied by a

611
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 2: fucking a spring in the mountain, so it was literal snowmelt,

612
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 2: so that all of these like big aquifers that you

613
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 2: would fly into, Like the one that I remember really

614
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:00,840
Speaker 2: getting hurt on the most was it was a tube

615
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 2: that was built into a hillside, so you just shoot

616
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 2: down into the dark, pitch dark, pitch pitch dark because

617
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 2: you're underground. God, and then it would turn at an

618
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,720
Speaker 2: angle that was unsafe, so you would slam your head

619
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 2: against the against the thing as it turned, and then

620
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:23,320
Speaker 2: you would shoot out the side of a hillside and drop,

621
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 2: like I'm not kidding, twenty five feet into water that

622
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 2: was thirty eight degrees. Oh, it was so cool. So

623
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 2: it was like boom, hit your head and then fly

624
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 2: and fall for twenty five feet and then go into

625
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,439
Speaker 2: water that you're like, ha and you it was like people,

626
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 2: multiple people at heart attacks because of just the temperature.

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Speaker 1: I bet they did. I And have you ever done

628
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:47,839
Speaker 1: a polar bear challenge or whatever? Have you ever jumped

629
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: in on the side. I love them I love them.

630
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 1: I love them. Did you do call? I know John

631
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: Gabris does them too, and I've never done one, but

632
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: I did do it what my mom on New Year's

633
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: Day or the New Year's Eve one of them. We

634
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:05,760
Speaker 1: were in Fenwick, Delaware with beach Town and I wanted

635
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 1: to do it, and I remember how cold the sand was,

636
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: just taking my shoes and everything off, and I remember

637
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,319
Speaker 1: the instant regret of being like twelve years old and

638
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 1: just the temperature of the sand was like, oh, this

639
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 1: is a mistake. And I did it, but I think

640
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,359
Speaker 1: I do want to do it again. Yeah, I think

641
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: I want to go it again. At our Minneapolis show,

642
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 1: I went out and had some beers afterwards with some

643
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 1: nice bananimals and we were talking about ice fishing and

644
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: how like you can either go and you can either

645
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:39,879
Speaker 1: just drink all day and you know, day drink your

646
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,720
Speaker 1: favorite thing to do that you're going to do forever,

647
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,799
Speaker 1: or you can actually like fish, and I do want

648
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: to do that. One day. I like, we got to

649
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: get maybe we get Joe Pickett and Nick Pruhor and

650
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 1: JC and maybe we go get a house in or

651
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: an ice house or whatever. And I want to do that.

652
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 1: One day and then maybe we get a little too

653
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,359
Speaker 1: drunk we jump in the water. I don't know.

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00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 2: I'm definitely I'm going in, you know, December first to

655
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 2: the third. I'm going back to Minneapolis, and I think

656
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 2: I'm going to run a car and go jump in

657
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 2: a river or jump in a lake to do December

658
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 2: and December in in Minneapolis. Probably pretty cold.

659
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 1: Oh, I think it's going to be cold. Cold, but

660
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 1: that's yeah, it's invigorating. Well. You and I always liked

661
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 1: all the ice baths after the steam rooms at the

662
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 1: Russian bath houses and the Swedish bath houses. We love

663
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 1: doing that. Oh, I love it.

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Speaker 2: I love a cold Yeah. The Russian bath house on

665
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:38,320
Speaker 2: Tenth Street in Manhattan got that had a cold plunge

666
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 2: pool that was like legitimately fifty degrees and it was,

667
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:42,959
Speaker 2: oh god, it felt so good.

668
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 1: It felt so good. And then your body looks like

669
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,720
Speaker 1: PISTROMI afterwards, if you're a white person, your body looks

670
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 1: like corned beef because your body and your blood is like,

671
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: what are we supposed to do? Or are we rising

672
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 1: to the surface? Are we running for our lives? I

673
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,959
Speaker 1: actually knew that I was going to like actually work

674
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 1: with you and Kristen for a long time, and I

675
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 1: think it was her birthday party. It was either yours

676
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: or hers there when we were the last three standing,

677
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 1: and we had stayed in the hottest room for as

678
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 1: long as we could, which I think was like one

679
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 1: hundred and eighty degrees or one hundred and seventy degrees

680
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:19,359
Speaker 1: and oh spam, and we went up to the roof

681
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 1: and it was snowing and we sat outside steaming steam

682
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,919
Speaker 1: billing off the three of us, and we talked out

683
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: there like buzzed, steaming in just swimsuits in the snow

684
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: for probably twenty five minutes before it started to get cold,

685
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: that's how overheated we were. And I was like, awesome,

686
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: these guys like me. I was like, they would have

687
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: asked me to leave if they if they wanted this

688
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: moment without me worked out.

689
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,839
Speaker 2: Turns out we like Scottie turn out.

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00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: Yep. I'm still not one hundred percent convinced here's a

691
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 1: cool one that I think you're really gonna like. All right,

692
00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: this was scented by someone aka you A Hechsburg. Thank you,

693
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:06,399
Speaker 1: Olivia Hecksburg seems like a real nice gal. Seventy seven

694
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 1: year old woman becomes the first Filipino to visit every

695
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 1: country in the entire world. What so this seventy seven

696
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,919
Speaker 1: year old woman is the first person from the Philippines

697
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:21,760
Speaker 1: to have visited every country in the world. Isn't that cool?

698
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 2: It's so cool? This was I know, this was everywhere,

699
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 2: but Africa must have taken so long. How many countries

700
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 2: are just in Africa?

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00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 1: I wonder, I don't know that. I don't know here

702
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 1: I'll get into it, but this was in This was everywhere.

703
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 1: This website sounds fake, but it is real. Nextshark dot Com.

704
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 1: You're looking at next shark dot com all the time.

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00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,760
Speaker 2: Weirdly, next Shark has been on bananas many times.

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00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 1: Yes they have. This was written by Michelle D. Pasina,

707
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,399
Speaker 1: and Michelle is really good at writing about this kind

708
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 1: of thing. A seventy seven year old woman became the

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Speaker 1: first Philippine person to travel to all one hundred and

710
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Speaker 1: ninety five countries in the world. Odette Aquitania Ricasa Ricasa,

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00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 1: that's right, who is based in Los Angeles, landed in Kurdistan,

712
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 1: Iraq on Thursday, completing her journey to visit all of

713
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: the countries in the world. Wow, isn't it wild. She

714
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 1: was only five countries short of achieving her ultimate goal

715
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 1: before COVID nineteen started in twenty twenty. She picked some

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Speaker 1: real interesting ones for her final five, Sudan, Chad, the

717
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 1: Central African Republic, Libya, and Iraq.

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00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 2: She was just just choosing dangerous, dangerous ones. She my

719
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 2: brother lived in Sudan. My brother lived in Sudan. He

720
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 2: was a diplomat there for two years. It's sometimes unsafe.

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Speaker 1: I think it's fair to say I'm not they're all beautiful.

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00:40:56,480 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 1: But she did pick an interesting five to end with. Rakassa. Yeah,

723
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 1: probably bottom five for me. I'm not gonna lie. I'm

724
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: not going to act like I'm cooler better than this woman.

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00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 1: Those five would be pretty close to the bottom of

726
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Speaker 1: my one ninety five. Also, yeah, Racassa started flying, you know.

727
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 1: Ragassa started flying across the globe in nineteen eighty. In

728
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: her forty two years of traveling, eighty percent of her

729
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:24,240
Speaker 1: visits were reportedly done alone, while the other twenty percent

730
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: was done with a group tour, which she first joined

731
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 1: during the beginning of her journey. The World. Traveler is

732
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 1: now a member of the Traveler Century Club, which it

733
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,799
Speaker 1: only accepts individuals who have been to one hundred or

734
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 1: more countries. I didn't know that was a thing. I

735
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: want to join that club. I think I'm around thirty.

736
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,399
Speaker 1: I think I'm in thirty ish range, so I only

737
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,439
Speaker 1: have to spend the rest of my life. I think

738
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 1: that's right. She is also also it's so funny because

739
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 1: some of these are like the Bahamas, and they're like,

740
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:58,399
Speaker 1: oh right, check another one off the list. Jamaica hell

741
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:03,280
Speaker 1: Yeah is also a member of the Philippine Global Explorer's

742
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 1: Travel Community, where she heads the US West Coast chapter. Ricassa,

743
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: who was originally from Manila, said achieving her goal has

744
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: not been easy as she faced financial difficulties while she

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00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: was growing up. Quote. When I was in high school

746
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 1: and college, my favorite subject was geography. The teachers would

747
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: show piccks of apple trees, deer, moose, mountain snow, and

748
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 1: white Christmases. I said to myself, I will go to

749
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 1: the USA one day, Ricassa told the Inquirer. We were

750
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: very middle class. I studied at an exclusive girls school,

751
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 1: Assumption San Lorenzo, but my father lost it all in gambling.

752
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:45,360
Speaker 1: Racasa was able to immigrate to the US in nineteen

753
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 1: seventy one, where She worked as a systems analyst and

754
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,280
Speaker 1: a real estate broker. All I had was fifty dollars

755
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 1: in my pocket, she says. I stayed with my bro

756
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: in New York and worked in Manhattan. I mean, I

757
00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: love that, she says my bro. Yeah. At the age

758
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 1: of forty, she was able to finally fulfill her dream

759
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: of traveling to different countries. So she started this at

760
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 1: starting at forty, that's she's seventy seven now, so it

761
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 1: took her thirty seven years to roughly one hundred and

762
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:17,720
Speaker 1: ninety three countries besides Philipeens and USA. I love the challenge,

763
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 1: she said, the unknown of what might happen or who

764
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:24,319
Speaker 1: I might meet, the possibilities are endless. I relied on

765
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: people's kindness, Racassa told the Inquirer, which is important. They're

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00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: great people everywhere. Aside from traveling, Racassa is also the

767
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 1: author of six books. She also is a motivational speaker

768
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 1: and artist and a pianist. She has written travel books,

769
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 1: all of which are available on Amazon, where she shares

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00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: her experiences on her journeys. Ricasa has also I mean

771
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: this woman is prolific. Ricasa has over one hundred and

772
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:57,879
Speaker 1: twenty paintings at the Racasa Art Gallery in San Clemente, California,

773
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: which I will be road tripping to very soon. As

774
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,839
Speaker 1: a motivational speaker, she has encouraged people to pursue their

775
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 1: passions at worldwide events. So Banana the Week absolutely Odette,

776
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 1: great name, Yeah, Odette Ricasa Banana of the Week. And

777
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:16,840
Speaker 1: also are.

778
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Speaker 2: Her paintings hanging in something called the Racassa Museum.

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00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 1: I think you can read.

780
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 2: You see that.

781
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go find out.

782
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 2: It's insane Clemente.

783
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: It's not far away.

784
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,839
Speaker 2: I go there in the surf all the time. I'm

785
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:32,799
Speaker 2: going to go look for it.

786
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: Does she exactly? I think she does. I hope. So

787
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 1: any bananamals that live near San Clemente, and I know

788
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: we have a bunch, go take a pic, go to

789
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 1: the Recasa, send us some shots. We'll post it in

790
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 1: our stories on Instagram. Ell yeah.

791
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 2: And also, I mean, you just want to meet this woman.

792
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 2: You want to meet Odette.

793
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: Odette. Odette is such a great name. God, I love that.

794
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put a what Madascar is like? Yeah? How

795
00:44:56,200 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 1: them lemurs doing? I had this great experience. I was

796
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 1: so inspired by this. I not I mean This story

797
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,720
Speaker 1: is just beautiful and it makes me want to travel

798
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:10,240
Speaker 1: more and more. Anyways, but I was visiting Allison Fields

799
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 1: and her husband Chesh in London. This is about six

800
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 1: years ago, maybe a little longer, and she was living

801
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 1: there at the time, and I went to visit for

802
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks. And you know that thing when

803
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 1: you visit what's up?

804
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 2: Is Chesh short for Cheshire.

805
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 1: Yes, Paul is his first name, but everybody had Yeah,

806
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 1: everybody in England's name Paul, so we call him Chesh. Yeah, okay,

807
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: every single man in England is named Paul, and that's

808
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 1: just true. And so I go to visit them for

809
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: two weeks and we had like three really fun days

810
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: right off the top, and then we like we were

811
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 1: just doing things together. And then I had that feeling

812
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 1: when you're a house guest. You never went to overstay.

813
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 1: You're welcome, right, No, no, no, no, Especially Chesh had

814
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,360
Speaker 1: a job. You just don't want to interfere with people's

815
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 1: day to day or you just don't want them to

816
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 1: get tired of you. So I was like, I'm going

817
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: to go to Lisbon. So they were like cool, and

818
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 1: so I hopped on a plane and I found a

819
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: couple of airbnbs and I stayed in Lisbon and I

820
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 1: just walked around by myself and drank Gin and Tonics

821
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: and had this wonderful time. Oh so I didn't have

822
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 1: a plan on this one day. Oh yeah, you would

823
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 1: have loved it. We should do that. Actually, Lisbon is

824
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 1: such a great friend trip. Like we when your kids

825
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 1: hit college, Let's do like Portugal first semester. It's just

826
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: so fun. So I'm sitting at a cafe and I

827
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: start to notice that everybody's walking by in the same direction.

828
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 1: They're all wearing green and white striped scarves and jerseys,

829
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 1: and I realized that there's probably a soccer game happening,

830
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 1: and so I settle up and I start walking with

831
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 1: the crowd. And there's a very famous soccer team called

832
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: Sporting Sporting FC, and I'd heard of them, and so

833
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,839
Speaker 1: they had a match and I was like, this is FC.

834
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 2: Does FC mean they're British? It means football club but

835
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:57,919
Speaker 2: in English? So yeah, they weren't all Portuguese, they weren't

836
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:58,959
Speaker 2: a Portuguese team.

837
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:03,800
Speaker 1: No, they are port team. So yeah, okay, yeah, Sporting

838
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 1: FC is a is a Portuguese team and they're really good.

839
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 1: They're one of their best teams. So I walk with

840
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:13,879
Speaker 1: the match, I find like I bought tickets. I bought

841
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 1: a ticket for myself. I bought a scarf that I

842
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: still have in my closet. I put it on and

843
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 1: I just am trying to blend it, you know. And

844
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,479
Speaker 1: then the ticket I bought, which was not much. I'm

845
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 1: like dead center half field, like three rows backs, so

846
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 1: like incredible tickets. And it was so fun. And they're

847
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 1: playing some crappy ass team called CR seven, which is

848
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 1: like Christiano Ronaldo's like club club team or whatever. So

849
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 1: the entire time people are talking to me in Portuguese

850
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,839
Speaker 1: and I'm just saying sim oh sim which is like yes, oh, yes,

851
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: so whatever. I'm just like laughing and pretending like I'm

852
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: Portuguese and nobody's picking on me. But their thing is

853
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,840
Speaker 1: on either side, so behind the goals on both sides

854
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 1: of the field, one side chance something as loud as

855
00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:00,080
Speaker 1: they can yell, and then the other end response. So

856
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 1: that's what they do the entire game. Well I can't, yeah,

857
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: so it's really fun. And I don't speak Portuguese and

858
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:09,359
Speaker 1: Google Translate didn't have that thing at the time where

859
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 1: you could like record and hear what it is. And

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Speaker 1: I'm down in the mix. I'm right on the field,

861
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 1: so it's so loud. I can't understand what they're saying.

862
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,760
Speaker 1: But what it sounded like to me is that one

863
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 1: end of the field sung I sucked your cock, and

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00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: then they would stop, and the other side sounded like

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00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 1: it said you were wasted all game. I sucked your cock,

866
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,879
Speaker 1: you were wasted. And I don't know how to say

867
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 1: what are they saying in Portuguese? But it happened for

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00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: ninety minutes straight. I giggled the entire match. Sometimes I

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00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: would stop hearing it only to hear it again. But

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00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, ah, there's just five thousand people on both

871
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 1: sides just chanting this back and forth to each other.

872
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,799
Speaker 2: I'm like, and you are support to laugh about it

873
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:03,959
Speaker 2: with just.

874
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 1: Me giggling to myself, like just holding the ends of

875
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 1: my scarves and like moving them up and down because

876
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: I'm like having nervous joy energy. It was so fun.

877
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: So if you're from Lisbon and you know the chance,

878
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 1: let me know, let me know what it is. I

879
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: would love to know what they were really saying. That

880
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 1: wasn't dirty, wasn't foul.

881
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 2: Oh boy, that's a great idea though, Just to uh,

882
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 2: I would go, traveling by yourself to a foreign country

883
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,959
Speaker 2: is delightful. I find you just get to do exactly

884
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 2: what you want to do when you want to do it,

885
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 2: and it's just such a beautiful pace.

886
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: It is, And I guess we should probably acknowledge our

887
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 1: privilege just to to talk men that can go many

888
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:54,439
Speaker 1: places in the world and not get harassed. But for those,

889
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 1: for the countries that are safe and everybody to travel,

890
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 1: it is just to delight just to be like, I'm

891
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:02,280
Speaker 1: just going to sit here and have a second coffee

892
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 1: and then figure out what's going to happen tonight. And

893
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 1: you kind of follow the energy, you kind of follow

894
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 1: where people are going. It's amazing, God, it's so amazing.

895
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 1: You want a little short one for the road? Do

896
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 1: you have a little short one for the road? Oh?

897
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:21,360
Speaker 2: Sure, we'll send you home with this beautiful story. We

898
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 2: usually don't talk about death, and this is maybe a

899
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:28,799
Speaker 2: non typical banana story, but this was on Yahoo News,

900
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 2: written by Natalie Webber, who's the best in the biz

901
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 2: for the Tampa Bay Times. Attorney who fought Florida helmet

902
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:40,839
Speaker 2: laws died in motorcycle crash while not wearing one. Ironic

903
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 2: Wow has been insisting that no one Since the late nineties,

904
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 2: he has been attempting to not make people wear helmets,

905
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,240
Speaker 2: and he died while not wearing one. He died really

906
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 2: the way he lived. He wanted to go out that way, and.

907
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,439
Speaker 1: Yeah he got what he wanted. So good for him.

908
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 1: He wanted, he fought for it, he got it. If

909
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 1: you have passion, it might kill you. Wow. Well, lesson learned.

910
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 1: Lesson learned, also wear a helmet. It's like, is that

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00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:19,880
Speaker 1: the funny thing too? When you're like a kid and

912
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't want to wear helmet, people are

913
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 1: gonna think I'm nerdy. But now kids these days have

914
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 1: just been raised with it so like they're just used

915
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: to it. But when I was a kid, it was like,

916
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:29,760
Speaker 1: oh god, you have to put this thing on. Now,

917
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: I would not ride my bike, especially in La where

918
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: people love to get high and text and drive.

919
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 2: Oh man, people are terrible drivers here. It's insane.

920
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 1: People are so bad at texting and driving too. They

921
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 1: hold the phone up like they don't even hold it

922
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 1: down out of sight below the dash, where I'm like,

923
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: you're so bad at this. Oh man, it drives me insane,

924
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 1: drives me insane?

925
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 2: Do you want it? Do you want to say a

926
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 2: title of one and then we'll close it out.

927
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. This was from Leo. Leo Wrinklefay sent this in.

928
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:02,959
Speaker 2: Leo.

929
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,799
Speaker 1: I'll do this story next week too, so you get

930
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:09,360
Speaker 1: the full story. Here is that beautiful headline. We doesn't

931
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 1: make you more creative, but it makes you think you are.

932
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 1: I really believe that. I believe that. Well, we'll get

933
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Speaker 1: into it. Thank you.

934
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Speaker 2: That was wonderful. Thank you Katie. Thank you Lisa Maggat

935
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:27,320
Speaker 2: our real live intern Katie.

936
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 1: That was Katie. Everybody, Katie, keep it in, keep it in, Okay, Damn,

937
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 1: she just talked, talked.

938
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Speaker 2: You could have heard Katie.

939
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 1: She's real.

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00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:41,760
Speaker 2: Thank you to uh to everyone at Exactly Right, including

941
00:52:41,800 --> 00:53:03,640
Speaker 2: Karen and Georgia and Bananas.

942
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 1: Bananas is an Exactly Right media production.

943
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

944
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

945
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:15,760
Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

946
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Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and

947
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart

948
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Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.