WEBVTT - MAGA Value Meals, Why Nicki Minaj At UN? 11.19.25 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:08.920 How's the weather over there in New Jersey, brick, Yeah, 0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:10.520 it's like it's cold, man. 0:00:11.080 --> 0:00:13.080 I was two days. I have one of these like 0:00:13.280 --> 0:00:16.599 newly renovated homes, and they just do not give a 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:18.600 shit about craft these days, and so they don't even 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:23.959 insulate anything when they're done. You know what the guy said, 0:00:24.000 --> 0:00:26.400 Actually he said you could put a carpet down. I 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:29.600 was like, bro, here are. 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:33.680 Some things we've seen work, just like start a fire 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:35.400 in the middle of your living Oh, you know. 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:39.560 That's dangerous. 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:42.000 I like to warm my hands over the toaster as 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:44.280 I'm making my bagel in the morning. You know, you 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:46.200 just put your hands in the bread. 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:50.680 You have to have very steady. But I do have 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:53.159 a blanket though. Let me go faster it. Wow, you're 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:56.320 getting you're getting really you got to get the blanket going. Okay, 0:00:56.760 --> 0:01:02.080 there we go. Don't say anything racist, No, put the 0:01:02.600 --> 0:01:07.319 the towers. It's so hard. God, which way do I 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:10.320 go with this? I have a thousand photos of my 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:15.200 dad doing exactly this, just like just getting bundled pretending 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:19.880 to be a ship. Oh really, Lawrence of Arabia style. Yeah, yeah, 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:24.080 it's a good look. There's like a really amazing school 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:27.880 for religious scholars in Egypt. It's called Azad University, and 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:30.600 my dad took like a class there for a day 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:32.319 and ever since then he's like, yeah, I've been to Asha. 0:01:33.160 --> 0:01:36.479 Oh yep, yeah, he'll do this. He'll just do this, 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:41.920 throw it over his head, funny. Yeah, he's a funny guy. 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:44.399 Oh he's hilarious. I didn't really so. I thought he 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:46.720 was always just kind of mean and like, you know, 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:49.480 like a lot of dads just keeps kids at arms distance. Yeah. 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:51.440 I didn't realize until after I wrote my memoir and 0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:53.520 I was like asking him questions that he was actually 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:56.559 a comedian, comedic genius. He's actually really really really funny. 0:01:57.200 --> 0:01:59.320 He was chilling, stand up. Oh my god. He told 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:01.200 me this one story. So I sat down and I 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:03.280 was interviewing him for the book, and I was asking 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:05.400 him how he why doesn't have any hair beneath his 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:10.000 neckline at all? So look straight from here down nothing nothing, 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:12.079 no arm hair, no leg hair, all the way down. 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:15.079 Probably not a question you want to ask your dad. 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:18.880 I'll answer it. I mean, like he's been dipped. Leave 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:21.280 that curiosity aside. Really, that's what he was gonna say, 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:23.079 That's that's what he said. He said, you know, I 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:26.360 come from a part of Egypt where we celebrate the 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:30.000 first born son by dipping them in milk when they're born. 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:32.040 And I was like, wow, it's really fascinating. I'm taking 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:34.840 notes and writing it down. I wrote it into the chapter, 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:36.280 and then when I was reading it out loud to 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:38.240 my brother for a fact check, he was like, that 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:42.520 doesn't sound right, sought my dad. He was at all. 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:44.840 It was like, I've never heard that before. The milk 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:47.840 was this and my dad starts cracking up and he 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:51.400 was like, you believe that. He's like milk you think 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:53.000 we just have milk like that where we could just 0:02:53.000 --> 0:02:54.080 like dip babies. 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:57.720 In there and then we'll throw it out. I was like, good, okay, yeah, 0:02:58.280 --> 0:03:00.720 He's like, you didn't know that. My interview style was 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:05.560 two truths and a lie. Every every paragraph I did 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:08.160 a lie in there. Oh, you're the fun with my 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:10.440 bad bro. You know you know I'm not your dad, right, 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:14.760 it's gone too long. He's gone too But he gave 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:15.960 me so many stories like that. 0:03:16.040 --> 0:03:18.040 You know. He told me another story about how when 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:20.079 he got married he was having a taxi cab in 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:22.160 the city in the seventies, that's when he got married. 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:24.040 He told his wife, my mom, that he would take 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:26.320 her to a nice Italian dinner, and so they got 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:29.080 in the cab. They drove up to Joe's Pizza on 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:32.839 Fifth Ave and it's literally just a big pizza oven 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:35.960 in the window. And I don't know if it's real 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:37.840 or not, because I don't I don't know if he's 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:41.160 just made fun of me or not. Likes to believe that. 0:03:41.560 --> 0:03:47.120 I'll believe anything. What's this one? 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:54.760 Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four, fifteen, episode 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:58.240 three of dird Eley's Guys. It was a production of 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:01.000 iHeart Radio. It's a podcast where we take a deep 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:06.640 dive into America's shared consciousness. It's Wednesday, November nineteenth, twenty five. 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:10.520 There's a couple of things here that it's like play 0:04:10.640 --> 0:04:11.720 monopoly or whatever. 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:12.640 This is the one, Jack. 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:15.960 This one's for you, my guy, because it's National Carbonated 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:17.800 Beverage with Caffeine Day. 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:22.760 Yeah you know. Yeah? Have you heard people? 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:25.960 Have you heard that referred to as a fridge cigarette? 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:27.640 Oh? Yeah, I didn't know. 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:30.360 I was justs are fridge thicks. 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:33.279 It was just around a bunch of diet coke brained 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:35.880 people in New York and they were like, I died 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:37.839 fridge sick. And I was like the and they're like, 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:39.440 oh yeah, give me one too. And then I was 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:39.880 like a kid. 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:42.839 It's the new six seven among middle aged people in New. 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:49.000 York if you're a white business professional. Yeah, yeah, put 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:52.080 that fridge sick. So yeah, rip a fridge dart. 0:04:52.120 --> 0:04:55.200 Eh, I'm gonna rip a fridge dart this afternoon in 0:04:55.279 --> 0:05:00.400 honor of my national Day and Mountain Dewis fridge meth it. 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:05.960 Fridge grant depends, man, you know, because some people cigarettes 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:08.520 come in all kinds of intensities, so I feel like, well, 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:10.160 can't you know the soda doesn't. 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:14.720 Yeah, yeah, it's a fridge filterless camel red exactly. 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:19.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's a Marlborough Do you think. 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:22.280 Marlborough Marlborough light would be a diet coke? I think 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:24.120 I think that's what the type. 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:26.560 Of person I mean it strikes me as a parliament 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:29.440 a parliament is, I think, well, I think those are 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:32.560 all in the same range of cigarette. It's like the 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:35.560 cigarette for people who are like, oh, I don't smoke, 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:37.280 but them bump cigarettes right right. 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:39.600 Well, because parliaments to me were like the cigaret the 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:42.000 first cigarette all the white girls in my high school smoked. 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:43.680 And then when they're like, oh, you could do drugs 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:46.440 out the recessed filter, I was like, yeah, this is 0:05:46.480 --> 0:05:49.360 this is this is for me. Yeah yeah, No, would 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:51.720 a black and mild be like a Doctor Pepper black 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:54.320 and mile see that's mhmm. 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:58.320 Yeah, it's one that's only a mixer, you know, like 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:01.960 whichever soda is like bet does a mixer because it 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:03.840 isn't black and mild like you use. 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:07.680 I mean you can't. I mean I usually you want 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:10.320 to use around cigarettes. Maybe that's just a coke heavy 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:10.599 you know. 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:13.320 But people do take out the inner paper inside the 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:15.520 black and miles, so it hits a little bit less harsh. 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:17.880 So it is in a way, it's like you wouldn't 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:19.520 just hit it straight out the fucking pack like that 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:21.200 unless you've got some lungs. 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:26.480 Anyway, Anyways, we've done our due over this cigarette industry. 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:28.240 Anyways, they. 0:06:30.080 --> 0:06:33.440 Which one takes you to flavor the most? Talking about 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:35.880 our favorite drag linked. 0:06:36.160 --> 0:06:38.640 Cigarette, which which cigarette would able to make. 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:41.480 Do you remember your first drag off a cigarette? I 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:46.039 was like, this smells so good and tastes like dirt 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:46.800 air like. 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:48.560 Well, the first cigarette I smoked was one of my 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:51.119 was was a butt. You know that my family members 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:54.599 left around. I never the first time I sparked of 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:57.440 out the packed new fresh cigarette. 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:59.520 I was probably fifteen in. 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:03.279 Japan, and I was surprised how smooth that first drag was. 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:05.000 I was like I thought was. I was like, yo, 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:05.920 I might be able. 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:09.679 To yeah, exactly, you're used to it was used to butt, 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:10.520 Yeah exactly. 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:13.760 Just stand there like half the filter I'm smoking. They're like, sir, 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:15.720 that's not tobacco. 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:19.040 My name is jacko bro Yes today Potatoes O'Brien, and 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:20.920 I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:23.080 host mister Miles. 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:29.800 Grass Miles Gray aka come on, look at who led capitulation? 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:35.280 Turcoat Damns betrayed the nation now a ciego raised premiums. 0:07:35.320 --> 0:07:39.240 Blame those octogenarium BOMs. Okay, shout out to less than 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:44.600 zero on the discord. That's oh, no, Pharaoh manch most deaf, 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:48.360 nate dogg one for the trouble, two for the base, 0:07:48.640 --> 0:07:51.400 three foot incredible vegetable paper chase, I think is what 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:54.040 most Death said aka yah seen bay for people who 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:56.440 really follow his career anyway, thanks for that one. 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:59.800 Lesson zero, thanks to let me, let me go Aim 0:07:59.880 --> 0:08:07.600 all right, you're about You're about before, don't come on. 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:12.239 We're thrilled to be joined by an award winning Slate 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:15.440 magazine and staff writer, one of our favorite guests. You 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:17.360 might have seen his work on a couple of places 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:21.080 like CNN, The New York Times, n p R g 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:24.600 Q of the Columbia Journalism Review, which is just a 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:40.920 couple of local periodicals, such as that it's actually. 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:36.719 Prepared this time. I'm going to be a a k a. 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:39.680 The Hot Take, a k a. The Bubba on the 0:08:39.679 --> 0:08:43.240 Beat a a k A. Fish No relation. 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:47.720 Bubba on the Beat does get to the theory that 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:50.480 Miles and not I have positive from the start that 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:53.800 everyone's imagining Bill Clinton. There is the horse theory. 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:57.600 What about Sparks? What about Bubba Sparks? 0:08:58.160 --> 0:09:01.240 You know that would be just so because anyone asked, 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:04.319 is anyone Bubble? 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:07.360 I feel like this is a time. 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:09.280 I feel like this is a time for every person 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:11.000 named Bubba to be like, just so you know, bro, 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:13.800 got nothing to do with me. It's not Bubba Wallace, 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:17.600 it's not Bubba Sparks. It's not Bubba Smith from Police Academy, 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:19.000 even though he passed away man years ago. 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:21.520 The timing probably doesn't work out for it to be 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:25.280 Bubba Gump, Bubba from Forrest Gump. Yeah, because I think 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:27.719 he passed away and he you know, they would have 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:29.760 met in the Wars Trump hadn't dodged the draft. 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:35.400 Oh you mean you mean the actual Bubble actor Michael Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:37.160 Okay, I'm just saying I don't know. I don't know 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:43.280 Sark Bubba Wallace Michael T. Williams is sixty eight years 0:09:43.320 --> 0:09:47.440 old now, the guy who played Bubba. That's so I mean, 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:48.760 I mean, I guess that. 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:53.559 I feel like a dismissive asshole like Mark Epstein would 0:09:53.800 --> 0:09:55.440 probably refer to him as Bubba. 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:57.640 Yeah, yeah, you never know. 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:02.480 Let's let's leave no lee unturned here, because he is. 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:06.800 He is approaching this like a bridge troll in a riddle, 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:09.080 being like, I cannot tell you who it is. 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:12.559 I will tell you who it is not. Oh, okay, 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:14.400 like your dad when he's being interviewed. 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:17.800 One of us can only tell the truth, one of 0:10:17.880 --> 0:10:19.240 us can only tell lies. 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:22.240 You have three questions. Hey, man, it's great, it's great 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:24.440 to have you back. How have you been. Oh man, 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:27.880 I'm feeling pretty good. Feeling pretty good, getting a lot 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:30.920 of writing done, getting a lot of pieces done. I 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:33.480 spent some time at the UVU campus where Charlie Kirk 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:38.160 made his last debate. Got to learn some things from 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:41.080 talking to those kids directly. Yeah, man, it's been good. 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:43.160 It's been good. How are you guys? Yeah? Wait, is 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:44.560 that a piecer working on right now? Or do that? 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:47.120 Is that something you wrote already? It published? Yeah? Oh 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:48.520 it did? I have to check that out. I was 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:48.920 just reading. 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:51.640 I was reading a lot of your coverage about Zoran's election, 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:54.360 like in the build up and aftermath, but I missed 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:55.079 that kirkpiece. 0:10:55.600 --> 0:11:00.440 Oh dude, I'm I'm so excited about Zoron already, like 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:02.720 woking up in a whole new America? Does it? 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:07.040 I mean, it definitely gave everybody the just a light 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:10.160 air of positivity. Although now we're like, okay, so how 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:12.680 are the billionaires They're they're all now scheming to be 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:16.080 like how do we make this not or do anything? 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:18.840 You're like, yeah, you know what? It felt like. It 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:22.240 felt like that moment in Syria when Lasholotte, I said, 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:26.680 finally got deposed and then all the prisons are being released, 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:29.480 and everything was just opening up, and people were coming 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:31.640 back to Syria for the first time and forever. That's 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:35.640 what this feels like. If we finally saw democracy do 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:37.440 what it was supposed to do. It wasn't just like 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:41.880 some somebody cheating or some election fraud something. It just 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:46.440 felt like more than fifty it worked. His campaigning worked 0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:48.040 right right, And I feel like we haven't seen that 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:48.559 in a while. 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:54.800 No, no, not almost, Like I mean the local race. 0:11:54.840 --> 0:11:57.280 I feel like it's it's usually at the like city, 0:11:57.400 --> 0:11:59.560 state level where you're going to see that kind of 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:02.200 like big de democracy kind of stuff really go down. 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:04.199 Once you get to the federal level, it's just it's 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:05.040 just money games. 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:12.360 Yes we can, he may. I mean, we're gonna get 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:13.720 to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:15.800 we're gonna tell the listeners a couple of things we're 0:12:15.800 --> 0:12:16.240 talking about. 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:16.880 We're gonna talk. 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:19.600 About what Donald Trump is up to with his affordability tour, 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:24.240 his McDonald's franchise e speech that had a weird speaking 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:27.000 of police academy had a weird like little Michael Winslow 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:30.600 moment where it was like, well, yeah, did he did 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:33.160 he just start. Should he turn into a walkie talkie there. 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:36.040 I have a theory on what he was going for. 0:12:36.120 --> 0:12:38.160 I'm going to talk about that. We'll talk about his 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:41.640 plan for getting people distracted from the epsteam files, which 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:45.520 is a bribe. You know, Just which of all the 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:49.559 policies like this, you know, I'll take that, send some 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:52.560 money directly to people. Yeah, that's never been a bad thing. 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:54.959 Now will it solve everything? I don't know about that, 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:57.960 But go ahead, we're square. 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:03.880 Stop asking about the right just I don't want to 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:06.319 hear it ever again. Okay, you can take the car. 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:08.200 I don't want to hear about it anymore. 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:10.880 Yeah, he's like that, only take it. If you're done 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:12.160 talking about Epsteine. 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:16.800 We'll talk about that LAPD who are continuing to protect 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:20.240 us hell yeah, from magaard statistics, how they are at 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:25.200 their job work, most most obviously guilty Ship. I've seen 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:28.360 the LAPD do pretty well because they are on some 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:31.400 always on some like guilty Ship. But this is pretty bad. 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:36.000 And then we'll talk about so Nicki Minaj is addressing 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:39.480 the u N today and it all starts with Bill 0:13:39.559 --> 0:13:42.280 Maher being full of ship, and we'll we'll talk about 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:46.000 how that train of misinformation happened around the subject of 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:51.960 Nigeria and you know, a right wing plot to fabricate 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:55.040 the idea that, oh you think you think Israel is 0:13:55.040 --> 0:14:01.640 committing genocide. Actually it's Nigerians are doing Christian Christians. So 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:03.160 all of that plenty more. 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:05.080 It's sad, man, it is. 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:08.000 I mean, look, Bill Maher, this amazing what you can 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:10.319 do in your an islamophobe with an HBO show. 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:12.600 You can act the business of the at the U 0:14:12.679 --> 0:14:15.400 n right, all that plenty more. 0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:17.520 But first, aman, we do like to ask our guests, 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:20.320 what is something from your search history that's revealing about 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:20.880 who you are? 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:25.560 Okay, this morning it was like big News and my 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:29.160 circle of friends that the Legends of Held movie that 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:32.440 we're finally getting to our first looks. Oh really, I'm 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:35.640 a big zelder NERD. I played all those games to death. 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:37.440 It's the only game I could really play. I'm a 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:40.560 big dungeon freak. And yeah, me and my circle of 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:43.480 friends we love that ship. And so yeah, there's like 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:44.400 the first freak. 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:48.080 It sounds so much nastier than what it is. 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:53.120 Yeah, my whole vocabulary when I say D and D, 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:56.960 people are really going to be looking for my name 0:14:56.960 --> 0:14:57.520 in the files. 0:14:57.880 --> 0:15:01.800 Okay, so first looks, I'm looking at something that looks 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:03.680 like the Peter Jackson Lord. 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:04.000 Of the Rings. 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:08.880 Yeah, it's pretty much it. Yeah yeah, well feel pretty exciting. 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:13.400 So ship that is like the Hollywood's promise to New 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:17.400 Zealand that we will boost your tourism industry once once 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:20.800 every decade. It feels like what we're seeing here. 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:21.800 That's cool. 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:26.000 It's it's live action. You know, that's that'll be interesting. 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:29.200 They said, oh wow, they're describing it west. The director 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:32.080 said they're aiming for something quote akin to a live 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:34.520 action Miyazaki, which. 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:40.400 I'm okay, there's a lot of opportunities. No, but you know, 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:43.640 we the vibrations we're going to copy. I think I 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:46.600 used to hate like video game adaptations, and then I 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:49.920 saw that movie Uncharted with Tom Holland and I was actually, 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:52.320 just this feels like a meal. Like this feels like 0:15:52.360 --> 0:15:54.720 a whole meal. I really enjoyed that one. Are you 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:58.720 want to like Super Mario and stuff? I was like, well, yeah, 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:00.600 I mean I get like the An made it version. 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:02.360 They're just trying to keep it like to very video 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:05.120 gaming kind of stuff because it wasn't the John Liguizamo 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:09.000 Bob Hoskins live action Mario Brothers we got in the nineties. 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:12.800 But are so good? Are the fans? How are they? 0:16:12.840 --> 0:16:15.200 Because obviously, I mean I feel like Nintendo fans are 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:18.560 less toxic than like console or PC gaming fans are. 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:22.480 Is the Are there are people enthusiastic about this casting? 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:25.680 Yeah? Pretty okay. I think everybody. They didn't want it 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:28.240 to be like some big name celebrity where they were 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:29.800 going to just try to force it like they did. 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:33.040 Oh yeah, because they continuously do. How are they going 0:16:33.120 --> 0:16:36.600 to get Chris Pratt to do the voice though? Is 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:40.400 he just overdubbing them like in vo afterwards? All Right, 0:16:40.440 --> 0:16:44.400 I'm gonna give you those directors me and then i'm 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:48.040 gonna give you the directors filmography, and you're gonna do 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:50.400 a bit of a Brittany Brosky face miles where it's like, 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:58.200 all right, yes, the kombucha face. So he is best 0:16:58.280 --> 0:17:02.920 known for directing the Maze Runner film trilogy, but then 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:06.119 he made the Fourth Kingdom of the Planet fifth or 0:17:06.320 --> 0:17:09.160 Fourth Planet of the Apes reboot Kingdom of the Planet 0:17:09.160 --> 0:17:12.080 of the Apes, which I've heard is like interesting at 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:16.439 least and sorry, Yeah, I. 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:18.640 Don't look, bro, I don't do whatever the fuck you're 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:21.080 gonna do. You never know, because I know the directing 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:23.399 movies is you might make a whole bunch of shitty 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:25.640 ones and then suddenly make a good one. So off 0:17:25.680 --> 0:17:28.600 of this and Aiman's excitement, I'm gonna go ahead and 0:17:28.640 --> 0:17:30.119 I'm gonna say really positive about this. 0:17:30.280 --> 0:17:32.359 I do really like po I do like the No 0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:35.679 Name performers. So it's a perfect pairing, man, if you 0:17:35.680 --> 0:17:38.119 think about it. Because all the monsters in Zelda are 0:17:38.160 --> 0:17:42.280 like non humanoid, They're they're like pig ape right thing creatures, 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:44.160 and so it actually kind of makes sense that actually 0:17:44.280 --> 0:17:45.560 makes me more excited they hat to be. 0:17:46.960 --> 0:17:48.879 I'm just waiting for when they're gonna because i know 0:17:49.000 --> 0:17:52.280 right now they say this woman Bo Braggison is playing Zelda. 0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:54.159 But I know, but they're gonna put Sidney Sweeney in 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:56.919 that world eventually. Oh god. Yeah. And you know what, 0:17:57.080 --> 0:17:58.679 you know what else it is, I haven't been excited 0:17:58.720 --> 0:18:02.359 about anything, uh like, in movies for so long, and 0:18:02.400 --> 0:18:04.760 so I'm just really allowing myself kind of forcing myself 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:06.320 to be really excited about this one. 0:18:06.480 --> 0:18:09.880 I love that may not be a disappointment made really 0:18:09.920 --> 0:18:10.919 hyped over a movie. 0:18:11.720 --> 0:18:14.000 I was pretty psyched about one battle after another. 0:18:14.240 --> 0:18:16.600 I was really psyched over weapons, and I never saw 0:18:16.640 --> 0:18:19.400 it still weapons. 0:18:21.400 --> 0:18:24.240 Weapons, I know. I was just like I remember seeing 0:18:24.240 --> 0:18:24.639 the trailer. 0:18:24.680 --> 0:18:28.800 I'm like, yo, this ship fucking goes and then cut 0:18:28.840 --> 0:18:34.200 to like, you know, life lifing. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:18:34.359 --> 0:18:35.080 but I'm glad. 0:18:35.119 --> 0:18:37.679 Also, it seems like it's aimed at theaters, right, Like 0:18:37.720 --> 0:18:39.840 there's gonna be a theatrical release. They're not just going 0:18:39.920 --> 0:18:42.280 to be like now on Amazon Prime. 0:18:42.880 --> 0:18:45.840 No, no, no, okay, that's good, that's good. No, no, no, 0:18:46.000 --> 0:18:46.560 I think I heard. 0:18:46.560 --> 0:18:49.240 I was really excited about the uh Miss Piggy movie. 0:18:49.800 --> 0:18:52.080 I heard that it's going to be a streaming thing, 0:18:52.640 --> 0:18:56.680 which is crazy, like you need to put that on 0:18:56.680 --> 0:18:58.159 on out in theater. 0:18:58.280 --> 0:19:00.640 That's fine because I just showed my them up. It's 0:19:00.720 --> 0:19:04.679 Christmas Carol. He's fucking love fun. He normally doesn't like 0:19:04.720 --> 0:19:06.960 seeing like live action ship. He likes animated shit. 0:19:07.040 --> 0:19:10.639 He was feeling, oh nice, Yeah, is this gonna be 0:19:10.680 --> 0:19:14.080 like a live action Miss Piggy, live action Miss Piggy? Yeah, 0:19:14.160 --> 0:19:17.120 I haven't even heard about this. Ammas Stone and Jennifer 0:19:17.200 --> 0:19:19.040 Lawrence and Miss Piggy. 0:19:19.040 --> 0:19:22.399 This might be relevant to one of our upcoming Icon episodes, 0:19:22.440 --> 0:19:25.760 so stay tuned for those Amma Stones. I get yeah, 0:19:26.200 --> 0:19:28.240 all right? And man, what is what's something you think 0:19:28.280 --> 0:19:29.040 is underrated? 0:19:29.840 --> 0:19:35.240 Mm? Underrated? I'm going to say, Tom Gotchi's They're back. 0:19:36.920 --> 0:19:39.600 They're back. Yeah, I just bought one. I'm going to 0:19:39.680 --> 0:19:41.680 give them to my wife. I'm really excited. Do you 0:19:41.720 --> 0:19:43.200 remember do you know what to do? You know what 0:19:43.200 --> 0:19:43.800 I'm talking about? 0:19:43.960 --> 0:19:44.080 Oh? 0:19:44.160 --> 0:19:47.359 Yeah, the little uh how about partridges with a little 0:19:47.400 --> 0:19:50.000 screen on it and you give it food and you 0:19:50.040 --> 0:19:51.680 clean up its poot and you see them get bigger 0:19:51.720 --> 0:19:53.439 and they laugh and they cry and they're just so 0:19:53.480 --> 0:19:55.760 happy and you can't neglect them to the point that 0:19:56.640 --> 0:19:58.200 they could die. Yeah, they could die. 0:19:58.280 --> 0:20:02.720 Yeah, and they die? Do they die forever? That that's 0:20:02.760 --> 0:20:04.600 a question that my seven year old asked me about 0:20:04.600 --> 0:20:05.480