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Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer. Yes, yes, Nicky here I am. Hey everyone,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the Nicki Glazer Podcast. Thank you for joining me.

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Speaker 1: And later on Andrew and of course Noah is always

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Speaker 1: here in Arizona, but right now she's in New Yorker,

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Speaker 1: New York A. Yeah, yeah, that's right, picking up a

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Speaker 1: kitty cat tomorrow. Oh my god, are you so excited?

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm excited, almost a little nervous. Why let's talk

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Speaker 1: about it. I think just because of the commitment I'm

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Speaker 1: so I don't know how he's gonna I am so

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Speaker 1: excited for you. Like I've been talking. I just um

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Speaker 1: I mentioned her before, but David Spay's assistant, who I

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Speaker 1: was instantly like friends with, she was talking about having

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Speaker 1: cats and sorry to like bring that she recently lost

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Speaker 1: a cat that she had for like, you know, since

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Speaker 1: she really long time, and like just the way she

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Speaker 1: was crying about it, and the way that she processed

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Speaker 1: the grief and like went through it and like as

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Speaker 1: sad as it was. I was like, oh, wow, it's

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Speaker 1: so cool that someone can feel this way about an

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Speaker 1: animal that for me, cats just seem kind of like

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Speaker 1: we don't care that you're there, Like, they just don't

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Speaker 1: seem as I've never been as inclined to get one

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Speaker 1: as much as dogs, because dogs just seem so needy

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Speaker 1: and like give you what you want, even though Luigi

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Speaker 1: definitely doesn't anymore. Um, I just was like, and I've

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Speaker 1: always been sold on pretty much every animal. You guys

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Speaker 1: know that I loved that wingless bumblebee and was like

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Speaker 1: sobbing in my bed over it. Um, but I'm just

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm thinking about getting a cat too, because

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Speaker 1: they are more low maintenance, and um, they're just I

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Speaker 1: like things that play hard to get and everyone I

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Speaker 1: love loves cats, so the musical but also the animal.

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Speaker 1: And I just feel like that's all the evidence I need.

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Speaker 1: And I have the room in my heart and in

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Speaker 1: my apartment and the money to like maybe take one

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Speaker 1: that needs medical care, you know, like why am I

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Speaker 1: not giving back? And I definitely want to make sure

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Speaker 1: that it would fit into my life, but I think

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Speaker 1: Luigi would enjoy it, but I don't know. I just

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Speaker 1: seeing my friend Heather talk about her cat passing away,

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Speaker 1: even though it was like, God, I would never want

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Speaker 1: that pain. Um, it kind of sold me on the

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Speaker 1: bond of a cat, and she said her other cat,

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Speaker 1: which was normally like the one that needs a lot

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Speaker 1: When the other one was dying all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: and it came on really fast, even though it's like

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Speaker 1: And she said the other cat just like stayed away

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Speaker 1: and was like, this is the other cats time, Like

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Speaker 1: they're so intuitive and they're so smart, and that's why

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Speaker 1: they don't need us. Is that like they they know better.

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Speaker 1: And I think you're gonna learn from your cat, like

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Speaker 1: saying that it was really beautiful like when she came

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Speaker 1: she left to go put the cat down, and she

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Speaker 1: its own sense of morning. And I was just like

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Speaker 1: so beautiful that first of all, she had a cat

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Speaker 1: these animals that, you know, I had it in my

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Speaker 1: you know, I only based this off of my grandma's cat,

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Speaker 1: who was given to us after my grandma passed. And

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Speaker 1: now I feel so sad for Tutsi and how she

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Speaker 1: I just think there's like worlds of love and things

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Speaker 1: you'll learn from this cat, and like you can do

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Speaker 1: anything now you're you figure out everything. You were reading

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Speaker 1: my nephew Arlot, a book about big cats. If you

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Speaker 1: I know you've done a ton um that is like

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Speaker 1: And then I just never want to put an animal

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Speaker 1: the shelter later on today because of the bark. You

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Speaker 1: can't interrupt my podcast, Luigi. You know I said one

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Speaker 1: strike and you're out. I don't give him three. So

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't do that. So that fear is illogical because

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Speaker 1: were good caretakers. And like, you'll find a good place

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Speaker 1: a failure. But yes, okay, so it's not gonna end

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Speaker 1: up in a shelter again. So that fear is okay,

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Speaker 1: but you might still fail real fear. Okay, what's another fear?

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Speaker 1: And I'm not I'm sorry to disprove these. I just

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Speaker 1: about about having to um uh to litter boxes in

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Speaker 1: what I'm podcasting, and like he loves podcasts too, so

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Speaker 1: it before, go okay, Well, when you want to get

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Speaker 1: But they will never understand, not never, but it's harder

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Speaker 1: we'd go like one mile south and in New York,

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00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:05,360
Speaker 1: New Jersey, New Jersey south of Yeah, boy, I feel like, um,

428
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,000
Speaker 1: I don't know New York directions, Like that island just

429
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,800
Speaker 1: shoots out and I get very confused by my surroundings.

430
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,560
Speaker 1: And well, Connecticut I always thought was south, but it's

431
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,920
Speaker 1: north of New York. Yeah, I would have guessed north,

432
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,919
Speaker 1: but I also wouldn't have been sure about that guess.

433
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,879
Speaker 1: But um, yeah, whenever we go a little bit south

434
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:25,320
Speaker 1: like Atlanta, I mean, and then that's south, Like, let's not,

435
00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:28,480
Speaker 1: We're not, that's definitely south. You're you get you twying

436
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:32,080
Speaker 1: it up on stage. Um, I do the same thing.

437
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,280
Speaker 1: I mean I can. But that's even if I talk

438
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,680
Speaker 1: to one individual, Like if I talked to someone from

439
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:40,040
Speaker 1: Long Island, I'm talking with my hands. I'm like, oh,

440
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,359
Speaker 1: you went down to the isleway where you and again

441
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,920
Speaker 1: the way you take the uh turnpike done, and and

442
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, who the fuck am I Like, I'll get

443
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,360
Speaker 1: done with the conversation and going to shake it off,

444
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,480
Speaker 1: like what am I doing? Whatever? Since I was young,

445
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,080
Speaker 1: you were kind of like, you spit in your you

446
00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:56,720
Speaker 1: have chew in your lip. You're like, how did that

447
00:21:56,760 --> 00:22:00,520
Speaker 1: even get there? When I go down south, it's a

448
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:04,560
Speaker 1: little slower down there. I just getting my dad. I

449
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 1: give people what it's it's. I really want to explore it,

450
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 1: like I think it's gonna be. I don't think I'm

451
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,959
Speaker 1: gonna tackle it for my next special, but like somewhere

452
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 1: down the road, people pleasing and the different types. It's

453
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,320
Speaker 1: fascinating to me if anyone knows a good book about

454
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:24,199
Speaker 1: that or like some kind of uh like material or

455
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:28,720
Speaker 1: podcast about how we shift into other people, because because

456
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 1: we you know, at least for me, I'm just gonna

457
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,919
Speaker 1: speak for my own perspective. I just didn't want to

458
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:37,199
Speaker 1: be me. I just and I thought that everyone was.

459
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,880
Speaker 1: I just assumed that everyone else got lucky being born

460
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,879
Speaker 1: the way they were, and I didn't how many different phases.

461
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,520
Speaker 1: Let's go through Nikki's phases, because I had a lot

462
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 1: of phases my phases. When did your phases started? When

463
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 1: do you think you started this adaptation? Because I think

464
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 1: we can probably pinpoint probably probably around the time I

465
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:59,679
Speaker 1: started going to private school with all Christian kids, like

466
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,480
Speaker 1: I was like eleven or twelve, and my parents started

467
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 1: fighting and I started I started being called a dumbed

468
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 1: you in school and then a dumbed you at home

469
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,639
Speaker 1: and I was like, Mom, you're Jewish. You know. She's like,

470
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 1: you're dumb though you are dumb and I was like, Mom,

471
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:18,680
Speaker 1: you're drunk, and she's like, who am I? So yeah,

472
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 1: you just you started having I think it's it's interesting.

473
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 1: I was watching this about when uh children become aware

474
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 1: of themselves, Like there's a there's a time when like

475
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 1: when you're a toddler, you don't know that you're a thing.

476
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:36,479
Speaker 1: You just start experiencing the outside world. And it's almost

477
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,440
Speaker 1: like the correct way because you aren't a thing. You're

478
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: just consciousness. You're not. I mean, it's that's the best right.

479
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:46,359
Speaker 1: You're just getting. But you're like, you're like, thing's a movie,

480
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 1: but you don't have any authority over it, you have

481
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 1: no influence over it. There was a study there was

482
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 1: a fascinating way where they showed like exactly the exact

483
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,560
Speaker 1: around age where like a fifteen month old. It's the

484
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 1: shopping cart experiment. They have this little kid with a

485
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 1: ppping cart and its mom is like three ft in

486
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 1: front of them. There's a little shopping cart and the

487
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,120
Speaker 1: shopping cart behind it, like where the kid would push

488
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 1: is a rug and the wheels are touched the rugs,

489
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 1: so in order to push the cart you have to

490
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 1: step off the rug, which which would make a baby

491
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:17,240
Speaker 1: if they realize because they're pushing it, and they won't push.

492
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 1: But at like eighteen months, something clicks and the kid

493
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 1: knows to step off the rug. And it's not because

494
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 1: they realize rugs and things attached to things. It's because

495
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:31,640
Speaker 1: they realize that they have influence on things around them.

496
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,400
Speaker 1: And before that the kid cannot understand why the cart

497
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,120
Speaker 1: won't push the kid. And then at like sixty months,

498
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,199
Speaker 1: the kid will start to see something's going on and

499
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 1: go around to the front wheels, then step back on

500
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 1: the carpet and trying to put the video in the

501
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 1: computer like the past like years, Mom has to stand

502
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 1: on the other side of the camera and go, come on, nicky, upload,

503
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:06,120
Speaker 1: drag the file over there. Good girl, good girl. Um yeah, no, no,

504
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 1: Noah gets it. No, Noah's very capable of stuff. We've

505
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 1: figured it out enough. Today I did some gymnastics, like

506
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,680
Speaker 1: mental gymnastics to get the done, okay, so I'm sorry

507
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,880
Speaker 1: the rug and then this is interesting. So I think

508
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 1: that that's like the most freedom is before you realize

509
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 1: you are a thing. That and also before and then

510
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 1: you then you realize you're a person, and you're like, oh,

511
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 1: I am accountable for things. People can get mad at me.

512
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,360
Speaker 1: I am responsible for my own behavior, which, by the way,

513
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,119
Speaker 1: you're not like no free will all that stuff, or

514
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,199
Speaker 1: like if you have if you believe in God, like

515
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 1: God is responsible for you or a higher power whatever.

516
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 1: And then that takes you thirty seven years to realize

517
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 1: it's not everything you do is your fault. That takes

518
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 1: a really long time, but you you go through this

519
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 1: middle point where you feel like everything you feel, everything

520
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 1: you think, everything you do is your fault and like

521
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 1: your add person because of it, and like you. For me,

522
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:07,160
Speaker 1: I felt like I when I realized I wasn't as

523
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 1: pretty as other girls or didn't get the boys didn't

524
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 1: like me, which I didn't even want boys to like me.

525
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 1: I didn't even care. I just wanted them to like

526
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 1: me so that if I wanted to, I could could

527
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 1: do it. But the fact that they didn't want me

528
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,919
Speaker 1: was just so like I thought, I was special and

529
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 1: like I'm not like Megan's special, Katie's special. And they

530
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:33,119
Speaker 1: have a thing called um blonde hair that is a

531
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:36,120
Speaker 1: shape that minds not or I would just find something

532
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,679
Speaker 1: about them and then I would you know, I talked

533
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:42,119
Speaker 1: like this for a while because there's this girl that

534
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 1: was really Paul talked like this. So I thought like this,

535
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,639
Speaker 1: And if you went to Kirkwood High School in eighth grade,

536
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 1: you might know who I'm talking a count, but she

537
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 1: talked like this in all the boys light there. She'd

538
00:26:53,760 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 1: be like, well, then I I mean emulating Sarah Silverman forever,

539
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 1: like I already got the voice, and honestly I still

540
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 1: see her and myself like I see and Megan, I

541
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 1: um she I wouldn't be hurt. She had huge mobs,

542
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 1: but that wasn't gonna happen for me, so I would um.

543
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 1: She had like brace shows from quick and so like

544
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 1: I would do like my god hard, like bubble gum

545
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 1: in my mouth, like I would kind of go. And

546
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,680
Speaker 1: she just was cool, but like I picked the weirdest thing.

547
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 1: One girl had kind of a lazier eye and she

548
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 1: was really popular. But she was popular because she was

549
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: confident and beautiful, and good was. I remember one time

550
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: she in second grade that was, man, what a pivotal moment.

551
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 1: Second grade, we were all watching uh a movie in

552
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 1: some class. It was all the grades together, maybe this

553
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 1: fourth grade, but we were in the second grade hallway.

554
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: I don't know why we were all watching this movie.

555
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,479
Speaker 1: And I remember the movie ended early and they had

556
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 1: to kill time, and so they were like, does anyone

557
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 1: want to like show and tell or something? And in

558
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: my head, I'm like, God, I would love to have something,

559
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 1: but I don't have any talent. And I remember this

560
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 1: girl confidently raised her hand and then sang solo without

561
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:12,239
Speaker 1: Acabella a song, and I was so jealous that she

562
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 1: had the confidence. I just couldn't believe. And I just

563
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 1: was like, I want that confidence. But instead I just

564
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: faked a lazy eye for a little bit. I would

565
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 1: just kind of shut one eye. I mean, that's wild

566
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: that you had a sloth. It all comes back and

567
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 1: like I thought that was going to be the thing.

568
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 1: That's like when I drink smart water and I think

569
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 1: it's gonna be make me more like John France. It's

570
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 1: like that's not it. Yeah, it's just what you know.

571
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you guys you don't understand how small

572
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: Andrew was, Like, we don't do you can't comprehend it.

573
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 1: I'll put a photo up on the on the you

574
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: have to know and make sure he sends one to

575
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 1: you because his class photo, he's so insane. You guys,

576
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: what grade was that? That was probably six or six,

577
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 1: fourth or fifth grade? You guys, he is in the

578
00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 1: front it's all girls, and uh in the front row

579
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: with Andrew. He's on the side next to his teacher,

580
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 1: and then it starts girls and then behind him are

581
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 1: all the boys. He is probably a foot shorter than

582
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 1: all the girls. It looked like you were, um, one

583
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 1: of those kids that you know almost when she lies

584
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 1: to her son about being much younger than he is. Yeah,

585
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: was like, Mom, I found out I was five that day.

586
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: You looked five. You looked five, and everyone else looked

587
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: Did people say that to you all the time? Dude,

588
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: I was the smallest, but I was cute. Oh he's

589
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 1: so cute, and then I was you know, I didn't

590
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 1: even know I was really Jewish though, until I went

591
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 1: to an all Christian school. Like I knew I was Jewish,

592
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 1: but like you didn't know it was a thing that

593
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: anyone would have a problem with. I honestly think rich

594
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: Christians hate Jews because Jews starts stepping on their turf.

595
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 1: I didn't know there was anything wrong with being Jewish,

596
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 1: either or not that there is anything, but I didn't

597
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 1: know that it was a thing. Obviously. I thought the hall,

598
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 1: I knew the all goods have been stuff like that.

599
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: I didn't know, and they were persecuted. I didn't know

600
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 1: it was I well, well I had. I started getting

601
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: an inkling uh. In fourth grade, I was being called

602
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 1: a bagel and I'm like, who are How did these

603
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 1: kids have this dialect? I would just call you that

604
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,959
Speaker 1: because you probably had bagel crumbs like on you, but

605
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 1: it was not because, oh no, you changed my whole life.

606
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 1: Oh no, I would have called you bagel bite because

607
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: you were a little but you just go what is that?

608
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what is that? And then I'd go

609
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 1: over to my friend Scott's house and I'd look at

610
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 1: his and his parents had like mine comp book, No

611
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 1: they did not, and like every every edition like scratch

612
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 1: and sniff like like like all the mind like babies

613
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: first mind comp And it's like you touch it and

614
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: you can feel Hitler's mustache and it's like a little

615
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 1: there's like a little patch of And that's when I

616
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: knew I had autonomy over my own brain. When I

617
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 1: knew you could rub Hitler's mustache. And dude, it's really um.

618
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 1: Every time you talk about the anti Semitism you endured,

619
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: it's so heartbreaking. And you know, whether it's your Jewish

620
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 1: or fat or short or something like, kids will find

621
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 1: a way to Yeah. I was short and Jewish, so

622
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: and then it was like I had to be stupid

623
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 1: the one thing and dumb. Yeah yeah, yeah, no, shut up.

624
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: And you had a speech embeddiment kind of you you

625
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,719
Speaker 1: were going to special classic. Okay, look I didn't even

626
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 1: think of all these things. Well I could, and you

627
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 1: could stop. Your brother was all right, get off, yeah,

628
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 1: get me off the bus. I feel like I'm back

629
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: on the bus. I have been friends with you. My

630
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: brother would have beat up this kid one time. I

631
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 1: ever tell you this story. It's the craziest story ever.

632
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 1: I got beat up on the bus. Uh, not that bad,

633
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 1: but this kid's Victor Broun Concio, and he was like

634
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: the kind of like a type of throat cancer. Yeah,

635
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 1: it was bad. It was got bron Coccio. It was

636
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: terminal yeah, terminal six. Yeah, it was bad. You mean

637
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 1: stage six at the airport. It's Delta's. Yeah. You go

638
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 1: to this, go to C fourteen. You'll see Victor brun

639
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 1: Concio there and he kind of beat me up a

640
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 1: little bit, and then he got off the bus and

641
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: then my brother threw him down and like defended my honor.

642
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 1: Have you ever talked about it? Yeah, Like it was

643
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 1: a cool moment where I was like, my brother's got

644
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: my back. Yeah, man, Yeah, and then he gave me

645
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: a job and then that backfired and then yeah, it

646
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: went out. Let's get to the news. Don't you want

647
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: to hear the story? Oh no, no, So Victor brun

648
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 1: COUNTI you ended up killing a woman and then so

649
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 1: I got beat up by a murderer. Oh my god.

650
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. And then they won the lottery his family

651
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: after he went to jail for he killed her. He

652
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 1: beat her to death with a boom box and then

653
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 1: lit her on fire and then spray painted her and

654
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: then got caught red handed because he used red spray paint.

655
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: Get out of here. He got the a and you

656
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: know what, she probably he probably showed up with a

657
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 1: boombox at her house and she was like, that's so romantic.

658
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 1: It's like it's like the John Cusack movie. And then

659
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 1: he that is honestly, I'm not making fun. That's the magic.

660
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: So that they were they were in a in a

661
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 1: in a park and he was playing rap music. Oh

662
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 1: you did tell me this, this is horrible. Yeah, playing

663
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: rap music with like n W A or something. She's like,

664
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: don't play that music with curse words. And he's like, well,

665
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 1: now you're And he just beat up this woman who

666
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 1: was just anyhow, and you can only imagine what happened

667
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 1: to him as a child. I'm guessing, yeah, you got

668
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 1: beat up my brother. Yeah. It all leeds back to

669
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: day and let's get to the names. Boy, that's not

670
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: the most depressing story. Man. I hope you're having all

671
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: the swells out there. It is Tuesday, I believe, who knows? Really? Uh?

672
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:08,280
Speaker 1: First the first stories solid one. Grammar experts say those words,

673
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 1: these words can make you sound smarter, but most people

674
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,359
Speaker 1: use them the wrong way. There's twenty six of them supposedly,

675
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 1: and they say supposedly alternatively versus all alternately alternately. I

676
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: think it's alternatively is probably what did I say? What

677
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 1: is the right one? Alternative? Okay, Alternatively refers to one

678
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 1: or more choices or possibilities. Alternately refers to two or

679
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:36,359
Speaker 1: more things happening after each other. Oh, alternate, like they

680
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,919
Speaker 1: all they alternate. We we're gonna, we're gonna go um,

681
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: we're gonna answer these questions and alternately, and so it's

682
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:48,240
Speaker 1: like one, the next, the next. Okay. Interesting. Definitive verse definite, definite,

683
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 1: definitive versus definite. I mean definitive statement. I would say

684
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: they're the same, but what are what's the difference? Writing

685
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:58,399
Speaker 1: definitive instead of definite, as in the cf OH has

686
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 1: said a definitive time for the meeting is a common

687
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: substitution that doesn't work at all. The writer meant to

688
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 1: say that the CFO sent an exact definite time. Okay,

689
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: So those two things are not different. But what does

690
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:17,760
Speaker 1: definitive mean? Definitive means authoritative, decisive, most reliable, So definitive.

691
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: It's like the way you say something. It's like, okay,

692
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of people have so a time

693
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 1: can't be definitive, but a person can be definitive. Yeah, okay,

694
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 1: got it. Yesterday I was watching the Bachelor. This is

695
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 1: perfect batch in paradise. I'd have been Each episode is

696
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 1: two hours. I had to get through five episodes. I

697
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: only watched one because I'm doing a will you accept

698
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,879
Speaker 1: this rose um? It's you do it on two point

699
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: out speed because you can't on Kulu for some reason

700
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 1: and on the TV, so I'm just reading recaps. But

701
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:49,399
Speaker 1: they they use we with this is on Fboy Island

702
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 1: when they cut around it. These guys people so confidently

703
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: used turns of phrase that uh, just this One guy goes,

704
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 1: you know what, Thomas is probably on that date, and

705
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: he's acting all cool and he's putting aside the bs.

706
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 1: He's probably, you know, she's gonna come back here and

707
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: she's gonna like him skin over her eyes. She's not

708
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 1: gonna know. And I go, skin over her eyes? What

709
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,919
Speaker 1: is that? And I go that I think he meant

710
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 1: he's going to pull the wool over her eyes. But

711
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 1: he didn't say pull the skin over her eyes. He

712
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,919
Speaker 1: said skin over her eyes. So even if he said

713
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,280
Speaker 1: wool over her eyes, it would have been kind of incorrect,

714
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 1: but we could have gotten there. But he said skin

715
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: over her eyes, like it was just like and everyone goes, yeah, man,

716
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 1: skin over like they were all just like yeah, And

717
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 1: I googled it to see if I wasn't a new one.

718
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 1: So I did skin over eyes expression. That's how you

719
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: google something, because at first I go skin over her

720
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 1: eyes and it's like nothing, skin over eyes expression, and um,

721
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: it's just how to like squeeze your eyelids, like to

722
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 1: express like a cyst in your eyelids. Like there's no,

723
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: that's not a phrase. And this guy and another guy

724
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 1: kept going, but it's he goes up, he goes up, Um,

725
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,320
Speaker 1: what's the word. It was like, it's all my story,

726
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 1: but he just supposed to say just like regardless, he goes,

727
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: regardless that you did this, regardless that you did this.

728
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: It's regardless of the fact that you did this. It's

729
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 1: regardless of you can't just say regardless that I would

730
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 1: have been tricked on that one. I think, Yeah, I

731
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: mean a lot of these are just like you know,

732
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 1: it's it's me being a stickler. And I realized I

733
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: was being a little bit like elitist, like these people

734
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,839
Speaker 1: are so dumb, but like and I say dumb stuff,

735
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: I said, take it for granted, I did that. And

736
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: that's one where I like, I was trying to do

737
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: the right one because I know there's two, and my

738
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: dad always would make the joke about granite like the

739
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: tabletop and then granted, and I just chose the wrong one.

740
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 1: And it's not that I didn't know. If I would

741
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 1: have thought, but these people don't even know, and I'm

742
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 1: making look at the end of the day, yeah, the end. Hey,

743
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: let's keep going ingenuous. I love that I can't pronounce

744
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 1: any of these ingenuous, disingenuous, No, ingenuous, first, in genuine,

745
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 1: I don't know ingenious. I think ingenious. No, that's okay,

746
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: what did you do here? Okay? Um ingenious versus ingenious,

747
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 1: ingenuine ingenuous versus ingenious. Ingenuous means simplicity or childlike innocence.

748
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 1: Ingenuous I n G E n U O U S.

749
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 1: And then ingenious I n G E n I O

750
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 1: U S means clever or resourceful. I've never heard of ingenuous. No,

751
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:44,839
Speaker 1: I've never seen that word. But if someone did say

752
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: that was ingenuous, I would be like, oh, oh yeah, no, no, no, ingenuous,

753
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: that's ingenuous. I've never I didn't know that. Let me

754
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: can I do the other ones? Historical and historic historical

755
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: means based in history. So when he's thing that happened

756
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: in the past is historical, historic means significant, famous or

757
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 1: in So a historic landmark is also historical because it

758
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,439
Speaker 1: happened in the past, but a historical thing is not

759
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 1: necessarily historic. I don't like historic because it's a little braggy.

760
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, look at me, I'm a landmark that

761
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,879
Speaker 1: was important. It's like he just were from history. Let's

762
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 1: not right, it's not bragg here. Sometimes I think about

763
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 1: things in history where it's like this was Daniel Boone's

764
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 1: boyhood home or something, and I'm like, or it was

765
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 1: like this was the this was where Gettysburg happened. And

766
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 1: there's first of all, the grasses and the dirt are

767
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,280
Speaker 1: totally different now, so like the air is different because

768
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 1: the earth moves and there's wind. So really nothing about

769
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 1: this place is actually the same. Do you know what

770
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: I mean? When it's just like a field, I understand,

771
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 1: like a cabin or like, uh, the chair that Abraham

772
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 1: Lincoln was assassinated or the bed that he died in

773
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 1: and you can see the stain, like those things are

774
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,359
Speaker 1: like tangible. But when it's like a field or like, um, yeah,

775
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 1: I was in high school and we did like we

776
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 1: we we were on the field where one of the

777
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:08,800
Speaker 1: battles of the Civil War was and we played football

778
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: on it, and we were like the ghosts. We're playing

779
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 1: where they died. I mean, it is cool to see

780
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 1: a field and just be like, but but if you

781
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:20,240
Speaker 1: really think about it, nothing about that is the same. Yeah.

782
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 1: I mean the grass is definitely nicer. The bodies are

783
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 1: gone hopefully, Yeah, But the dirt, I would say, like

784
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 1: we're talking, the dirt is re energized and like been

785
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 1: you know, eroded and washed away. So the only thing

786
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: that was probably the same as like the inner core

787
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: of the earth, which at that point you can just

788
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: say everything you're standing on is historic, okay or historical? Okay, Yeah,

789
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 1: everything is historical. The other ones were okay, but all right.

790
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:52,720
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos is reportedly funding Alto Slabs, a biological reprogramming

791
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 1: tech company, for a new anti aging venture aiming to

792
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 1: cheat death. Yeah. I mean they'll figure it out. If

793
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 1: anyone will, he will, I wonder if so. Bezis is

794
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:06,760
Speaker 1: said to have a fairly long standing interest in longevity research,

795
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 1: and he previously invested in an anti aging company. But

796
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 1: you know what, when everyone looks young and like hot,

797
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 1: I guess who's going to be like the cool people,

798
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 1: the ones that had the ones, the ones that are

799
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 1: like aging. The it's always what's different or what's harder

800
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,359
Speaker 1: to achieve is the thing that everyone desires to be.

801
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 1: I think that's it. And let me just say, if

802
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: we really think about it, old age is the hardest

803
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: to achieve because you have to live. So why don't

804
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:36,320
Speaker 1: we respect wrinkles and like age spots Like that should

805
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:39,240
Speaker 1: be the mark of like you lived, like you endured,

806
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 1: like you had. I think some cultures do. I mean

807
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: the Asian culture is known for like really respecting their

808
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 1: elders and you like, like whatever they say because they

809
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 1: experienced it their parents forever, not because out of necessity,

810
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 1: but because like it's your job now to like pay

811
00:41:55,960 --> 00:42:00,439
Speaker 1: your respects to those Yeah, I mean, put them a home,

812
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 1: get them away from us. Yeah, we don't want to

813
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 1: be reminded that we're gonna die, so like let's keep

814
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 1: it separate and death is I was reading all about it.

815
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: It's just we keep it so far away from us

816
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,320
Speaker 1: because we're also scared of it. We don't want to

817
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: be reminded of it, but it's something that you know,

818
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 1: every other part of nature like has to see it.

819
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: They don't. They don't really send it away. Well, if

820
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: you could take a pill right now that will have

821
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 1: you slow down your aging by where's it at? I

822
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 1: try to buy those pills every day. I'm taking those pills,

823
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: you know, like I buy these pills that have like

824
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 1: new true energy x sea. How many pills are you

825
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: taking to that? Man? I do um to for my

826
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 1: hair that some hair person said to take, and I

827
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 1: don't think it's working. My hair has been really thin

828
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,280
Speaker 1: this week, but I think it's because I'm on my period.

829
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 1: I take an iron, I take a Beat twelve because

830
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 1: I'm a vegan. I take a couple of mets from

831
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:58,879
Speaker 1: my mental health, and um, I take a what else?

832
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: Uh truful I was doing for a while. Um, that's

833
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: like for a day. It's a lot. But like my

834
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 1: friends owns the company, it really works and our differences.

835
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 1: Can you imagine two vitamin gummies? Well some days, I mean,

836
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: and also I might like, let's just start crying. I

837
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 1: never did that. I never did that joke where I

838
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: was like, I have a male roommate before bed, I

839
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 1: have to go through the nineteen step regiment and he

840
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: doesn't even take nineteen steps to fall into his bed.

841
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 1: It was something like that. It is true, like men

842
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,919
Speaker 1: don't do anything to their faces and we go, god,

843
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: you're so hot like like that, Like I love when

844
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,360
Speaker 1: a guy has like those like like crow's feet, or

845
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 1: when he starts to have like gray like in his beard,

846
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: like if you're trying to do a guy that starts

847
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: to look so hot. And I want to say that men,

848
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 1: when they really are trying to a woman, they like

849
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 1: that stuff too. They don't care if you start to age,

850
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 1: because it's if you like a woman only because she's hot. Sorry, buddy,

851
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:06,760
Speaker 1: we're going to fall out. But to all guys, Brenna

852
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 1: is like really big in the skincare and taking me

853
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 1: through a facial she did like that, why she looks twelve,

854
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:18,840
Speaker 1: Well know she's but she yeah, I mean she looks twenty.

855
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 1: She probably looks twenty two. But what does that even

856
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: mean anymore when people say you look this because everyone

857
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 1: but my point being is she'll do like five those

858
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 1: She'll do like five steps to you know, the wash,

859
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 1: the serum, the mask or serums after the mask, whatever,

860
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 1: four or five steps, and I swear to God, after

861
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 1: one treatment, I do feel like my skin looks way

862
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: like literally one, I feel like I look like, oh

863
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: like every guy's just one five step thing away from

864
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 1: seeing the skin again. But it happens that quick. I

865
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: feel like it takes, and women don't do it every day.

866
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 1: I mean, my mom has. My mom has has aged

867
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 1: really really well, and she smoked for years, drank for years,

868
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: doesn't work out, loves ham dips and this bitch she loves.

869
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: She loves a discount if you can put ham dips

870
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 1: that are two days expired based on when shinooks said

871
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 1: they shouldn't be sold. Um, but my mom uses ponds

872
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 1: cream you know, like cless like and and barely doesn't

873
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: wash your face at night, so that maybe girls are

874
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: doing too many yeah, and and ever since, I made

875
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 1: my regiment really simple, which is like I washed my

876
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 1: face with whatever facial cleanser. Sometimes I feel like I

877
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 1: need more of like a creamy one because my face

878
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 1: is dry. Sometimes I feel like I need more of

879
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 1: an acne one because my face is oily. Just any cleanser,

880
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 1: and then I put on that ordinary um plant squalling

881
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: stuff that I talked about that's eight bucks. Uh. And

882
00:45:56,719 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 1: then I put on um either an SPF like a

883
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:07,840
Speaker 1: elia um spf uh like c C cream, and and

884
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 1: that's that's all I wear during the day. And then

885
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:12,319
Speaker 1: instead of the c C cream at night, I just

886
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 1: put on like a thick night cream, which can be

887
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 1: a nutrogena um high lauronic thing. Like you just I

888
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 1: just do three steps and it's not even washing my

889
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: face takes two seconds. You're supposed to like massage gently.

890
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 1: I'm just like raw and you're supposed to like blot

891
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 1: dry gently with a clean towel. I used like one

892
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 1: that I wiped my pus with because I ran a

893
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:35,319
Speaker 1: toilet paper, like I'm gross and glide over that. No,

894
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: sometimes I run a toilet paper and I don't want

895
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 1: to just let a drip drop in my pants, so

896
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: I just use a towel. But I don't reuse that toe.

897
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 1: That was an exaggeration. I really don't. I would never

898
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 1: do that, but um what I've done it in the

899
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: past when I was depressed and going through a bad

900
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:54,360
Speaker 1: time from pussy. Your pussy's ham anyway, Wait, so wait,

901
00:46:54,440 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 1: go back waits not no, you call back? Fail keep

902
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 1: you going. Let's do it. Here's here's a sound effect

903
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: for a callback. Phil call. That's it. Hey, come on, yes,

904
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:15,359
Speaker 1: you're right. I lost but wait, wait wait what were

905
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: we talking about? Oh, if guys had to take off

906
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 1: makeup every night before bed, when we would, there just

907
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:26,959
Speaker 1: wouldn't be a makeup anymore. Yeah, you would have terrible skin.

908
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 1: Um and you guys, yeah, I would wake up, our

909
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 1: pillows would be done, like, we just would keep We'd

910
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,799
Speaker 1: figure out a way for some men are really fastidious

911
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 1: about that kind of stuff. But no, one, do you

912
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 1: ever sleep with your makeup on? No? Because I have

913
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 1: large pores and it's just not worth. What will happen

914
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: to me in the morning. What will happen? What happens

915
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: when you well, it's dirt. Makeup is dirt, and like

916
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 1: it's it's it's just it's not and it's like chemicals

917
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: and it's it's not good already to put on your skin,

918
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:58,800
Speaker 1: and through the night it just rubs into your pores

919
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 1: more and like just creates bacteria and then zits and dryness.

920
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 1: Does your mom wear a lot of makeup? Yeah? I

921
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:11,479
Speaker 1: mean you know, actually she doesn't work. Maybe that's maybe

922
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 1: we're doing all these five steps because we're wearing so

923
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 1: much makeup. Yeah, I mean, my mom doesn't wear makeup,

924
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 1: and that always boggles my mind because it it looks

925
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 1: so good. She can look so much better with a

926
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 1: little bit of makeup, and she's a beautiful woman, but

927
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: she can look really sing through old pictures of my phone.

928
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: The other day, I was showing Andrew, like all these

929
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: pictures I took from photo albums, and one he was like, Wow,

930
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: your mom's gorgeous. Another one he'd be like, whoa, your

931
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: mom's pretty. They were all pictures where she had her

932
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 1: makeup done, all of them like back in the eighties.

933
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 1: And I knew that, but like and then you'd be like,

934
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 1: is that your mom? And it was like a picture

935
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 1: with her without makeup, she looked beautiful. But people, guys

936
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 1: can't say that makeup doesn't trick you. And I know

937
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 1: that lots of makeup sometimes is too much, but yeah,

938
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 1: you guys like it, and you guys would look better

939
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 1: with it. God a Meal's eyelashes last week. I was like,

940
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 1: I was getting my makeup done and I was just like,

941
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:06,360
Speaker 1: A Meal, can I please please put mascre on those sweet,

942
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 1: luscious lashes? And he goes you've done it before, and

943
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I was gonna say, we've been

944
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: friends too long for me to let those eyelashes just

945
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 1: go without repainting them. Because some boys, you're just like

946
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 1: boys that look like girls. Like that's when it works,

947
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 1: like a rocker. A rocker can do eyeliner. If I

948
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: do eyeliner, I just look like a truck driver that

949
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 1: fell in mud on his eyes. It doesn't work. Sometimes

950
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: you say the funniest like I'm really envious of your

951
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 1: ability to pull a thing that that fell out in

952
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 1: mud is so funny, and like I would have to

953
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 1: think all afternoon to write something like that where you

954
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 1: don't give yourself credit with those things really bad on

955
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 1: like those kind of like weird outside quick. But I'm

956
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 1: thinking about it before I'm saying I don't I know

957
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: what I'm going to say before the end of the sentence.

958
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 1: Most of the time, sometimes I get ucky, but a

959
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: lot of times I just can't. You'll hear it on

960
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,479
Speaker 1: the podcast. I just I'm not good in that moment

961
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 1: because I start, I get to the part where I go, man,

962
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: if I wore makeup, I look like a And then

963
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:13,240
Speaker 1: I when I say i'd look like in that moment,

964
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, Nikki, you never can come up with a

965
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: good one here, and I start freaking out because I

966
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 1: tell myself you can never. You're not as funny as

967
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 1: you think you are. You're not Colin Mockery or Wayne Brady.

968
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:27,319
Speaker 1: You don't do improv. And then that thinking makes me

969
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: panic and then I can't and then I just go

970
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 1: NICKI just pull anything literally anywhere. Sometimes there's sometimes you know,

971
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 1: I remember John Mulaney had a bit about drag queens

972
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 1: and how they're like the worst version of a woman,

973
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,920
Speaker 1: and he's like, your version of a woman is like

974
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: a bit. He's like it is mean and bullying. You know,

975
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:49,399
Speaker 1: your version of woman is a lot like a man.

976
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 1: Because he'd be like, my name is Strawberry alarm clock,

977
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 1: and like for me to come up with Strawberry alarm clock,

978
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 1: like I couldn't do that. Like I would be like,

979
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, right now, I have any word at my

980
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:06,959
Speaker 1: but you could do blueberry uh whatever, right exactly, Well,

981
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 1: we just learned that that was the trick. Let's go

982
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 1: to break so I can come up with a joke

983
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: and then we'll get back to why do I think

984
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 1: it's not being afraid, like me saying ham drip, terrible joke,

985
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 1: not being afraid of I'm scared. I'm too scared of bombing. Yeah,

986
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 1: um yeah, and I'm working on that. But that was

987
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 1: an interesting no fear fear. Let's take a quick break

988
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 1: and then we'll get back with um, why do I care? Okay,

989
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 1: why do I care? Why do you care? I don't

990
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 1: know anymore? Why do I care? Megan Fox and massage

991
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 1: gun Kelly, Oh my god, Massage and Kelly. You sent

992
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 1: me a meme of his face on one of those

993
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 1: thera guns. But by the way, a lot of these

994
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 1: things I send you are through like Nicky Glazier, like

995
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 1: like people sending them to us, like the video this morning.

996
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:02,800
Speaker 1: Just come across that someone goes this reminds me of

997
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 1: Nikki and Andrews. Well, thank you so much to our

998
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,439
Speaker 1: fancy who alert us to things that we would enjoy

999
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:09,520
Speaker 1: like that because we miss a lot of them. Um,

1000
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 1: Massage and Kelly was hilarious. I I can I get

1001
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: the story? Can I take it? Because I actually yeah? So,

1002
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,240
Speaker 1: Y'll sterday on Comments by Celebs, which is an account

1003
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: I follow where they kind of document they're really like

1004
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 1: a loving celebrity gossip site that doesn't really get caddy

1005
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 1: a lot of times. Yes, they like to speculate in gossip,

1006
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 1: but it's not like Dema, which dem is just all people.

1007
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 1: They're all blind items, which is like someone who's not

1008
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 1: being accountable, not being like, Hi, my name is Mary

1009
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 1: Stevenson from you know, Baxter, Minnesota, and I witnessed Channing

1010
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:47,399
Speaker 1: Tatum and Zoe Kravitz on a bike ride because I

1011
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 1: was following them, Like, it's all people that are like

1012
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:52,239
Speaker 1: I was at dinner the other there was one the

1013
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 1: other night that was like or the other like two Sundays.

1014
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 1: They go every Sunday on their Instagram story, they do

1015
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: like a drop of like all these people d M

1016
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 1: N Duma and the all people that just witnessed celebrities

1017
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 1: in the wild or or personal friends of celebrities ratting

1018
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 1: them out. But it's all anonymous, so it's just kind

1019
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 1: of like is it true, but you just assume it

1020
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:11,959
Speaker 1: is because it's so detailed. Sometimes one had a picture

1021
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: of Courtey Kardashian. A lot of them come with pictures

1022
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,839
Speaker 1: that were like I was at the nail salon and

1023
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 1: I saw court dash in and she seemed happy and

1024
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 1: she was with Penelope. But the and it said, um

1025
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: she was texting someone about and a party tomorrow. It

1026
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 1: was like this girl read her scream or it was

1027
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 1: like her listening to a call and I was like, wait,

1028
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,239
Speaker 1: so when they do they have to write into due

1029
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:39,320
Speaker 1: or yeah, they submitted via d M S or she

1030
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: has like a submission site and um or a website

1031
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 1: where you can anna kind of smart. It's like Wikipedia

1032
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 1: for like celebrity like they don't have to pay anyone.

1033
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of people have tried to start

1034
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 1: these before, but this one it takes a while to

1035
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 1: get people like. It has over a million followers now

1036
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 1: and it was a slow build, but I love it.

1037
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 1: It's just so and then on the sub read it

1038
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 1: for dem wat. It's all these celebrity people that love celebrities,

1039
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 1: and I'm one of them. By the way, I just

1040
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 1: want to say, I'm I'm you. I'm obsessed with celebrity culture.

1041
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,280
Speaker 1: I have strong opinions about people I know nothing about,

1042
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 1: truly nothing about. These people don't even have podcasts like

1043
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 1: I do where they tell you a lot. They have

1044
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 1: reality shows maybe, but those reality shows are you can't

1045
00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 1: take those seriously and and really think that that's the

1046
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 1: real them um and even my podcast, you can't. You

1047
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 1: have to have some sort of like you have to

1048
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:29,320
Speaker 1: realize you don't know everything about me, even though it

1049
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 1: seems like sometimes I give it all away, but I

1050
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 1: I'm one of you. If if I'm talking to one

1051
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:37,800
Speaker 1: of you, these people in the dim Wa subrubbit read it,

1052
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 1: sometimes it will be like what celebrity do you hate

1053
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 1: more than any celebrity? What one that can you not

1054
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 1: watch in anything? And I just read these comments and

1055
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:48,239
Speaker 1: they're like, I just hate Ryan Reynolds. I hate And

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00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:51,320
Speaker 1: I'm just like these who are these people that have

1057
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 1: such hatred? I understanding hating Chris Brown for what he

1058
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:57,880
Speaker 1: did to Rihanna based on actual police reports. I understand

1059
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 1: hating um, you know, Woody Allen based on what Ronan

1060
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 1: Pharaoh has uncovered and said Dylan Farrow said he had

1061
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,400
Speaker 1: done to her, and so like I understand that, But

1062
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:12,840
Speaker 1: like hating someone because you just I just think she

1063
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,760
Speaker 1: thinks she's cool. I've never liked Jennifer Lawrence in anything

1064
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 1: because I just think she always looks like twelve when

1065
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 1: she's trying to be eight. And it's just like, and

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00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 1: these people have such disdain and for me, it's so

1067
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 1: transparent that they hate themselves and they're jealous and they

1068
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 1: would do anything to be these people. And then yesterday

1069
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:35,800
Speaker 1: on um comments by Celebs, I saw an agregious example

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00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 1: of this. UM Comments by Celebs posted a picture that

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00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 1: um machine gun Kelly I guess had posted. Is that correct? No?

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00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 1: Um okay? Megan Fox posting on table um yeah, Megan

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00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,839
Speaker 1: Fox posted uh yeah a picture of her machine gun

1074
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,360
Speaker 1: Kelly or her standing in front of a table in

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00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 1: an Airbnb. She said, when I tell you that this

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00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:58,240
Speaker 1: table at the table at this air and b Airbnb

1077
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:01,399
Speaker 1: saw some things and then a sweating like like red

1078
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 1: face sweating emoji, and then machine gun Kelly commented, I'm

1079
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:08,240
Speaker 1: really glad that's not our table anymore, only to assume

1080
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:11,919
Speaker 1: that they did amazingly sexual, filthy things on the table.

1081
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 1: I love it. Or they just like cooked a like

1082
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 1: tuna or something gross, eggs, salad hand, maybe they're maybe

1083
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 1: my mom a dip callback bomb. And then um, so

1084
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,759
Speaker 1: all these people in the comments are like, they know

1085
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 1: they can just text this stuff to each other, right

1086
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 1: when your relationship has no depth, so you have to

1087
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:38,279
Speaker 1: compensate on social media. Imagine being the Airbnb owner and

1088
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:40,440
Speaker 1: coming across this that one was good. Some things should

1089
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 1: just stay private for a reason. Cringe, so Edgy, I

1090
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,279
Speaker 1: just hope no one took a dump on anyone on

1091
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,719
Speaker 1: that table. Um. And then it's like, this is too much, y'all.

1092
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 1: His daughter is on the Graham. Dear God, please deliver

1093
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,120
Speaker 1: us from Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly once and

1094
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 1: for all. So all these people are just like you

1095
00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:58,839
Speaker 1: too much, So I wrote, I think I'm the only

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00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 1: one who liked this. I think it's hot when couples

1097
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,800
Speaker 1: flirt publicly in comments, but maybe that's just me. And

1098
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 1: that's true, especially these two. They're hot. I like to

1099
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:10,279
Speaker 1: hear about sexual escapades that they're having. And yes, I said,

1100
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: and yes, they could have texted this to each other

1101
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 1: and kept it private. But aren't details about celebs private

1102
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 1: lives what we crave as a celeb obsessed culture in

1103
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 1: the first place. It's funny that when when they offer

1104
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 1: it to us like this, we're like, no, gross t M.

1105
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 1: I we wanted this info, but we would have preferred

1106
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,960
Speaker 1: to get it without your consent via dum wa after

1107
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 1: you were seated next to someone at a restaurant who

1108
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 1: eaves dropped on your private convo. And I don't even

1109
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 1: read the comments that got so comments by celebs. They're

1110
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 1: fans of mine, and so they pinned it because it's

1111
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 1: a good fucking point and they actually support being celebratory

1112
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 1: of celebrities, not mean, and they pinned the comment. So

1113
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 1: it has like four thousand and something likes, and I'm

1114
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:53,960
Speaker 1: so glad it does because there's no arguing that, Like,

1115
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 1: I don't even want to read the comments, there's no

1116
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 1: arguing that these people that follow comments by celebs love celebrities,

1117
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 1: love Seleb Goss. That's what we buy us weekly for

1118
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,480
Speaker 1: stuff that we're not allowed to know. But when they

1119
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 1: give it to us, we go we don't want it,

1120
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 1: we want it in a way that makes that is

1121
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 1: intruding into your life, my own, my own, my own

1122
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 1: encountered at is how many likes did Megan Foxes post get?

1123
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 1: Like they get enough love where it should drown out

1124
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 1: the hatred. I know, but this is I'm just saying,

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00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 1: these are this account is has culminated in not Megan

1126
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 1: fox fans. These are celebrity fans, fans of celeb culture

1127
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 1: and so for so many people on this to hate

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00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,640
Speaker 1: on them. And by the way, if this was a

1129
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 1: gay couple, like two gay guys, everyone would be like,

1130
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 1: that's so saucy, like they are so jealous of these two,

1131
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:46,920
Speaker 1: as am I so jealous of machine Gun Kelly and

1132
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 1: Megan Foxes passionate relationship that will burn out eventually. Women

1133
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:54,360
Speaker 1: could get mad at like other women that who had

1134
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:57,479
Speaker 1: kids got divorced and then are like living their best life.

1135
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:00,720
Speaker 1: They're like, but I'm stuck with my four kids, still

1136
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 1: making pancakes every morning. I want to I want to

1137
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,400
Speaker 1: machine gun cut Like I think there's you're someone who

1138
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 1: comments on celebrities in a negative way, You're just so sad.

1139
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 1: And I used to do it too, and I you know,

1140
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 1: I still talk about people behind their backs, like with

1141
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 1: my friends, like celebrities and be like, oh, I hated

1142
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:18,919
Speaker 1: what you want to look at this post from Blah blah,

1143
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 1: like we all made fun of Britney Spears until it

1144
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,920
Speaker 1: was a mental health issue. Well, there's something to you

1145
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 1: commenting on commenters that is in the Saint there. It's

1146
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:29,040
Speaker 1: not in the but I don't want to read it.

1147
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,640
Speaker 1: I know that I got so many so much hate

1148
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 1: in there because I was calling these women out. They're

1149
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 1: all women. I mean, there's some gay men in there too,

1150
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 1: but it's mostly women and um and I know that

1151
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 1: they hated because people don't like when you hold up

1152
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:47,800
Speaker 1: a mirror and it's inarguable that you see that. Hamdrop.

1153
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:51,919
Speaker 1: Let's get to Reddit dump karaoke Moon, this is your

1154
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 1: redit dump. Here we go. This one was so fun.

1155
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:01,160
Speaker 1: It's from the reddit. Um so bread it made me smile.

1156
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:03,320
Speaker 1: Did you see this? It was a TikTok It went

1157
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 1: around so much. It was this mom that said, tried

1158
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 1: to embarrass my child. Total fail. So it's a mom

1159
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 1: who pulls up to uh pick up our kid from

1160
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:16,480
Speaker 1: like soccer parties. This guy looks to be about in

1161
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 1: sixth grade and he's all of his guy friends are

1162
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:21,560
Speaker 1: standing like in the shade by the tree after soccer

1163
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 1: practice or whatever. She pulls up. She has her windows

1164
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 1: down and she's blasting I'm a Barbie girl in a

1165
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 1: and the kid comes over and he starts dancing to it,

1166
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 1: kind of like trying to get his friend's attention. Like yeah,

1167
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 1: he's not even like trying to he's just like enjoying it.

1168
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 1: And then what happens in the background is so funny.

1169
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,400
Speaker 1: All of the kids just start like it's almost like

1170
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:43,520
Speaker 1: they're trance to dance. They're not even trying to dance

1171
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 1: to be weird, They're just enjoying the song. That Not

1172
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:49,560
Speaker 1: only were they not I could say they were conceived

1173
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 1: to the song, but their parents aren't even old enough

1174
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 1: to know this song. I mean, I'm a Barbie Girl

1175
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 1: was a hit in I want to say, and these

1176
01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:01,960
Speaker 1: kids parents are like younger than me. But look at this, Andrew,

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01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:04,720
Speaker 1: watch this and enjoy it. So just press replay and

1178
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 1: we'll we'll post this on our Instagram story by the

1179
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 1: time this So the kid opens the door, look at

1180
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:26,720
Speaker 1: all the kids in the background, like a love that

1181
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 1: that kid is probably cool too to begin with. I

1182
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 1: bet yes, yes, let's be honest, like this mother was

1183
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:36,120
Speaker 1: not trying to further bully her son who's coming home crying,

1184
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:39,320
Speaker 1: being like I don't have any friends. When my brother

1185
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 1: tried to get me with sour cream, saying it was

1186
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:44,800
Speaker 1: ice cream, and then I ate the sour cream glass

1187
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:48,600
Speaker 1: for seconds and showed him. I was like, this is

1188
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 1: the best ice cream I've ever had. Sour cream Anyway,

1189
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 1: that's so funny at backfires. And by the way, parents

1190
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 1: trying to embarrass your kids, what are you doing? Why

1191
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 1: would you try to make the childhood experien of being

1192
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:03,960
Speaker 1: just feeling like just such a loser constantly and out

1193
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:09,440
Speaker 1: of place. It's about their attention grow up. And I

1194
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:12,240
Speaker 1: was thinking about even the Jimmy Kimmel challenge that was like,

1195
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 1: tell your kids that you ate all their Halloween candy?

1196
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:18,440
Speaker 1: Have you seen that there's so much trauma from Jimmy

1197
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:21,600
Speaker 1: Kimmel based on these four year olds even for thirty

1198
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:24,000
Speaker 1: seconds thinking their parents ate all the candy. The level

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01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:28,320
Speaker 1: of like these kids just go what what? And they

1200
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 1: cry and even when the parents like, I'm just kidding,

1201
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 1: it's the damage is done fired and is And honestly,

1202
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:40,400
Speaker 1: I think that the Santa thing sucked me up so

1203
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:43,960
Speaker 1: bad in terms of trust with my parents that um,

1204
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 1: it just led to never trusting them again about anything

1205
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:50,440
Speaker 1: because I I once I knew he wasn't real from

1206
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:53,160
Speaker 1: friends at school and confronted my dad. I'll never forget

1207
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,600
Speaker 1: being like Dad, Lauren wasn't even in the room because

1208
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 1: I wanted it to be like just between us and

1209
01:02:57,720 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 1: I'd be like I even said, I'll keep the gimmick

1210
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:02,240
Speaker 1: going for her. I need to know is Santa real?

1211
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaker 1: And his foot was shaking so violently it looked exactly

1212
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:08,200
Speaker 1: my foot because we had the same feet. His bunyan

1213
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 1: was just the Richter scale. It was a six point seven.

1214
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:15,440
Speaker 1: And I looked at his foot and I remember his

1215
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:18,440
Speaker 1: dumb tiva and I remember being like and he kind

1216
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 1: of smiled like and and he paused, and he just goes,

1217
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:27,880
Speaker 1: He's real, and I was just like, WHOA you're lying

1218
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:29,760
Speaker 1: to I knew he was lying because I knew Santa

1219
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:34,000
Speaker 1: wasn't real because everyone at school and told me whee,

1220
01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:38,400
Speaker 1: but they would no, because that's for me and my dad.

1221
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:40,720
Speaker 1: My dad would never face that was someone else that

1222
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:45,960
Speaker 1: would be cheating on my dad. Santa. I saw Nikki

1223
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:50,360
Speaker 1: getting bounced on sands knee. Underneath that song is about

1224
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 1: a kid witnessing his mom cheating on his dad with

1225
01:03:52,800 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 1: a mystical man who delivers presents. Next, not even a

1226
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:07,280
Speaker 1: callback mom. The next subret is asked credit one of

1227
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:09,560
Speaker 1: my favorites. Guys, I'm not even getting you. If you

1228
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,480
Speaker 1: can't sleep and go on go on Reddit and just

1229
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:13,680
Speaker 1: go to ask Reddit and read people's responses to these

1230
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:16,439
Speaker 1: interesting questions. My favorite subrettit is asked credit. They said,

1231
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:18,880
Speaker 1: tattoo artists have Reddit. What is the most fucked up

1232
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:22,120
Speaker 1: thing you've ever tattooed? Um? This one said, I knew

1233
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:24,000
Speaker 1: a guy who lost some bet with another group of

1234
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:26,400
Speaker 1: friends and he had to get a tattoo of scratch

1235
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:30,520
Speaker 1: from ice age on his inner thigh reaching for his nuts.

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01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:34,520
Speaker 1: I mean that's hilarious this one, Um, what were you

1237
01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:37,040
Speaker 1: gonna saying? No, no, no, no, yeah, I just I mean,

1238
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:40,880
Speaker 1: that's on you forever. One kid got a steaming toilet

1239
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:43,040
Speaker 1: ball on his ass in college. That was pretty funny.

1240
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:46,680
Speaker 1: Oh wow, a steaming toilet Why just he thought it

1241
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:50,160
Speaker 1: was funny. It doesn't make any sense. My friend, my

1242
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:53,200
Speaker 1: friend got your name tattooed on his ass and senior year,

1243
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 1: which was you know, I have your name tattooed on

1244
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:58,360
Speaker 1: my ass and people go, no, your name and it's

1245
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:03,400
Speaker 1: late a few times a bit, maybe, yeah, one guy said.

1246
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:07,400
Speaker 1: One one girl was an aspiring porn star. Um, and

1247
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:10,120
Speaker 1: my friend tattooed her butt hole to make it more appealing,

1248
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 1: more appealing pink color. Oh all right? Um? He A

1249
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:17,280
Speaker 1: guy wanted the thumbs up with modio on his taint.

1250
01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:19,720
Speaker 1: Apparently he wanted everyone down there to know he appreciates

1251
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:22,720
Speaker 1: a job well done. He's hairless, he could just say

1252
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:26,440
Speaker 1: good job, you know, and a woman you're so like. Also,

1253
01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:28,400
Speaker 1: you don't see a man's taint when you're blowing him,

1254
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:29,960
Speaker 1: so it would be better if it was like above

1255
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:35,480
Speaker 1: his dick, who has a hairless taint. Yeah, um uh

1256
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:37,840
Speaker 1: there's one. This one was I saw some weird This

1257
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:40,760
Speaker 1: is interesting. This guy soft weird tattoos because he worked

1258
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:43,840
Speaker 1: as a like e M t like in a hospital

1259
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:45,960
Speaker 1: where they cut off people's clothing, you know. Last second,

1260
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:47,800
Speaker 1: saw a guy with a genie coming out of his

1261
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:49,680
Speaker 1: butt hole up to the small of his back, peeking

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Speaker 1: out over his seat of his pants I imagine. Saw

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01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:54,480
Speaker 1: another guys, sweet looking grandfatherly type, had what looked like

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01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:57,480
Speaker 1: a home like a home down slash prison tattoo on

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01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:00,560
Speaker 1: his penis that said suck it. Um. Saw a woman

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01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:03,520
Speaker 1: with the rolling stones lips tongue thing inside of her armpit.

1267
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:05,680
Speaker 1: Must have hurt like hell. And then saw a guy

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01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:07,640
Speaker 1: with an eight ball on his dickhead. He said it

1269
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:09,600
Speaker 1: was a thing from his days in the Marines. Apparently

1270
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:12,280
Speaker 1: there's a tattoo place near Camp le June. That will

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01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:13,880
Speaker 1: give you free tattoos for life if you can get

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01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:16,600
Speaker 1: an eight ball on your dickhead. Oh, so like you

1273
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:19,240
Speaker 1: get that and then the idea like this guy doesn't

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01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:21,600
Speaker 1: have any other tattoos. He's just like, no, I'm just

1275
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:24,720
Speaker 1: eating for the eight ball on my dicky so I

1276
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:27,560
Speaker 1: can get a bles on my dick forever. How did

1277
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:30,200
Speaker 1: guy get a tattoo? This one is a tattoo artist.

1278
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:32,040
Speaker 1: Howd a guy getting a tattoo of his wife fingering

1279
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:34,560
Speaker 1: her own ass while she sat and watched me tattoo

1280
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:36,800
Speaker 1: it on him. Interesting experience trying to get the shading

1281
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:38,600
Speaker 1: on her laby it just right while she was peering

1282
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:41,720
Speaker 1: over my shoulder. Uh noah, we have one minute left?

1283
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:45,480
Speaker 1: Is that what I'm guessing? Okay? Um oh this one

1284
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:50,160
Speaker 1: was great? Uh this aid dating. This is from the

1285
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:54,000
Speaker 1: subreddit Dating Advice Dating Underscore Advice Males in a relationship.

1286
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:56,880
Speaker 1: Why do you guys follow slash like Instagram models when

1287
01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:59,840
Speaker 1: you're in a relationship? Generally curious why some males do this?

1288
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:02,040
Speaker 1: Someone said, I don't do it when I'm single, so

1289
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:04,680
Speaker 1: I wouldn't in a relationship. Okay, that's not interesting. Cool?

1290
01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:07,280
Speaker 1: We get it, you're such a good guy. Um, this

1291
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,480
Speaker 1: one girl. This is from a girl high new perspective.

1292
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:11,320
Speaker 1: I'm not an Instagram model, but I am a minor

1293
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:14,000
Speaker 1: fitness influencer, so I've got a larger the most following.

1294
01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:16,040
Speaker 1: The number of messages I get from men in relationships

1295
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:18,520
Speaker 1: is astounding for me personally. It's good to have followers

1296
01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:21,000
Speaker 1: and people that engage slash, follow my content or buy

1297
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,760
Speaker 1: my workout plans. However, if you've got a man, for instance,

1298
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:25,920
Speaker 1: and he doesn't work out and I'm not his personal trainer,

1299
01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:29,040
Speaker 1: why is he liking following messaging. I think it's reasonable

1300
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:31,480
Speaker 1: if your man is into fitness, but blah blah. So

1301
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:35,400
Speaker 1: then another person said, we haven't still gotten any guy.

1302
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:38,040
Speaker 1: I found a good guy whom I wanted to start

1303
01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:40,600
Speaker 1: a relationship with, but unfortunately ended up crossing him off

1304
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:42,520
Speaker 1: the list because of this. He literally followed over a

1305
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:45,200
Speaker 1: thousand model accounts on i G and a couple accounts

1306
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:47,960
Speaker 1: would have been cool, but that guy's number was way

1307
01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:50,640
Speaker 1: too much for me. Um. Someone said, I stopped it

1308
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:52,280
Speaker 1: as soon as I got into a relationship because I

1309
01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:54,040
Speaker 1: felt like looking at other women and getting off to

1310
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:55,920
Speaker 1: that whilst being in a relationship felt like cheating, and

1311
01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:58,400
Speaker 1: my girlfriend thinks like that too, So it depends on

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01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:01,440
Speaker 1: each person. Let's go into final thought on this one,

1313
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:04,120
Speaker 1: because I have a lot of thoughts. Yeah, I just

1314
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:06,080
Speaker 1: think it's funny that the guy that follows a thousand,

1315
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:09,280
Speaker 1: he's like, it was over four years. That's one girl,

1316
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:13,320
Speaker 1: but it's like one girl, it's one follow every few days,

1317
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:15,960
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like him like like trying

1318
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:19,200
Speaker 1: to be like and what is porn? That's just curated porn,

1319
01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:22,120
Speaker 1: like if you get off to women that aren't. I mean,

1320
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:27,720
Speaker 1: Instagram also has it, so they're not explicit images. So

1321
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:30,920
Speaker 1: what's the difference between a guy curating the kind of

1322
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:33,439
Speaker 1: like women he looks likes to look at that are

1323
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:37,519
Speaker 1: not doing explicit things and having that to jerk off

1324
01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:41,519
Speaker 1: too when you're not around, because it feels more personal

1325
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:45,639
Speaker 1: then because because you could d M them, they could

1326
01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:49,519
Speaker 1: follow you back. There's just Instagram feels out of all

1327
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:52,400
Speaker 1: the social media's too, it's like the one that feels

1328
01:08:52,479 --> 01:08:54,439
Speaker 1: more of a human connection. I feel. I don't know.

1329
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:56,599
Speaker 1: I'm so turned on by the idea. If I found

1330
01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:58,560
Speaker 1: out a guy a date was dating was following a

1331
01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:00,880
Speaker 1: bunch of accounts, like I would look like you know,

1332
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:03,439
Speaker 1: I will just be like wait, can we look at

1333
01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:05,439
Speaker 1: it together and you like tell me what you're into,

1334
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:07,479
Speaker 1: and like, I don't know, it would just like horn

1335
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:11,360
Speaker 1: me up. I think anything before I think after you

1336
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:14,400
Speaker 1: have made it official could be. I'm just saying though,

1337
01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:17,280
Speaker 1: like I think that's when a woman would draw the line.

1338
01:09:17,479 --> 01:09:19,400
Speaker 1: I just I think this is another case of like

1339
01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:21,920
Speaker 1: do you like especially when the guy was like she

1340
01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:26,880
Speaker 1: would consider it cheating why, because do you really what

1341
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,519
Speaker 1: do you want him to set up a fake account

1342
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:32,599
Speaker 1: of all? Because when you're hiding stuff, I just think

1343
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:35,240
Speaker 1: that like I don't know, I don't want my man

1344
01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:38,519
Speaker 1: to be closed off to thinking women are attractive. I'm

1345
01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:41,120
Speaker 1: sorry if you're also like a fitness model and you're

1346
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:46,439
Speaker 1: like pretty much showing your ham drip, yeah, like that's

1347
01:09:46,439 --> 01:09:50,960
Speaker 1: what you can't You can't be like I want this

1348
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:53,400
Speaker 1: ten percent of like horny men. It's like, yeah, you're

1349
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:58,400
Speaker 1: profiting from like let's not like your ham drops out.

1350
01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:00,160
Speaker 1: If it was a thousand accounts, I'd be like, this

1351
01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:01,479
Speaker 1: is kind of weird. But if a guy just had

1352
01:10:01,479 --> 01:10:03,840
Speaker 1: an account where like all his whole feed was just

1353
01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:06,439
Speaker 1: women he thought were hot and like stuff that he

1354
01:10:06,520 --> 01:10:08,120
Speaker 1: liked to look out when he was about to jerk off,

1355
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:10,920
Speaker 1: and and and by the way, I feel like if

1356
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:13,519
Speaker 1: I'm in a relationship that I'm getting the sex I want,

1357
01:10:14,120 --> 01:10:15,840
Speaker 1: a guy's not really going to have much time to

1358
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:18,360
Speaker 1: jerk off. And even if let's say our relationship kind

1359
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:23,000
Speaker 1: of enters a sexual slump and he starts masturbating again,

1360
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:26,439
Speaker 1: I don't want him to. Just if he could only

1361
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:30,880
Speaker 1: think about times we've been together, or like I only

1362
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,240
Speaker 1: use pictures I've sent them, that would be like I

1363
01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:35,599
Speaker 1: would feel like sad for him because I wouldn't want

1364
01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:37,479
Speaker 1: that as a woman. Yeah, you don't want him jerking

1365
01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:41,000
Speaker 1: off like a scared deer either. Where It's like like

1366
01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:43,080
Speaker 1: my mom when she like she wouldn't be allowed to

1367
01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:44,640
Speaker 1: smoke cigarettes in front of us, so she'd have to

1368
01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:47,400
Speaker 1: like hide the cigarette or smoke. You don't want your

1369
01:10:47,439 --> 01:10:50,560
Speaker 1: guy having to like hide in underneath a carpet to

1370
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:53,360
Speaker 1: jerk off with fear of being found. That's the thing

1371
01:10:53,479 --> 01:10:57,040
Speaker 1: that I've been like, No, I've been reading the book

1372
01:10:57,080 --> 01:11:01,040
Speaker 1: The Answers from the pat Alan, the woman who wrote

1373
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:04,439
Speaker 1: the Getting Too I Do book about relationships and masculine

1374
01:11:04,439 --> 01:11:07,400
Speaker 1: and Feminine Energy has this other book that's kind of

1375
01:11:07,479 --> 01:11:11,920
Speaker 1: consolidated all of her like biggest like messages, and I

1376
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:14,800
Speaker 1: sped through it because there's so much good stuff. Um

1377
01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:18,000
Speaker 1: and the thing that I really got from it that

1378
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:20,519
Speaker 1: I am probably going to reference a million times the

1379
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:22,640
Speaker 1: rest of my life and on this podcast, is you

1380
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:25,240
Speaker 1: have three options when you're faced with a behavior in

1381
01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:27,519
Speaker 1: a relationship that you're not okay with. And I'm not

1382
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:29,360
Speaker 1: telling people out there to be okay with your guy

1383
01:11:29,479 --> 01:11:31,800
Speaker 1: liking Instagram models if that doesn't feel good to you, Like,

1384
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:34,080
Speaker 1: you're allowed to have that not feel good to you,

1385
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:36,800
Speaker 1: and you're entitled to that feeling because you can't even

1386
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:38,680
Speaker 1: help that feeling, and you don't need to get over it.

1387
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:41,400
Speaker 1: But what you do need to do is accept it

1388
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:44,720
Speaker 1: reject it. And those are your only two options. You

1389
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:48,280
Speaker 1: do have a third, And what's the third, Noah, don't

1390
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:53,360
Speaker 1: tolerate it. It's accept tolerate. There's accepting, rejecting and tolerating. No.

1391
01:11:53,479 --> 01:11:57,080
Speaker 1: Tolerating is in between those two. So let's say, for instance,

1392
01:11:57,120 --> 01:11:59,800
Speaker 1: we're dating and you have I find that you're following

1393
01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:03,600
Speaker 1: a lot of Instagram thoughts, and I go and I

1394
01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:05,240
Speaker 1: don't like it. It doesn't make me feel safe. I

1395
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:10,320
Speaker 1: would say to you, Andrew, I know that, um you

1396
01:12:10,439 --> 01:12:12,880
Speaker 1: probably don't follow these accounts with any attention of cheating

1397
01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:14,720
Speaker 1: on me, and it's probably just something you would use

1398
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:18,040
Speaker 1: to jerk off before we were together and now we're together,

1399
01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:20,040
Speaker 1: and it doesn't make me feel safe because I've been

1400
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:22,280
Speaker 1: a cheated on in the past. Black. These are my feelings.

1401
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:24,240
Speaker 1: I just don't feel like you should have that. And

1402
01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:29,599
Speaker 1: if you say I really like those accounts and um

1403
01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:32,559
Speaker 1: I and you you still want to look at them,

1404
01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:39,080
Speaker 1: you either have to decide to accept my stance reject it. Yeah,

1405
01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:40,760
Speaker 1: we both, we both, but let's start with you. You

1406
01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:43,519
Speaker 1: either have to accept what I've said, which is okay.

1407
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:48,120
Speaker 1: I'll stop following them because um I, no, no, no, sorry, yes,

1408
01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:52,040
Speaker 1: Accepting would be I accept that Nikki has feelings about

1409
01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:54,720
Speaker 1: this that don't match mine, but I accept her for

1410
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:57,599
Speaker 1: the thing that is different. I think she's wrong because

1411
01:12:57,640 --> 01:12:59,479
Speaker 1: she is. It's not a threat to our relationship. I

1412
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:02,320
Speaker 1: know it is it. Even though she's wrong, I accept

1413
01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:05,800
Speaker 1: that she's wrong, and I will I will totally honor

1414
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:08,200
Speaker 1: that and I will stop following those accounts. And I'm

1415
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:10,920
Speaker 1: not going to sneak around about it, because that's tolerating.

1416
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:15,080
Speaker 1: Tolerating would be okay, I'm going to tolerate this her

1417
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:18,320
Speaker 1: aggression and pacify her and then do what I want anyway.

1418
01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:20,640
Speaker 1: And also even if you don't do what you in

1419
01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:23,200
Speaker 1: the name way, if you have resentments of like I

1420
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:26,160
Speaker 1: really want to keep following those but she's doing, that's

1421
01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:28,400
Speaker 1: tolerating when a lot of times you and I get

1422
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:31,200
Speaker 1: into arguments and I tolerate your behavior, whether that rather

1423
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:33,439
Speaker 1: than accept you for what you do and don't do

1424
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:38,200
Speaker 1: or reject it, which is okay if you continue, well, um,

1425
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:41,360
Speaker 1: rejecting you were rejecting me in this this made up

1426
01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:45,040
Speaker 1: scenario would be I like following those accounts and I'm

1427
01:13:45,080 --> 01:13:47,640
Speaker 1: not going to stop. And so I don't think we

1428
01:13:47,760 --> 01:13:50,599
Speaker 1: can work because that's something that you know, I don't

1429
01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:54,280
Speaker 1: see myself being able to not do, and it's part

1430
01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:56,040
Speaker 1: of who I am. I'm attracted other women. I think

1431
01:13:56,040 --> 01:14:00,800
Speaker 1: it's a uh micro uh. This is like a small

1432
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:03,559
Speaker 1: indication of things down the road that will come of jealousy,

1433
01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:05,559
Speaker 1: and I don't like that. So I think we should

1434
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:09,439
Speaker 1: call it quits. But then I can either accept you

1435
01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:13,920
Speaker 1: and say okay, I accept that you like watching these

1436
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:17,120
Speaker 1: Instagram models. I have to really accept it and do

1437
01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:18,519
Speaker 1: the work on it. I mean, this isn't just like

1438
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:20,639
Speaker 1: snap your fingers, Okay, I'm fine with it. It will

1439
01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:22,679
Speaker 1: start out as tolerating, but you need to do work

1440
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:24,679
Speaker 1: of Like if I want to be with this person,

1441
01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:26,920
Speaker 1: I have to accept them fully and not try to

1442
01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:30,519
Speaker 1: change them or tolerate it. Because Toller, I realized, I

1443
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:33,400
Speaker 1: thought tolerating and accepting we're the same thing. Until I

1444
01:14:33,439 --> 01:14:36,240
Speaker 1: read this, I thought, but that's the difference. Like so

1445
01:14:36,479 --> 01:14:39,280
Speaker 1: much of our arguments have been you tolerating me and

1446
01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:41,599
Speaker 1: being like, yeah, I see what your point, Okay, yeah,

1447
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:44,800
Speaker 1: I'll change or me going yeah, you're right, Okay, I

1448
01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:47,960
Speaker 1: am like, you're right, I'm gonna keeping annoying. I'm gonna

1449
01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:49,599
Speaker 1: be keep being annoyed by him, but I'm gonna keep

1450
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:52,720
Speaker 1: it quiet instead of actually when I'm annoyed by him,

1451
01:14:53,439 --> 01:14:56,760
Speaker 1: thinking to my doing the work and going, Nikki, do

1452
01:14:56,840 --> 01:14:59,760
Speaker 1: you accept him or reject him? Either move out or

1453
01:15:00,439 --> 01:15:02,560
Speaker 1: learn to live with him? But you cannot be what

1454
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:05,040
Speaker 1: it's in between. It will lead to the rejection, and

1455
01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:06,880
Speaker 1: will lead to a rejection that does not is not

1456
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:09,360
Speaker 1: a rejection with love. Now this is this is about

1457
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:13,160
Speaker 1: rejecting with love or accepting with love? I love. Wait

1458
01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:16,439
Speaker 1: are we doing a real life scenario? Are we still doing? No?

1459
01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:18,320
Speaker 1: I mean we like I I realized they can work

1460
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:23,640
Speaker 1: in any it's getting blended and I my my my

1461
01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:26,400
Speaker 1: example at the beginning. But I just if this is

1462
01:15:26,479 --> 01:15:28,519
Speaker 1: like interesting to you at all? I really the book

1463
01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:32,040
Speaker 1: is to nine on Apple Books. It's The Answers and

1464
01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:34,040
Speaker 1: it's like it's written by another woman, but it's all

1465
01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:36,760
Speaker 1: of Dr Pat Allan's like kind of quips. And I

1466
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:39,880
Speaker 1: talked to front. My friend was visiting some family recently,

1467
01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:42,960
Speaker 1: and she was feeling really anxious about um, a person

1468
01:15:43,120 --> 01:15:45,000
Speaker 1: or family that makes like kind of bullies are kind

1469
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:47,280
Speaker 1: of like does a person or family is like me,

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Speaker 1: no it all? I have the final say, I've done

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Speaker 1: the research. I'm telling you like it is, this is

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Speaker 1: a thing that you do that behavior because I know it.

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Speaker 1: And she disagrees a lot of times, but she's so

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Speaker 1: scared of this person of talking back to this person

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Speaker 1: and standing up for herself that she just shuts down

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Speaker 1: and goes like, Okay, well maybe we'll just talk about

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Speaker 1: it later. And then resentment builds and this person. I realized.

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Speaker 1: I go, because I'm like this person you're talking about,

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Speaker 1: I know that when you just shut down and like

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Speaker 1: get quiet and don't stand up for yourself, it makes

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01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:19,599
Speaker 1: me fucking furious because the other day my sister literally goes,

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Speaker 1: you're a know it all. She was like, why does

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01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:25,360
Speaker 1: everything you say you sound like you're it's it's not

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Speaker 1: even like a suggestion, it's like it's the final word.

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Speaker 1: Because I was talking about God and I was like,

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Speaker 1: I know there's a God now and I've let God

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Speaker 1: into my heart and I know that's hard for the

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Speaker 1: family to recognize, but like, I know there's a God.

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Speaker 1: And my sister goes, you're such a know it all,

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01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:38,479
Speaker 1: like maybe there isn't a God, like do you And

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Speaker 1: I go, I'll entertain the idea that I could be wrong,

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01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:45,040
Speaker 1: but I know that I'm right, and I actually thank

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Speaker 1: you for standing up for me. I go, Lauren, thank you,

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01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:49,760
Speaker 1: because I needed to hear that I was being a

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01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:52,439
Speaker 1: know it all. My tone was not appreciated, so I

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01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:55,320
Speaker 1: told my friend, I go. I told her this example

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01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:56,920
Speaker 1: where I if you would have asked me before the

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01:16:56,960 --> 01:16:59,400
Speaker 1: conversation with Lauren, I would have been like, I don't

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Speaker 1: want her to confront me and Sam and know it

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01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:02,720
Speaker 1: all that really hurt to hear in the moment. It

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01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:04,439
Speaker 1: hurts here and you know it all in your tone

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01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:07,280
Speaker 1: isn't good. And I was just like but instead I

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01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:10,120
Speaker 1: was like, Wow, my sister stood up for herself. The

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Speaker 1: reason I get a bullying attitude, and I'm not justifying it,

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01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:15,080
Speaker 1: but sometimes the reason I go so hard is because

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get the person to to to stand

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01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:21,760
Speaker 1: up to me, to like tell me to because I

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01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:23,720
Speaker 1: don't want I don't want people in my life being

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01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:25,880
Speaker 1: doormats and so someone as they treat them like them

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01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:28,920
Speaker 1: to a point where they'll bust and like yell at

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01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:30,679
Speaker 1: me like you've done sometimes And then all of a sudden,

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01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:34,519
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you're right, Like I just want behavior

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Speaker 1: of like wanting to keep because well it's it's it's

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01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:41,040
Speaker 1: definitely character flaw of mind that either people have to

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01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:43,200
Speaker 1: accept or reject, and I have to work on myself

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01:17:43,280 --> 01:17:46,559
Speaker 1: of not. It made that moment where she stood up

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01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:48,960
Speaker 1: to me made me change my tone of how I

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01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:52,080
Speaker 1: approach things like so as hard as it is, and

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Speaker 1: I've done this with people too that I'm scared of approaching,

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01:17:54,479 --> 01:17:57,040
Speaker 1: because your biggest fear when you we Gotta go are

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01:17:57,120 --> 01:17:59,519
Speaker 1: Your biggest fear when you confront someone about something you're

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01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:01,680
Speaker 1: scared about, is that they're going to go, well, fuck you,

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01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:04,639
Speaker 1: we're done. And let me just say that doesn't happen.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't happen when you stand up and say, I

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01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:09,680
Speaker 1: don't feel good about how you're talking to me in

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01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:11,960
Speaker 1: your tone, and I'm gonna just walk away from this

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01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:14,560
Speaker 1: conversation until you decide to speak to me in a

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01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:18,720
Speaker 1: better tone. The amount like, it's the scariest thing to do.

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Speaker 1: I swear, because usually you just go, yeah, you're right,

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01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:23,479
Speaker 1: okay always uh uh yeah, I see your point in

1531
01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:25,880
Speaker 1: you cower. Those people need to be stood up to

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01:18:26,040 --> 01:18:27,639
Speaker 1: and not stood up to, but they need to see

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01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:29,840
Speaker 1: you respect yourself enough to get away from them, and

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01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:33,519
Speaker 1: then they learn that they're toxic. I learned I'm toxic,

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01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:37,240
Speaker 1: so uh yeah, just looking stand up for yourself, Andrew,

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Speaker 1: we gotta go. You really have to go on so sorry,

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01:18:42,160 --> 01:18:46,439
Speaker 1: So like life is like a ham drip. Guys, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for listening to the podcast. As always,

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01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:50,040
Speaker 1: we love you so much. Nikki Glazer Pod. Follow us

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01:18:50,080 --> 01:18:53,200
Speaker 1: on Instagram, rate and review on whatever podcasts after you

1541
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:56,519
Speaker 1: use and uh noah, thank you and we'll see you tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Don't be kid, and we leave it