WEBVTT - Stop Brushing Your Teeth At The Office

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Danielle?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So Kelly wants to phone tap her friend

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<v Speaker 2>and co worker Rosalin. Now Roslin has this annoying habit

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<v Speaker 2>of brushing her teeth in the work sink. So Kelly

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<v Speaker 2>keeps saying, look, that's a little disgusting. So she thought

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<v Speaker 2>it would be funny if you called an anger to

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<v Speaker 2>coworker and just messing around with her.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Danielle is the person for the job. We'll see

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<v Speaker 1>what happens in today's.

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<v Speaker 2>Photop Yeah, is this the girl with the mousey brown

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<v Speaker 2>hair who wears the really tacky clothes and is brushing

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<v Speaker 2>her teeth in the bathroom all the time?

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me?

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<v Speaker 1>So obviously this is you, right?

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<v Speaker 3>Who are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry about who I am.

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<v Speaker 2>I work in the building and I'm calling you to

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<v Speaker 2>tell you to stop brushing your teeth in the bathroom sink.

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<v Speaker 3>How'd you get my number?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know what, it's very easy.

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<v Speaker 2>I know somebody who walked into the bathroom after you

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<v Speaker 2>walked out, and I asked them who you are and

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<v Speaker 2>they told me.

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<v Speaker 3>And who are you to call me?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't matter who I am to call you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm somebody who is concerned about the benefit of everybody

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<v Speaker 2>else at the office that we don't have to see

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<v Speaker 2>your disgusting spit in the sink.

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody cares about this, but you. You should mind your.

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<v Speaker 2>Own business book. We've talked about it before, and it

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<v Speaker 2>is the talk of the office about the disgusting person

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<v Speaker 2>who leaves her spit and her toothpaste grime in the sink.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, I don't have enough time to brush

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<v Speaker 3>my teeth at home. I have to be at work

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<v Speaker 3>at seven point thirty in the morning, and I don't

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<v Speaker 3>need to deal with this boot from you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, the rest of us have to be at work

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<v Speaker 2>early in the morning, but we all seem to brush

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<v Speaker 2>our teeth ahead of time.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks your business.

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<v Speaker 1>What if I took it in the bowl and left

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<v Speaker 1>it there for you to see? Would you like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Look? I don't even know who you are or why

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<v Speaker 3>you give it what I do, and I'm not going

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<v Speaker 3>to stand this call any longer.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter who I am.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm calling you because everybody's talking about you and nobody

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<v Speaker 2>wants you to do it anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>It takes two minutes to brush your teeth, get.

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<v Speaker 3>Up early, tell me who you are.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's none of your business who I am.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, woman, I have to go because it's none of

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<v Speaker 3>your business what I do with my time.

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<v Speaker 2>Why should somebody else have to come in there and

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<v Speaker 2>wash out your toothpaste junk.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just not fair. You should clean up after yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>You're them busy bobby who can't mind her own business.

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<v Speaker 3>You're such a coward.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you just say yes, I'm not going to do

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<v Speaker 1>it anymore?

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<v Speaker 3>You should straight that two thick out of the stink

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<v Speaker 3>and used to clean your mouse.

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<v Speaker 2>The next time someone sees you in the bathroom, they're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna shove the toothbrush up.

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<v Speaker 3>Your I'm really scared.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw you come out of the bathroom after you

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<v Speaker 2>drop the nugget. I bet you didn't even wash your hands.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you following you around? Are you just sort

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<v Speaker 3>of stalker?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, seriously, I mean this disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, TI, are you that you know all these little

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<v Speaker 3>details about me? Are you sick? You know what I'm

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<v Speaker 3>calling you on it? Come down right now and tell

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<v Speaker 3>them to I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Need to come down. I know the truth. I know

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<v Speaker 1>the rumors.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you start hiding behind the phone. You've got the

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<v Speaker 3>ball to.

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<v Speaker 2>Say, Oh please, I'm not I'm gonna waste my day

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<v Speaker 2>coming to find you.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, then stop calling me. Oh my god, God, I

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<v Speaker 3>have never seen her that angry in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>She's good, you are good, She's thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>She's gonna run through the office trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 2>who I am. So maybe we need to break the joke.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, where sure you keep going?

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<v Speaker 1>It's just too funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hey, uh, Kelly, just wanted you to know that

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<v Speaker 2>she was phone tapping you.

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<v Speaker 3>Rob.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Daniel and Arrow from Elvis Durant in the

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<v Speaker 2>Morning Show, and you just got phone taps.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna mean machine right now. I know you know

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<v Speaker 3>this show, and you never thought you were gonna get

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<v Speaker 3>phone taps.

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<v Speaker 1>So I got you. I got Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>This phone tap was pre recorded permission granted by all

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<v Speaker 2>participation the Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran

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<v Speaker 2>in the Morning Show.