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Speaker 1: Tell me I'm five? Hello? Hey is this James? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This is James. Who's it? Hey? Man? My name is Tyson.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually one of your neighbors. We've never met. I

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Speaker 1: guess you just moved into the neighborhood recently. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we we just moved into the house. How's it going?

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Speaker 1: Not too bad? Um? Calling you because I guess your

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Speaker 1: wife and my wife have become friends and so they

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Speaker 1: were thinking it'd be a good idea for us to

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Speaker 1: hang out sometime. All right, Yeah, i'd I'd love to

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Speaker 1: me you hang out. That sounds great. Yeah, So sell

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Speaker 1: me on it? Yeah, I mean, I don't understand me

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Speaker 1: and we could just get together. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: you would you like to do? Sell me on it? Chief,

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Speaker 1: I got a lot of friends. Why should I add

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Speaker 1: you to the list? Sell me, sell me, sell You've

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Speaker 1: lived here, but like you sell me, sell me on it? James,

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Speaker 1: Come on, dude, you keep asking me to sell it

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Speaker 1: to you. I don't even know what that means. Like,

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Speaker 1: you called me to hang out, Like, what do you well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know the conversation. What kind of stuff do

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Speaker 1: you like to do? I mean, I don't do a lot.

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Speaker 1: I got two small kids, so I'm basically around the

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Speaker 1: house a lot. I work in the yard, you know,

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Speaker 1: mess in my garden. I'm sorry, can you Hey, can

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Speaker 1: you come again with that? Did you say you garden? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I work in my yard. I mean we just got

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Speaker 1: to it's my first house ever. Yeah. Hey, that sounds

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Speaker 1: like a lot of fun. Maybe we should garden together, dude.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't even know what your attitude is

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Speaker 1: right now. You're the one who called me, Like, if

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Speaker 1: you don't want to hang out, there's no reason for

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Speaker 1: us to be on the phone, right No, man, there's

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Speaker 1: no reason for you didn't call me. It's totally cool.

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Speaker 1: I can come over. I can bring my three prong

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Speaker 1: cultivator and we can just mulch the crap out of

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Speaker 1: your landscape. I mean, if you're gonna be an ass

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Speaker 1: about it, I don't feel like there's any reason for

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Speaker 1: us to keep talking. What happens after? Hey, what happens

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Speaker 1: after we're done gardening, we put lipstick on each other

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Speaker 1: and drink some white wine or something. Talk about boys.

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Speaker 1: You're being You're being an ass right now, right, so

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Speaker 1: just just forget about it. Hey, I'm just giving you

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Speaker 1: a little man. Why don't you fling it back. I'm

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Speaker 1: not interested in man, I'm not a ten year old,

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Speaker 1: all right. It's just if you want to have a

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Speaker 1: conversation and you call me, that's fine. But this is ridiculous. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry if I came off like

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Speaker 1: a jerk. I mean you definitely did. I don't. I'm

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Speaker 1: kind of over it right now. No, to know, this

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Speaker 1: happens to me all the time, to be honest, I'm

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Speaker 1: just overcompensating because my junk is so small were even

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Speaker 1: talking about right now? I mean it's tiny. And the

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Speaker 1: only way that I can, you know, try to overcome

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Speaker 1: that is by being a big jerk and trying to

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Speaker 1: act like a badass. And I offend people all the time,

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Speaker 1: and I try not to do that, but some days

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Speaker 1: I look down and it's just so depressing and it

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Speaker 1: gets the best to me. So I'm sorry. It has

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Speaker 1: nothing to do with you. It has everything to do

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Speaker 1: with my shortcomings. I don't even I don't even know

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Speaker 1: how to follow that up. Well, probably probably not, because

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Speaker 1: you're secure enough to say that you garden, which means

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Speaker 1: you're probably you know, yeah, I do not go there,

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Speaker 1: all right. I'm just saying, you know, you're probably doing

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Speaker 1: pretty well down there. And then there's me. I don't listen.

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Speaker 1: This conversation has been a disaster. Like, I don't I'm

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Speaker 1: I can't even speak right now. I don't know know

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Speaker 1: who you are? What kind of hat? No, Look, we

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Speaker 1: gotta be cool, man. I'm from time to time I

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Speaker 1: can get out of control because I look down and

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Speaker 1: I see this tic tac in my pants. Stop talking

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Speaker 1: about your Come on, what are you doing? I haven't

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Speaker 1: what are you doing? Well? We're friends now. I'm just

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Speaker 1: trying to be open with you. I don't have a

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Speaker 1: lot of friends. I try to act like I you,

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Speaker 1: but nobody wants to hang out with I mean, if

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Speaker 1: this is the way you talk to other people, I mean,

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Speaker 1: like I can imagine that nobody wants to say. I

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Speaker 1: can't even imagine how you got married, Like how you

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Speaker 1: tricked the girl into marrying me? Trust me, how does

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Speaker 1: she stand you? I don't know how I tricked her

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Speaker 1: into marrying me either. It's not exactly like I can

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Speaker 1: deliver anything in the bedroom department. I mean, dude, that's

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Speaker 1: enough of that. I don't. I don't care about your libido.

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Speaker 1: I don't give it. I don't care. I'm not talking

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Speaker 1: about the libido. Libido means sex dribe. I got enough

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Speaker 1: of that. I just can't bring it home, you know

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Speaker 1: I Okay, I'm so dumb in this conversation. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to hang out with you, right I'm thinking about

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Speaker 1: getting a prosthetic since you're my new friend. Do you

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Speaker 1: think I should? Just? Could you stop talking about your junk?

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I don't want to talk about

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Speaker 1: your manhood or your lack thereof. Okay, can I can

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Speaker 1: I see yours? Are you joking with me? No? I

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Speaker 1: just want to compare. I've never really seen anybody else's

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Speaker 1: and I know that mine is. No. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: I don't even know who you are. I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to show you my like. I've googled a bunch of

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Speaker 1: pictures and they all look enormous compared to what I have.

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Speaker 1: You you can see how that's frustrating. That's why I

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Speaker 1: drive that big truck. I don't know if you've seen

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Speaker 1: that on the street yet. Let's just pretend we never

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Speaker 1: had this conversation and just go on about our lives

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Speaker 1: and forget about it. I can't really pretend like it

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Speaker 1: never happened, because I'm recording this phone call. What do

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Speaker 1: you what? You're recording it? I'm recording it, and a

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Speaker 1: lot of people are probably gonna hear it. What there

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Speaker 1: all are you talking about? This is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: brook and Jewil in the morning doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. This is a joke. Yeah, your son Emerson

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Speaker 1: set you up. He emailed us and said, you guys

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Speaker 1: just moved and wanted me to be your new neighbor friend.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I can't you were talking about your are you?

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Speaker 1: You're junks and I don't even ridiculous. Oh dude, it's

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Speaker 1: tiny I've seen. I'm so glad you are not. Seriously,

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Speaker 1: it looks like a baby's nipple down there. I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hurt you. Frore wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with jubal phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Holy On Moving ninety two point five,