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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame ties.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Donk.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Who is this Donk? I hope you ready to get

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Speaker 3: started because like I no, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I think you have the wrong number.

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Speaker 3: I don't know who this is, Vanessa. Yes, yeah, this

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Speaker 3: is Donk calling from Fitness. Well, my real name is

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Speaker 3: Paul Donkler, but my friends call me Donk and you

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Speaker 3: can call me Donk. But I'm a trainer here and

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Speaker 3: they just told me that I'm going to be working

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Speaker 3: with you. So what up?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Uh? Yeah, I guess sorry I did.

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Speaker 3: I didn't really Are you ready to get in some

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Speaker 3: good sweatology with me?

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Speaker 1: I don't really know the memes, but yes, I'm ready

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Speaker 1: for the sessions I signed up for.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're gonna get after it, you know what

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Speaker 3: I mean. And I'm I'm going to make you ninja

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Speaker 3: sweat like. That's one thing that I really focus on

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Speaker 3: a lot with my clients is making sure that they

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Speaker 3: get a ninja sweat in.

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Speaker 1: What the hell is a ninja sweat? I've never heard that,

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Speaker 1: you know.

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Speaker 3: It's like a thing I came up with for my

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Speaker 3: workout routines and the sweatology that I do in the

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Speaker 3: cardio kinetic department. And what that means is like you're

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Speaker 3: going to be working Hella hard and Donk is going

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Speaker 3: to push you until you sweat like a ninja, you know,

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Speaker 3: because I'm sure like ninja's probably sweat a lot because

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Speaker 3: they're like moving around and stuff. So but I think

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Speaker 3: it sounds pretty cool. So we're going to be making

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Speaker 3: you a ninja sweat. I hope you're ready for that.

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Speaker 1: Wait, I'm sorry you're Dunk or someone else's Donk that

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be working with.

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Speaker 3: I'm Donk. Yeah, and I'm excited to like get in

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Speaker 3: there and crush it with you, and like I just

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Speaker 3: want to call them. I kind of your fitness levels,

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Speaker 3: you know, so I know how hard to push and

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Speaker 3: get that ninja sweat out.

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Speaker 1: I sess okay, you know, never mind, I think you're

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Speaker 1: mispronouncing some things and I'm having trouble understanding you.

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Speaker 3: How good though, dude, Let's get an asss in real quick, Okay,

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Speaker 3: Like you know when it comes to cardo, you know

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Speaker 3: what I mean, Like, would you say your cardio level

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Speaker 3: is like Samurai or you know, like a ducky?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, this is not how you evaluate

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Speaker 1: someone's fitness, So like, I don't understand what this is,

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Speaker 1: and so I just want a different personal trainer. So

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Speaker 1: thank you for the call, but can you make sure

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Speaker 1: that you swap me out with someone else who works there?

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Speaker 3: DONK will make you ninjasweat the other trainers, I can

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Speaker 3: tell you they don't have Donk's ninja sweat training, cardio

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Speaker 3: kinetic satology techniques, So like.

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Speaker 2: Perfect, I'd like to work with someone who sounds like

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Speaker 2: they have more than a second grade education, someone who

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Speaker 2: I can understand and knows actual fitness terms.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, you're like going to be charged for this

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Speaker 3: session anyway, so like I do what.

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Speaker 2: Did you do?

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Speaker 3: This is considering?

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Speaker 1: No, no, did you just stay? I'm being charged for

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Speaker 1: this phone call.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, DONK has to charge you for my sweatspertise that

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Speaker 3: I used in this phone call, and gratuity is accepted

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Speaker 3: on all training sessions. So like, if you want to

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Speaker 3: throw me like a bone, that'd be cool.

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Speaker 2: If anything, you need to pay me for wasting my time.

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Speaker 2: This is absurd. I need to talk to someone else.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to cancel my subscription with this gym. I'm

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Speaker 2: going to find a completely different facility, all because of

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Speaker 2: Donkin is freaking Ninja swdding.

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Speaker 3: Well, then I'll let you know that this is actually

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Speaker 3: a prank phone call. This is Jubil from the Jubil

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Speaker 3: Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband

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Speaker 3: set you up.

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Speaker 1: No, no.

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Speaker 2: Again.

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Speaker 1: Wait, he said that he.

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Speaker 3: Just booked some trainings sessions and he was saying that

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Speaker 3: you're gonna get hooked up with a meathead, so he

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Speaker 3: wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: No no, wait, So Donk isn't real.

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Speaker 3: I mean he's real in my mind, but like, I

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Speaker 3: don't think you're going to be getting a Nindu sweat

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Speaker 3: in with him. Sorry disappointing. Oh thanks God.

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Speaker 1: I was like, do I like to get a lawyer

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Speaker 1: and see this person? Crazy?

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Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with Jubiles phone Franks