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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day mornings, that's twenties. Hello, well,

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Speaker 1: hello and God bless. My name is Father Frank Joseph Samboni.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from our lady of church and I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Drew. This is Drew. Well, hello, Drew, how

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Speaker 1: are you. I don't think we have had the pleasure

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Speaker 1: of actually meeting in person before, have we? No, we

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Speaker 1: have not. Okay, Well, I'm new to the church and

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Speaker 1: I know y'all haven't been in in a while. Your

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Speaker 1: wife was saying I talked to carry your wife and

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Speaker 1: she said that you would also like to do over

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Speaker 1: the phone confessional since yeah, min in in a while.

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Speaker 1: I got some SINSI mon confess and I said I

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Speaker 1: would give you a call and talk to you and

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Speaker 1: help so to counsel you through it if you need it. Well,

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Speaker 1: Father Frame, that means a ton to me. Yes, with

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Speaker 1: COVID and everything going on, I've definitely needed someone to

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Speaker 1: talk to. Yeah, well, that's why I'm here, and I

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Speaker 1: can't wait for you to get back in the church.

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Speaker 1: Apparently you guys used to go all the time, but

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Speaker 1: haven't been in. And I would love to see a

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Speaker 1: shining face on Sunday morning, because I'm gonna be I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be speaking soon and delivering the message, the good message.

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Speaker 1: So it'd be nice if you'd be in there, Okay,

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Speaker 1: we'd be happy to hear that. I would love for

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Speaker 1: you to be. And I've been doing these over the

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Speaker 1: phone confessionals quite a bit lately. And let me tell

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Speaker 1: you some of the stuff that I'm hearing. It's crazy.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think that this COVID thing has got

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Speaker 1: people all kinds of twisted up. Oh yeah, absolutely, I

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Speaker 1: feel that way too. And I got something. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: do you know Margaret in the congregation? I don't. I

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Speaker 1: don't think I know Margaret. Father. Well, I just got

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Speaker 1: off the phone with her, and let me just tell you,

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Speaker 1: do not if she ever comes on to you, do

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Speaker 1: not do anything with her. Okay, she has got more STDs.

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Speaker 1: And I was shocked at she had to say, yes, father,

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Speaker 1: I don't think Margaret would be happy if I knew that.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, I know, but she's old, so I figured

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Speaker 1: we could just bad a little bit. I could tell

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Speaker 1: you a little bit about her. But jeez, I was

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Speaker 1: I mean, I thought things stopped working after seventy but

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Speaker 1: apparently not with Margaret. They just working overdrove. Ok okay, father,

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Speaker 1: But okay, and you know what, I am so sorry

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Speaker 1: about that, Drew. This is not about Margaret or fast

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Speaker 1: living ways. This is about you and some things that

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Speaker 1: you wanted to get off your y'all chest. So why

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Speaker 1: don't you go ahead and just share with me a

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Speaker 1: little bit? Everything stays between you, me and man upstairs. Well, father,

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Speaker 1: how do I know that you're not going to tell

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Speaker 1: everyone else in the congregation what I'm about to tell you? Well,

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Speaker 1: I can see how you'd be hesitant now because I

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Speaker 1: did sort of spill the beans on that one, didn't

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Speaker 1: I just a little yeah, I can tell you. I

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Speaker 1: promise you, cross my heart hope to die. Just between me,

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Speaker 1: you and the man upstairs. I will not say a

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Speaker 1: single word about anything you confessed me, and that was

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Speaker 1: honestly a mistake. I shouldn't have done that. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go say some hail mares after this, just because I

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Speaker 1: feel bad. What would you like to share with me,

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Speaker 1: little lamb, Little lamb? Okay, Well, first, I recently went

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Speaker 1: to the self checkout, And by self checkout, do you

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Speaker 1: mean that you were engaging in memorial activity by yourself

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom on a Saturday morning. No, I meant

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Speaker 1: like at the grocery store, father, like the self checkout.

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Speaker 1: When he said self checkout, I just assumed that that's

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Speaker 1: what we were talking about, because that's what I hear

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Speaker 1: a lot when I'm doing confessionals. A lot of people

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Speaker 1: are doing self checkout on themselves, if you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, self checking themselves out all day long, like Margaret,

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Speaker 1: and we just spoke about she's checking herself anyway. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: it's not about her. It's not me. Okay, that's not me, Father.

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Speaker 1: I was just at the grocery store and I missed

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Speaker 1: a few items, and that's what I was trying to

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Speaker 1: talk to you about. Okay, Well, I can understand that

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Speaker 1: that is a thin. So I'm gonna go ahead and

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Speaker 1: tell you that I'm going to forgive that. If you

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Speaker 1: say ten Hail Marys, you got that ten of them,

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Speaker 1: ten Hail Marys, and you spank yourself on the bottom

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Speaker 1: and you say Drew's been a bad bad boy, father,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to spank myself and say I've been

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Speaker 1: a bad bad boy. What's going on here? Then I'll

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Speaker 1: just tell you it's a prank phone call. I guess

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Speaker 1: I'll just do that, and your wife careth at you up,

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Speaker 1: so they go, what, Yeah, this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you. Your

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Speaker 1: wife Kara say you up. She said, you guys haven't

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Speaker 1: been to church in a while and wanted me to

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Speaker 1: give you an over the phone confessional. So there you go, Drew,

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Speaker 1: you've been a bad bad boy, all right. I have

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Speaker 1: been a bad bad boy. Wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: Jewel phone pranks.