1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,120 Speaker 1: Friend's Biggest stories of the day. 2 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:05,000 Speaker 2: Jimmy Kimmel made an emotional return of Late Night TV 3 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:08,520 Speaker 2: last night after a nearly week long suspension. He received 4 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:11,440 Speaker 2: a standing ovation from his audience before his opening monologue, 5 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:14,560 Speaker 2: in which he addressed the controversy directly and assailed anti 6 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:18,800 Speaker 2: American efforts to curtail free speech in the US. What's 7 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:20,759 Speaker 2: more important is that we live in a country that 8 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:22,800 Speaker 2: allows us to have a show like this, he said. 9 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:26,439 Speaker 2: He also discussed his September fifteenth remarks about Charlie Kirk's 10 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:30,200 Speaker 2: suspected killer that led ABC to halt production of his show. 11 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,280 Speaker 2: He was never my intention to make light of the 12 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:34,560 Speaker 2: murder of a young man, nor was it my intention 13 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,040 Speaker 2: to blame in a specific group for the actions of 14 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:40,919 Speaker 2: what was obviously a deeply disturbed individual. Sinclair and next 15 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:44,480 Speaker 2: Our Media Group, which together owned about one in five 16 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:47,480 Speaker 2: ABC affiliateation wide, said they will still keep the show 17 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:50,640 Speaker 2: off the airwaves for now. In related news, Disney Plus 18 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:53,600 Speaker 2: is raising their price next month. Not the best time 19 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 2: for that. No, I might not, might I might not. 20 00:00:58,080 --> 00:00:59,920 Speaker 2: I did notice though that if you go to cancer. 21 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,639 Speaker 2: I don't know if they've changed it as of last night, 22 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:03,560 Speaker 2: but in light of the Jimmy Kimmel thing. If you 23 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,039 Speaker 2: go to it, and maybe it was before this, but 24 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:07,080 Speaker 2: if you go to cancel Disney Plus, they'll offer it 25 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,839 Speaker 2: to you for like two dollars a month for six months. Oh, 26 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:11,280 Speaker 2: which is true with a lot of things. There are 27 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:14,440 Speaker 2: a lot of services. I got the newspaper delivered for 28 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,760 Speaker 2: a while on Sundays because I don't know. 29 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:17,839 Speaker 1: I thought I would read the news. 30 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:21,040 Speaker 2: I like the newspaper, and I'm very tangible, relaxing activity. 31 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 1: I don't know. 32 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,840 Speaker 2: My grandfather read the newspaper on every days. You know what, 33 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:29,360 Speaker 2: you look at me like that, hey, hey smells good. 34 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,760 Speaker 1: You know what? It's like an hour long? You sit 35 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 1: there and you like. 36 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 2: You know, methodically read it and you can't be bothered. 37 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:36,759 Speaker 2: And I don't know, it's interesting. 38 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:37,120 Speaker 1: I don't know. 39 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 2: Anyway, try and cancel that. You know, they're not I 40 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:41,679 Speaker 2: don't of you know this, but the newspaper's not really 41 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 2: thriving right now. So but try and cancel the newspaper. 42 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 2: They don't want to not bring it to you. They'll 43 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 2: they'll start paying you at some point. 44 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,920 Speaker 1: That's right. You don't only want I call. 45 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,800 Speaker 2: Him, hey, I don't want this anymore? You sure you 46 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,559 Speaker 2: don't want it anymore? Like, don't you want to be informed? 47 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:57,560 Speaker 2: I mean they have like a whole script. I'm like, no, 48 00:01:57,640 --> 00:01:59,360 Speaker 2: I am informed. I just I don't want it anymore. 49 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:01,040 Speaker 2: It's like stacking up. I don't I don't get to 50 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,800 Speaker 2: read it. I'm traveling a lot. Oh you sure, though, Like, well, 51 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:05,400 Speaker 2: it's already a dollar, But what if we gave it 52 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 2: to you for twenty five cents? Like, yeah, well, I know, 53 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,360 Speaker 2: I still don't want it. What if we give you 54 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:12,520 Speaker 2: twenty five cent? What if we bring you a bagel 55 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,640 Speaker 2: or a chroissant with it? Then would you keep the newspaper? 56 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 2: It's like, oh my god, I'm anyway. Try and try 57 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:22,080 Speaker 2: and cancel a lot of stuff though. Try and cancel 58 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:25,000 Speaker 2: a gym membership, try and can, try and find on 59 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,839 Speaker 2: the website where to cancel some of these services. Try 60 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,120 Speaker 2: and cancel Facebook. Have you tried to get rid of Facebook? 61 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 2: Before you have to get it, you have to be 62 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 2: notarized by a senator, a signature notarized by a senator. 63 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 2: If you want to get rid of Facebook, they make 64 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:40,799 Speaker 2: it impossible. And then like, uh, what's another one? The 65 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,360 Speaker 2: dating apps? They make you type in the word delete 66 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 2: like you have to. You say, like, I want to 67 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,480 Speaker 2: cancel my account. Yeah, right right, it's like I want 68 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 2: to cancel my account. Okay, I'm canceling. And then are 69 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:51,680 Speaker 2: you're sure you want to cancel? 70 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:51,920 Speaker 1: Right? 71 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,840 Speaker 2: Because you look kind of like a loser right now, 72 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:55,360 Speaker 2: So you're sure you want to cancel? And then they 73 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,679 Speaker 2: ask you why you're canceling. Did you meet someone or 74 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 2: didn't you Like, well I didn't. I just I'm tired 75 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 2: of getting roasted on the tea app, so I went 76 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:05,280 Speaker 2: off of it. And then it's and then it's okay, well, 77 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,919 Speaker 2: then type it in, type it in, delete, type it in, 78 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 2: and I do it and then I three months later 79 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:16,240 Speaker 2: read downloaded again. The US Secret Services dismantled what officials 80 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:20,399 Speaker 2: describe as the largest telecommunication seizure of its kind, discovering 81 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 2: a massive network that posts serious threats to New York 82 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:28,360 Speaker 2: City's communications systems during the United Nations General Assembly this week. 83 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:31,920 Speaker 2: The operation uncovered active SIM farms at over five abandoned 84 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 2: apartment buildings in the Tristed area, containing three hundred SIMS 85 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:38,680 Speaker 2: servers more than ten one hundred thousand SIM cards capable 86 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,720 Speaker 2: of sending thirty million text messages a minute. Is that 87 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 2: why I'm getting all these Hello messages? Or like are 88 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 2: you available for dinner on a Fortnite or whatever? That's okay, Well, 89 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,720 Speaker 2: no one I know speaks like that, so that's obviously 90 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 2: Are you getting those weird texts? Yes? 91 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:55,600 Speaker 3: Or have you been putting group chats with like other numbers? 92 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,080 Speaker 3: And then it's like this long message and then it's 93 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,680 Speaker 3: people leaving the conversation and then people are swim like 94 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,480 Speaker 3: leave me alone, like it's crazy. 95 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 1: Yeah. 96 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,480 Speaker 2: But apparently whatever they uncovered was able to shut down 97 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 2: New York City Cellular Network launched distributed denial of service 98 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 2: attacks that would block emergency communications for police in the MS. 99 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:19,359 Speaker 2: The system could text message the entire country within twelve minutes. 100 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 2: It was well organized and well funded, they're saying, so anyway, 101 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:26,360 Speaker 2: they shut this thing down. More radioactive shrimp are being recalled. 102 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:29,559 Speaker 2: Not supposed to eat those ones. There's yet another warning 103 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,359 Speaker 2: about radioactive shrimp. Last month it was Walmart, and this 104 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,240 Speaker 2: time it's packages sold at Kroger stores. If you have 105 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:39,599 Speaker 2: one near year, Aquastar Corporations recalling it's Kroger raw easy 106 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:46,160 Speaker 2: peel shrimp. The Kroger Mercado cook shrimp and Aquastar shrimp skewers. 107 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:49,200 Speaker 2: FDA says that the shrimp sold in more than thirty 108 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,280 Speaker 2: states may be contaminated with a radioactive material that could 109 00:04:52,279 --> 00:04:55,159 Speaker 2: increase cancer risk with long term exposure. 110 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,120 Speaker 1: No illnesses have been reported yet. 111 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:58,800 Speaker 2: I don't know why we're hearing so much from the 112 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:01,320 Speaker 2: husband of the h Our executive in the cold Play 113 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 2: kiss cam debacle. This is the husband of the woman 114 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,600 Speaker 2: who was in this thing. This to me feels like, hey, no, 115 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,080 Speaker 2: which is one more thing. Though I totally wasn't cheated on. 116 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,120 Speaker 1: We're trying to say face. 117 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 2: Right exactly, like hey me again, Like there still seems 118 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,039 Speaker 2: to be submissinformation out there. 119 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 1: Me never cheated on. 120 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,560 Speaker 2: No one, nobody, nobody would cheat on this thing, you 121 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. 122 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:23,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, I used to put it down. 123 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,400 Speaker 2: I really did, like a lot, and so I don't 124 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,039 Speaker 2: know this, Yeah right, No one cheats on me. 125 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,279 Speaker 1: I bought the tickets for those two No. 126 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 2: But this guy's talking again, the husband of the HR 127 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:37,799 Speaker 2: executive in the cold Play kiss cam debacle. He says, 128 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:39,080 Speaker 2: I want you to know I was at the same 129 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 2: concert with a date period. 130 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:44,640 Speaker 1: I was there with another woman. Five months later, King. 131 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:48,360 Speaker 2: Andrew, the husband of the ext astronomer HR executive Christen 132 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 2: Cabot or Cabo or have you seen her name, was 133 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:53,000 Speaker 2: with his new girlfriend. He says at the time of 134 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:54,000 Speaker 2: the scandal. 135 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:57,000 Speaker 1: Christian, this is so first, right, this is so much. 136 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:00,600 Speaker 2: Did you get dumped? Oh no, no, no, I moved on. 137 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,000 Speaker 2: I'm I did the dumping. Are you kidding me? Like 138 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:06,600 Speaker 2: I broke up with her? That's crazy. I didn't want her. 139 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 2: Apparently he was there. Sources clarified that Kristin and Andrew 140 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:15,919 Speaker 2: had been amicably separated for weeks before the concert, and 141 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:18,960 Speaker 2: Kristen's hug with this guy Byron, who also got fired 142 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,320 Speaker 2: the CEO of the company was inappropriate but was not 143 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 2: part of an affair. They're just close friends apparently. So 144 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:26,360 Speaker 2: not only is this guy trying to say that they 145 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:29,040 Speaker 2: were broken up before, but he wasn't cheated on because 146 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,000 Speaker 2: they were just homies. 147 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,840 Speaker 1: Never one s has Jason come up behind me and 148 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:35,720 Speaker 1: put his arms on my waist. Okay, well he sent 149 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:38,840 Speaker 1: that to me multiple times, my friend, he did that. 150 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,520 Speaker 1: He did that to me Louke Colmb's concert. 151 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, Kaitlyn, but that happens all the time. 152 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,400 Speaker 1: I mean, I would welcome it, but like, we don't 153 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,760 Speaker 1: do that with friends, you know, a cold play. But 154 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:53,760 Speaker 1: why is this guy talking like dude? 155 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:56,440 Speaker 2: They were having an affair and and you didn't know 156 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,839 Speaker 2: about it, and you look you feel like you look dumb. 157 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,960 Speaker 1: No one really cares about you in this. You shut up. 158 00:07:02,279 --> 00:07:04,960 Speaker 2: Here's another example. If you hadn't said anything, nobody'd be 159 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,279 Speaker 2: talking to you over it, right, Like, if those people 160 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:11,320 Speaker 2: hadn't acted like crazy people, then we wouldn't maybe have 161 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 2: even recognized what was going on. 162 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:14,680 Speaker 1: The rapture is here? Move on? 163 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:17,040 Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, I guess we didn't make the cut because 164 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,160 Speaker 2: we're still here, guys, and we're still here. 165 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,640 Speaker 1: So I think you said Tuesday or Wednesday though, so 166 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:22,680 Speaker 1: we is still today. 167 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,160 Speaker 2: We still got the holy because it was Tuesday maybe Wednesday. 168 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:25,360 Speaker 1: You know. 169 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:27,080 Speaker 2: They weren't really sure about the rapture, but it could 170 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,400 Speaker 2: happen at any time, but it would appear that we're 171 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:32,520 Speaker 2: still I would imagine this save that cat. 172 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,240 Speaker 1: Shirt didn't help anything I did. 173 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,440 Speaker 2: And New York City has been named the most Instagrammable 174 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,040 Speaker 2: city in the US, with one hundred and eighty three 175 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:43,320 Speaker 2: million Instagram post tag with its location landmarks like Central 176 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,880 Speaker 2: Park the Empire State Building in Times Square make the 177 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 2: city especially photogenic. La was second and Chicago was third. 178 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,400 Speaker 2: I'm sure the bean itself was fourth. And if you 179 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,800 Speaker 2: haven't been in Chicago and you're not familiar with cloud Gate, 180 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,600 Speaker 2: it's imperative that you go to take a picture in 181 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:01,000 Speaker 2: front of it. 182 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:04,720 Speaker 1: Imperative if you if you come to town, you have to. 183 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,640 Speaker 2: If you've seen the bean and you don't have a 184 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:09,040 Speaker 2: picture of your reflection in the bean, then you didn't 185 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:12,000 Speaker 2: really see the bean. Guys, you didn't yet all. And 186 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,520 Speaker 2: it has to be a food story if I can 187 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:17,000 Speaker 2: find one. But Uncrustables has revealed a fall flavor. They're 188 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:23,560 Speaker 2: unveiling the peanut butter and apple cinnamon jelly flavor with 189 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:26,640 Speaker 2: twelve grams of protein. The frozen sandwiches are headed to stores. 190 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,160 Speaker 2: I guess they're frozen. Are they all frozen? Or Crustables 191 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:29,800 Speaker 2: always frozen? 192 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,480 Speaker 1: Think so? And then is that what happens? I don't 193 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:33,880 Speaker 1: you know. I'm not a peanut butter and jelly guy. 194 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,280 Speaker 1: I'm just not. I'm just not good. 195 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:38,640 Speaker 2: I think you guys made me eat one one time, 196 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:42,040 Speaker 2: but other than that, I've never had one. It's National 197 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:43,040 Speaker 2: Punctuation Day. 198 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,040 Speaker 1: Oh, it's your day. I feel like you like that. 199 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,800 Speaker 2: I'm a punctuation guy. I like to use proper punctuation. 200 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:49,640 Speaker 2: I like to put that English degree to good use. 201 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:52,480 Speaker 2: Bolina me too, Like ABC, you know what you should do. 202 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,280 Speaker 2: You should put the English degree to good use, to 203 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:59,440 Speaker 2: use words to communicate that a major television station is 204 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:02,440 Speaker 2: coming to feature you and for some reason, I have 205 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,120 Speaker 2: to be in it with a shirt that says save 206 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:04,680 Speaker 2: that cap.