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Speaker 1: Welcome this episode of Emergency Intercolm.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hello.

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Speaker 1: Happy Black Friday, guys, sales, you got be on Friday.

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Speaker 1: This is for this Friday.

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Speaker 2: No, I thought it was like Friday Friday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Black Fridays after the Friday after Thanksgiving. You know

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Speaker 1: that somebody has never been on the mark.

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Speaker 2: To get the I'm just not poor, No.

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Speaker 1: But like Black Friday is a fun activity for everybody.

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Speaker 2: Shop at Black Friday.

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Speaker 1: On Black Friday, I go to see yours, Macy's, Bloomingdale's, Walmart.

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Speaker 2: What's wal Mart?

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Speaker 1: You've never been to Walmart?

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Speaker 2: Is that like a poor person? You know what?

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Speaker 1: Loki, You're like the Walmart version of Justin.

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Speaker 2: Oh you say, I'm the Walmart version of Justin Bieber.

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Speaker 2: I've actually never shot there, and you've probably shot there

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Speaker 2: a bunch in your life.

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Speaker 1: And that's why you know I would look like.

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Speaker 2: I look like Walmart Justin Bieber. But that guy Swedish,

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Speaker 2: I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: Why is he Swedish? In my head like, oh, of

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Speaker 1: course you have been to Walmart?

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Speaker 2: Oh of course, yeah, I don't know to do.

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Speaker 1: A Swedish Jackson was crazy. But I actually, while I

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Speaker 1: was watching the I was thinking about it. Like a

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Speaker 1: lot of my like ego and pride fully came from

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Speaker 1: my dad because we were not in the tax racket

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Speaker 1: to avoid Black Friday. Like also like not to say

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Speaker 1: like anybody could do Black Friday. Black Friday is fucking fun.

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Speaker 1: I love I am. I am top tier consumerists, so

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Speaker 1: a deal will have me buy something. Whether it's a

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Speaker 1: deal or not, I will probably buy it.

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Speaker 2: And this is literally advertising for Black Friday.

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Speaker 1: I know it's fucked up, but it's it's a ploy.

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Speaker 1: It's a ploy. They hike up the prices right before

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Speaker 1: so that they can drop them so you feel like

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Speaker 1: you're getting a deal. Newsflash, everyone's scramming.

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Speaker 2: Over it's all over stock. You know. It's just over

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Speaker 2: consumption and they print too much of what they think

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Speaker 2: everybody wants, and then at the end of the year

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Speaker 2: they sell it all off for pennies just so they

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Speaker 2: can cover their asses. Sewing Q four their numbers don't

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Speaker 2: flop in the entire economy tanks.

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Speaker 1: But with that being said, I just never did Black

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Speaker 1: Friday because my dad was like, that's like too crazy,

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Speaker 1: Like we can't do that. And then that's probably where

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Speaker 1: I got a lot of my like you've witnessed me

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Speaker 1: do it where I'm like, I can't do that, Like

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Speaker 1: I just can't explain. I just can't do that.

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Speaker 2: You literally were just doing it over cruises.

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Speaker 1: Like I just like in my head, I'm like, if

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it, I have to like I have

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Speaker 1: to do it with like a bit of a bang,

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Speaker 1: a bit of a pizzazz. You know. I'm the kind

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Speaker 1: of girl I walk into a room and I want

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Speaker 1: to I want y'alls to drop. I don't want people

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Speaker 1: to close their mouth and turn in whispers.

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Speaker 2: See, it's a real problem for me because when I

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Speaker 2: walk into the room, panties just drop. They just start dropping, man,

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Speaker 2: like everybody.

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Speaker 1: So that's it's also like.

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Speaker 2: A tsunami wave forms from all of like you know,

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Speaker 2: the squirt and the piss and the way. Oh you

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Speaker 2: know there, you've seen it happen at the nice guy.

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Speaker 2: I feel awesome right now, Like you're not real, You're

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Speaker 2: not real.

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Speaker 1: It's the lighting is scary you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're doing a night episode today because we were

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Speaker 2: supposed to film yesterday so we didn't have to film today,

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Speaker 2: and then we woke up this morning and we were like, fuck,

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Speaker 2: we can't film this morning. Because then it's busy and

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Speaker 2: I have the gym, and then now we're filming at night.

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Speaker 2: But it's like kind of a nice vibe. Honestly, the

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Speaker 2: lighting I can't tell on the camera, but in real

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Speaker 2: life looks insane, like it looks like it's gonna.

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Speaker 1: Suck insane like camera, it is like a little like

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Speaker 1: that light is a little more white than fluorescent, Like

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Speaker 1: it's pretty fluorescent, which is not a vibe. It's very scary.

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Speaker 1: And I can't believe technology we I can't believe we

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Speaker 1: were ever headed in a direction that we believed that

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Speaker 1: that few of like light.

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Speaker 2: Belongs to anywhere but in a hospital or cubicle. I

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Speaker 2: think it like like makes people more productive or something like.

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Speaker 2: I don't I don't know the signs behind it, but

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Speaker 2: get that ship out of my fucking.

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Speaker 1: House now, yeah, I don't believe it out of you

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Speaker 1: know what we mean? We need the lights that they

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Speaker 1: installed at the Pink Wall in the.

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Speaker 2: Anti night selfie lighting, so like when you take a

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Speaker 2: selfie at night, it turns you literally moss green. It's

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Speaker 2: fucking list.

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Speaker 1: I saw people we passed by the Pink Wall a

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Speaker 1: few nights ago. I don't remember why but I saw

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Speaker 1: people out there taking photos at I and I was like,

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Speaker 1: look at them, not letting anything stop them. Also, what's

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Speaker 1: gonna stop me from coming to the pink wall with

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Speaker 1: a big, fat ass up?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't know. Why do you jump

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Speaker 2: to violance because I mean eco terrorists?

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Speaker 1: Why do you like but this planet treats too good?

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Speaker 1: Why do you want to do that?

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Speaker 2: No that I'm fighting for the planet.

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Speaker 1: Well, don't hurt the ones you.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna fly drones into the power grid and shut everything.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would love to see that, Like,

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Speaker 1: I would literally love to see video that. Do you

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Speaker 1: know how good that would sound? It would be like

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Speaker 1: all of.

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Speaker 2: That's a good one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Also I need I think I'm done. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: didn't say anything just now that was crazy.

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Speaker 2: I'm done.

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Speaker 1: I've been watching a lot like if you know.

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Speaker 2: Me, if you know my only my only one, stupid, big,

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Speaker 2: so useful. I'm so happy. That's funny. How I'm happy?

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. No, but you're mad, I'm happy.

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Speaker 1: No, you're mad.

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Speaker 2: It's funny because I'm happy. I'm not mad. I'm happy.

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Speaker 1: Oh but I have seen you, the true you, and

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Speaker 1: I know you're not happy girl. Okay, this is like

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Speaker 1: scaring me because I'm like burning like everything around it.

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Speaker 1: This like your little candle is like scaring my other ones.

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Speaker 1: But my big issue, my one fatal flaw, is that

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Speaker 1: I am obsessed with plane crashes. It's like there there

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Speaker 1: are those videos that like, Okay, to be fair, like

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Speaker 1: I am just like genuinely like curious because with something

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Speaker 1: talking about my fascination with all these like modes of

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Speaker 1: transportations before. But what's crazy about planes is like accidents

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Speaker 1: had to happen for them to know to fix certain things,

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Speaker 1: which is terrifying. And like also all of these are

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Speaker 1: like kind of like when the first boom of like

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Speaker 1: public aviation started like that that's what I'm like watching,

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Speaker 1: and it's like, dude, this is like all these like

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Speaker 1: pilots were just.

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Speaker 2: Like I wish we could still smoke on the airplanes.

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Speaker 2: Like that's that's a crazy ass vibe that our parents

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Speaker 2: probably smoked on it not probably smoked on an airplane,

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Speaker 2: but had they wanted to, could have smoked on an airplane.

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Speaker 2: That says we need to bring back indoor smoking. And

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Speaker 2: that's what I've taken. They're taking everything away from us.

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Speaker 1: Somebody was saying. Somebody replied, the people are saying, so

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Speaker 1: the people, they're saying that it is nasty that I

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Speaker 1: smoked cigarettes. But I am saying it is nasty that

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Speaker 1: you have the audacity to come up to me smelling

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Speaker 1: like the ass crack of a fucking box of fruit loops. Yep,

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Speaker 1: and I'm the nasty one. No, I smell like an adult.

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Speaker 1: I smell like I'm paying my taxes. I smell like

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Speaker 1: I'm filling my car up. You smell like you just

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Speaker 1: wag into a sticky, spit filled ball pit and went

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Speaker 1: to the bottom and used the bottom. Your nails are

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Speaker 1: long enough that you scrape the carpet that's under the

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Speaker 1: ball pit, and it all the crumbs from all the

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Speaker 1: sludge and nasty jolly rancher stickiness that chicky cheese is

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Speaker 1: under your nails. And now you're coming up to me

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Speaker 1: smelling like I'm just offended. Like we need to bring

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Speaker 1: smoking real smoking.

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Speaker 2: We need to bring showering back, make showering great again.

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Speaker 1: Bro, you don't shower show wis today?

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Speaker 2: Actually? Why? Because I was stinky as fuck and I

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Speaker 2: was like, I cannot go to the gym smelling like

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Speaker 2: this because once I start sweating, it's gonna be bad

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Speaker 2: for everybody around me.

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Speaker 1: Game over, You're gonna to the gym.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So then I showered lightly, and then I showered

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Speaker 2: up the gym.

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Speaker 1: Lightly, a light shower that sounds like you didn't get

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Speaker 1: between those cheeks.

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Speaker 2: I watched. I washed everything. I even washed my legs

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Speaker 2: because I saw like a Jubilee video of someone asking

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Speaker 2: if someone watching when I literally don't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew. I was like, Jude doesn't watch his legs.

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Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck, and I will never wash

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Speaker 2: my legs because literally, watch the soap from your body

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Speaker 2: go down your legs, like watch it happen. It literally happens.

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Speaker 2: But anyways, I washed my legs because I was like,

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Speaker 2: you know what, I'm a grown asked man, I should

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Speaker 2: watch my but that's I have that written down though.

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Speaker 2: Funnily enough that like it's insane that the washing your

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Speaker 2: ass crack is even a conversation online because I feel

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Speaker 2: like it's not real, Like I I cannot, for the

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Speaker 2: life of me imagining like imagine someone not washing their

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Speaker 2: ass crack, Like it doesn't make sense. It's never it

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Speaker 2: doesn't register with me, and I have always done that,

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Speaker 2: but like, I just don't have a lot of experience

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Speaker 2: with straight men.

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Speaker 1: That just has to be a part of the anti

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Speaker 1: men propaganda agenda, Like like that has to be a

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Speaker 1: part of that, because I genuinely like haven't met but

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Speaker 1: I will say, like straight man's hygiens like is lacking,

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Speaker 1: because even the ones who claim to be straight that

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Speaker 1: I know their hygiene is lacking.

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Speaker 2: Stinky ass boys, I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: You, bitch.

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Speaker 3: Oh, so if your hygiene is lacking and you're like

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Speaker 3: you take care of yourself very well, like not saying

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Speaker 3: that you stink or whatever, but like not washing your bed.

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Speaker 1: Sheets and whatnot, yes, and not washing your hands after

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Speaker 1: you pee. Like girl, you add that on top of

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Speaker 1: being a straight man who like punches holes in the world,

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Speaker 1: who just for some reason isn't taught this from that Like.

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Speaker 2: Damn, maybe you don't.

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Speaker 1: You were living in a scent bubble of your.

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Speaker 2: Own, you know what. I'm kind of like, I kind

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Speaker 2: of like you stinky, Like get over here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we've talked about this because like some stink

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Speaker 1: is good, Like okay, because we we okay. When I say,

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Speaker 1: I'm always like, oh, it smells musty in here, and

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Speaker 1: you sometimes will be like, yeah, there's like a musk.

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Speaker 1: But do you separate the words musk and musty like

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Speaker 1: and must.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I just think I mishear you. But there's a

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Speaker 2: very big difference between musty and musk, Like musk like.

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Speaker 1: Musky is like I am gonna literally start doing this.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the star on top of that tree

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Speaker 1: right now. If you don't, you know, put something else

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Speaker 1: on your mind's differently. But I must you know what, Sometimes.

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Speaker 1: No, it was like deafening silent. For a second, there

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Speaker 1: Because all of our friends were in the house for

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Speaker 2: Loud as fuck all the fucking time.

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Speaker 1: Hater.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a hater. I don't give a fuck. I

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Speaker 2: There's flaw number one. But I was on Instagram reels

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Speaker 1: Yes, it gives me like a really icky feeling.

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Speaker 1: You know what that feels like? It's like what we're describing.

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Speaker 2: Like that, which going to the DMV? Did he go

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Speaker 2: there to a nice station? Back to the DMV, From

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Speaker 2: the DMV to the lot, back to the DMV, back

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Speaker 2: he's been one hundred and forty five dollars in ubers.

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Speaker 2: Not crazy. I think he got his car maybe now,

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Speaker 2: But this was at like four and he was like,

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Speaker 2: I'm freaking the fuck out. Is that not insane? Stop?

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Speaker 1: I'm so scared.

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Speaker 2: You need to get that shit figured out. There's a

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Speaker 2: It's bad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad would literally at this point fucking throw

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Speaker 2: And it's deserved. It truly is desserve.

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Speaker 1: We probably scared our neighbors yesterday really bad. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: Sure?

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Speaker 1: So it was a movie because all of my bestest

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Speaker 1: It's over now, Like you see, last night was like

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Speaker 1: Bird's done like it's over, Like I'm I'm blowing up

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Speaker 2: Okay, now hold on, hold on?

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Speaker 1: What's all what is it? What's all this? Then? Is

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Speaker 2: What's this?

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Speaker 1: Then? Did you become like cheesy? What? Get like a

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Speaker 2: This man in ya They've got I'm a bit knackered today. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm a little bit tired, but I figured I would

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Speaker 1: Did you say knackered that it's like I'm a bit

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Speaker 1: tied that word. Yeah, yeah it is, but like carrying

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It just sounds like the carrying out

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Speaker 1: Eagles would do it. But last night was like a

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Speaker 2: It's not. It's literally not. Every time you do it,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like I and they like they do it. So

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Speaker 2: Me, and it's in it it's immediately container. What the

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Speaker 2: what's going on? No, it's in it to go container,

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Speaker 2: which is crazy. It's in a to go cup with

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Speaker 1: It on the gop while I'm kidding. Please don't. But

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Speaker 2: We're like, dude, this is like soad I need to

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Speaker 2: clarify their sober entirely. Oh yeah, I'm not like I'm

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Speaker 1: The we are not we and we do not actually

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Speaker 2: I believe I have to clarify that.

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Speaker 1: But I simply much well the people think we are

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Speaker 1: crazy and that we will drink and drive because we

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Speaker 2: Bro, we ever joke I have.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, yeah, like I just

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Speaker 2: Oh but that's different.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, being crossfadd versus being drunk is different. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: It so sometimes like they are so important to me,

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Speaker 1: It's literally the one time that I'm like, burn money,

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Speaker 1: I was to give you the whole time, like you

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Speaker 2: And why did Josiah immediately come home and show me

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Speaker 1: blasting what is it? What the fuck is that song?

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Speaker 1: It's a Billy Joel song. We you know, we had

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Speaker 1: to hit love never felt so good. But my wife,

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Speaker 1: I don't care, this is my and it was just

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Speaker 2: Meanwhile, I'm back home the entire time having a full

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Speaker 2: And then I was freezing and I was like, do

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Speaker 2: I can't get under my covers because it's only nine

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Speaker 2: fuck out. It was crazy.

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Speaker 1: I felt really bad. I didn't know what to do,

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Speaker 1: And then every time I went in the room, I

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Speaker 1: should have just gotten yes, bro, I would not give

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Speaker 1: you xanax. Bro.

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Speaker 2: How has Zanny's our coke? Bro?

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Speaker 1: Okay, no one talked to me about coke or xanax

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Speaker 1: because I am sober, Stop talking to me about it.

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Speaker 1: How coke?

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Speaker 2: Bro?

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Speaker 1: I'm so fucking hang in. What the fuck?

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Speaker 2: What was?

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Speaker 1: But yeah, it was just like a fun night.

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Speaker 2: Oh my prostate is literally spashming right now. I cannot

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00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:48,159
Speaker 2: believe we caught that live on the podcast. That was crazy. No,

441
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,400
Speaker 2: it hurts so bad.

442
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:50,760
Speaker 1: What does that even mean? Man?

443
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:54,080
Speaker 2: No, it's like that. It feels like someone is stabbing

444
00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 2: a knife on your up your asshole and it goes

445
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,600
Speaker 2: up into your guts. It's crazy. It's like it hurts

446
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,960
Speaker 2: so bad for like one second. And every once in

447
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,399
Speaker 2: a while, like maybe once every three or four months,

448
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,159
Speaker 2: it'll happen where it like happens a bunch and it's like,

449
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,320
Speaker 2: what the fuck is going on? I'm dying.

450
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,800
Speaker 1: Have you had your prostate checked?

451
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:13,400
Speaker 2: No?

452
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:14,920
Speaker 1: You had to do that.

453
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,920
Speaker 2: No, I'm not old as fuck. That's like, actually dudes

454
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,119
Speaker 2: are getting prostate cancer younger and younger.

455
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 1: Now, m h, it's the it's the microplastics.

456
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was reasoning behind it. I think it literally

457
00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:35,160
Speaker 2: is that or it's no, it is no, I swear

458
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,719
Speaker 2: to god it is. It was nicotine. It was like

459
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:40,359
Speaker 2: the increased use of nicotine in like younger, there is

460
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 2: not because if you if you break down the amount

461
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,320
Speaker 2: of nicotine in a puff bar compared to like the

462
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 2: amount of nicotine and the cigarettes our parents were smoking,

463
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,240
Speaker 2: it's like four times the amount and like one puff

464
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 2: bar like as one pack. Yeah, like you're smoking like

465
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,160
Speaker 2: a pack a day. Basically, It's crazy.

466
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 1: That's what was shocking when people were like, like a cigarette, I'm.

467
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,920
Speaker 2: Like, I'm analog.

468
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:10,400
Speaker 1: Hello, I'm just like you are judging me. Girl, You're

469
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,640
Speaker 1: smoking leachy puff bar martini on the rocks.

470
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:16,520
Speaker 2: Like Okay, Leachy is over. She's been over like me.

471
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,200
Speaker 1: When I was trying to like, I was like I

472
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,199
Speaker 1: can get a puff bar, like I can't put bar

473
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 1: like my friends, and I went out of leach Ice

474
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 1: and all of them made fun of me, and I

475
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,639
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I actually don't even need this,

476
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:25,359
Speaker 1: like you fucking freaks.

477
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:29,240
Speaker 2: Anyways, it was like the worst flavor ever invented. I

478
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 2: think lush Ice was a very big, big moment, obviously.

479
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:36,359
Speaker 1: I think that's what I was trying to gagering lush ice.

480
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 2: Because Leachy's gray and scary. It tastes like the color gray.

481
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:42,880
Speaker 2: It's crazy.

482
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 1: But yeah. Then I came home and then after like

483
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 1: our little walk, we were watching Saw. And while we

484
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,120
Speaker 1: were watching it, I turned everybody. I was like, wait,

485
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 1: I need everybody to go up and like do your

486
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,720
Speaker 1: self tape, like you're trying to get into this movie

487
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 1: right now, Like what is your self tape that you're.

488
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,920
Speaker 2: Turning in while I was having an anxiety.

489
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 1: Attacking, which I didn't contemplate because that was after the walk,

490
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 1: so I thought you were like chilling like post that.

491
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 1: I oh, but we like me and Ryan did a

492
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,960
Speaker 1: scene where it was like she had to kill me,

493
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 1: but like we were still best friends in the scene

494
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:22,680
Speaker 1: and that we were like yelling like please don't and

495
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,200
Speaker 1: it just got real. Literally both of us tear it

496
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 1: up because we were like, why did that feel real?

497
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,159
Speaker 1: Like I like and I was like, dude, you wouldn't

498
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 1: be able to kill me. She was like, I don't

499
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: think I could. And then we had a bonding moment

500
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 1: because we were like, I don't think I could.

501
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 2: I could kill you. Oh, I could kill her easily,

502
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:40,360
Speaker 2: I had before.

503
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 1: I've killed your ego.

504
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:48,400
Speaker 2: How about that, I've killed your pride. Your pride is damning.

505
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 2: This shirt I got from Japan. It's an Astro boy

506
00:24:55,520 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 2: front print with the cybernetic print on the back you

507
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 2: can't see and I don't care, but yeah, that's kind

508
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 2: of like the vibe lately, you know what I have

509
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 2: been thinking about that I think is so fucking cute

510
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,679
Speaker 2: and I'm so happy we do it and me even

511
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 2: like saying anything about it. It's gonna make it awkward now,

512
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 2: but the fact that every single night we say love

513
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 2: you to each other is so important to me, and

514
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,440
Speaker 2: I will never do it again after this moment because

515
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:28,959
Speaker 2: it's going to be like forced, but like it's very no.

516
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 1: I literally don't believe in going to bed in a

517
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: house with people without being either saying good night or

518
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:33,919
Speaker 1: love you.

519
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 2: It's important because I.

520
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 1: Was taught high super sistition that someone would come in

521
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 1: and kill all of us and then you would have

522
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,880
Speaker 1: not say I love you, and your parents would be dead.

523
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 1: Knock on wood, knock on woodknock on wood.

524
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 2: That's literally why I say it, because I'm like, what

525
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 2: if she dies in her sleep?

526
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,880
Speaker 1: I know, I'm like, what if I get killed? Sometimes

527
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 1: when I go to bed, I'm like, damn, there's a

528
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 1: chance somebody comes in this house of fucking stousany tonight.

529
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,679
Speaker 2: The craziest thing is it feels like this episode has

530
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,439
Speaker 2: been four hours and it's only twenty five minutes.

531
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 1: Twenty five minutes. Yeah, that's still pretty like crazy because

532
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 1: I don't feel like I've talked for twenty five minutes.

533
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 1: But speaking of death, we we've talked about like how

534
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 1: we just like have no like fight in us, like no, no, no, no,

535
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,120
Speaker 1: famish no, nothing, like I can't survive. I'll like, I'll

536
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,400
Speaker 1: I'll take myself.

537
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:18,440
Speaker 2: I will blow myself.

538
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was thinking about it.

539
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 2: I was like I like skinny in the famine. That's

540
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 2: like a.

541
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: Plus, bro, but like it literally like you probably won't

542
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 1: have Instagram, so now like it's like what's the point. Yeah,

543
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:37,640
Speaker 1: like you literally also like you won't have post.

544
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:41,400
Speaker 2: I'll be skinny in the commune. I'll be the skinniest

545
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 2: in the commune, the village.

546
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 1: But when I was with I want to read what

547
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,199
Speaker 1: I wrote because like, I don't know when I wrote this.

548
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 1: Let's see, the last time I updated this was at

549
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 1: one fifty three am a night two nights ago. I said,

550
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,040
Speaker 1: I like need to die a peaceful death because I

551
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 1: would be so pissed if I'm dying in a scenario

552
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 1: where I'm fighting for my life because I can't fight,

553
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: and I feel like I say this all the time,

554
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 1: but it pisses me off. Also, if I was in

555
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 1: a life or desk situation where I had to take

556
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 1: orders from somebody, I think I would just die. Like

557
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 1: I forgot what I was watching. I think I was

558
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 1: watching something where it was bitch. I was watching one

559
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 1: of the plane crash things where like the two pilots

560
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 1: like were talking to each other and telling each other

561
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 1: what to do, and I was like, that would piss

562
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: me off so fucking bad, like you think I'm not

563
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 1: trying to do my best to save my own life

564
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: right now. Like yeah, if I'm just like in a

565
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 1: scenario where it's like.

566
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 2: Put me in a situation. Ever, literally never put.

567
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,439
Speaker 1: Me in a situation. It will be put me in

568
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:45,719
Speaker 1: a situation. Yeah, Like my God, that would like actually

569
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: piss me the fuck off. If I was in a

570
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 1: burning house and somebody was like do this, like stop

571
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:56,919
Speaker 1: dropping a dumb like are you dumb? Guess what now,

572
00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:00,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like get the fabri that's in the house

573
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 1: and start fucking spraying you bitch, so that I could

574
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,399
Speaker 1: torture to that because you're but yeah, I just I can't.

575
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 1: I can't be in that kind of life or this situation.

576
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 1: I just need to like die like in my sleep

577
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: or something.

578
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, trying to think how I want to die. I

579
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,160
Speaker 2: don't want to die. I'm afraid of death. I'm afraid

580
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 2: of what comes after death. I like, actually, I take

581
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,679
Speaker 2: that back. I'm so okay with it. And if I

582
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 2: died in this moment, if God smited me and exploded

583
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:30,199
Speaker 2: me and got it on camera one, I would be

584
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 2: ig and Twitter famous like a trend in number one.

585
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 2: It would be fucking lit and because I would post it,

586
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 2: it would be the most iconic video of all time.

587
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 2: Like this dude talking about wanting to die get smited

588
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 2: by God and explodes on camera and it's uploaded. Dude.

589
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: The thing is I would fly out to New York

590
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: literally right after this and go be on Good Morning

591
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: America tomorrow morning. Like it would be that instant for me,

592
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 1: Like I would just like get.

593
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 2: You, would have it made.

594
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: My PR team would be on it. It would be like,

595
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 1: all right, so here's can we make money off of Yeah,

596
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 1: like how can we get this trending? How can we

597
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 1: make this a trend?

598
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 2: You can make a gofund me for my family, but

599
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 2: then keep it for yourself.

600
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: I was already that was like I like, thank you,

601
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 1: but like that.

602
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 2: Was I've been seeing this like trend where it's like

603
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 2: if I die, like all of my friends can just

604
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 2: completely lie on my name, like on everything and tell

605
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 2: the most vile lie ever, Like you can do it.

606
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, we also need to revert back to like the

607
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: mall shopping has gone to the like the internet and.

608
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 2: Like e commerce is over.

609
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, like we need to kill off e commerce other

610
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 1: than when we drop merch. Come on, like, yeah together,

611
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: we do not fall under this role. But ar like

612
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 1: my case, Like you can still buy my case. It's okay,

613
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: But we need to go back to the mall because

614
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: the day the ball that.

615
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 2: Was that was, I'm not kidding, one of the best

616
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 2: days of my entire life, if not, no, no, no, of

617
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 2: my year, if not in my entire life, Like just

618
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 2: going around being like Papa to all my high friends

619
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 2: and like going in and out of these stores and

620
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 2: being crazy. We walked into the dice and vacuum style

621
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 2: and it was so much fun to just fucking literally

622
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 2: they have like dust and dirt to throw on the

623
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 2: fucking ground and they like literally getting it. They I

624
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 2: don't know, they like pour dust and dirt all over

625
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 2: the floor and then you can practice vacuuming or see

626
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 2: which vacuum you like the most. And we were doing

627
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 2: that and having like a fucking goof and a blast

628
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 2: and a ball, and the dude noticed that they were

629
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 2: all like super fucking stoned out of their mind, and

630
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 2: I watched the thought click in his head and he

631
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 2: brought out next He was like, oh you like this,

632
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 2: Wait till you see this and he was like this

633
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 2: one has a laser and then everyone's like, oh, oh

634
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 2: my fucking god, laser vacuum.

635
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: And then I started to get excessension. I was like,

636
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: this is too much, like me to the worker, as

637
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: if he like had anything to do with like what

638
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: vacuums have become. I was like, honestly, this is too much,

639
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 1: Like this is pushing it, Like all of this is

640
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 1: pushing it, Like why am I going into a Dyson

641
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: store and like playing like pimp my ride like it's

642
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 1: a Tesla shop. Like it literally feels like being in

643
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 1: a Tesla store. It's like I want the the Matt

644
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 1: chrome for the bar, and then I want my laser

645
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 1: to be pink fluorescent pink. Like that's just like too much.

646
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 1: But it was the most fun shit ever. Also low key.

647
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 1: They are just making you do their cleanup.

648
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 5: Job, like oh yeah, I was thinking about that, and.

649
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: Then you were like while I was doing it, because

650
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 1: also I was the little test monkey. He was being

651
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: like like pushing the vacuum around, which was so lit

652
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: all eyes on me, really party vibe. But we are

653
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: such fucking losers, I know.

654
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 2: What, Like there's no way anybody is listening to this

655
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 2: and enjoying this out. What we need to do is

656
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 2: get American girl dolls. Those are fucking lit. But that's

657
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 2: another conversation.

658
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 1: I never had American girl dolls though. I was just

659
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 1: like a brass kind of girl. Like that was like

660
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: where m hm, my dolls went right right right right.

661
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 2: I was like a G I Joe.

662
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, guy, a g I Joe. And then you would

663
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 1: get your care bears like invaults in what way.

664
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 2: They would just play? I know I did. I literally,

665
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 2: I'm not joking. I would play with my sister's barbies.

666
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 2: I'm not joking. They would be under her bed in

667
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 2: her bedroom, and like a giant seven, you would play

668
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 2: with that because.

669
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 1: You would make the G I Joe and the Barbie hop.

670
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 2: Sea No, I would make the I would play with

671
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 2: their boobs on the Barbie dolls and I would just

672
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 2: like make them like eat each other out and ship.

673
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 2: It was like so fucking hot. But I would literally

674
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 2: play with barbies. It was. It was a crazy fucking vibe.

675
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 2: And I would do it in secrecy because I knew

676
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 2: if anybody saw me doing it, I would get in

677
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 2: so much trouble.

678
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 1: And why though, because toys should be for everybody. We

679
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: should literally every episode just drop like the most basic

680
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 1: like they like like girls should have respect. M M.

681
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: I'm saying that, like you you don't do that every episode.

682
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: You have done that every single episode since we started

683
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: to say the obvious and be like yeah, I said, it's.

684
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 2: Just something I've been thinking, like, way, you should smile more.

685
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 1: No, No, that's not a good one, Like that's not.

686
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 2: If you're depressed, just smile.

687
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 1: No dude, Okay, Well, well, like see, mine was a

688
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: banger because it was like this idea that like toys

689
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: do not necessarily lie within gender, and like gender norms

690
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: are odd. So mine was like a positive take, but

691
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: yours is like this like really weird take that, like

692
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 1: women should just be expected to be standing objects to

693
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 1: look good.

694
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,839
Speaker 2: Yeah I don't. I don't see a problem with that.

695
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 1: No, no, no, So girls.

696
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 2: Like think I have vaginas and booms that Chipotle is

697
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 2: in my stomach digestion.

698
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew with Drew. I got a

699
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,320
Speaker 1: Chipotle bewl for me and Drew to share because I

700
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,959
Speaker 1: think about my friends, and I was like, I don't

701
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: I'm not going to finish this whole bow. I'm gonna

702
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,839
Speaker 1: leave the rest for Drew, and he picked. He had

703
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,800
Speaker 1: the audacity to pick it up thirty minutes ago. That

704
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 1: would be my big fat ass.

705
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 2: That would be my big fat ass. That would be

706
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 2: my big fat ass.

707
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 1: You're like really good at it, like scares me. But

708
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 1: he had the audacity to pick it up thirty minutes ago,

709
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 1: as if it doesn't take him two to three hours

710
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: to digest anything that goes into his body since he

711
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:52,240
Speaker 1: has a concave thick layer of resin from his puff

712
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:59,800
Speaker 1: bar red forty dye from all the candies and fruit

713
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 1: to syrup. Oh wait, what, you have a hard shell

714
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 1: of semen lining your stomach?

715
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 2: Bro?

716
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,879
Speaker 1: If I got shot by like somebody, it wouldn't even

717
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: penetrate me because I just have like a thick layer

718
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: of semen all over my body at every waking moment.

719
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 1: I used to not take a shower after having sex.

720
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,280
Speaker 2: Which is fucking crazy.

721
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 1: No, but I always pee like I've never had a UTI,

722
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,839
Speaker 1: never had a UTI club. Not many people can say

723
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 1: that I am a champion. That's different, though, because that

724
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 1: lies on my partners being dirty, nasty monsters, and I

725
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: will continue to fuck them though, because it's good that

726
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: goes out to you, you know who you are. But yeah,

727
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,879
Speaker 1: I just used to just go to sleep. I used

728
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: to go pee and then be like, I'm going to see.

729
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 2: Now I cannot believe that.

730
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 1: And then I had the audacity to be like, do

731
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: not fucking sit on my can that's.

732
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 2: What you like, don't get an Inya's bed after anytime.

733
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 2: Don't just don't do it. It's all sticky and hard and.

734
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: Like if you want to go take a dive onto

735
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 1: my bed, your head would hit it and you would

736
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 1: be concussive.

737
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:19,800
Speaker 2: You know, you know, you know how like people awas

738
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 2: like if you like jump into water from like forty

739
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 2: feet or above, like it feels like concrete. That's how

740
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 2: your bed feels from four inches you jump onto it. Okay,

741
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 2: something no one is talking about, and it's actually it

742
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 2: blows my fucking mind that I did this, and it's

743
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 2: not a conversation being had at all, but the way

744
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 2: I fucking predicted everything everywhere, all at once. Actually I

745
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 2: would even go as far as saying inspired it and

746
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 2: gave them the entire idea to the movie You were crazy,

747
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 2: because I literally did. And we'll watch the clip right now.

748
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: Play the clip play the clip.

749
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 2: I'm about to try for the first time, wish me luck.

750
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, like you see everything, I was literally

751
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 2: everywhere and everything all at once. Just now. I think

752
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 2: I just experienced what it was like to be gone. Yep, okay,

753
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 2: so let's jump in. I'm a fucking genius and everything

754
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 2: I do is really important. And I'm sure future directors, writers, actors,

755
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,399
Speaker 2: whatever you are watching this, Like, I'm sure I've had

756
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 2: so many moments on this podcast where you're like, damn,

757
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,439
Speaker 2: he's a fucking genius and then it sprung a thought

758
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 2: into your brain and you've written entire script about it.

759
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 2: Give me my fucking flowers. I don't I don't need money.

760
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 2: I don't want the money. But like, bro, that's the

761
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 2: Daniel Brothers.

762
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:01,879
Speaker 1: What you want.

763
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 2: The Daniel Brothers even stole my fucking middle name, like

764
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 2: it's crazy, Like I gave them the movie and they

765
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 2: took my middle name. Like wait, what y'all are fucking crazy?

766
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 2: I'm done?

767
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:11,479
Speaker 1: Wait?

768
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 2: Who everything everywhere at once? I think they're the Daniel Brothers,

769
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 2: the Daniel Phillips. No, Andrew Daniel Phillips. Their name is

770
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 2: the Daniel Brothers.

771
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 1: What does that have to do with you.

772
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:25,839
Speaker 2: They stole my fucking middle name.

773
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, damn bunk middle name. If I'm being honest,

774
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,399
Speaker 1: But I love you and that's all that matters.

775
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,400
Speaker 2: Should we say yours out loud?

776
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: No?

777
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:38,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna leak that ship. Oh fuck, that fucking

778
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,240
Speaker 2: directed everything everywhere all at once.

779
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 1: Probably your mom after having sex with me, because she's

780
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: so inspired because of house good sex with me?

781
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 2: Is that's impossible?

782
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: Have I ever told the bob odenkirk uh.

783
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 2: I don't think so, daughter story. No, maybe maybe while

784
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 2: we were in New York. Maybe if we haven't, let

785
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 2: us know, we'll tell it another time.

786
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,840
Speaker 1: And if you're listening, hi, we're airing.

787
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 2: Your shit out. I don't think there was something I

788
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 2: talked about when we recorded the Scrapped episode in Japan

789
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 2: that I was like, Oh, I want to talk about

790
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:19,880
Speaker 2: that now. Oh the dude who lived in my house

791
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 2: for like years and no one said anything. We basically

792
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 2: had a squatter in my fucking house for like what

793
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 2: felt like years, And I can talk about this shit

794
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 2: because it was actually really scary and he would like off.

795
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 2: It was literally like a parasite vibe, like he was

796
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 2: like the movie parasite, Like he was a fucking parasite

797
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 2: in our house, and he would like offer my parents

798
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 2: to smoke crack out of like pinfoil tie. I know,

799
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 2: I know, but I'm saying like it was basically felt

800
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 2: like someone was living under your own yeah, and he

801
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 2: couldn't get him out of the fucking house, And like

802
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 2: just funny to think about. There's so many things that

803
00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 2: happened in my fucking childhood that like are so insane,

804
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 2: but they were so normal to me because I was

805
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 2: experiencing them, and I was just like, Oh, everyone experiences this, right,

806
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 2: But then I grew up and I'm like, oh, that

807
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 2: was fucking crazy. Like they're like there's so much shit

808
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 2: that I literally just can't even talk about because I'm like,

809
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,240
Speaker 2: that is so insane, and someone will get in trouble,

810
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 2: but that is just one of those moments where I'm like,

811
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 2: why didn't my parents just fucking kick him out? But

812
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 2: he was like refusing to leave. We literally had a

813
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 2: squadron in our house, and no one wants to interviewed

814
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 2: me about it, ask me questions about it. You can

815
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 2: ask me anything, yeah, anything.

816
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 1: How long was he there?

817
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 2: A little over a year?

818
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 1: Did you miss him when he was gone at first

819
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: and said not at all.

820
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 2: He stole things from me and sold them on eBay

821
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 2: baseball bat, baseball glove.

822
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 1: That's honestly, Yeah, did you know you didn't need that?

823
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 2: I did. Did you know on eBay? If you sell

824
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 2: one item and it's over six hundred dollars, now you

825
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,240
Speaker 2: get a ninety nine K form that if you don't

826
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 2: file with the government that you can, you're basically committing

827
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:08,720
Speaker 2: tax frauds. So if you saw it, yeah, it's one item,

828
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 2: and if you sell more than you see twenty five

829
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 2: thousand dollars and like six hundred items, Like, no one's

830
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 2: actually doing that except for like people who know what

831
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 2: they're doing. Just a little fun fact, so be careful

832
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 2: the deep hop girlies out there.

833
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:24,399
Speaker 1: You're over, You're done, and I'm snitching. Next person who

834
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 1: highballs are like, is over selling something for more than

835
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 1: it's reports? Oh oh, you think you think you're about

836
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: to get eighty dollars or your ed hardy zip up.

837
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: But what you're gonna get is a seasoned assist and

838
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: a notation from the IRS saying.

839
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,359
Speaker 2: You owe eight hundred dollars for unpaid taxes. Let's talk

840
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 2: about it, let's talk about it.

841
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, and next next time somebody declines my low ball,

842
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:55,240
Speaker 1: you're done. I recently had to make a new account

843
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 1: because I was like, damn, how embarrassing if somebody like

844
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: outs me for low balling the fuck out of because honestly,

845
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 1: at this point, I do it for fun, Like if

846
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:06,359
Speaker 1: I'm being honest like high, it's like fun and I

847
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,399
Speaker 1: know it's like awful and in a noise people, because

848
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: I have a homieho sells shit all the time, and

849
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 1: it's like, that is the worst shit ever when somebody

850
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,799
Speaker 1: like low balls the fuck out of me, because I

851
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 1: know they're just trolling and pushing their luck, that would

852
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: be me.

853
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 2: It takes one to know one.

854
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: It's fun. It's fun, like you really, That's the funny thing.

855
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 1: Is you really think I'm about to spend five hundred

856
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,720
Speaker 1: dollars on your beat up, stinky, fucking ballerina flats. Nope,

857
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 1: if I'm high, I just might.

858
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 2: I was about to say, you have bought like eighteen

859
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 2: pairs of those things and they I need to stop.

860
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 1: I need to stop it.

861
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 2: The ballet addiction.

862
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: The ballet flat specifically like has such.

863
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,280
Speaker 2: A grip on this croquette as fuck.

864
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 3: Bro.

865
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:51,720
Speaker 1: You always say croquette, but you mean coquette. Oh yeah,

866
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 1: Like I wish I had powers.

867
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 2: And I could just I have so much shit to

868
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 2: talk about. It's crazy, and I talk about two things

869
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 2: and you've been dead silent. Okay.

870
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: My friend sent me a picture of bad Baby and

871
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: said Drew said any and Miami, and then our friend

872
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:11,320
Speaker 1: said Anya, she didn't find the nineteen seventy five.

873
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,359
Speaker 2: Okay. But I don't need to be real. I need

874
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,880
Speaker 2: to be Coca Cola.

875
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: I hate that that's something you You're like, I have

876
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 1: so many things to talk about, like so much to

877
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:22,959
Speaker 1: get my plan.

878
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 2: I don't need to be real. I need to be

879
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,919
Speaker 2: Coca Cola. I don't need to be real.

880
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 1: I need to be.

881
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:32,399
Speaker 2: Euthanized. She was fucking spitting when she said I need

882
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 2: to be Coca Cola, because like, have you ever had Yes,

883
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 2: have you ever had a Coca Cola before? That's all

884
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 2: you need to know to fuck.

885
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 1: Like, Oh, I'm gonna attack you. You are so beautiful. Oh.

886
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,880
Speaker 2: We started talking about this at the very end of

887
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 2: the last episode. We've been way too much together and

888
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:07,439
Speaker 2: I don't know how we're not bored of each other yet.

889
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 2: It's crazy. I know. Lately there's been like a little

890
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 2: bit of tension between No No, like a little tension,

891
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 2: but like it's like not even noticeable enough. It's just

892
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 2: like we need our space. We need to go back

893
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 2: to Texas. You need to go back to Miami.

894
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:25,399
Speaker 1: I do feel it like we're both at the point

895
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,840
Speaker 1: where like the slightest thing to one another it's like okay,

896
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:29,399
Speaker 1: and it's like.

897
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 2: I just I'm not I am not engaging in this,

898
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 2: or we'll call each other out on our bullshit way more.

899
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 2: But it's like fun. It's like fun. But yeah, like

900
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 2: you know what, it's toxico.

901
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 1: We should get those on.

902
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 2: I want that so.

903
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: Bad next time the fair comes around. You don't have

904
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 1: MYSA top our Shirtsxico. But we oh wait, somebody somebody

905
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: posted and was like this is me and you and

906
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,879
Speaker 1: it's like chis moosa virus instead of coronavirus. That's literally

907
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: just in case you didn't know, it was a reference

908
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: to coronavirus.

909
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 2: I got it.

910
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, sure. But you know what it shows

911
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,359
Speaker 1: the most is in the car, and that's what I

912
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,920
Speaker 1: was leading into in the last episode. It's like in

913
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 1: the car, that's when I realized, like, damn, we don't

914
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: have ship to say to each other anymore, because like, look.

915
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 2: At that Toyota. Look at that n Oh my god.

916
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 1: The new Volkswagon. Yeah wow wow, it almost has the

917
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: body of an Audie. That's fair.

918
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:33,439
Speaker 2: It's really interesting because like Audi and Volkswagen are owned

919
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 2: by the same people now, like Audio owns Volkswagens, so

920
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:41,280
Speaker 2: like their cars are just basically cheaper Audies. Yeah, oh,

921
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 2: you know what I just thought about, Audie, suck my

922
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 2: fucking balls.

923
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: It's funny because the people who would even correct you

924
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 1: probably don't have the car, like oh oh oh the

925
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:02,720
Speaker 1: thing in the car back to the car is because

926
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 1: we were talking about that. I just thought of this

927
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: as one of the tension moments where like I neither

928
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 1: of us spoke, but like I or it was just

929
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: me being annoyed, because I was just like annoyed. But

930
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: it was like we were driving and we were twelve

931
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,919
Speaker 1: minutes away from the garden, and I was like text

932
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 1: a rund that we're twelve minutes away, but you were

933
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 1: in the middle of telling me something looking something up

934
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,959
Speaker 1: and you go yeah, okay, and then like I saw

935
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 1: that you weren't doing it. I was like, no, tell her,

936
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: We're told minutes away, and you were like yeah, after this,

937
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: and then you kept talking and I could feel like

938
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,919
Speaker 1: the slightest budget of tension because I was like, yeah,

939
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 1: you were going for we are going. You were going

940
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 1: forth on, like looking your thing up, and I don't

941
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 1: even know what we were talking about what we were

942
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:39,799
Speaker 1: looking at.

943
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,839
Speaker 2: See, that's why we're spending too much time together because

944
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,720
Speaker 2: we don't even know what we fucking talk about anymore.

945
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 2: Like I actually couldn't tell you what we were talking

946
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 2: about three minutes.

947
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: Well, no, that's because you have object permanence and issues

948
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 1: of that nature, because you have mental disorders.

949
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,839
Speaker 5: And that's the difference. That's the word between us is

950
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 5: I wake up and I'm normal, and you you wake

951
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 5: up and you're so confused and you forget everything you

952
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 5: have to do all the time because you have issues.

953
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 2: And that is us talking to you. ADHD freak bitches

954
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 2: out there. If you have ADHD, you fucking disgusted me.

955
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 2: Let's talk to there. You are losers people who have ADHD.

956
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

957
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel bad for them.

958
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 2: I feel bad for you.

959
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I literally can't imagine a life where I

960
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: don't forget something immediately, Like I literally crave that so much,

961
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: but I don't plan.

962
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 2: I need ADHD to survive. Like if I didn't have it,

963
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 2: like I actually don't know what I would be, it

964
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 2: would be so you would probably be normal in Texas.

965
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 1: And you would be like happy, yeah, yeah, right right right.

966
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 2: Damn this shit got dark though. Well wait wait wait

967
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,839
Speaker 2: wait wait wait, let's see. Let's look read one more

968
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 2: thing from my list. Umm Drake album mid Us Fuck yeah, okay,

969
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 2: umm oh this is a good one. There are siduals

970
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 2: everywhere inside your iPhones. Demonic presence throwing them away. They're

971
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 2: mind control only podcasts out to listen to emergency intercom

972
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 2: Without us, you will fail. But there are siduals inside

973
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 2: your iPhone. Look at this. Let me show you. It's

974
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 2: really interesting. Actually, schedule iPhone motherboard.

975
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:37,399
Speaker 1: Oh my fucking stomach hurts so bad. I'm like, oh,

976
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 1: my stomach hurts, and it's because I had McDonald's last night,

977
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: Taco Bell and then Chipotle today. Like I actually treat

978
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: my body like I'm fucking thirteen or something.

979
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 2: It's so disgusting and we have no control over ourselves.

980
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:59,839
Speaker 2: It's really really bad. Where the fun I like, throw your.

981
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 1: iPhone dot that on the plane in Japan.

982
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,840
Speaker 2: I forgot I did that. I air dropped this photo

983
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 2: to like two hundred people on the airplane. They have

984
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 2: no idea what this means.

985
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 1: I would not know what the fuck I was looking

986
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 1: at if that was sent to me. Oh, to circle

987
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:20,800
Speaker 1: back to you saying, why is every video of people cheating,

988
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: like confronting their cheating partner in the car? You know

989
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 1: what it is is a big sign if you are

990
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,360
Speaker 1: your I think I said this. If you're your boyfriend

991
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 1: or girlfriend or partner's chauffeur, that already is a bad sign.

992
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:37,440
Speaker 1: But specifically, like if you are dating a man and

993
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:41,800
Speaker 1: like you're driving him around, he's a cheater, like he's

994
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: bounced cheat. And then somebody said, oh, so we fully

995
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 1: said this, but I'm only repeating that to get to

996
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 1: my next point. Somebody made a comment about this, and

997
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, this, fingernails taste good right now, I know

998
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:59,399
Speaker 1: they taste salty and gross and brind your fingers brind

999
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 1: because you don't good. But somebody was like, oh, if

1000
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: your boyfriend doesn't automatically give you the booth seat, he

1001
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: doesn't give a fuck. About you and he's in a

1002
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 1: cheat on you and that's like, yeah, that's how you

1003
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 1: know he's gonna cheat on you if that's the case.

1004
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: And I just thought to bring that back up because

1005
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 1: it is true. Like if I am going out to

1006
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:25,800
Speaker 1: eat with you and you're not giving me the booth automatically, bitch,

1007
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 1: that's it.

1008
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 2: And I need the booth. I need the booth with

1009
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 2: my back facing the wall so I can protect everyone.

1010
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. I'm like a fucking dog or a cat,

1011
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:37,840
Speaker 2: Like I have to be in the corner of the

1012
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 2: room so I can see everything I hate with my

1013
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,800
Speaker 2: back facing the door and all the windows out to

1014
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 2: the street, because how do you know when the killer

1015
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 2: is coming in.

1016
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 1: The killer tonight? That's kind of my.

1017
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:53,319
Speaker 2: That is it's so fucking expensive, though.

1018
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,320
Speaker 1: I know it is. Really, I didn't realize how expensive

1019
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: it was until we went that last time. Now we

1020
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 1: used to like really run Typhus be our spot for

1021
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: a second.

1022
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 2: No rights, it should be uh get into media right

1023
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 2: right right? Okay? For music, I have angel Core Part

1024
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 2: two by Team Mechano. Oh wait, where is it? Unlinking

1025
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 2: by tech Lindo and uh in between a Mason's Mansions

1026
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 2: in between a mansion's gates. Arrow grows, m Um. Those

1027
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:47,399
Speaker 2: are more schizophrenic music that I really love. Oh it is, Oh,

1028
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 2: it literally is. And then for shows, I've been watching

1029
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 2: Yu Gi O g X and it's been terrible. That

1030
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 2: show fucking sucks and I'm addicted to it and I

1031
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:04,359
Speaker 2: love it and I watch it every single night over

1032
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 2: and over again. It's really bad for me, and it

1033
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,360
Speaker 2: makes me want to play Yu gi Oh, which is

1034
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 2: the entire point of the show where I'm like, Oh,

1035
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 2: I'm gonna buy U gi oh cards and play Yu

1036
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 2: gi Oh, But I know I would do it for

1037
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:20,240
Speaker 2: five seconds and get bored like everything I do, because

1038
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 2: my brain is fucking awful and I can't do anything

1039
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 2: for more than five minutes without getting bored of it.

1040
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 2: And I have no passions anymore, and nothing excites me,

1041
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 2: and I have zero pleasure in anything that I used

1042
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 2: to have pleasure doing.

1043
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,760
Speaker 1: Just play Fortnite.

1044
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 2: Getting a win in Fortnite is better than orgasmine. No,

1045
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 2: it literally is.

1046
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 1: It is, genuinely because you know what, like I could

1047
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:46,360
Speaker 1: see if like the if the orgasm happened after forty

1048
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:51,240
Speaker 1: minutes of foreplay, that is the equivalenta of a Fortnite win. Yeah,

1049
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 1: a Fortnite win is just like insane amount of like

1050
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: for play to the point where you're like, I don't

1051
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 1: even have to bone.

1052
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 2: You, Like I can leave now literally anytime I've ever

1053
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:01,840
Speaker 2: had sex?

1054
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,319
Speaker 1: Is that all right?

1055
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,520
Speaker 2: Well your media, baby?

1056
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I just don't think you guys deserve that

1057
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:16,240
Speaker 1: right now. So okay, Mine is My Life by Billy Joel.

1058
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:21,320
Speaker 1: I'm still listening to Amplified Heart a lot by Everything,

1059
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:24,279
Speaker 1: but the Girl, which has been making my lis my

1060
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:27,439
Speaker 1: Discover weekly has sucked fucking balls the past two weeks.

1061
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 1: And I don't understand because, like I've been listening to

1062
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 1: like good music, and I think Spotify just has no

1063
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 1: idea what to give me anymore. It's like, girl, you

1064
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:39,280
Speaker 1: have like gone to the Earth's end of the genres

1065
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 1: you like, like just shut the fuck up. And that's

1066
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 1: what it feels like, Spotify saying, yeah, it's like you

1067
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:47,880
Speaker 1: need oh you need more. I'm so sure you need more.

1068
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 1: But oops by eight to Wait, State b York, I

1069
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 1: Choose You. Chicago Gangsters Leap Day Night Scene one David Berman.

1070
00:53:57,239 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: Nothing Natural by Lush Intercalaectic Love Song the duties and

1071
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:11,360
Speaker 1: paid Douglas boom by boom bye bye Drew. Oh, Drew disappeared,

1072
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 1: He vanished. Drew did his mass vanishing act. Oh, you're

1073
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 1: trying to put me bitch. I knew it. It was what.

1074
00:54:25,560 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 1: That was what Drew dude. Yes, it was catiful