Speaker 1: You want from Los Angeles pH moment.
Speaker 2: And one and only famous Pere Perez Hilton. What's up?
Speaker 1: Party? People, Welcome to the PHP A book of course,
Speaker 1: that is Perez.
Speaker 2: How do you do sir?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm doing better than Diddy? Thankfully. We will talk
Speaker 3: everything Diddy and Cassie, as well as the latest surprising
Speaker 3: developments on Ben and Jen, a new vander Pump Rules scandal.
Speaker 3: Billie Eilish has gotten a lot of people talking with
Speaker 3: her new album. We'll share our thoughts. Also some happy
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift news and some sad Harry Styles news. But first,
Speaker 3: happy birthday to you. You are closer to sixty now.
Speaker 1: Perez sent me the best gift, So I was just
Speaker 1: wondering how did you search it? Did you search gifts
Speaker 1: for assholes? Because it literally is like it's like keeping notes,
Speaker 1: but the whole premise of it is even assholes need
Speaker 1: to take notes too.
Speaker 3: No, no, it's like I thought. I think it was
Speaker 3: like assholes need extra paper.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's it.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck it is, but it
Speaker 1: was very funny.
Speaker 2: So thank you.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's my birthday today, one hundred years old.
Speaker 3: God blessed we're still here and we're still doing it.
Speaker 3: I had a good weekend. I went to this food
Speaker 3: festival called Unstripped. Yesterday, I took my kids to this
Speaker 3: Tiger Woods miniature golf place that just opened in Vegas
Speaker 3: called Popstroke Super Fun. Although oh wow, my fucking mom,
Speaker 3: she's such a handful. You know. My new thing is
Speaker 3: I like my daughters to wear dresses. I am old school,
Speaker 3: and she just buys them like these really cheap leggings
Speaker 3: and T shirts. And I'm like, h oh whatever. So
Speaker 3: I took them in these cute little dresses, and my
Speaker 3: middle child, very rambunctious, started running, tripped and scraped up
Speaker 3: her knees. I bring her home, my daughter. My mom
Speaker 3: was like, I told you to have her wear pants.
Speaker 3: Look what happened to her knees because she didn't wear pants.
Speaker 2: Oh god, kids fall.
Speaker 3: Well, I didn't think she was gonna be running at
Speaker 3: miniature golf.
Speaker 1: But they fall, and girls wear dresses sometimes, I mean,
Speaker 1: come on, mom, chill out.
Speaker 3: So I thought she looked cute. And then what did
Speaker 3: I do Friday? I can't even remember. I had a
Speaker 3: good weekend. Let's get to the show.
Speaker 1: Well, I went to Chicago. I just got off a plane.
Speaker 3: Hey, right, exit, nephew.
Speaker 1: Graduated high school, which I can't believe. And I went out,
Speaker 1: saw some friends, had a great time.
Speaker 3: Fabulous. All right, God, there's just so much to talk
Speaker 3: about with Ditty. I'm assuming by now everybody is aware,
Speaker 3: but I will briefly try to recap in case you're
Speaker 3: just joining us from vacation or we're locked in prison. Okay.
Speaker 3: On Friday, CNN obtained exclusive surveillance footage video from the
Speaker 3: Intercontinental Hotel that was taken in twenty sixteen that showed
Speaker 3: Ditty repeatedly attacking his then girlfriend Cassie, pushing her to
Speaker 3: the ground, kicking her numerous times, ragging her, throwing vases
Speaker 3: at her, and according to Cassie's lawsuit that she filed
Speaker 3: last year against Ditty, which they settled for and we
Speaker 3: don't know the exact terms of that civil lawsuit, she
Speaker 3: also claims that behind closed doors in their hotel room,
Speaker 3: he punched her gave her a black eye and that's
Speaker 3: what prompted her to try and escape. According to Cassie's
Speaker 3: lawsuit from last year, she claims also that Ditty paid
Speaker 3: the hotel fifty thousand dollars to buy that footage and
Speaker 3: that's the first thing that's just so repulsive, repugnant, and
Speaker 3: just I must repudiate with every fiber of my being.
Speaker 3: I cannot believe that some person in security there or
Speaker 3: in another position saw footage of a crime being committed,
Speaker 3: much less against a vulnerable young woman, and did not
Speaker 3: report it to the authorities. The LAPD says that they
Speaker 3: never were alerted by the hotel or anyone about that
Speaker 3: incident in twenty sixteen. And the sad part is, I'm
Speaker 3: sure that probably happens a lot, yeah, to protect really
Speaker 3: rich and powerful, mostly men, I'm guessing, and that hotel
Speaker 3: is no longer operating. I don't know if anybody could
Speaker 3: be held accountable because it's out of business. I mean,
Speaker 3: it'd be really hard. And also, speaking of being held accountable,
Speaker 3: the awful district Attorney in Los Angeles, whom I have
Speaker 3: shared my peace about in the past, Jorge gascun he said,
Speaker 3: because this happened in twenty sixteen, the statute of limitations
Speaker 3: has passed, so for this specific instance, Diddy will not
Speaker 3: be held accountable. However, remember just a few months ago,
Speaker 3: the authorities rated both his Miami mansion and his Los
Speaker 3: Angeles mansion, and he's being investigated on charges of potential
Speaker 3: sex trafficking, amongst other things. The statute of limitations for
Speaker 3: sex trafficking I looked that up. It's twenty years. And
Speaker 3: also the statute of limitations for sexual assault is also
Speaker 3: much longer than five years. So if for whatever reason
Speaker 3: they subpoena Cassie and said did Ditty sexually assault you
Speaker 3: or other people, there are potentially a lot of legal
Speaker 3: consequences that Diddy will be facing in the future, as
Speaker 3: I'm sure Also, in addition to that horrific video, I'm
Speaker 3: guessing everybody also saw by now his attempt at an apology,
Speaker 3: claiming that he was disgusted at himself, disgusted when he
Speaker 3: did it. Yeah, you weren't so disgusted when you did it,
Speaker 3: because you kept doing it over and over again in
Speaker 3: the hotel room and then in the hallway. And just
Speaker 3: a few months ago he called Cassie and all of
Speaker 3: the other women and men that have come forward making
Speaker 3: allegations against him liars. He said enough is enough, and
Speaker 3: that people were just coming for a payday making up
Speaker 3: stories against him. No, I absolutely now believe everything that
Speaker 3: anyone has ever said about Diddy. I also think this
Speaker 3: apology probably made things worse and not better. I don't
Speaker 3: even understand the point of the apology, Like, are you
Speaker 3: do you really think you're going to have a career
Speaker 3: in the future, Like, what's the.
Speaker 1: Point, right, there's probably no point. Just you're done, it's over.
Speaker 1: I don't know how he carries on as a businessman,
Speaker 1: but once again, Chris Brown still has a career. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a little bit different relationship. You know, they were kids
Speaker 1: at the time and blah blah blah, And I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to forgive any of that behavior, but it seems
Speaker 1: like Rihanna's cool with everything, so I guess I have
Speaker 1: to be cool too. This is a little bit of
Speaker 1: a different situation.
Speaker 3: Well, it's a big difference. You know. With the Rihanna situation,
Speaker 3: we only had a photo to see. It was a horrific, disgusting,
Speaker 3: awful photo. But here we've seen video and he just
Speaker 3: acknowledged that what happened in the video happened in the video,
Speaker 3: that it was him, because duh, He's not going to
Speaker 3: face any legal consequences for that that happened. What is
Speaker 3: surprising to me, I've seen this across social media there
Speaker 3: have been people that are sympathetic to him because he
Speaker 3: brought up God in that apology video. Who are we
Speaker 3: to judge? God is his only judge. He's a different
Speaker 3: person now, he's blah blah blah. I know, like, I'm
Speaker 3: surprised that it's not universal condemnation of him and his apology.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised that not more people have unfollowed him on Instagram,
Speaker 3: only a couple hundred thousand. I thought it'd be millions,
Speaker 3: but no, and also a lot of celebrities still following him.
Speaker 3: It's just my heart goes out to Cassie. I want
Speaker 3: to keep the focus on the victim, with a lot
Speaker 3: of people out there also victim blaming her, saying why
Speaker 3: did she continue to stay with him for two years
Speaker 3: after that? Because she's a fucking victim and it's hard
Speaker 3: for women.
Speaker 1: She was an abusive relationship, couldn't get out of it.
Speaker 1: We witnessed her trying to get out of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: didn't work out well, So.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say it. He has three minor daughters.
Speaker 3: I hope that Child Protective Services are investigating simultaneously alongside
Speaker 3: the FEDS and they take his children away. I don't
Speaker 3: believe that he is a fit parent. His oldest are seventeen,
Speaker 3: so you know it's not a big deal. But he
Speaker 3: has a child that's not even two years old. I
Speaker 3: really hope that that love is her name. I hope
Speaker 3: that the biological mother is taking care of that baby
Speaker 3: and not anywhere near Diddy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know who that is.
Speaker 3: The mother is.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Some I don't even know she works in tech. I
Speaker 3: think some tech person, not a famous woman, just some
Speaker 3: random I don't know. I don't know what I don't
Speaker 3: I don't really have any What can we say? What
Speaker 3: can you say about this? All?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: It's more of I told you so if you listen
Speaker 1: to this show, I told you for years, I smelled
Speaker 1: it on him. I knew he was an asshole. I
Speaker 1: never had any doubt.
Speaker 2: He's a bad guy.
Speaker 1: I feel badly for her, feel badly for every woman
Speaker 1: that was in his path, and men and men and men,
Speaker 1: you're right, and men too, and also shame on every
Speaker 1: person that enabled and was complicit and knew and did nothing.
Speaker 3: And still he still got has employees Like I understand
Speaker 3: the need to make to make money, but I would
Speaker 3: fucking quit, yo. I would. I would. I would quit
Speaker 3: like tomorrow today, yesterday. Even tainted money is still money
Speaker 3: and still alluring and powerful and evil. And he is
Speaker 3: just evil. And he's not even hiding. I fucking saw
Speaker 3: video just before we recorded of him out and about
Speaker 3: in Miami. Really, yeah, he's not laying low. He's on
Speaker 3: the streets.
Speaker 1: He's a fucking egomaniac. He always has been. He thinks
Speaker 1: he's above all of this.
Speaker 3: Before I saw that video, actually I thought, you know what,
Speaker 3: I'd say, it's maybe a fifty to fifty probability that
Speaker 3: he might die by suicide because he knows the writings
Speaker 3: on the wall.
Speaker 2: That guy loves himself too.
Speaker 3: Watch.
Speaker 2: There's no fucking way.
Speaker 3: He's not going to be able to buy his way
Speaker 3: out of federal charges. The fact that the Feds rated
Speaker 3: his homes, they already have information.
Speaker 1: Well I don't know what they have and what they're
Speaker 1: pursuing and how real that is.
Speaker 2: And we'll see.
Speaker 1: I think they got enough to go in to figure
Speaker 1: this out, but who knows what you can prove.
Speaker 3: I also think it was one of the Feds that
Speaker 3: leaked that video.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll say this, OJ walked around free for years,
Speaker 1: walked around everywhere free for years, the finest restaurants, the
Speaker 1: best golf courses. He just walked amongst us. So did
Speaker 1: he will too. That's the privilege of being rich and famous.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 1: I guess I wouldn't serve him. I would look at
Speaker 1: him and be like, your piece of shit. Yeah, somebody
Speaker 1: else is going to have to take care of you
Speaker 1: for whatever you want.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I feel like he'll if he's able to miraculously
Speaker 3: avoid the federal charges, he'll move to Bali and just
Speaker 3: hang out with Russell Simmons. They'll be neighbors. But he's
Speaker 3: toasted in the industry, not even in the industry, like
Speaker 3: in every industry.
Speaker 1: With his booze and everything. It's all dead clothing, it's
Speaker 1: all dead. Yeah, yeah, I gotta think, yeah, no, it is.
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe he sells it though, maybe he sells
Speaker 1: it for pennies on the dollar whatever, and he gets
Speaker 1: a big check from it, and you know, he just
Speaker 1: lives out his life with the money that he has,
Speaker 1: and you know, I could see that, I could see
Speaker 1: that scenario.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm cautiously optimistic that the Feds will come through
Speaker 3: and he'll end up in prison where he belongs. Making
Speaker 3: a bridge from Ditty to his ex girlfriend Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 3: I have a question. Do you think jen should release
Speaker 3: a statement on everything regarding Diddy?
Speaker 2: Ah, that's a tough one.
Speaker 3: Before everything that went down on Friday and Sunday with
Speaker 3: the hotel footage and then his fucking bullshit apology video,
Speaker 3: I would have said no, But now I think she
Speaker 3: should at least release a message of support for Cassie
Speaker 3: and the other victims.
Speaker 1: I like that because it's very on her to get
Speaker 1: involved in anything unless it has to do with her,
Speaker 1: and that's I think something that her management should change.
Speaker 1: I think she should change management. You've heard me say
Speaker 1: that times, and I think that a new set of
Speaker 1: thoughts concerning her should be introduced. And what you said
Speaker 1: is perfect. I do think she should say something, but
Speaker 1: I don't think she will. She's not one to get involved.
Speaker 1: She cares about her and her brand wants to stay
Speaker 1: away from this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, her brand's not doing well right now.
Speaker 1: It's not doing well as a business move might actually
Speaker 1: help it.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then again, you know, is it her place
Speaker 1: to get involved? It's sticky either way, it's sticky.
Speaker 3: So on our Patreon show. I was very wrong. I said,
Speaker 3: I don't believe these Ben and Jen rumors. It all
Speaker 3: stemmed from this in Touch weekly article. And why are
Speaker 3: people running within Touch as if they were reliable. They're not.
Speaker 3: I think it's just because people dislike her and they're
Speaker 3: hopping on the hate train. But guess what this is
Speaker 3: that five percent of the time that in Touch was right, but.
Speaker 1: They're still putting on a good face that they're still together.
Speaker 1: You're not technically wrong yet.
Speaker 3: I got to give you all the updates after we
Speaker 3: recorded on Thursday for Patreon. TMZ, who is ninety five
Speaker 3: percent of the time accurate and five percent of the
Speaker 3: time wrong, the opposite of in Touch, they're ninety five
Speaker 3: percent wrong, five percent accurate. TMZ reported that for the
Speaker 3: last week, Ben Affleck was staying in a house that
Speaker 3: was not the marital home with Jennifer Lopez. He's in
Speaker 3: LA and she's in LA and they're sleeping in different homes.
Speaker 3: We don't know why, obviously, but that's not a good look.
Speaker 3: J Lo also liked this post publicly on Instagram about
Speaker 3: toxic partners who lack integrity and emotional safety. Any like
Speaker 3: is also going to be read into it's not a
Speaker 3: good look. However, as you mentioned, they are still tied
Speaker 3: by a very thin string at this moment, and Jenner,
Speaker 3: for like Diddy, is also you know, not staying home,
Speaker 3: not becoming a shut in because of everything going on.
Speaker 3: I saw a video of her, I think she was
Speaker 3: going to the gym or at some other place in
Speaker 3: Los Angeles over the weekend, and the paparazzi was interrogating her,
Speaker 3: and I loved this though. She said go to hell,
Speaker 3: and then she laughed. That was pretty pretty sassy. Also,
Speaker 3: you know, I don't know if we are to read
Speaker 3: too much into things, but Ben was also spotted at
Speaker 3: a separate time without wearing his wedding ring, and he
Speaker 3: made a point of showing of like adjusting the visor
Speaker 3: in his car with that hand so that everybody could see, look,
Speaker 3: I'm not wearing my wedding ring. But then another time
Speaker 3: over the last week, he was spotted again after that
Speaker 3: visiting Jennifer Garner, and he did have his wedding ring
Speaker 3: on there. Also, apparently all of the professional strength Jennifer
Speaker 3: Lopez has been under has affected the marriage, according to sources,
Speaker 3: especially because he was involved in her movie The musical
Speaker 3: film that she released earlier this year, and she dedicated
Speaker 3: an entire album to him.
Speaker 1: Duncan Donuts commercial, the whole thing. I mean, they're really
Speaker 1: tying it together.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And the very latest is that it is looking
Speaker 3: like a divorce filing is imminent and Jal is reportedly
Speaker 3: hiring crisis pr to help her navigate this. All.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I don't think this is shocking.
Speaker 3: I have a theory though, and hopefully this is true.
Speaker 3: Hopefully this is what's going on, and if it is
Speaker 3: what's going on, then I think that they have a chance.
Speaker 3: My theory is we all know Ben Affleck struggles with addiction,
Speaker 3: and I think he might have slipped up and Jennifer
Speaker 3: gave him space to hopefully get better, maybe even receive
Speaker 3: eat mint at that other house away from her and
Speaker 3: the kids in distraction, and focus on getting better and
Speaker 3: then getting back together stronger.
Speaker 1: It's a good theory and I wholeheartedly buy that, and
Speaker 1: I do believe that has something to do with this.
Speaker 1: I think that she said, look, we could get back together,
Speaker 1: but you can't be that way, and he's like, I
Speaker 1: will never be that way again, and I fight that
Speaker 1: constantly and I'll never do it and maybe slipped up
Speaker 1: and she's like putting her foot down, like sorry, you
Speaker 1: got to get out of the house.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I hope that's what it is, because, you know,
Speaker 3: going back to what I mentioned a minute ago, like
Speaker 3: seeing all the people reporting on that in touch article,
Speaker 3: like similarly, so many people are rooting for them to
Speaker 3: break up, and I just think that's sad. You know,
Speaker 3: I'm rooting for them to stay together. They got together
Speaker 3: initially when they were young, then decades passed, and I
Speaker 3: have to remind everybody Ben was the one that, in
Speaker 3: this go round, pursued Jen. He reached out to her,
Speaker 3: he wanted to rekindle things, okay, and maybe he just
Speaker 3: has permanent, resting miserable face. I don't think Jen makes
Speaker 3: him miserable.
Speaker 1: Well, let me confirm that he was always like that,
Speaker 1: even back then, he was like that. He to me
Speaker 1: all the time, seemed miserable all of the time. The
Speaker 1: best word is preoccupied. He just couldn't stay in the moment.
Speaker 1: There was always like that brain of his, and he's
Speaker 1: a very intelligent man. That brain at his runs on
Speaker 1: a hundred from the time he wakes up. And I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's the things that he's thinking about
Speaker 1: that make him that way. I could never crack the
Speaker 1: shell of him. I think I told you the story
Speaker 1: once I knew him enough because being around her and
Speaker 1: going to Vegas or whatever.
Speaker 2: But even we could be.
Speaker 1: In the same car or in the same room or
Speaker 1: trying to have conversation blah blah blah whatever him and
Speaker 1: I never could. I never felt like I connected with
Speaker 1: this guy, just because you know, maybe Jeeli was going
Speaker 1: on or whatever the fuck was happening between their relationship,
Speaker 1: and you know, he had come out of rehab. I
Speaker 1: remember when they got together. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: I can't even pretend to know what it is, but
Speaker 1: that's how he came off. And I'll tell you. One night,
Speaker 1: we were in Vegas and we all went out, and
Speaker 1: that was the first, well i'd met Matt Damon before
Speaker 1: i'd met him on like red carpets and such and
Speaker 1: kind of chit chat, just kind of being around. But
Speaker 1: we went out that night and we had Matt and
Speaker 1: I had the craziest night. We had fucking breakdancing. We
Speaker 1: were so fucked up in the back of this limousine
Speaker 1: and I'm making him laugh and I'm fucking on one
Speaker 1: and we're just having a great time. We're all rolling
Speaker 1: his wife and Lynn and we're just having the best time.
Speaker 1: And I'll never forget that next morning when I came
Speaker 1: back to the hard rock we woke up in the
Speaker 1: morning and Ben came in the room and he kind
Speaker 1: of cocked his head a little sideways.
Speaker 2: At me, and I'm hungover as fuck.
Speaker 1: He just got back from breakfast with Matt, which I
Speaker 1: don't even know how the fuck Matt went out to
Speaker 1: breakfast because we were all hammered to shitting back. And
Speaker 1: he goes, I just went at breakfast with Matt, and
Speaker 1: he said, you're the funniest guy he's ever met. He goes,
Speaker 1: he had the best time with you. I go, we
Speaker 1: had a great fucking time last night. So that's kind
Speaker 1: of what I mean. I didn't know Matt at all,
Speaker 1: but you give me a night with somebody, we're gonna
Speaker 1: have a good time and have some fun. And never
Speaker 1: ever did I have that sort of experience with Ben.
Speaker 2: And I always liked the guy.
Speaker 1: I just could never scratch that surface. So yes, I
Speaker 1: you know, to me, that's the resting bitch face you're
Speaker 1: talking about.
Speaker 2: It's his motor running or if we.
Speaker 3: Remember because we spoke about it on the podcast. Just
Speaker 3: you know, a couple of years ago he was dating
Speaker 3: that really hot Cuban actress Anna the Adamas. Yeah, he
Speaker 3: wasn't even happy then, you know.
Speaker 2: No, so she's smoking yeah young.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So that's just who he is. And you know,
Speaker 3: I'm not like all the haters out there. I am
Speaker 3: rooting for them and hopefully they can make it work.
Speaker 1: And by the way, yeah, I hope this doesn't come
Speaker 1: off like I'm shit talking him. I don't mean to.
Speaker 1: He was nothing but a gentleman to me. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I never could scratch the surface of him. And
Speaker 1: it's unfortunate because I always wanted to. I always liked
Speaker 1: the guy. He was always as nice as could be.
Speaker 1: But I could never really get, I don't know, get
Speaker 1: to a place where I could have anything, a real
Speaker 1: conversation with him.
Speaker 3: All right. Well, some other couple's news and explosive as well.
Speaker 3: Some of you know Jax Taylor, formerly of vander Pump Rules,
Speaker 3: now starring in The Valley, the spinoff show. He earlier
Speaker 3: this year and his wife, Brittany Cartwright, announced they were
Speaker 3: separating well, according to an explosive new report, he's not
Speaker 3: even trying to get back together with her because he's
Speaker 3: got a new girlfriend already.
Speaker 2: Yeah, buy that.
Speaker 3: But here's where it gets real messy. The new girlfriend
Speaker 3: is their publicist, their joint publistist. Not only is that
Speaker 3: a betrayal, but that's also just so unprofessional. Absolutely, the
Speaker 3: publicists should never do that. What does the publicist do now? Like, yeah,
Speaker 3: but does she end? Does she end things? Will she
Speaker 3: write it out? What do you predict?
Speaker 1: Well, look, the relationship will will fall apart anyhow. It's
Speaker 1: a fraudulent relationship, you know what I mean. When something
Speaker 1: comes together like that, it never ends.
Speaker 3: Well, but it could last a long time, look at
Speaker 3: Tory spelling.
Speaker 1: Indeed, I mean it could let but last a long
Speaker 1: time for that meathead is a year, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like.
Speaker 2: It's already doomed.
Speaker 3: Yeah. If I was heard this, okay, this is what
Speaker 3: I would do. I would end things immediately and then
Speaker 3: just tell all my other clients if they ask, the
Speaker 3: reports are not true. They're lying, and it's as simple
Speaker 3: as lie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was a headline.
Speaker 2: We needed a headline. We got a headline.
Speaker 1: It's unfortunate that my name got dragged into it, but
Speaker 1: it is what it is. It's reality TV.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 1: I don't care either. I mean, the guy's a box
Speaker 1: of rocks. I've said at one hundred times. Am I shocked.
Speaker 3: No, it's just sad because they have it like a
Speaker 3: two year old.
Speaker 1: That's true, because I mean even from watching the show,
Speaker 1: and I get the quote air quotes, it's a fucking show,
Speaker 1: but he's still a box of rocks. And I knew
Speaker 1: that was not going to work. You could look at
Speaker 1: the two and go, that's not gonna work, you know.
Speaker 1: And then they had a kid, and I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: and he played the hole my dad's dying or whatever
Speaker 1: the fucking case was, and it all seemed obvious to
Speaker 1: me just from even the show.
Speaker 3: All Right. Some music news, The new Billie Eilish album
Speaker 3: dropped on Friday and it is expected to debut at
Speaker 3: number one. I sat down with it and I liked
Speaker 3: it enough, but god, it's so wild, the Lana del
Speaker 3: Rey impact that she has had on music. I felt
Speaker 3: like I was listening to a Lana del Rey album,
Speaker 3: which I don't really like.
Speaker 1: I don't get that because the production is so much
Speaker 1: more intricate.
Speaker 3: I found the production to be boring.
Speaker 2: Nah, you're not listening that one.
Speaker 1: If you listen to the single and listen to all
Speaker 1: the things that are going on in that song.
Speaker 3: The single was cute or nice, like it was pleasant?
Speaker 2: Well, no, no, listen.
Speaker 1: If you like the song, you like the song. If
Speaker 1: you don't like the song, it's fine. But you can't
Speaker 1: say the production isn't great on the new song. It's
Speaker 1: great production. There's so many changes, those guitars, the different sounds,
Speaker 1: there's things that are being used there that don't sound
Speaker 1: like anything else, the callback to the James Bond guitar
Speaker 1: in it. I mean, there's a lot going on in
Speaker 1: that single.
Speaker 3: It'll do well. It's a good song. Is it different?
Speaker 3: Is it exciting? Is it special? I don't think it's
Speaker 3: any of those things. In my opinion.
Speaker 1: I think it's more special than ninety percent of the
Speaker 1: garbage that's out because everything, to your point, sounds like
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift or Lona del Rey or the nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 1: It's like only three types of production seem to exist
Speaker 1: in pop music now, or the like the what's the
Speaker 1: one song?
Speaker 2: You like the coffee so you don't like it.
Speaker 3: I love that song expressed though.
Speaker 1: It's okay, but it sounds like everything else. I mean
Speaker 1: to me, when you're saying all those words, I apply
Speaker 1: that to that song. I mean, that could not be
Speaker 1: more generic to me when it comes to production and
Speaker 1: Mike setting and the echo and the reverb. It just, boy,
Speaker 1: it sounds like everything else. That's why I like the Billy.
Speaker 1: I don't think it sounds.
Speaker 2: Like everything else.
Speaker 3: In a way. It reminds me of my I have
Speaker 3: to listen to it a couple more times to like
Speaker 3: really live with it. I just listened to it twice,
Speaker 3: and both times it felt like a chore. I was like,
Speaker 3: I looked like, God, these are some of these songs
Speaker 3: are pretty long.
Speaker 1: The final one is like it's more like a movie trailer.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's like nine minutes long.
Speaker 3: I do, but that's not the only one. Like a
Speaker 3: lot of them are four and a half minutes, five minutes,
Speaker 3: blah blah blah. They're long songs. And I think if
Speaker 3: I remember, like it felt like the sequencing like it
Speaker 3: was all mixed, like it was like one long song.
Speaker 3: Almost that is intentional, and I don't like it.
Speaker 1: It does start with that song Skinny, which tells that
Speaker 1: story and then goes right into the which is clearly
Speaker 1: telling another story, but it does kind of play together.
Speaker 1: That Love of my Life song I think is really beautiful,
Speaker 1: the one in French with the French title that I
Speaker 1: can't fucking remember because I don't speak French.
Speaker 2: I like that one.
Speaker 1: But like, look, I'm not like the biggest Billie Eilish fan.
Speaker 1: I'm not like jumping up and down for the album.
Speaker 1: I just think the single is just a lot more
Speaker 1: interesting than, like I said, Sabrina Carpenter and the Espresso.
Speaker 3: No way, that's espresso.
Speaker 1: I'm saying interesting. You can say, so we can say
Speaker 1: that's a better song because it's more quote pop generic.
Speaker 1: My point is, I think pop generic is just so
Speaker 1: pleas Billie.
Speaker 3: Eilish song is pop generic in my opinion.
Speaker 1: The Lunch song, then I say, listen to it again.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you there's a lot going on in that production.
Speaker 3: Also, my other biggest gripe, like I'm over her fucking
Speaker 3: breathy voice. Please, I know you can sing.
Speaker 2: I think there's a lot less of that though.
Speaker 1: I mean, I thought the whole last album was all breathy.
Speaker 3: There's so much. It's I like, but I also like
Speaker 3: a little bit more substance.
Speaker 4: Like I.
Speaker 3: It didn't land with me, but maybe that's just me.
Speaker 3: I'm curious what you all thought. Let us know. Eight
Speaker 3: hundred seventy two one eight five. Also speaking of musicians,
Speaker 3: Harry Styles, according to reports, is back on the market
Speaker 3: and single again, called it quits with his most recent girlfriend,
Speaker 3: Canadian actress Taylor Russell. In other one direction news, Liam
Speaker 3: Payne's former fiance Maya Henry has released a book, a
Speaker 3: novel inspired by her real life, and in it, the
Speaker 3: character based on her has an abortion pressured by her boyfriend.
Speaker 3: So now everybody's speculating that Liam Payne pressured this girl
Speaker 3: into having an abortion, kind of like Justin did it
Speaker 3: with Brittany. And you know what, I don't care. That's
Speaker 3: how she interprets it. He might have just been like,
Speaker 3: do whatever you want, but I don't want any involvement
Speaker 3: with this child.
Speaker 1: There's two sides to every story.
Speaker 3: It's just been like, listen, your body, your choice. I
Speaker 3: don't want to be involved. I'm not going to be involved.
Speaker 3: I will financially support, but I will not be involved
Speaker 3: in this child's life. That's not pressuring to get an abortion.
Speaker 3: That's just saying it's on you. And I would prefer that.
Speaker 3: I would rather know what I'm getting into, you know,
Speaker 3: like I want to know. I want a dad to
Speaker 3: be really honest, to be to inform my decision if, okay,
Speaker 3: do I want to be a single mom or not? Anianna,
Speaker 3: So this is a bad thing. In happier news, Harry
Speaker 3: Style's ex girlfriend Taylor Swift spent a couple of days
Speaker 3: in Lake Como, Italy with Travis Kelcey. They had a
Speaker 3: really good time. I was worried at first because the
Speaker 3: first day they were they were they were only like
Speaker 3: a couple days, and the first day I kept seeing
Speaker 3: all these paparazzi photos and Taylor looked really tense. I'm like,
Speaker 3: did they get into a fight? Is something wrong? Maybe
Speaker 3: she was just tired, you know, doing that show three
Speaker 3: and a half hours every night. That probably takes it
Speaker 3: out of her.
Speaker 1: I flew yesterday in two days prior, and you know.
Speaker 3: You're almost faithy though she's still in her early thirties.
Speaker 2: Not sixty, you fuckhead.
Speaker 1: And even when I was in my early thirties, I
Speaker 1: mean travel and working so much in that relationship and
Speaker 1: the scrutiny that she's constantly under and being under that microscope.
Speaker 2: I don't understand how that poor woman isn't.
Speaker 1: Exhausted all of the time. Damn, you know, she's changed
Speaker 1: your tour up. It's new stuff, and she's constantly creating.
Speaker 1: I just worry that she doesn't burn out on a
Speaker 1: him be the job, you know, the work or the
Speaker 1: love of it.
Speaker 3: She doesn't have kids, you know, so she's got she's
Speaker 3: got a lot more guests.
Speaker 1: You could still get tired. I ran myself to death
Speaker 1: at that age too.
Speaker 3: She also does schedule a lot of time in between
Speaker 3: shows and different cities, and made the most of Lake Como,
Speaker 3: and thankfully, the next day they were there, they went
Speaker 3: on a little boat cruise and all of the photos
Speaker 3: were happy that day. Thank goodness, because that would I
Speaker 3: would have been worried. They're not engaged yet that we
Speaker 3: know of, but those close to them till entertainment tonight.
Speaker 3: They expect an engagement to be imminent. Ah. And then
Speaker 3: after Lake Como, Taylor went to Sweden to perform, and
Speaker 3: us eagle eyed as Swifties spotted a hickey on her neck,
Speaker 3: which she didn't even try to hide. There was no
Speaker 3: makeup on that. She was like to take a look,
Speaker 3: take a good look.
Speaker 1: That is so trashy.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, what do you mean it's trashy?
Speaker 2: Hickeys? What are you in twelfth grade? Eleventh or?
Speaker 3: Gay men are all about it. We bite, we suck.
Speaker 3: It's seven more are just sensitive and they bruise easily.
Speaker 3: It's not like you're purposely trying to give somebody a hickey.
Speaker 1: I think you know, yeah, I think you gotta suck
Speaker 1: on that pretty hard to give someone a hickey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, but that doesn't mean you're purposely trying to
Speaker 3: give them a hickey. That's just part of hot sex. Well,
Speaker 3: you're not a gay man or Taylor Swift and Travis
Speaker 3: Kelsey all about it. Also, I was so excited because
Speaker 3: at that same Hickey show in the audience in Sweden
Speaker 3: was musical mastermind and pop genius Max Martin, and we've
Speaker 3: talked in the past about was I was told that
Speaker 3: they had had a falling out and they were estranged,
Speaker 3: specifically because Max did not want to give Taylor production credit.
Speaker 3: You know, he's the producer, she's the singer songwriter. The
Speaker 3: fact that he's at her show. And not only that,
Speaker 3: she then performed a bunch of her Max Martin songs
Speaker 3: as a medley in the in the acoustics section. That's
Speaker 3: just her solo. It gives me hope that they might
Speaker 3: there might be a musical reconciliation in the future.
Speaker 1: Can I stop you one second? So, but she had
Speaker 1: no problem giving Jack Antonov credit for this stuff. That's
Speaker 1: why I never bought that.
Speaker 3: No, she's co credited as producer.
Speaker 1: Oh so you're saying he was not wanted full correct?
Speaker 1: Oh got it?
Speaker 3: Yes, In the Jack Antonov song this, he produces it
Speaker 3: and she produces it, and they're both the producers of
Speaker 3: the songs.
Speaker 2: Gotcha? Gotcha? Semantics.
Speaker 3: Also a little bit of an update on that whole
Speaker 3: Harrison Bucker drama or the Kicker gave a commencement speech
Speaker 3: and upset a lot of people. He even upset nuns
Speaker 3: at that Catholic university by the way. You know that,
Speaker 3: the nuns saying that the speech did the opposite of
Speaker 3: what they hoped it would, which was unite people and
Speaker 3: lift us up. Instead, it brought forth all this division
Speaker 3: and awfulness.
Speaker 2: Welcome to America.
Speaker 3: Interestingly enough, the chiefs have said nothing while the NFL
Speaker 3: on our Patreon show. I read that statement. The NFL
Speaker 3: distanced themselves from his personal opinions. The chiefs actually took
Speaker 3: it a different step. The daughter and wife of the
Speaker 3: chief's owner appeared on Fox and Friends defending him.
Speaker 2: I saw that.
Speaker 3: So that's where the chiefs stand. You know, the wife
Speaker 3: and owner. They basically speak for the wife and daughter
Speaker 3: of the owner. They basically speak for him too. So
Speaker 3: there's that and other unfortunate family dynamic news. The son
Speaker 3: of Cindy Lauper is facing eviction in New York City.
Speaker 3: The landlords are trying to get him kicked out. Apparently
Speaker 3: he is an awful tenant and also mom has to
Speaker 3: be paying his rent because it's seventy two hundred dollars
Speaker 3: a month. Jesus, this kid, I don't think he's twenty
Speaker 3: six years old. To my knowledge, he doesn't work. How
Speaker 3: is he paying his rent? I think he's struggling with addiction.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. This guy isn't famous, so I
Speaker 2: don't care.
Speaker 3: There's actually let me see, we'll save that for the
Speaker 3: Patreon show. We'll save that for the Patreon show. We'll
Speaker 3: save that here.
Speaker 2: Always saved that for the patreons folks. That means you
Speaker 2: need to get the Patreon show. It's another show on Thursday.
Speaker 3: Positive news. An update with Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny.
Speaker 3: They were seen together flirting at a met Gala after
Speaker 3: party and now it seems like they're officially back together.
Speaker 3: Kendall Jenner was seen at a Bad Bunny concert in Orlando, Florida,
Speaker 3: over the weekend, so they are definitely back together. Also,
Speaker 3: Britney Spears has had a moment to some skeptics and
Speaker 3: critics and haters might say it was a bipolar moment
Speaker 3: and she doesn't really mean it, but she took to
Speaker 3: her Instagram to express her missing her family and basically
Speaker 3: saying how much she loves her family. So I'm inclined
Speaker 3: to view that as an olive branch and hopefully the
Speaker 3: beginning of a reconciliation with her mother and sister. Before
Speaker 3: we get to our last topic, a thank you to
Speaker 3: some new Patreon supporters, Miranda Ashley forsythe Renee Gallant, Miranda Nizinsky,
Speaker 3: bethde Melissa Hardbottle, Jay Miller, Chiao, Kelsey Rusk, and Melissa Hansen.
Speaker 3: Thank you all so very much and Finally, for all
Speaker 3: you fans of Adam Sandler's iconic nineteen ninety six movie
Speaker 3: Happy Gilmore, he is bringing that character back after twenty
Speaker 3: eight years, and by the time the movie's out or
Speaker 3: be probably twenty nine years, he signed a deal for
Speaker 3: a sequel that will be airing on Netflix.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Speaking of movies, I watched two movies on the plane.
Speaker 1: One was phenomenal Boys in the Boat I think it's
Speaker 1: the name of it are Men in the Boat. It's
Speaker 1: about the US Olympic rowing team, and I believe it's
Speaker 1: George Clooney movie. Absolutely exceptional. I mean, what a wonderful film. God,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen a great story like that in quite
Speaker 1: a long time. I don't think there's any big stars
Speaker 1: in it, anybody that you would know. It's just about
Speaker 1: a group of boys in the twenties, you know, on
Speaker 1: a rowing team and how they just beat the odds.
Speaker 1: It's an incredible story. And on the other side of
Speaker 1: the pendulum, I guess I saw the Sydney Sweeney movie
Speaker 1: with the guy from Top Gun.
Speaker 3: What's his name, Glenn Powell.
Speaker 2: They could not.
Speaker 1: Be cuter together. It's just a It's a rom com
Speaker 1: that would never happen. There's so many scenes that you're like,
Speaker 1: this is so silly, a dumb but if you're looking
Speaker 1: for like a fun, silly, dumb, really well acted movie,
Speaker 1: because I like Sidney a lot and Glenn's just he's
Speaker 1: so lovable. Those two together, the rest of the cast
Speaker 1: probably needed a little work, to be honest, there's some
Speaker 1: bad acting going on, but it's it's cute.
Speaker 2: It's a very cute movie.
Speaker 1: And uh, I'd recommend him both for different reasons, but
Speaker 1: two good movies.
Speaker 3: I don't know why they did this, but Amazon. I
Speaker 3: think it was on Amazon. They released a teaser for
Speaker 3: a new romantic comedy with Will Ferrell and Reese Witherspoon,
Speaker 3: and it looks so good. I'm so happy, you know,
Speaker 3: from that Anne Hathaway movie to the one that you
Speaker 3: just mentioned with Sidney Sweeney and Glen Powell and now
Speaker 3: this film with Will Ferrell and Reese Witherspoon. It doesn't
Speaker 3: come out till fucking January, though, It's like, why is
Speaker 3: a streamer teasing a movie six months in advance? I
Speaker 3: don't get it, but it looks so good. I'm so
Speaker 3: happy that romantic comedies are making a comeback.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're fun. The world needs that, you know, you
Speaker 1: need some smiles and movies that are just kind of
Speaker 1: fluff every now and again. But those two are rising stars.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think Sidney Sweeney actually was the executive
Speaker 1: producer of the movie.
Speaker 3: So she's got her honey, get it, get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's just I really like her.
Speaker 2: She's just lovable.
Speaker 1: But now Glenn Palkids just obviously just a huge star.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's just a monster star.
Speaker 3: All right, let's take some calls my present booker.
Speaker 4: I'm just chiming in. The reason Kelly Clark's been lying
Speaker 4: about the weight loss matters is that if you have
Speaker 4: help in the form of medication, and you just pretend
Speaker 4: that you lost all this weight so fast because of
Speaker 4: will power, have stocks and makes people feel like shit
Speaker 4: about themselves. In reality, these medications exist, and obecity exists
Speaker 4: because it's not as simple as will power and calories
Speaker 4: and colors out. But the idea is so pervasive that
Speaker 4: if you're that you're a failure in some way. It's
Speaker 4: a reflection on your character. I'm not really a medical condition.
Speaker 4: Kelly Clarkson and so many of us have to visibly
Speaker 4: struggle with our weight and you can't hide it, and
Speaker 4: if it was easy for everyone to manage, there wouldn't
Speaker 4: be any fat people. They just want to if an
Speaker 4: asshole move for Kelly Clarkson to pretend it was die
Speaker 4: an exercise, because it's just perpetuating the shame people feel
Speaker 4: when they can't conquer their obesity that way. And it's
Speaker 4: not even true for her, so she's just reinforcing stigma
Speaker 4: for her own ego. It'll blame.
Speaker 3: It's not that.
Speaker 4: That's just a perspective on why sometimes matters what these
Speaker 4: dumb celebrities say.
Speaker 3: Love you that.
Speaker 1: I agree what these dove celebrities say. My favorite line,
Speaker 1: thank you for sharing. That was a great call.
Speaker 5: I agree, Hey Booker, this is Geraldine from New York.
Speaker 5: I wanted to talk about Jojo Siwa. I think Jojo
Speaker 5: Siwa seems like a sweet person deep down. I think
Speaker 5: she's a little problematic in that she has a big ego,
Speaker 5: but that's not my biggest problem with her. I think
Speaker 5: I just absolutely hate the way she dresses. I hate
Speaker 5: her passion, and I feel like she really needs a stylist.
Speaker 5: There's no way she has one, and I really like
Speaker 5: someone please help her. What do you guys think.
Speaker 3: I guarantee Jojo Siwa does have a stylist, and she
Speaker 3: just turned twenty one over the weekend. She's still a baby, y'all. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And I want my daughters to have egos as big
Speaker 3: as Jojo Siwa. I've said this, you need to be
Speaker 3: that confident to weather the hate and whether the challenges
Speaker 3: that a high profile career are gonna throw at you.
Speaker 1: And to what she said, I agree, she has terrible taste.
Speaker 1: She's twenty one and she still has two cars with
Speaker 1: her face all over it.
Speaker 3: It's branding, it's a smart it's a business decision.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just goofy.
Speaker 1: I mean, one's a Lamborghini. Okay, she got a Lambeau
Speaker 1: with her face all over and it's just so tacky. Listen,
Speaker 1: when you're sixteen and you get money. I mean, I
Speaker 1: remember when Justin Bieber turned sixteen or seventeen and I
Speaker 1: interviewed him.
Speaker 2: He came to the radio station. He had this Cadillac.
Speaker 1: It was like, I forget, it was like a new Cadillac,
Speaker 1: but it was all blacked out and he had like
Speaker 1: this Batman package on it where there's like a Batman
Speaker 1: logo on it. And I was like thinking, I'm walking
Speaker 1: out to the I'm like, I guess this is what
Speaker 1: I would have done if I was sixteen and somebody
Speaker 1: give me all the fucking money in the world. I
Speaker 1: would do tacky shit too. But she has twenty one
Speaker 1: and I would look at these two cars every day
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, it's so tacky.
Speaker 3: Whatever. I will ride hard for Jojo until she doesn't
Speaker 3: warrant it anymore, and thus far, I'm still a stand Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I still love her, and I don't want to
Speaker 1: come off like I don't love her. I just think
Speaker 1: her fashion is a little tacky sometimes too. I was
Speaker 1: hoping that it would go and maybe it still will.
Speaker 1: Like you said, she's a.
Speaker 3: Bit it's campy, it's cheesy. I fucking I love that show.
Speaker 3: It doesn't need to be high brow. Not everybody needs
Speaker 3: to be chic. You know a lot of people hated
Speaker 3: Miley Cyrus's fashion ten years ago, too.
Speaker 2: Good point, Good point.
Speaker 4: Hi guys, this is Renee from Washington State. I just
Speaker 4: wanted to comment on the Ariana bandrpuff rules, saying Lala
Speaker 4: is not correct. Arianna filmed in group sessions with Tom
Speaker 4: and the only time arian I did not want a
Speaker 4: film was one on one with Tom standerbal and that
Speaker 4: has happened a lot in reality TV. She meaning Lala,
Speaker 4: is so jealous that she can't see straight. And I
Speaker 4: just don't think that Ariana is doing the things that
Speaker 4: she's accusing her of. You can't be your friend and
Speaker 4: quote support her and then behind her back and on
Speaker 4: every podcast.
Speaker 3: Every TV show, everything's sakes, how much she's not a
Speaker 3: good friend, and this and that and the other.
Speaker 4: She made a lot of money, Arianna, anyway, that's what
Speaker 4: you say today.
Speaker 1: She didn't make enough money in her mind off of Mariana.
Speaker 3: Yes, and let me break it to you all. They're coworkers.
Speaker 3: They're not friends, they're friendly coworkers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sums it up perfectly. Let's sum up the show.
Speaker 2: Thank you all for listening.
Speaker 3: And hopefully we'll see some new more some more new
Speaker 3: faces and names on our Patreon show for Thursday Patreon
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Speaker 3: take care,