WEBVTT - Drew Still Doesn't Shower

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome this episode of Emergency Intercolm.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hello, Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy Black Friday, guys, sales, you got be on Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>This is for this Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I thought it was like Friday Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Black Fridays after the Friday after Thanksgiving. You know

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<v Speaker 1>that somebody has never been on the mark.

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<v Speaker 2>To get the I'm just not poor, No.

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<v Speaker 1>But like Black Friday is a fun activity for everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Shop at Black Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>On Black Friday, I go to see yours, Macy's, Bloomingdale's, Walmart.

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<v Speaker 2>What's wal Mart?

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<v Speaker 1>You've never been to Walmart?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that like a poor person? You know what?

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<v Speaker 1>Loki, You're like the Walmart version of Justin.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you say, I'm the Walmart version of Justin Bieber.

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<v Speaker 2>I've actually never shot there, and you've probably shot there

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch in your life.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's why you know I would look like.

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<v Speaker 2>I look like Walmart Justin Bieber. But that guy Swedish,

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is he Swedish? In my head like, oh, of

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<v Speaker 1>course you have been to Walmart?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh of course, yeah, I don't know to do.

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<v Speaker 1>A Swedish Jackson was crazy. But I actually, while I

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<v Speaker 1>was watching the I was thinking about it. Like a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of my like ego and pride fully came from

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<v Speaker 1>my dad because we were not in the tax racket

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<v Speaker 1>to avoid Black Friday. Like also like not to say

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<v Speaker 1>like anybody could do Black Friday. Black Friday is fucking fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I love I am. I am top tier consumerists, so

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<v Speaker 1>a deal will have me buy something. Whether it's a

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<v Speaker 1>deal or not, I will probably buy it.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is literally advertising for Black Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's fucked up, but it's it's a ploy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a ploy. They hike up the prices right before

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<v Speaker 1>so that they can drop them so you feel like

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<v Speaker 1>you're getting a deal. Newsflash, everyone's scramming.

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<v Speaker 2>Over it's all over stock. You know. It's just over

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<v Speaker 2>consumption and they print too much of what they think

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<v Speaker 2>everybody wants, and then at the end of the year

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<v Speaker 2>they sell it all off for pennies just so they

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<v Speaker 2>can cover their asses. Sewing Q four their numbers don't

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<v Speaker 2>flop in the entire economy tanks.

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<v Speaker 1>But with that being said, I just never did Black

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<v Speaker 1>Friday because my dad was like, that's like too crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>Like we can't do that. And then that's probably where

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<v Speaker 1>I got a lot of my like you've witnessed me

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<v Speaker 1>do it where I'm like, I can't do that, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't explain. I just can't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>You literally were just doing it over cruises.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I just like in my head, I'm like, if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do it, I have to like I have

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<v Speaker 1>to do it with like a bit of a bang,

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of a pizzazz. You know. I'm the kind

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<v Speaker 1>of girl I walk into a room and I want

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<v Speaker 1>to I want y'alls to drop. I don't want people

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<v Speaker 1>to close their mouth and turn in whispers.

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<v Speaker 2>See, it's a real problem for me because when I

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<v Speaker 2>walk into the room, panties just drop. They just start dropping, man,

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<v Speaker 2>like everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's it's also like.

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<v Speaker 2>A tsunami wave forms from all of like you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the squirt and the piss and the way. Oh you

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<v Speaker 2>know there, you've seen it happen at the nice guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel awesome right now, Like you're not real, You're

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<v Speaker 2>not real.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the lighting is scary you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're doing a night episode today because we were

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to film yesterday so we didn't have to film today,

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<v Speaker 2>and then we woke up this morning and we were like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>we can't film this morning. Because then it's busy and

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<v Speaker 2>I have the gym, and then now we're filming at night.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's like kind of a nice vibe. Honestly, the

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<v Speaker 2>lighting I can't tell on the camera, but in real

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<v Speaker 2>life looks insane, like it looks like it's gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Suck insane like camera, it is like a little like

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<v Speaker 1>that light is a little more white than fluorescent, Like

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<v Speaker 1>it's pretty fluorescent, which is not a vibe. It's very scary.

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<v Speaker 1>And I can't believe technology we I can't believe we

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<v Speaker 1>were ever headed in a direction that we believed that

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<v Speaker 1>that few of like light.

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<v Speaker 2>Belongs to anywhere but in a hospital or cubicle. I

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<v Speaker 2>think it like like makes people more productive or something like.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't know the signs behind it, but

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<v Speaker 2>get that ship out of my fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>House now, yeah, I don't believe it out of you

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<v Speaker 1>know what we mean? We need the lights that they

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<v Speaker 1>installed at the Pink Wall in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Anti night selfie lighting, so like when you take a

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<v Speaker 2>selfie at night, it turns you literally moss green. It's

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<v Speaker 2>fucking list.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw people we passed by the Pink Wall a

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<v Speaker 1>few nights ago. I don't remember why but I saw

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<v Speaker 1>people out there taking photos at I and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>look at them, not letting anything stop them. Also, what's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna stop me from coming to the pink wall with

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<v Speaker 1>a big, fat ass up?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I don't know. Why do you jump

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<v Speaker 2>to violance because I mean eco terrorists?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you like but this planet treats too good?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you want to do that?

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<v Speaker 2>No that I'm fighting for the planet.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, don't hurt the ones you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna fly drones into the power grid and shut everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I would love to see that, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I would literally love to see video that. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>know how good that would sound? It would be like

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<v Speaker 1>all of.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Also I need I think I'm done. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't say anything just now that was crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm done.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been watching a lot like if you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Me, if you know my only my only one, stupid, big,

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<v Speaker 2>so useful. I'm so happy. That's funny. How I'm happy?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm saying. No, but you're mad, I'm happy.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're mad.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny because I'm happy. I'm not mad. I'm happy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh but I have seen you, the true you, and

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're not happy girl. Okay, this is like

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<v Speaker 1>scaring me because I'm like burning like everything around it.

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<v Speaker 1>This like your little candle is like scaring my other ones.

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<v Speaker 1>But my big issue, my one fatal flaw, is that

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<v Speaker 1>I am obsessed with plane crashes. It's like there there

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<v Speaker 1>are those videos that like, Okay, to be fair, like

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<v Speaker 1>I am just like genuinely like curious because with something

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<v Speaker 1>like a plane or like a car or like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking about my fascination with all these like modes of

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<v Speaker 1>transportations before. But what's crazy about planes is like accidents

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<v Speaker 1>had to happen for them to know to fix certain things,

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<v Speaker 1>which is terrifying. And like also all of these are

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<v Speaker 1>like kind of like when the first boom of like

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<v Speaker 1>public aviation started like that that's what I'm like watching,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like, dude, this is like all these like

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<v Speaker 1>pilots were just.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I wish we could still smoke on the airplanes.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that's that's a crazy ass vibe that our parents

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<v Speaker 2>probably smoked on it not probably smoked on an airplane,

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<v Speaker 2>but had they wanted to, could have smoked on an airplane.

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<v Speaker 2>That says we need to bring back indoor smoking. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's what I've taken. They're taking everything away from us.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody was saying. Somebody replied, the people are saying, so

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<v Speaker 1>the people, they're saying that it is nasty that I

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<v Speaker 1>smoked cigarettes. But I am saying it is nasty that

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<v Speaker 1>you have the audacity to come up to me smelling

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<v Speaker 1>like the ass crack of a fucking box of fruit loops. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm the nasty one. No, I smell like an adult.

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<v Speaker 1>I smell like I'm paying my taxes. I smell like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm filling my car up. You smell like you just

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<v Speaker 1>wag into a sticky, spit filled ball pit and went

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<v Speaker 1>to the bottom and used the bottom. Your nails are

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<v Speaker 1>long enough that you scrape the carpet that's under the

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<v Speaker 1>ball pit, and it all the crumbs from all the

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<v Speaker 1>sludge and nasty jolly rancher stickiness that chicky cheese is

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<v Speaker 1>under your nails. And now you're coming up to me

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<v Speaker 1>smelling like I'm just offended. Like we need to bring

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<v Speaker 1>smoking real smoking.

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<v Speaker 2>We need to bring showering back, make showering great again.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro, you don't shower show wis today?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually? Why? Because I was stinky as fuck and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I cannot go to the gym smelling like

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<v Speaker 2>this because once I start sweating, it's gonna be bad

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<v Speaker 2>for everybody around me.

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<v Speaker 1>Game over, You're gonna to the gym.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So then I showered lightly, and then I showered

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<v Speaker 2>up the gym.

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<v Speaker 1>Lightly, a light shower that sounds like you didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>between those cheeks.

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<v Speaker 2>I watched. I washed everything. I even washed my legs

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<v Speaker 2>because I saw like a Jubilee video of someone asking

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<v Speaker 2>if someone watching when I literally don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I knew. I was like, Jude doesn't watch his legs.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't give a fuck, and I will never wash

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<v Speaker 2>my legs because literally, watch the soap from your body

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<v Speaker 2>go down your legs, like watch it happen. It literally happens.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyways, I washed my legs because I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, I'm a grown asked man, I should

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<v Speaker 2>watch my but that's I have that written down though.

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<v Speaker 2>Funnily enough that like it's insane that the washing your

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<v Speaker 2>ass crack is even a conversation online because I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like it's not real, Like I I cannot, for the

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<v Speaker 2>life of me imagining like imagine someone not washing their

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<v Speaker 2>ass crack, Like it doesn't make sense. It's never it

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't register with me, and I have always done that,

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<v Speaker 2>but like, I just don't have a lot of experience

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<v Speaker 2>with straight men.

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<v Speaker 1>That just has to be a part of the anti

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<v Speaker 1>men propaganda agenda, Like like that has to be a

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<v Speaker 1>part of that, because I genuinely like haven't met but

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<v Speaker 1>I will say, like straight man's hygiens like is lacking,

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<v Speaker 1>because even the ones who claim to be straight that

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<v Speaker 1>I know their hygiene is lacking.

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<v Speaker 2>Stinky ass boys, I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>You, bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, so if your hygiene is lacking and you're like

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<v Speaker 3>you take care of yourself very well, like not saying

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<v Speaker 3>that you stink or whatever, but like not washing your bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Sheets and whatnot, yes, and not washing your hands after

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<v Speaker 1>you pee. Like girl, you add that on top of

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<v Speaker 1>being a straight man who like punches holes in the world,

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<v Speaker 1>who just for some reason isn't taught this from that Like.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn, maybe you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>You were living in a scent bubble of your.

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<v Speaker 2>Own, you know what. I'm kind of like, I kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like you stinky, Like get over here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, we've talked about this because like some stink

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<v Speaker 1>is good, Like okay, because we we okay. When I say,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm always like, oh, it smells musty in here, and

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<v Speaker 1>you sometimes will be like, yeah, there's like a musk.

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<v Speaker 1>But do you separate the words musk and musty like

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<v Speaker 1>and must.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I just think I mishear you. But there's a

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<v Speaker 2>very big difference between musty and musk, Like musk like.

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<v Speaker 1>Musky is like I am gonna literally start doing this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be the star on top of that tree

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<v Speaker 1>right now. If you don't, you know, put something else

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<v Speaker 1>on your mind's differently. But I must you know what, Sometimes.

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of like you must see.

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<v Speaker 1>Must use a little sexy sometimes like just a little

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't want it to like send shockwaves through

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<v Speaker 1>my fucking brains, and I don't want to get like

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<v Speaker 1>spinal taps like from like your mustiness. But I like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what it is, it's the part of my

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<v Speaker 1>brain that is still like is like tied to thinking

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<v Speaker 1>that men are like building houses.

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<v Speaker 2>Was it just super silent or like in my trip?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it was like deafening silent. For a second, there

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<v Speaker 1>was a ringing in my I said, like spinal taps because.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it's spiny. There's zaps going on in the

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<v Speaker 2>same time.

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<v Speaker 1>Because all of our friends were in the house for

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<v Speaker 1>like twelve hours and now it is like deadly everybody as.

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<v Speaker 2>Loud as fuck all the fucking time.

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<v Speaker 1>Hater.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm a hater. I don't give a fuck. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't give a fuck. Oh, I have it, I have it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So I was scrolling on Instagram reels.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're there.

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<v Speaker 2>There's flaw number one. But I was on Instagram reels

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<v Speaker 2>and I think I heard like the worst song I've

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<v Speaker 2>ever heard in my entire life. And I'm not joking

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<v Speaker 2>when I say this, Like it feels like I got

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<v Speaker 2>transported to like the waiting room for purgatory. Like I

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<v Speaker 2>had like a full visceral body reaction and like imagining

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<v Speaker 2>like I've like I've experienced purgatory before, and this is

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<v Speaker 2>the song that's playing the entire time, Like do you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean? Like this is hell music.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it gives me like a really icky feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>No, do you know what I mean? Like I literally

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<v Speaker 2>feel like the world is ending when I hear this.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what that feels like? It's like what we're describing.

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<v Speaker 1>Like sometimes me and Drew will accidentally go too long

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<v Speaker 1>without a meal, and there's just this like feel like

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<v Speaker 1>almost like a feeling of sickness over you. Like you're

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<v Speaker 1>not to the point of hunger where you're nauseous, because we.

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<v Speaker 2>All have a hunger. We all have a hunger.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh tell me what you mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Looks so big the way, but like not to the

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<v Speaker 4>point of hungary where you're like nauseous and you're gonna

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<v Speaker 4>kill over and die and like you have nothing left

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<v Speaker 4>in you, but the point of hunger where you're like

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<v Speaker 4>just a bit sickly feeling and like music sounds awful.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine being in that state of mind and that comes on.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding. I think I would.

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<v Speaker 2>I would do it. It would I would like it would.

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<v Speaker 1>Have been you catch me on a bad day, and

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<v Speaker 1>then that's my position and that's the song that comes off.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that's the song that comes on

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm like like doing something that I really don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to be doing, like like going to the DMV.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that, which going to the DMV? Did he go

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<v Speaker 2>there to a nice station? Back to the DMV, From

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<v Speaker 2>the DMV to the lot, back to the DMV, back

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<v Speaker 2>to lot fifteen twenty minutes up the street back to

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<v Speaker 2>the DMV and literally still not getting his scar. No,

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<v Speaker 2>he's been one hundred and forty five dollars in ubers.

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<v Speaker 2>Not crazy. I think he got his car maybe now,

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<v Speaker 2>But this was at like four and he was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm freaking the fuck out. Is that not insane? Stop?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so scared.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to get that shit figured out. There's a

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<v Speaker 2>warrant out for Ya's arrest.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't say why, but I'm terrified.

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<v Speaker 2>It's bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my dad would literally at this point fucking throw

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<v Speaker 1>a pant at the back of my head.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's deserved. It truly is desserve.

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<v Speaker 1>We probably scared our neighbors yesterday really bad. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna admit to that. Yeah. I should just text her

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<v Speaker 1>and be like, hey, by the way, sorry if we

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<v Speaker 1>were allowed last night and see what yeah, and engage

0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:44.360
<v Speaker 1>the vibe. Last night I had the best night of

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<v Speaker 1>my life though, Like literally last night was a movie

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<v Speaker 1>for me. Should I like go go through why I

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<v Speaker 1>was a movie?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>So it was a movie because all of my bestest

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<v Speaker 1>friends in the world were over friends Giving and I've

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<v Speaker 1>just been in my little minor abuse era, which.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys getting major, it's giving major.

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<v Speaker 1>It's over now, Like you see, last night was like

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<v Speaker 1>the key I needed to feel satisfied. Like I was

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<v Speaker 1>just like, see that's good. But we go to Big

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<v Speaker 1>Bird's done like it's over, Like I'm I'm blowing up

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<v Speaker 1>the party of mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, now hold on, hold on?

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<v Speaker 1>What's all what is it? What's all this? Then? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that a British person? What's all this? Then?

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<v Speaker 2>What's this?

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<v Speaker 1>Then? Did you become like cheesy? What? Get like a

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<v Speaker 1>little round? Welcome back to this podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>This man in ya They've got I'm a bit knackered today. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a little bit tired, but I figured I would

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<v Speaker 2>still give it all.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say knackered that it's like I'm a bit

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<v Speaker 1>tied that word. Yeah, yeah it is, but like carrying

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<v Speaker 1>it on, you know, like keep on carrying on like

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<v Speaker 1>the Beatles said.

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<v Speaker 2>Did they say that?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It just sounds like the carrying out

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<v Speaker 1>and keep on carry out. That's like the way the

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<v Speaker 1>Eagles would do it. But last night was like a

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<v Speaker 1>sligh because all my bestest friends were over and my

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<v Speaker 1>favorite spot to get a margarita from does Margaritas to Go,

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<v Speaker 1>which I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not. It's literally not. Every time you do it,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, this is so illegal.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like I and they like they do it. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like.

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<v Speaker 2>Me, and it's in it it's immediately container. What the

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<v Speaker 2>what's going on? No, it's in it to go container,

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<v Speaker 2>which is crazy. It's in a to go cup with

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<v Speaker 2>a straw in it already, so you're supposed to be drinking.

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<v Speaker 1>It on the gop while I'm kidding. Please don't. But

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<v Speaker 1>we went and picked a few up and on the

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<v Speaker 1>way back leaving everything. Everything happens for a reason at

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<v Speaker 1>the right time, because you know what, when we got there,

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<v Speaker 1>it was taking so long to get them, and I

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<v Speaker 1>started panicking because I was like, dude, this is taking

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<v Speaker 1>way longer than I wanted, Like I'm missing all the

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<v Speaker 1>time with the rest of my friends at the house,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I hate this. And I was like feeling a

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<v Speaker 1>bit anxious, like, oh, this is taking too much, too long.

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<v Speaker 1>I should have done this earlier, if I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to do it whatever. But because of that, on our

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<v Speaker 1>right out, a firework show at the grove started when

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<v Speaker 1>we were driving past it, and I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, and then I stopped the car for a second,

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<v Speaker 1>like on a random street, and me, Lucas and Josie

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<v Speaker 1>like hopped out of the car and we were looking.

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<v Speaker 2>We're like, dude, this is like soad I need to

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<v Speaker 2>clarify their sober entirely. Oh yeah, I'm not like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not drinking.

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<v Speaker 1>The we are not we and we do not actually

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<v Speaker 1>count done that Like that is so yeah, we are

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<v Speaker 1>not drinking.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe I have to clarify that.

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<v Speaker 1>But I simply much well the people think we are

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<v Speaker 1>crazy and that we will drink and drive because we

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<v Speaker 1>always joke about doing it. So it is our faults.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro, we ever joke I have.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I was like, yeah, like I just

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<v Speaker 1>like did a few like edibles and like had a

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<v Speaker 1>few drinks and like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh but that's different.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, being crossfadd versus being drunk is different. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we did not touch our margaritas. But we stopped and

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<v Speaker 1>like we're looking at the fireworks and then I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, like these are right there. So we

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<v Speaker 1>drove past and we stopped the car on the street

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<v Speaker 1>because literally everybody was stopping the car and getting out

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<v Speaker 1>because in La I have never seen a fire work

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<v Speaker 1>show like that. Let alone like smack dab at the

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<v Speaker 1>grove like damn yeah, but yeah, we we like watched it,

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<v Speaker 1>and we like just off of that, We're like on

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<v Speaker 1>such a high of life because fireworks are so awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>It so sometimes like they are so important to me,

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<v Speaker 2>and I know no one will ever truly understand except

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<v Speaker 2>for Enya like how magical fireworks are, but like, just

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<v Speaker 2>fucking look at it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's literally the one time that I'm like, burn money,

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<v Speaker 1>burn money, by the thing is so awesome and it

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<v Speaker 1>was the craziest fireworks show I've ever seen, and trust

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<v Speaker 1>I was to give you the whole time, like you

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<v Speaker 1>can ask Lucas and Josie, Like the first thing I

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<v Speaker 1>said is like this is going to make your sad,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, but I like can't.

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<v Speaker 2>And why did Josiah immediately come home and show me

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<v Speaker 2>the video?

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<v Speaker 1>I know we were contemplating not even telling you, but

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<v Speaker 1>we were just on such a like good one because

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<v Speaker 1>then after the biggest fireworks show ever, we drove home

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<v Speaker 1>blasting what is it? What the fuck is that song?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a Billy Joel song. We you know, we had

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<v Speaker 1>to hit love never felt so good. But my wife,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care, this is my and it was just

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<v Speaker 1>such a vibe. And then we got back home and

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<v Speaker 1>we were all hanging out, and then we all walked

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<v Speaker 1>to the store for snacks and drinks and we walked back. Also,

0:20:10.560 --> 0:20:14.320
<v Speaker 1>walks are so fun, walks with your friends. We need

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<v Speaker 1>to bring that back.

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<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, I'm back home the entire time having a full

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<v Speaker 2>blown anxiety at time, Like it was crazy. I felt

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<v Speaker 2>like that high school. Like I literally like felt like

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<v Speaker 2>my entire body was like pins and needles, and my

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<v Speaker 2>fingers were going numb, and like there was like this

0:20:33.600 --> 0:20:35.760
<v Speaker 2>crazy pressure in my stomach. But I didn't feel like

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<v Speaker 2>I was dying, because I knew I wasn't dying. I

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<v Speaker 2>knew I was having an anxiety attack. But I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>this is crazy. I feel like fucking shit. My breathing

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<v Speaker 2>was labored. I was like sweating, and then I was

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<v Speaker 2>also cold, and then I was sweating and I like

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<v Speaker 2>put on like an outfit, and then I took it

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<v Speaker 2>all off because I was like no, no, no, I'm like overheating.

0:20:55.320 --> 0:20:56.840
<v Speaker 2>And then I was freezing and I was like, do

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<v Speaker 2>I get under my covers? And I was like no,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't get under my covers because it's only nine

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<v Speaker 2>and if I go to sleep now, I'll wake up

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<v Speaker 2>at fucking five am. Can't do that. So then I

0:21:04.480 --> 0:21:06.399
<v Speaker 2>was like, Josiah, wake me up in fifteen minutes. I

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<v Speaker 2>need a fucking nap. And I was just freaking the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck out. It was crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt really bad. I didn't know what to do,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was like, there's literally nothing I could do.

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<v Speaker 1>And then every time I went in the room, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I feel like I'm making a worse You

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<v Speaker 1>should have just gotten yes, bro, I would not give

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<v Speaker 1>you xanax. Bro.

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<v Speaker 2>How has Zanny's our coke? Bro?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, no one talked to me about coke or xanax

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<v Speaker 1>because I am sober, Stop talking to me about it.

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<v Speaker 1>How coke?

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<v Speaker 2>Bro?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so fucking hang in. What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>What was?

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it was just like a fun night.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my prostate is literally spashming right now. I cannot

0:21:43.640 --> 0:21:48.159
<v Speaker 2>believe we caught that live on the podcast. That was crazy. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it hurts so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>What does that even mean? Man?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's like that. It feels like someone is stabbing

0:21:54.119 --> 0:21:58.520
<v Speaker 2>a knife on your up your asshole and it goes

0:21:58.640 --> 0:22:01.600
<v Speaker 2>up into your guts. It's crazy. It's like it hurts

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<v Speaker 2>so bad for like one second. And every once in

0:22:04.000 --> 0:22:06.399
<v Speaker 2>a while, like maybe once every three or four months,

0:22:06.440 --> 0:22:09.159
<v Speaker 2>it'll happen where it like happens a bunch and it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>what the fuck is going on? I'm dying.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you had your prostate checked?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>You had to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not old as fuck. That's like, actually dudes

0:22:18.920 --> 0:22:21.119
<v Speaker 2>are getting prostate cancer younger and younger.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, m h, it's the it's the microplastics.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there was reasoning behind it. I think it literally

0:22:31.359 --> 0:22:35.160
<v Speaker 2>is that or it's no, it is no, I swear

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<v Speaker 2>to god it is. It was nicotine. It was like

0:22:37.760 --> 0:22:40.359
<v Speaker 2>the increased use of nicotine in like younger, there is

0:22:40.440 --> 0:22:44.320
<v Speaker 2>not because if you if you break down the amount

0:22:44.320 --> 0:22:46.320
<v Speaker 2>of nicotine in a puff bar compared to like the

0:22:46.359 --> 0:22:49.040
<v Speaker 2>amount of nicotine and the cigarettes our parents were smoking,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like four times the amount and like one puff

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<v Speaker 2>bar like as one pack. Yeah, like you're smoking like

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<v Speaker 2>a pack a day. Basically, It's crazy.

0:22:58.240 --> 0:23:02.040
<v Speaker 1>That's what was shocking when people were like, like a cigarette, I'm.

0:23:01.840 --> 0:23:04.920
<v Speaker 2>Like, I'm analog.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, I'm just like you are judging me. Girl, You're

0:23:10.440 --> 0:23:13.640
<v Speaker 1>smoking leachy puff bar martini on the rocks.

0:23:13.359 --> 0:23:16.520
<v Speaker 2>Like Okay, Leachy is over. She's been over like me.

0:23:16.680 --> 0:23:18.200
<v Speaker 1>When I was trying to like, I was like I

0:23:18.240 --> 0:23:20.199
<v Speaker 1>can get a puff bar, like I can't put bar

0:23:20.320 --> 0:23:21.840
<v Speaker 1>like my friends, and I went out of leach Ice

0:23:21.880 --> 0:23:23.000
<v Speaker 1>and all of them made fun of me, and I

0:23:23.040 --> 0:23:24.639
<v Speaker 1>was like, you know what, I actually don't even need this,

0:23:24.680 --> 0:23:25.359
<v Speaker 1>like you fucking freaks.

0:23:25.359 --> 0:23:29.240
<v Speaker 2>Anyways, it was like the worst flavor ever invented. I

0:23:29.240 --> 0:23:32.240
<v Speaker 2>think lush Ice was a very big, big moment, obviously.

0:23:32.960 --> 0:23:36.359
<v Speaker 1>I think that's what I was trying to gagering lush ice.

0:23:37.600 --> 0:23:41.200
<v Speaker 2>Because Leachy's gray and scary. It tastes like the color gray.

0:23:42.160 --> 0:23:42.880
<v Speaker 2>It's crazy.

0:23:44.040 --> 0:23:47.040
<v Speaker 1>But yeah. Then I came home and then after like

0:23:47.080 --> 0:23:50.320
<v Speaker 1>our little walk, we were watching Saw. And while we

0:23:50.320 --> 0:23:52.120
<v Speaker 1>were watching it, I turned everybody. I was like, wait,

0:23:52.640 --> 0:23:55.480
<v Speaker 1>I need everybody to go up and like do your

0:23:55.560 --> 0:23:57.720
<v Speaker 1>self tape, like you're trying to get into this movie

0:23:57.760 --> 0:23:59.520
<v Speaker 1>right now, Like what is your self tape that you're.

0:23:59.440 --> 0:24:01.920
<v Speaker 2>Turning in while I was having an anxiety.

0:24:01.440 --> 0:24:06.040
<v Speaker 1>Attacking, which I didn't contemplate because that was after the walk,

0:24:06.080 --> 0:24:08.960
<v Speaker 1>so I thought you were like chilling like post that.

0:24:09.640 --> 0:24:13.800
<v Speaker 1>I oh, but we like me and Ryan did a

0:24:13.800 --> 0:24:15.960
<v Speaker 1>scene where it was like she had to kill me,

0:24:16.200 --> 0:24:18.600
<v Speaker 1>but like we were still best friends in the scene

0:24:18.680 --> 0:24:22.680
<v Speaker 1>and that we were like yelling like please don't and

0:24:22.720 --> 0:24:25.200
<v Speaker 1>it just got real. Literally both of us tear it

0:24:25.280 --> 0:24:26.960
<v Speaker 1>up because we were like, why did that feel real?

0:24:27.080 --> 0:24:29.159
<v Speaker 1>Like I like and I was like, dude, you wouldn't

0:24:29.160 --> 0:24:30.440
<v Speaker 1>be able to kill me. She was like, I don't

0:24:30.480 --> 0:24:32.720
<v Speaker 1>think I could. And then we had a bonding moment

0:24:32.720 --> 0:24:34.000
<v Speaker 1>because we were like, I don't think I could.

0:24:34.280 --> 0:24:37.560
<v Speaker 2>I could kill you. Oh, I could kill her easily,

0:24:39.440 --> 0:24:40.360
<v Speaker 2>I had before.

0:24:42.800 --> 0:24:43.800
<v Speaker 1>I've killed your ego.

0:24:44.119 --> 0:24:48.400
<v Speaker 2>How about that, I've killed your pride. Your pride is damning.

0:24:50.200 --> 0:24:55.320
<v Speaker 2>This shirt I got from Japan. It's an Astro boy

0:24:55.520 --> 0:25:00.320
<v Speaker 2>front print with the cybernetic print on the back you

0:25:00.359 --> 0:25:05.600
<v Speaker 2>can't see and I don't care, but yeah, that's kind

0:25:05.600 --> 0:25:08.639
<v Speaker 2>of like the vibe lately, you know what I have

0:25:08.720 --> 0:25:11.960
<v Speaker 2>been thinking about that I think is so fucking cute

0:25:12.000 --> 0:25:14.679
<v Speaker 2>and I'm so happy we do it and me even

0:25:14.840 --> 0:25:18.280
<v Speaker 2>like saying anything about it. It's gonna make it awkward now,

0:25:18.560 --> 0:25:20.760
<v Speaker 2>but the fact that every single night we say love

0:25:20.760 --> 0:25:23.440
<v Speaker 2>you to each other is so important to me, and

0:25:23.520 --> 0:25:25.440
<v Speaker 2>I will never do it again after this moment because

0:25:25.480 --> 0:25:28.959
<v Speaker 2>it's going to be like forced, but like it's very no.

0:25:29.040 --> 0:25:31.000
<v Speaker 1>I literally don't believe in going to bed in a

0:25:31.000 --> 0:25:33.560
<v Speaker 1>house with people without being either saying good night or

0:25:33.600 --> 0:25:33.919
<v Speaker 1>love you.

0:25:34.440 --> 0:25:35.920
<v Speaker 2>It's important because I.

0:25:35.880 --> 0:25:40.080
<v Speaker 1>Was taught high super sistition that someone would come in

0:25:40.119 --> 0:25:41.840
<v Speaker 1>and kill all of us and then you would have

0:25:41.880 --> 0:25:44.880
<v Speaker 1>not say I love you, and your parents would be dead.

0:25:44.920 --> 0:25:46.520
<v Speaker 1>Knock on wood, knock on woodknock on wood.

0:25:47.080 --> 0:25:48.600
<v Speaker 2>That's literally why I say it, because I'm like, what

0:25:48.640 --> 0:25:49.760
<v Speaker 2>if she dies in her sleep?

0:25:49.840 --> 0:25:51.880
<v Speaker 1>I know, I'm like, what if I get killed? Sometimes

0:25:51.880 --> 0:25:53.320
<v Speaker 1>when I go to bed, I'm like, damn, there's a

0:25:53.359 --> 0:25:55.480
<v Speaker 1>chance somebody comes in this house of fucking stousany tonight.

0:25:56.240 --> 0:25:58.679
<v Speaker 2>The craziest thing is it feels like this episode has

0:25:58.760 --> 0:26:01.439
<v Speaker 2>been four hours and it's only twenty five minutes.

0:26:01.480 --> 0:26:04.080
<v Speaker 1>Twenty five minutes. Yeah, that's still pretty like crazy because

0:26:04.080 --> 0:26:06.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't feel like I've talked for twenty five minutes.

0:26:06.000 --> 0:26:10.400
<v Speaker 1>But speaking of death, we we've talked about like how

0:26:10.440 --> 0:26:13.480
<v Speaker 1>we just like have no like fight in us, like no, no, no, no,

0:26:13.600 --> 0:26:16.120
<v Speaker 1>famish no, nothing, like I can't survive. I'll like, I'll

0:26:16.200 --> 0:26:17.400
<v Speaker 1>I'll take myself.

0:26:17.119 --> 0:26:18.440
<v Speaker 2>I will blow myself.

0:26:18.520 --> 0:26:20.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I was thinking about it.

0:26:20.600 --> 0:26:24.560
<v Speaker 2>I was like I like skinny in the famine. That's

0:26:24.560 --> 0:26:24.840
<v Speaker 2>like a.

0:26:24.800 --> 0:26:28.560
<v Speaker 1>Plus, bro, but like it literally like you probably won't

0:26:28.560 --> 0:26:33.359
<v Speaker 1>have Instagram, so now like it's like what's the point. Yeah,

0:26:33.520 --> 0:26:37.640
<v Speaker 1>like you literally also like you won't have post.

0:26:38.119 --> 0:26:41.400
<v Speaker 2>I'll be skinny in the commune. I'll be the skinniest

0:26:41.440 --> 0:26:43.960
<v Speaker 2>in the commune, the village.

0:26:44.600 --> 0:26:47.359
<v Speaker 1>But when I was with I want to read what

0:26:47.560 --> 0:26:50.199
<v Speaker 1>I wrote because like, I don't know when I wrote this.

0:26:50.359 --> 0:26:52.280
<v Speaker 1>Let's see, the last time I updated this was at

0:26:52.280 --> 0:26:57.280
<v Speaker 1>one fifty three am a night two nights ago. I said,

0:26:57.920 --> 0:27:00.040
<v Speaker 1>I like need to die a peaceful death because I

0:27:00.040 --> 0:27:01.800
<v Speaker 1>would be so pissed if I'm dying in a scenario

0:27:01.800 --> 0:27:03.920
<v Speaker 1>where I'm fighting for my life because I can't fight,

0:27:03.960 --> 0:27:05.280
<v Speaker 1>and I feel like I say this all the time,

0:27:05.440 --> 0:27:07.080
<v Speaker 1>but it pisses me off. Also, if I was in

0:27:07.119 --> 0:27:08.720
<v Speaker 1>a life or desk situation where I had to take

0:27:08.800 --> 0:27:10.840
<v Speaker 1>orders from somebody, I think I would just die. Like

0:27:11.080 --> 0:27:12.440
<v Speaker 1>I forgot what I was watching. I think I was

0:27:12.440 --> 0:27:15.600
<v Speaker 1>watching something where it was bitch. I was watching one

0:27:15.600 --> 0:27:18.600
<v Speaker 1>of the plane crash things where like the two pilots

0:27:18.640 --> 0:27:20.680
<v Speaker 1>like were talking to each other and telling each other

0:27:20.720 --> 0:27:22.440
<v Speaker 1>what to do, and I was like, that would piss

0:27:22.520 --> 0:27:25.040
<v Speaker 1>me off so fucking bad, like you think I'm not

0:27:25.119 --> 0:27:28.000
<v Speaker 1>trying to do my best to save my own life

0:27:28.080 --> 0:27:30.800
<v Speaker 1>right now. Like yeah, if I'm just like in a

0:27:30.840 --> 0:27:32.000
<v Speaker 1>scenario where it's like.

0:27:35.440 --> 0:27:38.600
<v Speaker 2>Put me in a situation. Ever, literally never put.

0:27:38.400 --> 0:27:41.439
<v Speaker 1>Me in a situation. It will be put me in

0:27:41.480 --> 0:27:45.719
<v Speaker 1>a situation. Yeah, Like my God, that would like actually

0:27:45.720 --> 0:27:48.000
<v Speaker 1>piss me the fuck off. If I was in a

0:27:48.040 --> 0:27:51.560
<v Speaker 1>burning house and somebody was like do this, like stop

0:27:51.640 --> 0:27:56.919
<v Speaker 1>dropping a dumb like are you dumb? Guess what now,

0:27:56.960 --> 0:28:00.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna like get the fabri that's in the house

0:28:00.640 --> 0:28:02.920
<v Speaker 1>and start fucking spraying you bitch, so that I could

0:28:03.000 --> 0:28:06.399
<v Speaker 1>torture to that because you're but yeah, I just I can't.

0:28:06.440 --> 0:28:08.320
<v Speaker 1>I can't be in that kind of life or this situation.

0:28:08.520 --> 0:28:10.600
<v Speaker 1>I just need to like die like in my sleep

0:28:10.720 --> 0:28:11.080
<v Speaker 1>or something.

0:28:11.760 --> 0:28:15.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, trying to think how I want to die. I

0:28:15.080 --> 0:28:17.160
<v Speaker 2>don't want to die. I'm afraid of death. I'm afraid

0:28:17.200 --> 0:28:20.720
<v Speaker 2>of what comes after death. I like, actually, I take

0:28:20.760 --> 0:28:22.679
<v Speaker 2>that back. I'm so okay with it. And if I

0:28:22.760 --> 0:28:26.080
<v Speaker 2>died in this moment, if God smited me and exploded

0:28:26.119 --> 0:28:30.199
<v Speaker 2>me and got it on camera one, I would be

0:28:30.240 --> 0:28:35.320
<v Speaker 2>ig and Twitter famous like a trend in number one.

0:28:35.400 --> 0:28:38.080
<v Speaker 2>It would be fucking lit and because I would post it,

0:28:38.080 --> 0:28:40.680
<v Speaker 2>it would be the most iconic video of all time.

0:28:40.800 --> 0:28:44.560
<v Speaker 2>Like this dude talking about wanting to die get smited

0:28:44.600 --> 0:28:48.080
<v Speaker 2>by God and explodes on camera and it's uploaded. Dude.

0:28:48.080 --> 0:28:49.560
<v Speaker 1>The thing is I would fly out to New York

0:28:49.640 --> 0:28:52.120
<v Speaker 1>literally right after this and go be on Good Morning

0:28:52.120 --> 0:28:54.880
<v Speaker 1>America tomorrow morning. Like it would be that instant for me,

0:28:54.960 --> 0:28:56.000
<v Speaker 1>Like I would just like get.

0:28:56.000 --> 0:28:57.040
<v Speaker 2>You, would have it made.

0:28:57.200 --> 0:28:59.320
<v Speaker 1>My PR team would be on it. It would be like,

0:28:59.440 --> 0:29:02.120
<v Speaker 1>all right, so here's can we make money off of Yeah,

0:29:02.200 --> 0:29:04.520
<v Speaker 1>like how can we get this trending? How can we

0:29:04.560 --> 0:29:05.400
<v Speaker 1>make this a trend?

0:29:05.560 --> 0:29:09.760
<v Speaker 2>You can make a gofund me for my family, but

0:29:09.840 --> 0:29:10.880
<v Speaker 2>then keep it for yourself.

0:29:11.000 --> 0:29:14.640
<v Speaker 1>I was already that was like I like, thank you,

0:29:14.680 --> 0:29:15.160
<v Speaker 1>but like that.

0:29:15.160 --> 0:29:17.280
<v Speaker 2>Was I've been seeing this like trend where it's like

0:29:18.080 --> 0:29:20.960
<v Speaker 2>if I die, like all of my friends can just

0:29:21.040 --> 0:29:25.720
<v Speaker 2>completely lie on my name, like on everything and tell

0:29:25.800 --> 0:29:28.960
<v Speaker 2>the most vile lie ever, Like you can do it.

0:29:29.600 --> 0:29:37.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we also need to revert back to like the

0:29:37.800 --> 0:29:42.560
<v Speaker 1>mall shopping has gone to the like the internet and.

0:29:42.480 --> 0:29:44.000
<v Speaker 2>Like e commerce is over.

0:29:44.200 --> 0:29:46.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like we need to kill off e commerce other

0:29:46.520 --> 0:29:50.200
<v Speaker 1>than when we drop merch. Come on, like, yeah together,

0:29:50.960 --> 0:29:54.200
<v Speaker 1>we do not fall under this role. But ar like

0:29:54.320 --> 0:29:56.520
<v Speaker 1>my case, Like you can still buy my case. It's okay,

0:29:57.600 --> 0:29:59.680
<v Speaker 1>But we need to go back to the mall because

0:29:59.680 --> 0:30:02.240
<v Speaker 1>the day the ball that.

0:30:01.640 --> 0:30:03.800
<v Speaker 2>Was that was, I'm not kidding, one of the best

0:30:03.920 --> 0:30:08.120
<v Speaker 2>days of my entire life, if not, no, no, no, of

0:30:08.200 --> 0:30:11.520
<v Speaker 2>my year, if not in my entire life, Like just

0:30:11.600 --> 0:30:15.040
<v Speaker 2>going around being like Papa to all my high friends

0:30:15.080 --> 0:30:16.640
<v Speaker 2>and like going in and out of these stores and

0:30:16.680 --> 0:30:20.680
<v Speaker 2>being crazy. We walked into the dice and vacuum style

0:30:21.960 --> 0:30:25.920
<v Speaker 2>and it was so much fun to just fucking literally

0:30:26.160 --> 0:30:28.920
<v Speaker 2>they have like dust and dirt to throw on the

0:30:28.960 --> 0:30:31.920
<v Speaker 2>fucking ground and they like literally getting it. They I

0:30:32.000 --> 0:30:34.760
<v Speaker 2>don't know, they like pour dust and dirt all over

0:30:34.800 --> 0:30:38.040
<v Speaker 2>the floor and then you can practice vacuuming or see

0:30:38.040 --> 0:30:40.680
<v Speaker 2>which vacuum you like the most. And we were doing

0:30:40.720 --> 0:30:43.080
<v Speaker 2>that and having like a fucking goof and a blast

0:30:43.120 --> 0:30:46.680
<v Speaker 2>and a ball, and the dude noticed that they were

0:30:46.720 --> 0:30:50.680
<v Speaker 2>all like super fucking stoned out of their mind, and

0:30:49.320 --> 0:30:52.760
<v Speaker 2>I watched the thought click in his head and he

0:30:53.320 --> 0:30:55.560
<v Speaker 2>brought out next He was like, oh you like this,

0:30:55.600 --> 0:30:57.520
<v Speaker 2>Wait till you see this and he was like this

0:30:57.560 --> 0:31:00.200
<v Speaker 2>one has a laser and then everyone's like, oh, oh

0:31:00.240 --> 0:31:02.320
<v Speaker 2>my fucking god, laser vacuum.

0:31:02.440 --> 0:31:04.240
<v Speaker 1>And then I started to get excessension. I was like,

0:31:04.280 --> 0:31:06.520
<v Speaker 1>this is too much, like me to the worker, as

0:31:06.560 --> 0:31:10.120
<v Speaker 1>if he like had anything to do with like what

0:31:10.200 --> 0:31:13.280
<v Speaker 1>vacuums have become. I was like, honestly, this is too much,

0:31:13.320 --> 0:31:15.280
<v Speaker 1>Like this is pushing it, Like all of this is

0:31:15.280 --> 0:31:18.160
<v Speaker 1>pushing it, Like why am I going into a Dyson

0:31:18.200 --> 0:31:22.000
<v Speaker 1>store and like playing like pimp my ride like it's

0:31:22.000 --> 0:31:24.440
<v Speaker 1>a Tesla shop. Like it literally feels like being in

0:31:24.480 --> 0:31:27.800
<v Speaker 1>a Tesla store. It's like I want the the Matt

0:31:28.000 --> 0:31:31.000
<v Speaker 1>chrome for the bar, and then I want my laser

0:31:31.120 --> 0:31:34.400
<v Speaker 1>to be pink fluorescent pink. Like that's just like too much.

0:31:34.600 --> 0:31:38.720
<v Speaker 1>But it was the most fun shit ever. Also low key.

0:31:38.920 --> 0:31:43.240
<v Speaker 1>They are just making you do their cleanup.

0:31:42.880 --> 0:31:48.920
<v Speaker 5>Job, like oh yeah, I was thinking about that, and.

0:31:48.840 --> 0:31:52.400
<v Speaker 1>Then you were like while I was doing it, because

0:31:52.400 --> 0:31:54.800
<v Speaker 1>also I was the little test monkey. He was being

0:31:54.840 --> 0:31:58.600
<v Speaker 1>like like pushing the vacuum around, which was so lit

0:31:58.760 --> 0:32:03.680
<v Speaker 1>all eyes on me, really party vibe. But we are

0:32:03.960 --> 0:32:05.400
<v Speaker 1>such fucking losers, I know.

0:32:05.400 --> 0:32:08.160
<v Speaker 2>What, Like there's no way anybody is listening to this

0:32:08.280 --> 0:32:10.920
<v Speaker 2>and enjoying this out. What we need to do is

0:32:10.960 --> 0:32:14.000
<v Speaker 2>get American girl dolls. Those are fucking lit. But that's

0:32:14.040 --> 0:32:14.840
<v Speaker 2>another conversation.

0:32:14.920 --> 0:32:17.240
<v Speaker 1>I never had American girl dolls though. I was just

0:32:17.280 --> 0:32:19.680
<v Speaker 1>like a brass kind of girl. Like that was like

0:32:19.800 --> 0:32:26.280
<v Speaker 1>where m hm, my dolls went right right right right.

0:32:27.400 --> 0:32:28.800
<v Speaker 2>I was like a G I Joe.

0:32:29.640 --> 0:32:31.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, guy, a g I Joe. And then you would

0:32:31.920 --> 0:32:35.320
<v Speaker 1>get your care bears like invaults in what way.

0:32:35.600 --> 0:32:39.960
<v Speaker 2>They would just play? I know I did. I literally,

0:32:40.000 --> 0:32:42.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm not joking. I would play with my sister's barbies.

0:32:43.080 --> 0:32:45.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm not joking. They would be under her bed in

0:32:45.880 --> 0:32:48.920
<v Speaker 2>her bedroom, and like a giant seven, you would play

0:32:48.920 --> 0:32:49.520
<v Speaker 2>with that because.

0:32:49.360 --> 0:32:51.000
<v Speaker 1>You would make the G I Joe and the Barbie hop.

0:32:50.920 --> 0:32:53.320
<v Speaker 2>Sea No, I would make the I would play with

0:32:53.360 --> 0:32:55.640
<v Speaker 2>their boobs on the Barbie dolls and I would just

0:32:55.640 --> 0:32:57.480
<v Speaker 2>like make them like eat each other out and ship.

0:32:57.560 --> 0:33:00.720
<v Speaker 2>It was like so fucking hot. But I would literally

0:33:00.720 --> 0:33:03.960
<v Speaker 2>play with barbies. It was. It was a crazy fucking vibe.

0:33:03.960 --> 0:33:05.720
<v Speaker 2>And I would do it in secrecy because I knew

0:33:05.760 --> 0:33:07.600
<v Speaker 2>if anybody saw me doing it, I would get in

0:33:07.680 --> 0:33:08.560
<v Speaker 2>so much trouble.

0:33:09.440 --> 0:33:12.800
<v Speaker 1>And why though, because toys should be for everybody. We

0:33:12.920 --> 0:33:16.840
<v Speaker 1>should literally every episode just drop like the most basic

0:33:17.000 --> 0:33:22.560
<v Speaker 1>like they like like girls should have respect. M M.

0:33:24.040 --> 0:33:26.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying that, like you you don't do that every episode.

0:33:27.040 --> 0:33:29.600
<v Speaker 1>You have done that every single episode since we started

0:33:29.640 --> 0:33:33.320
<v Speaker 1>to say the obvious and be like yeah, I said, it's.

0:33:33.240 --> 0:33:40.720
<v Speaker 2>Just something I've been thinking, like, way, you should smile more.

0:33:41.640 --> 0:33:44.400
<v Speaker 1>No, No, that's not a good one, Like that's not.

0:33:44.440 --> 0:33:46.040
<v Speaker 2>If you're depressed, just smile.

0:33:46.280 --> 0:33:49.440
<v Speaker 1>No dude, Okay, Well, well, like see, mine was a

0:33:49.440 --> 0:33:52.120
<v Speaker 1>banger because it was like this idea that like toys

0:33:52.160 --> 0:33:56.600
<v Speaker 1>do not necessarily lie within gender, and like gender norms

0:33:56.600 --> 0:33:58.880
<v Speaker 1>are odd. So mine was like a positive take, but

0:33:59.000 --> 0:34:01.640
<v Speaker 1>yours is like this like really weird take that, like

0:34:01.720 --> 0:34:04.400
<v Speaker 1>women should just be expected to be standing objects to

0:34:04.480 --> 0:34:04.920
<v Speaker 1>look good.

0:34:05.080 --> 0:34:08.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah I don't. I don't see a problem with that.

0:34:09.520 --> 0:34:11.200
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, So girls.

0:34:10.880 --> 0:34:18.160
<v Speaker 2>Like think I have vaginas and booms that Chipotle is

0:34:18.200 --> 0:34:19.600
<v Speaker 2>in my stomach digestion.

0:34:19.840 --> 0:34:22.239
<v Speaker 1>I knew it. I knew with Drew. I got a

0:34:22.320 --> 0:34:24.320
<v Speaker 1>Chipotle bewl for me and Drew to share because I

0:34:24.320 --> 0:34:25.959
<v Speaker 1>think about my friends, and I was like, I don't

0:34:26.080 --> 0:34:27.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to finish this whole bow. I'm gonna

0:34:27.600 --> 0:34:29.839
<v Speaker 1>leave the rest for Drew, and he picked. He had

0:34:29.840 --> 0:34:31.800
<v Speaker 1>the audacity to pick it up thirty minutes ago. That

0:34:31.840 --> 0:34:33.400
<v Speaker 1>would be my big fat ass.

0:34:34.120 --> 0:34:37.120
<v Speaker 2>That would be my big fat ass. That would be

0:34:37.160 --> 0:34:38.000
<v Speaker 2>my big fat ass.

0:34:38.320 --> 0:34:41.880
<v Speaker 1>You're like really good at it, like scares me. But

0:34:41.920 --> 0:34:43.759
<v Speaker 1>he had the audacity to pick it up thirty minutes ago,

0:34:43.760 --> 0:34:45.440
<v Speaker 1>as if it doesn't take him two to three hours

0:34:45.440 --> 0:34:47.640
<v Speaker 1>to digest anything that goes into his body since he

0:34:47.719 --> 0:34:52.240
<v Speaker 1>has a concave thick layer of resin from his puff

0:34:52.320 --> 0:34:59.800
<v Speaker 1>bar red forty dye from all the candies and fruit

0:34:59.840 --> 0:35:04.640
<v Speaker 1>to syrup. Oh wait, what, you have a hard shell

0:35:04.680 --> 0:35:06.400
<v Speaker 1>of semen lining your stomach?

0:35:08.040 --> 0:35:08.200
<v Speaker 2>Bro?

0:35:08.320 --> 0:35:10.879
<v Speaker 1>If I got shot by like somebody, it wouldn't even

0:35:10.920 --> 0:35:12.960
<v Speaker 1>penetrate me because I just have like a thick layer

0:35:13.000 --> 0:35:16.640
<v Speaker 1>of semen all over my body at every waking moment.

0:35:17.320 --> 0:35:20.400
<v Speaker 1>I used to not take a shower after having sex.

0:35:20.200 --> 0:35:22.280
<v Speaker 2>Which is fucking crazy.

0:35:22.800 --> 0:35:24.960
<v Speaker 1>No, but I always pee like I've never had a UTI,

0:35:25.160 --> 0:35:27.839
<v Speaker 1>never had a UTI club. Not many people can say

0:35:27.880 --> 0:35:33.440
<v Speaker 1>that I am a champion. That's different, though, because that

0:35:33.480 --> 0:35:37.759
<v Speaker 1>lies on my partners being dirty, nasty monsters, and I

0:35:37.800 --> 0:35:43.440
<v Speaker 1>will continue to fuck them though, because it's good that

0:35:43.560 --> 0:35:49.040
<v Speaker 1>goes out to you, you know who you are. But yeah,

0:35:49.040 --> 0:35:50.879
<v Speaker 1>I just used to just go to sleep. I used

0:35:50.880 --> 0:35:53.160
<v Speaker 1>to go pee and then be like, I'm going to see.

0:35:53.040 --> 0:35:55.560
<v Speaker 2>Now I cannot believe that.

0:35:56.360 --> 0:35:57.840
<v Speaker 1>And then I had the audacity to be like, do

0:35:57.960 --> 0:36:00.480
<v Speaker 1>not fucking sit on my can that's.

0:36:00.320 --> 0:36:05.560
<v Speaker 2>What you like, don't get an Inya's bed after anytime.

0:36:05.880 --> 0:36:09.560
<v Speaker 2>Don't just don't do it. It's all sticky and hard and.

0:36:09.600 --> 0:36:13.040
<v Speaker 1>Like if you want to go take a dive onto

0:36:13.080 --> 0:36:14.759
<v Speaker 1>my bed, your head would hit it and you would

0:36:14.800 --> 0:36:16.120
<v Speaker 1>be concussive.

0:36:15.640 --> 0:36:19.800
<v Speaker 2>You know, you know, you know how like people awas

0:36:19.840 --> 0:36:22.040
<v Speaker 2>like if you like jump into water from like forty

0:36:22.080 --> 0:36:24.680
<v Speaker 2>feet or above, like it feels like concrete. That's how

0:36:24.680 --> 0:36:29.480
<v Speaker 2>your bed feels from four inches you jump onto it. Okay,

0:36:29.600 --> 0:36:34.000
<v Speaker 2>something no one is talking about, and it's actually it

0:36:34.480 --> 0:36:39.319
<v Speaker 2>blows my fucking mind that I did this, and it's

0:36:39.360 --> 0:36:42.080
<v Speaker 2>not a conversation being had at all, but the way

0:36:42.200 --> 0:36:45.360
<v Speaker 2>I fucking predicted everything everywhere, all at once. Actually I

0:36:45.400 --> 0:36:48.560
<v Speaker 2>would even go as far as saying inspired it and

0:36:48.719 --> 0:36:52.000
<v Speaker 2>gave them the entire idea to the movie You were crazy,

0:36:52.440 --> 0:36:56.040
<v Speaker 2>because I literally did. And we'll watch the clip right now.

0:36:56.760 --> 0:36:59.640
<v Speaker 1>Play the clip play the clip.

0:37:00.840 --> 0:37:04.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm about to try for the first time, wish me luck.

0:37:19.719 --> 0:37:25.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, like you see everything, I was literally

0:37:25.680 --> 0:37:28.920
<v Speaker 2>everywhere and everything all at once. Just now. I think

0:37:28.960 --> 0:37:32.200
<v Speaker 2>I just experienced what it was like to be gone. Yep, okay,

0:37:32.280 --> 0:37:38.040
<v Speaker 2>so let's jump in. I'm a fucking genius and everything

0:37:38.080 --> 0:37:44.480
<v Speaker 2>I do is really important. And I'm sure future directors, writers, actors,

0:37:44.520 --> 0:37:47.399
<v Speaker 2>whatever you are watching this, Like, I'm sure I've had

0:37:47.400 --> 0:37:50.160
<v Speaker 2>so many moments on this podcast where you're like, damn,

0:37:50.160 --> 0:37:52.439
<v Speaker 2>he's a fucking genius and then it sprung a thought

0:37:52.440 --> 0:37:55.239
<v Speaker 2>into your brain and you've written entire script about it.

0:37:55.680 --> 0:37:58.480
<v Speaker 2>Give me my fucking flowers. I don't I don't need money.

0:37:58.520 --> 0:38:00.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't want the money. But like, bro, that's the

0:38:00.719 --> 0:38:01.440
<v Speaker 2>Daniel Brothers.

0:38:01.480 --> 0:38:01.879
<v Speaker 1>What you want.

0:38:01.960 --> 0:38:04.520
<v Speaker 2>The Daniel Brothers even stole my fucking middle name, like

0:38:04.560 --> 0:38:07.680
<v Speaker 2>it's crazy, Like I gave them the movie and they

0:38:07.719 --> 0:38:10.480
<v Speaker 2>took my middle name. Like wait, what y'all are fucking crazy?

0:38:10.560 --> 0:38:11.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm done?

0:38:11.239 --> 0:38:11.479
<v Speaker 1>Wait?

0:38:11.520 --> 0:38:15.040
<v Speaker 2>Who everything everywhere at once? I think they're the Daniel Brothers,

0:38:15.239 --> 0:38:21.200
<v Speaker 2>the Daniel Phillips. No, Andrew Daniel Phillips. Their name is

0:38:21.239 --> 0:38:22.480
<v Speaker 2>the Daniel Brothers.

0:38:23.040 --> 0:38:24.000
<v Speaker 1>What does that have to do with you.

0:38:24.360 --> 0:38:25.839
<v Speaker 2>They stole my fucking middle name.

0:38:26.040 --> 0:38:29.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, okay, damn bunk middle name. If I'm being honest,

0:38:29.560 --> 0:38:31.399
<v Speaker 1>But I love you and that's all that matters.

0:38:31.760 --> 0:38:33.400
<v Speaker 2>Should we say yours out loud?

0:38:33.920 --> 0:38:34.160
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:38:34.600 --> 0:38:38.479
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm gonna leak that ship. Oh fuck, that fucking

0:38:38.480 --> 0:38:40.240
<v Speaker 2>directed everything everywhere all at once.

0:38:41.320 --> 0:38:44.040
<v Speaker 1>Probably your mom after having sex with me, because she's

0:38:44.040 --> 0:38:46.040
<v Speaker 1>so inspired because of house good sex with me?

0:38:46.160 --> 0:38:47.920
<v Speaker 2>Is that's impossible?

0:38:48.040 --> 0:38:51.960
<v Speaker 1>Have I ever told the bob odenkirk uh.

0:38:52.560 --> 0:38:57.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so, daughter story. No, maybe maybe while

0:38:57.560 --> 0:39:01.040
<v Speaker 2>we were in New York. Maybe if we haven't, let

0:39:01.080 --> 0:39:03.160
<v Speaker 2>us know, we'll tell it another time.

0:39:03.360 --> 0:39:06.840
<v Speaker 1>And if you're listening, hi, we're airing.

0:39:06.600 --> 0:39:09.200
<v Speaker 2>Your shit out. I don't think there was something I

0:39:09.239 --> 0:39:12.360
<v Speaker 2>talked about when we recorded the Scrapped episode in Japan

0:39:13.360 --> 0:39:14.880
<v Speaker 2>that I was like, Oh, I want to talk about

0:39:14.880 --> 0:39:19.880
<v Speaker 2>that now. Oh the dude who lived in my house

0:39:20.440 --> 0:39:25.040
<v Speaker 2>for like years and no one said anything. We basically

0:39:25.080 --> 0:39:28.160
<v Speaker 2>had a squatter in my fucking house for like what

0:39:28.360 --> 0:39:31.120
<v Speaker 2>felt like years, And I can talk about this shit

0:39:31.160 --> 0:39:33.759
<v Speaker 2>because it was actually really scary and he would like off.

0:39:33.880 --> 0:39:36.000
<v Speaker 2>It was literally like a parasite vibe, like he was

0:39:36.239 --> 0:39:38.719
<v Speaker 2>like the movie parasite, Like he was a fucking parasite

0:39:38.719 --> 0:39:41.520
<v Speaker 2>in our house, and he would like offer my parents

0:39:42.000 --> 0:39:46.360
<v Speaker 2>to smoke crack out of like pinfoil tie. I know,

0:39:46.440 --> 0:39:48.960
<v Speaker 2>I know, but I'm saying like it was basically felt

0:39:49.000 --> 0:39:50.680
<v Speaker 2>like someone was living under your own yeah, and he

0:39:50.800 --> 0:39:52.960
<v Speaker 2>couldn't get him out of the fucking house, And like

0:39:53.880 --> 0:39:56.920
<v Speaker 2>just funny to think about. There's so many things that

0:39:56.920 --> 0:40:00.600
<v Speaker 2>happened in my fucking childhood that like are so insane,

0:40:00.640 --> 0:40:03.360
<v Speaker 2>but they were so normal to me because I was

0:40:03.400 --> 0:40:07.680
<v Speaker 2>experiencing them, and I was just like, Oh, everyone experiences this, right,

0:40:08.040 --> 0:40:09.920
<v Speaker 2>But then I grew up and I'm like, oh, that

0:40:10.040 --> 0:40:13.120
<v Speaker 2>was fucking crazy. Like they're like there's so much shit

0:40:13.200 --> 0:40:15.080
<v Speaker 2>that I literally just can't even talk about because I'm like,

0:40:15.800 --> 0:40:18.240
<v Speaker 2>that is so insane, and someone will get in trouble,

0:40:18.520 --> 0:40:21.160
<v Speaker 2>but that is just one of those moments where I'm like,

0:40:21.640 --> 0:40:23.400
<v Speaker 2>why didn't my parents just fucking kick him out? But

0:40:23.440 --> 0:40:25.520
<v Speaker 2>he was like refusing to leave. We literally had a

0:40:25.520 --> 0:40:29.000
<v Speaker 2>squadron in our house, and no one wants to interviewed

0:40:29.080 --> 0:40:30.920
<v Speaker 2>me about it, ask me questions about it. You can

0:40:30.960 --> 0:40:32.400
<v Speaker 2>ask me anything, yeah, anything.

0:40:33.360 --> 0:40:34.239
<v Speaker 1>How long was he there?

0:40:34.920 --> 0:40:35.799
<v Speaker 2>A little over a year?

0:40:38.960 --> 0:40:40.520
<v Speaker 1>Did you miss him when he was gone at first

0:40:40.560 --> 0:40:41.719
<v Speaker 1>and said not at all.

0:40:41.800 --> 0:40:44.279
<v Speaker 2>He stole things from me and sold them on eBay

0:40:45.040 --> 0:40:46.480
<v Speaker 2>baseball bat, baseball glove.

0:40:47.719 --> 0:40:51.279
<v Speaker 1>That's honestly, Yeah, did you know you didn't need that?

0:40:51.600 --> 0:40:56.000
<v Speaker 2>I did. Did you know on eBay? If you sell

0:40:56.080 --> 0:40:59.440
<v Speaker 2>one item and it's over six hundred dollars, now you

0:40:59.520 --> 0:41:02.240
<v Speaker 2>get a ninety nine K form that if you don't

0:41:02.280 --> 0:41:06.160
<v Speaker 2>file with the government that you can, you're basically committing

0:41:06.239 --> 0:41:08.720
<v Speaker 2>tax frauds. So if you saw it, yeah, it's one item,

0:41:08.760 --> 0:41:11.040
<v Speaker 2>and if you sell more than you see twenty five

0:41:11.080 --> 0:41:13.719
<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars and like six hundred items, Like, no one's

0:41:13.719 --> 0:41:15.640
<v Speaker 2>actually doing that except for like people who know what

0:41:15.680 --> 0:41:18.880
<v Speaker 2>they're doing. Just a little fun fact, so be careful

0:41:18.960 --> 0:41:20.319
<v Speaker 2>the deep hop girlies out there.

0:41:20.360 --> 0:41:24.399
<v Speaker 1>You're over, You're done, and I'm snitching. Next person who

0:41:24.760 --> 0:41:27.759
<v Speaker 1>highballs are like, is over selling something for more than

0:41:27.800 --> 0:41:33.160
<v Speaker 1>it's reports? Oh oh, you think you think you're about

0:41:33.160 --> 0:41:36.600
<v Speaker 1>to get eighty dollars or your ed hardy zip up.

0:41:36.719 --> 0:41:39.759
<v Speaker 1>But what you're gonna get is a seasoned assist and

0:41:40.040 --> 0:41:42.239
<v Speaker 1>a notation from the IRS saying.

0:41:42.000 --> 0:41:45.359
<v Speaker 2>You owe eight hundred dollars for unpaid taxes. Let's talk

0:41:45.400 --> 0:41:46.880
<v Speaker 2>about it, let's talk about it.

0:41:46.960 --> 0:41:50.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and next next time somebody declines my low ball,

0:41:52.160 --> 0:41:55.240
<v Speaker 1>you're done. I recently had to make a new account

0:41:55.440 --> 0:41:58.040
<v Speaker 1>because I was like, damn, how embarrassing if somebody like

0:41:58.080 --> 0:42:01.120
<v Speaker 1>outs me for low balling the fuck out of because honestly,

0:42:01.120 --> 0:42:03.279
<v Speaker 1>at this point, I do it for fun, Like if

0:42:03.320 --> 0:42:06.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm being honest like high, it's like fun and I

0:42:06.440 --> 0:42:08.399
<v Speaker 1>know it's like awful and in a noise people, because

0:42:08.400 --> 0:42:10.120
<v Speaker 1>I have a homieho sells shit all the time, and

0:42:10.160 --> 0:42:12.400
<v Speaker 1>it's like, that is the worst shit ever when somebody

0:42:12.440 --> 0:42:13.799
<v Speaker 1>like low balls the fuck out of me, because I

0:42:13.840 --> 0:42:18.040
<v Speaker 1>know they're just trolling and pushing their luck, that would

0:42:18.040 --> 0:42:18.239
<v Speaker 1>be me.

0:42:18.320 --> 0:42:19.680
<v Speaker 2>It takes one to know one.

0:42:20.160 --> 0:42:23.440
<v Speaker 1>It's fun. It's fun, like you really, That's the funny thing.

0:42:23.480 --> 0:42:25.960
<v Speaker 1>Is you really think I'm about to spend five hundred

0:42:26.000 --> 0:42:29.720
<v Speaker 1>dollars on your beat up, stinky, fucking ballerina flats. Nope,

0:42:31.400 --> 0:42:32.839
<v Speaker 1>if I'm high, I just might.

0:42:33.760 --> 0:42:36.040
<v Speaker 2>I was about to say, you have bought like eighteen

0:42:36.080 --> 0:42:38.120
<v Speaker 2>pairs of those things and they I need to stop.

0:42:38.200 --> 0:42:38.920
<v Speaker 1>I need to stop it.

0:42:39.760 --> 0:42:40.680
<v Speaker 2>The ballet addiction.

0:42:41.040 --> 0:42:44.000
<v Speaker 1>The ballet flat specifically like has such.

0:42:43.800 --> 0:42:46.280
<v Speaker 2>A grip on this croquette as fuck.

0:42:46.680 --> 0:42:46.759
<v Speaker 3>Bro.

0:42:46.880 --> 0:42:51.720
<v Speaker 1>You always say croquette, but you mean coquette. Oh yeah,

0:42:51.840 --> 0:42:53.440
<v Speaker 1>Like I wish I had powers.

0:42:53.160 --> 0:42:55.480
<v Speaker 2>And I could just I have so much shit to

0:42:55.480 --> 0:42:57.600
<v Speaker 2>talk about. It's crazy, and I talk about two things

0:42:57.640 --> 0:43:01.640
<v Speaker 2>and you've been dead silent. Okay.

0:43:02.440 --> 0:43:05.000
<v Speaker 1>My friend sent me a picture of bad Baby and

0:43:05.080 --> 0:43:08.560
<v Speaker 1>said Drew said any and Miami, and then our friend

0:43:08.640 --> 0:43:11.320
<v Speaker 1>said Anya, she didn't find the nineteen seventy five.

0:43:11.560 --> 0:43:13.359
<v Speaker 2>Okay. But I don't need to be real. I need

0:43:13.360 --> 0:43:14.880
<v Speaker 2>to be Coca Cola.

0:43:15.320 --> 0:43:19.200
<v Speaker 1>I hate that that's something you You're like, I have

0:43:19.600 --> 0:43:22.200
<v Speaker 1>so many things to talk about, like so much to

0:43:22.239 --> 0:43:22.959
<v Speaker 1>get my plan.

0:43:23.280 --> 0:43:24.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't need to be real. I need to be

0:43:24.840 --> 0:43:26.919
<v Speaker 2>Coca Cola. I don't need to be real.

0:43:27.000 --> 0:43:27.680
<v Speaker 1>I need to be.

0:43:29.120 --> 0:43:32.399
<v Speaker 2>Euthanized. She was fucking spitting when she said I need

0:43:32.440 --> 0:43:36.160
<v Speaker 2>to be Coca Cola, because like, have you ever had Yes,

0:43:36.200 --> 0:43:40.600
<v Speaker 2>have you ever had a Coca Cola before? That's all

0:43:40.640 --> 0:43:41.680
<v Speaker 2>you need to know to fuck.

0:43:41.800 --> 0:43:56.960
<v Speaker 1>Like, Oh, I'm gonna attack you. You are so beautiful. Oh.

0:44:00.200 --> 0:44:01.880
<v Speaker 2>We started talking about this at the very end of

0:44:01.880 --> 0:44:04.759
<v Speaker 2>the last episode. We've been way too much together and

0:44:04.840 --> 0:44:07.439
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how we're not bored of each other yet.

0:44:08.000 --> 0:44:12.160
<v Speaker 2>It's crazy. I know. Lately there's been like a little

0:44:12.200 --> 0:44:15.480
<v Speaker 2>bit of tension between No No, like a little tension,

0:44:15.600 --> 0:44:18.719
<v Speaker 2>but like it's like not even noticeable enough. It's just

0:44:18.760 --> 0:44:21.480
<v Speaker 2>like we need our space. We need to go back

0:44:21.480 --> 0:44:23.200
<v Speaker 2>to Texas. You need to go back to Miami.

0:44:23.480 --> 0:44:25.399
<v Speaker 1>I do feel it like we're both at the point

0:44:25.400 --> 0:44:28.840
<v Speaker 1>where like the slightest thing to one another it's like okay,

0:44:28.880 --> 0:44:29.399
<v Speaker 1>and it's like.

0:44:29.360 --> 0:44:33.040
<v Speaker 2>I just I'm not I am not engaging in this,

0:44:33.480 --> 0:44:35.759
<v Speaker 2>or we'll call each other out on our bullshit way more.

0:44:35.840 --> 0:44:39.600
<v Speaker 2>But it's like fun. It's like fun. But yeah, like

0:44:39.840 --> 0:44:42.040
<v Speaker 2>you know what, it's toxico.

0:44:42.680 --> 0:44:43.560
<v Speaker 1>We should get those on.

0:44:44.000 --> 0:44:45.400
<v Speaker 2>I want that so.

0:44:45.280 --> 0:44:47.200
<v Speaker 1>Bad next time the fair comes around. You don't have

0:44:47.440 --> 0:44:55.160
<v Speaker 1>MYSA top our Shirtsxico. But we oh wait, somebody somebody

0:44:55.239 --> 0:44:58.520
<v Speaker 1>posted and was like this is me and you and

0:44:58.560 --> 0:45:02.879
<v Speaker 1>it's like chis moosa virus instead of coronavirus. That's literally

0:45:03.920 --> 0:45:05.520
<v Speaker 1>just in case you didn't know, it was a reference

0:45:05.520 --> 0:45:07.160
<v Speaker 1>to coronavirus.

0:45:07.200 --> 0:45:07.759
<v Speaker 2>I got it.

0:45:08.080 --> 0:45:11.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, yeah, sure. But you know what it shows

0:45:11.520 --> 0:45:13.359
<v Speaker 1>the most is in the car, and that's what I

0:45:13.400 --> 0:45:15.920
<v Speaker 1>was leading into in the last episode. It's like in

0:45:16.000 --> 0:45:18.600
<v Speaker 1>the car, that's when I realized, like, damn, we don't

0:45:18.640 --> 0:45:21.400
<v Speaker 1>have ship to say to each other anymore, because like, look.

0:45:21.239 --> 0:45:23.520
<v Speaker 2>At that Toyota. Look at that n Oh my god.

0:45:23.520 --> 0:45:27.120
<v Speaker 1>The new Volkswagon. Yeah wow wow, it almost has the

0:45:27.160 --> 0:45:28.560
<v Speaker 1>body of an Audie. That's fair.

0:45:28.760 --> 0:45:33.439
<v Speaker 2>It's really interesting because like Audi and Volkswagen are owned

0:45:33.480 --> 0:45:36.120
<v Speaker 2>by the same people now, like Audio owns Volkswagens, so

0:45:36.239 --> 0:45:41.280
<v Speaker 2>like their cars are just basically cheaper Audies. Yeah, oh,

0:45:41.360 --> 0:45:43.360
<v Speaker 2>you know what I just thought about, Audie, suck my

0:45:43.440 --> 0:45:44.320
<v Speaker 2>fucking balls.

0:45:45.520 --> 0:45:49.560
<v Speaker 1>It's funny because the people who would even correct you

0:45:49.800 --> 0:45:58.680
<v Speaker 1>probably don't have the car, like oh oh oh the

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<v Speaker 1>thing in the car back to the car is because

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<v Speaker 1>we were talking about that. I just thought of this

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<v Speaker 1>as one of the tension moments where like I neither

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<v Speaker 1>of us spoke, but like I or it was just

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<v Speaker 1>me being annoyed, because I was just like annoyed. But

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<v Speaker 1>it was like we were driving and we were twelve

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<v Speaker 1>minutes away from the garden, and I was like text

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<v Speaker 1>a rund that we're twelve minutes away, but you were

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of telling me something looking something up

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<v Speaker 1>and you go yeah, okay, and then like I saw

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<v Speaker 1>that you weren't doing it. I was like, no, tell her,

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<v Speaker 1>We're told minutes away, and you were like yeah, after this,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you kept talking and I could feel like

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<v Speaker 1>the slightest budget of tension because I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you were going for we are going. You were going

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<v Speaker 1>forth on, like looking your thing up, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know what we were talking about what we were

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<v Speaker 1>looking at.

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<v Speaker 2>See, that's why we're spending too much time together because

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<v Speaker 2>we don't even know what we fucking talk about anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I actually couldn't tell you what we were talking

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<v Speaker 2>about three minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, that's because you have object permanence and issues

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<v Speaker 1>of that nature, because you have mental disorders.

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<v Speaker 5>And that's the difference. That's the word between us is

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<v Speaker 5>I wake up and I'm normal, and you you wake

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<v Speaker 5>up and you're so confused and you forget everything you

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<v Speaker 5>have to do all the time because you have issues.

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<v Speaker 2>And that is us talking to you. ADHD freak bitches

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<v Speaker 2>out there. If you have ADHD, you fucking disgusted me.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk to there. You are losers people who have ADHD.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel bad for them.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel bad for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, I literally can't imagine a life where I

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<v Speaker 1>don't forget something immediately, Like I literally crave that so much,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't plan.

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<v Speaker 2>I need ADHD to survive. Like if I didn't have it,

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<v Speaker 2>like I actually don't know what I would be, it

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<v Speaker 2>would be so you would probably be normal in Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>And you would be like happy, yeah, yeah, right right right.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn this shit got dark though. Well wait wait wait

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<v Speaker 2>wait wait wait, let's see. Let's look read one more

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<v Speaker 2>thing from my list. Umm Drake album mid Us Fuck yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>umm oh this is a good one. There are siduals

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<v Speaker 2>everywhere inside your iPhones. Demonic presence throwing them away. They're

0:48:17.000 --> 0:48:20.840
<v Speaker 2>mind control only podcasts out to listen to emergency intercom

0:48:21.120 --> 0:48:23.360
<v Speaker 2>Without us, you will fail. But there are siduals inside

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<v Speaker 2>your iPhone. Look at this. Let me show you. It's

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<v Speaker 2>really interesting. Actually, schedule iPhone motherboard.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my fucking stomach hurts so bad. I'm like, oh,

0:48:37.440 --> 0:48:39.960
<v Speaker 1>my stomach hurts, and it's because I had McDonald's last night,

0:48:40.000 --> 0:48:42.680
<v Speaker 1>Taco Bell and then Chipotle today. Like I actually treat

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<v Speaker 1>my body like I'm fucking thirteen or something.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so disgusting and we have no control over ourselves.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really really bad. Where the fun I like, throw your.

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<v Speaker 1>iPhone dot that on the plane in Japan.

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot I did that. I air dropped this photo

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<v Speaker 2>to like two hundred people on the airplane. They have

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<v Speaker 2>no idea what this means.

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<v Speaker 1>I would not know what the fuck I was looking

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<v Speaker 1>at if that was sent to me. Oh, to circle

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<v Speaker 1>back to you saying, why is every video of people cheating,

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<v Speaker 1>like confronting their cheating partner in the car? You know

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<v Speaker 1>what it is is a big sign if you are

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<v Speaker 1>your I think I said this. If you're your boyfriend

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<v Speaker 1>or girlfriend or partner's chauffeur, that already is a bad sign.

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<v Speaker 1>But specifically, like if you are dating a man and

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<v Speaker 1>like you're driving him around, he's a cheater, like he's

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<v Speaker 1>bounced cheat. And then somebody said, oh, so we fully

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<v Speaker 1>said this, but I'm only repeating that to get to

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<v Speaker 1>my next point. Somebody made a comment about this, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, this, fingernails taste good right now, I know

0:49:54.680 --> 0:49:59.399
<v Speaker 1>they taste salty and gross and brind your fingers brind

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<v Speaker 1>because you don't good. But somebody was like, oh, if

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<v Speaker 1>your boyfriend doesn't automatically give you the booth seat, he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't give a fuck. About you and he's in a

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<v Speaker 1>cheat on you and that's like, yeah, that's how you

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<v Speaker 1>know he's gonna cheat on you if that's the case.

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<v Speaker 1>And I just thought to bring that back up because

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<v Speaker 1>it is true. Like if I am going out to

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<v Speaker 1>eat with you and you're not giving me the booth automatically, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I need the booth. I need the booth with

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<v Speaker 2>my back facing the wall so I can protect everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not kidding. I'm like a fucking dog or a cat,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I have to be in the corner of the

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<v Speaker 2>room so I can see everything I hate with my

0:50:40.880 --> 0:50:43.800
<v Speaker 2>back facing the door and all the windows out to

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<v Speaker 2>the street, because how do you know when the killer

0:50:45.440 --> 0:50:46.040
<v Speaker 2>is coming in.

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<v Speaker 1>The killer tonight? That's kind of my.

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<v Speaker 2>That is it's so fucking expensive, though.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it is. Really, I didn't realize how expensive

0:50:55.320 --> 0:50:57.520
<v Speaker 1>it was until we went that last time. Now we

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<v Speaker 1>used to like really run Typhus be our spot for

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<v Speaker 1>a second.

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<v Speaker 2>No rights, it should be uh get into media right

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<v Speaker 2>right right? Okay? For music, I have angel Core Part

0:51:12.120 --> 0:51:21.360
<v Speaker 2>two by Team Mechano. Oh wait, where is it? Unlinking

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<v Speaker 2>by tech Lindo and uh in between a Mason's Mansions

0:51:35.239 --> 0:51:41.200
<v Speaker 2>in between a mansion's gates. Arrow grows, m Um. Those

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<v Speaker 2>are more schizophrenic music that I really love. Oh it is, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it literally is. And then for shows, I've been watching

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<v Speaker 2>Yu Gi O g X and it's been terrible. That

0:51:58.840 --> 0:52:01.200
<v Speaker 2>show fucking sucks and I'm addicted to it and I

0:52:01.239 --> 0:52:04.359
<v Speaker 2>love it and I watch it every single night over

0:52:04.400 --> 0:52:07.160
<v Speaker 2>and over again. It's really bad for me, and it

0:52:07.239 --> 0:52:09.360
<v Speaker 2>makes me want to play Yu gi Oh, which is

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<v Speaker 2>the entire point of the show where I'm like, Oh,

0:52:11.600 --> 0:52:14.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna buy U gi oh cards and play Yu

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<v Speaker 2>gi Oh, But I know I would do it for

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<v Speaker 2>five seconds and get bored like everything I do, because

0:52:20.320 --> 0:52:23.080
<v Speaker 2>my brain is fucking awful and I can't do anything

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<v Speaker 2>for more than five minutes without getting bored of it.

0:52:25.239 --> 0:52:27.880
<v Speaker 2>And I have no passions anymore, and nothing excites me,

0:52:27.920 --> 0:52:30.080
<v Speaker 2>and I have zero pleasure in anything that I used

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<v Speaker 2>to have pleasure doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Just play Fortnite.

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<v Speaker 2>Getting a win in Fortnite is better than orgasmine. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it literally is.

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<v Speaker 1>It is, genuinely because you know what, like I could

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<v Speaker 1>see if like the if the orgasm happened after forty

0:52:46.440 --> 0:52:51.240
<v Speaker 1>minutes of foreplay, that is the equivalenta of a Fortnite win. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a Fortnite win is just like insane amount of like

0:52:54.880 --> 0:52:56.600
<v Speaker 1>for play to the point where you're like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even have to bone.

0:52:57.320 --> 0:53:00.960
<v Speaker 2>You, Like I can leave now literally anytime I've ever

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<v Speaker 2>had sex?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Well your media, baby?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I just don't think you guys deserve that

0:53:10.000 --> 0:53:16.240
<v Speaker 1>right now. So okay, Mine is My Life by Billy Joel.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still listening to Amplified Heart a lot by Everything,

0:53:21.320 --> 0:53:24.279
<v Speaker 1>but the Girl, which has been making my lis my

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<v Speaker 1>Discover weekly has sucked fucking balls the past two weeks.

0:53:27.600 --> 0:53:29.960
<v Speaker 1>And I don't understand because, like I've been listening to

0:53:30.040 --> 0:53:33.520
<v Speaker 1>like good music, and I think Spotify just has no

0:53:33.640 --> 0:53:36.200
<v Speaker 1>idea what to give me anymore. It's like, girl, you

0:53:36.239 --> 0:53:39.280
<v Speaker 1>have like gone to the Earth's end of the genres

0:53:39.320 --> 0:53:41.719
<v Speaker 1>you like, like just shut the fuck up. And that's

0:53:41.719 --> 0:53:45.320
<v Speaker 1>what it feels like, Spotify saying, yeah, it's like you

0:53:45.520 --> 0:53:47.880
<v Speaker 1>need oh you need more. I'm so sure you need more.

0:53:48.840 --> 0:53:51.520
<v Speaker 1>But oops by eight to Wait, State b York, I

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<v Speaker 1>Choose You. Chicago Gangsters Leap Day Night Scene one David Berman.

0:53:57.239 --> 0:54:00.640
<v Speaker 1>Nothing Natural by Lush Intercalaectic Love Song the duties and

0:54:00.719 --> 0:54:11.360
<v Speaker 1>paid Douglas boom by boom bye bye Drew. Oh, Drew disappeared,

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<v Speaker 1>He vanished. Drew did his mass vanishing act. Oh, you're

0:54:16.280 --> 0:54:25.239
<v Speaker 1>trying to put me bitch. I knew it. It was what.

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<v Speaker 1>That was what Drew dude. Yes, it was catiful