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Speaker 1: Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the front door.

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Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and

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Speaker 1: we're gonna do it in style. It's time for the

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Speaker 1: best Ready go You've heard in a while, the Jews Show.

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Speaker 1: There are two types of people listening to this right now,

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Speaker 1: it's a jewel show. Well, there might be more than two,

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Speaker 1: but the two that I'm thinking of are people that

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Speaker 1: Those are the two types of people I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: A new Surrey came out on the top things that

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Speaker 1: cause arguments in the car. I think I know the

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Speaker 1: number one is it's married couples in the car and

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Speaker 1: the husband driving out of control and so it causes arguments.

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Speaker 1: That's probably right all backs heat drivers, Oh yeah, backs

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Speaker 1: hea drivers. I can't dan backseat drivers. I think I

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Speaker 1: I know it sounds like I'm taking like a passive

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Speaker 1: arguments in the car, or should I say carguments? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, Wow, that's unique. Yeah, I didn't think you

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Speaker 1: should say that. Speeding, Yes, yeah, that just goes all

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Speaker 1: road rage. Even though you don't road rage, you honk.

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Speaker 1: I can't even tell you how many times every time.

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Speaker 1: I don't anymore. I've calmed down on the honking. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I what I do is I don't necessarily honk in anger.

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Speaker 1: angry thing to do. Well. He has two types of

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Speaker 1: I have an angry honk. Yeah. But then let's say

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Speaker 1: It's like just to wake everybody up because but it

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Speaker 1: it's absolutely genius. Try it, anybody. Try it. When you're

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Speaker 1: It gets everybody like off their phone and go win.

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Speaker 1: When we first got together, you honked ten times. At

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Speaker 1: least every single time we drove in the car, you

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Speaker 1: would at least ten times. You have calmed down. I

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Speaker 1: never honked like that. I never hunked unless I had to.

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Speaker 1: But you taught me how to honk. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that it's probably the best compliment you've ever given me.

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Speaker 1: Alex reminded, by the way, if you didn't know that

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Speaker 1: that sounded like a line from a romantic comedy, can

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Speaker 1: you give me that one moart time, just like it

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Speaker 1: was the big ending scene in a dramatic romantic movie. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, okay, here's a plot. Okay, all right, right,

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Speaker 1: all right, all right. So I left you ju bowl

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Speaker 1: for like some really tall baseball player. I don't really

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Speaker 1: So about I'm about to just knock on your new

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. It's an other jubile phone frame. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Sydney? Yeah, this is she Hello, it's the Dovers. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Is this a good time? Yeah? Now it's fine. That

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Speaker 1: been doing it full time for about four years. Now,

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Speaker 1: a go get her. Yeah. Yeah, so our little Maxie

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Speaker 1: mas a million. No, oh honey, I'm on the phone.

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Speaker 1: That's inside. Voices told you not to yell like that, Maxie.

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Speaker 1: He's just the cutest little monster here, Max, Maxie, come here,

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Speaker 1: nanny right now. Not right now, Maxie, don't act like that.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to shut up again. Can you please just

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Speaker 1: want to come and talk to her? Name is Sidney.

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Speaker 1: She's super sweet. She wants to start to Hi Max,

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Speaker 1: she said, Hi Mass Okay here, just put him, just

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Speaker 1: MAXI here. Hello is this Max? Hello? Double lady Oh, um,

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Speaker 1: hi Max, nice to meet you. But I promise I'm

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Speaker 1: you definitely shouldn't play with them, right, but sometimes a

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Speaker 1: little Maximilian can't help it. Oh so anyway, double lady,

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Speaker 1: what's your favorite color? Um? Purple? Oh do you know

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Speaker 1: why I like purple? Why? Max? That's the color of

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Speaker 1: bruises and Barney, my two favorite bees, aside from Oh

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Speaker 1: my god? Can I is your mom? Mare? Can I

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Speaker 1: talk to your parents? Fine? The devil lady pass is

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Speaker 1: the good Wow. So you say, Sydney, do you want

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Speaker 1: We've had people just dropping out left and right on us.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's tough to find good nanny help. Sure,

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Speaker 1: your little psychopath bank phone call. That's actually a good

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Speaker 1: about that? Wait what this is actually the Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on us. Jewel. This is Alex

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Speaker 1: and Yax. That's my eight year old son Jack, your

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. She said that you're nanny looking for

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Speaker 1: Jebel Show on Demand First Date follow Up. I thought

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Speaker 1: what happened right why they're not calling back. Test is

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Speaker 1: She wants to brag about being engaged. Congratulations to not

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Speaker 1: I think I wrote, um, like, so I'm just kind

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Speaker 1: but you guys didn't. You guys just kissed? Well, I

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Speaker 1: they're just like okay bye. Some dudes are like that. Yeah, yeah, vibe.

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Speaker 1: How are you? This is the jew Bowl Show. My

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you've done anything wrong. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: Oh her not what you want to hear? No? Are

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Speaker 1: no, no no, that's that was that was That's just you.

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Speaker 1: Oh Now, I have like a lot of questions for you.

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Speaker 1: For first of all, why I didn't you text me back?

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Speaker 1: I don't like what I have no idea what you're

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Speaker 1: nice fikiss and I'm really I'm sorry. Well how about that, then, Jack,

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Speaker 1: And on the phone right now is Kanye West's unused medication.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's where it's been. It's just been waiting

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Speaker 1: Then there's been a few that, like I've had to

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Speaker 1: play it up completely and it took them a lot

418
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Speaker 1: longer to be like okay, what you just keep going?

419
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 1: How did you play it up? Just like a lot

420
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Speaker 1: of anti movements like kind of shaking my legs, jumping

421
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Speaker 1: up and down. I feel like, not to be sexist,

422
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 1: but I feel like that is a thing that would

423
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 1: not work as well for dudes, Like I feel like

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Speaker 1: that's something where for your cup, like oh, she's gotta

425
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,919
Speaker 1: you know, but if a guy did it, but yeah, yeah, right,

426
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 1: times I heard that before, or they'd be like whatever,

427
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,120
Speaker 1: just go. You know how long it takes you guys

428
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:09,360
Speaker 1: to poop? It doesn't that's that couldn't get no, that's

429
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 1: meant that couldn't get you out of any speeding ticket

430
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,920
Speaker 1: because all cops well no, no no, no, no, all guys.

431
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,920
Speaker 1: But if it's a guy, then you could like, yeah, right,

432
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 1: it takes us sixteen minutes to get one of them

433
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Speaker 1: out unless it's irea though, because that will come quick.

434
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,199
Speaker 1: But still I don't think they'd believe it. No, I

435
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,200
Speaker 1: think that. I think that. I think it's more likely

436
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Speaker 1: to work for a woman. But thank you for telling

437
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Speaker 1: us your tip on how to get out of a

438
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,120
Speaker 1: ticket kinds medication. I'm gonna try next time. Yeah, well

439
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:34,119
Speaker 1: you should please pull it back to us. Alex and

440
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 1: I are Mary. By the way, you didn't know. That's

441
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Speaker 1: why I say that because in case people just tune in,

442
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:38,639
Speaker 1: I have to tell that if they've already knew that,

443
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 1: thanks for listening long enough to know that. Um, you

444
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 1: should drive everywhere from now on and try to get

445
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 1: pulled over because I want to be in the car

446
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,159
Speaker 1: when that happens. On the way you do that, I

447
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,879
Speaker 1: want to see you try to fake that you have

448
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom really bad to get out

449
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 1: of a ticket. Jewel speeds everywhere we go, and he

450
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 1: never gets pulled over with me at least, like I

451
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,120
Speaker 1: don't understand. I don't get pulled over that much. Why right,

452
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 1: I'm getting pulled over today? Yes, Alwa said, I'm getting

453
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 1: pull over today. I mean I like going fast and

454
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 1: getting places quick, so I don't mind it. I'm just

455
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 1: like how do you not get pulled over like Ricky

456
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 1: Bobby over the Okay, I want to go fast the

457
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand. Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For Monday, Marks twenty nine, twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel

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Speaker 1: Fresh and this is a weird news story I'm about

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00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:29,199
Speaker 1: to tell you, so listen up. All right, all right.

462
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,679
Speaker 1: I don't have much of a headline for this one,

463
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,400
Speaker 1: but it is a weird news story that I found.

464
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,400
Speaker 1: It's a random one, but it's really interesting. Okay, okay.

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00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:39,159
Speaker 1: A personal trainer at a gym in the UK is

466
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Speaker 1: making headlines because they have a fear of sweat. Huh

467
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 1: And they soothe their employer, Oh my god. And they

468
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 1: want a disability claim because they're a personal trainer who's

469
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 1: scared of sweat. Isn't that weird? How did they win? Well,

470
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Speaker 1: here's the details of the story. A twenty seven year

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Speaker 1: old woman named Ali Burton. It's a woman works as

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Speaker 1: a personal trainer at a gym in West Sussex in

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Speaker 1: the UK. Do you know where that is English? That

474
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Speaker 1: Sussex in the UK. It's probably wet, yeah, probably, but

475
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 1: she has a fear of sweat, which I've never heard of. Also,

476
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: if you have a fair sweat, really weird line of

477
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 1: work to go into it. She just doesn't want to work. Yeah.

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00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 1: She says that her anxiety disorder is triggered by touching

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Speaker 1: things with quote hygiene issues. So a few weeks into

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00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 1: her job back in twenty nineteen, her boss asked her

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Speaker 1: to pick up some towels off the floor because she

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Speaker 1: works at a gym, yes, personal trainer, and she refused,

483
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Speaker 1: and of course that made them go, um, you work

484
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Speaker 1: at a gym. Can you pick up the towel please?

485
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 1: Because we got like coles and she said. She was like, well,

486
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,160
Speaker 1: I can't because I'm scared of sweat. And I said,

487
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,439
Speaker 1: but your personal trainer, She said, I'm not picking up

488
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 1: the towels anyway. She said that cause a stressful environment.

489
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Speaker 1: So she sued them and she won a disability kidding,

490
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Speaker 1: why did she puts pick up the damn towels? Text

491
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Speaker 1: in four one or six one? Do you think she

492
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 1: should have won that lawsuit? I just thought that was

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Speaker 1: an interesting story. And guess what, it was an interesting story.

494
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: And guess what we're listening to the I n n

495
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: the idiot news network where idiots aren't just in the news,

496
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 1: they report the news. And for our next story the day,

497
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 1: let's sit it out over to Alex Frash was on

498
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 1: location in Los Angeles, California. Alex, Yes, go go showdy.

499
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 1: Guess who turned eighteen? Oh, happy birthday? It's a cash

500
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 1: my outside girl? Stories just play the song. I guess

501
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 1: a good beat, but I do have a story. She

502
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 1: just turned eighteen recently. And guess what she said? What

503
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 1: cash me outside? How about it? I mean she says

504
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,120
Speaker 1: that she retired. She retired, Yeah, because she was turning teen.

505
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 1: She got all our money and she retired because she

506
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 1: got so much money off the cash me Outside? How

507
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 1: about that catchphrase she did? And well, I'm so she

508
00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 1: retired from rap. No, she retired from the thing. I

509
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: don't want anything to do with it anymore. And I

510
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: swear to God, anybody can have it, but they just

511
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 1: better do like do it good. I will say. There's

512
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: that one song. I didn't even know it was her,

513
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,679
Speaker 1: and I came on it was like goosey flip Flops,

514
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:14,880
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, this is kind of cool,

515
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 1: and then I found out it was the Cashing Outside girl,

516
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 1: and I was like, what are you thinking? Are you

517
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 1: calling the audience a bunch of homes? You're saying you

518
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 1: want to fight everybody in the audience. That's exactly what

519
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 1: I'm saying is wrong with it? If you were mind, kid,

520
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,639
Speaker 1: I will put your own monney so quick about that?

521
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 1: I mean, so you want to fight an audience? Man,

522
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 1: what are you think? I think that means she wants

523
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: to like take you outside and she wants to like, yeah,

524
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: I want to fight. They are a bunch of hose.

525
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: The audience is a bunch of hose. So the audience

526
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: is a bunch of hose. Yes, they Yeah, the audience

527
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 1: is a bunch of hoes. They're kind of like our audience.

528
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 1: There are audience stings, a bunch of home. Yeah. This

529
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 1: is the idiot news network, where idiots aren't just in

530
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 1: the news. What are you thinking? As your next story?

531
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: This woman, Kaitlin Phillips, she was unknowingly holding one of

532
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: the most dangerous animals in the world in her hands.

533
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 1: And what did she do? She decided to make a

534
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:24,239
Speaker 1: TikTok uh huh. What animal? The blue ringed octopus. It

535
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 1: has enough venom to kill twenty people if you come

536
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 1: into contact with it. Oh my god. Yes, and then

537
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 1: her two other friends, they're like passing it around to

538
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: each other. Oh my god, how did it seriously sting

539
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 1: one of them? WHOA, Well, that was a good thing

540
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: that it didn't because it is TikTok, and that would

541
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: become a challenge. It'd be like the blue octopus sting yourself,

542
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 1: the death challenge. Oh that's why you don't pick up

543
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: stuff that's in the ocean, you guys. That's why you

544
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: just don't handle ocean stuff. That's weird and colorful things,

545
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 1: colorful animals are very dangerous. Don't handle ocean stuff. I

546
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 1: think that is a good public service announcement from the

547
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

548
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 1: just a the news, they report the news. This is

549
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: a public service announcement from us to you don't handle

550
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: stuff in the ocean or ocean. Don't handle ocean stuff.

551
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: That's what you said, don't handle ocean stuff, all right,

552
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 1: And that means then was done for the day. In

553
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: a replacement of the loser job lady, Yeah, the casting

554
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 1: outside songs that bad babies, birthday cash you outside, how

555
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 1: about that? Congratulations on retirement and that means the I

556
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Speaker 1: n N has come to an end for the day.

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00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 1: Don't worry About'll do it against same time tomorrow. This

558
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 1: is the I n N, the Idiot News Network where

559
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

560
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: Tune in tomorrow for another hard hitting report, same time.

561
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: Tune in tomorrow, same time for harday report. This is

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Speaker 1: news the Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone

563
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Speaker 1: frame mornings. Hello, this is who can you call it from?

564
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: Looking for um Blaine Blaine? Okay, this is a Blaine.

565
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: It's it's hard to hear, it's hard to understand you first. Sorry,

566
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 1: oh man, sorry about that. Yeah, I Um, I was

567
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: just hungry right before I made a phone call. So anyway, man,

568
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: I got an update on your computer and I don't

569
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: know if you're gonna like it very much? Sand Okay,

570
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: what's wrong with it? I'm sorry, I was not panished.

571
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: This is that last part. Um. I got this sub,

572
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: this Italian sub sandwich right before I met phone call.

573
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 1: It is delicious, dude. I could I could throw your

574
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: recommendation if you want. Uh No, Man, I'd actually rather

575
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 1: appreciate it if you just stopped chewing your food while

576
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 1: you're talking on the phone with me. Period. This is gross.

577
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: It's it's actually kind of a pet peeve of mine.

578
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 1: Oh what pet? It's what you're doing is disgusting. So

579
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: can I just hear about my computer? Please? Okay, one second, Blaine,

580
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: I apologize for that. Um, that was rude. Then I

581
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: didn't you know, I got super hungry, figured i'd make

582
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: the phone call right now, and I guess I should

583
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: have waited, So my bayad Um. Anyway, so you dropped

584
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: your computer off here the other day, and what exactly

585
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 1: was the issue you were having? I just I had

586
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: like a handful of keys on it just weren't working anymore.

587
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 1: Are you eating again? Oh? Yeah? Right? Um? Sorry, sorry

588
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 1: about that. Opened a bag of pistachios, and I'm a

589
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 1: sucker for pistachios, So great, dude. There's a time and

590
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: a place for pistachios, like you're on a you worked there, right,

591
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: This is a business call, Yes it is. I apologize.

592
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 1: There is a time in a place for pistachios, and

593
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 1: for me, it's anywhere a bag is open. And I

594
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 1: made the mistake of opening that while you were talking.

595
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 1: So okay, explain to me what the problem is with

596
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 1: the computer again, because I think I've been able to

597
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 1: figure out some of this situation that you're having. Yeah, man,

598
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: there was just they were like a handful of keys,

599
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 1: like several keys weren't work. They wouldn't do the letter

600
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Speaker 1: when Oh my god, dude, what what the is that? Now? Hello?

601
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god? This milkshake you ever try? It's like

602
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: sometimes you get a milkshake and you're like, am I

603
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 1: sucking the milkshake out of the cup? Or is the

604
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,959
Speaker 1: milkshake sucking me and through the straw? You know? Bro?

605
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Right now? This is I'm just

606
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 1: this is a very simple call. Can you just not

607
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 1: eat or drink something while you call somebody for five minutes?

608
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 1: So sorry, it's yes, you already told me that that

609
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 1: is the problem. Um, and my bad. So your computer

610
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 1: with my computer? Dude, let's stop. Let's stop eating. Just

611
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: tell me. I don't even know what's wrong with my

612
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: computer yet. I don't know how you can fit that

613
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 1: much food around your desk or just tell me what's wrong.

614
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: Hold on one second. I'm sorry, I got something the

615
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 1: oven just got done? You get something in the oven? Hey? Hello, Blaine,

616
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I could do him one second. I just oh, wow,

617
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: that is hot. I'm making a souffle here. We just

618
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 1: got this cool oven at the office. I decided to

619
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 1: make a souflet this morning, So go ahead and tell

620
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: you you're making a suit right now from an Oh god,

621
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Speaker 1: oh god in your mouth. I wouldn't call it that.

622
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 1: That was you know what. I'd have to speak to

623
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,839
Speaker 1: your manager, but that. Let's just skip that part. I'll

624
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 1: see you in about twenty minutes. Okay, okay, you want

625
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: to try some flas that wire coming down. No, I

626
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,879
Speaker 1: don't want a bite of your souflay, dude. I'll come

627
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: down there. I'll shove your head in the souflay and

628
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 1: then beat you over the head with my computer. Okay, well,

629
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 1: then I'll just tell you it's a prank phone call

630
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 1: because nobody wants that, and I want to get to

631
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: eating the souflay. It's ready to go, and it's called

632
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 1: my name. I'm sorry. What was that? Oh? This is

633
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 1: actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank

634
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 1: on you and your friend Dan set you up. He said,

635
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 1: you get really madam. People talk with their mouthfall. So

636
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 1: he said that you dropped your computer off at the

637
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 1: story the other day to get fixed. So I figured,

638
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,840
Speaker 1: why not kill two birds with one stone, let you

639
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 1: know about your computer, and also really piss you off

640
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: by eating things on the phone with you. Oh my god, dude,

641
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: when you said you were making a zooflet in the oven,

642
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 1: I almost I probably will based on all the things

643
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 1: I had to eat during this phone call. So anyway,

644
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: have a good day, Okay, you too. The Jebel Show

645
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 1: on demand, It's time flour of the roses only on

646
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 1: the Jewbil Show. I think a lot of dudes would

647
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: agree with me that one of the cutest things in

648
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: the world that your significant other can do is like,

649
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,919
Speaker 1: where one are your sweaters? Oh? Yes, right, it feels great,

650
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 1: it is. It's super cute. Anything I've ever done with you,

651
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 1: I know, that's fine, but your clothes are super cute anyway,

652
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: So like you have done that before. You've worn a

653
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: sweater of mine before somewhere, and I'm like, oh, that's

654
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 1: so cute, Alex in our Marria. By the way, if

655
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: you didn't know, that's why I would say that, Like,

656
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,360
Speaker 1: it wasn't like we're in the studio. It's happened before.

657
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,320
Speaker 1: You've borrowed it, and it was like, oh, that's super cute.

658
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: I give my girlfriend like my clothing all the time,

659
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 1: and it makes me feel really good when she wears it. Yeah,

660
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: And I don't know why. It's like a possession thing too.

661
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, like she owns me, you know, she

662
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,919
Speaker 1: owns you. Yeah, in a way like she could take

663
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: whatever she wants. Nice. You know. Kara's on the phone

664
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: right now. She actually thinks that her boyfriend Jason might

665
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 1: be cheating on her because of a sweater that you

666
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: were of his. I was having trouble understanding exactly well

667
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: you remember that in your email, Kara. Oh yes, Hi,

668
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 1: I'm actually such a fan of you guys. Thank you

669
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 1: for having me on here for this. Thanks so yeah.

670
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:29,919
Speaker 1: So I I've been dating Jason for about a year

671
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 1: and a half. Okay, do you guys live together. We

672
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: don't live together, Okay, but I'm in this place all

673
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: the time. He's at my place all the time, like,

674
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 1: you know, we might as well be living together at

675
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 1: this point. One of those things, um, and I you know,

676
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 1: I've been wearing this. It's one certain sweater and it

677
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 1: was right when we started dating and I put it

678
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 1: on one morning to like go get coffee, and he

679
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 1: was just like loved it so much. And he was like,

680
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: you know, he just loved it when I would wear it,

681
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: like he'd come out and like snuggled me, and it

682
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 1: was like, it's just like you're saying, like it's a

683
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 1: cute thing. You know. Yeah, your email said that you

684
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: think that he's cheating because of it, Like did he

685
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: get another woman's name embroidered on it, because that would

686
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 1: definitely be a clue. That makes me sound crazy. All

687
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 1: I noticed this is that it's gone. And so I

688
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 1: noticed about a week ago it's just not anywhere, and

689
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,840
Speaker 1: I just figured, like the neo in the laundry or whatever.

690
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 1: And you know, I looked all over the house and

691
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,360
Speaker 1: I caught up a laundry and it's nowhere to be found.

692
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 1: And I asked him about it, and he was like, oh,

693
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 1: you know what, I put it in the pile to

694
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 1: give to Goodwill, which is a moment I didn't think

695
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 1: that much of. But he loves when I wear this sweater.

696
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 1: Like I'm not kidding you guys, Like he just like

697
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: he just liked, this is the cutest thing in the world.

698
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 1: And if you put it on every single morning. That

699
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 1: would be weird. Yeah, yeah, that would be one that

700
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: I would go, I'm not going to give that to Goodwill,

701
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,280
Speaker 1: or if I am going to give it to Goodwill,

702
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: I will ask her because she likes to wear it

703
00:37:56,520 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: pretty much every morning. Yeah, exactly. Like I just felt like,

704
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 1: like that's kind of weird, you know, doesn't hit me

705
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,320
Speaker 1: the wrong way. And then of course I'm up in

706
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: the middle of the night like going through this like wait,

707
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 1: why did you give it to good Will? Like and

708
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 1: I start, you know, just spiraling in my head a

709
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:13,439
Speaker 1: little bit. And this is why I needed like other

710
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 1: opinions or like some help with this because I'm like,

711
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: am I crazy? But I'm like noticing now certain things

712
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 1: like he's been pretty distant and he's like been hanging out,

713
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: like he has a guy's night more. And I'm just like,

714
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 1: now I'm just in my head like something going on,

715
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 1: Like is this just what he does? Like maybe he

716
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 1: took the sweater and gave it to another girl, like

717
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,399
Speaker 1: that's his thing when he meets someone new. I don't know,

718
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 1: but now I'm like freaking out. But the fact that

719
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 1: you're even thinking that probably is a sign of that

720
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: something might be going on, because I mean I've been

721
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: in the situation where, you know, I think someone might

722
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,839
Speaker 1: be cheating on me, but I'm not sure. And then

723
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: you start to look at everything that you're doing, like

724
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: I remember when they used to do that, Right, I've

725
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: done that with me in awhile, Why are they dressing

726
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:00,360
Speaker 1: that way? Why are they doing this? Is where that

727
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 1: sweater go? Because they give that tweitter to another woman,

728
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 1: for sure go to be Have you thought of a

729
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 1: way that we could call him that would seem legit

730
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: and not just out of the blue to try to

731
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 1: catch him, Yeah, because like he would be suspicious, Like

732
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 1: he's not just someone who like will just believe any

733
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 1: you know, random phone call. So I was thinking because

734
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:20,760
Speaker 1: he's like super into music and he like makes feats

735
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,839
Speaker 1: and he always is going to so like he has

736
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: like their like rewards or whatever. So if you just

737
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: called and said, like you're a great customer, like you know,

738
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 1: something like that, Okay, So it would would probably work. Yeah,

739
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: it wouldn't just seem like a weird out of the

740
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 1: blue phone call. All right, Well that's fine, what you call,

741
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: all right, we'll call from there. Offer him a gift

742
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 1: card for some things in the store and some flowers

743
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: that's into somebody, and see if he gives us your

744
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 1: name or someone else's. Okay, okay, right in the middle

745
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: of War of the Roses to catch a cheater and

746
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 1: Kara is on the phone right now, and she thinks

747
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: that because of a sweater, she thinks that her boyfriend

748
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: might be cheating on her. They've been together a year

749
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 1: and a half and I guess there's a sweater that

750
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,280
Speaker 1: she wears every single morning of his that he's always

751
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 1: liked her wearing and that she likes to wear, and

752
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,839
Speaker 1: all of a sudden he went missing, and she asked

753
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,720
Speaker 1: him about it, and he said he took it to goodwill,

754
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 1: which is strange because why wouldn't he say something to

755
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 1: her or let her know if she's her favorite sweater

756
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:16,919
Speaker 1: of his that she likes to wear in the morning.

757
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,439
Speaker 1: And he's also been acting distant and out on guys

758
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 1: nights more so she thinks that maybe somebody else is

759
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: using that sweater now. And he does beats and makes music,

760
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: so she said a good way to call him, to

761
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 1: try to set him up would be to call from

762
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 1: with a special offer of a gift card and some

763
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 1: flowers and see whose name he gives us and who

764
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 1: wants to send the flowers to find out if he

765
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 1: is in fact cheating and someone else is wearing that sweat. Ah,

766
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 1: all right, so I'm gonna dial the phone number right now, Kara.

767
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,759
Speaker 1: Are you ready to go or is there anything else

768
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 1: you wanted to talk about before we call him? I

769
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: feel like I'm ready. We just have to do it.

770
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 1: I'm going to back out. I'm like nervous. All right, Well,

771
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,799
Speaker 1: then let's rip the band aid off. All right, I'm

772
00:40:55,800 --> 00:41:10,240
Speaker 1: gonna dollars phone MB right now here we go. Hello, Hey,

773
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 1: this is Sad calling from I was looking for Jason. Yeah,

774
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: this is him. Man, what's up? Hey, dude? What's up? Man?

775
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,879
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to bother you on your phone. But we're

776
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: doing a customer appreciation thing, and so we had your

777
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 1: phone number from you know, like you buy a lot

778
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 1: of stuff here, So we had your phone num in

779
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 1: our system, and we're calling some of our customers to

780
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 1: come in a lot like you, and we're saying thank

781
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 1: you for buying a lot of stuff here, and UM

782
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 1: offering you a fifty all our gift card for anything

783
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: UM in the store. And then also since the love

784
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: of music. Yeah, that comes with some um flowers and

785
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 1: chocolates you can send to somebody love one or something.

786
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: So congrats, dude, Thanks, but I wish had I got

787
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 1: this last week. I got some new speakers there to

788
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 1: use that gift card. Then. I don't know if you're

789
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,280
Speaker 1: interesting in the flowers or not, Like personally, I probably

790
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 1: wouldn't be. But if you are, I can send them

791
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 1: to somebody. Oh yeah, I don't. I don't need the flowers,

792
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,399
Speaker 1: but I guess it can I I can give them

793
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 1: to somebody else. Yeah, dude, you give them whoever you want. Okay,

794
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 1: do I just come pick them up? Or what? How

795
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 1: do I do this? All I need is the name

796
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,320
Speaker 1: of the person you want to send them too, and like, um,

797
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 1: you could put some on a card if you want

798
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: to too. So why don't we start with the name

799
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 1: and then I'll get all the other stuff. Okay? Her

800
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:31,240
Speaker 1: name is Danielle Zanielle with two ells, two elles. Oh dude,

801
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 1: thanks for saying that public school is working out for you. Man,

802
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: I believe in you. You got I barely graduated though,

803
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: good enough degree. There you go. Um, do you want

804
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: to put anything on a card? Or anything for Danielle. Yeah,

805
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 1: just put um just because the last two months have

806
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: been awesome. Excuse me? Two months? Yeah, two month? Danielle?

807
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 1: Who's Danielle? Are you kidding me? Right now? What the

808
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: are you doing on a phone call? You know, I

809
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,799
Speaker 1: don't know right now. You're gonna be mad at me

810
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: right now. You're gonna you're gonna pull this thing where

811
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: you've slipped this around and gaslight me when you're talking

812
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 1: about Danielle. Who is dan yell? And two months? Well,

813
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 1: are you kidding me out? I'm not gaslighting anybody. I'm

814
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,800
Speaker 1: just confused, Jason, don't know what's going on. I'll explain

815
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 1: it for you. This is actually The Jewel Show. My

816
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:30,839
Speaker 1: name is Jewel, my name is Alex, my name is Evan,

817
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,439
Speaker 1: And we do a segment called War of the Roses

818
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 1: to catch a cheater where if you think you're significant

819
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: other is seeing someone else, you can try to set

820
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 1: them up to see if they are cheating on you.

821
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:45,439
Speaker 1: And ye are ye are ye ye are uh? Wait?

822
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 1: Hold on what we're so? This isn't I'm not getting

823
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 1: a gift card or anything. This is no, You're not

824
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: getting a gift card. You've been set up because I

825
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 1: knew something was up, and like, I honestly like, this

826
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,880
Speaker 1: is so so mortifying, and I honestly just need to

827
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: know who is Danielle. Like my heart is pounding. I

828
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 1: need to know who this is. This is like embarrassing,

829
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: This is disgusting. You should be embarrassed. Well, I'm not embarrassed. Actually,

830
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,320
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed for you. You You had to call a radio

831
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 1: station to do this. You could have just talked to me.

832
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,720
Speaker 1: Do you want to tell her that you're cheating on her? Maybe?

833
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, Maybe maybe if she went at an

834
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: honest conversation. But we don't talk. We don't talk. There's

835
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: no communication exactly. We don't talk because you haven't been available,

836
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 1: and I have to. It's sad that you put me

837
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 1: in the position that I'm calling a radio station. At

838
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 1: least they want to listen to me and talk to me.

839
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 1: I haven't had a word in edgewise with you, and so, yeah, yeah,

840
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 1: I had to do this. I've been freaking out, you

841
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 1: know I have, And that's why you've been distant. You

842
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: don't want to deal with it. You did you really

843
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: just say at least they want to talk to me.

844
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 1: They don't want to talk to you. They don't give

845
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: a damn about you. They want ratings. That's it. They

846
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 1: don't care about you. We do care about her. We

847
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 1: care about our listeners honestly, and we also want ratings.

848
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: Ball This is one of our best segments. Both things

849
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: for you. It also be possible, thank you, both things

850
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,839
Speaker 1: can be true at the same time. There's always people

851
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 1: that are cheating, so there is always gonna be this segment.

852
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,919
Speaker 1: Always people like you. I love that you're like mad

853
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: at them, like it's a stranger, Like you're not gonna

854
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 1: be like confronting. The real situation is that you're like

855
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 1: cooking up with some Danielle does she have the sweater?

856
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 1: Because that's what started this whole thing, Like where is

857
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 1: my sweater? And I'm honestly like freaking out thinking someone

858
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 1: named Danielle has it. Yeah, that's messed up. Yeah, well,

859
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 1: I think that's all you care about is a damn sweater.

860
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:34,760
Speaker 1: That's all you care about. Did give that the Goodwill?

861
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 1: Oh you did give it to Goodwill? Well that shows

862
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 1: also how much you don't care, dude, because a liar.

863
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:43,320
Speaker 1: That's true, But even if you did, that's still a

864
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 1: thing that you had that she liked a lot, and

865
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 1: then you gave it away. Your girlfriend loved us? Yeah, wait,

866
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 1: hold on, when's the last time you did something for me?

867
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,320
Speaker 1: Are you kiddy? When you came home from your guys

868
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 1: night and night like dinner ready and you didn't even

869
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 1: care We had it like for you took it to

870
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,439
Speaker 1: work the next day, like you know that. I've slay

871
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 1: way on. That's the other one one. I'm not even

872
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 1: talking about that. What are you talking about dinner? Do

873
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 1: you think that dinner is doing something for me? What's

874
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:15,320
Speaker 1: the last time we actually were intimate, we were together

875
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: at all? What's the last time we smashed? Remember you

876
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 1: want to go there, you're gonna blame that on me.

877
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: So you get rid of my sweater because you want

878
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: to be more intimate. I don't get that. I'm like, okay, no,

879
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 1: I don't get rid of your sweater because I want

880
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 1: to be intimate. I get rid of you because I

881
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:37,879
Speaker 1: want to. Oh that's wow. Wow, that's like a flap.

882
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 1: I'm done. I gotta go. You guys have a good one. Ianelle. Yeah,

883
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:47,359
Speaker 1: oh my god, Wow, damn, Kara, I'm sorry about that. Yeah,

884
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: he sounds terrible. Yeah, the anger that he just showed you,

885
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 1: like I don't always see that side of him, and

886
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 1: like that just like makes me never want to even

887
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: see him again. Like I'm getting rid of his stuff today.

888
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: I can't we all just be Yeah, you will be

889
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 1: better off. I'm just like shaking right now. I'm sorry.

890
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm sorry. Yeah, no, thank you, guys. Honestly,

891
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 1: this is obviously I needed to do this, and I

892
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: would have been too scared, like you know, bring it up.

893
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 1: But I mean I am glad. You know, trust me.

894
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 1: In a few months though, you're gonna feel amazing. Okay,

895
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold you to that, all right. The Jewels

896
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 1: shows were of the roses. The Jewels Show on demand

897
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:37,839
Speaker 1: jewbils Dirty Little Secret. It's time for another dirty little secret. Remember,

898
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 1: if you want to tell us a dirty little secret

899
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: or a big dirty whatever kind of dirty you got,

900
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 1: you can always tell us on the show. Just text

901
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 1: in four or six one let us know you have

902
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 1: a secret, and you're safe to say whatever you want.

903
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 1: Because we keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what

904
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 1: your name is. We give everybody a fake anonymous nickname.

905
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 1: And on the phone right now is fast and the

906
00:47:55,360 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: furious twenty nine. Oh god, yeah, fast and furious. You

907
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,839
Speaker 1: guys will be happy to know that. I think Vin

908
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,280
Speaker 1: Diesel's son is going to be playing like a flashback

909
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: version of Vin Diesel soon. Something might just literally keep

910
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:11,879
Speaker 1: going with it, might go forever. Yeah, well, I don't

911
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 1: know that he had a son. I don't know. On

912
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 1: the phone with those right now, Vin Diesel's son that

913
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: we didn't know about. Hey, Ven Diesel's son, how are you?

914
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:23,399
Speaker 1: How long have you been? Hey guys? I'm fine. How

915
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: are you guys? Doing good? Good? You do sound like

916
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: Vin Diesel's sun, like very toddler. That's how Vin diesel son,

917
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 1: I felt like, would sound as a toddler. That's I've

918
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: been called. I've been called worse. I'll be all right.

919
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 1: So you have a dirty little secret. Huh uh Yeah,

920
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: I don't know about dirty. It's definitely it's an embarrassing

921
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 1: little secret for sure. Yes, okay, so tell us about it.

922
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 1: Vin Diesel's son, what is your embarrassing little secret? I

923
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 1: feel like I wouldn't have this one if I was

924
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:58,319
Speaker 1: actually his And it doesn't matter anyway. Um So when

925
00:48:58,320 --> 00:48:59,879
Speaker 1: I was younger, when I was I kind of grew

926
00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:02,760
Speaker 1: up around, like right next door to an apple orchard.

927
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 1: My folks live there, and so I don't know if

928
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 1: you guys are aware, your listeners aware, Like a lot

929
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:12,919
Speaker 1: of rodents hang out in apple orchards. My threats would

930
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 1: absolutely it makes sense because those are usually out in

931
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 1: the open and they usually like to eat in Yeah,

932
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 1: in nature. Nature, And I don't know, I don't do

933
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 1: nature very well. Yeah. I hear that there's bugs and

934
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 1: rodents and things like that out there. Haven't been outside

935
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: and year yeah, yeah, man, exactly, There's there's a ton

936
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 1: of animals out there. It's it's kind of disturbing, all right.

937
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 1: So well, it's an embarrassing secret. And we're talking about

938
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:42,399
Speaker 1: furry woodland animals now, so oh god, my mind's going

939
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: to a place that I hope this the secret doesn't

940
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: go to. Don't Yeah, where are you're going? No? No,

941
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:48,840
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, I was I was a child. I

942
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,319
Speaker 1: want to remind you I was a child. Okay, all right, cool,

943
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 1: all right, that's more of a built um. So yeah,

944
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 1: so we, you know, to protect the house from these

945
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 1: rodents which would kind of venture over from the orchard,

946
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,879
Speaker 1: people who live near the orchard would put up kind

947
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 1: of like an obscene amount of rat traps and roading traps.

948
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 1: Um because they would get they would sneak inside the house,

949
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 1: the garage and everything. Right. Um as a little kid,

950
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: like like we lived there from I think I was

951
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 1: like two till I don't remember in my teens. But um,

952
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:20,720
Speaker 1: I was petrified. Like even just seeing a rat trap

953
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 1: freaked me out because I knew that that meant that,

954
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 1: oh right, there's rats in this house somewhere. And I

955
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,439
Speaker 1: would see sometimes a rat that you know, just catch

956
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 1: the tail of the just like scurry behind. I was

957
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 1: absolutely mortified. Um, So my secret is not that I

958
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 1: was scared of the rat. My secret is that at

959
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 1: night as a child, Um, I guess the first secret

960
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 1: is that I also had a collection of stuffed animals.

961
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:49,839
Speaker 1: How old are you again, by the way, uh uh

962
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: this would have been I mean, uh maybe eleven twelve. Yeah. Um,

963
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 1: I don't know how normal that part is, but uh,

964
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: that's less. I may be embarrassing to tell you that

965
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 1: what I would do at night to to quote, protect

966
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: me in my bed, so I thought, is I would

967
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 1: set up my army of stuffed animals like at the

968
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: bedroom door. Uh as like a line of defense against

969
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:20,799
Speaker 1: between me and the rats. Oh my god, he thought

970
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 1: it would work, thought that would work, and not like

971
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: they were blocking, but that they were that they were

972
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: like kind of like scarecrows, like they would scare the rats.

973
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 1: An it's funny and twelve years old. Yeah, cut, you're

974
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:35,919
Speaker 1: a bit old for that though. Yeah, that seems fair.

975
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,319
Speaker 1: That's I mean, that's again, that's I've never told a

976
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 1: single soul. My friends would have just never let me

977
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 1: hear the end of it. I don't think that's a

978
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 1: bit old for that. I was like breastfeeding when I

979
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 1: was like ten. But he goes, haven't remember that he

980
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:57,360
Speaker 1: lost his virginity yesterday at so yeah, man, I forgot.

981
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 1: That does make me feel better. All right, Well, thanks

982
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 1: for telling us your drety little secret. Thank you, guys,

983
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,800
Speaker 1: go one. I appreciate it. The Jibil Show on demand