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Speaker 1: Hey today, I just want to get right to it

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Speaker 1: See I've lived this for a fact, and you know

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Speaker 1: the majority of things I talk about in the morning

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Speaker 1: before we get started with the regular show, it's something

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Speaker 1: that I've experienced. I can only tell you what I know.

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Speaker 1: And so I really really understood why God has had

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Speaker 1: What could I tell you about failing and then winning?

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Speaker 1: He just makes you think it's final. He is the

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Speaker 1: It simply means that now you have learned a valuable experience,

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Speaker 1: It is merely a test. So when you get through failing,

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Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry, Hey, good morning Steve. You're in a good

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Steve, what's up crew? And then that was

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Speaker 1: a jam Man. That was in my playlist. You know

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Speaker 1: what you got me? Freedom Friday. Boy used to let

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Speaker 1: All right, Okay, all right, tom that Tommy, let me think,

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Speaker 1: Let me think, what is a story that you've been

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Speaker 1: I've shared a lot of stories. Yeah, and I love

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Speaker 1: That's how my whole career has been Comedically. I'm not

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Speaker 1: I got there from Richard Pride. He was such a

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Speaker 1: that story he was telling. Man, it's like phenomena. All right, Steve.

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Speaker 1: At this point, I'm going to remind you please to

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Speaker 1: you know, Carlo, your turn, you're up? All right, here

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Speaker 1: But my bills, like it's my woman, you get me.

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Speaker 1: So so so if I'm looking at paperwork here, why

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Speaker 1: that's not like a personal problem. Obviously you now top

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Speaker 1: This is foreclosure. That's your address. Man, y'all. Look, I

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Speaker 1: What do you even even know? What bank? Did it?

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Speaker 1: All I wanted was the schematics on your house. That's

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Speaker 1: Well I'll tell you what you're you're your co worker, Michaela.

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Speaker 1: Russell you've been prag baby you been baby? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: You up to date? Wow? Way you come over here

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Speaker 1: Come over. I ain't never heard that. Yeah, that was

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Speaker 1: The animal? Personal business? What what? What? What you want? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: But then tell me try to get offended. Just the

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Speaker 1: All that's the wrong information, right, But I'm gonna gave

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Speaker 1: King of Prank, I was trying to be stupid for y'all.

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Speaker 1: I just work harder trying to be stupid for y'all.

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Speaker 1: Some of them, he'd be going too far, Shirley, don't

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Speaker 1: His life is in danger a couple of them. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, We'll be back with more of the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this you're listening show. Inviting

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Speaker 1: a date Steve back to your home is certainly a

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Speaker 1: big step, you know, in the relationship, when you've moved

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Speaker 1: it on to that level. And as you can imagine,

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Speaker 1: there are definitely things that you can do to make

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Speaker 1: sure that visit leaves a lasting impression. And I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about in a good way. Okay. For example, for men

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Speaker 1: to go to a woman's home, definite turn ons include

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Speaker 1: a nice smelling home. Everyone likes, you know, when you

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Speaker 1: walk in the house, smells good, books on display, things

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00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 1: like that. So Steve, I have to ask you what

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Speaker 1: things turn you on and turn you off When you

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Speaker 1: visit your date's home for the first time. Think back, guys,

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Speaker 1: you know I like a woman's house that's clean, thank you.

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Speaker 1: That is number one. In your house be clean? Yes, yes.

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Speaker 1: If your house nasty and I'm over here for the

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Speaker 1: first time and we're looking at first impression, my impression

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Speaker 1: immediately is you nasty. Now that's when she come over

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Speaker 1: your house, she has the right to expect the same thing.

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Speaker 1: Here's a suggestion I have for men. If you don't

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Speaker 1: have a woman over your house. Hid your medicine, don't

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Speaker 1: You can't explain medicine you own. If you got any medicine,

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Speaker 1: had it, I don't care if it celebrates Most people

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Speaker 1: don't know what that is. It sounds real close to

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00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: you know, like VD anything start with seller. Yeah, yeah,

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00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 1: you gotta sell it collapse because you can't explain this

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00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: to people that's out of your own house. Because most

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Speaker 1: medicine you can't pronounce it. So what is this anatavia

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Speaker 1: in your Yeah, that sounds real. I don't know. No,

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00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 1: damn ana station, I said anatavia. Oh that's yoga activita.

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00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 1: It's in your man. Do you don't even know what

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00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 1: it is, because what is you're taking testosterone? She saw it?

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00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 1: What is you're taking tests? Is hanging up? She come

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00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 1: out there. You'd bought some Chinese remedies. She come out,

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Speaker 1: what is black cat? Say though that this girl you

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Speaker 1: were dating was so gorgeous and you went over her

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Speaker 1: house and she had roaches or something. Didn't you tell

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Speaker 1: the story about that story? But I did another one.

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Speaker 1: One time met this girl and in Collie Lord, she

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Speaker 1: was fine, creole girl. My brother told me how to

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Speaker 1: get him, and he gave me some money to take out.

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Speaker 1: So I told her pick a restaurant. She picked a

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Speaker 1: creole restaurant. I'm seventeen. I ain't had no creole food,

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Speaker 1: so I'm in. I go in there. She didn't ordered

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Speaker 1: all this spices. So if you fade all this but spicy, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm eating stuff. Man, ain't never been in my system

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Speaker 1: this far. So I'm taking her home and my stomach

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Speaker 1: is turning. So we get at the front of the house.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk up to the dough. She said, come

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Speaker 1: on here for a little while. My mama and I'm gone. O.

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Speaker 1: My mama had told me when your stomach is told up,

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Speaker 1: try to go home. Yes, yeah, but that didn't nobody

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Speaker 1: else house. Yes, but she was so fine. I just said, well, man,

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Speaker 1: let me go in here for a little while, because

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Speaker 1: I was kind of man, would I be fine? Chick?

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Speaker 1: Invite you in and mama dadd ain't there let me leave?

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Speaker 1: Go on in here? Something but your stomack, I mean, Shirley,

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Speaker 1: it's a girl, and man would have went in there.

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Speaker 1: I'm sitting down on the couch and watching TV. My

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Speaker 1: stomach is turning. I can hear so, I said, can

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Speaker 1: I go to the bathroom? She said, second door on

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Speaker 1: the left. I go in there, and Lord have mercy

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Speaker 1: the walls of gibraltars idn't grabbed the tie wreck in

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Speaker 1: front of me to just try to hang on. I'm

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Speaker 1: twisting the guest tile in my head like I'm bringing

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Speaker 1: it out. I didn't knock the toilet tissue holder off

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Speaker 1: the wall screws out everything. I hadn't kicked over the trash.

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Speaker 1: Can you can hear this? Right? I don't get he

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Speaker 1: wasn't feeling what I was feeling. But I'm using the

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Speaker 1: bathroom so much that is alarming to me. Yeah, I've

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Speaker 1: actually put more in there than I've ever put in

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Speaker 1: there in my life. Briar too. I think we got

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Speaker 1: I didn't know when you don't stop my story shoting.

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Speaker 1: This is for Junior and time I know I about

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Speaker 1: so I'm feeling the bowl up. So finally I'm done.

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Speaker 1: To my relief, I'm but I'm sweating though I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about I'm in there my shirt wide. I hadn't my

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Speaker 1: whole ship's wide over. I had hung my pass up

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Speaker 1: on the back of the dog because I used a

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Speaker 1: bathroom like my daddy always hate my pants and draws

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Speaker 1: up on the back of the Yeah, you know't ever

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Speaker 1: use the bathroom. But I got my shirt on, but

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Speaker 1: I didn't open it up because it's hot. I got

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Speaker 1: just just water coming down out the front. So I

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Speaker 1: stand up and I flushed the toilet. Now I'm putting

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Speaker 1: my clothes on. But you know how you're waiting to

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Speaker 1: hear that sound that all I hear is to swirl it.

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Speaker 1: And I turned around and and there's rising rising. I'm

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Speaker 1: asking God not to do this to me today. I'm

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Speaker 1: asking God not today, Lord, not in here. We have

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00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 1: to have a part three. This ain't the time for

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Speaker 1: this old thing, Lord, stop this swirl from rising name

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Speaker 1: father God never no old God, Steve, we have to go,

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Speaker 1: but Jesus really in stop this swirl. But insteady coming

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Speaker 1: good Part two right after this. You're listening here we are,

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Speaker 1: Steve back, just catch up. I'm over this fine girl house.

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Speaker 1: Just come up to up and eight gree old foods.

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Speaker 1: I'm team should have went home to use the bathroom

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Speaker 1: set in the house because she's fine. Now I'm in

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Speaker 1: here using the bathroom and all held and broke. I'm

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Speaker 1: in here, neked, sitting on the tarlet just my shirt

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00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 1: on because I like this ship wide leg. I like

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00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 1: to be open and free, and I need it because

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00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 1: I had to brace myself a couple of times. But

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00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 1: she never came in there, not chat she coming, that's

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Speaker 1: coming in the store. So I get off. I finally

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Speaker 1: get through, but I've noticed that I'm putting more in

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Speaker 1: the bowls and ever, so I'm a little bit concerned

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Speaker 1: with them ship bar. So I flushed the toilet as

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Speaker 1: I'm putting my plans back up on me and I'm

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00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 1: waiting to hear that, but I don't hear, and I

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00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 1: look back and it's Rid's going in a slow circle.

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Speaker 1: So I go in. I go to my heavenly father.

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Speaker 1: Here father the boy, Now Lord, stop this rising time. Wow, somehow,

532
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 1: don't let this swirl get up by the top. But

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Speaker 1: he didn't hear me that day. Yeah, I guess it wasn't.

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00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,399
Speaker 1: Let The next thing I know, it's at the very

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Speaker 1: top of the tarlet. Oh my god, and it's about

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00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 1: to flow over. So now I don't know what to do.

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00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 1: So I look down and it's a trash can. So

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00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: I dipped the trash can down any and I got

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00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,760
Speaker 1: a trash can full of it. Yeah, so I pulled

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00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 1: a shower curting back, throw it in the bath too.

541
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 1: When here comes some more. So I had to take

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00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 1: another trash can full of it and throw another trash

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00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 1: can in the bath cab. And here comes some damn

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00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: mot So now I realized they call it is broke.

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00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 1: They call it and bragged up, and it started going

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00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:08,399
Speaker 1: back down working. I say, I gotta get some water

547
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 1: and put it into him. So I started running water

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00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 1: in the trash care to pour it down there and

549
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: make the water go clean. So I finally did that,

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Speaker 1: and I said, thank you Lord, And I looked over

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00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: and the damn bathtub right shower curtain. I look up,

552
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 1: it's on the wall. Wait, wait, hold, it's on the

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Speaker 1: water four part four, Hold, but this is Steve Hollis

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00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 1: in the bare food strapped parts folks coming up right

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00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 1: in the brown food part Folk. It's on the walls,

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00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:59,320
Speaker 1: the shower curtain and the bathtub. You're listening Steve, Steve

557
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:05,359
Speaker 1: trapped in the bath and part folk. Yeah, I then't

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00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: bailed out three buckets trash hands of pure mess then

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00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: throw it in the shower. So when I get all

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00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: of the water back in the tarlet where I got

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Speaker 1: it upside in the water clean, I said, okay, cool.

562
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 1: I look over, the damn bathtub is striped. So now

563
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: I cut skis. People shower on and I'm washing down

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00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: the walls, the shower curtain with the shower. The girl

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00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 1: comes up to the girl because I've been in here

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Speaker 1: now about for the five minutes time. So she said,

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00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:51,840
Speaker 1: you do care down everything fast. She said, it sounds

568
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: like something wrong in that. To get away from the

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00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 1: dun said, well, okay, my house, so I'm in there's

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00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: this too late. But I noticed they got a candle

571
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 1: in the bath food high light it I like the candle,

572
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 1: start striking matches and running tap water. That for my

573
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 1: mom always told me, strike some matches and run some

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00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 1: tap water and it'll help you get rid of old.

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00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 1: So I'm in there, but now I'm washing down shower, curtains, wall,

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Speaker 1: the bathtub, getting up stuff off the floe. Now now

577
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 1: you probably say, Steve, what is you washing it down with? Yeah?

578
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: What paper ties in there? But that tie rack that

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00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 1: I had grabbed when I first sat down and was

580
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: twisting it. Yeah, they guess how the pretty ones with

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00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 1: the lace in the forward. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what

582
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 1: I washing it down. Now, my good towe that is

583
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:59,800
Speaker 1: tile is brown. I can't grist at all out because

584
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: when the color wasn't When it started, that was pain

585
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 1: this awful. Now it tis it's running. I don't washed

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00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 1: all the walls down, everything I'm in that sweating, been

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00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 1: on the construction site. I've been in that total about

588
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 1: damn near hour. So I put the fastened my clothes,

589
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 1: I look at the bath room. I got everything up,

590
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 1: but I got this big nasty ass tie and I

591
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 1: don't know what to do with it, so I take

592
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 1: it put it in the waste paper can that I've

593
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 1: been bailing with and struck all that under the sink. Yeah,

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00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 1: I figured this ain't gonna be good. No how Yeah,

595
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 1: but at least when they come in here they go,

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00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 1: they's gonna take a moment because I know when you

597
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 1: go in there, you're gonna have to say what they

598
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: hid happened? Because I couldn't remember how the shower curtain

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00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: was of none of that. And now I got I look,

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00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 1: I'm telling I got everything off right. So I walked

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00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 1: down the hallway. She's sitting on the couch with her

602
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: attitude folding. Did She look at me and she said,

603
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: why are you been in that so long? I had

604
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 1: a little accident. Then she said, oh my god, look

605
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 1: at you. What was I didn't realize when I was

606
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:26,839
Speaker 1: barely all that mess into the shower it was splashing

607
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:32,399
Speaker 1: o my pants below my knee. I ain't had time

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00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 1: to look at this because I'm on busy cleaning up

609
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: the damn house. I looked down. It's just spicks, splash

610
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 1: marks from my knee down my pants was trait. I

611
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,959
Speaker 1: looked at huh. She looked at me and she said,

612
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:54,280
Speaker 1: oh my god, look at you. What have you been doing?

613
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,439
Speaker 1: I looked at her and said you ain't got talk

614
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 1: to me like that, and walked up the four door,

615
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: never came, got in my car, had to ride home

616
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: with all my wonderstand I spake, I smelled sitting in

617
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:21,320
Speaker 1: that car home. That girl saw me on the campus

618
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: next day and all her girlfriend was looking at me

619
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:31,360
Speaker 1: like I had never met her. That was wow, trapp trapped.

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Speaker 1: All right, All right, all right, nephew, tell me coming

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Speaker 1: up next with the prank phone call. You're listening show

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00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. You're not gonna believe my strawberry letter

624
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 1: for today. The subject is you can't have your cake

625
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 1: and eat it too. But wait till you hear it

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00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 1: right now though the nephews in the building with today's

627
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: prank phone, what you got for us now? I want

628
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 1: to date your mama, see right there, I want to

629
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 1: date your MoMA, Steve, how would you do it again? Please? Uh?

630
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 1: Today's prank is I want to date your brother. Ain't

631
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 1: nothing in that puts some prank on? That puts some

632
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 1: over here? I mean, you know what I mean. I

633
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 1: can't tell you how to prank because I was with

634
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: you the king of it. But I was just talking

635
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 1: about the introductions. Could use a lot of one yet,

636
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 1: put some more flavor on that, and I'll see the

637
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 1: flavors in the prank and we'll put some seasoning on

638
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 1: that intro though. Yeah. See that's that's where you are

639
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 1: not different. And so once again, just to do what

640
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 1: you want to do, all right, all right? How do

641
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: you do? I'm so I can't. I want to date

642
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 1: your mama? Do you run it? Clue? Hello? Hello, I'm

643
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: trying to reach I'm trying to reach miss Burns. This

644
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 1: is James. This is a how you doing? Man? My

645
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 1: name is Gordon Gordon. Just recently joined the church man

646
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 1: within the last month, and I was trying to get

647
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 1: in touch with with Miss Byrne. One of the members

648
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: gave me a number, but I guess they they must

649
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 1: have gave me the wrong number. I guess it's is

650
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 1: this a home number or what is this a hold

651
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,839
Speaker 1: of hell? Who? Who? Who is this again? My name

652
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,879
Speaker 1: is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member at the church. Yeah,

653
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 1: this is just your number. Yeah, man, this is my

654
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: phone number. I'm James. I'm my son. Oh that's your mom. Okay,

655
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 1: that's your mother? Right? All right? Well, yeah, my bad man.

656
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 1: I was trying to get in touch with miss Burns.

657
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 1: Now is did you have a sale or a home

658
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 1: number somewhere I can get in touch with Miss Burns.

659
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: Wait to time, I till me tell you. Your name

660
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 1: is what Gordon? Gordon? Gordon not just joined the church, man,

661
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,760
Speaker 1: so I might not have met you yet. Jane, Okay,

662
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 1: what God bless you man, Thank you man, I appreciate it.

663
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 1: Is it anyway I can get your mom's home number

664
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:56,800
Speaker 1: from you? I mean, you're just joining the church. I

665
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 1: mean I don't I don't see why you wouldn't be

666
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:00,479
Speaker 1: able to talk to it. I mean, is there anything

667
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 1: there a message I could pass on to it? Thom Uh, Well, yeah,

668
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 1: I mean I'm trying to see if it's all right

669
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:10,839
Speaker 1: for for me to take her out. I've been seeing

670
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: them for the last Hold up, hold up, hold up,

671
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 1: hold hold you. You were just saying to you a

672
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 1: new member to the church, and somebody gave you or

673
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: they were attempting to give you my mother's number, and

674
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,880
Speaker 1: you're asking me if you could take her out. Man. Well,

675
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,839
Speaker 1: I wasn't asking you. I thought I had her phone number.

676
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,320
Speaker 1: I guess they give me your number. Bout mistake. You know,

677
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 1: that's my reason for car. I thought I was gonna

678
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: get her. I want to take her out, you know,

679
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 1: maybe to dinner or something. Well, I'll be quite honest, man,

680
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,839
Speaker 1: I just came back home from overseas, from fighting and everything. Man,

681
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 1: And uh, I mean you know my post just passed

682
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 1: away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,

683
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: I ain't too keen or my mama going out with

684
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 1: somebody in beside you. You don't even sound like you. Hey,

685
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 1: she in the sixties? Man, older you man, I'm thirty six.

686
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 1: The hell out of you? You how old man? I'm

687
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 1: thirty six, I'm thirty four? What is you doing? You

688
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 1: do realize my mom is pushing sixty? Right? You know what? Man?

689
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,319
Speaker 1: I look at it like James, right, James, I look

690
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 1: at it like it's you know heyes, ain't number but

691
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 1: the number. Man. This wasn't your heart, man, And how

692
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: you carry yourself? You know? Yeah? But my hey, but

693
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 1: my mama ain't no cougar like that. And I know

694
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 1: she ain't coming after you right now. I remember telling

695
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 1: me that she trying some new things at this church,

696
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: but going out with some thirty thirty. How do you

697
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: you do a baby, man, I'm thirty. I'm thirty six. Dude. Man,

698
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 1: you like my brother. Something man ain't nowhere in the world.

699
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: My mama gonna be day okay than James. Let me

700
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 1: say this man. First of all, I ain't even know

701
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: I was calling you. Second of all, I'm calling and

702
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: speak with her. I'm not calling trying to get permission

703
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: from you. Miss Burns is a grown woman. And whoa, whoa,

704
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,360
Speaker 1: whoa talking about I don't think you're every man. I

705
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 1: just came back from fighting overseas. My pops passed away

706
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 1: not too long ago. I am the man of the house.

707
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: Let's get that straight right now, all right. I don't

708
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,879
Speaker 1: care if I'm still living at home or not. I'm

709
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 1: the man of this house, all right. You calling the

710
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 1: ass my mama on a date, you might as well

711
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: just stick the church dog, because you know, as I said,

712
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: be blessed, but it ain't gonna be no blessing from

713
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:18,399
Speaker 1: me to you. I tell you that right now. I'm

714
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 1: not looking for a blessing from you at all. Bro.

715
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 1: You might no blessing, but I respect the fact that

716
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 1: you've been overseas and you've been fighting for this country okay,

717
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 1: but if I decide I want to speak to Miss

718
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 1: Burns about going out, I think Miss Burns has every

719
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,839
Speaker 1: right to decide if she would like to go out

720
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,799
Speaker 1: with Gordon's or not, and Gordon wants to take her out,

721
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 1: I took up. Hold up, look, bro, I don't care

722
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 1: how old you say you are. All right, number one,

723
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 1: you're too young, as I already mentioned. All right, this

724
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: ain't going down with you and my mom. I'm straight up,

725
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: hey man, that's for your mama to decide. No, No,

726
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: you you bringing up my mama. You're letting the word

727
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 1: your mama come out your mouth again. That's gonna get

728
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 1: you up, all right. I don't know where you're from.

729
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,399
Speaker 1: I don't get how old you are. I'm pretty sick.

730
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 1: I know what church my mamma go to and and

731
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,319
Speaker 1: it ain't gonna be her and you you ain't gonna

732
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 1: be asking her out, all right. I don't give what

733
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 1: it take. I would show up on Sunday, catch up

734
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: in the pulpit or wherever you're gonna be sitting in

735
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 1: the back of the choir. It don't matter. Something is

736
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:24,359
Speaker 1: going down. You will not gonna get with my mama

737
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: like that. You got that. That's up for your mama

738
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 1: to decide if your mamma want to go out with

739
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 1: me down dinner. I ain't going long with this, man.

740
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 1: I'm I'm deciding it right now. It ain't gonna happen.

741
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 1: I told you before, be blessed or get your whook.

742
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 1: You got two choices, all right. I didn't fight by

743
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: seeds three years to come back and also deal with

744
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:48,839
Speaker 1: my daddy did and then come back. I'm suffering from PSD. Dog,

745
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna do unless you want

746
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: to get it like that, suffering from one a PSD

747
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 1: post traumatic stress syndrome, and I will release all that

748
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:02,479
Speaker 1: on you. You got that. I don't play hey, man, listen,

749
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:04,360
Speaker 1: I don't want no trouble. It don't matter to me.

750
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:07,839
Speaker 1: You can talk you, okay. Look man, listen, I ain't

751
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 1: trying to have no trouble about you. Man. All I'm

752
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 1: gonna say is this right here. I'm I'm gonna I

753
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: talk to you mama on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna

754
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: talk to me? Are you not hearing me? Man? I'm okay,

755
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 1: I'm crazy right now? Okay? Can I say this? Can

756
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 1: I say one more things to you. Man, So you explode,

757
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 1: you ain't got nothing else to say. I got one

758
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:29,320
Speaker 1: more thing before you explode. Man, is you listening? Yeah? Man, James?

759
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 1: What hey? Man? I want to tell you this. Man,

760
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning to

761
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: show your mama. I got me the frank phone call

762
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 1: you get out of here. This is who Hey man,

763
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 1: this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man.

764
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 1: Your mama told me. She's saying, my son been overseas,

765
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 1: even in fighting. I'm glad to have him home, she said.

766
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:58,399
Speaker 1: We got back. Get in the spirit of laughing. Man,

767
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:02,239
Speaker 1: my mama, are you Are you kidding me? Man? We

768
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 1: got you good. We listen to this show overseas. Man.

769
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:08,800
Speaker 1: First of all, I gotta say thank you for fighting

770
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:11,359
Speaker 1: for this country. I want to ask you one more thing.

771
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

772
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 1: show in the land, Man, nothing but the Steve Harvey

773
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: more than show Get it overseason in the States though,

774
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 1: Thanks man, you always you know you did. Yes, you

775
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 1: play too much? You already ya. Mama's me a little too, though,

776
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 1: don't I wish you would talk about dating man. I

777
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 1: might call you next week. I might call you next See.

778
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 1: That's just see, that's you too far, but you go

779
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:48,359
Speaker 1: too far a lot. That's you right there at that edge.

780
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 1: But he usually goes to the edge. He steps over

781
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: it some time. You you think I'm mobile now perfectly?

782
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:04,319
Speaker 1: My God, is this reverse psychologist? No, I don't matter,

783
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,800
Speaker 1: don't psychology, don't work with you. We're gonna ready to

784
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:11,720
Speaker 1: get to the Strawberry letter. Okay, up next the subject

785
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 1: you can't have your cake and eat it too. We'll

786
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to the

787
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show. All right, guys, it's time now for

788
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter, and listen. If you need advice on relationships,

789
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: on dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit your

790
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM and click submit strawberry

791
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 1: and letter. We could be reading your letter live on

792
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,280
Speaker 1: the air, just like we're gonna read this one today.

793
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 1: So before I actually read the letter, I have to

794
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 1: do a disclaimer here and ask you please listen to

795
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,839
Speaker 1: the entire letter. It is not what you'd think. Okay,

796
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 1: it's gonna get a little crazy in the middle, but

797
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 1: stick with me. All right, please, thank you, Buggle up,

798
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,239
Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you. Here is

799
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 1: the Strawberry letter subject you can't have your cake and

800
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:09,879
Speaker 1: eat it too. All right, one more time. You can't

801
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 1: have your cake and eat it too. Dear Stephen Shirley.

802
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 1: I've been dating a guy for six months and he's

803
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 1: one of the sweetest men that I've ever met. This weekend,

804
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,840
Speaker 1: he disclosed some information to me, and I need your opinion.

805
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,360
Speaker 1: He and I met when I moved out of my condo.

806
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,799
Speaker 1: He was a supervisor of the moving company that I used,

807
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 1: and he was very professional and handsome, and when he

808
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 1: asked me out, I accepted. We started out as friends

809
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:45,879
Speaker 1: and now we're in a relationship. On our first date,

810
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: he said his favorite thing about me was my skin

811
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 1: tone and how soft and supple it looks. I have

812
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: not had that much attention in a while, so I

813
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,879
Speaker 1: was overjoyed. Whenever we go out, he caresses my skin

814
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 1: with his great big hands and kisses my shoulders and neck.

815
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 1: We finally got intimate over the weekend and it was

816
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 1: everything I hoped for I had hoped for, but then

817
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 1: it got tricky. After sex, we were lying in bed

818
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 1: and as usual he was robbing on me and kept

819
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:24,759
Speaker 1: saying how he loves my skin. He then whispered to me,

820
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 1: I just want to eat you. I giggled and turned

821
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 1: to look at him, thinking he wanted to go for

822
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 1: round two. But then he said to me, no, I

823
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 1: literally want to eat you. I looked at this man

824
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 1: and asked him to repeat himself. He said he fantasizes

825
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:48,399
Speaker 1: about eating a part of a woman's body, and it's

826
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 1: a big fetish that he has not been able to

827
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:55,160
Speaker 1: live that out. He elaborated that overseas it's a big

828
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 1: thing where a man will take part of a woman's

829
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 1: buttocks and eat it. What he said, he's been fascinated

830
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 1: by cannibalism since he was young, but this is just

831
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 1: a fetish and nothing serious. But you heard me, okay,

832
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:24,879
Speaker 1: that's why I said. That's he said he's been fascinated.

833
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 1: Let me get through the letter, please deve. He said,

834
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:32,759
Speaker 1: he's been fascinated by cannibalism, yes, since he was young,

835
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 1: but that but this is just a fetish and nothing serious.

836
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:40,279
Speaker 1: So I need to know if this is really just

837
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 1: a fetish or should I run before it's too late?

838
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:46,879
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of such I'm falling for this guy,

839
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 1: but I don't want to end up with my butt

840
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 1: in a frying pan. Please help me, Okay, I mean

841
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:59,440
Speaker 1: all I could say initially is what uh wt h?

842
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 1: I mean, really, did I read this correctly? Like you

843
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:06,760
Speaker 1: know you said in the letter? Did you hear this correctly?

844
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 1: People don't eat people? Uh, that's not what we do.

845
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:12,840
Speaker 1: What is he talking about? I mean, this is a

846
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 1: fantasy he hasn't been able to live out yet. Uh listen,

847
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 1: Sure he could be just kidding and this could just

848
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 1: be a fantasy and he doesn't really mean this. Sure

849
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:26,920
Speaker 1: a booty burgle, I mean, he could just be kidding.

850
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 1: But but why take this chance? I mean, seriously, he

851
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 1: knows too much about it, He's researched it. Uh. No,

852
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:38,959
Speaker 1: to answer your question, we've never heard of such cannibalism

853
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:40,800
Speaker 1: and things like this. I mean we know what it is,

854
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 1: of course, but we haven't literally heard of anyone doing this.

855
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 1: And yes, I would run. He sounds too freaky. I mean, yeah,

856
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 1: he sounds too freaky and crazy to me. That's not

857
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:59,319
Speaker 1: freaky to you. That's beyond. That's beyond, Yeah, it's beyond. Uh.

858
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:03,279
Speaker 1: He he wants to literally eat you. The term is

859
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:07,400
Speaker 1: called verare philia. If you guys want to know verare philia.

860
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:11,759
Speaker 1: All right, how you know that? All right, Steve, I'm done.

861
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:14,879
Speaker 1: I think she should right, this is too crazy. Well,

862
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 1: let's go over the letter and just go along on

863
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 1: the journey that this letter was taking us. On day six,

864
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 1: moms dating, this man wanted the sweetest men she ever mad.

865
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:31,040
Speaker 1: You know. He was a supervisor of a moving company

866
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 1: that moved her. Professional, handsome, and so he asked her out.

867
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 1: She said, all right, Well they started out as friends,

868
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,640
Speaker 1: but day the relationship now because on the first date

869
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 1: he told her the first thing he laughed about it

870
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 1: was how skin tone, how soft and subtle it looked. Girl.

871
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,920
Speaker 1: The attention about to dry this girl crazy. She was

872
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 1: over joy. When we go out, he'd be caressing your

873
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:05,600
Speaker 1: skin with his great big hand. Because then then furniture

874
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 1: moving hands. You know, he got the big hass hand

875
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:11,439
Speaker 1: he picking up frigerator. Yeah, you're this big man ass

876
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 1: head kissing all over your shoulder. You got enter it

877
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:21,440
Speaker 1: over the weekend and large, jeezus, who it was everything.

878
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 1: Then it got tricking after sex, y'all was laying in bed,

879
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 1: you know, just like oh he was just rubbing on you,

880
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 1: kept saying love your skin. Then he whisper, I just

881
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:44,360
Speaker 1: want to eat now we've all heard this before. Careful,

882
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:50,400
Speaker 1: it's grown ass man. He done, Steve. Hang on, we'll

883
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 1: have two of your response coming up at twenty three

884
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 1: after the hour. Subject of today's letter. You can't have

885
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 1: your cake and eat it too. We'll get back into

886
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:07,880
Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve. Let's

887
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 1: get back into the letter. You can't have your cake

888
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:14,280
Speaker 1: and eat it too. Let's recap. Ain't no damn recap.

889
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 1: She didn't got the moving company boy, she'd have fell

890
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 1: in love with her, and he out on the date

891
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,520
Speaker 1: with her, telling about the favorite thing about her was

892
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:27,560
Speaker 1: her skin tone and how I saw it supple. Oh,

893
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 1: she hadn't had this kind of tension in the while.

894
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 1: She was overjawed, go out caressing the skin, had the

895
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:37,440
Speaker 1: great big hands kissing all on her shoulder. He had

896
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 1: the moving man hand, Yeah, picking flipping, taking whole rugs

897
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 1: down by self, down the steps, picking up on waws

898
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:57,920
Speaker 1: and moving entertainment centers, hardest boy power. So you finally

899
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 1: got intimate over the weekend and the Lord Mercy, it

900
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 1: was everything. She hoped for and right after she said everything,

901
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 1: I hope folk period. But then it got tricky. Oh,

902
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 1: they laying up in that in the after glow. They

903
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 1: laying in bed just like usually, just loving on me,

904
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 1: and they kept telling me how much he loved my skin.

905
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 1: Then he whispered to me, I just now she giggle.

906
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:35,600
Speaker 1: Turned course, she won't to say yes to this. That's

907
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:40,800
Speaker 1: what the giggle was about, and turned and looked at him,

908
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 1: thinking he wanted to go for a round two. Na, Na,

909
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 1: Now he was hoping that he was talking about what

910
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:50,040
Speaker 1: you thought he was talking about that he that the

911
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 1: giggle was falk. But then he said to me, now,

912
01:00:54,840 --> 01:01:01,680
Speaker 1: I literally won't. I looked at this man and I

913
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,680
Speaker 1: asked him to repeat himself, because you know what, if

914
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 1: that's what you really want to do, just gold say

915
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 1: it to me. But I don't know what you mean

916
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:15,720
Speaker 1: by literally, so I asked him to repeat himself. He

917
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 1: said that he fantasizes about eating a part of a

918
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:24,760
Speaker 1: woman's body, and it's a big fetish that he's not

919
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 1: being able to live out yet. Now at this point,

920
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 1: you need to be sitting up in the bed. You

921
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 1: need to sit up. You need to start eyeing his

922
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 1: ass because this this is going somewhere else. Yeah, and

923
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:44,680
Speaker 1: then he elaborated that overseas it's a big thing where

924
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 1: a man would take part of a woman's buttox and

925
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:53,960
Speaker 1: eat it. Now, I don't know wearing this letter. You

926
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:58,360
Speaker 1: kept typing, but this would have been a hard letter

927
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 1: to type. You're wanting you what. I don't know who

928
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:07,480
Speaker 1: this sister is, but this conversation with you want to eat,

929
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 1: You're gonna take you, You're gonna cut who assd on,

930
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 1: hold on it words, you're crazy, he said. It's fascinated

931
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:25,160
Speaker 1: by cannibalist cannibalism since he was young. But this is

932
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:28,200
Speaker 1: just a fetish, and nothing says so I need to

933
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 1: know if this is really just a fetish or should

934
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 1: I run before it's too late? What the hell did

935
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:37,560
Speaker 1: you just ask us? You're trying to figure out this

936
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 1: a fetish. A man just told you that he wanted

937
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:46,640
Speaker 1: to a slice of your ass, just you know, you know,

938
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:52,480
Speaker 1: like it's cheese, like like you just a ham a

939
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:55,000
Speaker 1: honey break sitting up on the table. It was just

940
01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:58,560
Speaker 1: wanting a slice of your ass. Cocked. Now he'd to

941
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:02,640
Speaker 1: talking about this overseas, He's been rubbing on your skin. Now,

942
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:10,120
Speaker 1: love the texture? Now, he said he been fascinated by

943
01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 1: counter cannibalism since he was young. But it's just to

944
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:16,560
Speaker 1: fetish and nothing said now here go the cold part

945
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,200
Speaker 1: right here. So I need to know if this is

946
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:20,360
Speaker 1: really a fetish or shit? I run for us too late?

947
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:24,360
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of such? I'm falling for this guy,

948
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,479
Speaker 1: but I don't want to end up with my butt

949
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:32,680
Speaker 1: in a frying pan. Okay, so what is you're typing? Fall? Now?

950
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 1: You might be falling for this guy, but you ain't

951
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:37,920
Speaker 1: gonna be able to fall on your ass because he

952
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:44,000
Speaker 1: gonna be to NATed. What you're gonna wake up one

953
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 1: night numb? You ain't gonna know what's going on, and

954
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:50,560
Speaker 1: he gonna be sitting over there with a plate with

955
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:54,400
Speaker 1: some hot sauce. Ain't gonna have a napkin rounding that baby?

956
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:59,680
Speaker 1: What you eat? Now, he'd numbed you while you sleep,

957
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:04,200
Speaker 1: You ain't come your little booty just tingling. You don't

958
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:07,080
Speaker 1: know half of it. It's over there on that damn plate,

959
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:11,240
Speaker 1: sitting over there and got some host sauce, and he

960
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:13,880
Speaker 1: just chewing your ass and you don't even know it.

961
01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:19,160
Speaker 1: Show stupid behind Tom have you ever heard of such

962
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:24,200
Speaker 1: a thing. Hell no, we're black people. Yeah, hell no,

963
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:29,960
Speaker 1: we black people. Now first and letter was kind of sexy.

964
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:36,400
Speaker 1: He he Hell he's talking about taking a slice of

965
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:39,560
Speaker 1: your ass and you don't know the into us and

966
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:41,360
Speaker 1: you're sitting up in here. I don't want to end

967
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:43,440
Speaker 1: up with my butt in a frying pan. But you

968
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:48,440
Speaker 1: think you're gonna do, I'm gonna have your little biceps

969
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:52,680
Speaker 1: and that everything else like a little five meat. Now

970
01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:55,400
Speaker 1: all right, look, we gotta get rid of this food.

971
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:57,560
Speaker 1: We gotta let the people know that they can email

972
01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:01,000
Speaker 1: or instagram us their email us. Nothing this again. I'm

973
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:05,400
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM, or check out

974
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:09,120
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. All right, more of

975
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:13,200
Speaker 1: this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.

976
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:19,280
Speaker 1: You're listening to Steven Show. All right, Uncle NFF are here.

977
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:22,560
Speaker 1: You know, it's Memorial Day weekend. So you guys, you

978
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:26,680
Speaker 1: UNC and NEFF have some grilling tips for grill, some

979
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:29,640
Speaker 1: rules and all of that. Yeah, let's get started. What

980
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:33,640
Speaker 1: you got do you clean your grill? Oh not that much.

981
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:37,320
Speaker 1: I really just I really just brush off the residue

982
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:40,840
Speaker 1: from the last time fall into the flame. Yeah, but

983
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:44,480
Speaker 1: I don't clean the grill completely. You don't clean then

984
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,840
Speaker 1: once that heat hit it. Once that heat hit I'll

985
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:50,479
Speaker 1: put that. I put that grill over that five five

986
01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:55,360
Speaker 1: kill all and you just grub it off. But it leaves.

987
01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:59,800
Speaker 1: I'll take my steel brushing clean it. But I won't

988
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:03,360
Speaker 1: seasoning there. You do. Now, walk me through this. Walk

989
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:08,480
Speaker 1: me through marinading a slab of reels. Now, marinading a

990
01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:11,840
Speaker 1: slab of reel for me is very simple because you

991
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:16,200
Speaker 1: can do it overnight, but it's not necessary. I do

992
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:21,200
Speaker 1: like a thirty five forty five hour long process. The

993
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:23,400
Speaker 1: first thing I do, I go down to Walmart and

994
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:25,880
Speaker 1: they got this thing that can peel the skin off

995
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:30,560
Speaker 1: the back of the rems. First day, the little the

996
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:34,240
Speaker 1: little thin layer of skin that that's real chewy. I

997
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:39,320
Speaker 1: takes that off. See I peel that off. Keep going.

998
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:41,800
Speaker 1: I'm listening because this is how you really get your

999
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:44,640
Speaker 1: meat to taste right. To take that skin off that's

1000
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:48,240
Speaker 1: on the bones side of the reel. Like so serious

1001
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:54,280
Speaker 1: time get this? You feel like yeah, and you should be.

1002
01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:01,160
Speaker 1: No notes, come on, it's all in so non cooking.

1003
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:07,760
Speaker 1: I only use a dry rub that's all I use, okay,

1004
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:11,120
Speaker 1: And I have a special dry rub that I use.

1005
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:13,640
Speaker 1: All right, so you put that on. How long you

1006
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:17,480
Speaker 1: just let that? Now? First, I got my fire outside

1007
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:22,120
Speaker 1: going right, but I prefer the big green egg. That's

1008
01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:25,600
Speaker 1: what I got. That's the best way. Then once I

1009
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:29,080
Speaker 1: get that coals down there, I pull them to three

1010
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:31,600
Speaker 1: quarters side of the grille because I got the big one,

1011
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,040
Speaker 1: and I leave a four for the grill with no

1012
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:37,360
Speaker 1: cold under it. I pull all the cold forward so

1013
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:40,200
Speaker 1: I'm only on three fourth to the grill. That's in

1014
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:42,080
Speaker 1: case my meat gets to go on a little hot.

1015
01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:44,000
Speaker 1: I got a little cools, but I canna push the

1016
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:48,400
Speaker 1: meat to keep it from direct heat cooking it. Then

1017
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:52,080
Speaker 1: when I shut the lead down, I monitor the dampers

1018
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:55,080
Speaker 1: and the drafts on it to keep it around two

1019
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:58,440
Speaker 1: seventy five. Two fifth. That's good cooking, tempt right there,

1020
01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:02,400
Speaker 1: two fifty two seven. What you want? Got that green

1021
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:05,120
Speaker 1: egg in there? Now, I scrub my meat with this

1022
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:08,480
Speaker 1: dry rug. I take it out there and I set

1023
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:14,840
Speaker 1: it on the grill re up side down, up side

1024
01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:19,439
Speaker 1: down at two seventy five, and I shut it all right,

1025
01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:22,680
Speaker 1: Steve Um, we should take a pause here because we

1026
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:24,880
Speaker 1: only have a few seconds. We'll come right back with

1027
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:27,600
Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this

1028
01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:35,240
Speaker 1: you're listening to show. Now, I scrub my meat with

1029
01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:38,320
Speaker 1: this dry rug. I take it out there and I

1030
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:44,640
Speaker 1: set it on the grill re up side down, up

1031
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:50,479
Speaker 1: side down at two seventy five, and I shut it. Okay,

1032
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:56,360
Speaker 1: fifty five minutes later, come on, I opened the lid

1033
01:08:57,200 --> 01:09:01,160
Speaker 1: and you can start eating baby back that fact. Yes, sir.

1034
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:06,880
Speaker 1: Do you ever wrap yours in fall? No? I do not. Okay,

1035
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:09,960
Speaker 1: you've seen that process though, right, I've seen it's nothing

1036
01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:13,439
Speaker 1: wrong with it. You put them on. You can put

1037
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:15,519
Speaker 1: them on for about forty five, what about thirty minutes,

1038
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:17,439
Speaker 1: and then take them on, wrap them, put them back

1039
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:19,320
Speaker 1: on and let him click the rest of the winning

1040
01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:22,960
Speaker 1: the fall. Ye see, I don't wrap my well, is

1041
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:26,360
Speaker 1: there a problem with wrapping your bead? I mean, I mean,

1042
01:09:26,479 --> 01:09:35,000
Speaker 1: he sounds I'm just saying it ain't just so again,

1043
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:39,479
Speaker 1: but it's not the same. Come on, I felt like

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01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:50,920
Speaker 1: I was going the wrong way. I be, but fifty

1045
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:54,720
Speaker 1: five to fifty seven minutes on one side, I never

1046
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:59,000
Speaker 1: flipped in me right, really, I never flip it because

1047
01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:02,000
Speaker 1: what happens is when you cook it just bones side down.

1048
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:05,320
Speaker 1: You know, ain't no meat on the bones side of

1049
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:08,519
Speaker 1: the real seat. But what it does is it seals

1050
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:11,960
Speaker 1: it real nice and it keeps the meat real juicy

1051
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:14,600
Speaker 1: because you put a seer on the bones side and

1052
01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:17,599
Speaker 1: then the smoke and my wood chips cook the meat

1053
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:20,200
Speaker 1: on the top. So why do people flip their meat?

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01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:23,400
Speaker 1: I mean I see that. I mean my brother flipp

1055
01:10:23,479 --> 01:10:26,960
Speaker 1: is me, my daddy Flipps. I just don't. I just

1056
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:31,280
Speaker 1: don't because it's not necessary and you get you get

1057
01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:35,080
Speaker 1: a real tender piece of baby back. I do this now.

1058
01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:39,439
Speaker 1: I'm trying to man ask anybody that didn't have my ReBs.

1059
01:10:39,479 --> 01:10:41,439
Speaker 1: Now here's what a lot of people don't perfect. Because

1060
01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:43,240
Speaker 1: now you did tell me on the something that was good,

1061
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:46,040
Speaker 1: that lump cold. I never knew nothing about that. That's

1062
01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:48,680
Speaker 1: the only thing I messed with. That's that's uh, what's that?

1063
01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:54,559
Speaker 1: That's that's like wood that's already been burned with fall. Yeah,

1064
01:10:55,439 --> 01:10:59,160
Speaker 1: and it's what they have. It's four as five, Yeah,

1065
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:03,599
Speaker 1: all them charred trees, that's what it is. That's perfect

1066
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:07,760
Speaker 1: for Bobby Love. Yeah, Central Market got hurt. That's the

1067
01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:10,960
Speaker 1: best stuff I bet a lot of fellas a central market.

1068
01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:16,200
Speaker 1: It's made by market. Well they bag it up, it's

1069
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:19,439
Speaker 1: what I mean. Well, yeah, it's it's all the same.

1070
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:22,840
Speaker 1: But green egg has a good version. That's usually the

1071
01:11:22,960 --> 01:11:26,479
Speaker 1: most burn. You know, because you could see some of

1072
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:28,559
Speaker 1: the wood and some of them you ain't never seen

1073
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:32,240
Speaker 1: the green eggs. Shar the smoker, not actually green eggs

1074
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:38,519
Speaker 1: and ham. Girl, this this this is too much. Not

1075
01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:42,479
Speaker 1: only kid, she not cooked. She don't even know the

1076
01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:46,559
Speaker 1: brands of the flying it's the smoke green eggs at

1077
01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:53,080
Speaker 1: the barbecue, growling up. Oh my god, upset though, that's

1078
01:11:53,120 --> 01:12:00,799
Speaker 1: what you're thinking, Rims and green egg All right, go on, Steve, Sorry,

1079
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:09,160
Speaker 1: all right, So we learned a lot grilling with Steve. Yeah, yeah, Steven,

1080
01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:14,400
Speaker 1: Tommy Tommy is a good grilling. Yes, give prayer. Will

1081
01:12:14,439 --> 01:12:16,800
Speaker 1: be grilling this weekend. I won't be eating bad boy

1082
01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:19,000
Speaker 1: out there on that grid. I won't be eating red meat,

1083
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:20,680
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna I'm gonna have salmon all on the

1084
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:22,559
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, did you know that? See he doesn't eat

1085
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:25,920
Speaker 1: red meat anymore anymore. I'm just taking a break. Now,

1086
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:28,280
Speaker 1: do you make your own sauce, You're own barbecue sauce,

1087
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:30,920
Speaker 1: or do you buy it? Or what I got? Two

1088
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:35,320
Speaker 1: barbecue rescipes, give me one. There's a barbecue sauce called

1089
01:12:35,439 --> 01:12:39,439
Speaker 1: Old George T. I don't know about that. Just fine,

1090
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:43,320
Speaker 1: Old George T. Barbecue sauce got an old black dude.

1091
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:48,560
Speaker 1: They got honey bourbon maple. I used two bottles of that.

1092
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:52,320
Speaker 1: Have you tried Sweet Baby race, Sweet baby ray? Oh?

1093
01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:54,680
Speaker 1: I had plenty of that. But it's it's it's all right.

1094
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:57,360
Speaker 1: If you want the best job barbecue sauce that you

1095
01:12:57,439 --> 01:13:01,400
Speaker 1: ain't got to do nothing to William's brothers, William's Brothers,

1096
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:04,439
Speaker 1: barbecue sauce is the one where you ain't got to

1097
01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:08,040
Speaker 1: do nothing to it. Okay, let me see, and it's

1098
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:11,120
Speaker 1: better than sweet Baby raised. I'm telling you time. Okay,

1099
01:13:11,439 --> 01:13:13,439
Speaker 1: all right, we'll be back with more of the Steve

1100
01:13:13,479 --> 01:13:22,000
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening to show. Here

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01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:25,800
Speaker 1: we are. We're back with these barbecue grilling tips from

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01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:28,559
Speaker 1: UNC and Neff. All kinds of barbecue tips you guys

1103
01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:33,280
Speaker 1: are giving us, just dropping all kinds of barbecues, no notes,

1104
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:39,000
Speaker 1: soak it in, no knowledge though, why because okay, now

1105
01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:41,559
Speaker 1: let me tell you what y'all to get what old mule?

1106
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:48,599
Speaker 1: Old mule, y'all don't know. Y'all don't know no about

1107
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:56,400
Speaker 1: to cut. That's some slavery sou Shirley season made this

1108
01:13:56,520 --> 01:14:11,320
Speaker 1: one old mute. Yeah, you can't got a brown label

1109
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:17,280
Speaker 1: on it and a picture of a mule head. Listen

1110
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:20,479
Speaker 1: to me. I'm trying to help y'all weekend out. Y'all

1111
01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:22,880
Speaker 1: don't know this type of stuff talk. I've been experimented

1112
01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:25,760
Speaker 1: with this stuff out, have bought every barbecue sauce day

1113
01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:29,760
Speaker 1: is from craft on up. I'm telling who got the

1114
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:35,160
Speaker 1: best damn barbecue sauld mule and doctored a little bit. Okay,

1115
01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:37,960
Speaker 1: and that old mule, it's got a little kick to it.

1116
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:41,240
Speaker 1: That want to call it mute? And now you want

1117
01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:44,120
Speaker 1: to cut the kick with a little brown sugar, all right,

1118
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:47,280
Speaker 1: cut that kick. It's a little bit of brown sugar

1119
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:53,000
Speaker 1: to taste, and then put a little mustard in it. Okay, Okay,

1120
01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:56,360
Speaker 1: that was a little mustard and a little brown sugar

1121
01:14:56,439 --> 01:14:59,120
Speaker 1: to taste. But have it simmered in a pot on

1122
01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:01,839
Speaker 1: a little so when you stared it blend the flavors.

1123
01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:04,800
Speaker 1: In fact, we'll be back with before right after this.

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01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:13,000
Speaker 1: You're listening all right, uh, all right, barbecue rules and

1125
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:18,439
Speaker 1: regulations were three barbecue sauce. We're talking about the whole

1126
01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:20,880
Speaker 1: time you adding and taste, add a little bit at

1127
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:24,800
Speaker 1: a time and go to your taste boom when you

1128
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:27,120
Speaker 1: get in there. But now, let me tell you something.

1129
01:15:27,439 --> 01:15:31,080
Speaker 1: That old George t that's where that's what you want

1130
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:38,599
Speaker 1: to start with. Is anything new? You got old mute,

1131
01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:45,680
Speaker 1: old tea, the old ass sauca. If you say they

1132
01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:47,719
Speaker 1: ain't work, I'm gonna try a couple of new weekend

1133
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:57,280
Speaker 1: but I need something we got new mute, modern mus

1134
01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:05,680
Speaker 1: good food. Y'all? What what what y'all want? Wants name?

1135
01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:08,840
Speaker 1: Probably I want something before citi Ins. You know something

1136
01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:18,120
Speaker 1: after city? All right? Your uncles tigue barbecue sau Rufus.

1137
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:26,439
Speaker 1: It's rufus. You know this, older dirt you got my uncle.

1138
01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:29,200
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me google rufe man, because I'm a

1139
01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:33,320
Speaker 1: barbecue dude. If you get the rufus t rufus tigue

1140
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:36,640
Speaker 1: barbecue sauce, that's some of the best snowball that you

1141
01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:39,559
Speaker 1: could buy. And if you learn how to mix them.

1142
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:43,720
Speaker 1: H I gotta recipe boy with this rufus t and

1143
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:46,880
Speaker 1: I use two different rufus tigues. I send it to

1144
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:48,840
Speaker 1: my daughter. My daughter asked me for it. Let me

1145
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:50,360
Speaker 1: see if I look at the thing on the on

1146
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:54,240
Speaker 1: the bottle that said rufus Tigue made some sauce. That's

1147
01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:57,719
Speaker 1: what it says. That's the slogan. Look at rufus tigue

1148
01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:01,600
Speaker 1: made some slow sauce. You damn right. Yeah now that

1149
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:09,840
Speaker 1: that that's house of feel what that's that's you? You

1150
01:17:09,960 --> 01:17:11,640
Speaker 1: know what? Time it just says you. All though my

1151
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:18,479
Speaker 1: uncle didn't make a burn up sack sauce. Man really

1152
01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:28,479
Speaker 1: called no, no, no, it's barbecue. The Lord no more

1153
01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:35,439
Speaker 1: what you say. The Lord is not golow. Do you

1154
01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:39,240
Speaker 1: have a brand like a smokey brand, like, hey, we

1155
01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:43,840
Speaker 1: got to come back, Freedom, Freedom, come back. I just

1156
01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:49,120
Speaker 1: want you to free before get it all right, we'll

1157
01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:51,400
Speaker 1: be back with our last break of the day. In

1158
01:17:51,479 --> 01:17:56,000
Speaker 1: Steve's closing remarks about barbecue at forty nine. After you're listening,

1159
01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:01,479
Speaker 1: all right, Steve, we are. We're at our last break

1160
01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:03,680
Speaker 1: of the day before we um head on into the

1161
01:18:04,040 --> 01:18:09,479
Speaker 1: holiday weekend. Do some inspirational stuff. But get your pens

1162
01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:12,600
Speaker 1: and papers out. I'm about to give you a recipe

1163
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:17,479
Speaker 1: that you can make the bomb diggity Bobby Q sauce,

1164
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:22,680
Speaker 1: and everybody will be talking about girl, and then what

1165
01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:29,200
Speaker 1: you're gonna come on? That's what. First of all, this

1166
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:33,320
Speaker 1: is what you need. A half a cup of apple,

1167
01:18:33,479 --> 01:18:41,960
Speaker 1: side of vinegar. Okay, you need six teaspoons of garlic powder, level,

1168
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:46,519
Speaker 1: not too much, just six level, easy teaspoons of garlic powder.

1169
01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:55,639
Speaker 1: Got it. You need seven teaspoons of brown cane raw sugar. Alright, alright,

1170
01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:59,439
Speaker 1: not that, not that brown sugar that's matted together in

1171
01:18:59,479 --> 01:19:04,720
Speaker 1: the bag. You want cane sugar crystallized. So you want

1172
01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:10,960
Speaker 1: seven teaspoons a brown cane raw sugar. You need one

1173
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:16,679
Speaker 1: bottle a rufus tigue sweet heat. You need one bottle

1174
01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:23,639
Speaker 1: a rufous tigue honey sweet barbecue sauce, honey sweet fresh

1175
01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:28,519
Speaker 1: market sales disc bobec glow sales that just get to

1176
01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:32,160
Speaker 1: going round. I got it. Croak up obos seeing some

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01:19:32,280 --> 01:19:39,439
Speaker 1: Albertsons with it. Now you blend all this together. Then

1178
01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:43,360
Speaker 1: I want you to take that empty bottle of rufus tegue. Yeah,

1179
01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:49,400
Speaker 1: fill it up with water one and a half time. Okay,

1180
01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:53,160
Speaker 1: So fill up a bottle of rufus tigue empty barbecue

1181
01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:55,960
Speaker 1: sauce poured in the stirred. Put a half a bottle

1182
01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:59,800
Speaker 1: in there and stirred one and a half simmer on

1183
01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:03,439
Speaker 1: low heat, and watch it. Watch what the hell happened?

1184
01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:08,320
Speaker 1: Held on? Let me let me recap. Half a cup

1185
01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:11,840
Speaker 1: of apple, side of vinegar, yes, Six teaspoons of garlic

1186
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:17,439
Speaker 1: powder yes. Seven teaspoons of brown cane raw sugar. Yeah,

1187
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:20,559
Speaker 1: that's important. You can use a little bit more sugar.

1188
01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:24,400
Speaker 1: Let's go to taste, got you all right? One bottle

1189
01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:29,080
Speaker 1: of rufus Tigue sweet heat, yes, one bottle of Rufus

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01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:36,280
Speaker 1: Tigue honey sweet, yes, sir, all right, put all that, simar,

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01:20:36,360 --> 01:20:38,560
Speaker 1: all that, but before that, take a bottle and a

1192
01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:42,799
Speaker 1: half of water and pour that in there in Samara

1193
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:47,960
Speaker 1: in the Rufus Tigue bottles. Yeah. So basically, let me

1194
01:20:48,040 --> 01:20:51,280
Speaker 1: try this one more time. We got a half a

1195
01:20:51,400 --> 01:20:56,720
Speaker 1: cup of apples center side of venegar. And then we

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01:20:56,840 --> 01:21:01,879
Speaker 1: got six teaspoons of garlic powder six to be exactly,

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01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:09,040
Speaker 1: hud moving along, seven teaspoons a brown cane raw shot.

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01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:14,000
Speaker 1: Seven completion, you gotta keep it a wrong. And then

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01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:17,439
Speaker 1: we got a bottle or the one and only ruf

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01:21:18,560 --> 01:21:25,000
Speaker 1: Rufus t Good guy Toby follow me now because I'm

1201
01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:27,880
Speaker 1: going somewhere. And then we got a bottle on a

1202
01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:34,000
Speaker 1: rufus t hut. Come on, take all of that, put

1203
01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:37,080
Speaker 1: it in a pot and get it warm. And then

1204
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:40,240
Speaker 1: you take that same bottle, that empty bottle of rufus

1205
01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:46,800
Speaker 1: te fitting up with water. Put get you another half

1206
01:21:46,880 --> 01:21:51,080
Speaker 1: a bottle of water. Put it in that roof of you.

1207
01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:55,400
Speaker 1: Now pour it in that pot all up in. Now

1208
01:21:55,520 --> 01:21:59,880
Speaker 1: there that pot around, let us sell, let us sit,

1209
01:22:01,080 --> 01:22:03,720
Speaker 1: put it on a low put the lead on it.

1210
01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:07,920
Speaker 1: And good God, amighty, you have what we call the

1211
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:14,559
Speaker 1: bomb barbecue sauce. Yes, that is hey, man, that all

1212
01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:20,559
Speaker 1: the barbecue open. I'm not creative and do not want

1213
01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:23,000
Speaker 1: to follow that house, want to open up a job.

1214
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:29,559
Speaker 1: Try to find yourself some Williams, some brothers Williams, some brothers,

1215
01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:33,720
Speaker 1: barbecue sauce. If you don't want to do nothing after that,

1216
01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:39,799
Speaker 1: find yourself some bones sucking sauce. Oh man, that't somebody's

1217
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:51,840
Speaker 1: going in the bedroom. Yeah what barbecue? Yeah, if you're

1218
01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:55,000
Speaker 1: real lazy, what is that you call? Is it? Baby raised?

1219
01:22:55,320 --> 01:22:58,920
Speaker 1: Oh sweet baby rays? Yeah, if you're just lazy and

1220
01:22:58,960 --> 01:23:02,439
Speaker 1: you don't want to make no sod, if you follow

1221
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:04,559
Speaker 1: that recipe right there though. You're gonna love it. Open

1222
01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:06,600
Speaker 1: it through this though, watch me, you're gonna love it.

1223
01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:09,240
Speaker 1: And I'm a video and put it up Monday. Can

1224
01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:15,679
Speaker 1: I do that Tuesday? Yeah? The site? Yeah, okay, women's

1225
01:23:15,720 --> 01:23:17,560
Speaker 1: just we were down at the camp. Is that the

1226
01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:20,200
Speaker 1: same sauce she'd be having at the camp now? It

1227
01:23:20,280 --> 01:23:24,200
Speaker 1: makes a different one for the camp. Okay, into it?

1228
01:23:24,680 --> 01:23:27,320
Speaker 1: But you like it though, don't I love it? See

1229
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:30,599
Speaker 1: when I'm just doing all meat, no vegetables, changed my sauce.

1230
01:23:32,080 --> 01:23:35,280
Speaker 1: Oh couse, ain't no sides at the camp. Well wait

1231
01:23:35,320 --> 01:23:37,599
Speaker 1: a minute now, then Tommy can't come because he's off

1232
01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:40,400
Speaker 1: meat right now. If Tommy came to the camp, he'd

1233
01:23:40,439 --> 01:23:42,280
Speaker 1: be in here. Come. Tom just ain't gonna eating back

1234
01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:46,360
Speaker 1: in the back of my cottage. Yeah, he's off meat

1235
01:23:46,439 --> 01:23:50,280
Speaker 1: right now. You're okay, well not that week. Tell me

1236
01:23:50,320 --> 01:23:52,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be back on the side fund something, tim,

1237
01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:54,800
Speaker 1: But we'll be right back on it. This barbecue. And

1238
01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:57,519
Speaker 1: if Tommy came to the camp, he'd be out there

1239
01:23:57,560 --> 01:24:00,280
Speaker 1: with the kids. I hadn't been to the camp. Yeah,

1240
01:24:00,479 --> 01:24:04,240
Speaker 1: barbecue good at the camp. Steve makes it all oh

1241
01:24:04,360 --> 01:24:07,439
Speaker 1: Man fun up to sundown here on that grim Wall

1242
01:24:07,920 --> 01:24:12,599
Speaker 1: were waiting. All right, Steve. Ladies and gentlemen, uh normally

1243
01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:14,560
Speaker 1: do clothes with Madge, but we were talking about a

1244
01:24:14,600 --> 01:24:20,479
Speaker 1: subject that's did I'm a hard barb if you wasn't

1245
01:24:20,560 --> 01:24:23,519
Speaker 1: feeling that when I do understand, for God bless you

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