Speaker 1: Okay, folks, there's a new study out there. Man made
Speaker 1: global warming is going to kill off barley crops in
Speaker 1: thirty four different regions worldwide. That means beer shortages, skyrocketing
Speaker 1: beer prices. And there's even worse news than that. Oxford
Speaker 1: University professor Peter Frankomin predicts that global temperatures are going
Speaker 1: to rise more than two point seven degrees because the
Speaker 1: international community will not meet the goals of the Paris Agreement.
Speaker 1: And we all know whose fault that will be the result, why,
Speaker 1: my friends, terrible things for mankind and womankind and perhaps
Speaker 1: even tranny kind. The world's permafrost will melt, and that
Speaker 1: will unleash ancient bacteria and other biological agents that have
Speaker 1: been frozen for thousands of years. The thawed out bacteria
Speaker 1: will reawaken the Black Death, also known as the plague.
Speaker 1: The recycled Black Death plague will kill millions, and they'll
Speaker 1: die thirsty because there won't be any beer. White male
Speaker 1: college students hardest hit. In that sense. It might be
Speaker 1: sweet justice. White male college students gets shorge beer while
Speaker 1: the rest of us die. The left thinks that's fair