Speaker 1: The Nick Gliser Podcast.
Speaker 2: Here's Nikky.
Speaker 1: Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's Nicky
Speaker 1: Glaiser Podcast. Second part of the week. I'm in studio,
Speaker 1: joined by my monsieur monsieur. That's French for my sister.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: Also French for mister.
Speaker 1: Oh, monsieur monsieur?
Speaker 4: What is monsieur?
Speaker 1: But that is that's that's sister bad my sister, Yes,
Speaker 1: mister words.
Speaker 3: I wonder if there was some French playwright in the
Speaker 3: seventeen hundreds who made that joke in a play.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're so right. There definitely is. But yeah,
Speaker 1: like the the when you read the word m O
Speaker 1: N s I E you are it's monsieur and that's bullshit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's no one needs that. What's the weirdest one in
Speaker 1: uh Spanish? It's like really fucked up like those little
Speaker 1: like squiggly lines over.
Speaker 4: There's like a which is kind of weird.
Speaker 2: Oh really like a R g U E L L
Speaker 2: E s is.
Speaker 4: So that's everything else is very What is that?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 4: Was just a neighborhood in Madrid.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I only know Pacasco Corcos Psyco Corcos, And
Speaker 1: that's a screwdriver, corkscrew, corkscrew. Yeah, we're here with Brian too,
Speaker 1: and no, I want to give a quick oh la.
Speaker 1: Brian uh is a showrunner for a new show. Was
Speaker 1: a show runner special that is coming out. Tim Dillon
Speaker 1: has a special called This is Your Country.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's Tim Dillon. This is Your Country. I totally
Speaker 3: forgot to plug it on this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, no need to because it's blowing up. The
Speaker 1: trailer is fucking going viral like crazy, because it should.
Speaker 1: It's so good. This is like a send up of
Speaker 1: a nineteen nineties early two thousand Jerry Springer type Jenny
Speaker 1: Jones Ricky Lake talk show hosted by Tim Dillon. A one,
Speaker 1: one time special where it's like people in a studio audience,
Speaker 1: kind of like the daytime talk shows used to be,
Speaker 1: you know, revealing insane things and it's all like unscripted,
Speaker 1: and the you know, the trailer gives you a good
Speaker 1: example of what it is. But it was, I mean,
Speaker 1: so everyone's so excited about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the trailer did amazing. It's one of the best
Speaker 3: performing trailers for a comedy special ever on Netflix. And
Speaker 3: so everyone's super pumped and excited and their response yea
Speaker 3: feedback is exactly what I wanted to hear, which is like, basically,
Speaker 3: why haven't they done this before? Like this is like
Speaker 3: that's what you want to hear when you come out
Speaker 3: with an idea.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, yeah, why haven't they done it before? Again?
Speaker 3: Right right? Why haven't they resurrect? Like we wanted this,
Speaker 3: we need it now more than ever.
Speaker 1: Why exactly why why has it taken so long to
Speaker 1: do this in a new kind of way?
Speaker 3: Because exactly with a you know, no offense to Jenny Jones,
Speaker 3: who is a comedian, Jerry Springer who was funny. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: but like Tim Dillan's an actual comedian, and to have
Speaker 3: an actual comedian host one of these trash talk shows
Speaker 3: is something that's never been done before. I can't think
Speaker 3: that's part of it. And also it's just the perfect
Speaker 3: vehicle for Tim.
Speaker 4: It really is Is it a real.
Speaker 1: Really see him in one of those or a Lamborghini? Yeah? Bentley, Like,
Speaker 1: this guy only does the finest. What was your question?
Speaker 4: Wait, my question? Is is it real guests?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, they like scouted throughout America trying to find these
Speaker 1: people and their stories, like the most insane stories and
Speaker 1: people who are revealing things and like you get a
Speaker 1: taste of it on the trailer. There's a furrery. There's
Speaker 1: something a furry in the is a furry.
Speaker 3: It's a real furry. That's one of our greatest fears
Speaker 3: is that you've despite all of our you know, how
Speaker 3: we set this up that people watch it and they go,
Speaker 3: it's fake, none of it's real, and it's.
Speaker 1: Like all of it to say that people aren't that
Speaker 1: good of actors. Yeah, like this this this whole like
Speaker 1: it's fake thing about reality TV or anything, like, just
Speaker 1: remember that acting's hard kind of it's not like the
Speaker 1: hardest thing, which I love. David Spade points out in
Speaker 1: one of his jokes that acting isn't that hard, because
Speaker 1: he's like, didn't a six year old just win an
Speaker 1: Oscar for Best Actress. He's like, if it's a skill
Speaker 1: that is like takes so much work, Like how are
Speaker 1: these kids just like winging it and then winning Best
Speaker 1: act Like it's it's obviously a special skill, but yeah,
Speaker 1: this you couldn't find this many people to be this
Speaker 1: good at acting that you've never heard of before, that
Speaker 1: have no credits anywhere else.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and some of these people are doing like these
Speaker 3: aren't easy scenes, like someone feel something to you and
Speaker 3: you had like a regular person acting would overdo it.
Speaker 3: They would go over the top. And these reactions are
Speaker 3: like you can believe that this is how like just
Speaker 3: like putting your hand on your head and going like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, Like these are things. Yeah, if you
Speaker 3: were an actor, you wouldn't like if someone said I
Speaker 3: slept with your wife, you know, you wouldn't go like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, you would go and if you're acting
Speaker 3: like what the likely Yeah, was like famously the most
Speaker 3: the most fake of all of the trash talk shows.
Speaker 3: And that's why Jerry Springer would start a segment and
Speaker 3: two midgets would just run out, cursing and punching each
Speaker 3: other in the face up to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's what they called them back then. And
Speaker 1: you're just speaking from that time.
Speaker 3: I'm just speaking from the time.
Speaker 2: You guys fans of talk shows, did you used to
Speaker 2: watch them?
Speaker 1: I didn't, you know. As soon as I caught on
Speaker 1: that it was like kind of fake. I did not
Speaker 1: enjoy it. But I used to really like, you know,
Speaker 1: Ricky Lake and Jenny Jones, the ones that I wanted
Speaker 1: to I pitched to HBO, I think years ago, and
Speaker 1: it was like a loose pitch. It was like a
Speaker 1: general meeting, which a general meeting is when you, as
Speaker 1: a talent go in or like a writer or whatever,
Speaker 1: you go in to a network and you just like
Speaker 1: talk about ideas, like really like loose stuff. It's not
Speaker 1: like an actual pitch, but I did kind of loosely
Speaker 1: pitch an idea of doing like there's not an Oprah anymore,
Speaker 1: which I think Oprah. I most Oprah so much where
Speaker 1: it was like you would have those fantastical episodes where
Speaker 1: it's like this guy episodes about hoarders and it's just
Speaker 1: like all it's kind of like morbid Curiosity episodes where
Speaker 1: like a bunch of women who have been cheated on
Speaker 1: and everyone in the audience is the other woman or
Speaker 1: something like. You know, there was moments like that, but
Speaker 1: then there was like Tom Cruises coming by to and
Speaker 1: you know, talk about his new film and the whole
Speaker 1: show is about that Samurai movie he did and you.
Speaker 3: Know whatever it is and the last Samurai.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the last Samurai. The yeah, that was I missed
Speaker 1: the sh like that that had kind of everything, but
Speaker 1: the sensationalist like when I found when Jerry Springer just
Speaker 1: became kind of a cartoon of itself. I kind of
Speaker 1: wasn't interested in it. Yeah, what about you guys.
Speaker 2: I always liked Richard Bay for the sensationalism stuff.
Speaker 3: I never heard of it like an Irish talk show.
Speaker 1: No, maybe like regional maybe it was, I don't know.
Speaker 2: He had all these like preposterous shows and that's what
Speaker 2: I used to watch as a kid, and I think
Speaker 2: it like really pushed me into going into radio and
Speaker 2: all that.
Speaker 1: I think he was media for.
Speaker 3: Not only did this was like an inspiration for your career.
Speaker 2: Richard Bay, Sally Jesse Rafael.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well even Howard Stern has that error, like has
Speaker 1: that kind of vibe to it. Doctor Phil definitely did.
Speaker 5: I'm thinking, who was the guy before Doctor Phil that
Speaker 5: wore the glasses?
Speaker 1: Phil Donahue, Yes, not a doctor, but also he also
Speaker 1: looked mister Phil.
Speaker 3: He was one of the originators of this.
Speaker 1: Died, I'm guessing during your production.
Speaker 3: Well, so like literally hours we wrapped, get the announcement
Speaker 3: that Phil dona Hu died, and I took it as
Speaker 3: a sign.
Speaker 1: That's a sign that your trailer is going to be
Speaker 1: the number one watch Combat Special trailer of all time
Speaker 1: on Netflix. That's what that means. That's uh, that's so exciting.
Speaker 1: I remember, like the trailer came out last week and
Speaker 1: I was with Brian actually on the eve of it
Speaker 1: coming out, and Brian was like working with me on
Speaker 1: something very like we were like really working hard on
Speaker 1: this thing that we did last Thursday, and you like
Speaker 1: had to put your like fears about that almost on
Speaker 1: the back burner, I'm thinking, or they were just there
Speaker 1: while you were also working this job that had nothing
Speaker 1: to do with that. Like I kind of felt for
Speaker 1: you in that moment of like, you have this thing
Speaker 1: that you're anxious about coming out tomorrow, but you also
Speaker 1: have this thing that you're anxious about doing tonight that
Speaker 1: you needs all your focus. Like was that hard to
Speaker 1: be pulled in those directions or were you looking? Was
Speaker 1: it kind of nice that you had a distraction because
Speaker 1: I know you were stressed out.
Speaker 3: I was stressed out, but not because of the amount
Speaker 3: of work or anything like that, just stressed out about
Speaker 3: the how the thing would be received. But no, I
Speaker 3: think that day was insane. That day was that was
Speaker 3: an insane day.
Speaker 1: I don't even want to talk about that day because
Speaker 1: it's a day that will it just there. We did.
Speaker 1: We did a thing last week that no one saw,
Speaker 1: and you know what good because it's it's amazing that
Speaker 1: if you don't tell people to watch something, no one
Speaker 1: sees it, like I did not. I mean, you probably
Speaker 1: got feedback from people in your life who you told
Speaker 1: that you are right, But that's the only feedback I
Speaker 1: got to. And I didn't put it on my socials
Speaker 1: or even talk about it on this show because I
Speaker 1: didn't know how it was going to go because the
Speaker 1: stakes were so high. It was live, it was in
Speaker 1: a realm that I'm not familiar with.
Speaker 3: It was it was filmed in front of a Russian
Speaker 3: mob from.
Speaker 1: We didn't know. We did I know how it was
Speaker 1: gonna go, but I had a feeling that it was
Speaker 1: going to be something that we needed to work out
Speaker 1: the kings before I advertised it, like because there was
Speaker 1: supposed to be a big announcement of like Nikki Glazer's
Speaker 1: gonna be on this thing, and it was supposed to
Speaker 1: be the day or a couple of days before. It
Speaker 1: was like you get a you know, in in our business,
Speaker 1: like the announcement's almost bigger than the thing, you know,
Speaker 1: like I just had an hour long meeting about the
Speaker 1: marketing for the Golden Globes, and I honestly said in
Speaker 1: the meeting, like this is almost more important than the
Speaker 1: globes itself. And I and they were grateful, I think
Speaker 1: to hear that because they acknowledge like it is, this
Speaker 1: is gonna play during football games all the commercials like,
Speaker 1: and it's gonna get eyes on it. So and there's
Speaker 1: no eyes on it unless we'd kill this, you know,
Speaker 1: like and really nail the tone of this. So it's
Speaker 1: so when they came to me about this thing last
Speaker 1: week that we did and we're like, hey, we want
Speaker 1: to do an announcement beforehand. My whole team was like,
Speaker 1: let's get a big announce this is a big deal.
Speaker 1: Let's like have a whole extra day of stuff. It's
Speaker 1: gonna come out and then you'll get stuff from that.
Speaker 1: But like, let's have an extra day of the announcement.
Speaker 1: And I said, I just have a feeling we let's
Speaker 1: just announce it when it happens, like that'll be the announcement.
Speaker 1: And I'm so glad I did that. And I'm not
Speaker 1: always right when it comes to the stuff. My team
Speaker 1: is often way more right than I am. But they
Speaker 1: trusted me on this, and I pushed back and said,
Speaker 1: I just don't. I just don't want people to expect
Speaker 1: perfection out of this, and I think they will if
Speaker 1: we really like blow it up, like Nicky's gonna be
Speaker 1: on this thing. So I did it. It aired and
Speaker 1: like no one saw it. I didn't post about it
Speaker 1: on socials, we didn't clip it out. And I will
Speaker 1: say I am proud of it. I couldn't have done
Speaker 1: anything better. Brian couldn't have done anything better. No one
Speaker 1: actually could have done anything better. Everything was set up
Speaker 1: for this to be as good as possible, and it
Speaker 1: just the circum It was like the weather turned. It's
Speaker 1: almost like something you could not plan and no one
Speaker 1: really could have foreseen happened, and it made it not
Speaker 1: go great. And that's a good feeling when you can
Speaker 1: blame anything but anyone, Like it's just like it's no one's.
Speaker 4: Fout of your control.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no one could have foreseen that the Jets would win,
Speaker 3: which is partially why that happened.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, So I was I did a live like
Speaker 1: a live roast on the Thursday Night Football. If you
Speaker 1: want to go watch it on Amazon Prime there's I know,
Speaker 1: so Thursday Night Football, Amazon Prime. If you want to
Speaker 1: go back and watch last week's episode, which I realized this, Brian,
Speaker 1: if you weren't watching live, you're not going back and
Speaker 1: watching an app.
Speaker 3: No one does that.
Speaker 1: No one's watching that. No offense to the after show.
Speaker 1: That's not what it's for. The after show is looking
Speaker 1: for you, unless there's searching so people can go back
Speaker 1: and watch it.
Speaker 3: You see the clip the clip was there's clips circulating
Speaker 3: on the internet afterwards. Yeah, the idea, Yeah, there was one.
Speaker 3: Brian Fitzpatrick posted a clip. Oh he did, he did,
Speaker 3: and he said that you were funny.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so nice. I didn't see that. I was
Speaker 1: kind of like ear muffs or what. Yeah. I was
Speaker 1: kind of like horse blinders for this, because anytime I
Speaker 1: saw anything with my name on it afterwards, I was like,
Speaker 1: I didn't nail it in the way I wanted to.
Speaker 1: And so I don't want to hear anyone's commentary on it,
Speaker 1: because I know anything you'll tell me critical of it,
Speaker 1: I know I don't need to hear it and anything
Speaker 1: you and I just I just wanted it to go away.
Speaker 1: And I'm still proud of it. Though the script is hilarious,
Speaker 1: my performance is a perfection for Foret for what I
Speaker 1: was seeing.
Speaker 3: I was in a comedy club or there was a
Speaker 3: regular audience there, then people would be like, yeah, this
Speaker 3: is better than the roast.
Speaker 1: Tom Brady, thank you.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 1: I really was proud of myself for that. But it
Speaker 1: was just there were screaming Jets fans after it. But
Speaker 1: the Jets fans were only there because production and me
Speaker 1: included thought having an audience there will be better. So
Speaker 1: let's keep the fans around after the game. But the
Speaker 1: fans don't care about the after show. They were focused
Speaker 1: on getting autographs from Sauce.
Speaker 3: Sauce Gardener, Yeah, Sauce Gardener.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: These weren't just fans. These were fans who were so
Speaker 3: drunk and crazy that they stayed for a full hour
Speaker 3: and a half after the game ended to try to
Speaker 3: get an autograph from Sauce.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we weren't. I didn't really think about, like,
Speaker 1: there's just sometimes in TV production and in everything I
Speaker 1: think where like everyone kind of has a blind spot
Speaker 1: for it where you're just like no one even thought
Speaker 1: like these people will be drunk, they probably won't be
Speaker 1: able to hear exactly. There's no context for what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: There's never been like that. No one knows to expect
Speaker 1: a roast after the after show. We didn't know players
Speaker 1: would be milling about behind me in these all these
Speaker 1: people would It was eleven thirty at night. They've been
Speaker 1: there since tailgating, They've been there eight hours, and so
Speaker 1: there was like a lot of factors that we didn't
Speaker 1: that no one even thought. We just thought, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that will be a good audience. They weren't. It's okay,
Speaker 1: I love Jets fans now. I'll always have a place
Speaker 1: in my heart for them. I'm not mad at them.
Speaker 1: They they were just so happy that they beat the Patriots,
Speaker 1: which was not expected.
Speaker 3: Right, well, not unexpected, but like the Jets never win
Speaker 3: and they never beat the Patriots.
Speaker 1: Good Jets.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but this year, you know, I think you can
Speaker 3: say on paper the Jets are a better team than
Speaker 3: the Patriots, so it wasn't totally unexpected.
Speaker 1: Well, the good news is I'll be doing this four
Speaker 1: more times during the NFL season on Thursday Night Football,
Speaker 1: and just tune in every week because who knows, I
Speaker 1: might not even announce the next time I'm doing it
Speaker 1: because I want to nail it and then announce it.
Speaker 1: But this was pretty nailed. So like besties, you can
Speaker 1: go check it out. It's it's on Amazon Prime. It
Speaker 1: was last Thursday night on the twenty the eighteenth. I think, so, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was the Jets Patriots game. You can't miss it.
Speaker 1: You can and I would love for you to, but
Speaker 1: google it.
Speaker 4: That's what I did.
Speaker 1: You just google it? Yea, yeah nineteenth think you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: Lauren watched it three times. My family's so sweet. They
Speaker 1: were so supportive and so like, you killed it, and
Speaker 1: I you know, there's certain people you look to in
Speaker 1: your life for like confirmation that something is not as
Speaker 1: bad as you might think it is. And I knew
Speaker 1: it wasn't bad. I just needed to hear it from
Speaker 1: the people I trust. Brian is one person I trust
Speaker 1: so much. When he when he watched it down and
Speaker 1: said your your performance was near perfection. When I read that,
Speaker 1: or Chris read it to me from his text, I
Speaker 1: was like, yes, like, Brian's not gonna bullshit. No, even
Speaker 1: even if you know you're just not going to you
Speaker 1: might not say.
Speaker 3: Looking at it, I was like, what could have Nikki done?
Speaker 3: What could she have done to change this a little bit,
Speaker 3: and I was like, I can't think of anything. Everything
Speaker 3: that's really nice was correct.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: It's just like all I ever wanted. It's just like you're,
Speaker 3: you know, you're like playing baccarat and it's like you're
Speaker 3: you're just losing, and it's like, well, that's why. It's
Speaker 3: because the game's against you. Yeah, threw a bacarat reference
Speaker 3: and so you'd understand it better.
Speaker 1: Berta is the only thing I understand. But then my
Speaker 1: sister had really nice things to say, and then Matt
Speaker 1: did too, and my parents and and you know when
Speaker 1: I don't do well in something, they just go like fun.
Speaker 1: That was fun, Like you could just get a sense.
Speaker 1: So it was really nice. But but yeah, I'm glad
Speaker 1: that we get to do it again and try to
Speaker 1: nail it. And it's like, really, you know, like doing
Speaker 1: live TV writing a whole script about a game that
Speaker 1: happened that you can't prepare for. I mean, you can
Speaker 1: write a little bit about the cities and the players
Speaker 1: and stuff, but most of the writing happens during the game.
Speaker 1: It is fucking fun. I like, I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: we were talking about maybe we maybe we channed this
Speaker 1: into something else, maybe it's not a speed roast or
Speaker 1: whatever it is, and I was like, no, it was
Speaker 1: so fun. Like it felt like I was working in
Speaker 1: an emergency room during COVID, Like it felt like high stakes,
Speaker 1: high pressure. It was trioge. It was a triage unit
Speaker 1: in this like in the stadium. We're sitting there like
Speaker 1: in within a room, in the whole production with the
Speaker 1: whole production team of Thursday Night Football, who are all
Speaker 1: amazing people and so friendly and so nice and so
Speaker 1: like supportive of what we want to do.
Speaker 3: And Cat, Spoon, Pickle, I mean, these are all names
Speaker 3: of words that has taught my niece.
Speaker 1: Uh the wait, Pickle is that guy's name?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Pickle. N Uh, there's Spoon, There's pickle, There's Sin,
Speaker 3: there's Cat.
Speaker 1: Who's Sin Ross? I mean Cynthia.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: You guys were on such a we were tight buddied
Speaker 1: up right away because you had to. Sin was the
Speaker 1: one that was to transcribe script into the teleprompter and
Speaker 1: making sure everything was I mean, it is a but
Speaker 1: it's crazy. We're like writing jokes that I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: in like forty five minutes.
Speaker 3: That's right, and nowhere to test it, nowhere.
Speaker 1: To test it. We're just like, is this funny? Like
Speaker 1: there was one joke, Oh, we were trying to come
Speaker 1: up with, like, okay, Tony Gonzalez is one of the
Speaker 1: guys on the panel and.
Speaker 5: The one that looks like a genie.
Speaker 1: Yes, we said he was a genie. Yes, okay, he
Speaker 1: is so hot, so awesome, so nice, he like came
Speaker 1: back and talked to us so endearing, loved him so much,
Speaker 1: and we're trying to think of like who who jerks
Speaker 1: off to him? Because I was like, he looks like
Speaker 1: someone like mom's take law baths too, And that's what
Speaker 1: ended up being the joke, is like, you're the kind
Speaker 1: of guy that my mom thinks about when she takes
Speaker 1: one of her long baths. And then we said that
Speaker 1: he looks like a genie that can only be summoned
Speaker 1: if you rub the crotch of a talbot's pant a
Speaker 1: sensible talbot's pantsuit. And so just such a ridiculous joke.
Speaker 1: I mean, that one was so out there. But then
Speaker 1: there was there we were debating, like because then we
Speaker 1: were like, wait, what's what do we really want to
Speaker 1: like these are the conversations we're having backstage when there's
Speaker 1: like it's crunch time. I'm like, but like, who's jerking
Speaker 1: off to Tony? We know it's like a housewife. We
Speaker 1: know it's like a a like we like the idea
Speaker 1: of it's my mom, but like can we be more
Speaker 1: specific about who that is? And then we're like, it's
Speaker 1: like and then at one point I'm like, I think
Speaker 1: like it's like undecided voters, And we all really liked that,
Speaker 1: but we were like, but how do we get there?
Speaker 1: Like we know how to get there because we already
Speaker 1: set up my mom. Like it's it's interesting because you're
Speaker 1: like you're you're brainstorming about a joke, and you all like,
Speaker 1: like you hit that lily pad because you've taken the
Speaker 1: other lily pads there. And sometimes you will hit a
Speaker 1: joke like undecided voter and you go, okay, let's just
Speaker 1: put that in. That doesn't work unless you set up
Speaker 1: all the things that led to us saying undecided voter
Speaker 1: in the It's like.
Speaker 3: You had to be there. It's like you had to
Speaker 3: see all the steps that we took to get to
Speaker 3: undecided voters.
Speaker 1: Like there's nowhere to test it out, and we all
Speaker 1: laugh and We're like, that's so funny, that's so exactly it.
Speaker 1: But then it's like, no, that we we got to
Speaker 1: get them there, and I don't think we can get
Speaker 1: them there. Maybe let's save it for another let's save
Speaker 1: it for the podcast. But there's just like there were
Speaker 1: so many I would oh my god, what was it? Okay,
Speaker 1: let's go to break. Can come back with your favorite joke? Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll be back after this. All right, we're back. We're
Speaker 1: talking about the last week's jokes that didn't make it.
Speaker 3: What was your favorite? My favorite joke was between boeing
Speaker 3: Epstein and the football team. It's been a rough decade
Speaker 3: for Jets.
Speaker 1: So okay, that joke didn't make it because of h
Speaker 1: We had to take out one of the things. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say which one, and it's not the
Speaker 1: one you're thinking, honestly, So we had to.
Speaker 3: Think Amazon wouldn't let us make fun of the Jets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly, So there, you know, because of you know,
Speaker 1: these are two very protected brands that we and we
Speaker 1: admire and honor. They wouldn't let us say one of
Speaker 1: the things of those Jets, like between boeing Epstein, between
Speaker 1: Boeing and Epstein. It's been a rough year for the
Speaker 1: and New York. Wait what was it again?
Speaker 3: It was a rough decade for Jets.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, well we had to take out one, but
Speaker 1: then the joke would so we were like, okay, let's
Speaker 1: just use let's just say between Epstein and New York
Speaker 1: it's been a rougher year for the Jets. And it
Speaker 1: was like, no, it doesn't work without both Boeing and Epstein.
Speaker 1: Or you can't just do it with Boeing. You can't
Speaker 1: just do it with Epstein. So you like lose a
Speaker 1: whole good joke. Yeah, yeah, not enough proof for the
Speaker 1: for the payoff. There was one reference to what Didty's
Speaker 1: freak offs? Yeah, there was like that. I really like.
Speaker 1: It was like at one point, like one of the
Speaker 1: guys was running and he grabbed him and it looked
Speaker 1: like he was like pulling his thong out. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: it was like stretched out, And I made a joke
Speaker 1: that like, I haven't seen a stretch that big since
Speaker 1: I told Leonardo DiCaprio I was twenty five or something.
Speaker 1: And that ended. That was written last second, like literally
Speaker 1: that was written three seconds before. It was like we
Speaker 1: have to send the script and someone just said it.
Speaker 1: We were like put it in, and but before that,
Speaker 1: it was like, this is how this is. This is
Speaker 1: the same style. This is the same method that did
Speaker 1: he uses.
Speaker 6: To getch people when they're trying to escape his freak offs.
Speaker 1: And like we all knew that that joke with what
Speaker 1: comes out from these freak offs is would come back
Speaker 1: to like haunt us. Like right now, the freak offs
Speaker 1: are kind of like a funny thing to make fun
Speaker 1: of because we're like all these thousand bottles of loom
Speaker 1: and like the IV bags afterwards, because these people are
Speaker 1: fucking so hard. But we like we don't know the
Speaker 1: details yet, and when the details come out, it will
Speaker 1: be not funny to make fun of these freak offs anymore.
Speaker 1: Like I just know that, like once we hear from victims,
Speaker 1: like it's not going to be like it's we can
Speaker 1: make fun of it now. So there's it's interesting to
Speaker 1: know when more information is revealed that a joke will
Speaker 1: not work. And thank god for the NFL and Amazon
Speaker 1: whoever said who vetoed that joke, Thank you for doing
Speaker 1: that and saving me having to explain myself in six
Speaker 1: months when the depositions come out because that would not
Speaker 1: age well. Deddy joke following the age wel joke.
Speaker 3: There were so many jokes. I'm looking at the pitch
Speaker 3: doc now. There are some hundreds hundreds of jokes that
Speaker 3: we use. I mean, not all are good, obviously, but
Speaker 3: there's a bunch of ones that are good that we
Speaker 3: didn't get to use and we'll never get to use
Speaker 3: because we're not going to see the Patriots and the
Speaker 3: Jets again, and we're not going to see these players again,
Speaker 3: and so it's just they're just gone.
Speaker 1: And Aaron Rodgers like he's It was great having him
Speaker 1: in the game because he is culturally wide like widely known,
Speaker 1: even I know him and I but for Travis Kelsey
Speaker 1: didn't follow football at all, and didn't we say at
Speaker 1: one point he looks like an like a I don't
Speaker 1: even want to be mean, but he looks he looks
Speaker 1: older than he is. He looks like a wise old
Speaker 1: tree or something, which I couldn't use because it didn't
Speaker 1: it almost felt racist, even though he's white, Like I
Speaker 1: don't even know what to make of that, but it did.
Speaker 1: It did hit me hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, God, that one's that one. We even put in
Speaker 3: the in the what do you.
Speaker 4: Call him bro Rogan?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, we called him, uh Rogan was a great one,
Speaker 1: broke Yeah. And then there was one about you know
Speaker 1: what didn't make it that we could probably use again
Speaker 1: and who cares because the overlap between people who listen
Speaker 1: to this podcast and people who watch that is not
Speaker 1: too much and it's fine, is uh. The thing about
Speaker 1: the helmet, the the.
Speaker 3: Helmet, Gudian helmet.
Speaker 1: Okay, so one of the players is wearing a Guardian helmet,
Speaker 1: which is like a safer helmet. It has an extra
Speaker 1: padding and you look like he looks like the Epcot
Speaker 1: Center ball, Like it's like just a bigger ball around
Speaker 1: the head. And the only reason not everyone wears it
Speaker 1: is because it looks dumb. Yeah, and it also kind
Speaker 1: of looks like a condom, Like it's kind of like
Speaker 1: a put on, like you strap it around your helmet,
Speaker 1: so it looks like a it's like a cap and
Speaker 1: it's called the Guardian cap. But we said, we said,
Speaker 1: it sounds like maybe people don't maybe players aren't wearing
Speaker 1: the Guardian cap because of the like the branding of it.
Speaker 1: Why don't you rename it Guardian cap? Sounds like something
Speaker 1: you win after you, like at Bible Camp because you
Speaker 1: read the most Bible Like it was something about that
Speaker 1: kest or something yeah, yeah, yeah, And then there were
Speaker 1: some good jokes about that Guardian cap. So well maybe
Speaker 1: if there's even one player that uses it as well.
Speaker 1: It's just so funny to me that there's something that
Speaker 1: could make the sport way safer, but they don't wear
Speaker 1: it because they might look kind of gay.
Speaker 4: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It's really funny to me. But does it get in
Speaker 1: the way of playing and all? Like, is there another
Speaker 1: reason they're.
Speaker 3: Not all wearing It might be some people who say,
Speaker 3: you know that it's on the margins, but it slightly
Speaker 3: affects my speed or something like that.
Speaker 1: Sure, but doesn't a little towel hanging off your waist
Speaker 1: also affect your speed? Like there's a lot of little
Speaker 1: things cool.
Speaker 3: It's so cool to take off the towel throat behind you.
Speaker 1: So much about their braids when they are dreads hanging out,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, do they get because as
Speaker 1: someone who has.
Speaker 5: Hair and brains at first is like, yeah, that's the
Speaker 5: biggest one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, they're braids when they're hanging off the out
Speaker 1: and like even like, uh, you know George Kittle with
Speaker 1: like long hair, who I said, I looked like, any
Speaker 1: like put up your hair. I'm so scared of your
Speaker 1: hair getting ripped out. But I guess guys just like
Speaker 1: don't care. Because I asked Chris, I was like, are
Speaker 1: there ever a dread that's like pulled out? And he's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it happens a lot, Like you know that would hurts
Speaker 1: so bad. Yeah, And it's like so much hair in
Speaker 1: one dread.
Speaker 3: Also, players who have dreads their helmets fall off a
Speaker 3: lot easier. I've noticed. Oh yeah, because the dreads are
Speaker 3: so big that like the helmet can't stay on. Okay,
Speaker 3: but I gotta imagine in a way the dreads are
Speaker 3: kind of like a guardian helmet on the inside.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think it would be a lot more padding,
Speaker 1: because yeah, that's a really good point.
Speaker 3: They should do a study.
Speaker 2: So if they invert the padding, wouldn't that just be
Speaker 2: more safe And then they could just do the regular
Speaker 2: shell of the helmet.
Speaker 3: What they should do is they should take a helmet
Speaker 3: and then just put dreads on the outside. There we go,
Speaker 3: so then it's cool and safe.
Speaker 1: It's like those ski helmets that used to have like
Speaker 1: the like they have like yeah, oh yeah, it's going
Speaker 1: off like almost like what's his name from Simpson's Noah
Speaker 1: Sideshow Bob? Thank you, thank you, Lauren. Did you know
Speaker 1: that in football only all the offense or only all
Speaker 1: the defense were on the field at the same time,
Speaker 1: like for one team? Yeah, you knew that, like if
Speaker 1: the team was on like a team on the field,
Speaker 1: it's only all of the offense like offense and defense
Speaker 1: and aren't ever on the same Oh no, I did not.
Speaker 1: I didn any because why would we because basketball has both,
Speaker 1: soccer has hockey has both.
Speaker 4: Other sports teams to have both, they don't know.
Speaker 2: And it would make sense that a game has offense
Speaker 2: and defense yang against each other.
Speaker 1: Someone told me that that's why Donna Kelce when her
Speaker 1: sons were both playing against each other, she said, who
Speaker 1: are you rooting for? And she said the offense, because
Speaker 1: they're both. They're never on the same there, So it
Speaker 1: was just someone explained some bestie explained that to me.
Speaker 1: But I didn't know that, and I felt real dumb.
Speaker 1: But I had a feeling you didn't either. We have
Speaker 1: the same gaps and knowledge.
Speaker 3: All the good news about the Jets game is that
Speaker 3: it was a blowout, and so the viewership dipped precipitously
Speaker 3: by the end of the game, and so therefore very
Speaker 3: few people saw the post game as compared to previous
Speaker 3: weeks when it's close or there's a controversy.
Speaker 1: When there's a blowout, okay, and what is a blowout?
Speaker 1: I mean, what were we looking out at halftime? What
Speaker 1: was the score?
Speaker 3: Halftime score? It was probably like fourteen seven point?
Speaker 1: Are you smirking because you're thinking about blowouts? Like like
Speaker 1: when Toby shit back?
Speaker 6: Like I saw that smirk too, Like there's definitely someone's
Speaker 6: thinking about shit just squirting out of the back of
Speaker 6: the hyper Oh baby, blowouts.
Speaker 1: Okay, So wait, so a blowout?
Speaker 3: What was it was fourteen to three at halftime, and
Speaker 3: then they scored early again in the third quarter, so
Speaker 3: then it was twenty one to three. And on top
Speaker 3: of that, the Patriots offense looked terrible like they weren't
Speaker 3: doing anything.
Speaker 1: So okay, so just the writing was on the wall. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because for me, I'm thinking, oh, well, this, I would
Speaker 1: stay watching because I'm like the Patriots they could come
Speaker 1: back and it could be an amazing game if they
Speaker 1: come back. But that's just so unlikely.
Speaker 3: I mean, if it was Tom Brady's Patriots, then that
Speaker 3: could that could easy.
Speaker 1: And that could yeah because he was like always in
Speaker 1: the fourth quarter would kind of turn things around, right, Yeah, But.
Speaker 3: This was Jacoby Bursett, who is a good guy, but yeah,
Speaker 3: he's a backup. He's a great he really is, but
Speaker 3: he's like a backup quarterback. He's a journeyman. And you
Speaker 3: know they had this other quarterback, Drake May and the
Speaker 3: wings who came in in the fourth quarter and he
Speaker 3: was fine.
Speaker 1: Wait, you know who I saw who I'm obsessed with
Speaker 1: that we saw walking in and I forget his name
Speaker 1: and I'm so sorry. Yeah Joe, it was Joe. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: not him, the guy who said he was doing a
Speaker 1: press conference and he sneezed and he said, he goes, bless.
Speaker 2: You, thank you.
Speaker 1: He blessed himself and thanked himself. And I ever since
Speaker 1: I've seen it, I do it every single time I sneeze,
Speaker 1: I say bless you, thank you to my mouth because
Speaker 1: of him. And then I saw him and was like,
Speaker 1: oh my God, like he's blessed you, thank you, And
Speaker 1: I almost got scared saying it. Because I thought he
Speaker 1: might know that I was talking about him. But have
Speaker 1: you ever seen that meme? Morn the guy? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's so cute. He's so he doesn't even know he's
Speaker 1: saying it like it's kind of I don't know if
Speaker 1: it was memed, but it was clipped and it's like
Speaker 1: it was everywhere for a while of just like him
Speaker 1: just going bless you, thank you. So yeah, me and
Speaker 1: the boys like and he gets right back into it,
Speaker 1: but he doesn't even know. He's not trying to be funny.
Speaker 3: He oh, it's it's Quinn Williams.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, keep playing. It's so adorable, dedication of different,
Speaker 1: It's so adorable. I love him so much. Oh god.
Speaker 1: I went over to Lauren's house yesterday, had some time off,
Speaker 1: and I approached the door and I just heard screaming inside,
Speaker 1: like screaming and crying. And I walked and I, you know,
Speaker 1: rang the doorbell and I think your doorbell doesn't work.
Speaker 1: And then I knocked and then you answered, and I go,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is a bad time. And you
Speaker 1: were like why and I'm like, because there's screaming crying,
Speaker 1: And she goes, oh no, this is just what it is,
Speaker 1: and I just loved that moment. So what you're like, no, what,
Speaker 1: like you didn't even hear it? Why would you expect
Speaker 1: anything different over it? It was like you were so
Speaker 1: used to it. And uh yeah, Forrest was crying because
Speaker 1: and Arlow was just under a blanket not coming out.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what child was under there. It was
Speaker 1: just there's a lot going on over there. It's but
Speaker 1: the kids are back at school right now, they are. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's so nice.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's so nice. Just have a little breather
Speaker 4: to myself.
Speaker 3: It's not that it's not long enough of a breather.
Speaker 3: What is it like eight to two, nine to three?
Speaker 5: It's not. Well, the youngest one is nine, the other
Speaker 5: kids are seven thirty and then till five because they're
Speaker 5: in afterca.
Speaker 3: Oh well that's great, that's a good break.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, it's really nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The three just comes up way too fast.
Speaker 3: Yeah. God, I used to get out of school two nineteen.
Speaker 3: My parents were devastating.
Speaker 1: Do you think we screamed a lot of kids or
Speaker 1: is is it a boy thing?
Speaker 4: You think, oh, poppies screams more than the boys.
Speaker 2: Really, But were we screaming a lot.
Speaker 1: We hadn't think we were.
Speaker 5: I don't think kids understand how loud they can be.
Speaker 1: No, they don't. They don't, And kids are kids are
Speaker 1: cool because they put up with a lot of loudness.
Speaker 1: Like Arla was watching TV and we were having a
Speaker 1: full blown conversation as he was trying to watch his
Speaker 1: favorite TV show, and at one point he was like,
Speaker 1: you guys are talking a little too loud, and I
Speaker 1: was like, you're so right. This is so rude. You're
Speaker 1: trying to watch a show and we're just like talking
Speaker 1: over you.
Speaker 4: Their tolerance for noise, Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's it's wild. So yeah, I wonder if we did.
Speaker 1: We can't really talk about our childhood anymore on this
Speaker 1: podcast because we have sneaky listeners who.
Speaker 5: Are listening to tell them like what we were there.
Speaker 1: They're telling you, yeah, yeah, there. My mom's quote unquote
Speaker 1: friends are listening to the podcast and then telling her
Speaker 1: you don't want to listen to today's podcast. Their Lorne
Speaker 1: and Nikki really went hard on you. And so then
Speaker 1: we find out that my mom's upset about something she
Speaker 1: doesn't even know, she hasn't even heard, but someone's listening.
Speaker 1: And I just gotta say if you're listening, lady, I
Speaker 1: don't even know who you are. I don't know what
Speaker 1: friend this is, but I think your intentions are wrong.
Speaker 1: I think you're listening to this podcast to find things
Speaker 1: to then say to my mom because you're jealous. You're
Speaker 1: jealous that her daughters are having fun and that they're
Speaker 1: successful in what they do and they're good kids, and
Speaker 1: you need to find some way to make what Julie
Speaker 1: Glazer has with her kids bad because you're jealous of it.
Speaker 1: And that's just my take because why else would you
Speaker 1: rat Why would else would you say to your friend
Speaker 1: that her daughters are talking shit about her? Like that
Speaker 1: is so rude. Even if we were, which we weren't.
Speaker 1: We love our mom so much. We were just complaining
Speaker 1: in a natural, easy, average way. That you complain about
Speaker 1: your parents with your sibling, ye with your sibling on
Speaker 1: air on a podcast, just like you do, and public
Speaker 1: mother for all the rel rat out like that is
Speaker 1: so uncool. I know it's like new to you. Person
Speaker 1: who listened that, like you probably never had a friend
Speaker 1: whose daughters are talking about her on a podcast.
Speaker 4: But also it was embellish, I think what was told.
Speaker 4: But yeah, dad was like you said some bad things
Speaker 4: about Mom, and I was.
Speaker 1: Like what, And I'm like, I really was, like, why
Speaker 1: would someone do that?
Speaker 5: He couldn't even relay it, so I know, I.
Speaker 1: Just think you're not a good friend. You're not looking
Speaker 1: out for my mom. If you were, you would not
Speaker 1: tell her things that might upset her or like she
Speaker 1: has a great relationship with her daughters.
Speaker 3: Curry you know, and be like, look, I'm on your side.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you these secrets.
Speaker 1: Which there would be no sides if Mom didn't know
Speaker 1: we were saying anything because Mom doesn't listen to the podcast,
Speaker 1: so but she.
Speaker 4: Doesn't get an informant on the other side.
Speaker 1: No, I just think, and I've been guilty of it too.
Speaker 1: I want to upset someone when I'm jealous of their life,
Speaker 1: a weaker version of myself, when I'm jealous of their
Speaker 1: life and they seem to have a thing that they
Speaker 1: have taught, like I'm sure like Mom's life is enviable.
Speaker 1: She gets to go to the Emmys, she gets to
Speaker 1: like have a famous dog, like that could be in
Speaker 1: some service. Enviable Mississippi, you have exactly. She gets to
Speaker 1: go on a podcast, she gets to go on a
Speaker 1: boat down the Misissippi River begrudgingly because her husband doesn't
Speaker 1: hear her when she says she doesn't want to, but
Speaker 1: she gets a twenty percent off that excursion. Yeah, yeah, yesterday. Okay.
Speaker 1: But I could just see a world in which I
Speaker 1: if I was jealous of someone and my kids weren't
Speaker 1: doing as well, or maybe I didn't like have as
Speaker 1: splashy of a family, and that was a thing that
Speaker 1: is maybe important to me, and I envied. I would
Speaker 1: then try to listen to find some some evidence for why, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm glad I don't have this because at least my
Speaker 1: kids are not a podcast.
Speaker 2: So sad that people have and you know, not saying
Speaker 2: that this is your mom, but people have these people
Speaker 2: in their lives and they're considered friends.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Like when I hear people talking shit about
Speaker 1: my friends, I do not tell my friends about it.
Speaker 1: And it's happened to be before, but like, I don't
Speaker 1: I know that there's like, I'm sorry, I was looking
Speaker 1: out for my friend. Were you were you really gonna
Speaker 1: like be a like are you just trying to stir
Speaker 1: up drama?
Speaker 4: You're just making them feel bad about themselves.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling I don't want to know anything that
Speaker 1: bad that's being said about me. Literally, ever, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put that out there to any bestie, any like anything
Speaker 1: you read about me where you're like, they got you wrong,
Speaker 1: you defend me on your own time, do not tell
Speaker 1: me about it. I don't want to know, because ignorance
Speaker 1: is fucking bliss.
Speaker 3: Ignorance is bliss. And also, when people talk shit, I
Speaker 3: think most people don't even really care about the subject
Speaker 3: of their ire. I think they just want to release
Speaker 3: some bitterness into the world because I feel bitter. It
Speaker 3: doesn't have anything to do with the person. So you
Speaker 3: taking that trash talk and delivering it to the subject
Speaker 3: is a total waste of time because not only does
Speaker 3: it make your friend feel bad, but the person who
Speaker 3: said it probably doesn't even really mean it.
Speaker 1: Yes, and yeah, because anyone I'm at a bad moment,
Speaker 1: even me and Lauren talking trash about my mom on
Speaker 1: the podcast was probably from a place of us feeling
Speaker 1: insecure about something and needing to like blame something that's
Speaker 1: going on wrong in our lives on our childhood and
Speaker 1: being like, that's why that's why we're like this, this
Speaker 1: thing that I don't like about myself I'm gonna blame
Speaker 1: my mom for yelling at me when I was a
Speaker 1: kid once, like it all comes from a dumb place.
Speaker 1: I actually just found the TikTok it showed up for
Speaker 1: me again or the real that like really was helping
Speaker 1: me for so long and still does. When I remember
Speaker 1: it was about like it was just some manifestation girl
Speaker 1: talking about what if you let everyone off the hook
Speaker 1: for everything? I thought again, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: needed this reminder so much. It's so good because when
Speaker 1: you're complaining about something, you're giving it energy to keep going,
Speaker 1: and like it it fuels the thing that's irritating you,
Speaker 1: like when you complain about it. Although I love complaining
Speaker 1: and I love talking shit, and it is a way
Speaker 1: to connect with people. It is a way to like
Speaker 1: forge friendships, and those friendships are based on bullshit, but
Speaker 1: it's still something.
Speaker 3: I mean, me and else my best friend Rob, who
Speaker 3: will talk about anything, Like one of our favorite things
Speaker 3: to do is to talk shit, and that's a real friendship.
Speaker 2: And same thing with me and my best friend Rob. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we always talk shit.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you're just like, you know, you just want to
Speaker 3: like shit on someone who's succeeding because whatever you feel
Speaker 3: like you deserve X, Y Z and and just get
Speaker 3: you just need to get it out.
Speaker 1: Whenever there's someone in comedy that's being talked about a
Speaker 1: lot and shit on a lot, like we all know
Speaker 1: the names Brian. Oh yeah, it's those people have been
Speaker 1: around for so long, no one's talking shit about them
Speaker 1: until they start becoming famous.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Therefore, it is one hundred percent fueled from a jealousy place.
Speaker 1: Or it could be like a frustration with the world.
Speaker 1: Why is this person being uplifted that doesn't deserve it,
Speaker 1: and it's like bad for humanity, I guess, But generally
Speaker 1: we're fucking jealous. And people that you just to admit
Speaker 1: when they're jealous, I think it's really embarrassing. I bet
Speaker 1: my mom would be so mad you said that my
Speaker 1: friend was jealous that I have a famous daughter. That's rude,
Speaker 1: but she probably is. I would be. I totally would
Speaker 1: be if I had a daughter that wasn't doing much
Speaker 1: and then I, like, you know, or like someone who
Speaker 1: was dating the guy who's dealing weed and you know,
Speaker 1: just it is getting a new tattoo every month, and
Speaker 1: that's my daughter. I'm dealing with borrowing money from me,
Speaker 1: and then I'm looking at my friend. I don't even
Speaker 1: I'm not even talking about someone specifically, I'm just imagining.
Speaker 1: And then I'm looking at my friend who has a
Speaker 1: daughter that's like seems to be happy and thriving, which
Speaker 1: I'm not. All the time. You don't know the whole story.
Speaker 1: It's probably why you listen to the podcast to get
Speaker 1: evidence that I'm not doing that well. But you try
Speaker 1: to find evidence for why that's not a good life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's why people make I've said it before, that's
Speaker 1: why shaming people for cringe things is a thing, because
Speaker 1: you're jealous that you aren't going to be that free
Speaker 1: with yourself. And so when someone's really free doing something
Speaker 1: that's like ew, that's cringe, you need to create evidence
Speaker 1: for why you don't do that. Yeah, And the evidence
Speaker 1: you're creating is you making fun of it. And so
Speaker 1: you go, oh, if I do that, people will make
Speaker 1: fun of it because I'm making fun of this. So
Speaker 1: you create the own evidence to keep perpetuating you being
Speaker 1: ashamed of yourself and being too scared to actually like
Speaker 1: put yourself out there and take your.
Speaker 3: Cat's exactly right, you know what you're that's the second,
Speaker 3: like difficult concept to uh, to speak about that you've
Speaker 3: said in the last few weeks. I think you also
Speaker 3: very clearly explained why undecided voters are undecided voters. And
Speaker 3: this is the second time I'm like, yes, you put
Speaker 3: into words this feeling I had about why people.
Speaker 1: Do something well, because I had to ask myself, I'm like,
Speaker 1: why do I make Why am I saying things are cringe?
Speaker 1: Why am I like sending anya like a video of
Speaker 1: a girl that I'm kind of jealous of. If I
Speaker 1: really examine it and go like, oh, this is such
Speaker 1: a bad look. It's not because I want to do
Speaker 1: what that girl's doing. It might be a bad look,
Speaker 1: it might be a totally terrible take and a bad joke,
Speaker 1: and she looks stupid, But I do really envy her
Speaker 1: ability to post it and to not give a fuck
Speaker 1: that people might be sharing it and making fun of
Speaker 1: her behind her back, which and maybe maybe she doesn't
Speaker 1: care because she doesn't even think people are doing that.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's just stupid and thinks what she did is cool.
Speaker 1: Then I envy that, sure, uh, And I think that
Speaker 1: cringe just keeps us in a place of stagnation and
Speaker 1: like not trying new things that might make us look stupid,
Speaker 1: and so kind of catch yourself when you're calling something cringe,
Speaker 1: and let's try not to call things out that much
Speaker 1: that are because it's just everyone's just trying to get by.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and cringe is such like a high school sentiment anyway,
Speaker 3: Like if you're in YOURU, if you're twenty five and above,
Speaker 3: cringe is over.
Speaker 1: It should be.
Speaker 4: I feel like it just is making a comeback.
Speaker 1: I know. The word definitely is cringe.
Speaker 3: Cringe is cringe. Yeah, cringe is a cringe thing to say.
Speaker 3: If someone says cringe, that is cringe.
Speaker 1: Even kid, cringe even could like people they're just trying
Speaker 1: to be loved. And we talked about it before. But seriously,
Speaker 1: don't be kid. We'll be right back after this.
Speaker 3: So I have a connection to I sent you this
Speaker 3: picture over the weekend, a text picture of podcast favorite
Speaker 3: Rodney Thomas the second. Oh that's right, Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: You were at a game this weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not to bring it back to football, but this
Speaker 3: is related to the podcast. Me and Ali, my wife,
Speaker 3: went to Indiana after the Thursday night football game to
Speaker 3: go see the Colts versus the Bears because I'm a
Speaker 3: Colts fan and she's a Bears fan. They only play
Speaker 3: each other once every like four or five years.
Speaker 1: Ahead.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh one the Colts. Okay, Yeah, it was a
Speaker 3: good game. But we because it's Colts versus Bears, it
Speaker 3: only happens once every five years. We got like tickets
Speaker 3: in like the second row, and it was like the
Speaker 3: most unbelievable. It was so cool to be that close.
Speaker 3: I could I couldn't believe how like these guys were
Speaker 3: so close. And then I took this. I saw Rodney Thomas.
Speaker 2: She was for him.
Speaker 3: I called out for him, but he didn't. He didn't respond.
Speaker 3: He didn't play that much either. But yeah, because Rodney Thomas,
Speaker 3: we interviewed on the Super Bowl Radio Row podcast. It
Speaker 3: was on the Sideline Fun. So one of my goals
Speaker 3: throughout the game was to actually have an interaction with
Speaker 3: one of the players. Yeah, and I succeeded there. Well,
Speaker 3: so there. It's because because Chicago is so close to Indianapolis,
Speaker 3: there was a lot of Bears fans in the audience.
Speaker 3: Like I would say, it was like fifty to fifty.
Speaker 1: That's fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so when the you know, during certain times
Speaker 3: in the game, you might have like cheers or booze
Speaker 3: for your team, and when you're the home team, you
Speaker 3: expect the Colts, you know, the home team, to get
Speaker 3: those cheers and booze. But in this instance, like the
Speaker 3: Bears were getting all these cheers and the Colts players
Speaker 3: on the sideline were like turning around, like looking at
Speaker 3: the audience like what the fuck is this? Like this
Speaker 3: is our stadium and all these Bears fans are here
Speaker 3: cheering for the Bears and booing for us.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So then I saw, specifically Taekwon Lewis, who's a defensive
Speaker 3: player on the Colts. I saw he was particularly upset
Speaker 3: and it seemed like he wanted to talk to somebody
Speaker 3: about it. So I saw you're in so I was like,
Speaker 3: all right, I'm gonna have it in here. So I went,
Speaker 3: I said, hey, Taye kwand Taie kwand go out there
Speaker 3: and shut these Bears fans up. Yes, yeah, And then
Speaker 3: he went, there's two fucking many of them. And then
Speaker 3: he went out in the field.
Speaker 1: Yes, he did a connection.
Speaker 3: He didn't needn't feel good at it. Yeah, it was
Speaker 3: so cool. And I looked you around.
Speaker 1: So for a fact, if you asked him about that
Speaker 1: guy today he would remember.
Speaker 3: That guy, that's right. And then I start floating into
Speaker 3: the air. I was so happy I went up in
Speaker 3: the sky.
Speaker 1: So fun. That's like when Daven Matthews waved to me
Speaker 1: when I was in the sixteenth row in two thousand
Speaker 1: and one, and I swore he waved to me, and
Speaker 1: it feels so good to get a wave. Yeah. Everyone
Speaker 1: was leaving the place and he kind of was on
Speaker 1: the side of the stage, still waving to people, and
Speaker 1: I was just like on top of my chair and
Speaker 1: I just saw him kind of like to me, and I, oh,
Speaker 1: it was just miraculous. I mean nothing like that because
Speaker 1: you actually interacted. That's so cool.
Speaker 3: I mean I thought, so cool.
Speaker 1: Did you ever interact with anyone that you went to
Speaker 1: go see? I think so didn't you go backstage with
Speaker 1: like Gavin de Graus or something.
Speaker 4: I like I met him after the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, how did that happen?
Speaker 4: He was just like outside like signing.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 4: Yeah. This was when he was like.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be anything. No, this was when
Speaker 1: he was a big deal. I guess that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: That's I think it's to be me. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: he had like a couple great hits.
Speaker 3: I thought Gavin Dear is like a country singer.
Speaker 1: No, no, he's not. What was I just gonna say? Walk? Oh?
Speaker 1: I wanted to get your read on the smell I'm wearing.
Speaker 5: Oh oh, oh, I haven't noticed it?
Speaker 1: You haven't I doused. I didn't doubt. I just did
Speaker 1: one sprits. It's Taylor Swift's new perfume.
Speaker 4: I smell of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to just come smell my body here it.
Speaker 3: Is, She's smelling you smell room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you like it. Mom said Taylor would never wear that.
Speaker 4: It's subtle. Yeah, florally it's.
Speaker 1: Not okay good.
Speaker 3: I don't know if we described it as sandal would yes.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I like it, eybe it's just your hair, Nikki.
Speaker 1: Oh it could be. I did just put on like
Speaker 1: a hair oil. I'm doing a TikTok right now where
Speaker 1: I'm going through everything that I own that is a
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift purchase, not a tailor Swift merchandise, but like
Speaker 1: things that she owns that I've bought. And it's a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff and I just sprayed it for the video,
Speaker 1: and I will say that my but I just did
Speaker 1: get a lot of new Taylor Swift merches I was
Speaker 1: talking about on the pod a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: It just arrived and there's like eight things. And it's
Speaker 1: so funny because two weeks ago, when I was in
Speaker 1: LA with Emily, she was like, Hey, why don't we
Speaker 1: try one week no tailor Swift merchandise, like not wearing us.
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, I've got some bad news
Speaker 1: for you because I just ordered like eight new sweatshirts.
Speaker 1: She's like, Nikki, my god. Oh, and she's trying to
Speaker 1: break me of wearing the merchandise. And she got in
Speaker 1: my head about flares. She was like, no more flares.
Speaker 1: She had a couple of notes on my award.
Speaker 4: Is that why you just gave me some flares?
Speaker 1: Yes, I about them because I think they're still cute.
Speaker 1: But I'm just like, you know, when one person gets
Speaker 1: in your head of us something like it's not cool anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just like.
Speaker 4: I'm stylist saying none of that.
Speaker 1: Well, I still have my black flares. But she didn't
Speaker 1: say greens. I just gave you the green ones I
Speaker 1: already did. Was like flared leggings, Okay, final thought, Yeah,
Speaker 1: flared leggings not in anymore. Apparently this is what we're
Speaker 1: just to do with your leggings. And I told her
Speaker 1: I will not be doing this. I said, Emily, I'm
Speaker 1: not in my twenties, Like it's ridiculous for a forty
Speaker 1: year old woman to dress like this. But she was like,
Speaker 1: what you need is She was like joggers. And I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, how do you wear joggers? She was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to see your ankle ever exposed. She
Speaker 1: was like, you should never have your ankle exposed. It's
Speaker 1: your Nikiy glazer. And I was like wait, and she
Speaker 1: zoomed in on a picture she had of me and
Speaker 1: my ankle. She was like, we never want to see
Speaker 1: this part of you. It wasn't insulting. She was being funny.
Speaker 1: She was like, this is not fashion, Like this is
Speaker 1: you don't need. You're like, you're above this. Look right now,
Speaker 1: and she was right like they were some high water
Speaker 1: like it was like a body suit thing I was wearing.
Speaker 1: It was not good, but it was my airport attire.
Speaker 1: But she has a good point of like at the airport.
Speaker 1: She didn't say this, but at the airport you are
Speaker 1: seen like more than ever, like you're seen by like
Speaker 1: lots of people.
Speaker 3: Lots of pictures of people are at the airport.
Speaker 1: That's a good point. So she was like, you have
Speaker 1: to wear joggers. And then she was like, and then
Speaker 1: you get socks. This is what blew my mind. You
Speaker 1: put your socks over the jogger.
Speaker 3: Damn did you hear me?
Speaker 1: You tuck your jogger into the sock. And I said,
Speaker 1: I will not be doing that. That is too intentional.
Speaker 1: That is to me, trying to do like to act
Speaker 1: like I'm fucking Tate McCrae or something. I can't. I'm
Speaker 1: not Addison Ray or Madison Beer or any of these.
Speaker 1: I can't be twenty something like you might see an ankle.
Speaker 1: I'll wear a jogger, but I'm not. I can't tuck
Speaker 1: my jogger in. Have you heard of this trend?
Speaker 4: I've seen it, but in high school students. I don't
Speaker 4: think I saw that in high school students. But just
Speaker 4: like the you know, the tube.
Speaker 1: Socks, yes, but tucking your pants into them.
Speaker 4: Well, what else are you gonna do with them?
Speaker 1: Put your put the sock off and then put the
Speaker 1: pant over it.
Speaker 5: That.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that would look worse. Wait, what
Speaker 1: do you mean that would look worse? That is the natural,
Speaker 1: Like your sock is a tight thing. Your pant is
Speaker 1: like a less tight thing. It should go on top
Speaker 1: with the sock. Your sock is like gonna be.
Speaker 2: Outside elongates the ankle. The sock on the inside shortens it.
Speaker 1: But you're like tucking in your pants into the sock, like.
Speaker 5: Saying it's a sensation that you don't it's unnatural.
Speaker 1: It doesn't it's it's not good, but I will be
Speaker 1: trying it. I'm trying to think of other things. She
Speaker 1: told me. Oh she she said, oh, I think I
Speaker 1: said this last week. But she's making me get a
Speaker 1: new backpack. She said, no more backpacks? Is Emily my
Speaker 1: social media girl? Oh gen z yeah, gen ZM. So
Speaker 1: gen ZM told that's great, thank you. We now have
Speaker 1: a name for her that I don't have to say
Speaker 1: social media measures. Gen ZM told me and Nikki, no
Speaker 1: more backpack And I'm like, but I backpacks are great,
Speaker 1: and she was like, well, just not your backpacks.
Speaker 3: And she's right.
Speaker 1: They are like dirty and brown and they look like
Speaker 1: they're just They've always been gifted to me. I've never
Speaker 1: like picked out a backpack that was like intentionally stylish,
Speaker 1: but she wants me to get a go yard bag
Speaker 1: and they're literally three thousand dollars and I am not
Speaker 1: buying a three thousand dollars tote I just can't.
Speaker 4: It's not a backpack, it's a big tote bag.
Speaker 1: And then I just saw a fucking thing on on
Speaker 1: on Instagram that's from like New York magazine or some
Speaker 1: kind of like culture like The Cut or something, you know,
Speaker 1: fashion magazine that said on the runway, big tote bags
Speaker 1: are out. So I was about to drop three thousand
Speaker 1: dollars on something that's gonna be out in like a
Speaker 1: couple months.
Speaker 3: Follow I mean, it sucks being you because you are
Speaker 3: like in the spotlight. People are gonna judge you by
Speaker 3: what you wear. But it's just like, you can't follow fashion.
Speaker 3: It's impossible. It's a bunch of assholes making up bullshit
Speaker 3: in some tower in France, and we have to follow
Speaker 3: what they say, follow it. Every five minutes they come
Speaker 3: up with a new rule. It's impossible. It's like a
Speaker 3: dog being tortured in that experiment, you know, right.
Speaker 1: Answer, Liking like fashion is like whatever you're comfortable in,
Speaker 1: Like if you like it, then it's good. Like there
Speaker 1: are some people that go off of that rule, and
Speaker 1: I like Taylor Swift merchandise, and I like, there are
Speaker 1: some things that are comfortable that I hate and I
Speaker 1: look like shit in and I I'll give that to you.
Speaker 3: But I just, well, you would think if you just
Speaker 3: follow Taylor Swift, you'd be correct because she is a
Speaker 3: fashion though. Oh well, what about this. You're buying clothes
Speaker 3: that she wears.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that that is. I do stand by that, and
Speaker 1: every piece of clothing I wear that she wears. I
Speaker 1: never doubt it's coolness. But otherwise I am just it's
Speaker 1: it really is. It's tough out there to be stylish, Lauren.
Speaker 1: I brought over a trunk of clothing to Lauren yesterday
Speaker 1: and she walks in today and two pieces of it
Speaker 1: she put together an outfit that I could have never
Speaker 1: put together in a million years. That's why I gave
Speaker 1: you those two things, because I'm like, I don't even
Speaker 1: know what to do with these two things. And you
Speaker 1: put together this Abercrombie, what's the what's the button up shirt?
Speaker 1: Oversize button up? With these nice shorts designer shorts that
Speaker 1: I got that are like denim shorts and it's so cute.
Speaker 1: But you're just good at putting things together. Actually, this
Speaker 1: is so basic, it is and that, which was the
Speaker 1: simplest thing, is like so confusing to me. I could
Speaker 1: not do it.
Speaker 4: But you always look so great.
Speaker 1: That's really nice of you. I'm beginning to trust your
Speaker 1: judgment or untrust your judgment.
Speaker 2: But do you put your stage wear together or do
Speaker 2: you have someone styling you when you're.
Speaker 1: Put my stage wear together? And that's that's easy, because
Speaker 1: that's but that's easy because let me tell you why
Speaker 1: get a white boot get a white booty, get a
Speaker 1: pair of black booties, and then just get a dress.
Speaker 1: Dresses are already styled for you. There's no top, there's
Speaker 1: no bottom, there's no jacket. You're just in a fucking dress.
Speaker 1: And so to fuck up a dress you have to
Speaker 1: really do something bad. Jewelry or shoes. Shoes can be tough.
Speaker 1: But like, if you do like a white booty, you're
Speaker 1: kind of good to go for a lot of stuff,
Speaker 1: and then like a black like pump and you're kind
Speaker 1: of in the clear. But that's that's why I like.
Speaker 1: I like dressing for stage because it's first of all,
Speaker 1: it's far away so the audience can't really see it,
Speaker 1: and you can go a little bit crazier because it's
Speaker 1: on stage, and because it's a dress. Is the When
Speaker 1: a woman's wearing a dress, it doesn't always mean she's
Speaker 1: trying to dress up. It might mean she's lazy as
Speaker 1: fuck because it is a full outfit in one thing
Speaker 1: that you don't have to think about too much. Do
Speaker 1: you a greenoa? That's true, But people, when you wear dresses,
Speaker 1: they're always like, oooh someone's dress. I hate, I hate,
Speaker 1: I hate it to it. It discourages women from wearing dresses,
Speaker 1: and women who are jealous of women wearing dresses. Stop
Speaker 1: saying some, oh you look fancy. You're either boring and
Speaker 1: you have nothing interesting to say, or you're jealous of
Speaker 1: a girl's wearing dress and you are a shamed of
Speaker 1: your legs or something. So just don't be ashamed of
Speaker 1: your legs and wear dress too. You can wear dress too, bitch.
Speaker 1: Stop making people feel like they're overdressed or going oh,
Speaker 1: someone's ooh fancy. It is shaming. It's not nice, and
Speaker 1: no one feels good after hearing that.
Speaker 3: Ever, if you've got nothing to say, just say it's
Speaker 3: pretty cold outside, and.
Speaker 1: It's so true. It is. That'll serve you for the
Speaker 1: next few months. It's pretty cold outside, yeah in the
Speaker 1: most Yeah, it's getting cold. The weather's been weird. That
Speaker 1: will last you forever.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you can always say the weather, I mean,
Speaker 3: especially these days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just tried and true. This weekend, I'm going
Speaker 1: to Vegas. I'll be there with David Spade. Mom and
Speaker 1: dad are coming out for one night. Halla's going to
Speaker 1: be there, I think with her parents for one night.
Speaker 1: And also Tim, Chris's brother is opening those shows over
Speaker 1: the weekend. It's going to be a lot of family
Speaker 1: hang which will be good.
Speaker 3: What you said, you're saying, Dave David Spade, Oh David
Speaker 3: Spade okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So he'll be there, Dave Matthews band, Oh
Speaker 1: I wish, yeah, but i'll But I was going at
Speaker 1: the Sphere.
Speaker 4: Maybe you could catch a show.
Speaker 1: I would go see see No, no, Matthews wouldn't be
Speaker 1: paying at the Spirit.
Speaker 3: There's a rumor going around that Vegas rumor that maybe
Speaker 3: Lady Gaga is going to do this Sphere.
Speaker 1: Oh I would die, she would kill it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would go see that show. But I, yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: The Sphere show that I saw during the day. I
Speaker 1: did recommend Halla go see that with her parents because
Speaker 1: she's like, look at this dumb thing my mom and
Speaker 1: dad want to go see and I go. Actually, she
Speaker 1: was like, I'd much rather like, don't get to Sphere
Speaker 1: unless you're going to go see a concert. And I
Speaker 1: was like, have you ever heard my podcast? Do not
Speaker 1: go to the Sphere for a concert? Go for the
Speaker 1: that that exact show the I forget who made it?
Speaker 1: The director are yeah, yeah, that it was so good.
Speaker 1: Go see that in Vegas. It's during the day, it
Speaker 1: won't take up your whole life.
Speaker 3: And plenty of time to get back to the tables.
Speaker 1: It's awesome. And then I'm going to I think we'll
Speaker 1: be in La next week, so that'll be fun to do.
Speaker 2: The show together.
Speaker 1: That's right. Noah, you're going to be there. What are
Speaker 1: you doing there?
Speaker 2: I'm just there visiting family.
Speaker 1: Oh nice, is your babe coming.
Speaker 2: Baby's coming, other babies come on?
Speaker 4: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Will we get to meet her?
Speaker 2: Yeah, as long as you have time, because your schedule
Speaker 2: is the one that's really busy.
Speaker 1: It's a little it's a little pack but it's not true.
Speaker 3: Yea babies first Arowon?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, no one. I went to Arawon one time.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been airwe Line? You know about though?
Speaker 3: Fun game to play at Arowon. How much does this cost?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I go around a loose bag of kale.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, there are some things if you really want the
Speaker 3: full Arowon experience. Well, first of all, Arowon is great
Speaker 3: for people watching, but you have to go to specific ones,
Speaker 3: like there's one in Culver City now and it's normal people.
Speaker 3: But if you go to the one in like West Hollywood,
Speaker 3: that Arawon is like, if you want to see some
Speaker 3: cringe influencers, we're all trying too hard with their hats
Speaker 3: or whatever they do, go to Arowon.
Speaker 1: Well, if they're all there to get the Haley Bieber
Speaker 1: smoothie that's like forty six bucks or something. No, thank you,
Speaker 1: I'm not smoothie gal, are you?
Speaker 4: I like smoothies?
Speaker 1: But I think I just saw one article that was
Speaker 1: like they're just sugar bombs, and I have never been
Speaker 1: able to do it again.
Speaker 4: So much is the problem?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Well depends what you put in it. If
Speaker 3: you make like a green smoothie with I have a
Speaker 3: smoothie every morning I get. I see that it is
Speaker 3: sugar bombs if you put too much fruit in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like John Baduze hates to get all the time.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's just sugar. Too much sugar milkshake.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes.
Speaker 3: It is hard though to you know, mix vegetables into
Speaker 3: your smoothie because it makes it tastes like shit. But
Speaker 3: I know that my smoothie is not too sugary because
Speaker 3: it tastes terrible.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's if it's Yeah, if you have
Speaker 1: to gulp it down and kind of hold your nose
Speaker 1: to do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good I've gotten used to it now
Speaker 3: over the years. But it doesn't taste good. And when
Speaker 3: people see me making it, like my dad or somebody,
Speaker 3: He's like, that doesn't look like the right color, And
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, because it tastes like shit. Down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you recommended something to Chris spiral leen or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very good for you. It's good protein, it's earthy,
Speaker 3: but it makes your smoothie really green, like a deep
Speaker 3: rich screen, like you've dug into the moss of the field.
Speaker 1: Is it? So it tastes like that's the way beats taste.
Speaker 1: They taste like the ground.
Speaker 3: Yeah smells. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm going out to dinner tonight. You're going there too, Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to dinner. I invited my mom out
Speaker 1: to dinner last night, and she turned me down because
Speaker 1: she wanted to watch Real Housewives alone. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I could come over and watch hacks with your new
Speaker 1: TV and she was like, I really just want to
Speaker 1: watch Real Housewives and I knew. I knew this would happen.
Speaker 1: So she hangs up and then, which was fine because like,
Speaker 1: I get wanting to watch the show that you want
Speaker 1: to watch, and you just want to be alone. My
Speaker 1: dad was going out to play tennis or something. She's
Speaker 1: like had this whole night planned of like being alone,
Speaker 1: and like yeah, and she's like, I'm sorry, Nick, I
Speaker 1: will do it another And I was like it's not
Speaker 1: a big deal, Like I was just an offer whatever.
Speaker 1: And I hang up the phone and I was at
Speaker 1: Lauren and Matt's and I was like, I bet you anything.
Speaker 1: She's gonna call back because Dad's gonna be like, why
Speaker 1: won't you watch TV with Nick? And she calls me back,
Speaker 1: I missed it. I called her back twice. She didn't
Speaker 1: pick up. She missed me, Michael, but lord I got
Speaker 1: I got a text from her when I got back
Speaker 1: to my house. What do you think?
Speaker 5: The tech said, Uh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I didn't mean to sound like I didn't want to
Speaker 4: hang out. Come on over.
Speaker 1: What do you think? The first three words were, hey, Nick,
Speaker 1: no like blank blank blank? I blank blank? I feel bad? Yes,
Speaker 1: I feel bad. I can watch some hacks with you.
Speaker 1: I don't have to watch Real Housewives. I can't even
Speaker 1: remember some episodes. I go. Let me guess Dad made
Speaker 1: you feel bad because you had a boundary. You're allowed
Speaker 1: to want to watch what you want to watch and
Speaker 1: be alone. I'm not mad, and you don't need to
Speaker 1: be feel bad because I'm not upset. I'm not really
Speaker 1: interested in making you feel bad about things you want
Speaker 1: to do or things you don't want to do. Good job,
Speaker 1: And then she goes, no, he didn't, he didn't make
Speaker 1: me feel bad. I mean it, come on out. I go,
Speaker 1: I'm already home. But thank you. Sorry, I said, don't
Speaker 1: be I don't care. I said I don't care. I
Speaker 1: mean that, I mean it's not that I don't care,
Speaker 1: but I'm not hurt. Okay, you're so sweet. How are
Speaker 1: the kids? I said they were feverish, so a little bratty,
Speaker 1: but ultimately great, no offense. And she goes, oh, and
Speaker 1: I go, look what I saw outside Lauren's house. So
Speaker 1: I wanted to share this with besties because I said
Speaker 1: it to Noah and Brian. I like went on a
Speaker 1: TI rade yesterday about how like I can't I get
Speaker 1: really anxious about moving, and I realized why. It's because
Speaker 1: I don't like watching movers have to like sweat and
Speaker 1: like finaga with their bodies. Yeah, and I saw two
Speaker 1: men ruining their bodies trying to get this stove up
Speaker 1: these steps, and it is It was the most painstak
Speaker 1: coming I've ever.
Speaker 3: Watched stove upsteps so.
Speaker 1: Much, and I just wrote them triggered and I said things,
Speaker 1: this guy's struggling with the stove and she goes, I
Speaker 1: kind of don't like that. I like watching housewives. I said,
Speaker 1: then watch something else, or just enjoy what you like.
Speaker 1: I guess my problem is that I end up watching
Speaker 1: different ones and I can't stand some of them, and
Speaker 1: then I'm mad that I just wasted my time watching it.
Speaker 1: Going to watch Frontline that I like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's about Trump. It's good and Kamala, and I said,
Speaker 1: I hate watching him. I can't. I this is true.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that I don't watch Donald Trump talk ever.
Speaker 1: Like I'm not kidding you. The second he starts talking,
Speaker 1: I whip away from it. I don't watch anything on TV.
Speaker 1: I asked people to change the channel. I know that
Speaker 1: about myself just in day to day. I didn't know
Speaker 1: that I'd literally not heard him talk for more than
Speaker 1: maybe two sentences for over six years, now eight years,
Speaker 1: because definitely it started in twenty sixties, so it's eight
Speaker 1: years until I watched the debate the other night and
Speaker 1: I heard him talk for like, you know, because I
Speaker 1: was I was like, I gotta watch the debate. I
Speaker 1: just have to, Nikki. I know you don't want to,
Speaker 1: but you would do it. And I was laughing so
Speaker 1: hard because he's such an idiot. And I was laughing.
Speaker 1: I was like, Chris, I can't believe what he just said.
Speaker 1: And I was quoting him and he's like, yeah, where
Speaker 1: have you been? This way he talks. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: realize I have not heard anything he said. I've only
Speaker 1: read quotes because I don't. Well, I avoid it. So
Speaker 1: if you really want to, you can truly sit out
Speaker 1: anyone you want. If I'm able to sit out the
Speaker 1: most loud person and not hear anything they've said. Because
Speaker 1: the other night, sorry to keep the show going. The
Speaker 1: other night, Bill Dixon, my friend, was talking about how
Speaker 1: his Twitter is just filled with like people dying and
Speaker 1: like people getting shot or you know, people you know,
Speaker 1: touching the third rail and being electrocuted, someone's head being
Speaker 1: cut off. Like it's just like so, and I go,
Speaker 1: you don't need to watch it. He was like, no,
Speaker 1: it just shows up and I just and I go, no,
Speaker 1: you don't we you could, I go, Bill, you don't
Speaker 1: need to be watching beheadings or like people dying.
Speaker 4: Why is that coming up on his feet?
Speaker 1: Because that's what comes up on people's feeds a lot,
Speaker 1: and because he's watched it and it gets.
Speaker 2: He's engaging with it, so it's coming up even more.
Speaker 1: He might but he's he's blaming he can go, go
Speaker 1: go he's he he made it sound like he's like
Speaker 1: being forced to watch these things, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: you actually it is true that what is being served
Speaker 1: to you on your as you scroll is based on
Speaker 1: like they're trying to target you, and they're trying to
Speaker 1: put things in front of your face. You don't need
Speaker 1: to watch them. I scroll past things all the time,
Speaker 1: very quickly because I don't want to see what I
Speaker 1: think is about to happen. Yeah, and so stop making.
Speaker 3: You don't have to open you don't.
Speaker 1: I've never open Twitter. I I have thousands and thousands
Speaker 1: of follow I've hundreds of thousands of followers, maybe close
Speaker 1: to a half of mil I don't even know. But
Speaker 1: I don't go on there anymore because it's a fucking cesspool. Like,
Speaker 1: don't make don't say to me that you're stressed out,
Speaker 1: because all the things you're reading, you get to curate it.
Speaker 1: You don't have to pay it. And as soon listen,
Speaker 1: I was getting tons of baby stuff sent to me
Speaker 1: because I was sending it to Noah and Kirsten, and
Speaker 1: it got to the point where I was like, it's
Speaker 1: almost shaming me for not having a baby, and I
Speaker 1: don't want any of this shit anymore, Like it's not
Speaker 1: helping me. I don't need to know how to swaddle
Speaker 1: a baby. I don't need to have to know how
Speaker 1: to make a baby. Stop crying, and so I went
Speaker 1: to the top of the little dot dot dot and
Speaker 1: I said, stop send sending me this content. I don't
Speaker 1: like the content I'm getting and you.
Speaker 3: Can now it just.
Speaker 1: Now. Yeah, now it sends me cats. Uh no, it's
Speaker 1: you can really tell it not to. So don't act
Speaker 1: like you're a victim to what's being put up in
Speaker 1: front of you. Do not watch violence. Do not keep
Speaker 1: like feeding this into your brain. It's really bad for
Speaker 1: your brain. If Trump makes you mad, don't watch him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like that, Like, I know you got to pay attention
Speaker 1: at some point, but read about it, like, don't walk
Speaker 1: like just just Bill being like, man, I've got I
Speaker 1: see so much violence all the time. I'm like, because
Speaker 1: you're watching it just and he's like, no, what's showing up? Nothing,
Speaker 1: just starts playing right away violently. You truly have to
Speaker 1: wait and watch it, So scroll past.
Speaker 2: That's my advice.
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Speaker 5: Bye.
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