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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy this I'm your

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Speaker 1: guest host, Cold Stratton. Yes, back, Cold Stratton. What's that sure?

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Speaker 1: Why not? I will have the extra crispy with a

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Speaker 1: side of shame. Thanks, But I digress for Kevin Pollock's instructions.

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Speaker 1: By definition, alchemy is quote when a person or persons

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Speaker 1: creates something through a seemingly magical process and by the

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Speaker 1: power invested in me by professional field hockey odds maker

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock. I'm happy to welcome you all to another

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Speaker 1: episode of Alchemy thisst So let's meet today's Alchemishelle in

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Speaker 1: no particular orders, say hello to James. He first, ye,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Sorry for a loop. James, On any given day,

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Speaker 1: do you prefer tuna fish or raising us? Oh? God,

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Speaker 1: raisin nuts easily. Yeah, you're the easiest. Opening from next up,

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Speaker 1: it's Vanessa Raglan Vanessa. If you had to name a

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Speaker 1: child after a planet, which one? And how come? Oh? Oh,

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Speaker 1: planets Mars? You gotta call your kid like that? Mars,

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Speaker 1: I guess because it's Red. No, Saturn, the rings, that's

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Speaker 1: the one Saturn. Great question. Hey it's Craig at causey

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Speaker 1: Craig I left you fish cry, and if so, why

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Speaker 1: they cry because of their tiny brains and they don't

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Speaker 1: understand what's happening most of the time, and the oceans

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Speaker 1: are dying and they are filled with that can really

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Speaker 1: stressed you out by thinking that they're always crying, but

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Speaker 1: you can't tell they're constantly can't tell the way their

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Speaker 1: tears look out cat lovers, it's Chris Alvarado. Chris A

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Speaker 1: if I speak by later? What kind of dessert should

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Speaker 1: I pick up? Um? Cole brew and cocaine sat because

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Speaker 1: of the ring And last, but hands down my favorite

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Speaker 1: one here, it's Carla Kakowski. Was that you or Kevin?

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Speaker 1: Who I mean? It's Kevin, but it's me to it?

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Speaker 1: And uh okay, call of the Improvement over, Joey Greer,

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Speaker 1: thank you name. What's something about our dear alchemist Craig

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Speaker 1: We never knew he sobs at the voice, so you

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Speaker 1: can't tell because I'm underwater. Chairs turn their chair, start

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Speaker 1: to finish. We should do that every episode. Only something

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Speaker 1: we don't know. All right, let's get to our first scene.

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Speaker 1: As all of today's see suggestions were gathered from our

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Speaker 1: listeners emails. If you'd like to submit yours, please write

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Speaker 1: to the podcast at your name here at alchemy this

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Speaker 1: dot com. That's your name here at alchemy this dot com.

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Speaker 1: This emails from Joseph Kester, who wrote, good morning Crew.

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Speaker 1: Thursday is not my favorite day of the week because

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Speaker 1: it's the last work day and also new episode day.

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Speaker 1: I just have to find something to get me through

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Speaker 1: the other days of my contribution to society. James, don't

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Speaker 1: let the others bring you down. You are just as

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Speaker 1: funny as them, and my hero picked up on all

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Speaker 1: the subjects. My suggestion this time is two animal rights

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Speaker 1: activists go undercover working at a zoo with a plan

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Speaker 1: to release all the animals on their first training day

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Speaker 1: when no one is looking. I hope the white performance

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Speaker 1: went great, Joseph, Let's go, I mean position ted, I'm

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Speaker 1: in position alright, alright, alright, I'm on brake. Still use

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Speaker 1: the walkies. Okay, don't use the walkie. Look at me.

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Speaker 1: Today's a big day. You know, today's a big, big day.

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Speaker 1: I know what. Excuse me? Where's the gorilla house? Okay?

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Speaker 1: And then just keep going. It's got the picture of

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Speaker 1: a gorilla above the door. Do you like the girl

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Speaker 1: is here? Honestly, they're pretty violent. They're aggressive. That's not cool.

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Speaker 1: If it's cool, it's really fun. Enjoy your day, have

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Speaker 1: some fun. Okay, you could have been more friendly. What's

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Speaker 1: going on? Um? I don't feel comfortable with this? What

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Speaker 1: what don't you feel? You know who doesn't feel comfortable?

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Speaker 1: Every fucking animal that's caged up here? Okay, it is

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Speaker 1: our mission to release them. I just feel like maybe

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Speaker 1: there's going to be some unintended butterfly effect ripples in

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Speaker 1: the water. What if somebody gets hurt by a goddamn gorilla?

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Speaker 1: Those gorillas are already being hurt by goddamn people, Luke,

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Speaker 1: people and gorillas are different. If you're not excuse me,

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Speaker 1: that was the reptile house direction. I say left, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you said left and go. I met right. He's into

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Speaker 1: theater stage directions. Now I want to now, I want

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Speaker 1: to see the holar bears straight. Hey, how come you

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Speaker 1: guys are talking on your wakes when you're standing right

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Speaker 1: next to each other making sure they work? Hey, listen,

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Speaker 1: little punks, how come you seem so mad? Okay, listen,

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Speaker 1: I don't need to answer everyone of your questions. Okay

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Speaker 1: you did, Luke. Do we have a problem here? No? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm a zoo floor manager as you could tell. I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Guys? Gorilla? Are I wish

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Speaker 1: I was Joan Embery. She's my hero and my hair inspirations. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the gorillas are going to be just straight down that

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Speaker 1: first oak. Are they all one big happy family? Oh?

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Speaker 1: They are. They love it here and we love them.

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Speaker 1: You're you're great right here? You want to be a

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Speaker 1: junior zoo katier? Thanks? Yeah, and thanks for this hat?

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Speaker 1: Or you guys have a magical day. Hold on whenever.

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Speaker 1: Whenever we go somewhere and someone's nice to me, my

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Speaker 1: mom always says we should tip them. So I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tip you. Here's fifty bucks. No, well, you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do with this, If it's all right, If

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Speaker 1: I keep it, I would love to donate it to

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Speaker 1: some of my favorite marsupials. Oh, marsupials are from Australia.

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Speaker 1: Very good. Yes, we're having a more supial birthday party

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Speaker 1: tonight at midnight. We'll stick around. Yeah, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: the more Supial birthday party is staff only. Um, but

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Speaker 1: I hope you guys have a great day. Okay, if

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Speaker 1: you need anything else, come and find me the best. Okay, suck,

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Speaker 1: but you're the best. What the fun is going on? Nothing?

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Speaker 1: Just I think Ted's having a bad day. Ted. I

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Speaker 1: just feel sometimes like we're not taking care of the

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Speaker 1: animals the way that we should. Well, that's on you

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Speaker 1: if that's happening. I'm taking care of the animals. Are

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Speaker 1: you really going to put that towards the animals? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to buy the more Supials a birthday cake.

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Speaker 1: Well that would be a step in the right direction.

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Speaker 1: Where is this coming from? I don't know. I guess

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Speaker 1: you don't know what's going on. He doesn't know. I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm here in a mission, Pat, not just to be

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Speaker 1: a good customer service person, not just to be an

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Speaker 1: animal feeder. You know what, Luke, Let's tie her up

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Speaker 1: really quick first. It's important. We're going to tell you

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Speaker 1: some things. No Pat, Pat Pat Okay, Oh excuse me, guys,

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Speaker 1: in the middle of Zoo Square. Look, yeah, I know

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Speaker 1: you guys are new here. But yeah, we're just new here,

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Speaker 1: that's all it is. And the floor manager and these

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Speaker 1: middle of Look, we got some zebras that need to

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Speaker 1: get fed. Okay, pat Audrey, the campbell has the flu

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Speaker 1: Oh no, Jim, I'm saying it. So I gotta I

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Speaker 1: got a puller from display for the chair. Are we

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Speaker 1: gonna uthanizer? Hope nuthanized? No, it's the flu it's bed

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Speaker 1: rested fluids it Oh, Jim, I got I got a

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Speaker 1: You're talking to me and just followed me for a second.

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Speaker 1: Come right this way. I see that you are a

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Speaker 1: junior zoo person. I am. I have the hat. That's awesome.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome. And there's your little brother. Are your brother?

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Speaker 1: I assume? Yeah, I'm older, cool, awesome, So obviously I

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Speaker 1: work here. So um I have keys all the different cages. Cages. Yeah, Now,

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Speaker 1: about the zebras? Um? I like how they are black

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Speaker 1: but that seems too easy. You're hey, don't be mean.

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Speaker 1: I like that they swapped flies with their tails. Very cool, now,

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Speaker 1: don't he's such a nerd. Happy birthday, Shanning got you

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Speaker 1: some eucalyptus leaves. Are lucky that this is very nice?

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I've got you a little bit

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Speaker 1: of a country than you. I know the party is

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Speaker 1: not to midnight, but I wanted to give you a

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Speaker 1: gift early. That's sweet. I think the staff is doing something,

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Speaker 1: something from a cell mate. I was planning to just

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Speaker 1: what I was going to do. You know, eating it

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Speaker 1: makes me so sleepy. You no, You see, gorillas are

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Speaker 1: complaining lately about what their living scenario here. They don't

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Speaker 1: like it. You got word from the grillas? How he

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Speaker 1: told you what? The grill is a sign? Ye chichi him.

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Speaker 1: He's popping around all the time. He came around. He's

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Speaker 1: They've got a lot of energy they do. What are

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Speaker 1: and massively that I didn't a break tonight on my

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Speaker 1: party night, don't I know? It's a mall sleup your

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Speaker 1: birthday party featuring me. I don't think that's called This

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Speaker 1: is where the pipe? Where did Ted go? Look? I

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Speaker 1: you asked us to come with you say a leaky pie? Okay,

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Speaker 1: hold onto this rope? Really tight, both of you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it is building exercise. I'm going to run around you

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Speaker 1: as many times I can without getting dizzy. And we've

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Speaker 1: So here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna give you

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Speaker 1: a key. Now this opens the gorilla house, and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna give you what's your favorite animal? Tiger. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: give you the tiger key. There you go, shaped like

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Speaker 1: a tiger. Yes, yes, okay, what's your favorite animal? I

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Speaker 1: like audi and I guess pick one. Okay, one with

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Speaker 1: you can just go and smack that into any aquarium

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Speaker 1: you see Mr Luke, Mr. When when when we when

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Speaker 1: we opened the cages and they come out, what do

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Speaker 1: we do then? Scream? Okay, now this is important. That's

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Speaker 1: a great question. Scream let them be free? Can we

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Speaker 1: then it'll be a fun zoo day for everybody. Sound good?

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Speaker 1: Can I sure? Young gun? Yeah? Sure, Jesus, don't use

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Speaker 1: it on me, just desting. Okay, So why don't you

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Speaker 1: go find the gorillas? You go find the tigers, and

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Speaker 1: you go find That's right? And why do we say?

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Speaker 1: Do you guys have watches? No? I didn't even know

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Speaker 1: what ties. Okay, So all right, dude, I got a

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Speaker 1: time agotchi. Okay, how about this? How about we all

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Speaker 1: count you a hundred? Okay, when we when you when

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Speaker 1: you get to a hundred, just turn the key and

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Speaker 1: open the cages. But do we start now? I don't

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Speaker 1: qualits something. Something weird is going on today. I don't

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Speaker 1: know he's signing that you're signed something about the grillas. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was telling something about the gorillas. They're unhappy with

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Speaker 1: the air today, looks and anyways, okay, all over the zoo.

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Speaker 1: the clamendia has got into your brain. It does each

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Speaker 1: up there? Um? Is it the make cats? Then he's

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Speaker 1: It's weird. They're looking east where they realize that nine

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Speaker 1: This brings a new challenge every week discovering new ways

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Speaker 1: Had just taken that. It's okay, cool, Thanks Candy. Absolutely Dexter,

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Speaker 1: the beret, great Beret Dexter. Are we do we all

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Speaker 1: Stare Ah, Hey, Sheila, Sheila, Hi baby, Hi, Hi baby,

414
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 1: So Sheila, I know this is I'm what what what? What?

415
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: What's going on? Guys. That's what we're here to ask you. Okay.

416
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: I found out about the multiverses, and I've just been

417
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 1: slipping around and having a good time, and I thought

418
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,360
Speaker 1: we were all having a good time. I'm sorry if

419
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: I misunderstood. I didn't want this to happen. I just knew.

420
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew it. The other day when

421
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 1: we were in bed, you said Dexter slightly differently, and

422
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:49,120
Speaker 1: I just knew it. I was thinking of you, one

423
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 1: of you, Sheila. How many more Texters are there? Um, Sheila,

424
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 1: you guys text there's twenty more. There's which multi verse

425
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 1: are you from? Sheila? It's mine? Right? I don't I

426
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 1: don't think. I don't want any one. Does anybody clean

427
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: the toilet like I do? No? Absolutely not, Dexter. There

428
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: is no one like you. I love these hats, Sheila.

429
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: You married that Dexter is my little scrubby scrawer. Did

430
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: it mean nothing to you? I mean all those home

431
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 1: bear boy games I took you to nothing. I loved

432
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: the games and I love watching you play sports too. Um,

433
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 1: Candies here, Oh don't mind me. I've met Candy at

434
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: this Dexter's apartment. She's his moderator when he does stuff. Mom,

435
00:28:53,960 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 1: excuse me, I was given this address you. I'm Candy.

436
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: Wait a second, Candy, I Candy? Oh no, look around

437
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 1: booking all these clothes. I got this mysterious text. Oh

438
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: my god, that candy is covered in face tests. Candy,

439
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 1: what happened to us? Very viluptious candy over there? I

440
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 1: wish I wish they were more Sheila's Oh babe, don't

441
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: get off me, but get off of me. I can't.

442
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: You've got clue on your shirt. Leave me alone? Damn?

443
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 1: What is it about Sheila that there's only one Sheila?

444
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: What is it about you? I mean, I don't know,

445
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 1: I think you do. Have you been going to other

446
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: I haven't been killing others that. I didn't think you

447
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: were that kind of monster. No. I wouldn't go and

448
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: kill other versions of myself just so I could add

449
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 1: all the lives of everyone. Well, it sounds exactly like

450
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 1: what you're doing. It does you? Guys didn't even know

451
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 1: about the multiverses. We can kill each other. Oops? Okay,

452
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: Hatlas Dexter calmed down. Candy, Oh that's rude doing that

453
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 1: to my body. You're rude. Let's kill a Candy bang Okay, okay,

454
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: let's figure this out. Let's figure this out. I think

455
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:42,239
Speaker 1: we can all live in harmony. Bah, I'm gonna kill

456
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 1: everyone in this at warehouse. Listen, I'd like to just

457
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: get out of this universe and send me to a

458
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: universe where I can find a can we Honestly, I

459
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 1: haven't asked she to marry me, and now that I see,

460
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 1: I'm just a dime. That's a little ring. It's the

461
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 1: only ring I couldn't afford, Sheila. It was the last

462
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 1: of my money. Dexter, look inside your fedora? Oh my god,

463
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: where did this come from? I anticipated this. That's the

464
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: biggest rock you'll ever see. Don't give it. I'm not

465
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: going to give it to shoot Why not, because Dexter,

466
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 1: I don't like you that much. You said you'd like

467
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: me more every day, but now I'm starting to like

468
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,959
Speaker 1: you less every minute. Well yeah, I think I need

469
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 1: a divorce. Oh my god, Texter, not you singing? Penis?

470
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 1: We need? Are? I guess this is? Is this what

471
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 1: you wanted? Is this what you hope for? I don't

472
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 1: know what I wanted, Guys, it just stuck getting us

473
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 1: all together. Might just get some clarity. How did you

474
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 1: find out. I just you know, he said, I just

475
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: knew the way you said my name differently, and that

476
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 1: was hit well. Also, like you have a calendar that's

477
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 1: a Dexter four, Dexter too, Dexter one Wednesday? Which dextra am? I?

478
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 1: Which Dexter am? I? The numbers don't matter. It was arbitrary, fine,

479
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 1: But what number? What arbitrary number did I get you? Sheila?

480
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. Who's Dexter one? Who's the

481
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 1: original Dexter's the original Dexter mostly original of who is it?

482
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 1: We gotta know the original texter Um he died. I

483
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 1: think I've been chasing all the rest of you boys

484
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 1: when that is the most romantic thing I have ever heard.

485
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 1: He was proposing to me on the Empire States move.

486
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 1: She love, this is the most beautiful place in the world.

487
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: I know it's custy, I know it's gusty, but I

488
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 1: just need to do it here. It's right. Oh my gosh,

489
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 1: this is just like I dreamed it. She's like you

490
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 1: just completely. Everything about you was just amazing, and I

491
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 1: just thought it would overlook the most romantic city in

492
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 1: the world, so beautiful. I love you to the end

493
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: of the universe, and I love you too, right there?

494
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: So u oh really okay, Well, let me go nearer

495
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 1: to the edge here to tie it. Oh it's windy,

496
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: you know it's windy, but I want to make sure

497
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: I have enough separation in order to tie this properly

498
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 1: and still be on one kneed. I proposed to you.

499
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 1: Oh that's the saddest story ever. That's why you tied

500
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: my shoe before we took the elevator up to the

501
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: top of the Empire State Building. And that's why number

502
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: twenty you always wear velcro, and you you always wear vans,

503
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 1: and that's why you always cook raven stupid for Thanksgiving.

504
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 1: Weird weird Thanksgiving tradition. I always have you noticed that?

505
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 1: It's strange, right, We've only been together a month earlier

506
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 1: Dick asked for a divorce, so I assumed it was longer.

507
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: That was that was my Dick. I couldn't tell with

508
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: the dance. There's only one world where Dick sing Yeah

509
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: that's mine. But hey, that's that's pretty great, right. Yeah.

510
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 1: I love the cleaning and I love the singing Dick.

511
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: All right, and so I'm probably like number two. You

512
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 1: guys all ask why I brought you all here today,

513
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: and that's because one more dexter is joining us. What

514
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: he didn't die that day, Sheila? I don't know. He

515
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,320
Speaker 1: jumped on top of the raven. The raven took it

516
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: to his nest and raised him, even though he was

517
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: already an adult male. He was stuck there until he

518
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 1: finally got away and he tracked me down. Please don't

519
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 1: tell him I've cooked so many of his people. Hey,

520
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 1: we we'll be here in a second. So what are

521
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 1: we gonna do? Oh my god? Twist coming either? What

522
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 1: if we kill him? Now? Why do you want to

523
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: kill somebody? Texter? And you're just really the love of

524
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: my life? I mean you're all the love of my life,

525
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: but he was the first one. I'm like number three though, right, yeah,

526
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 1: very close to that. Well, are you one of those

527
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: dexters who only kills people who have killed? No? All right,

528
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 1: that a kid. I can't forgive that. Then, all I'm

529
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: saying is Sheila killed all the other sheelas out there.

530
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: I said I didn't do that, just because she said

531
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 1: it doesn't I assume she did. Even though she said

532
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: she didn't, thank you, but I was still in love

533
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 1: with you. It didn't matter to me. Somebody's coming. I

534
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: think that's dextra number one. Oh my god, how do

535
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 1: I look? Guys? Beautiful? He still does the knock Hello, Hello, Yeah,

536
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 1: come in, Holy shit, baby, Oh my god. Yeah, I'm

537
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: so sorry. I'm so sorry I left you. I didn't

538
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 1: meet too. I wanted to come back. Were the things

539
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,320
Speaker 1: I've done because I thought you were dead. There's a

540
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 1: lot of these guys around. I'm really sorry. Here comes

541
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,320
Speaker 1: another raven. This baseball kept on really quick. It's just

542
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: easy to keep us sure. Whoa look at all the ravens.

543
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 1: They look exactly like that. One has a huge tattoo

544
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:12,240
Speaker 1: on its face. Though raven is a singing dick. Dexter.

545
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 1: Aren't you curious as to why wait, you contacted? The

546
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:21,320
Speaker 1: dexter who contacted killed fat Candy. Not that anyone was

547
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: notice thing, But I just drowned her in a little

548
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: acid thing in the back. I noticed, Thank you, So

549
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 1: you welcome would take care of what we would given.

550
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 1: There's a little acid thing in the back. Yeah, there's

551
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:39,359
Speaker 1: a little acid. Get over here, dexter one, Sheila, tell us,

552
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 1: tell me why I shouldn't kill him? Why do you

553
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: want us all? You just want to have your cake

554
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: and eat it too. Yes, that's what cake is for.

555
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 1: I love you all. Can't we live together and be happy?

556
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 1: You're all the same but different. But we can't live

557
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 1: together because the multi So we could live in the warehouse.

558
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,280
Speaker 1: I just want to point out that I am single.

559
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 1: So if they meet Texters are looking for you know what? Hi? Hi,

560
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 1: I'm Texter. I'm Candy. It's nice to meet you. It's

561
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 1: so nice to meet you. What do you say if

562
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 1: we get out of here and grab a dring? Let's

563
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:22,839
Speaker 1: do it? Okay, Bye, I'm Dexter. I'm Candy. I've got

564
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: this small ring or I have a giant diamond. We'll

565
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 1: get it sometimes. So nice, all right, I'm Dexter, and

566
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 1: you're the cutest bird I've ever seen you. Mind if

567
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 1: I ride out of you? Right? She's like this, it's

568
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 1: just us. I guess it's just us. So I never

569
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 1: thought this would happen either, did I. It's really we

570
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 1: don't stand too closely. It's the warehouse. She said. No

571
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,879
Speaker 1: wind can take me away from you. Not I can't.

572
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 1: How is that true? Most winds aren't that custome. We

573
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,479
Speaker 1: were up super high. I'm just saying that most likely

574
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: it's not. Let's not argue about that. She lies. I

575
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: love you, and let's just build that normal life together

576
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:24,240
Speaker 1: in one universe. Okay. I'm in. I'm in for everything.

577
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:29,359
Speaker 1: I'm in for everything. I'm the real Sheila. She didn't

578
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 1: kill all of that. And that's so many for centers.

579
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,399
Speaker 1: All right, here's our last one. It is from fan

580
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 1: Thomas Lawson, who wrote, Hey, y'all, I love the show.

581
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: It makes me laugh like a maniac on the subway

582
00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 1: every Thursday. My suggestion is this catholically take crime into

583
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 1: their own hands at night once the Vatican closes. Sincerely,

584
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 1: Ryan Lawson. Okay, Cardinal Francis, i'm an. I'm an a bed,

585
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 1: all right, Please go to bed. Okay, you got everything

586
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: and you need. I have everything that I need. Okay. Hey,

587
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: a good day of prayer today. He was a great

588
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: day prayer. I think many people have been saved. Uh.

589
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: You think the pontiff is okay? Uh? Of course he's okay,

590
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 1: because he seemed a little weird today. Honestly, he's been

591
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: very weird lately. He hasn't been a strange, right, Do

592
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 1: you think there's something up put the pontiff. Are you

593
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: talking about the pontiff? Yes, we are talking about I'm awake,

594
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 1: I'm about to go to bed, get little sleep. Did

595
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 1: so much praying to day. How much of praying you

596
00:39:55,480 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 1: do today though, o' clock o praying? It's a good

597
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: that's a very good. A lot on Tuesdays. So that

598
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:10,320
Speaker 1: freeze on my Wednesday. So a cardinal father and a

599
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 1: cardinal how are you're doing? I walk into a bar.

600
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 1: Time it is. I just wanted to come by and

601
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 1: say a good night to my friends. And I've been

602
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 1: a longer day. It's fun, if it's true, just a

603
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: weapon for all of you to go to sleep. Sons

604
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:38,399
Speaker 1: are getting there and then getting really tired. I guess

605
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,839
Speaker 1: I'll see my last prayers before going to sleep. I'll

606
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 1: do a rosery thing, the clock, one more thing, and

607
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 1: I guess. Okay. So I've sculpt out the periphery and

608
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 1: we're wearing our black masks, right good. We got the

609
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 1: beanies on, got these banded hats and hats. Okay, So

610
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 1: I think we'll um a rope thing to the top

611
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: there and then climb up the side of the wall. Yep, yep,

612
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: and then by the way, I googled it's called a

613
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 1: grappling hook. I don't, but when you get scientific with me,

614
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,320
Speaker 1: it throws me off. And do we want to find it?

615
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 1: Typed the rope thing? A lot of don't don't google

616
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 1: image shirts that So yeah, grappling hook. Okay, so we

617
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,359
Speaker 1: go in, we still the art and we're gone. Yep,

618
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: that's it easy. Hey, thanks for doing this with me, man,

619
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 1: no problem. I know we hadn't seen each other a

620
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,320
Speaker 1: long time and I didn't think you were going to

621
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 1: respond to that Facebook message, but you did, and that

622
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:31,800
Speaker 1: we're here. It's just like being back in college, you know,

623
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 1: just look at you? Shall we? Yeah, let's I went

624
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: through the rope thing one? Oh did you hear that?

625
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 1: Did anyone else? Was about another sleep by her or screech?

626
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 1: It sounded like a grappling hook, like a tunk screech Like, yes,

627
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: you know what that it's called. Yes, it's a very

628
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: specific world for a very specific thing. Yes, I mean

629
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 1: when you say it, I know it. But if you

630
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 1: tested me on it wouldn't have Yeah, rope thing exactly. Well,

631
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: I believe it comes from the letting root, grapple and

632
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 1: an ink hook. Yes, we all know. Well, we know Latin,

633
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 1: I think that we might need to defend ourselves from criminals.

634
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 1: You'll think of the grappling hook has a criminals on

635
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 1: the other end of the week. I don't know what

636
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: what have you ever had a grappling hook that wasn't

637
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 1: from the farious reason? I've never even done a thing

638
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: with the grappin never know either. I'm getting so sleepy.

639
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 1: You know, it always could be a criminals who are

640
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,280
Speaker 1: trying to break in and steal art from the verticant.

641
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 1: I mean, it makes sense. We got a lot of

642
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 1: arts we gotta let the could to be standing trying

643
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 1: to steal the Sistine chapel, or they could be looking

644
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: for the wine. You think they try to steal the

645
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 1: entire Sistine Chapel. You never know helped me pull this

646
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:52,359
Speaker 1: trunk from underneath my bed. What do you got in here? Well,

647
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 1: it's a series of protective outfits and weapons. Oh my god,

648
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what have you been doing? Cardenal is

649
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,439
Speaker 1: up to something. The Good Lord saves those who helped

650
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:08,879
Speaker 1: to save themselves. Yes, Matthew too too, Yes, very good.

651
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 1: I was written that today this is our three This

652
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 1: is the equivalent of swat gear. Here put Riot gear on.

653
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to do this, to say, I have

654
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 1: a bunch of movies about this kind of thing, and

655
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 1: it's exciting, you know. I wish I could have something

656
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 1: express so I do not have. Hey, Jason, this is embarrassing.

657
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: I'm getting tired, dude. Can we rereast for one second? Yeah? Sure,

658
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:37,800
Speaker 1: let's just kind of hang on the side of that

659
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 1: smart man, ain't man scranella bar. Do you have any

660
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 1: of those little uh like it's kind of like a

661
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,439
Speaker 1: red stick and you use it to put like cheese

662
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:50,479
Speaker 1: product on pretzels or crackers? Oh? Man, to taking me back.

663
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 1: I love those, And it's even the feeling of the

664
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: red stick was so specific. I can feel it on

665
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 1: my tongue. Now do you know how many of those

666
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 1: will be able to buy when we say all the

667
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:05,400
Speaker 1: ceiling of the Sistine Chapel? I mean, yeah, do they

668
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: even make him anymore? I guess they do. They'll make them.

669
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 1: Now them, we're gonna command that kind of money. While

670
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 1: we're on this break, let's let's go over the game

671
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 1: plan again. Sure, how we're going to take the entire

672
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 1: Sisteine Chapel? All right, Well, we we got the grappling hooks. Yeah,

673
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 1: we're going up the side of the chapel, which is

674
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 1: so far working out her perfectly. We're halfway. It's good

675
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:27,279
Speaker 1: um to be break into the skylight that people don't

676
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 1: know is there. Okay, that puts us right there on

677
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 1: on the roof of it kind of it. So I'm

678
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 1: I'm really clear up to that point. So what I'm

679
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: thinking is thank you for the espresso, by the way,

680
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 1: very strong. Hello, Hello. I think we should just find

681
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 1: the word the grappling noise come from aim down and shoot,

682
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 1: oh the shoot to the bottom of the whatever is

683
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 1: attached to the rope to lly. But we should wear masks.

684
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 1: We don't want anyone to see the want to get

685
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,319
Speaker 1: dressed up when when we show the way a mask

686
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 1: because we don't want to inhale any any blood blood

687
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: or smoke mine. That's good and they Sista is always

688
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 1: under construction. So these are lots of dust. You know,

689
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: there's a long, long tunnel to get us to the

690
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:16,959
Speaker 1: sixteen chapel, so we should head out. Oh yes, who's

691
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 1: going to lead the way? Not I not me? Okay,

692
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: we are on top. How could this view? I mean,

693
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: get out my list here and check that one off.

694
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 1: We're done two done too down. Put that list away

695
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: for one second. Okay, but just look around. Look at

696
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: that me, me and j Mac. That's right, I mean

697
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 1: the mac daddy. Hey, what's going on? Guys? Whoa Hey,

698
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: I'm I'm Dan Brown. I'm researching a new book. Oh oh, hey,

699
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: Damn Brown. Oh my god. Yeah, it's me Dan Brown.

700
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 1: I'm also very familiar. I wrote Angels and Demons that okay, Yeah, hi, guys,

701
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Sorry to interrupt you. I just saw Dan

702
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 1: Brown walking around and I just wanted to get us

703
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 1: out of her him. Can you enjoy my really short chapters?

704
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: I really do. It's so easy to read. I can

705
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 1: just read it whatever, that's the goal. Can I you

706
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 1: sign this for me? I don't want to butt in.

707
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: But she's single. Sorry you're single. And there's something here. Gosh,

708
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: it's pretty up here. It's really it's a great view

709
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 1: with so many pigeons down there. I thought there'd be

710
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 1: more up here nighttime strolls. Up here, You guys are

711
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 1: lucky because I have built an underground tunnel with the

712
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: help of Elon Musk. It will be a quick trip

713
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:37,839
Speaker 1: to desisting trapel you built the tunel with Elon. I'm

714
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 1: I'm an independently wealthy cardinal and superhero. I actually listened

715
00:46:46,920 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: to this confession so many so with superhero Vigilante. Is

716
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: that's why you have really long nails? Or is that

717
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: something else? That's the intention? And they have not coming

718
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 1: useful yet, they are really long. I thought it was

719
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 1: for some you know, cocaine. I did not scratching something.

720
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:15,840
Speaker 1: I didn't know a man of the cloth would do cocaine. Oh, no,

721
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 1: do you do cocaine? No? Leave him alone? Wait do

722
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,800
Speaker 1: you do cocaine? No? One do one cocaine. We're so sleepy.

723
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: We were just tired because we're tired, and then we

724
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: got better with this cress cocaine. Here, this is the

725
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 1: next level coke though, this is the stuff. This is

726
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 1: the coke everybody wanted. I engineered this coke along. We've

727
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 1: got the problem on our hands. Great to meet you.

728
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 1: You've got the crazy brain from Jesus. Here's a little

729
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 1: thing we heard the grapple hook. Were you coming to

730
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: the tunnel? Thanks for making it. We got to go

731
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 1: get the bad guys, I guess and Cardinal is of Agilante.

732
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 1: That's all you're called up and super hero. Actually, Ellon

733
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 1: knew that because I hired him to make such a tunnel.

734
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 1: A right, this is a super advanced tunnel. Guys, check

735
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: your cell phones, they're charging. That's right in the room.

736
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 1: I wish I had it. I feel like we should

737
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 1: name you a saint or something. Ellen. He's got to

738
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 1: do at least the two more miracles. Alright, Well, if

739
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:27,840
Speaker 1: I ever finished that hyper loop, that counts is one. Right, Look, Cozy,

740
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:31,319
Speaker 1: I could use a little bump, just a little bump.

741
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 1: There you go. This is serious though, This is some

742
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 1: good stuff. Oh yes, I guess I could try for

743
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 1: the first time ever? Have never have done this? Well,

744
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 1: this is definitely the stuff to start. Seems like you

745
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 1: knew how to do that. I just I guess I

746
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 1: should try something for the first for the first time.

747
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: I could be the first time today, right yeah, yeah,

748
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: So why I you know, I don't want to get

749
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:55,359
Speaker 1: in your guy's way. I'm just just here observed. Look,

750
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: you seems like a real playboy. Dan. If I were,

751
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: you would go grab those two chicks. We're just all

752
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:04,319
Speaker 1: over you. Man in she's a freaks that free. I'll

753
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 1: tell you what. The one screaming that is probably also

754
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 1: singing on. If she's not, you can make that ship happen. Anyway, Well,

755
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:12,359
Speaker 1: they're turned on by my hot mathematician character. Go get them, man,

756
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:15,720
Speaker 1: I mean this just confirms the old adage Dan Brown fuss.

757
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah he didn't. Before you leave, I feel

758
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 1: like you're a friend almost since books. We're about to

759
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 1: pull off a gigantic heist. Um that's that. Well, you're

760
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 1: you're clearly you're breaking into the sis. And you can

761
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 1: tell that, right, you can tell like, we look good, right,

762
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 1: you look amazing. Okay, so we're gonna we're our planets?

763
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: Is still the entire Sistine chapel? Silling? Sorry I always

764
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:48,839
Speaker 1: say I always say the entire chapel, Like this guy

765
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 1: in college would exaggerate all the times. Dude, it was

766
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 1: four women I slept right. So anyway, man, you need

767
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 1: to leave us now. Okay, you got it. You are

768
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: the man. So do you think they're really going to

769
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 1: take the whole chapel? I feel my body go boom

770
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 1: boom boom tunnel. You guys should very much keep serious.

771
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 1: We're trying to defend the sustinct travel. Let's get it.

772
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:16,799
Speaker 1: Let's kill him. I want to kill him on drink

773
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 1: their blood. I think of the art piece is called

774
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 1: the hand of God maybe, or something like, let's take

775
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 1: the hand of God of their asses and then kill

776
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 1: women and get off of them. Brandy long another I

777
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 1: wouldn't do. Oh no, well, she's going to actually be

778
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 1: able to talk to Jesus now, so alright, by this

779
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: is when we stopped talking and going to the side

780
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 1: silent mode and steal, stop grambling hook, stealth mode. Where's

781
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:53,359
Speaker 1: Dan Brown? Quiet? Ladies? Quiet? I wanted to give him

782
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 1: my number. I wanted to give him. I wanted to

783
00:50:56,120 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: give him my dad. Okay, quick question, eat, you're looking

784
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 1: for a good time? Yeah, I mean we come to

785
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: Vatican City for no other reason. We just got back

786
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: from Froghead, the bar in the Vatican City. You know

787
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 1: the one. Do you ladies like to party? Yeah, Cardinal Frogs,

788
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 1: That's what it was. Calm, So what do you say?

789
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,799
Speaker 1: What do you say? I want to bring in? All right?

790
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 1: She came some some of the ore below. Hey, throw

791
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 1: me that rope thing. It's a grappling hook. You've done

792
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: this so stupid. I got the second one, you got

793
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,800
Speaker 1: the first one? Which one is the second one? The

794
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 1: one that you called it a grappling hook. Okay, I'll

795
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 1: take the first one because you called it a rope thing.

796
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:42,839
Speaker 1: You guys are connect. I got the first one, Okay, Okay,

797
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: I get the second, which first. I don't know. They

798
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 1: look the same to me, Like, what's going on? Our

799
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 1: life is so crazy? We're like so amazing. God is

800
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 1: totally on our side. Yes he is. Jesus is my

801
00:51:56,840 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 1: little Now that's them right there is that Dan Brown

802
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:06,399
Speaker 1: walking away. He's always sticking his nose. He would leave.

803
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:09,360
Speaker 1: He's going to turn around the paintings to make it

804
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: look like this is a thing. But the sailing I

805
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:17,239
Speaker 1: was hanging onto the sailing one of my hands. That

806
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 1: you're just a scale to the side of the wall.

807
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:23,520
Speaker 1: That problem for me. Let me know if you need

808
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: me to climb a wall and me and Danny Brown

809
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 1: go way back. I'm working on an adaptation that will

810
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: make a good film of one of his books. They

811
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:38,359
Speaker 1: haven't done that yet, So that's that's my next project. So, um,

812
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: before we hook up, which I'm assuming we're going to

813
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 1: do tonight, like literally, with this grapple hook that would

814
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:48,759
Speaker 1: wrap you up. I didn't mean that. I didn't mean

815
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,759
Speaker 1: that I was thinking maybe you could help us on

816
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 1: this kind of cool excursion we're about to do. We're

817
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 1: about to steal the entire bro, don't do it. I

818
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 1: know this confusing. I know that I look like you.

819
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:05,319
Speaker 1: I'm I'm waiting from another universe. Okay, my god, we've

820
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:08,479
Speaker 1: always wanted to do with Robert. You're right, but don't

821
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: try to rob the Sistine Chapter with these two girls. Dude,

822
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,800
Speaker 1: come on, don't cock bock yourself. Yeah, hey man me,

823
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 1: don't cock block me. Look I tried it. Bro. Bro Bro,

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