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Speaker 4: this guy on the show today Blue and everyone listening,

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Speaker 4: I gotta tell you this dude's been in the game

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Speaker 4: thirty two years, producing comedy bits, TV shows, major comedy

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Speaker 4: tours around the globe. You can check out his website

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Speaker 4: Jeff Garcia Comedian dot com and on Instagram at Jeff

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Speaker 4: Garcia La.

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Speaker 3: His big company, guys is Pickensia. Did I say that right?

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Speaker 5: Me? You did?

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Speaker 3: And JG Comedy Underground.

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Speaker 4: Jeff might be best known for voice seeing a lot

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Speaker 4: of great stuff like Sheen, Estavis and Jimmy Neutron Boy

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Speaker 4: Genius and it's two Nickelodeon spinoff television show series, The

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Speaker 4: Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius and of course Planet Sheen,

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Speaker 4: as well as Pip the Mouse in Barnyard and it's

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Speaker 4: spinoff television show series Back at the Barnyard. And he's

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Speaker 4: been to the Boneyard a lot of times too. He

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Speaker 4: likes collecting checks, folks. That's what he does, and I'm

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Speaker 4: not mad at him. That's what the kid does and

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Speaker 4: he's been doing it for a long time. We go

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Speaker 4: back like four flats back on our Power one oh

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Speaker 4: six days. I was telling him before the show, like

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Speaker 4: you we were young kids like our staff around here

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Speaker 4: when we first met, and he goes, you know what, shoe,

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Speaker 4: It is true. He's been around the world and back

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Speaker 4: and now you guys, he's at the Ontario Improv with

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Speaker 4: two shows on Friday, June tenth, and two shows on Saturday,

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Speaker 4: June eleventh.

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Speaker 3: The two shows on Friday starting the seventh day.

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Speaker 5: Bro, you know what, I'm gonna take you Like I'm

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Speaker 5: single right now. I'm gonna take you to every club

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Speaker 5: to hype me up. I'm gonna get laid like every club.

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Speaker 5: Let me finish, fucker, let me finish. I spent the

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Speaker 5: time doing.

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Speaker 4: Two shows on Friday, starting at seven thirty pm, then

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Speaker 4: nine forty five's.

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Speaker 3: The two shows on Saturday.

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Speaker 4: He started at seven pm then nine thirty different times

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Speaker 4: on Saturday.

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Speaker 3: For tickets.

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Speaker 4: D M Jeff Garcia personally, it's his show, just say, hey,

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Speaker 4: can I get some tickets?

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Speaker 5: Fucker, you know exactly how to get tickets.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to the funny guy himself.

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Speaker 4: Yes, thank you for having me, and you know you

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Speaker 4: been sick and you know what, you weren't gonna come,

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Speaker 4: and thank you so much for coming here looking like ship,

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Speaker 4: feeling like oh sorry, I'm me just feeling like shit.

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Speaker 5: I was feeling like ship.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 3: Great, I'll tell you what I have.

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Speaker 5: Man. I had some tickets to go see something in

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Speaker 5: San Bernardino with this new chick I'm dating nice And

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Speaker 5: she took me to this Chinese food restaurant and I

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Speaker 5: shouldn't have trusted it because it was right next to

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Speaker 5: a pet hospital.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what I mean, throwing up. She took

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Speaker 5: me back home. I got kids. You can't be kicking

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Speaker 5: into my path throwing up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, she said, you gotta go.

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Speaker 5: She's I haven't slept in three days, but I don't

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Speaker 5: cancel shows, so I'm here right now.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 5: I've known you for years.

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Speaker 4: Man, it is so funny to sit here and look

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Speaker 4: at you like this now with the mics in front

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Speaker 4: of our face.

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Speaker 2: I mean, we're talking appreciate you bringing COVID in. I

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Speaker 2: mean ship, we've all needed a good run.

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Speaker 3: You know, we went back yesterday.

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Speaker 5: I took a test yesterday. I was fucking fine, all right?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, you know that only fifty accurate? The monkey pox?

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Speaker 3: What is that bump on his neck?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: What are you feeling? Are you? Show? Exactly right?

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Speaker 5: I don't care up in this bitch, Yes, show you

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Speaker 5: too sexy and hot? Now you well, first you sell

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Speaker 5: your Columbian garden, stop selling cocaine, and you marry a

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Speaker 5: white girl. Now you're selling weave.

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Speaker 4: First of all, this is so funny. I'm the last

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Speaker 4: thing I'm doing is sailing weed, first off. And it's

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Speaker 4: funny that guys that know me forever.

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Speaker 3: That's exactly what they think, and people that know what's

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Speaker 3: you used to do? So it's understanding point that people

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Speaker 3: look at me and you that go, you go, what

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Speaker 3: do you guys? All? Well, at least he used to

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Speaker 3: I sold like an ounce here and there, for God's sake,

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Speaker 3: just a smoke.

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Speaker 5: No, you sold me an ounce, So shut the hell blow?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right hold on? Did I really ever?

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Speaker 5: Look, we're white girls dating from coast to mesa.

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Speaker 3: Hook you some stuff up you did.

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Speaker 4: You know, it's crazy even though I've been so The

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Speaker 4: funny thing is, even though i've been sober twenty three years,

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Speaker 4: it's been a lot of people that I plug with

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Speaker 4: and because like I've been friends with and just like

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Speaker 4: you know, I'll tell you the truth.

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Speaker 3: When I do what I told you, I could fly

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Speaker 3: about nothing.

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Speaker 4: This is what you know me guys like this, Me

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Speaker 4: and Jeff go way back when we were literally kids

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Speaker 4: in the game. Jeff started, he was thirty two years

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Speaker 4: ago and he goes, Joe, you're only a couple of.

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Speaker 3: Years older than me when I started.

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Speaker 4: You're right, that's how early it's been. It's been a

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Speaker 4: fucking ride for you.

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Speaker 3: Doc. He's been going forever.

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Speaker 5: Bro before Will Smith started slapping people, I mean when

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Speaker 5: he was all happy, you know, wrapping in West Philadelphia, born.

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Speaker 4: And raised and now again, I mean, when you've seen that,

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Speaker 4: you know what's funny. Like I've seen it live and

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Speaker 4: my kids were there. And the funny thing is my

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Speaker 4: wife she's like, what's going on? And I go and

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Speaker 4: it was live, so it's later no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 4: look at his mouth and I couldn't I couldn't edit myself,

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Speaker 4: meaning the kids were right the mall. He's saying, shut

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Speaker 4: your fucking mouth. I'm like, my wife's like, what are

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Speaker 4: you doing. I'm like, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: Of course you like this in front of the kids,

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Speaker 4: but this is live TV and I lost my forties.

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Speaker 3: I lost my mind. How did you react? You know,

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Speaker 3: as you brought it up?

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Speaker 5: Well? Yet very upset because I'll tell you why I

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Speaker 5: got up sat it because it's like I told my

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Speaker 5: Mexican for all you're American, you telling the soul and nah,

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Speaker 5: I'm just saying, is the guy It's not like he's

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Speaker 5: got in a fight outside the Applebee's, you know, I'm

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Speaker 5: saying anything. The guy got slapped on national TV and

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Speaker 5: was cursed at and made little like a punk. He

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Speaker 5: should have sued man. Yeah yeah, And then since then

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Speaker 5: five comedians have been attacked on stage.

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Speaker 3: Are you nervous?

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Speaker 5: And I'm not nervous. I got total fans, bro.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're gonna make it upter that fan. Are you going?

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Speaker 5: Where you going? These tickets cost twenty six dollars? Okay,

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Speaker 5: I work at Big Old Tires. Fuck that ship.

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Speaker 2: You know what's funny is is is honestly, that's probably

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Speaker 2: true Thoughes ain't letting that ship fly, Bro, They ain't

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Speaker 2: gonna run up on Jeff bro.

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Speaker 3: Think. And honestly, you know they support.

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Speaker 2: Their their black artists as well too, So you know

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't be surprised if you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: Well as you say that they start running that there's

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Speaker 3: a fluke.

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Speaker 4: Now, and I think now the homies are gonna be

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Speaker 4: with Chappelle. Yeah, there be like what now the homies

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Speaker 4: now that ship a comedianesies, Well, you.

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Speaker 5: Know you're a hero if most of us good comedians

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Speaker 5: grew up in hoods. Yes, now we're calling a homeboy.

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Speaker 5: So can you come down, man, let's sit going down, fighter,

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Speaker 5: get down here, broron tickets. Yeah, anybody just told stabbing bro,

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Speaker 5: just your sister's rent.

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Speaker 2: I'll take care of your commissary and your sister's read.

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Speaker 5: Beat that ass full now. But we're not gonna turn

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Speaker 5: them in. We're gonna throw them the trunky, We're gonna

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Speaker 5: take them the leg leake.

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Speaker 4: We were around so funny because you've always had that

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Speaker 4: crowd and following right, Like I've been to many shows,

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Speaker 4: I've had you on our show a hundred times, and

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Speaker 4: just see that like that crowd exactly, which is the

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Speaker 4: funnier party is folks listening, this is the crowd blue.

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Speaker 4: And I grew up. I mean it's like you're our demo.

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Speaker 4: We're like cousins. We literally grew up. The comedy you

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Speaker 4: do is the comedy that we grew up in our hoods,

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Speaker 4: looking and seeing and feeling.

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Speaker 3: And you've always used that like real life ship. You know,

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Speaker 3: that's all you've used.

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Speaker 5: You know what the problem is, here's the problem. I

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Speaker 5: started making money, I had to move into the white neighborhood,

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Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying, So like, you can't.

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Speaker 3: Do what you gotta do it.

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Speaker 5: You can't do what what white parents do when you

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Speaker 5: grew up in the hood. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 5: You beat a kid's ass. It's the first thing you do.

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Speaker 5: And my grandfather told me I was a kid. He

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Speaker 5: slapped me for something, and my grandma got mad while

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Speaker 5: you hit him. My heart. Well, God teachers like that.

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Speaker 5: When you touch fire, you get burned, right, okay.

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Speaker 3: Fire, just the fire.

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Speaker 4: What a great analogy, though, Hey, God teaches hard to

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Speaker 4: you think God, you think, swim for go swim for

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Speaker 4: an hour.

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, go swim in the water.

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Speaker 5: How about when we were kids. I married a white

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Speaker 5: chick and you did too. And then when you have

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Speaker 5: kids with them, they put him in swim school. No

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Speaker 5: swim school, throw them in the lake.

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Speaker 4: My daughter swim, my son to the whole night is

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Speaker 4: the white girl. And then the funny the worst soccer soccer.

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Speaker 4: As a kid, Joseph Lopez remembers being at San Jose

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Speaker 3: Like I went, I don't know how to swim. He

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Speaker 4: He goes, see you know how to swim, and he

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Speaker 2: So funny funny story is, though, is I I had

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Speaker 3: Like yeah, fuck, you know, I thought I was gonna die.

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Speaker 3: I know what.

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Speaker 4: Right, And then and then that defenced though blue seriously

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Speaker 5: I got a better story for you, homeboy, dude, Like

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Speaker 5: you don't have to worry about nothing. My ex wife,

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Speaker 5: snakes in front of my dad? What the fuck I brought?

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Speaker 4: I pulled a sneak out of my pocket. You want

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Speaker 5: The only snake that my my neighborhood is a fucking

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Speaker 3: I lived down the street. We were you we're talking about.

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Speaker 3: But your daughter, your daughter just love it, like.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, dad, dad, they just killed the snake and she's

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Speaker 3: I would think that's the hype, right, that you get

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Speaker 5: And then my ex wife got mad at me for that. Man.

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Speaker 4: The fun things is that The bit too, is that

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Speaker 5: I don't know you want to talk I don't talk

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Speaker 5: about I do you know me?

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Speaker 4: Bro?

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Speaker 5: I don't. I don't write it down.

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Speaker 3: Just oh, I know. That's what's been so funny about.

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Speaker 3: I remember early.

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Speaker 4: On right this, I swear to god, I'll never forget

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Speaker 4: this moment. We're in the very old studios up Parwerwin

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Speaker 4: Like you're talking.

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Speaker 6: Nineteen ninety nine, it's two thousand and ninety, right, So

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Speaker 6: you're coming in there, and I remember you coming in

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Speaker 6: there going, well, I'm gonna go to the show, and

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Speaker 6: like you're all young with like you know, the the

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Speaker 3: Are you saying his old jokes?

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Speaker 4: No, we're all young and rocking up Mitchell and Eskier

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're all bad.

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Speaker 3: We're all cool.

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Speaker 5: We still use move, we still use Moose, Moose.

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Speaker 3: I should buy some Moose show. My point is, you

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Speaker 3: buy some Moose. I would love somebody. I never used

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Speaker 4: Show and with your show, and you're just like whatever

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Speaker 5: I started when I was fifteen years old, right, and

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Speaker 5: I would open up for all these acts and they

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Speaker 5: I would think about singers all, you know, like Earth

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Speaker 5: Wind and Fire is still singing reasons.

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Speaker 3: What is that.

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Speaker 5: But a point for you? They've been singing that for

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Speaker 5: fifty years.

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Speaker 3: Man, cash and check. You know what? It's of us

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Speaker 3: talking to one When we come back more with Jeff Garcia.

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Speaker 5: I gotta stay here longer.

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Speaker 3: Let's be right back.

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Speaker 1: After this break, We'll be right back with Cannabis Talk

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Speaker 1: one O one. Welcome back to Cannabis Talk one O one.

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Speaker 3: What time is it? Dime?

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Speaker 4: That's right, folks think higher Dime Industries find them in California, Arizona,

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Speaker 4: and Oklahoma. Check out the website dime Industries dot com

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Speaker 4: on Instagram Dime dot Industries. We got comedian Jeff Garcia

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Speaker 4: hanging out with that. Yeah, right, and I'm on your

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Speaker 4: dime right now, dude.

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Speaker 3: So tour back again. You've been off for a while.

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Speaker 4: How did you deal with the COVID and just being

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Speaker 4: the comedian that tours and makes money and now it's

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Speaker 5: Bro, come on, COVID killed me. Man, Oh you know

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Speaker 5: what I'm saying. You know, you know what's funny is

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Speaker 5: don't leave Los Angeles very often, but the outside like

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Speaker 5: OCS or like COVID right here, bitch, Yeah, but.

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Speaker 3: Well all kinds of comedy shows over here.

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Speaker 5: I have COVID. I'll sneeze on you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, get over.

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Speaker 4: You're like, okay, bye, give them they hug you, right,

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Speaker 4: We're like inc Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So I had to do I had to like just

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Speaker 5: So they let me do like shows and they're like

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Speaker 5: like like this just posted on your DM.

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Speaker 3: Everybody. Yeah, don't do no live yeah DM. Who you

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Speaker 3: think will come in the.

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Speaker 5: Area, don't worry about it, bro, don't worry about it.

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Speaker 3: That's a good one.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, I was doing eleven o'clock shows this bar

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Speaker 5: every two months. Yeah, I had to. I had it

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Speaker 5: like it made enough money for me to pay my bills.

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Speaker 5: But remember COVID hit, no work, same bills.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and the truth. You know, a lot of

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Speaker 2: people don't realize. I think the entertainment industry, in my opinion,

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Speaker 3: And all that ship just came to a complete hall.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, a crash.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Hey man, my sister, she's kind of gettus. She goes,

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Speaker 5: I feel sorry for you and strippers.

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Speaker 3: And I'm wondering why more so for you. Then you're like,

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Speaker 3: how do you name?

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Speaker 5: Can you pay? The strippers on side?

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Speaker 3: Ain't cheap?

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Speaker 4: Speaking on the side, how is that grass greener on

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Speaker 5: You know, Brian, I crossed you a couple of times

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Speaker 4: Have he remembers my ex wife well as I remember

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Speaker 3: Well, look at each other going, oh, I remember, how

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Speaker 3: is this gonna li?

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Speaker 5: I mean, we want the purge that happened because we

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Speaker 5: want to kill both.

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Speaker 3: Let me ask you, how.

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Speaker 4: Is it crazy? Like who do I invite to a show?

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Speaker 4: What city am I going to? I think it would

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Speaker 4: be crazy, to be honest. Like on the other side,

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Speaker 4: like it's not going to be easy easier on this

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Speaker 4: with being single? Is that what you're saying?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Is it easier? Being singles is harder.

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Speaker 5: That's way harder, man, what I'm saying. I'm like, I

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Speaker 5: do a joke about this is the true ship, right,

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Speaker 5: Like remember when we were kids and we go to

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Speaker 3: Oh and that wouldn't have to have no social media?

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Speaker 5: What's up?

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Speaker 3: Who's out o the corner popping there? But that's Jeff

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Speaker 3: who's all that job? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Jay G.

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Speaker 4: Joe snagged joke Jeff Garcia in the room that j

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Speaker 4: G's are in the building.

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Speaker 5: So I do a joke about this ship, right because

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Speaker 5: you know every Mexican chick, I mean, you have spotted owl.

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Speaker 5: If you find a thirty year old chip, you know,

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Speaker 5: with no children, fucking like when I.

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Speaker 3: Was a kid, we were a kid, it's called the unicorn.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, right, the four leaf clover. I found it fuck

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Speaker 5: the lucky scratcher anyway. So I would meet a chicken,

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Speaker 5: I'll be like, it's come back to your pat. Okay,

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Speaker 5: but I have a baby, and it'll be like a

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Speaker 5: two year old. You know what I'm saying. Now you

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Speaker 5: meet a chick, now my age, you wake up? Have

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Speaker 5: a baby though, Okay, it's cool to a nineteen year old.

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Speaker 5: What's up fucking my mama?

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Speaker 3: Walk Port's gotta be crazy.

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Speaker 4: That's why, baby Anthony, Yeah, like, no fucking baby, This

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Speaker 4: fucker's nineteen twenty.

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Speaker 3: They called me twenty.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, right, they call me Tony.

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Speaker 3: Don't you met Captain crunch Pitch. You know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 3: checking you out the fucking door.

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Speaker 5: And ship sneaking out the window and ship and it's

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Speaker 5: just the sun.

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's like that.

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Speaker 4: There used to be younger. It used to be the dad.

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Speaker 4: Yeah right right, they think about it, and now you're

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Speaker 4: dealing with scenarios where you gotta deal with the young toughs.

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Speaker 5: Remember that ship, bro, when we were kids with them,

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Speaker 5: when we were younger. Now you're in the twenties. They

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Speaker 5: had a three year old. You can bring a kick

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Speaker 5: cat and you're fine. I gotta suck out a fucking window.

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Speaker 3: Bro, you said you'd bring up a kid.

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Speaker 5: Cat.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna go visit the check that out little kid

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Speaker 4: looking at the chocolate all over the face a wafer, You're.

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Speaker 3: Just like happy, go and give it to them. I

444
00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:53,879
Speaker 3: brought this for your kid.

445
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,760
Speaker 5: You bring a video cassette, a fucking jungle book, and

446
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:57,160
Speaker 5: now you.

447
00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:00,600
Speaker 2: Gotta bring a bring a car joint here full here,

448
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:04,680
Speaker 2: take a joint.

449
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:03,800
Speaker 5: Twenty second cold.

450
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no, that the kid that check your dady

451
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,640
Speaker 4: kids taking your dope right.

452
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,399
Speaker 3: He's in your pockets too, He's got your money.

453
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:15,040
Speaker 5: You're honey, my weed, and he's in my bitch's ear.

454
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:22,000
Speaker 3: Any wants to be every tickets right next show? Hey, Hey, hey, Jeff,

455
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:22,760
Speaker 3: are you going? Bro?

456
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:24,320
Speaker 5: Hey?

457
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,840
Speaker 3: Should you still looking up with my mommy? Do you

458
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,119
Speaker 3: get four tickets? Hey?

459
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,640
Speaker 4: I want beers to bitch. You all got fake IDs?

460
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,119
Speaker 4: Can you work the door at the front of the

461
00:18:32,119 --> 00:18:34,000
Speaker 4: imprompt pull or nader? You don't even have that kind

462
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,879
Speaker 4: of sucking pull on your ship, bitch. Yeah, you're not

463
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:39,119
Speaker 4: even the headliner atro Jimmy Neutron.

464
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:39,399
Speaker 5: You were sheen?

465
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, can you plug me with Jimmy Neutron?

466
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:43,160
Speaker 5: Though?

467
00:18:44,119 --> 00:18:45,640
Speaker 3: Hey, you know the guy that did that for real?

468
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:49,040
Speaker 5: You look that up happy feet. Whn't you dancing bitch?

469
00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:49,840
Speaker 5: How about this though?

470
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,240
Speaker 3: Hey, how about this though? Everybody that you're dating, those

471
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:55,320
Speaker 3: kids fucking grew up. Listen to you. How crazy is

472
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,560
Speaker 3: that every chick that your.

473
00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:02,240
Speaker 4: Dandy goes, Mama, make him do it, make him do it,

474
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:02,919
Speaker 4: make him do it.

475
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,760
Speaker 3: You haven't gone to the house and did it for

476
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:07,720
Speaker 3: the kids. Seriously, do it?

477
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,960
Speaker 4: Did you in the other room, dude, I'm dating right now?

478
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:15,280
Speaker 5: She heard her kids grew up on barnyard and they go,

479
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,000
Speaker 5: can you can you? Can you make him do it?

480
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,200
Speaker 5: I'm like, right in front of them.

481
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,880
Speaker 4: They're like right there, going mom tell them blue Blue

482
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:22,639
Speaker 4: tells you have to do it.

483
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,639
Speaker 5: Joe show, I cannot do that. Then I cannot do that.

484
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:31,680
Speaker 5: Oh this it's run. When to hear the funniest story.

485
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,920
Speaker 5: I've only told this story three times. I was doing

486
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,919
Speaker 5: Jimmy Neutron right. My boy I grew up with me

487
00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:39,439
Speaker 5: and all my friends were big, and I was always

488
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,199
Speaker 5: skinny and small tiny. It took care of me. So

489
00:19:42,359 --> 00:19:44,880
Speaker 5: my friend had a daughter and he moved to ELMANI

490
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,399
Speaker 5: and I was coming back from Burbank which is on

491
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,879
Speaker 5: the way back from Laverne. And he's all, hey, man,

492
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,040
Speaker 5: stop and do that voice with my daughter. Man, she's four,

493
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,119
Speaker 5: she loves that show. I'm like, okay, man. So I

494
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:57,280
Speaker 5: pulled up and I started he how you doing? Andrea?

495
00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:00,199
Speaker 5: Is that your name? She walked up to me and

496
00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:02,720
Speaker 5: opened up my mouth and looked in because we thought

497
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:03,760
Speaker 5: I swallowed the fucker.

498
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:11,360
Speaker 1: Bro.

499
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,560
Speaker 4: But but what a beautiful story to be able to touch

500
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,880
Speaker 4: your friends kids like that and your own kids who

501
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,399
Speaker 4: go like, shut up, dad, that's not even you.

502
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,280
Speaker 3: I'm sure it's a different story at home, but you know.

503
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,640
Speaker 5: You say that, Bro, My kids don't even appreciate that ship.

504
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:24,200
Speaker 3: Of course they don't.

505
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,840
Speaker 5: We're in a seven bedroom house, right.

506
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:26,639
Speaker 3: We have a pool, we have.

507
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,720
Speaker 5: A spa, we have a fucking game room, pool, We

508
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,359
Speaker 5: have every fucking thing, right.

509
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,879
Speaker 3: And that all paid for it?

510
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, And then I walk in there watching the fairly

511
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,200
Speaker 5: odd parents. What the fuck?

512
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't even watch my show?

513
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,680
Speaker 5: What the fuck you see that? It's called a roof?

514
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,040
Speaker 4: How about we watched that show so that the ratings

515
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,920
Speaker 4: get caught on our TV so that we can get

516
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,760
Speaker 4: more money and the residuals could keep coming exactly.

517
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,919
Speaker 5: You should be wearing T shirts and fucking running around

518
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:49,480
Speaker 5: saying that's that.

519
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,159
Speaker 3: Yes, the kids need to watch us forever.

520
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,639
Speaker 5: Kids grateful little fucks.

521
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,720
Speaker 3: Huh.

522
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,200
Speaker 4: You don't get that though, A And I'm just curious

523
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,880
Speaker 4: now that I said that, is that a residual thing too?

524
00:20:59,000 --> 00:20:59,200
Speaker 5: Yeah?

525
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,760
Speaker 3: I give God bless for that. Thank you.

526
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,880
Speaker 5: So we're doing more episodes too, they're bringing it back

527
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:04,119
Speaker 5: in U.

528
00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:06,359
Speaker 3: That makes me so much happier for you knowing that.

529
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,280
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they're shooting for late August.

530
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:09,160
Speaker 3: That's great.

531
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,000
Speaker 5: But if that comes back, I'm rich.

532
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:11,680
Speaker 3: Rich exactly.

533
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're one, you're well, not one, you're one

534
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,800
Speaker 4: moment away, meaning what one, two, three, four more?

535
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,159
Speaker 3: Get four more seasons under about and you're fucking body.

536
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:19,560
Speaker 5: I'm done.

537
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,040
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, you're good. Good.

538
00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:23,280
Speaker 5: Then they change the rules to I get my pension

539
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,640
Speaker 5: at fifty one instead of fifty six.

540
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:29,240
Speaker 4: Rich, That's what I mean, because if you get four

541
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:32,200
Speaker 4: or five more seasons under their pain like that, that's

542
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:33,240
Speaker 4: just fucking Oh.

543
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,480
Speaker 5: No, things are going great.

544
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:34,680
Speaker 3: Man.

545
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,800
Speaker 5: I'm doing a movie. I can't talk about it yet

546
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,520
Speaker 5: because you know how they don't let you. When I

547
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,320
Speaker 5: start doing it, I'll come right back to this.

548
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,840
Speaker 3: Show and talk about it. Great, thank you.

549
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,560
Speaker 5: And then they're doing a couple of specials on nick

550
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,520
Speaker 5: Netflix that they want to do, like a compilation of

551
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,760
Speaker 5: Mexican comedians. Yeah, so that's gonna pay great too, Great.

552
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,840
Speaker 5: So every I got Angie backing me up.

553
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:57,200
Speaker 2: So let me ask you who who I mean, obviously

554
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,080
Speaker 2: we know, but who are some of the artists that

555
00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 2: you've worked with that you enjoy being on tour, on

556
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,359
Speaker 2: the road with, on the road with, Yeah, just working

557
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:04,720
Speaker 2: in general, just like you know, I mean, if you

558
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:07,000
Speaker 2: had this name off some of your co uh you know,

559
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,920
Speaker 2: uh workers or whatever that you like working with.

560
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:15,520
Speaker 5: Well, I don't really have any like work by myself.

561
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,200
Speaker 3: For the last amount of years.

562
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,640
Speaker 5: Yeah. What what happens with me is what I do, right,

563
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,480
Speaker 5: I always do. It's called the internship the way I

564
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,520
Speaker 5: look at it. Okay, you middle, you open up for me, right,

565
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,199
Speaker 5: and in a year and a half you middle, and

566
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,600
Speaker 5: then after a year and a half you have to

567
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,439
Speaker 5: move on. You know what I'm saying. You can't be

568
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 5: relying on somebody. I mean, look at all the guys

569
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,920
Speaker 5: that opened up for all these big acts, they're there.

570
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,760
Speaker 5: Then I'm know a guy that opened up for Richard Jenny,

571
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,880
Speaker 5: and Richard Jenny died and he was like just dead

572
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:38,359
Speaker 5: in the water.

573
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,119
Speaker 3: He had no where to.

574
00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:41,040
Speaker 2: Work, right, So this will be the first time you've

575
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 2: done some kind of a comedy act with a bunch

576
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,640
Speaker 2: of Latino or other artists and stuff like that.

577
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 5: I don't know how they're gonna work it, bro, I

578
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 5: really don't, but I think it should be like you know,

579
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:52,640
Speaker 5: it's solid because there's too many of us. Yeah, in

580
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,360
Speaker 5: this country, there's too many Latinos, there's too many for

581
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 5: them to ignore us like that.

582
00:22:58,119 --> 00:23:01,639
Speaker 4: Suddenly, well, I think it's finally getting a little uh

583
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,640
Speaker 4: fucking bread crumb, right, Like we've gotten a little bread

584
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:07,679
Speaker 4: we have exactly Like but when ABC did something right

585
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,680
Speaker 4: that that show that they gave us one season on

586
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,160
Speaker 4: and they fucking took it away and it was only

587
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:14,720
Speaker 4: Latin based baker folks from I forget, not like Colombia.

588
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,479
Speaker 3: But my point is some Latin ABC.

589
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:20,320
Speaker 4: When I say representation, I look at representation with the majors,

590
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 4: and I'd say majors, I go.

591
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,359
Speaker 3: ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox.

592
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,120
Speaker 4: That's what when I think, when when I look at

593
00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:30,200
Speaker 4: this game, that's what I look. That's what Joe looks

594
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 4: at and goes, is this game equal?

595
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,200
Speaker 3: Not at all?

596
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,920
Speaker 4: We have one show on fucking ABC, is my point?

597
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 4: Any other show network CBS is trying to do some stuf.

598
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,399
Speaker 5: But shay this out let me let me let me

599
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 5: tell you this, so I'll let you talk right after this.

600
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 5: But I know I'm going to back up your point

601
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:44,639
Speaker 5: right now, and I want to hear what you have

602
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,400
Speaker 5: to say. We'll check this out. Okay. At one time

603
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 5: they had two Asian shows on Primetime network.

604
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 3: They still have it, Rocking the Boat, Are Fresh.

605
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,200
Speaker 5: The Boat and Uh and the Doctor can show.

606
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 3: What's Fresh off the Boat?

607
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,359
Speaker 4: In my opinion, was one of the fucking dopeish shows

608
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:02,440
Speaker 4: they throw all the old nineties hip hop.

609
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,679
Speaker 7: I fucking love that show, and on the real I

610
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 7: don't have any problem with them having any show, of course,

611
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 7: but the point is is that they have two shows

612
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 7: and they make up six percent of the population and

613
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 7: we make up twenty nine, and we don't.

614
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 4: Have to be clear, I don't think just mad at it,

615
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 4: And I'm not mad at it either. I like this

616
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,359
Speaker 4: show and I loved it because I liked watching it

617
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 4: because it was a minority show going well and I

618
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 4: know a lot of Asians that grow up like that

619
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,959
Speaker 4: with me, where I'm like finally going yes and the representation.

620
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,399
Speaker 3: Doesn't Lopez have his own show though, so we have

621
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 3: one or two?

622
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 5: Right, No, only the television now, but yeah, television has

623
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 5: been around since nineteen forty nine, okay, and we've had

624
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 5: one syndicated show one Latin.

625
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:41,240
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.

626
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,879
Speaker 5: I mean you can ask you can welcome to a

627
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 5: white guy and go name me twenty white comics, name

628
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 5: me twenty black. They can't. No white guy out there

629
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:50,919
Speaker 5: can name ten Mexican comedians.

630
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 4: That's wrong, right, Yeah, it's kind of yeah, it's funny

631
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,200
Speaker 4: to think it's and not only that, like the Latin

632
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 4: Kings of comedy tours all those things like that. You know,

633
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 4: you are the King of tomedy Tours, which was already there.

634
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 4: But I think, in my opinion, as as it's getting

635
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 4: some more, it's still not bad because like yourselves, the

636
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,880
Speaker 4: George lovers, I think my little cousin, Angela Johnson's doing

637
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:17,360
Speaker 4: some well representations for the Latino community and she's doing

638
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 4: I don't know if you know you know this because

639
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,439
Speaker 4: you probably didn't realize this, but at the time when

640
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 4: you were going to power. My little cousin Angelo was

641
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 4: around the whole time, so she just wasn't the big

642
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 4: comedian that she was then, but she was always around us,

643
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 4: which is funny.

644
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 3: But people like you.

645
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 4: Guys, and you know, Uh Philippe the big uh, the

646
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:34,680
Speaker 4: big dude.

647
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 3: As far as the big.

648
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 4: Dude, the big heavy set dude, Gius glacious. Yes, he's

649
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 4: making tons of.

650
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 3: Noise, I know.

651
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 5: But the point I'm trying to say is not TV

652
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 5: show wise.

653
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:49,360
Speaker 3: I agree real syndicated.

654
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 5: Shows we should be. Look, we own the Southwest, I mean,

655
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,640
Speaker 5: and tell the truth. You grew up in bell Flower.

656
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 5: You said, I'm from Downey Bill, Okay, but whatever. You

657
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 5: have a white neighbor that would understand your culture. Yeah,

658
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying. So we own the whole Southwest.

659
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 5: If you live in the Southwest, you know Mexican. Yeah,

660
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:05,479
Speaker 5: you know what we do. Well.

661
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 3: I'll look at I'm Puerto Rican and people ask me

662
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 3: all the time.

663
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,440
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, never mind, Joe, no talk.

664
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,640
Speaker 3: I'm right here, don't worry. But I thought my Puerto

665
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 3: Rican brother's okay, cam right. The headline reads Jeff Garcia.

666
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Speaker 2: The headline reads Jeff Garcia talk Ship on the Puerto

667
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 2: Ricans on cannabis talk one.

668
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 3: On the Puerto Rican you know, you know what Jeff

669
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Speaker 3: so So.

670
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Speaker 2: What I always tell people though, is look, I'm from

671
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 2: I'm from Los Angeles, California. Grew up on a period

672
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 2: highway and down it and and people were like, what

673
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 2: are you one?

674
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 3: Puerto Rican? But I grew up Mexican. And they're like,

675
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 3: what do you mean? You know what I'm saying. And

676
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, if you're from LA, if you're from l A,

677
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 3: you're Mexican.

678
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 2: Yes, it works like you know what I'm saying, Like

679
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 2: like if you have any kind of skin, you know,

680
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 2: tone to you, Oh this was Mexican.

681
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:53,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no, there's.

682
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 5: No like like me when I travel, if I go

683
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 5: to Miami, I'm Cuban. Yeah, Puerto Rican.

684
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 4: You're watching this show in Miami, there's three Cubans. You're

685
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 4: watching the show in the d R were three Dominicans.

686
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 4: You're watching the show in l A. We're three Mexicanans.

687
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 5: And and I and I tell you that you're watching

688
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 5: it in Kentucky you're three dead men.

689
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 2: I love you, wow, Kentucky.

690
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 5: Though you know, you know, no, I understand your porto

691
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 5: because my ex wife was was Italian and Puerto Rican.

692
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 5: I call her white because that's what she always marked

693
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 5: on papers. Yeah, she was Puerto Rican. And she was like,

694
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 5: you tell me, And we would go back and forth

695
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 5: like fucking with each other. Mexican and and she's like

696
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,920
Speaker 5: watching TV one day Mexicans they crossed over and inflated

697
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 5: trash bags. Like we're just joking around.

698
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, just beg.

699
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 5: Bothering her. Yeah sod, she got her bagging herself.

700
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had the swim farther. We're from you know,

701
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 2: I'm from Puerto Rican.

702
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 5: From anything, I would tell her this ship, No, this

703
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 5: is a better joke. Okay, understand, Puerto Rico is an

704
00:27:56,640 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 5: apartment building. Okay, America owns that ship. That ship for lease. Okay,

705
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 5: that's what I would tell you.

706
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,160
Speaker 3: Every Puerto Rican your for lease. Yeah, you can run

707
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 3: out any time.

708
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 5: You don't even need a passport to go there.

709
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 3: Where is it? Yeah right, you dude. I really got

710
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 3: to go to Florida to get their first Yeah right,

711
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 3: I mean.

712
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:15,439
Speaker 5: I go straight from Texas.

713
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,919
Speaker 3: I mean, which one is it? Texas Florida?

714
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 5: So we got I don't even know you canna like

715
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 5: this one. So I got this seven foot Christmas tree

716
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 5: right for our house, right, and I had the ladder

717
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 5: and I was trying to put the star up there, right,

718
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 5: and she starts talking ship. She's shouldn't take that long,

719
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 5: and I go, what, there was a coconut, you'd be

720
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 5: up there real quick. You get on your head and

721
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 5: drinking the fucking milk on the way down.

722
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up. Who pays your rent Who pays

723
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 3: your rents? And then and then that's when you guys

724
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 3: got a divorce. That's when the divorce happened happily.

725
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 5: Ever after hanging out right right, we can't get Yeah,

726
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 5: we're at the Starbucks writing our movie yea together.

727
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 3: I'll meet you on monthly.

728
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 5: I can't wait for these fucking dms that come in

729
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 5: after this ship here.

730
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 3: Oh, this is gonna go ahead.

731
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 4: It's gonna be fun. And you know what, And this

732
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 4: is the type of rant and rave you do on

733
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 4: your show. It just goes any which way in any direction,

734
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 4: have fun. And he says something in the show, That's

735
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 4: what I've always loved about your shows and stuff. But

736
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 4: that Thanks for giving us ten tickets right now, one

737
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 4: eight hundred for twenty nineteen eighty one hundred for twenty

738
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 4: nineteen eighty.

739
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 5: Okay, you want to give away ten?

740
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 3: I got you sure.

741
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well by the time this airthon, this goes if

742
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 4: you do want to go, call us up and we

743
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 4: can get you in because it's only I think this

744
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 4: is gonna air.

745
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 3: From you to get him two. That's the ten two.

746
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 3: This comes up the third, so we have a few days. Yeah,

747
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 3: it's cool, we'll check man, we'll check this out.

748
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 5: This can you're Joe fucking Grande bro effect yourself with

749
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 5: wife right now and have a coffee.

750
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 3: Nay, I have fun with Jefferin. It's ten.

751
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 2: It's ten tickets and Joe's on the show with ten

752
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 2: of his family members and ship, yeah, you've all won.

753
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 5: Now he's Mexican.

754
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 4: He'll show up with fourteen, talking about like you still

755
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 4: need four, dog y four. I know you gave me ten,

756
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 4: but I still need four. That's the fucking type of homies.

757
00:29:58,760 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 3: We grew up with night Low.

758
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 4: You're gave your boys fucking tend tickets and he comes

759
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 4: up with four more.

760
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 5: No.

761
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 4: No.

762
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 5: Then Jobe up at the end of the first show going,

763
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Speaker 5: hey man, my cousin was late. Can he get in

764
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 5: the second one?

765
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, how many times this crazy, real, stupid shit like

766
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 4: that happened.

767
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 3: Though, after this break, it's Cannabis Talk one on one.

768
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 3: We'll be right back.

769
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Speaker 1: We'll be right back with Cannabis Talk one O one.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Cannabis Talk one O one.

771
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772
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Speaker 3: Dot com. I don't know why is it web sites same?

776
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Speaker 4: I think I have a cartoon character, mister voice over here,

777
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Speaker 4: and I'm thinking I'm Almer Fudd, So I don't know

778
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Speaker 4: what I'm trying to.

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Speaker 5: Do over your characters.

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Speaker 4: Bottom line at c A N N A A I

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Speaker 4: D S H O P dot com hashtag kind of factory.

782
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Speaker 4: As we're here with the comedy and the voice, the

783
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 4: man admit the legend Blue Christopher Wright, and Jeff Garcia

784
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 4: is next to him.

785
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 3: What's up, guys?

786
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 2: You know, I'll tell you, Jeff, I I really enjoy

787
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 2: having you on the show.

788
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 3: It's been so fuun.

789
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 5: Can I can I ask you a question? Why are

790
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 5: you holding that mic like you're holding your dick.

791
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 2: Because you know, because I like it because if I

792
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 2: could over, I know, if I could, I would.

793
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 3: Oh my god, did you ever get hid?

794
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 5: I get high? I used to when I was a kid.

795
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 5: I used to smoke with lot of wee when.

796
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 3: I was a kid before shows all the time. Here.

797
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 5: I'd be worried if I didn't have it before show ship, I'm.

798
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 3: Going, I'm sober. What am I gonna do it out

799
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 3: of here?

800
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 5: I need I need joining the joint right gets so

801
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 5: fucking high? Man? Oh my god?

802
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 3: Did you what was your favorite kind of weed? Did

803
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 3: you have a brand? Or no?

804
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 5: You know how funny? What's funny is that that's when

805
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 5: you know when I was coming up, when I was

806
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 5: a kid, I was like nineteen to twenty four, I

807
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 5: was high every day. But I can't take the strong,

808
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 5: chronic bullshit. I have to get stressed. That my friends

809
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 5: would laugh of me, like we go go to money.

810
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 3: Just to straight. Can I get the brown weeds dress stress?

811
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 5: I'll be fine.

812
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 3: I used to love stress. That was my favorite, and

813
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 3: know that it would taste funny, but it would do

814
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 3: the trick. It would get you.

815
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 5: Really, But you know what the problem with we I

816
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 5: had what weed is is that I'm a lazy thinker fucker.

817
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying. I have homeboys that get

818
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 5: high and work out after. I'm like, how the fuck

819
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 5: do you do that? I can't even like Michael Phelps, right,

820
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 5: he got busted. Yeah, ship, they should have gave him

821
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 5: two more gold medals. I can't even make a sandwich

822
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 5: when I'm high with them.

823
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 3: He was the most warrant Olympian ever. He's got the

824
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 3: most gold medals ever.

825
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 5: And he's smoking weed too.

826
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 2: He gave himself a You know, I'll tell you that's

827
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 2: funny because I've actually not that.

828
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 3: I work out on the regular obviously, you know, I

829
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 3: mean you look like an Olympian.

830
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 5: I just want to tell you now, you're a gummy

831
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 5: motherfucker go on.

832
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 4: Gummy Yeah, a gummy bear motherfucker, an Olympian gummy bear winner.

833
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

834
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 2: But you know, being that guy, you know, I've actually

835
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 2: got high and worked out. It's kind of nice. You

836
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 2: get into like a little zone and ship and you

837
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 2: just kind of start staring at chicks up the place

838
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 2: like that.

839
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 5: What I'm trying to say, that's awesome. See, I can't

840
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 5: do that shit. I mean, you don't even want to

841
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 5: do that two years old, I mean forty thousand dollars

842
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 5: on twenty three next stop smoking weed, I meet like

843
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 5: one hundred and sixty nice.

844
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 3: I mean.

845
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I got off my ass and started working,

846
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 2: and so you don't dab anymore nothing.

847
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 3: That wise, nod.

848
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 5: I'll get high if I'm at my house by myself,

849
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 5: not by myself, but like where I don't have to

850
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 5: go nowhere. Sure, yeah, And you look at much how

851
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 5: much I talk right now? When I get high, I

852
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 5: talk more. You can't shut me the fuck up? Man.

853
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 4: Isn't that funny though, to think, like, even though you

854
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 4: just said those years, mine was probably just a little younger,

855
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 4: but around the same time eighteen nineteen.

856
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 3: Then I quit it twenty six.

857
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 4: Though, okay, from smoking flour every day and not oh yeah,

858
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 4: brilling got it bed and let's put it this, and

859
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 4: I'll put this in that, and I'll put that in that.

860
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 4: It didn't matter, like I put. The more I could

861
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 4: put it in my joint, the.

862
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 3: Better it is. It wasn't like just the joint. I mean,

863
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 3: I'm I'm parlaying well yeah right.

864
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 2: Look, well, look who's joined us over there in the

865
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 2: kitchen right there? And Hellica, Amy and Chris.

866
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 3: What's nice? How you guys doing. I think they're working

867
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 3: hard over there. It looks good.

868
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 2: It's always nice to see him over there holding down

869
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:12,760
Speaker 2: the kitchen.

870
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 5: Huh.

871
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,320
Speaker 3: And Helica has been working with you now for a while.

872
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,879
Speaker 5: Yes, she's been working for eight months and I haven't

873
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 5: been happier.

874
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 3: Nice. That's awesome.

875
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I bonus her out all the time. Like

876
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 5: I said, I wish I was sleeping with her so

877
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:23,879
Speaker 5: I don't have to pay her this much.

878
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, betters so funny with her and pay her rent

879
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 4: and the awesome.

880
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 2: You just look like a movie coup and rent. You

881
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 2: just look like a good couple. She's doing pr for you.

882
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 2: She do marketing, all the above, all of that. You know,

883
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:37,320
Speaker 2: it's funny.

884
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,840
Speaker 4: I met her so so long ago when I was

885
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 4: literally working at powerwan O six as well, and she

886
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 4: came to my house when I lived in Santa Clarita.

887
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 3: She actually came home with baby bash. Ironically, I mean like.

888
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 4: She's been in the game doing so much. Everybody, everyone

889
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 4: and none only that she's been here. And she was

890
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 4: at my fiftieth birthday party.

891
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 5: You don't understand.

892
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 3: And she called Jeff to come with him. I was like, perfect.

893
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,319
Speaker 4: Even when I saw h Jeff, I go, Jeff, I go,

894
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 4: you're the type of guy that I can't. I told

895
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 4: my Goma, apologizing, because you're the type of guy that

896
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 4: I would have invited in my birthday and I'm sorry

897
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,399
Speaker 4: I forgot. And Angelica goes, oh, Joe, I invited him

898
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 4: for you, and I going, Helica, that's why you're the

899
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 4: type of friend that would have done that for me,

900
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 4: and that's why I love you.

901
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 5: But she's she knows fucking everybody. Remember when the Pope

902
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 5: came into town, he was driving around that glass ning yes, okay,

903
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 5: Angelica was in there with him, of course, and I

904
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 5: was now sitting there and this guy next to me said,

905
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 5: who's that guy with Angelica?

906
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 3: And that's why we're friends? And they said, none your business.

907
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:31,280
Speaker 5: That's the Pope, bitch, and that's why we're friends.

908
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 4: It's awesome to see good people around you like that,

909
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 4: and it's like we've seen each other for years like

910
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 4: that too.

911
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 3: Something we'd like to do with all our guests.

912
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 4: Before we do do that once again, the big show

913
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:44,720
Speaker 4: is in Ontario, right, yeah, yeah, and those dates, folks,

914
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:46,760
Speaker 4: if you really want some tickets. I know Jeff solid

915
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 4: like that once again one eight hundred and four twenty

916
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 4: nineteen eighty will literally hook up a few ticket people

917
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 4: with some tickets. If you're in the local area. I

918
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 4: know we have a huge following in the Los Angeles,

919
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 4: California area. But if you even want to come in

920
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 4: from say you're in veg or wherever you want, you

921
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 4: know what, but they don't take him if you're not

922
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 4: showing exactly, don't call something that.

923
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 3: Don't do that.

924
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to call you back. Or what I'm

925
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,240
Speaker 4: gonna really do is forward the voicemail to a Helica.

926
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 4: That's what I'm gonna be honest. Everything I'm gonna afford

927
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,240
Speaker 4: the voicemailer a Helica. So don't bullshit.

928
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 3: I have heard little. You're still number two.

929
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 5: So I'll tell you. I'll tell you what. I'll tell

930
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,240
Speaker 5: you what I do bro all right, because you're pretty

931
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 5: big everywhere. That's why I wanted to come on this

932
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,399
Speaker 5: show so bad, because I've loved you forever. If you're

933
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,879
Speaker 5: coming from far, I'll give you eighty bucks for gas.

934
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna send I'm coming from Vegas.

935
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 5: Go.

936
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 3: That's Joseph Lopez. I don't know who that guy is like.

937
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 2: That, Hey, well that's times ten tickets. That's eight hundred bucks, ya,

938
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 2: he said a few and and that's the player. Jeff's

939
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 2: always been so, you know, good looking out though.

940
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 3: He's and and in fairness blue.

941
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 4: Just to stamp the characters, you know, positive defective person

942
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 4: that he is.

943
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 3: I've heard a person that he is.

944
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 2: Somebody just said a positive Oh, this was a person

945
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 2: that he is.

946
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 3: He's done it before. I messed with the verbiage. Bottom

947
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 3: line is I fucked it up. You're right, I fucked

948
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 3: it up.

949
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 5: Broh. Yeah, he's Puerto Rican. I don't really good.

950
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 3: They don't good, but he understood we Mexican. Bottom line

951
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 3: is this. He's done it before on power.

952
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,959
Speaker 4: I've heard him do this with people and give people

953
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 4: free ship a lot of times. This is not the

954
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:20,320
Speaker 4: first time he's done that. And I just want to

955
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 4: commend you and tell people this. No. I just remembered

956
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 4: actually when he did that, it took me back to

957
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 4: actually a memory of you doing this before. It was

958
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 4: a flashback memory going, oh, I've heard you do this before.

959
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 4: To be honest with you, I want to show up.

960
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 3: I love to go.

961
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, come hang out with kind of shop.

962
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 3: What's the fucking dates again? I just said it.

963
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,959
Speaker 5: I didn't really the eleventh I'm pretty sure.

964
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 3: You know.

965
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 4: What's funny is the only time that we've ever been

966
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 4: to a show is to go see Angeles show my

967
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 4: little cousin comedy, right, yeah.

968
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,320
Speaker 3: And it was it was it was the improblem.

969
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 5: It's better than her.

970
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, Jeff.

971
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 4: Here's the point to the point. No, here's the point

972
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 4: of the point is i'd go to your show next.

973
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,879
Speaker 4: I've only we've only been to one one.

974
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 3: I go to yours.

975
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 4: It's the point not to say nothing, to say I

976
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 4: only go to two shows, yours and hers.

977
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 5: Okay, well it's twenty dollars to get it.

978
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got you, I got you.

979
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 4: And if I don't get the same VIP treatment that

980
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:06,360
Speaker 4: I got there, we did get some.

981
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 3: We did. You're gonna fucking get you hard.

982
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 5: Yeah.

983
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 3: They took care of us pretty nice.

984
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 4: There.

985
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 3: That all being said.

986
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 4: With all the guests that we'd like to have on

987
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 4: the show, go there and give us a call one

988
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 4: twenty eight one of those tickets. We like to do

989
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 4: the high five, Jeff. With all the guests that we

990
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 4: have on our fun fantastic Hi bro. The High five

991
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 4: is five questions we'd like to ask you and you

992
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 4: just get to answer monestly. You also should have preped

993
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 4: you on this. Okay, Yeah, he's like, wait, she did?

994
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 3: She did? How old are you the first time you

995
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 3: smoked cannabis? Chef? And where'd you get it from?

996
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 5: Fourteen?

997
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:37,319
Speaker 3: And my sister, nice, fourteen year sister, where were you

998
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 3: guys at?

999
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 5: We were in my backyard, my mom went, my mom

1000
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 5: and dad went to Vegas and she's a look that

1001
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,320
Speaker 5: I found in dad's nice.

1002
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 2: Question number two of the High five, what is your

1003
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 2: favorite way to use or smoke cannabis?

1004
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 5: It's got to be out of a bond with ice

1005
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 5: in it.

1006
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 3: I like that here?

1007
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, what and why when you said that I can

1008
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 4: feel it still?

1009
00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's cool. You said cool, like nice sill? And

1010
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 3: then have you opens up your lungs a little bit

1011
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 3: little bit? And then how many times?

1012
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 4: Though?

1013
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 3: Because I'm the overdose guy that just did it so

1014
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 3: many times? Then it becomes horrible, that's an overdose.

1015
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 4: Since I've been sober because I had to get sober

1016
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,720
Speaker 4: because I did it so many times that that coolness

1017
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 4: became raw, like yeah, right, you feel like like something

1018
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 4: basketball is coming from the bottom of your stomach all

1019
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 4: the way up and.

1020
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,760
Speaker 5: Like you're sucking the bottle snowman's dick.

1021
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 4: And then you throw it out like that was great

1022
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 4: and he liked it, and then how does that feel good?

1023
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 3: And then I want to do that again?

1024
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 4: Question number three of the High five, how stupid where

1025
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 4: we were getting that high?

1026
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 3: Craziest place that you ever used cannabis or smoke?

1027
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 5: Jeff oh on a plane going to Austin Nice. I

1028
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 5: kind of freaked out. I was like, like, I just

1029
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 5: like somebody like put acid in my drink and I

1030
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 5: couldn't calm down. Oh shit, I just fucking went in.

1031
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,319
Speaker 3: Crazy. When your own homeboy Spiker drinks like that.

1032
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 5: I got caught and his black chick caught me the steward.

1033
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,879
Speaker 5: It's just like, I go, I saw you put something

1034
00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 5: in my drink earlier, and I'm so freaked out. Right now,

1035
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,839
Speaker 5: it's okay, okay, she came with she came with air

1036
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 5: freshener in there.

1037
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,800
Speaker 3: And she starts down. Yeah, so like someone got.

1038
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 5: On a plane, can't hell. Yeah, I was.

1039
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 2: Literally literally question number four of the High five with

1040
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 2: Jeff Garcia crazy.

1041
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 3: What is your favorite go to munchie after you get high?

1042
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:21,479
Speaker 1: Oh?

1043
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 5: Ship, Rice, Chrispy treats Chrispy? You know those.

1044
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:28,919
Speaker 3: Pebs or the just plane, the.

1045
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 5: Plane, the block of death.

1046
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, The block of death. You

1047
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 3: know I'm the guy I see one somewhere. I don't

1048
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 3: like to get the bought ones that we like that.

1049
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 3: I won't do the ones that are show packaged.

1050
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 4: I just feel like they're too But you know what's funny,

1051
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 4: I'll buy them for the office. I'm at a store

1052
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,399
Speaker 4: and I see those in the store, like a fresh one,

1053
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 4: like at the bakery.

1054
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 3: Department that.

1055
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 4: Starbucks, and and I see it like what I call

1056
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,399
Speaker 4: in my head too, I call it the block of death.

1057
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 5: I will hold I'm Jeff Garcia. When I'm not talking

1058
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,360
Speaker 5: ship to my crowd or making funny jokes, I like

1059
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 5: to have a Rice Grisby treat.

1060
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 4: If you're ever toreat as well, like Jeff Garcia question

1061
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 4: number five of the high five.

1062
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 3: But Jeff Garcia, he's JG and I'm j G. If

1063
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:19,399
Speaker 3: you can smoke cannabis with anyone dead or alive, who

1064
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 3: would it be? And why?

1065
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 5: Oh shit? I would love to smoke a fucking blunt

1066
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:28,320
Speaker 5: with Richard Pryor. Ah, hell yeah, one of them. He

1067
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 5: was off as it was.

1068
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 4: Imagine he smoked a little bit more than that blunt

1069
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 4: with you, helly, Richard dude. I loved watching it, and

1070
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 4: I grew up with my family like we watched Richard

1071
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 4: in my house.

1072
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 3: It was like mandatory. Everybody did well.

1073
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 5: I don't think everybody.

1074
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 3: I think hood families. It's like a hood thing, you

1075
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying.

1076
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 4: But like you got Richard Pryor, and then when Eddie

1077
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 4: Murphy came out, it was like when that Delirious came out.

1078
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 3: It was a it was a like super Bowl sound.

1079
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 3: They tricked us with Van dem Ship.

1080
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 5: After they got us ship, they got us.

1081
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,720
Speaker 3: They were like, you ays are watching too many minorities.

1082
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 4: Let's watch some Van Daddy Yeah or Stephen Yes, the golf,

1083
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 4: isn't it Bunny with a leap prog?

1084
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 3: Right now? You guys totally want so true. I felt

1085
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 3: I felt like no, Richard Pryor it was and then

1086
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:16,359
Speaker 3: it was.

1087
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 4: You know what I was throwing there and even and

1088
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,319
Speaker 4: nearly Vanilli happens after that just throw us.

1089
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 3: Off in a loop of like a world like we

1090
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 3: went from.

1091
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 4: That to that to that, Like those are some steps

1092
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 4: of life that we really walked now because.

1093
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 5: We had to deal with a bunch of other ship

1094
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,720
Speaker 5: to remember, Cindy Lapper came, Remember.

1095
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 3: Hold On, I like him operate a lot. I love

1096
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 3: like Cindy Lopper too, but it was still touched for

1097
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:36,439
Speaker 3: the first time.

1098
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,879
Speaker 5: But you can't be a Mexican bumping that ship.

1099
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 4: I just want to know what there was, like songs

1100
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 4: in a movie that she had that I was like

1101
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,800
Speaker 4: so embarrassed to be acting like I watched it or whatever,

1102
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 4: Like there was the White Girl movies and I was like,

1103
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 4: I love that movie and whatever it was Gooney still

1104
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:57,320
Speaker 4: crossed over by one your mom and your favorite movie together.

1105
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 5: You know, I felt want to she did. I have nothingbody.

1106
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 5: I had my little disclaimer right here. I have nothing

1107
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:08,320
Speaker 5: against homosexuals. My favorite cousin is one. But I feel

1108
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 5: like such a no fag because I watched like I

1109
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 5: had daughters when I was going when when I was married,

1110
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 5: so I had watched like these old like girl movies

1111
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 5: and still watch them to this day, and like the

1112
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,760
Speaker 5: Ice Princesses on Oh my god.

1113
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 3: Dude, if Sophia, not if Sophia the first was just

1114
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 3: on my TV the other day.

1115
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 5: My god.

1116
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 4: And when I tell you, I was not so happy.

1117
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,839
Speaker 4: I was like perked up, Oh my god, what it's

1118
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:33,439
Speaker 4: a new one.

1119
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 3: I literally said to my fucking wife, what she goes?

1120
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:38,799
Speaker 3: She looked at me, she was what cause? I went,

1121
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,879
Speaker 3: so she goes? What I went? It's a new one.

1122
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 4: Who fucking does that at fifty years old? About a cartoon?

1123
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 4: It's about Sophia, the first princess that looks like you.

1124
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 3: Yes, that's what I'm trying to say, Bro, me too,

1125
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 3: is my point. You're not alone.

1126
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:53,800
Speaker 5: I remember the right TV guide, Bro, I want to

1127
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 5: see Matilda's on.

1128
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:56,800
Speaker 3: What's going on? Funny?

1129
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 4: Right? Life changes when we get older, like that when

1130
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 4: the kids in those cartoons.

1131
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 2: I mean, have you guys ever caught yourself like like

1132
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 2: literally at home now at you know, sitting at the

1133
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 2: couch and like the eighteen or something will come on.

1134
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 2: You'll just go back to the eighte and just like

1135
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:10,800
Speaker 2: sit there and watch.

1136
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 4: It's funny that you say eighteen. But my my mas,

1137
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:15,800
Speaker 4: I won't go really TV shows.

1138
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,280
Speaker 2: I do, like I wasn't a big fan of mast

1139
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 2: but I hated it, but it was always on.

1140
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 5: I know, but my grandfather liked it because he was

1141
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:22,879
Speaker 5: in Yeah.

1142
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't like that, but eighteen was cool for me.

1143
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 4: Though I love eighteen. But it's funny how both of you.

1144
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 4: I agree with both of you. It was always on.

1145
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 4: I didn't like it, but I watched it. But I

1146
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 4: didn't like it, but it was always on.

1147
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 3: It was always on. It was everything. I feel both

1148
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 3: my comments.

1149
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. So that's why we're friends. Funny,

1150
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 2: and that's why we're friends.

1151
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 5: Since I had to go through the five questions, I'm

1152
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 5: gonna ask you five questions.

1153
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 3: How's that for fire Away? Yeah? All right?

1154
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 5: Favorite Steven Sagall movie? Bro?

1155
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 3: Oh, Steven segall was what was it? What was it?

1156
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,320
Speaker 2: I don't remember the name of it, but I remember

1157
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 2: that there was damn hold on, hold on.

1158
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 5: It was see you wasting your time?

1159
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 3: Bro Okay, hold on wait. It was hard to kill.

1160
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 3: It was hard hard, yeah, okay, hard to kill? Okay.

1161
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 5: Joe, hey, Joe, he What was what was the name

1162
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 5: of remember the surf? Remember the smurs?

1163
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 3: Of course?

1164
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 5: Yeah? What was what was the name of garget Mel's cat?

1165
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 3: La La La La La?

1166
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 4: La la La La la la la la la la

1167
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 4: la La.

1168
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 5: Smurf Frock.

1169
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 4: My Smurf's name is Larry and otherwise curly. I had

1170
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 4: a little cat and it was kind of scary. My

1171
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 4: nickname for the cat might have been. I wasn't going

1172
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 4: to try to rhyme and remember, and I couldn't remember it.

1173
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 4: But I don't remember this as reel and I knew it,

1174
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 4: and I was going to think I could pull it

1175
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:46,959
Speaker 4: out if I just started talking, and that's what I did,

1176
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 4: and I couldn't pull it up, but I knew the name.

1177
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 5: Okay, anybody harber Smurf was a good one.

1178
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:52,280
Speaker 3: I love the Smurfs.

1179
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 5: Any celebrity you met that was a dick to you?

1180
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 5: How about that?

1181
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 3: I got one to go ahead? Your first? Steve Harvey,

1182
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 3: really brother Steve. Yeah, straight up. And it hurt me

1183
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 3: so bad because I was so good.

1184
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 2: But you know, here's the thing, and I've said this

1185
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 2: is when I met him, I looked, I looked like alo,

1186
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, And I rolled up on

1187
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 2: him kind of quick, like yo, what's up, Steve? And

1188
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 2: then he was like, man, back up, and I was

1189
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 2: like and I was like okay, and I and I

1190
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 2: kind of backed up off.

1191
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I just walked up like what's up? Like

1192
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:23,360
Speaker 3: I did you know?

1193
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 4: I was just kind of like what old boy did

1194
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 4: when I walked up behind him, the basketball player, and

1195
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 4: we were smoking cigars in Newport.

1196
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 2: Oh, exactly what but exactly like that was slapping hands.

1197
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 2: I was slapping hands with Dennis, and here comes Joe

1198
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:38,439
Speaker 2: and he came up real quick.

1199
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 3: He pulled a check on my.

1200
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 5: But you understand, we get a little afraid.

1201
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,799
Speaker 3: No, I I was.

1202
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 2: I'm not mad because me and Dennis were already in

1203
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 2: a full conversation and then here comes Joe.

1204
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,840
Speaker 3: And Joe's not a guy.

1205
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 2: I understood it. I felt like it was deserved and

1206
00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 2: he was like back up. He wouldn't even take a

1207
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 2: with you afterwards, right, I mean we didn't. I didn't

1208
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 2: ask you because he got weird. I just felt like, yeah,

1209
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 2: he was like me and me and Dennis were a

1210
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:08,760
Speaker 2: good conversation. Joe tried to wreck it is what happened?

1211
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 3: What about me? Yeah, he came to you and he

1212
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 3: got off close to him and he's like even smokes

1213
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 3: the cars, Dennis. Yeah, he's like I'm doing.

1214
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 5: Big boy, get over here.

1215
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 4: Oh, I was so emotionally a wreck. I ruined the

1216
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 4: whole conversation. He ruined the whole conversation.

1217
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 2: I didn't really do that a purpose, but I didn't

1218
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 2: imagine like that guy that I stomped his feet on

1219
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 2: the way like as he's walking away and.

1220
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 4: Walked out from the inside the I was inside the

1221
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 4: small smoking in side.

1222
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 3: He came outside, he came going.

1223
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 2: He came running from So we were small spring side,

1224
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 2: me and me and Dennis Robin outside talking in a

1225
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 2: full conversation.

1226
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:48,839
Speaker 3: Here comes the ore the start of the parking lot.

1227
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 4: At that smells like cracking weed. And I kept running, dog,

1228
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 4: I kept running across the parking lot on these dudes, right,

1229
00:47:58,760 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 4: he does, and I'm like.

1230
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 5: What else? Yeah, but.

1231
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 4: He's I'm not saying he's a dick. I said I was.

1232
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 4: My dick was jay Z.

1233
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 3: So I'm a jay Z.

1234
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 4: At the Hova Oh, at the UH, I was damp

1235
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 4: your dick for I was at the run DMC was

1236
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 4: getting the Star at the Rock a Family, I was

1237
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 4: interviewing everybody there. So then we're backstage and I'm backstage

1238
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 4: with everybody, and there was everybody there, and at the

1239
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 4: moment jay Z was and I just talked to jay

1240
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:30,840
Speaker 4: Z like fucking whatever not you longo to He was there,

1241
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 4: and I was like, yo, I want to get some

1242
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 4: audio from from this run DMC. They want you to

1243
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,280
Speaker 4: to comment on this here. Okay, cool in a minute.

1244
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 4: And I'm like that, Mante, like what you mean to me?

1245
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 4: You know what I'm doing here, I'm working, just like

1246
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 4: you're fucking here work.

1247
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 3: I'm trying to put some shut Let me give him

1248
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 3: a minute. It didn't take him minute.

1249
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:49,479
Speaker 5: He never came back to do it, Joe.

1250
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 4: You know what, you don't fucking give me the minute

1251
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:52,839
Speaker 4: when I when I'm here to work.

1252
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:55,320
Speaker 5: I know, bro, But he's like like you're throwing this

1253
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 5: ship around like people don't have regular lives.

1254
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 4: You know. You know what he did for you know

1255
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 4: what he did even he made a phone call and

1256
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 4: he did I respected, and then he did and then

1257
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 4: he just went back to doing what he was doing.

1258
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 5: Well, let me take you gave.

1259
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 3: Me an eighteen second sound bite.

1260
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 5: Then let me tell you what happened to me. All right.

1261
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 5: I can't go to Dodger Stadium no more on opening day.

1262
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 5: I did it one day, like like eight nine years ago.

1263
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:16,360
Speaker 3: Break yeah, and I thought you were fornando.

1264
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,319
Speaker 5: I'm fucking you know. They thought they thought I was

1265
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 5: eating rope road. Let me do what happened, right, is

1266
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 5: everybody's tail getting everybody was fucked up when they're there,

1267
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 5: and I didn't like the Dodgers is opening day. I'm

1268
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 5: the biggest Do you find that fucking and this guy

1269
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 5: they drank my my jacket and he goes, fucking course,

1270
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 5: you're so bro took a picture. I'm like, hey, man,

1271
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 5: don't I'll take it.

1272
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:42,719
Speaker 3: Don't don't yank on the starter home and then.

1273
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,399
Speaker 5: He looked at me and said, hey, he's a dick.

1274
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 5: Just walk away. He's a dick, Like I don't, like,

1275
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:50,240
Speaker 5: I'm not a dick. Fuck you were yanking my jacket.

1276
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 3: Bro, Yeah you're all drunk, and yeah it's one.

1277
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:53,840
Speaker 5: Hundred ninety bucks.

1278
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,359
Speaker 2: Yeah here sloppy and ship all pulling on my ship

1279
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 2: like get off, and.

1280
00:49:58,040 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 5: Yet bothering me. When I left, I'm like, I can't

1281
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 5: go to opening date ever again.

1282
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 3: This is I'll tell you. I'll tell you what fun

1283
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,879
Speaker 3: you say that, because here's the thing.

1284
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:08,720
Speaker 2: When we go to like our cannabis events and people

1285
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 2: come up to us and they start talking to.

1286
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 3: You, They're like hey man, blah blah blah blah.

1287
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 2: And I'm like, you know, they're in a full on

1288
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 2: conversation because they feel like.

1289
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 3: They know you, you know what I'm saying. So you're

1290
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,760
Speaker 3: looking at them and you're like, oh cool.

1291
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 2: And then after they're done, you know, for the ten

1292
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 2: minutes that they're rambling off whatever they want to say,

1293
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 2: You're like, hey, have we met you know?

1294
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 5: Where I know you from?

1295
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah?

1296
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 2: And they're like, oh, ship, well I don't really know you,

1297
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 2: you know, and then they remember because they forget when

1298
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 2: they come up to you that they don't know you.

1299
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 2: And that's why I've started to accept I guess because

1300
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 2: it's kind of new for us.

1301
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:40,719
Speaker 5: You know, No, I get you know what. You know what.

1302
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 5: The only thing I don't like about my job, this

1303
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 5: job is taking care of me. I'm the most blessed man.

1304
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 5: And yeah, for sure, I've been doing this since I

1305
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 5: was fifteen. I never had a regular job. I never

1306
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 5: had to work at costco. Doing this shit forever. Yeah,

1307
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 5: the only thing I don't like. You can't please everybody,

1308
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 5: and I understand that, but like, like I've been doing

1309
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 5: YouTube on my my YouTube channels, JG Comedy Underground we

1310
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 5: talked about earlier.

1311
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:02,319
Speaker 3: Check that out.

1312
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 5: And and so people will say, like the comment, well,

1313
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 5: as you said the same joke last thing. But you

1314
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 5: to understand, when I'm filming, somebody will DM and say, hey,

1315
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 5: I'm going to your show in Phoenix tonight. Can you

1316
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 5: say that joke? My brother loves it. He's coming with me.

1317
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 3: You got to do it.

1318
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,319
Speaker 5: So I'm doing it to take care of somebody coming

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Speaker 5: to a ticket and then you're over there watching it

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Speaker 5: for fucking free, and you want me to bitch.

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Speaker 3: You're like, shut the fuck exactly.

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Speaker 4: You're the enough so pleasing everybody enough has always been

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Speaker 4: a bob for us.

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Speaker 3: In the game.

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Speaker 4: And if you got you know what I mean, it's

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Speaker 4: just come on folks and me on YouTube.

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Speaker 5: You can't afford Netflix, so fuck you and your.

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Speaker 3: At least can plain on my and Netflix special on

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Speaker 3: how long.

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Speaker 5: Are you fucking Keep Me here? You told me it's

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Speaker 5: a twenty minute interview.

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Speaker 4: You know what's funny is it's great to have you

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Speaker 4: on the show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Do we want to mention anything else that you'd

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Speaker 3: like to promote out there to the world or.

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Speaker 5: Just the YouTube channel JG's Comedy Underground. If you don't

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Speaker 5: know who I am, check me out.

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Speaker 4: And for those who do, you know, you you've had,

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Speaker 4: You've heard about all the TV shows and comedy things

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Speaker 4: he's done. And once again, if we got some free

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Speaker 4: tickets for Ontario, and I look forward to doing some

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Speaker 4: stuff here with you. Like Blue mentioned, I want to

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Speaker 4: do some just from here on the campus and cool ship.

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Speaker 5: I'm way in bro let me know, man, I'm a

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Speaker 5: uber away though.

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Speaker 3: Well there it is, guys. It's Cannabis Talk.

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Speaker 5: One on one, and thank you for having me. I

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Speaker 5: appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, thank you for coming man. Well there it is, guys.

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Speaker 2: This Cannabis Talk one on one. And remember this. If

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Speaker 2: no one else.

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Speaker 3: Loves y'all, we do. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to Cannabis Talk one on one

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