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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. My friends,

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Speaker 1: it's a phone tap time today, your friends. I was like,

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Speaker 1: today we're gonna call the manager of a local electronics

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Speaker 1: store and apparently over the last few months they've had

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Speaker 1: a rash of customers stealing products and he's been taking

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Speaker 1: a lot of heat for it. Yeah, so I thought

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't it be nice if one of the shoplifters

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Speaker 1: actually called and confessed and said they're sorry, kind shoplifter.

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Speaker 1: H make everything better? Yeah? Or would it somehow make

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Speaker 1: things worse? Well, if you're doing it, it it may make

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Speaker 1: it worse. Let's find out if your phone tapp right

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Speaker 1: now on the twenties. Hello, Hey, I'm looking to speak

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Speaker 1: with the owner of electronics store. This is the manager. Oh, Hi,

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Speaker 1: can I ask your name? My name's Joel. How can

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Speaker 1: I help you? So we haven't spoken before, but my

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Speaker 1: name's Lincoln. Hey, Lincoln, what's going on? How can I

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Speaker 1: be of help to you? I was just calling because

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Speaker 1: I need to tell you something and I feel really

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Speaker 1: bad about it. Okay, what is this all about? I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to tell you that I stole from your

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Speaker 1: store last Wednesday. What. Yeah, and I feel really ashamed

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Speaker 1: about it. It's been making it hard to sleep and

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Speaker 1: it's been on my mind. I felt like I just

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Speaker 1: needed to call you. What did you steal? I stole

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Speaker 1: some air pods and again, I really really regret it.

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Speaker 1: That's not okay, not at all. Okay. I know I'm

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Speaker 1: a bad person, and I just need to tell you

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Speaker 1: that I even went to church last Sunday and I

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Speaker 1: asked for forgiveness. Okay, good that you did. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you're telling me you're going to bring them back, because

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Speaker 1: that's what I want you to do right now? Oh,

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Speaker 1: why would I bring them back? What do you mean? Why?

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Speaker 1: You said you just told them and you feel bad

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Speaker 1: about it, so you'd bring them back. Well, all right,

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Speaker 1: I know, but I just told you that I went

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Speaker 1: to church and I was forgiven. I don't care about

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Speaker 1: your church. Well, God forgave me for stealing. So I

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Speaker 1: think we're good. No, we're not good at all. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: we're not because I'm not good because this kind of

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Speaker 1: stuff keeps happening because of idiots like you. So just

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Speaker 1: bring them back now, and in exchange, I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to press charges against you. Well, I would love to

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Speaker 1: bring them back, but I've already made peace with what

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Speaker 1: I've done, and so is the big guy in the

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Speaker 1: sky watch. So we're good and I've been absolved. This

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Speaker 1: is unbelievable. It doesn't work like that. You can't does

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Speaker 1: meet it prime and then go to church and think

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Speaker 1: it's all going away because it's not all right. I

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Speaker 1: mean maybe that's true for you, but you know, we

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Speaker 1: all have to live our truths. You know, I'm glad

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Speaker 1: you called because I never get to talk to dirt

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Speaker 1: bags like you. Stay the hell away from my store.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I can do that. You mean,

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Speaker 1: you can't stay out of my store. I just told

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Speaker 1: you just stay out of my store. I'll do that

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Speaker 1: in a second. But since I have you on the phone,

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Speaker 1: can I just ask what are your store hours today?

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Speaker 1: Why would you do that? I just want to know

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Speaker 1: when do you close because I might want to come

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Speaker 1: by again. You want to steal something else. No, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I hope I don't steal anything, but it will be

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Speaker 1: a good test to see if I'm really reformed like

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Speaker 1: I think I am. No, no, no, no, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Stay away you're in that job. Please. I really need

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Speaker 1: to do this for myself. And I'm going to bring

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Speaker 1: some friends because we're all in this support group together

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Speaker 1: through the church. It's called Kleptos for christ. Oh, this

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Speaker 1: has to be a joke. Gotta be kidding. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: probably something I need to confess to also. Oh, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you need to confess something more. Please tell me the

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Speaker 1: floor is yours. I need to confess that this is

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Speaker 1: actually a joke and I've never really been in your

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Speaker 1: store before, and that this is a prank. Phone call

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Speaker 1: got me. My name's Jeff from the radio show Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and I'm doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. Man, you actually talking. It wasn't just me,

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Speaker 1: it was also your co worker Alan. He said, there's

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Speaker 1: been a lot of stealing happening at your store lately,

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Speaker 1: and you've been getting blamed for it. True, there's a

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Speaker 1: lot more. It's like you coming into our store and stealing, man,

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Speaker 1: But it's okay if God says it's okay. Yeah, yeah right,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. Every morning, the phone tabs, weekday mornings,

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Speaker 1: all the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,