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Speaker 1: You're here. We're here. Let's do this podcast thing, all right?

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Speaker 1: All right, full out of the show starts.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: I know there's a few people in this room who've

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Speaker 3: at least tried this strategy to look good. Oh it's

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Speaker 3: brooken Jeffrey in the morning. I'm talking about intermittent fasting.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I do this every day.

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Speaker 3: Where you don't eat for a long time, like thirteen

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Speaker 3: to fourteen hours, and then one pm rolls around and

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Speaker 3: you're like, I need a cinnamon roll something.

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Speaker 5: Fleep.

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Speaker 6: Yeah you feel so skinny though, right before you eat,

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Speaker 6: I digested everything that.

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Speaker 1: Is not the best of genes. But yeah, you're supposed

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Speaker 1: to feel better.

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Speaker 3: Well you're supposed to be yeah, theoretically, but in practice,

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Speaker 3: I mean you have to suffer a little bit. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: But there's a new trend that's taking inter minute fasting

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Speaker 3: and adding something with it, intermittent peeing. Yeah, for fifteen hours.

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Speaker 4: Oh wait, I cannot do that.

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Speaker 1: Are you just asking for a year track infection?

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Speaker 3: Do I'm just kidding? No, it's actually called intermittent speech fasting.

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Speaker 4: Oh I like this.

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Speaker 1: Jose could do the other one? Can we do this

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Speaker 1: one too?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's where you avoid saying a word to anyone

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Speaker 3: until noon, and that means totally silent, not even whispering

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Speaker 3: or mumbling to yourself.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I had a friend who went to

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Speaker 1: a silent retreat. Yes, for like seven days, you don't talk. Yes.

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Speaker 3: The idea obviously isn't new, but it's going viral right

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Speaker 3: now because the European singer's been posting about it on

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Speaker 3: our social media and she says the reason she's doing

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Speaker 3: it is to take care of her instrument. But there's

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Speaker 3: also some actual science behind it, because a study in

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Speaker 3: two thousand and five linked prolonged periods of quietness with

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Speaker 3: dramatically lower blood pressure. Really, and it can also help

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Speaker 3: lower your level of the stress hormone cortisol, So you're

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Speaker 3: less stressed if you stay quiet for long time.

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Speaker 4: Wonder blood pressure.

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Speaker 1: I don't ever show up, So if work wants you

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Speaker 1: to do a morning meeting, you're like, sorry, I'm on

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Speaker 1: a speech fast.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't even say you type it.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a good points, good call, Jose.

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Speaker 3: And then in mice, it's also been shown to promote

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Speaker 3: brain growth. Really, as long as you tape their little mouth.

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Speaker 4: Shut, brains gonna be But I can't tell everyone about it.

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Speaker 1: Come on, I want to know how the mice were

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Speaker 1: talking before speech fast Jeff.

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately we work in radio.

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Speaker 1: So so our brains are gonna get smaller.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of our job to talk and to shock

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Speaker 3: each other with a dog shot collar what we have

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Speaker 3: to do. So, Jake, let us not be silent any

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Speaker 3: longer and give us your question.

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Speaker 7: Go ahead, did you know, counting Brook, there's a total

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Speaker 7: of two thousand, seven hundred and eighty one billionaires in the.

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Speaker 7: Whow their combined net worth is around fourteen point two

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Speaker 7: trillion dollars.

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Speaker 1: It shouldn't exist.

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Speaker 7: When I first learned that piece of information, I cried

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Speaker 7: for a solid forty minutes. But then I discovered Forbes

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Speaker 7: recently put out a list of the wealthiest billionaires in

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Speaker 7: the entertainment industry. And what better way to cheer ourselves

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Speaker 7: up than to shine a spotlight on the richest people

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Speaker 7: on earth? Hearing a special Famous Billionaires edition.

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Speaker 3: Of blenty of twenty.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, currently there's only fourteen billionaires who have made their

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Speaker 7: fortunes the entertainment industry, and I'll break them down for you.

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Speaker 7: Four of them are athletes, three are musicians, five are

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Speaker 7: directors or creators of TV and movie franchises, one is

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Speaker 7: a talk show host, and one got their start in

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Speaker 7: reality TV. You got a piece of paper in front

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Speaker 7: of you breaking all that down. The only one not

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Speaker 7: from the US is sixty two year old director Peter Jackson,

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Speaker 7: director of the Lord of the Rings, with the net

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Speaker 7: worth of one point five billion dollars.

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Speaker 3: Everyone else is Americans.

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Speaker 7: So let's start with the lady who's already slidder the

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Speaker 7: dms of all fourteen billionaires. That's Alexis y.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure when this list came out, Taylor Swift

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Speaker 1: just made it.

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Speaker 3: For the first size from one tour.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I think it's all tours before.

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Speaker 3: The last one that was her first.

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Speaker 7: Taylor Swift is number fourteen on my list.

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Speaker 4: Just the very bottom one point walks out. This is

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Speaker 4: my first concert.

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Speaker 7: Taylor Swift has one point one billion dollars. She made

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Speaker 7: close to two hundred million after taxes from her eras

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Speaker 7: tour aw Next up is Brooke God.

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Speaker 1: I got this on lock Show me.

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Speaker 3: Jay Z jay Z is.

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Speaker 7: Red jay Z's number five on my list. He's hip

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Speaker 7: hop's first billionaire and sold parts of his alcohol empire

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Speaker 7: over the last few years. Only one musician left on

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Speaker 7: the board. Let's go to Jose.

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Speaker 4: I think I know the musician, so I'm going to

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Speaker 4: stay on it. And I think it's doctor Dre.

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Speaker 1: Oh interesting because of them.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, the headphones, Doctor Dre did not make my list.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Jose, Okay, I think so you gotta go

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Speaker 3: the biggest TV person of all time who started their

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Speaker 3: own network, Oprah.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, good call Oprah Winfrey. It's number four on

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Speaker 7: my list, Jeffy. She takes the talk show host category.

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Speaker 7: So that's completely off the board, Oprah, just like jay Z.

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Speaker 7: Two point eight billion dollars. Let's go over to Alexis.

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Speaker 1: So I'm looking at the reality TV star and I'm

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Speaker 1: thinking Kardashians.

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Speaker 8: I'm thinking came out of all of them. Kylie's thing

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Speaker 8: was to become hers was a millionaire?

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Speaker 1: Right, that was fake? No, she was on the billionaire Pagets.

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Speaker 3: Are sure it's not chum Ley from PA Stars.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm gonna stick with Kim Kardashian.

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Speaker 7: Kim Kardashian, it's number six on my list. She's a

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Speaker 7: reality TV star. One point seven billion dollars. Her Shapewear

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Speaker 7: Aligned skims, which I'm currently wearing right now, and that

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Speaker 7: company's valued around four billion dollars by itself.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually wearing a bra in underwear right now. Skims again.

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Speaker 7: Brook all right, so we have a talk show host

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Speaker 7: off the board, Reality TV start off the board.

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Speaker 3: We're back to Brook.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna say Rihanna, Oh.

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Speaker 7: Good, Brooks said, Rihannah number nine on my list of

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Speaker 7: fourteen one point four billion. All the musicians are off

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Speaker 7: the board. We have four athletes and four directors creators left. Jeffery,

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Speaker 7: it's your turn.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm thinking. I'm thinking Medea goes to jail.

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Speaker 1: Tyler Perryerry, he is a he made so many movies.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean, at this point, if he's not

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Speaker 3: a billionaire, no one deserves to be Tyler.

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Speaker 7: Tyler Perry number one point four billion dollars over a

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Speaker 7: three decade career. We're back to Alexis.

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Speaker 8: Steph Curry, but I don't think he's on Steph.

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Speaker 7: Curry, not the other active athlete billionaire. Alexis, you're out Brook,

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Speaker 7: and he guesses.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, let's do Steven Spielberg.

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Speaker 7: Steven Spielberg number two four point eight billion dollars. Jeffrey

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Speaker 7: your turn.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So there's an active athlete that's still on this

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Speaker 3: list somewhere. He's not necessarily American, but he's currently playing

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Speaker 3: in America. Could you say messy?

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Speaker 4: You could?

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Speaker 5: That would.

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Speaker 4: Say it?

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Speaker 3: You know what, screw you? I'm going with mess Sorry.

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Speaker 3: That means Brook wins. The names you guys missed Dick.

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Speaker 7: Wolf, the creator of Law and Order, Tiger Woods, and

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Speaker 7: the other athlete you guys did not guess was Magic Johnson.

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Speaker 3: Brook got the most right, so she gets to choose

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Speaker 3: the person who's gonna sing today.

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Speaker 1: Fears this competitor. Let's go, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 9: All.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I was close, and I'm going to be singing

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Speaker 3: an Empire State of Mind by Jay Z and Alicia

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Speaker 3: Keys in New Yo. Concrete Jungle Dreams, a Maid, Shock Collar,

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Speaker 5: The Day, Freaking Free in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: Laser Stories. In just a few minutes, it's Brook and

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning. But this just came out today.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of interesting. It's a survey that has five

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Speaker 3: thousand people in their twenties are table manners changing with

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Speaker 3: gen Zers and more than half of gen z sixty

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Speaker 3: percent say traditional table manner rules are no longer relevant.

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Speaker 1: What we're talking are using the right spoon?

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Speaker 4: Who cares about that?

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Speaker 3: They do get specific. Seventy seven percent don't care if

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Speaker 3: people put their elbows up on the table. I don't anymore. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's rude.

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Speaker 1: I understand why elbows are so rude.

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Speaker 3: Because elbows are gross.

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Speaker 1: Why because my elbow doesn't touch anything all day.

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Speaker 3: It's like, I don't want to definitely that table, keep

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Speaker 1: I've got very well moisturized.

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Speaker 3: Elbows down Brooks.

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Speaker 4: Why are you trying to.

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Speaker 6: Attack me with your elbows?

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Speaker 3: Sixty percent aren't bothered by which way people hold their

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Speaker 3: knife and fork. Don't even notice constantly with our technical

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that you a child. I don't care what

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Speaker 3: A like a like a nice And finally, more than

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Speaker 3: more than a third we're talking thirty eight percent say

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Speaker 3: for them, they can use their phones at the dinner

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Speaker 3: table for as long as they want, no matter what,

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Speaker 3: no matter what's going on, and other people can do

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Speaker 3: the exact same there's a.

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Speaker 4: Time like you can check your phone, but you can't

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Speaker 10: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't even think he should check it.

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Speaker 4: I mean I don't.

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Speaker 6: But if somebody checks, it's like, oh it's cool.

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Speaker 3: What if they check it with the elbows brook, then

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Speaker 3: it's okay, tepy tech type. This survey all started because

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Speaker 3: a lot of restaurant servers and managers have noticed a

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Speaker 3: huge drop in manners now whenever they're having guests out.

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Speaker 3: But the gen z ors do have one thing that

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Speaker 3: they are still bothered by. If you do this at

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Speaker 3: the table, forty eight percent say, chewing loudly is an eck. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: oh really, just tell them to turn up their freaking iPods.

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Speaker 3: Then I can literally hear them listening to their are

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Speaker 3: you sorry they're air pods.

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Speaker 4: Going, that's right. You just have a nice meal over

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Speaker 4: here with my elbows off.

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Speaker 3: Of the table. The old man, it's called having class

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Speaker 3: if somebody has to.

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Speaker 4: Still get explained why the elbows are off.

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Speaker 3: But something every generation agrees on is you should always

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Speaker 3: start your morning with laser storms. Yeah, it's coming up

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Speaker 3: Apparently to the homeowner. Omar Munio's was in disbelief and

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Speaker 3: He just reordered them and has this to say to

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Speaker 4: That'd be fun.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So James Bond or someone with a gambling problem

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Speaker 3: That's why they're offering one person and a guest to

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Speaker 4: The thing that's scary about cruise casinos is like, you

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Speaker 8: Do you need a way?

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Speaker 4: Because if you're losing and you're trying to.

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Speaker 1: Get quit, Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't walk away. I

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Speaker 6: I could see myself losing one hundred bucks on a

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Speaker 3: I can also see you sliding like a couple of

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Speaker 3: Oh I lost it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just casino sucks.

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Speaker 3: In exchange, they want you to rate the casino on

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Speaker 1: Are they prepared if they get a zero? I mean,

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Speaker 1: do they really allow you to do that after they

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll burn down the billion dollar boat. Scratch that.

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Speaker 3: They also say if you happen to blow the entire

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Speaker 3: still want to gamble, that's kind of up to you.

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Speaker 3: Good luck with that. You can't apply from now through

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Speaker 3: You do need to be able to take a cruise

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Speaker 1: Okay, I do feel like your rating is going to

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Speaker 3: This next Lazer Stories out of celebrity stories, Shaquille O'Neill

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Speaker 3: won a gold medal of nineteen ninety six Olympics in Atlanta,

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Speaker 1: Oh really wow about the Dream Team.

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Speaker 3: Apparently before the gold medal game, the USA basketball coach

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Speaker 3: Shaq was cool with that until he only ended up

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Speaker 5: Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: Baby?

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Speaker 3: He also claims he never went back for it, and

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Speaker 1: Now, that is the next premise for Indiana Jones, the

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Speaker 1: one for Shaquille O'Neills gold medes.

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Speaker 3: Shack say he doesn't regret it, but because of the podcast,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of new mysteries, This guy just dropped his

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Speaker 3: Adventures of Humper and his Assistant Inspector Shelley So Good,

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Speaker 5: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Over the millennia, humans have faced many rivals and enemies.

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Speaker 3: Versus Capri Sun Package to struggle continuesang, but today we're

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Speaker 3: never ending battle of man versus voicemail machine. Many have

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Speaker 5: Is this the right number? It's the line?

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Speaker 3: Good, Just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 3: Loser line before. It works like this. Let's say a

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Speaker 3: I wish you were a computer so I could select

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Speaker 3: The napery says that whatever you do, don't ask him

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Speaker 11: Next message, this is back from Hinge. I'm looking for Daniel.

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Speaker 11: I'm glad we made this connection, and I'd like to

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Speaker 11: Signs of weak's minds. If these guidelines are acceptable to you,

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Speaker 11: then I will see you tomorrow. If not, whatever, you'll

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Speaker 1: Wow, I was wondering, like, if that's who you're I

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Speaker 3: If that's what Brooks dates are like with her husband,

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Speaker 1: You really get him.

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Speaker 3: The position of power. Admit it's so weird.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't have any clients. That was sexy.

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Speaker 12: Next message, whis remember you ran me over with your

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Speaker 12: able to save my big toenail. They glued it right

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Speaker 12: back on. Thank god I saw it on the ground

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Speaker 12: and picked it up, or I'd have to grow a

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Speaker 12: But anyway, the medical bill, it came out to seven

448
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Speaker 12: hundred and fourteen dollars and the foot creams and extra costs.

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Speaker 12: So could you send me a money order or or

450
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Speaker 12: maybe go through your insurance. I don't know it's up

451
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Speaker 12: to you. Just let me know.

452
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Speaker 3: Flops in the wal Mart or something.

453
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's you know how any big toenails I've lost

454
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Speaker 1: in my life a lot lot, Okay.

455
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Speaker 3: Have saved it?

456
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Speaker 1: You just throw it away, you get to grow a

457
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Speaker 1: new one. Your feet are amazing that way you.

458
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Speaker 3: Given to the clinic with a toenail on ice Like

459
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Speaker 3: wheezs the.

460
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Speaker 1: Only way I get rid of the totael polish that

461
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Speaker 1: I never seen.

462
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Speaker 3: Speaking of feet, you know who just got runner up

463
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Speaker 3: at the National Entertainment Awards for Best Tootsi's and Terrestrial Radio.

464
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:17,439
Speaker 3: Yeah it wasn't us. Oh well, we were hoping to

465
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Speaker 3: get that. Instead, we just got the award for most

466
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Speaker 3: Classless TikTok Channel. Yes, and you should go there to

467
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Speaker 3: see the top loser line of the week and a

468
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Speaker 3: bunch of more low brow, classless content that we throw

469
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Speaker 3: up on there every single day.

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Speaker 1: We know our lane.

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Speaker 3: That's kay. We'd be honored to have you be a

472
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Speaker 3: part of our TikTok channel. Now let's get back to

473
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Speaker 3: the clips.

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Speaker 13: Hi, Ryan, this is true. I cannot wait to see

475
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Speaker 13: you again. But in the meantime, I just wanted to

476
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Speaker 13: do something really intimate for us. And I know a

477
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Speaker 13: lot of girls would send their their news or whatever,

478
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Speaker 13: but it's not the kind of gal I am. I'm

479
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Speaker 13: a little different. So I made you a sculpture of

480
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Speaker 13: my body, and I think that's a little more personal,

481
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Speaker 13: honestly than a picture. That's one of a kind piece

482
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Speaker 13: of art as well as an image of myself. So

483
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Speaker 13: if you text me back you're address or whatever, I

484
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Speaker 13: will overnight that to you. I think you will like

485
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Speaker 13: what you see. Maybe at some point I can make

486
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Speaker 13: this like a matching set, you know, call me.

487
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Speaker 1: Back, w to keep that in your house? If that

488
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Speaker 1: arrived a nude.

489
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Speaker 4: Statue of somebody right in the entrance, Yeah, how big

490
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Speaker 4: is it?

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Speaker 8: Notice? Discreet when you're talking to two girls at the

492
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Speaker 8: same time.

493
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Speaker 4: Line of sculptures.

494
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Speaker 3: Check out my girlfriend.

495
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Speaker 1: I hope she can do another one, send one over

496
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Speaker 1: to us.

497
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Speaker 6: I mean, you, Jeffrey like Michaelangelo's David that big.

498
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Speaker 9: What's up, Marianne, it's you're about to take a ride

499
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Speaker 9: on the bleak train, because remember I mentioned I do

500
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Speaker 9: the announcements on the train at the zoo all aboard Choki.

501
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Speaker 12: Chuk chuk Chuk Chuka chuk chuk chuk a joke.

502
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Speaker 9: And uh let's see what do we have up here

503
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 9: on our left? Why it's our first date this Friday

504
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 9: at Chewi's. What a charming little booth I've found near

505
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 9: the window, and what a charming personality I've brought along

506
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Speaker 9: with me. Anyway, continuing on the blame train.

507
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Speaker 12: Chok A Chika, Chika, Chika, Chuka Chuka chika, Chicken.

508
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Speaker 9: Oh, what's here on the right? Oh it's that's me

509
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,359
Speaker 9: picking up the check and it looks like I got

510
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Speaker 9: to three for twenty five deal. What a prudent decision financially,

511
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Speaker 9: m I must be pretty smart. Choko Choka chuk chik chika.

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Speaker 10: Oh what else?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

514
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Speaker 9: Up here on the left? Does that make up?

515
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Speaker 12: Point?

516
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Speaker 9: Full speed ahead? I say, chok a chik Oh, looks

517
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Speaker 9: like your dad'shitty behind a bush. I'm totally kidding about

518
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Speaker 9: the dad part, but I seriously would like to take

519
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Speaker 9: you out and h you know, if it goes well,

520
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 9: I could get your half off past this to the zoo.

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Speaker 12: So call back to train, Chicken.

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Speaker 4: We are all on board.

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Speaker 1: The I buy a ticket, I love it. Yeah, tis

524
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Speaker 1: make it for free.

525
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:24,639
Speaker 4: Make an announcement.

526
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Speaker 1: It's a prudent financial decision.

527
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Speaker 3: He sold himself. Remember, listen to Loser Line regularly this

528
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 3: time every week, and make sure you subscribe to the

529
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page so we can hear our

530
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,400
Speaker 3: favorite loser line every single week. Right there, We're gonna

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Speaker 3: do a phone tab.

532
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Speaker 5: Next Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

533
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Speaker 3: Today, we call a woman who just moved into her

534
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Speaker 3: new apartment and she loves it. Just one problem. I

535
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Speaker 3: don't think she read all the fine print in her

536
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Speaker 3: least agreement because even though it's technically her unit, she

537
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:02,399
Speaker 3: doesn't get to occupy it all the time. What do

538
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 3: you mean there's a little wrinkle in there, and you're

539
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 3: gonna hear it in your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi,

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00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 3: Penelope Mark speaking. Hey, I'm calling from apartments. I'm one

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Speaker 3: of the supers here. My name's Wayne Dwops. Okay, yeah, Hi, Sorry,

542
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Speaker 3: i'ven't met yet. I know I wasn't here when you

543
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Speaker 3: moved in last week, but I heard Chad went over

544
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Speaker 3: everything with you.

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Speaker 2: Chad, Yes, yes, you did.

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Speaker 3: So, just giving you a quick update. It'll probably be

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Speaker 3: another hour and fifteen minutes, maybe an hour, depending on

548
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Speaker 3: the bubble situation.

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Speaker 13: What.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just make sure that you don't come home before

551
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Speaker 3: you see the green sticker on your doorknob.

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Speaker 14: Okay, okay, what are we talking about here?

553
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Speaker 3: You know everything that Chad went over with you during

554
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Speaker 3: the least signing, along with the bathroom agreement.

555
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Speaker 5: Bathroom agreement?

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Speaker 14: Right, I have I had no idea what you're talking about.

557
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Speaker 3: Oh okay, wow, the same thing happened last week and

558
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 3: here it is happening again. A man, Chad has got

559
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 3: to do a better job of explaining this stuff. What

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00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 3: do you mean bathroom agreement? Okay, so once you signed

561
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 3: the lease for your apartment, you automatically got enrolled in

562
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Speaker 3: an app that we do with a business called bath Match.

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Speaker 3: No bath match, right, and that's where whoever signs up

564
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 3: that needs a bath pays us and then we'll let

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Speaker 3: them into your unit for a designated amount of time

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Speaker 3: until they're done. What I thought you knew this? I'm sorry,

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Speaker 3: that's insane. No, it's bath Match.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, some random people are being lay into my apartment

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Speaker 14: to take a bag.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's only when you're at work or like on weekends,

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Speaker 3: if you're out running errands, You're never there.

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Speaker 14: Is this a freaking a joke?

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Speaker 3: No, man, No, I'm actually just surprised you didn't read

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Speaker 3: that part of your lease when you signed it.

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Speaker 15: Would never I would never ever have signed a leaf

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Speaker 15: that says that anybody can just randomly come into my apartment.

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Speaker 3: Correction, it's not anybody, it's members of bath match.

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Speaker 2: I don't care bath Match.

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Speaker 11: That's ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: Well, you signed it, so you've agreed it's ironclad. At

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Speaker 3: this point.

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Speaker 12: You are not serious, and I will not stand for this.

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Speaker 15: I never serious coming into my apartment without my express permission,

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Speaker 15: and especially not to use my bathtub.

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Speaker 3: Well, they're not coming in, they're already in.

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Speaker 14: Wait, so you're telling me that somebody is in my

587
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Speaker 14: bath right now?

588
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Speaker 3: Well yeah, I mean I didn't get all of their names,

589
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Speaker 3: but the lead person under the reservation of Sebastian.

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Speaker 15: Are you telling me that there's multiple people that are

591
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Speaker 15: going to be using my bathroom?

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00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 3: Well it's not every time, but right now, yes, there's

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Speaker 3: at least three, maybe four people in there. It's hard

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Speaker 3: to tell.

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Speaker 14: You know what, I'm calling a lawyer right now?

596
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Speaker 3: Whoa wait, wait, a lawyer.

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Speaker 2: That's a lawyer.

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Speaker 3: You sounding like a little bit upset right now?

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Speaker 14: Oh a little bit upset, of course I am.

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Speaker 3: You told me.

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Speaker 15: There's a whole menagerie of people doing god knows what

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Speaker 15: in my bathroom right now.

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Speaker 3: I don't know about a menagerie, but there are. They

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Speaker 3: are members of bath match, so they're all verified.

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Speaker 4: What does that even mean?

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Speaker 3: They do have a check mark by their name, so

607
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Speaker 3: that must count for something, right, Oh my god, you

608
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Speaker 3: can't just get those I don't even hate. I'm so

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Speaker 3: sorry interrupt you? Can you just wait for one second?

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Speaker 4: Hey, what's going on?

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Speaker 9: Where?

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Speaker 4: I'm smelling smoke? Get hope those are just candles?

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Speaker 3: What's happening anyway? I'm sorry? Where were we?

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Speaker 12: You know what?

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Speaker 14: I don't even I can't even remember what your name

616
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Speaker 14: is right now, but I don't care.

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Speaker 3: Agreement. Just to answer your first question, my name is

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Speaker 3: Wayne Dwops.

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Speaker 5: Who cares? Wayne?

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Speaker 3: Not Wayne, It's Wayne Dan.

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Speaker 5: I'm moving out, Wayne, you've.

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Speaker 12: Lost the tenant.

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Speaker 3: But if you move out, you're gonna have to forfeit

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Speaker 3: your deposit.

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Speaker 5: I don't care.

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Speaker 14: You're gonna have to deal with my lawyer on that.

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Speaker 3: That's your choice. But on your way over here, do

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Speaker 3: you think you could stop and grab some soap, because

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Speaker 3: from the sounds of it, you're so gross at least

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Speaker 3: that's what I'm hearing from your sister Hazel. She's in

631
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Speaker 3: with the group right now and says, you guys need

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Speaker 3: a new bar.

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Speaker 12: What. Yeah, how do you know my sister?

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Speaker 3: Well, bath Match she's one of the verified members.

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Speaker 12: She's not.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she is talking about she has nothing to do

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Speaker 3: with that. She does she gets a bathe anywhere she wants,

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Speaker 3: and also do as many prank phone calls as she wants.

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Speaker 3: On the radio right now, because my name is jeff

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00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 3: from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, we're doing a

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00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 3: phone tap on you. Your sister Hazel set you up. Oh,

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00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 3: she said she's jealous of your new apartment and wanted

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Speaker 3: to brank you.

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Speaker 14: How did you even come up with that?

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Speaker 11: That was crazy.

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Speaker 3: You're saying you wouldn't want to have strangers come over

647
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Speaker 3: and take a bath in your tub?

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Speaker 14: Oh you know it always has been a lifelong dream.

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Speaker 3: But alas, we should sign up for bath Match then,

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Speaker 3: so job.

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Speaker 5: Wake up every morning was tap weekday mornings on the

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Speaker 5: twenties Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: Alexis if you meet a guy on a dating app

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Speaker 3: and then block him, how should he read that? Does

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Speaker 3: that mean that there's no chance, or are you telling

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Speaker 3: him hey, try hard or stupid?

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00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 5: Pretty much?

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Speaker 11: Know, m.

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Speaker 4: Marsh, that's what blocking is.

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Speaker 8: Un lets me catches the five minute window.

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Speaker 4: I un block him.

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Speaker 9: You know.

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Speaker 3: I only asked because one of our listeners says the

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Speaker 3: woman he was talking to blocked him almost immediately, but

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Speaker 3: it was all part of her elaborate plan that she

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Speaker 3: does to guys all the time. We'd never heard of

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Speaker 3: something quite like this before, and honestly, I'm a little

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Speaker 3: worried that once we air this, other women are gonna

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Speaker 3: start trying this.

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Speaker 1: So that means it's a good thing, huh.

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Speaker 3: And unfortunately men will fall for it too. They're gonna

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Speaker 3: hear what it is in your brand new second date

673
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Speaker 3: update Next second date Update Date. We get a lot

674
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Speaker 3: of requests for second dates on this show, and to

675
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Speaker 3: pick which ones to do, we try to look at

676
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Speaker 3: the emails for something that stands out, Yeah for sure,

677
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Speaker 3: whether that's a cool date idea or a bad mistake

678
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Speaker 3: that they know that they made that night, or in

679
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Speaker 3: today's case, somebody with a unique first name. That's it,

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Speaker 3: which is why we'll be talking to a guy who

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Speaker 3: signed his message car C A r so Car Welca,

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Speaker 3: is that your given name spelling?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 16: Actually I was born with the even car, but it

685
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Speaker 16: has two RS.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking it was going to be like short

687
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Speaker 1: for Carson or something.

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Speaker 3: Did you write it wrong in the email with only

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Speaker 3: one R?

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Speaker 2: No? No, no.

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Speaker 16: When I got to my twenties, I just dropped the

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Speaker 16: second R because I just thought it would be quicker

693
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Speaker 16: and more professional.

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Speaker 1: More professional. I mean, who would hire a car with

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Speaker 1: two rs? I right that those people are jokes.

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Speaker 3: They sound very professionals. Now, yeah, okay, well we're going

697
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Speaker 3: to call you by the short car name.

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Speaker 1: I guess I wanted to do more.

699
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, to stick to what he wants. So tell us

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Speaker 3: about the woman that you met. What's her name?

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Speaker 2: Her name is Charlotte. You know I met her online?

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Speaker 1: Charlotte. Okay, well, okay, how did you guys strike up

703
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Speaker 1: a conversation?

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Speaker 16: So we connected over the app. She gave me your

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Speaker 16: phone number and we were texting, and within the first

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Speaker 16: couple of texts, she goes, Hey, no offense, but I

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Speaker 16: do this with every to see you know how committed

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Speaker 16: they are. But I'm going to block you and I'm like,

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Speaker 16: what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: You say? She says, The only way to reach me

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Speaker 2: after this is through my Venmo.

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Speaker 1: No, why that's kind of smart.

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Speaker 3: I mean that's a red flag to move on.

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Speaker 1: It is a red So the only way you can

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Speaker 1: reach her is if you ven her like a buck

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Speaker 1: and write something in the comments of it.

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Speaker 4: If she's only worth a dollar, Brook, you don't want

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Speaker 4: that kind of lady.

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Speaker 1: She's at dollars.

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Speaker 2: I mean she's really attractive.

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Speaker 16: She was really cute, and I was like, whatever, okay, fine,

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Speaker 16: you know, I'll send her a dollar on venmo just

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Speaker 16: to talk to Oh.

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Speaker 4: Did you send a dollar? She may find that insulting friend.

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Speaker 16: Well, when it was done, it cost me sixty two

726
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Speaker 16: dollars to get to date.

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Speaker 3: You said, sixty two one dollar messages?

728
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 2: Why all right?

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00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 16: So I venmoed her dollar with a message that said, hey,

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Speaker 16: it's car, and you know that allowed me to reach her, right,

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Speaker 16: So fast forward sixty one venmo messages later, Oh my car?

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Speaker 1: Which one was yourself? A steam that went with it?

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Speaker 2: You know, I mean, whatever, it's just fun dude. I

734
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 2: thought it was funny. It's a bold movie. You got

735
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,280
Speaker 2: to give her credit to work the system. Whatever.

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Speaker 3: You know, we don't have to cut this second date

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Speaker 3: update short. The only way to reach us now is

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Speaker 3: through Venmo.

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Speaker 1: Yes, well, it's cute when she does it, but it's

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Speaker 1: not cute when we do it, hucky.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because I'm flirting with her.

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Speaker 16: This is going somewhere I'm not going.

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Speaker 8: Is she commenting on any of these Venmo payments or

744
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 8: you just cheap going one after another?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: No, that's that's how we continue to talk.

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00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so did you actually turn this into a

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Speaker 3: real date or are we doing this all through Venmo messages?

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Speaker 16: Obviously, so she agrees to date. So we went to

750
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,879
Speaker 16: like this college volleyball game. Finally, the game was cheap.

751
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Speaker 16: You know, I didn't have enough I didn't have enough

752
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Speaker 16: money for a nice dinner after that?

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Speaker 12: Right?

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Speaker 1: Was she okay with just a cheap date?

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Speaker 16: I mean it seemed like it's meaning. It was pretty fun.

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Speaker 16: We got to talk about her live, you know. After

757
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:58,439
Speaker 16: the game, we stopped by like a Costco food court

758
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Speaker 16: to get some hot dog or whatever.

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Speaker 1: This is her jam, that food core.

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Speaker 3: I mean Costco food is everybody's jam, I know.

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Speaker 1: But like she's reading as a woman who wants money,

762
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Speaker 1: like she wants a rich guy. That's why the Venmo

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Speaker 1: is there.

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Speaker 16: I don't really think so, because you have to imagine

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Speaker 16: every guy that takes this girl out is going to

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Speaker 16: take her out to somewhere extensive or whatever. So I

767
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Speaker 16: just figured i'd be different, I'd be the opposite of that.

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Speaker 5: Bro.

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Speaker 1: You're right, but you're on the phone with us car, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, how did that date end?

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Speaker 3: Or what's happened since then?

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Speaker 16: Well, on the date, she said this is definitely different

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Speaker 16: than the type of date that she normally goes on.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was a good thing, Okay.

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Speaker 1: The way she delivered it was like, this is different,

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Speaker 1: like in a positive tone.

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Speaker 2: I mean that's how I took it.

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Speaker 16: Okay, okay, anyway, but clearly now she's not responding anymore,

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Speaker 16: not even to my Venmo messages.

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Speaker 2: And I sent her like ten bucks on the last one,

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Speaker 2: the dollar amount.

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Speaker 1: Noway, can you see her history? Can you see how

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00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 1: many other men?

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Speaker 2: Or no? Private?

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Speaker 1: God, I want to follow her Venmo so bad. I

786
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:09,359
Speaker 1: wish you could do that.

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Speaker 4: Brooks dollar.

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Speaker 3: I wonder if she'll even answer the phone when we

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Speaker 3: try and call her here, because she seems really picky

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Speaker 3: about who she talks to.

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Speaker 4: We have no money either.

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Speaker 1: Why why? Why? Why do you want to see her again, superd.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's one of these the answer to every hy

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Speaker 3: question for a dude.

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00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're so dumb.

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Speaker 1: I think that there's some depth in some men, Jeffrey

797
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: every once in a while.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, we're gonna try and get Charlotte a call here.

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Speaker 3: Luckily we're not blocked yet if we want to get blocked.

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Speaker 4: I'm really good at this.

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Speaker 3: I bet I'm sure by the end of the call

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Speaker 3: we will be. But let's come back. We'll try and

803
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Speaker 3: get you a second date update with her right after this.

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Speaker 3: Just hold on to the second date update. Today is

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Speaker 3: a new one for second date for us because our

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Speaker 3: listener Car formerly spelled with two rs. Now it's just

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Speaker 3: one R.

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Speaker 1: That part doesn't really matter on the radio. The difference it.

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Speaker 3: Does matter for professional reasons. It's much more professional with

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Speaker 3: just one off. But he matched with a woman named

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Speaker 3: char Lynne on a dating app, and once he got

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Speaker 3: her number, she said, so I do this with every guy,

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Speaker 3: but I'm blocking you and the only way to reach

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Speaker 3: me now is through Venmo. Okay, And it worked.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you get Car gave her like sixty three bucks

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Speaker 1: before they would on their first date.

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Speaker 3: Something like that. Initially I said red flag, but now

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Speaker 3: that I think more about it, maybe this is actually

819
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Speaker 3: a huge green flag.

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Speaker 1: Oh, because she's such an entrepreneur.

821
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Speaker 3: Yeah, most guys don't want to date gold diggers. She

822
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Speaker 3: clearly doesn't need any of his money because she's already

823
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 3: got so much coming in from me. And she was

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Speaker 3: very upfront and clear with her communication about it, saying

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Speaker 3: I do this to every guy, So Car did this

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Speaker 3: out of his own free will.

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Speaker 4: Actually, she is pretty open.

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Speaker 3: And seemed amused by this girl's strategy.

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Speaker 1: It just baffles me that men are okay with this,

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Speaker 1: Like all of you are like, oh, she's hot, that

831
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Speaker 1: makes sense.

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Speaker 4: The bar is very low for us.

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Speaker 3: Logic alexis, what do you what do you think about

834
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Speaker 3: her strategy?

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Speaker 8: Oh? No, it works. I'm just confused why he's wondering

836
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Speaker 8: why she's not calling him back. I mean it's.

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Speaker 3: Obvious, right, Yeah, what's obvious?

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Speaker 8: Money don't care.

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Speaker 3: Women don't want money out of guys. That's not a thing.

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Speaker 1: He got the sixty three bucks. Why even go on

841
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Speaker 1: a date with him? Do you mean, why waste your time?

842
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 3: Do you have any ideas on that car? And he

843
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Speaker 3: guesses of what she might say.

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Speaker 16: Here I'm looking forward to connecting and seeing what happens,

845
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Speaker 16: but I really have no idea.

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Speaker 3: The real question, though, is can a good relationship happened

847
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 3: when it starts from Venmo payments? But can you build

848
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Speaker 3: something serious out of that?

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Speaker 1: I don't think unless it's a business venture. I'm going

850
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Speaker 1: to go No.

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Speaker 3: We're going to try and hopefully prove that wrong and

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Speaker 3: get her to agree to it. Sorry, sorry, I just

853
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 3: remember that's the goal here.

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Speaker 6: For at least we know if they ever proposed, he

855
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 6: could just send her the dollar request with a little wedding.

856
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 9: Ring on it.

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00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 3: All right, we gotta call this well this girl. I'm

858
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 3: going to dial her number right now. Hopefully she answers.

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Speaker 3: Here we go, Hello, ah, Hi, we're looking to speak

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Speaker 3: with Charlynne.

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Speaker 1: I'm just shocked that she answered the phone, honestly.

862
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're all kind of surprised that you answered. Because

863
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,879
Speaker 3: we're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Hi, Charlotte, how are you?

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Speaker 11: Hi?

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Speaker 3: You We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey, and

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Speaker 3: we're doing something called a second Date update, trying to

868
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Speaker 3: help out one of our listeners that you went on

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Speaker 3: a date with recently named Carr.

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Speaker 12: Oh god, oh.

871
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're either really religious or you're really fed up

872
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Speaker 4: with him.

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00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 3: I clearly remember him. We just sorry. We need to

874
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 3: ask you even before why you're not calling him back.

875
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 3: We want to ask you about the Venmo thing.

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Speaker 10: Oh my god, he told you about that.

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00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 1: Yes, of course he told us. He said he spent

878
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: sixty three dollars just trying to get a date.

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00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 10: I mean, it's just like I told him, it's like

880
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 10: a commitment thing because I have a lot of guys

881
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 10: reach out to me, and I only want the ones

882
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,720
Speaker 10: who are serious. And then Mo is like the first hurdle.

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00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 3: Then the first hurdle, seriously as a guy is a

884
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 3: thousand bucks.

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Speaker 4: I don't mean he's serious about.

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Speaker 8: You will just see more desperate if they're willing to

887
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Speaker 8: spend more.

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Speaker 10: No, it's not about the money. It's just about like

889
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 10: the inconvenience of just not being able to like message

890
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 10: on an app. You can message anybody on an app.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're trying to see how much effort they're willing

892
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 3: to put in just to like get on a date

893
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Speaker 3: with you.

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00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 10: Right, It's about the effort. It's not about the money.

895
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Speaker 1: Why did you wait to sixty three dollars to answer him.

896
00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 8: Yeah, why didn't you send the money back?

897
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 1: I mean, no judgment if it's about the money, but

898
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 1: it seems like you just need to lean into that part.

899
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 3: The women are calling you gold diggers, so you can't

900
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 3: pick up.

901
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 8: I'm not against it, but just own it.

902
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 10: Let me tell you about the date that we went on,

903
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 10: and you will realize that I'm not a gold digger.

904
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, you did tell us a little bit about

905
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 3: it with the volleyball game and the Costco.

906
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 10: Okay, so we told you that, Yeah, it was fun,

907
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 10: it was funny. I must say that Costco pizza was

908
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,400
Speaker 10: way better than I expected.

909
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 4: Wow, I apologize.

910
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: I had her pegged as a hot dog girl too.

911
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 1: That is a shocking move in the rere.

912
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 3: I thought you were a chicken, big lady, you yourself

913
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 3: are saying that you had a better time than you thought.

914
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 3: The food was better than you thought. Carson really nice.

915
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 3: Then why aren't you calling him back?

916
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 10: Well? I have a thing about etiquette and treating people

917
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 10: around me better than I treat myself, and I I

918
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 10: was just there was something that happened on the date

919
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 10: that I just was not okay, with really rubbed me

920
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:02,839
Speaker 10: the wrong way.

921
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: That's interesting etiquette. Yeah, so you think it would be

922
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 1: important for him to know what it is so he

923
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:09,840
Speaker 1: can change his behavior.

924
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 10: Uh yeah, I don't know. Just the we were at

925
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 10: the Costco food court ordering our food and there was

926
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 10: the opportunity to tip, and he just didn't even like, wait,

927
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 10: there's servers.

928
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 8: There, No, you order, You can order on your own.

929
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:25,799
Speaker 8: If you don't work with a person, I.

930
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:28,879
Speaker 4: Don't have a membership. Guys, I'm sorry, I exposed to screen.

931
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 8: You don't even work with a person.

932
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like a there's like an area of screen.

933
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 1: It's kind of like a self checkout. Yes.

934
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 10: Yeah, people you know, get your pizza from the counter

935
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 10: and there's a person there.

936
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they kind of just like throw it

937
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: on the counter and then turn around.

938
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's like we're at.

939
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 4: A sports stadium and they're like prepping it exactly.

940
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,800
Speaker 1: Like there's not much eye contact.

941
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 3: Or don't done the Costco workers and all the hard

942
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 3: work that they don't a.

943
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 1: Burger restaurant, I know what it's like. It's like a

944
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,800
Speaker 1: fast food counter. I mean, it's the same thing condemned.

945
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 3: A restaurant doesn't hold a candle. So the food.

946
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: Court, as I know that that strongco. The cook was amazing.

947
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 3: We're getting sidetracked here, So you found it rude that

948
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 3: he didn't offer a tip to the person that gave

949
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 3: you your pizza.

950
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think that you should try to slip up

951
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 10: five to any service worker. I just feel like it's

952
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 10: the right thing to do, and it clearly didn't cross

953
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:22,879
Speaker 10: his mind.

954
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: I've never seen anyone tip in Costco, well not at

955
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 1: the rich Costco where you shop up the latest Costco.

956
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 3: But okay, so that was it. That was like the

957
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 3: deal breaker for you.

958
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean I went back. I said I was

959
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:38,439
Speaker 10: going to go get more napkins, and I went back

960
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 10: and gate the woman a five dollars bill.

961
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: Ex nice of you.

962
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 8: I mean, technically it's his money. You used to tipper.

963
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, in a way he did tip.

964
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 5: Yeah him.

965
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 3: There's clearly two sides of this story. We have Charlotte's

966
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:55,320
Speaker 3: now we need to get cars because I need to

967
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 3: let you know, Charlotte. He's been on the other line

968
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 3: listening to this the entire time.

969
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 12: Oh are you sure what?

970
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:06,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how these work. I'm sorry, Oh no, yeah,

971
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:07,840
Speaker 3: to hear it.

972
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,439
Speaker 1: If it's something it's important to you.

973
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 12: Okay, I mean, hi, car.

974
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 16: This is actually kind of a joke, right because I

975
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 16: always tip twenty percent on every chick if there's a waiter.

976
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:26,919
Speaker 16: But this tipping culture is out of control. Like, who's

977
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 16: going to ask me for a tip? Next my landlord

978
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 16: for my rent? Like what are we doing?

979
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 3: That actually is a really good idea.

980
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 10: I feel from animosity for me right now and that.

981
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 16: Yeah, you know what, I feel like you have a

982
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 16: guilt complex because you're taking money from men and you

983
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 16: don't like any rule.

984
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 10: Wow.

985
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 1: Oh, this is getting deep.

986
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:49,800
Speaker 2: That's why you're triggered by it.

987
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 3: A car. You know, we're trying to help you here

988
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 3: to get another Doba.

989
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 2: Need help. I'm good, I've heard enough. I'm good.

990
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: What does this make? You're so angry?

991
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 3: Sound very trick by it.

992
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 2: Because this is a joke. This is a joke, Like

993
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 2: she's actually a joke.

994
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 10: Oh my god, what are you talking about?

995
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:08,719
Speaker 13: Why am I getting this?

996
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 2: Everyone? I'm out?

997
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 3: No? No, okay, Well, we don't want it to get

998
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 3: hostel on the phone. We're just trying to set up

999
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 3: another date for the two of you somewhere that's happen.

1000
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe somewhere where there's no tip needed.

1001
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 3: It's like a Costco food court.

1002
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 1: Perhaps, I mean, I'm kind of like sticking up for him, but.

1003
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,439
Speaker 3: That was I know, you came in really really harsh there.

1004
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, nobody's gonna hear your point when

1005
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:40,360
Speaker 1: you just come in yelling a car like, there's no

1006
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,879
Speaker 1: way that she's ever going to see your side that way.

1007
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 3: Man, bru, I don't even think he's on the phone.

1008
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:47,399
Speaker 3: Are you still their car?

1009
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: I was wanting a tip from him.

1010
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 3: Okay, he's done none, but we just provided the service

1011
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 3: for him. He says, if you provide a service, then

1012
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 3: he'll give you a tip. But he dined and dashed

1013
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:03,239
Speaker 3: on our show. What the heck, Charlotte, you're you're still there?

1014
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 7: Right?

1015
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 10: Oh, Charlotte, Yeah, I'm just kind of amazed at how

1016
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 10: much energy hostility.

1017
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 1: Sorry about.

1018
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 4: I didn't think I was gonna have your back by

1019
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 4: the end of this.

1020
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 3: So I love it out a bullet. You're pro tipping, though, right, Charlotte.

1021
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 3: Give thirty on this phone.

1022
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 1: It's free, So if you do zero times thirty, it's still.

1023
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,239
Speaker 4: We can count on you, right.

1024
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1025
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 3: I don't trust Brooks math on that. I think it's

1026
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:36,359
Speaker 3: one hundred dollars Jeffrey in the morning. Yikes. Man, I'm

1027
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 3: still trying to figure that whole situation.

1028
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 1: Out because he got so mad.

1029
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:43,839
Speaker 3: He seems so offended about how tipping is getting out

1030
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 3: of control these days. Although he was basically tipping her

1031
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 3: on Venmo in order to get a date.

1032
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,399
Speaker 4: That was the irony there.

1033
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 3: I'm like, sir, when you're tipping a woman just for conversation,

1034
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 3: you're the one who's making tipping out of control, not

1035
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 3: the woman.

1036
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 6: But he would argue, let me be him, Well, she's

1037
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 6: offering a service.

1038
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 4: I'm getting a reward every time. I know.

1039
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: I can't even hear that. I mean, the the anger

1040
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 1: part was so bizarre to me.

1041
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like he was ready to snap.

1042
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 2: He came on hot.

1043
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 3: So I'm glad that Car peeled out on that one. Honestly,

1044
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 3: I try to stand up for the listeners as much

1045
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 3: as possible on these segments, even when I look like

1046
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:25,399
Speaker 3: an idiot for it. He would make it really really

1047
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 3: difficult to defend him.

1048
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 1: God, but I love you looking like an idiot. So

1049
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 1: maybe I'm sad that he's.

1050
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 3: Hang when you did, Car, But if you want to

1051
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 3: get a little bit of help with your dating life.

1052
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 3: You can always email the show. We'll call that person

1053
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 3: who's not calling you back. Yeah, go Tree for free.

1054
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 3: You don't charge anything. How dumb are we?

1055
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 4: Would you take them?

1056
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 3: Yeah? If you're willing to. You can also check out

1057
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 3: our second date updates on your podcast wherever you get

1058
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 3: yours at Brooke and.

1059
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 5: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1060
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 3: Guys are always saying that women are so complicated, but

1061
00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 3: there's actually a trick. Sometimes all you gotta do is

1062
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 3: randomly sprinkle in a couple of words you know they

1063
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 3: love to hear in the middle of your conversation.

1064
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're just gonna say listen, no, no, no.

1065
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,799
Speaker 3: Don't waste your time doing that. Just say stuff like

1066
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 3: target don't work, iced coffee.

1067
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 1: You didn't need the sound effect out, Alexis.

1068
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 3: I don't know why that is, or in Brooks case,

1069
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 3: organic dirt based deodorant.

1070
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 1: This humidity just.

1071
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 3: Went up in the room after I said that. But

1072
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 3: our next segment is all about using the right romantic

1073
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 3: words as people confess their love on Craigslist. Oh, in fact,

1074
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 3: maybe you're going to hear one of your romantic trigger

1075
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:55,240
Speaker 3: words when we read them a brand new misconnections.

1076
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: But I have a fellow.

1077
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 3: It's coming up right after this.

1078
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:02,320
Speaker 5: Misconnections.

1079
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 3: That was me staring there's only two places in this

1080
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 3: world to find true love. One is at Area fifty one,

1081
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:13,279
Speaker 3: underneath the table where they're operating on the aliens. So

1082
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:18,880
Speaker 3: much free out of this world, loub over the Oh.

1083
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: I'd hooking up with the alien, Okay, I.

1084
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 3: Have rules against that for some reason. The other On

1085
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 3: the pages of craigslist dot org, we comb that website

1086
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:33,240
Speaker 3: top to bottom, front to back to find the best

1087
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:36,439
Speaker 3: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one

1088
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:40,840
Speaker 3: titled just like the Dogs, I Trap you captured my

1089
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:46,799
Speaker 3: heart man for woman thirties park, tell me you're a

1090
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:50,880
Speaker 3: dog catcher. Oh no, let's find out, he says. I

1091
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,360
Speaker 3: was working my animal control job.

1092
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,839
Speaker 1: For the city, thank God, dealing.

1093
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 3: With a pack of wild squirrels that took over a

1094
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:00,919
Speaker 3: utility ship. I saw you.

1095
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 4: Oh, are there any domestic squirrels?

1096
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:07,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, you were the brunette with a body that reminded

1097
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 3: me of the Jessica Rabbit poster I had at the

1098
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 3: lap age of seven.

1099
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:13,720
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1100
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 4: As a child, I was like, I have a crush.

1101
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 2: On this cartoon.

1102
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:20,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll never forget the first words you said to me. Hey, God,

1103
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 3: stop blanking staring at me.

1104
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: Whoa, Okay, that's very Jessica Rabbit up her.

1105
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I was.

1106
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 12: So.

1107
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 3: I went about my business, but saw you jogging by

1108
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 3: about an hour later.

1109
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:35,399
Speaker 1: Why are you still there?

1110
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 3: You stopped? I thought to apologize to me for earlier. Instead,

1111
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 3: you said you needed help because your car tire had

1112
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:44,360
Speaker 3: a hole in it.

1113
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 6: Oh now who comes crawling back?

1114
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 1: She doesn't remember it's even the same guy.

1115
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 3: I don't know nothing about cars. I'm just an animal

1116
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 3: control guy. But I grew a pair of acorns and

1117
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:58,399
Speaker 3: got to work.

1118
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:00,280
Speaker 4: Yeah outa boy.

1119
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 3: After thirty minutes, it turns out half a roll of

1120
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 3: duct tape and some styrofoam pieces taped over the hole

1121
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:10,920
Speaker 3: didn't quite do the job.

1122
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 1: Oh darn, it sounds like an alexis to fix you.

1123
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,799
Speaker 3: Then told me to get away from you as you

1124
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:20,760
Speaker 3: reached for your phone to call a quote real man.

1125
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,800
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, or the cops.

1126
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1127
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 3: Since our last interaction, I learned how to patch a

1128
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 3: tie from some dufices on YouTube. Let me prove it

1129
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 3: to you in person.

1130
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,240
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like he's going around stabbing tires.

1131
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 3: Let's go to your next misconnection titled Your Love is

1132
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:45,759
Speaker 3: Electric Woman for Man forties convenience store parking lot. I

1133
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,880
Speaker 3: was the blonde with a fresh boob job driving the

1134
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 3: Cheetah Print Tesla.

1135
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 1: Wow, they're always real high when you first get him

1136
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 1: done in your chin a little bit.

1137
00:53:56,280 --> 00:54:00,000
Speaker 3: You were two charging stations over in the orange Nissan

1138
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 3: on leaf.

1139
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 1: A Tesla driver is looking at a leaf. Guy, I

1140
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: like it.

1141
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:13,279
Speaker 3: Judging by your adult braces, I knew you had money expensive, y'all.

1142
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 1: I'm judging by his car. I think you're wrong.

1143
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 3: I put my flirt game into high gear and asked

1144
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 3: you if you could help me locate my charging port.

1145
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 1: Oh, let me guess he did not get the innuendo.

1146
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, you said sure, And as you walked over to me,

1147
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:38,320
Speaker 3: I giggled and jiggled. I tried to make some small

1148
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 3: talk about how Elon Musk doesn't believe we landed on

1149
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 3: the moon. You told me he's probably an alien.

1150
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:47,960
Speaker 1: For each other.

1151
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:51,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't remember laughing so hard in all my life.

1152
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:57,279
Speaker 3: You're so funny everything in life. Why is she still

1153
00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:02,880
Speaker 3: loud after you plugged my port? I asked if you

1154
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 3: knew how to use any other electric toys.

1155
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, this guy's so confused.

1156
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 1: I got a drill at home.

1157
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 3: You said you had a remote control car as a kid,

1158
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:16,319
Speaker 3: and then I told you that's not what I was

1159
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:19,800
Speaker 3: talking about. Then you commented that your nephew bought a

1160
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:20,879
Speaker 3: drone last year.

1161
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:22,240
Speaker 1: That's what she's.

1162
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:28,839
Speaker 3: You quite get my vibe for electric toys. You were

1163
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:31,759
Speaker 3: lucky you walked back to your tiny car because I

1164
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 3: was about to give you a tour of the inside

1165
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:34,920
Speaker 3: of my Tesla.

1166
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 1: Oh, I also think she's not literal. Again, if you.

1167
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 3: See this, the tour is still available, but only if

1168
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:49,760
Speaker 3: you buy me sushi in a new dress. First signed London.

1169
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 1: This guy will never call her.

1170
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, he has no idea. NEXTWIST connection is titled help

1171
00:55:56,800 --> 00:56:02,799
Speaker 3: Need It on Ile Love I Like It Man for

1172
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 3: Woman fifties supply store. A beautiful angel approached me as

1173
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:11,279
Speaker 3: I was browsing the aisles of the office depot. Wow,

1174
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 3: you were that angel, and you proved that you don't

1175
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:19,319
Speaker 3: need makeup to make a Neon red store uniform look good.

1176
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:28,920
Speaker 3: Just long brown hair and massive cans. I was in

1177
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,280
Speaker 3: the market for a new landline after my pitbull terrier

1178
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:33,760
Speaker 3: ripped my old one out of the wall.

1179
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 1: Oh can you pick that up?

1180
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 4: Even your pitpulls like bro upgrades.

1181
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:45,439
Speaker 3: You recommended a motorola with a nine to one one

1182
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 3: speed dial.

1183
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 1: Feature because you're old and you may need it.

1184
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,799
Speaker 3: I told you the only feature I need is your

1185
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 3: dad's number so I can ask permission to marry you.

1186
00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 4: This stuff.

1187
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 3: Admit it. I got more game than Fortnite.

1188
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:07,399
Speaker 1: Oh, he's heard of.

1189
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:09,280
Speaker 8: It is about an old novel.

1190
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 3: At one point we flirted with each other. You asked

1191
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,520
Speaker 3: me what else I was looking for, and I said,

1192
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 3: five foot one good cook knows the difference between a

1193
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 3: stroke and a heart attack.

1194
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 1: Oh, so the nine one one feature will come in here.

1195
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 3: After that, you walked away and called your manager to

1196
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:32,439
Speaker 3: help me over the loud speaker. Seems like the ball

1197
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 3: is in your court. Martina Navtalova, Yeah, I'm waiting.

1198
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: So I was like, her name's Martina. That's cool.

1199
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 4: I was like, I don't know that.

1200
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 1: Forty love and we started with ile love, tell him

1201
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 1: to stop.

1202
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 3: We're also turned on by John Geris Connections.

1203
00:57:55,760 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 5: For the week, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1204
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 3: Got a brand new player to the game today. Her

1205
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 3: name is Alicia. She works front desk at a dental

1206
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 3: office for the last fifteen years, and she announced that

1207
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:17,479
Speaker 3: she is going to be going to Disney World soon.

1208
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 1: That's why we're playing the music.

1209
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 3: Lisia, Welcome to the show.

1210
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 7: Thank you, thank you.

1211
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 4: That's your favorite ride? What's the best ride?

1212
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 16: Well, I haven't been a disney World, so that was

1213
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:30,400
Speaker 16: really long, a long long time ago.

1214
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 14: I mean I always like Magic moun Disney Man.

1215
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great. I heard that Disney World is second

1216
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 1: happiest place on Earth and that the first is actually

1217
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 1: dentis office.

1218
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah.

1219
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 13: Come to the dentist.

1220
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 2: You don't have to go to the dentist, is what

1221
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 2: I like to.

1222
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 3: Thank I wanted to play Mary Bang kill with the

1223
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:47,720
Speaker 3: Disney Princess with you?

1224
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 1: Oh okay, the princess? Who are you marrying?

1225
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 9: Mary?

1226
00:58:54,560 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 1: And I Pokemon? Oh okay princesses? Yeah sure, I'm Mary Bell.

1227
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:06,120
Speaker 1: That's just personal choice. Okay, who are you killing you?

1228
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 1: Who are you taking out?

1229
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 11: Uh Ariel?

1230
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, who's that choice?

1231
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:18,560
Speaker 12: Bad boy?

1232
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 9: Jasmine?

1233
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 12: Yeah?

1234
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 3: Okay, who I'm married to? Talk about my wife?

1235
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,920
Speaker 2: All right, get a little belly action.

1236
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 3: Now we're in the mood for some trivia here perfect

1237
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 3: in the studio. Let's go over the rules. Thirty seconds.

1238
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:33,920
Speaker 3: Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1239
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 3: you could say past. But you have to beat her

1240
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 3: out right if you want to win. Are you ready?

1241
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 2: Okay?

1242
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 12: I'm ready?

1243
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:41,400
Speaker 3: All right, let's do this like Jasmine is listening. Good luck? Okay,

1244
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 3: your time starts now. Today is tax day? What does

1245
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 3: the R in ir S stand for revenue? The sport

1246
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:50,800
Speaker 3: cricket originated in which country?

1247
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:51,840
Speaker 1: England?

1248
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:55,280
Speaker 3: In nineteen ninety five? What chain restaurant debuted their signature?

1249
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 3: Stuffed cruss pizza? Snow and fiddler are two types of

1250
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 3: what creature? What was the first flavor of Gatorade?

1251
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:06,439
Speaker 12: The ice?

1252
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 3: Blue Walla isn't just a city, it's a type of

1253
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:18,400
Speaker 3: what vegetable. I know you can't prepare.

1254
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 9: I don't know about that.

1255
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 3: Don't say anything, she said, hilarious. But we're just starting

1256
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 3: to get to know you, because, like I said, you're

1257
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 3: new to the game I see on my screen or

1258
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 3: your interests or concerts. And the last concert that you

1259
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 3: went to your favorite last year was Beyonce.

1260
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 1: It sure was. It was so I die, dude, can't

1261
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:45,680
Speaker 1: you wait for the new tour. Oh my gosh, the

1262
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 1: Cowboy Carter Tour.

1263
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:47,600
Speaker 10: I'm excited.

1264
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 11: I already got my Cowgirl's going to be.

1265
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,440
Speaker 4: The most fashionable Cowboys show.

1266
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 1: It's an event. It's not just a show. It is

1267
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 1: like an event.

1268
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 13: That's it.

1269
01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:57,600
Speaker 16: It's life changing.

1270
01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:59,480
Speaker 3: Well, it's a lot like the event that we do

1271
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 3: here on this show. Win Brooks Bucks. Yeah, just Beyonce concerts.

1272
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:07,040
Speaker 3: Some have said a lot of people have said that,

1273
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 3: So are you ready to partake in the extravaganza.

1274
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: You've never been doing beyond this show.

1275
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 3: But yes, here we go. Time it starts now. Today

1276
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:19,720
Speaker 3: is tax Day. What is the R in ir S

1277
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:23,240
Speaker 3: stand for revenue? The sport cricket originated in which country?

1278
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:23,880
Speaker 1: India?

1279
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:27,160
Speaker 3: In nineteen ninety five? What chain restaurant debuted their signature

1280
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 3: stuffed crust pizza pizza hut? Snow and fiddler are two

1281
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,160
Speaker 3: types of what? Sea? Creature?

1282
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:33,520
Speaker 1: Seahorse?

1283
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:37,880
Speaker 3: What was the first flavor of gatorade? Red Walla isn't

1284
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:40,960
Speaker 3: just a city, it's a type of what veteran? Who

1285
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:45,440
Speaker 3: was the host of the TV show Kitchen Nightmares? What

1286
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:47,320
Speaker 3: character does Will Ferrell play in the movie Anchor?

1287
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:52,920
Speaker 1: Man? Oh, that's the one.

1288
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 3: Yike, okay, answers are in now. We got to go

1289
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:01,160
Speaker 3: with the scoreboard to see how bolted with Jose.

1290
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 4: Whoa ver nice King of the Castle.

1291
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:09,600
Speaker 6: I have a chair, Alicia, Alicia.

1292
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:10,640
Speaker 4: You got to correct today.

1293
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:15,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no questions, that's good.

1294
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:19,480
Speaker 4: And brook you well, you didn't go easy, you got five.

1295
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:22,720
Speaker 8: Definitely didn't get.

1296
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:23,240
Speaker 1: That last one.

1297
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 3: What came on fire? Today, let's go to the answers

1298
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:30,360
Speaker 3: for everybody. Today is tax day. The R in IRS

1299
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 3: stands for revenue Internal Revenue Service. Sport cricket originated in

1300
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 3: India back in seventeen twenty five.

1301
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:41,040
Speaker 4: Yeah the Doctor by England as like their favorite game.

1302
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:44,680
Speaker 3: But in nineteen ninety five Pizza Hut debut their signature

1303
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:48,000
Speaker 3: stuff cross pizza sood. Snow and Fiddler are two types

1304
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:53,040
Speaker 3: of crabs. Snow crabs Fiddler crab. The first flavor of

1305
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:55,760
Speaker 3: Gatorade was the yellow one lemon lime flavor.

1306
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:58,920
Speaker 4: Everyone uses colors. Yeah, like it was like she said blue,

1307
01:02:59,000 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 4: Brooks said.

1308
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:01,160
Speaker 1: Red say presence too.

1309
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:05,040
Speaker 3: The next question isn't just a city, it's also a

1310
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:08,960
Speaker 3: prison and it is a type of onion. The host

1311
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:11,440
Speaker 3: of the TV show Kitchen Nightmares is Gordon Ramsey, and

1312
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:16,840
Speaker 3: Will Ferrell plays Ron Burgundy in the Inkerman. So Alicia,

1313
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:19,880
Speaker 3: Unfortunately it wasn't enough to beat Brooke today. But just

1314
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:22,000
Speaker 3: for playing, you are going to get a pair of

1315
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:25,760
Speaker 3: tickets to see Kane Brown in his In the Air

1316
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 3: Tour team on August sixteenth. That girl, get your tickets

1317
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 3: to see multi platinum country that is Cam Brown. That's

1318
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:34,640
Speaker 3: right ticketmaster dot com.

1319
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:35,360
Speaker 8: I love it.

1320
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:38,760
Speaker 3: Thank you guys so much. Yeah listening jeff On on

1321
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:39,680
Speaker 3: your first time.

1322
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:40,680
Speaker 7: I sure did.

1323
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:41,680
Speaker 10: I'll be back for more.

1324
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:46,520
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. We'll be back to do Windbrooks

1325
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:47,640
Speaker 3: Buck same time tomorrow.

1326
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:49,640
Speaker 5: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.