1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:08,480 Speaker 1: The Nick Gliser Podcast. 2 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:11,000 Speaker 2: Here's Nikky. 3 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,600 Speaker 1: Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's Nicky 4 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:17,320 Speaker 1: Glaiser Podcast. Second part of the week. I'm in studio, 5 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 1: joined by my monsieur monsieur. That's French for my sister. 6 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:27,040 Speaker 1: What is it? 7 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:28,680 Speaker 3: Also French for mister. 8 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:31,040 Speaker 1: Oh, monsieur monsieur? 9 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:32,519 Speaker 4: What is monsieur? 10 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:37,680 Speaker 1: But that is that's that's sister bad my sister, Yes, 11 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:38,800 Speaker 1: mister words. 12 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,080 Speaker 3: I wonder if there was some French playwright in the 13 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,600 Speaker 3: seventeen hundreds who made that joke in a play. 14 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:47,880 Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're so right. There definitely is. But yeah, 15 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 1: like the the when you read the word m O 16 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 1: N s I E you are it's monsieur and that's bullshit. Yeah, 17 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 1: that's no one needs that. What's the weirdest one in 18 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:05,920 Speaker 1: uh Spanish? It's like really fucked up like those little 19 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,199 Speaker 1: like squiggly lines over. 20 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:09,399 Speaker 4: There's like a which is kind of weird. 21 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:13,240 Speaker 2: Oh really like a R g U E L L 22 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 2: E s is. 23 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:20,680 Speaker 4: So that's everything else is very What is that? 24 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:22,440 Speaker 1: What is that? 25 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,480 Speaker 4: Was just a neighborhood in Madrid. 26 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 1: Oh okay, I only know Pacasco Corcos Psyco Corcos, And 27 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 1: that's a screwdriver, corkscrew, corkscrew. Yeah, we're here with Brian too, 28 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,959 Speaker 1: and no, I want to give a quick oh la. 29 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:43,840 Speaker 1: Brian uh is a showrunner for a new show. Was 30 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:48,040 Speaker 1: a show runner special that is coming out. Tim Dillon 31 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 1: has a special called This is Your Country. 32 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,480 Speaker 3: Yes, it's Tim Dillon. This is Your Country. I totally 33 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 3: forgot to plug it on this. 34 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, no need to because it's blowing up. The 35 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 1: trailer is fucking going viral like crazy, because it should. 36 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 1: It's so good. This is like a send up of 37 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:11,840 Speaker 1: a nineteen nineties early two thousand Jerry Springer type Jenny 38 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 1: Jones Ricky Lake talk show hosted by Tim Dillon. A one, 39 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:20,120 Speaker 1: one time special where it's like people in a studio audience, 40 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,080 Speaker 1: kind of like the daytime talk shows used to be, 41 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,960 Speaker 1: you know, revealing insane things and it's all like unscripted, 42 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 1: and the you know, the trailer gives you a good 43 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,959 Speaker 1: example of what it is. But it was, I mean, 44 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:32,960 Speaker 1: so everyone's so excited about it. 45 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, the trailer did amazing. It's one of the best 46 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,360 Speaker 3: performing trailers for a comedy special ever on Netflix. And 47 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 3: so everyone's super pumped and excited and their response yea 48 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:48,200 Speaker 3: feedback is exactly what I wanted to hear, which is like, basically, 49 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:51,080 Speaker 3: why haven't they done this before? Like this is like 50 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 3: that's what you want to hear when you come out 51 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,040 Speaker 3: with an idea. 52 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:57,880 Speaker 1: Absolutely, yeah, why haven't they done it before? Again? 53 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 3: Right right? Why haven't they resurrect? Like we wanted this, 54 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:02,680 Speaker 3: we need it now more than ever. 55 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 1: Why exactly why why has it taken so long to 56 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,080 Speaker 1: do this in a new kind of way? 57 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 3: Because exactly with a you know, no offense to Jenny Jones, 58 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:18,920 Speaker 3: who is a comedian, Jerry Springer who was funny. Yeah, yeah, 59 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,520 Speaker 3: but like Tim Dillan's an actual comedian, and to have 60 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:25,440 Speaker 3: an actual comedian host one of these trash talk shows 61 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:27,960 Speaker 3: is something that's never been done before. I can't think 62 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,080 Speaker 3: that's part of it. And also it's just the perfect 63 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,000 Speaker 3: vehicle for Tim. 64 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 4: It really is Is it a real. 65 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:40,800 Speaker 1: Really see him in one of those or a Lamborghini? Yeah? Bentley, Like, 66 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:45,520 Speaker 1: this guy only does the finest. What was your question? 67 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,720 Speaker 4: Wait, my question? Is is it real guests? 68 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:48,400 Speaker 2: Yeah? 69 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 1: Okay, they like scouted throughout America trying to find these 70 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 1: people and their stories, like the most insane stories and 71 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:58,440 Speaker 1: people who are revealing things and like you get a 72 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 1: taste of it on the trailer. There's a furrery. There's 73 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,640 Speaker 1: something a furry in the is a furry. 74 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:06,360 Speaker 3: It's a real furry. That's one of our greatest fears 75 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:09,520 Speaker 3: is that you've despite all of our you know, how 76 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 3: we set this up that people watch it and they go, 77 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 3: it's fake, none of it's real, and it's. 78 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 1: Like all of it to say that people aren't that 79 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:21,120 Speaker 1: good of actors. Yeah, like this this this whole like 80 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:24,880 Speaker 1: it's fake thing about reality TV or anything, like, just 81 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 1: remember that acting's hard kind of it's not like the 82 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 1: hardest thing, which I love. David Spade points out in 83 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:33,359 Speaker 1: one of his jokes that acting isn't that hard, because 84 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,040 Speaker 1: he's like, didn't a six year old just win an 85 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 1: Oscar for Best Actress. He's like, if it's a skill 86 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,360 Speaker 1: that is like takes so much work, Like how are 87 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 1: these kids just like winging it and then winning Best 88 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:47,159 Speaker 1: act Like it's it's obviously a special skill, but yeah, 89 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 1: this you couldn't find this many people to be this 90 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:53,720 Speaker 1: good at acting that you've never heard of before, that 91 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,360 Speaker 1: have no credits anywhere else. 92 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:57,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, and some of these people are doing like these 93 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,240 Speaker 3: aren't easy scenes, like someone feel something to you and 94 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:05,840 Speaker 3: you had like a regular person acting would overdo it. 95 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,400 Speaker 3: They would go over the top. And these reactions are 96 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 3: like you can believe that this is how like just 97 00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:14,400 Speaker 3: like putting your hand on your head and going like, 98 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:17,520 Speaker 3: oh my god, Like these are things. Yeah, if you 99 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,560 Speaker 3: were an actor, you wouldn't like if someone said I 100 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 3: slept with your wife, you know, you wouldn't go like, 101 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:26,200 Speaker 3: oh my god, you would go and if you're acting 102 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 3: like what the likely Yeah, was like famously the most 103 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:35,880 Speaker 3: the most fake of all of the trash talk shows. 104 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,599 Speaker 3: And that's why Jerry Springer would start a segment and 105 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:41,280 Speaker 3: two midgets would just run out, cursing and punching each 106 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:43,840 Speaker 3: other in the face up to it. 107 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,479 Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's what they called them back then. And 108 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:47,719 Speaker 1: you're just speaking from that time. 109 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:48,760 Speaker 3: I'm just speaking from the time. 110 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 2: You guys fans of talk shows, did you used to 111 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,159 Speaker 2: watch them? 112 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,480 Speaker 1: I didn't, you know. As soon as I caught on 113 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,440 Speaker 1: that it was like kind of fake. I did not 114 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:00,760 Speaker 1: enjoy it. But I used to really like, you know, 115 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:04,159 Speaker 1: Ricky Lake and Jenny Jones, the ones that I wanted 116 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:07,480 Speaker 1: to I pitched to HBO, I think years ago, and 117 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:08,840 Speaker 1: it was like a loose pitch. It was like a 118 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:11,280 Speaker 1: general meeting, which a general meeting is when you, as 119 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,880 Speaker 1: a talent go in or like a writer or whatever, 120 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,080 Speaker 1: you go in to a network and you just like 121 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:20,360 Speaker 1: talk about ideas, like really like loose stuff. It's not 122 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,280 Speaker 1: like an actual pitch, but I did kind of loosely 123 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:25,920 Speaker 1: pitch an idea of doing like there's not an Oprah anymore, 124 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,719 Speaker 1: which I think Oprah. I most Oprah so much where 125 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:31,080 Speaker 1: it was like you would have those fantastical episodes where 126 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:34,920 Speaker 1: it's like this guy episodes about hoarders and it's just 127 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,880 Speaker 1: like all it's kind of like morbid Curiosity episodes where 128 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 1: like a bunch of women who have been cheated on 129 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:42,520 Speaker 1: and everyone in the audience is the other woman or 130 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,640 Speaker 1: something like. You know, there was moments like that, but 131 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,920 Speaker 1: then there was like Tom Cruises coming by to and 132 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,919 Speaker 1: you know, talk about his new film and the whole 133 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:52,280 Speaker 1: show is about that Samurai movie he did and you. 134 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 3: Know whatever it is and the last Samurai. 135 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:59,599 Speaker 1: Yeah, the last Samurai. The yeah, that was I missed 136 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:02,039 Speaker 1: the sh like that that had kind of everything, but 137 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:06,440 Speaker 1: the sensationalist like when I found when Jerry Springer just 138 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:08,240 Speaker 1: became kind of a cartoon of itself. I kind of 139 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:11,119 Speaker 1: wasn't interested in it. Yeah, what about you guys. 140 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:14,280 Speaker 2: I always liked Richard Bay for the sensationalism stuff. 141 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:17,600 Speaker 3: I never heard of it like an Irish talk show. 142 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:21,520 Speaker 1: No, maybe like regional maybe it was, I don't know. 143 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:26,120 Speaker 2: He had all these like preposterous shows and that's what 144 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:27,440 Speaker 2: I used to watch as a kid, and I think 145 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:29,800 Speaker 2: it like really pushed me into going into radio and 146 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:30,080 Speaker 2: all that. 147 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,080 Speaker 1: I think he was media for. 148 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:34,400 Speaker 3: Not only did this was like an inspiration for your career. 149 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,760 Speaker 2: Richard Bay, Sally Jesse Rafael. 150 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:41,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, well even Howard Stern has that error, like has 151 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,440 Speaker 1: that kind of vibe to it. Doctor Phil definitely did. 152 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,040 Speaker 5: I'm thinking, who was the guy before Doctor Phil that 153 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 5: wore the glasses? 154 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:51,240 Speaker 1: Phil Donahue, Yes, not a doctor, but also he also 155 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,720 Speaker 1: looked mister Phil. 156 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,920 Speaker 3: He was one of the originators of this. 157 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:57,120 Speaker 1: Died, I'm guessing during your production. 158 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:05,480 Speaker 3: Well, so like literally hours we wrapped, get the announcement 159 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,480 Speaker 3: that Phil dona Hu died, and I took it as 160 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:07,960 Speaker 3: a sign. 161 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:10,680 Speaker 1: That's a sign that your trailer is going to be 162 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:13,000 Speaker 1: the number one watch Combat Special trailer of all time 163 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:17,520 Speaker 1: on Netflix. That's what that means. That's uh, that's so exciting. 164 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:20,000 Speaker 1: I remember, like the trailer came out last week and 165 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,040 Speaker 1: I was with Brian actually on the eve of it 166 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:26,360 Speaker 1: coming out, and Brian was like working with me on 167 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,960 Speaker 1: something very like we were like really working hard on 168 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,560 Speaker 1: this thing that we did last Thursday, and you like 169 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,760 Speaker 1: had to put your like fears about that almost on 170 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,920 Speaker 1: the back burner, I'm thinking, or they were just there 171 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,560 Speaker 1: while you were also working this job that had nothing 172 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:41,920 Speaker 1: to do with that. Like I kind of felt for 173 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,679 Speaker 1: you in that moment of like, you have this thing 174 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:46,040 Speaker 1: that you're anxious about coming out tomorrow, but you also 175 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:48,240 Speaker 1: have this thing that you're anxious about doing tonight that 176 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:50,960 Speaker 1: you needs all your focus. Like was that hard to 177 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:53,120 Speaker 1: be pulled in those directions or were you looking? Was 178 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,960 Speaker 1: it kind of nice that you had a distraction because 179 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,120 Speaker 1: I know you were stressed out. 180 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,360 Speaker 3: I was stressed out, but not because of the amount 181 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:02,600 Speaker 3: of work or anything like that, just stressed out about 182 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:05,320 Speaker 3: the how the thing would be received. But no, I 183 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:10,400 Speaker 3: think that day was insane. That day was that was 184 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:11,480 Speaker 3: an insane day. 185 00:09:11,679 --> 00:09:13,800 Speaker 1: I don't even want to talk about that day because 186 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:17,880 Speaker 1: it's a day that will it just there. We did. 187 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:21,480 Speaker 1: We did a thing last week that no one saw, 188 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:25,760 Speaker 1: and you know what good because it's it's amazing that 189 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:28,520 Speaker 1: if you don't tell people to watch something, no one 190 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:32,920 Speaker 1: sees it, like I did not. I mean, you probably 191 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,760 Speaker 1: got feedback from people in your life who you told 192 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:39,320 Speaker 1: that you are right, But that's the only feedback I 193 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,560 Speaker 1: got to. And I didn't put it on my socials 194 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:44,000 Speaker 1: or even talk about it on this show because I 195 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,520 Speaker 1: didn't know how it was going to go because the 196 00:09:45,559 --> 00:09:48,200 Speaker 1: stakes were so high. It was live, it was in 197 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,400 Speaker 1: a realm that I'm not familiar with. 198 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:53,960 Speaker 3: It was it was filmed in front of a Russian 199 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:54,720 Speaker 3: mob from. 200 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,480 Speaker 1: We didn't know. We did I know how it was 201 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:04,400 Speaker 1: gonna go, but I had a feeling that it was 202 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,679 Speaker 1: going to be something that we needed to work out 203 00:10:06,679 --> 00:10:08,559 Speaker 1: the kings before I advertised it, like because there was 204 00:10:08,559 --> 00:10:12,080 Speaker 1: supposed to be a big announcement of like Nikki Glazer's 205 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,439 Speaker 1: gonna be on this thing, and it was supposed to 206 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,440 Speaker 1: be the day or a couple of days before. It 207 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:18,360 Speaker 1: was like you get a you know, in in our business, 208 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,720 Speaker 1: like the announcement's almost bigger than the thing, you know, 209 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:25,280 Speaker 1: like I just had an hour long meeting about the 210 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:27,959 Speaker 1: marketing for the Golden Globes, and I honestly said in 211 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,480 Speaker 1: the meeting, like this is almost more important than the 212 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:33,240 Speaker 1: globes itself. And I and they were grateful, I think 213 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,200 Speaker 1: to hear that because they acknowledge like it is, this 214 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:38,120 Speaker 1: is gonna play during football games all the commercials like, 215 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,840 Speaker 1: and it's gonna get eyes on it. So and there's 216 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,920 Speaker 1: no eyes on it unless we'd kill this, you know, 217 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,280 Speaker 1: like and really nail the tone of this. So it's 218 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,080 Speaker 1: so when they came to me about this thing last 219 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,559 Speaker 1: week that we did and we're like, hey, we want 220 00:10:49,559 --> 00:10:52,400 Speaker 1: to do an announcement beforehand. My whole team was like, 221 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:55,200 Speaker 1: let's get a big announce this is a big deal. 222 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,880 Speaker 1: Let's like have a whole extra day of stuff. It's 223 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,320 Speaker 1: gonna come out and then you'll get stuff from that. 224 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:01,359 Speaker 1: But like, let's have an extra day of the announcement. 225 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:05,640 Speaker 1: And I said, I just have a feeling we let's 226 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:09,040 Speaker 1: just announce it when it happens, like that'll be the announcement. 227 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,440 Speaker 1: And I'm so glad I did that. And I'm not 228 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,120 Speaker 1: always right when it comes to the stuff. My team 229 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,720 Speaker 1: is often way more right than I am. But they 230 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,960 Speaker 1: trusted me on this, and I pushed back and said, 231 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:19,920 Speaker 1: I just don't. I just don't want people to expect 232 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:24,080 Speaker 1: perfection out of this, and I think they will if 233 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:27,000 Speaker 1: we really like blow it up, like Nicky's gonna be 234 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:30,240 Speaker 1: on this thing. So I did it. It aired and 235 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,719 Speaker 1: like no one saw it. I didn't post about it 236 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:36,400 Speaker 1: on socials, we didn't clip it out. And I will 237 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,880 Speaker 1: say I am proud of it. I couldn't have done 238 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:41,360 Speaker 1: anything better. Brian couldn't have done anything better. No one 239 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:44,679 Speaker 1: actually could have done anything better. Everything was set up 240 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:46,800 Speaker 1: for this to be as good as possible, and it 241 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:51,840 Speaker 1: just the circum It was like the weather turned. It's 242 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:54,319 Speaker 1: almost like something you could not plan and no one 243 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,840 Speaker 1: really could have foreseen happened, and it made it not 244 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,400 Speaker 1: go great. And that's a good feeling when you can 245 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:05,240 Speaker 1: blame anything but anyone, Like it's just like it's no one's. 246 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:05,800 Speaker 4: Fout of your control. 247 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:08,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, no one could have foreseen that the Jets would win, 248 00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:10,920 Speaker 3: which is partially why that happened. 249 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:14,440 Speaker 1: Right, Okay, So I was I did a live like 250 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:17,599 Speaker 1: a live roast on the Thursday Night Football. If you 251 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,960 Speaker 1: want to go watch it on Amazon Prime there's I know, 252 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,079 Speaker 1: so Thursday Night Football, Amazon Prime. If you want to 253 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,920 Speaker 1: go back and watch last week's episode, which I realized this, Brian, 254 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:29,920 Speaker 1: if you weren't watching live, you're not going back and 255 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:30,720 Speaker 1: watching an app. 256 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:31,839 Speaker 3: No one does that. 257 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,360 Speaker 1: No one's watching that. No offense to the after show. 258 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,280 Speaker 1: That's not what it's for. The after show is looking 259 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,880 Speaker 1: for you, unless there's searching so people can go back 260 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:39,280 Speaker 1: and watch it. 261 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:42,319 Speaker 3: You see the clip the clip was there's clips circulating 262 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:46,320 Speaker 3: on the internet afterwards. Yeah, the idea, Yeah, there was one. 263 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:50,080 Speaker 3: Brian Fitzpatrick posted a clip. Oh he did, he did, 264 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,400 Speaker 3: and he said that you were funny. 265 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,640 Speaker 1: Oh that's so nice. I didn't see that. I was 266 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:56,240 Speaker 1: kind of like ear muffs or what. Yeah. I was 267 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,920 Speaker 1: kind of like horse blinders for this, because anytime I 268 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,040 Speaker 1: saw anything with my name on it afterwards, I was like, 269 00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:03,560 Speaker 1: I didn't nail it in the way I wanted to. 270 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,640 Speaker 1: And so I don't want to hear anyone's commentary on it, 271 00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:08,760 Speaker 1: because I know anything you'll tell me critical of it, 272 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:12,600 Speaker 1: I know I don't need to hear it and anything 273 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,360 Speaker 1: you and I just I just wanted it to go away. 274 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:19,200 Speaker 1: And I'm still proud of it. Though the script is hilarious, 275 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:24,040 Speaker 1: my performance is a perfection for Foret for what I 276 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:24,560 Speaker 1: was seeing. 277 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,600 Speaker 3: I was in a comedy club or there was a 278 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,960 Speaker 3: regular audience there, then people would be like, yeah, this 279 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,439 Speaker 3: is better than the roast. 280 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,240 Speaker 1: Tom Brady, thank you. 281 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:33,760 Speaker 3: It was. 282 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:36,240 Speaker 1: I really was proud of myself for that. But it 283 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:40,200 Speaker 1: was just there were screaming Jets fans after it. But 284 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,960 Speaker 1: the Jets fans were only there because production and me 285 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,960 Speaker 1: included thought having an audience there will be better. So 286 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,760 Speaker 1: let's keep the fans around after the game. But the 287 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,600 Speaker 1: fans don't care about the after show. They were focused 288 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,840 Speaker 1: on getting autographs from Sauce. 289 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,000 Speaker 3: Sauce Gardener, Yeah, Sauce Gardener. 290 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:57,360 Speaker 5: Yeah. 291 00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:01,120 Speaker 3: These weren't just fans. These were fans who were so 292 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:04,760 Speaker 3: drunk and crazy that they stayed for a full hour 293 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,360 Speaker 3: and a half after the game ended to try to 294 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:08,680 Speaker 3: get an autograph from Sauce. 295 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:13,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, so we weren't. I didn't really think about, like, 296 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,480 Speaker 1: there's just sometimes in TV production and in everything I 297 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:19,720 Speaker 1: think where like everyone kind of has a blind spot 298 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,840 Speaker 1: for it where you're just like no one even thought 299 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,320 Speaker 1: like these people will be drunk, they probably won't be 300 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,640 Speaker 1: able to hear exactly. There's no context for what I'm doing. 301 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,640 Speaker 1: There's never been like that. No one knows to expect 302 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:33,320 Speaker 1: a roast after the after show. We didn't know players 303 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:36,720 Speaker 1: would be milling about behind me in these all these 304 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,200 Speaker 1: people would It was eleven thirty at night. They've been 305 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:42,960 Speaker 1: there since tailgating, They've been there eight hours, and so 306 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,640 Speaker 1: there was like a lot of factors that we didn't 307 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,520 Speaker 1: that no one even thought. We just thought, oh my god, 308 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:51,440 Speaker 1: that will be a good audience. They weren't. It's okay, 309 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,800 Speaker 1: I love Jets fans now. I'll always have a place 310 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,360 Speaker 1: in my heart for them. I'm not mad at them. 311 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:59,880 Speaker 1: They they were just so happy that they beat the Patriots, 312 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,520 Speaker 1: which was not expected. 313 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:05,120 Speaker 3: Right, well, not unexpected, but like the Jets never win 314 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,520 Speaker 3: and they never beat the Patriots. 315 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:07,640 Speaker 1: Good Jets. 316 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:10,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, but this year, you know, I think you can 317 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,200 Speaker 3: say on paper the Jets are a better team than 318 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,360 Speaker 3: the Patriots, so it wasn't totally unexpected. 319 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:17,480 Speaker 1: Well, the good news is I'll be doing this four 320 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:20,360 Speaker 1: more times during the NFL season on Thursday Night Football, 321 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:23,360 Speaker 1: and just tune in every week because who knows, I 322 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,440 Speaker 1: might not even announce the next time I'm doing it 323 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,720 Speaker 1: because I want to nail it and then announce it. 324 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:30,000 Speaker 1: But this was pretty nailed. So like besties, you can 325 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,520 Speaker 1: go check it out. It's it's on Amazon Prime. It 326 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:37,720 Speaker 1: was last Thursday night on the twenty the eighteenth. I think, so, yeah, 327 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,640 Speaker 1: it was the Jets Patriots game. You can't miss it. 328 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,960 Speaker 1: You can and I would love for you to, but 329 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,280 Speaker 1: google it. 330 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:45,920 Speaker 4: That's what I did. 331 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:49,200 Speaker 1: You just google it? Yea, yeah nineteenth think you know, yeah, 332 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,520 Speaker 1: Lauren watched it three times. My family's so sweet. They 333 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:54,680 Speaker 1: were so supportive and so like, you killed it, and 334 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,320 Speaker 1: I you know, there's certain people you look to in 335 00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:01,200 Speaker 1: your life for like confirmation that something is not as 336 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,080 Speaker 1: bad as you might think it is. And I knew 337 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:06,000 Speaker 1: it wasn't bad. I just needed to hear it from 338 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,000 Speaker 1: the people I trust. Brian is one person I trust 339 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,720 Speaker 1: so much. When he when he watched it down and 340 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:16,880 Speaker 1: said your your performance was near perfection. When I read that, 341 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,240 Speaker 1: or Chris read it to me from his text, I 342 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:22,760 Speaker 1: was like, yes, like, Brian's not gonna bullshit. No, even 343 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:26,160 Speaker 1: even if you know you're just not going to you 344 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,080 Speaker 1: might not say. 345 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,200 Speaker 3: Looking at it, I was like, what could have Nikki done? 346 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,760 Speaker 3: What could she have done to change this a little bit, 347 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,960 Speaker 3: and I was like, I can't think of anything. Everything 348 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,520 Speaker 3: that's really nice was correct. 349 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:36,000 Speaker 1: Thank you. 350 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,440 Speaker 3: It's just like all I ever wanted. It's just like you're, 351 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,040 Speaker 3: you know, you're like playing baccarat and it's like you're 352 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,040 Speaker 3: you're just losing, and it's like, well, that's why. It's 353 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:46,600 Speaker 3: because the game's against you. Yeah, threw a bacarat reference 354 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:47,840 Speaker 3: and so you'd understand it better. 355 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:51,120 Speaker 1: Berta is the only thing I understand. But then my 356 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,320 Speaker 1: sister had really nice things to say, and then Matt 357 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:56,400 Speaker 1: did too, and my parents and and you know when 358 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,040 Speaker 1: I don't do well in something, they just go like fun. 359 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,320 Speaker 1: That was fun, Like you could just get a sense. 360 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,639 Speaker 1: So it was really nice. But but yeah, I'm glad 361 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,760 Speaker 1: that we get to do it again and try to 362 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:11,800 Speaker 1: nail it. And it's like, really, you know, like doing 363 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:14,879 Speaker 1: live TV writing a whole script about a game that 364 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,199 Speaker 1: happened that you can't prepare for. I mean, you can 365 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,000 Speaker 1: write a little bit about the cities and the players 366 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,320 Speaker 1: and stuff, but most of the writing happens during the game. 367 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:26,040 Speaker 1: It is fucking fun. I like, I was like, you know, 368 00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:29,080 Speaker 1: we were talking about maybe we maybe we channed this 369 00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:31,080 Speaker 1: into something else, maybe it's not a speed roast or 370 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,239 Speaker 1: whatever it is, and I was like, no, it was 371 00:17:33,359 --> 00:17:35,920 Speaker 1: so fun. Like it felt like I was working in 372 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:40,880 Speaker 1: an emergency room during COVID, Like it felt like high stakes, 373 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,560 Speaker 1: high pressure. It was trioge. It was a triage unit 374 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,359 Speaker 1: in this like in the stadium. We're sitting there like 375 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:50,200 Speaker 1: in within a room, in the whole production with the 376 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,800 Speaker 1: whole production team of Thursday Night Football, who are all 377 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:55,359 Speaker 1: amazing people and so friendly and so nice and so 378 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,560 Speaker 1: like supportive of what we want to do. 379 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:01,760 Speaker 3: And Cat, Spoon, Pickle, I mean, these are all names 380 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,399 Speaker 3: of words that has taught my niece. 381 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,080 Speaker 1: Uh the wait, Pickle is that guy's name? 382 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:09,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, Pickle. N Uh, there's Spoon, There's pickle, There's Sin, 383 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:10,280 Speaker 3: there's Cat. 384 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,320 Speaker 1: Who's Sin Ross? I mean Cynthia. 385 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:13,480 Speaker 3: Uh. 386 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:17,600 Speaker 1: You guys were on such a we were tight buddied 387 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,440 Speaker 1: up right away because you had to. Sin was the 388 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:22,800 Speaker 1: one that was to transcribe script into the teleprompter and 389 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,359 Speaker 1: making sure everything was I mean, it is a but 390 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,840 Speaker 1: it's crazy. We're like writing jokes that I'm gonna say 391 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,960 Speaker 1: in like forty five minutes. 392 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:32,440 Speaker 3: That's right, and nowhere to test it, nowhere. 393 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,960 Speaker 1: To test it. We're just like, is this funny? Like 394 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,240 Speaker 1: there was one joke, Oh, we were trying to come 395 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:39,119 Speaker 1: up with, like, okay, Tony Gonzalez is one of the 396 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,400 Speaker 1: guys on the panel and. 397 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,240 Speaker 5: The one that looks like a genie. 398 00:18:43,359 --> 00:18:45,920 Speaker 1: Yes, we said he was a genie. Yes, okay, he 399 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:50,320 Speaker 1: is so hot, so awesome, so nice, he like came 400 00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:53,359 Speaker 1: back and talked to us so endearing, loved him so much, 401 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:57,280 Speaker 1: and we're trying to think of like who who jerks 402 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,600 Speaker 1: off to him? Because I was like, he looks like 403 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,399 Speaker 1: someone like mom's take law baths too, And that's what 404 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,040 Speaker 1: ended up being the joke, is like, you're the kind 405 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,400 Speaker 1: of guy that my mom thinks about when she takes 406 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,080 Speaker 1: one of her long baths. And then we said that 407 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,520 Speaker 1: he looks like a genie that can only be summoned 408 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:11,399 Speaker 1: if you rub the crotch of a talbot's pant a 409 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:16,680 Speaker 1: sensible talbot's pantsuit. And so just such a ridiculous joke. 410 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,600 Speaker 1: I mean, that one was so out there. But then 411 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,560 Speaker 1: there was there we were debating, like because then we 412 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,920 Speaker 1: were like, wait, what's what do we really want to 413 00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:25,800 Speaker 1: like these are the conversations we're having backstage when there's 414 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,879 Speaker 1: like it's crunch time. I'm like, but like, who's jerking 415 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,040 Speaker 1: off to Tony? We know it's like a housewife. We 416 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,200 Speaker 1: know it's like a a like we like the idea 417 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,000 Speaker 1: of it's my mom, but like can we be more 418 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,520 Speaker 1: specific about who that is? And then we're like, it's 419 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,320 Speaker 1: like and then at one point I'm like, I think 420 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:43,800 Speaker 1: like it's like undecided voters, And we all really liked that, 421 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,840 Speaker 1: but we were like, but how do we get there? 422 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,520 Speaker 1: Like we know how to get there because we already 423 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,040 Speaker 1: set up my mom. Like it's it's interesting because you're 424 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:55,000 Speaker 1: like you're you're brainstorming about a joke, and you all like, 425 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 Speaker 1: like you hit that lily pad because you've taken the 426 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,080 Speaker 1: other lily pads there. And sometimes you will hit a 427 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,119 Speaker 1: joke like undecided voter and you go, okay, let's just 428 00:20:01,119 --> 00:20:04,040 Speaker 1: put that in. That doesn't work unless you set up 429 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,560 Speaker 1: all the things that led to us saying undecided voter 430 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,320 Speaker 1: in the It's like. 431 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,760 Speaker 3: You had to be there. It's like you had to 432 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,080 Speaker 3: see all the steps that we took to get to 433 00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:12,160 Speaker 3: undecided voters. 434 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,080 Speaker 1: Like there's nowhere to test it out, and we all 435 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,399 Speaker 1: laugh and We're like, that's so funny, that's so exactly it. 436 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,560 Speaker 1: But then it's like, no, that we we got to 437 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,200 Speaker 1: get them there, and I don't think we can get 438 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,440 Speaker 1: them there. Maybe let's save it for another let's save 439 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,480 Speaker 1: it for the podcast. But there's just like there were 440 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:30,960 Speaker 1: so many I would oh my god, what was it? Okay, 441 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,040 Speaker 1: let's go to break. Can come back with your favorite joke? Okay, 442 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:37,400 Speaker 1: we'll be back after this. All right, we're back. We're 443 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:41,439 Speaker 1: talking about the last week's jokes that didn't make it. 444 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:45,080 Speaker 3: What was your favorite? My favorite joke was between boeing 445 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,600 Speaker 3: Epstein and the football team. It's been a rough decade 446 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,159 Speaker 3: for Jets. 447 00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:55,359 Speaker 1: So okay, that joke didn't make it because of h 448 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,560 Speaker 1: We had to take out one of the things. Okay, 449 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,280 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say which one, and it's not the 450 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,359 Speaker 1: one you're thinking, honestly, So we had to. 451 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,240 Speaker 3: Think Amazon wouldn't let us make fun of the Jets. 452 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:08,959 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly, So there, you know, because of you know, 453 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:14,399 Speaker 1: these are two very protected brands that we and we 454 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,080 Speaker 1: admire and honor. They wouldn't let us say one of 455 00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:22,000 Speaker 1: the things of those Jets, like between boeing Epstein, between 456 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,920 Speaker 1: Boeing and Epstein. It's been a rough year for the 457 00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:26,040 Speaker 1: and New York. Wait what was it again? 458 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,160 Speaker 3: It was a rough decade for Jets. 459 00:21:28,359 --> 00:21:31,600 Speaker 1: Okay, yes, well we had to take out one, but 460 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,360 Speaker 1: then the joke would so we were like, okay, let's 461 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:37,080 Speaker 1: just use let's just say between Epstein and New York 462 00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:38,840 Speaker 1: it's been a rougher year for the Jets. And it 463 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:42,639 Speaker 1: was like, no, it doesn't work without both Boeing and Epstein. 464 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,720 Speaker 1: Or you can't just do it with Boeing. You can't 465 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,639 Speaker 1: just do it with Epstein. So you like lose a 466 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,879 Speaker 1: whole good joke. Yeah, yeah, not enough proof for the 467 00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:53,920 Speaker 1: for the payoff. There was one reference to what Didty's 468 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:59,480 Speaker 1: freak offs? Yeah, there was like that. I really like. 469 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:03,600 Speaker 1: It was like at one point, like one of the 470 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,440 Speaker 1: guys was running and he grabbed him and it looked 471 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,840 Speaker 1: like he was like pulling his thong out. Yeah, like 472 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,720 Speaker 1: it was like stretched out, And I made a joke 473 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,800 Speaker 1: that like, I haven't seen a stretch that big since 474 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,240 Speaker 1: I told Leonardo DiCaprio I was twenty five or something. 475 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,280 Speaker 1: And that ended. That was written last second, like literally 476 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,720 Speaker 1: that was written three seconds before. It was like we 477 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,560 Speaker 1: have to send the script and someone just said it. 478 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,040 Speaker 1: We were like put it in, and but before that, 479 00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:26,960 Speaker 1: it was like, this is how this is. This is 480 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,080 Speaker 1: the same style. This is the same method that did 481 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:30,920 Speaker 1: he uses. 482 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:35,480 Speaker 6: To getch people when they're trying to escape his freak offs. 483 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,679 Speaker 1: And like we all knew that that joke with what 484 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,320 Speaker 1: comes out from these freak offs is would come back 485 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,960 Speaker 1: to like haunt us. Like right now, the freak offs 486 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,360 Speaker 1: are kind of like a funny thing to make fun 487 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,800 Speaker 1: of because we're like all these thousand bottles of loom 488 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:51,080 Speaker 1: and like the IV bags afterwards, because these people are 489 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,720 Speaker 1: fucking so hard. But we like we don't know the 490 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,840 Speaker 1: details yet, and when the details come out, it will 491 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,200 Speaker 1: be not funny to make fun of these freak offs anymore. 492 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,719 Speaker 1: Like I just know that, like once we hear from victims, 493 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:05,280 Speaker 1: like it's not going to be like it's we can 494 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,480 Speaker 1: make fun of it now. So there's it's interesting to 495 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:10,400 Speaker 1: know when more information is revealed that a joke will 496 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,760 Speaker 1: not work. And thank god for the NFL and Amazon 497 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:17,560 Speaker 1: whoever said who vetoed that joke, Thank you for doing 498 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,720 Speaker 1: that and saving me having to explain myself in six 499 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:24,240 Speaker 1: months when the depositions come out because that would not 500 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,960 Speaker 1: age well. Deddy joke following the age wel joke. 501 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,720 Speaker 3: There were so many jokes. I'm looking at the pitch 502 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:34,320 Speaker 3: doc now. There are some hundreds hundreds of jokes that 503 00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:37,040 Speaker 3: we use. I mean, not all are good, obviously, but 504 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,399 Speaker 3: there's a bunch of ones that are good that we 505 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,240 Speaker 3: didn't get to use and we'll never get to use 506 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,200 Speaker 3: because we're not going to see the Patriots and the 507 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,840 Speaker 3: Jets again, and we're not going to see these players again, 508 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,640 Speaker 3: and so it's just they're just gone. 509 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:54,520 Speaker 1: And Aaron Rodgers like he's It was great having him 510 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,840 Speaker 1: in the game because he is culturally wide like widely known, 511 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,000 Speaker 1: even I know him and I but for Travis Kelsey 512 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,320 Speaker 1: didn't follow football at all, and didn't we say at 513 00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:08,560 Speaker 1: one point he looks like an like a I don't 514 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,680 Speaker 1: even want to be mean, but he looks he looks 515 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:14,200 Speaker 1: older than he is. He looks like a wise old 516 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:18,520 Speaker 1: tree or something, which I couldn't use because it didn't 517 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,000 Speaker 1: it almost felt racist, even though he's white, Like I 518 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,920 Speaker 1: don't even know what to make of that, but it did. 519 00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:25,080 Speaker 1: It did hit me hard. 520 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:29,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, God, that one's that one. We even put in 521 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,639 Speaker 3: the in the what do you. 522 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:32,520 Speaker 4: Call him bro Rogan? 523 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,960 Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, we called him, uh Rogan was a great one, 524 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,520 Speaker 1: broke Yeah. And then there was one about you know 525 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,600 Speaker 1: what didn't make it that we could probably use again 526 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,600 Speaker 1: and who cares because the overlap between people who listen 527 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,320 Speaker 1: to this podcast and people who watch that is not 528 00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:52,920 Speaker 1: too much and it's fine, is uh. The thing about 529 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,520 Speaker 1: the helmet, the the. 530 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:55,960 Speaker 3: Helmet, Gudian helmet. 531 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,120 Speaker 1: Okay, so one of the players is wearing a Guardian helmet, 532 00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:00,840 Speaker 1: which is like a safer helmet. It has an extra 533 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,320 Speaker 1: padding and you look like he looks like the Epcot 534 00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:06,840 Speaker 1: Center ball, Like it's like just a bigger ball around 535 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,000 Speaker 1: the head. And the only reason not everyone wears it 536 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,479 Speaker 1: is because it looks dumb. Yeah, and it also kind 537 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,040 Speaker 1: of looks like a condom, Like it's kind of like 538 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:16,840 Speaker 1: a put on, like you strap it around your helmet, 539 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,800 Speaker 1: so it looks like a it's like a cap and 540 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:23,240 Speaker 1: it's called the Guardian cap. But we said, we said, 541 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,360 Speaker 1: it sounds like maybe people don't maybe players aren't wearing 542 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,600 Speaker 1: the Guardian cap because of the like the branding of it. 543 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,160 Speaker 1: Why don't you rename it Guardian cap? Sounds like something 544 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,840 Speaker 1: you win after you, like at Bible Camp because you 545 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:37,080 Speaker 1: read the most Bible Like it was something about that 546 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:42,199 Speaker 1: kest or something yeah, yeah, yeah, And then there were 547 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,320 Speaker 1: some good jokes about that Guardian cap. So well maybe 548 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,720 Speaker 1: if there's even one player that uses it as well. 549 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,560 Speaker 1: It's just so funny to me that there's something that 550 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,040 Speaker 1: could make the sport way safer, but they don't wear 551 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,480 Speaker 1: it because they might look kind of gay. 552 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:55,560 Speaker 4: It's ridiculous. 553 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,760 Speaker 1: It's really funny to me. But does it get in 554 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,119 Speaker 1: the way of playing and all? Like, is there another 555 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:01,960 Speaker 1: reason they're. 556 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,160 Speaker 3: Not all wearing It might be some people who say, 557 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,360 Speaker 3: you know that it's on the margins, but it slightly 558 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,960 Speaker 3: affects my speed or something like that. 559 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,000 Speaker 1: Sure, but doesn't a little towel hanging off your waist 560 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,040 Speaker 1: also affect your speed? Like there's a lot of little 561 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,760 Speaker 1: things cool. 562 00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:19,520 Speaker 3: It's so cool to take off the towel throat behind you. 563 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:23,680 Speaker 1: So much about their braids when they are dreads hanging out, 564 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,760 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, do they get because as 565 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:26,440 Speaker 1: someone who has. 566 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,000 Speaker 5: Hair and brains at first is like, yeah, that's the 567 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:29,760 Speaker 5: biggest one. 568 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:33,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, No, they're braids when they're hanging off the out 569 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,840 Speaker 1: and like even like, uh, you know George Kittle with 570 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,320 Speaker 1: like long hair, who I said, I looked like, any 571 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,679 Speaker 1: like put up your hair. I'm so scared of your 572 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,800 Speaker 1: hair getting ripped out. But I guess guys just like 573 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,560 Speaker 1: don't care. Because I asked Chris, I was like, are 574 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,960 Speaker 1: there ever a dread that's like pulled out? And he's like, oh, yeah, 575 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,040 Speaker 1: it happens a lot, Like you know that would hurts 576 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,679 Speaker 1: so bad. Yeah, And it's like so much hair in 577 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:53,760 Speaker 1: one dread. 578 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,320 Speaker 3: Also, players who have dreads their helmets fall off a 579 00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:00,760 Speaker 3: lot easier. I've noticed. Oh yeah, because the dreads are 580 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:04,000 Speaker 3: so big that like the helmet can't stay on. Okay, 581 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,760 Speaker 3: but I gotta imagine in a way the dreads are 582 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,960 Speaker 3: kind of like a guardian helmet on the inside. 583 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,159 Speaker 1: Oh, I think it would be a lot more padding, 584 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,240 Speaker 1: because yeah, that's a really good point. 585 00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:15,040 Speaker 3: They should do a study. 586 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,639 Speaker 2: So if they invert the padding, wouldn't that just be 587 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,920 Speaker 2: more safe And then they could just do the regular 588 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:21,959 Speaker 2: shell of the helmet. 589 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,520 Speaker 3: What they should do is they should take a helmet 590 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,000 Speaker 3: and then just put dreads on the outside. There we go, 591 00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:28,640 Speaker 3: so then it's cool and safe. 592 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,720 Speaker 1: It's like those ski helmets that used to have like 593 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,280 Speaker 1: the like they have like yeah, oh yeah, it's going 594 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:37,119 Speaker 1: off like almost like what's his name from Simpson's Noah 595 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:41,159 Speaker 1: Sideshow Bob? Thank you, thank you, Lauren. Did you know 596 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,880 Speaker 1: that in football only all the offense or only all 597 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,000 Speaker 1: the defense were on the field at the same time, 598 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:52,520 Speaker 1: like for one team? Yeah, you knew that, like if 599 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,920 Speaker 1: the team was on like a team on the field, 600 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,320 Speaker 1: it's only all of the offense like offense and defense 601 00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:00,600 Speaker 1: and aren't ever on the same Oh no, I did not. 602 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:04,399 Speaker 1: I didn any because why would we because basketball has both, 603 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,640 Speaker 1: soccer has hockey has both. 604 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,280 Speaker 4: Other sports teams to have both, they don't know. 605 00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:10,520 Speaker 2: And it would make sense that a game has offense 606 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,760 Speaker 2: and defense yang against each other. 607 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,359 Speaker 1: Someone told me that that's why Donna Kelce when her 608 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,800 Speaker 1: sons were both playing against each other, she said, who 609 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,280 Speaker 1: are you rooting for? And she said the offense, because 610 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:25,399 Speaker 1: they're both. They're never on the same there, So it 611 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,760 Speaker 1: was just someone explained some bestie explained that to me. 612 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,520 Speaker 1: But I didn't know that, and I felt real dumb. 613 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,040 Speaker 1: But I had a feeling you didn't either. We have 614 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,840 Speaker 1: the same gaps and knowledge. 615 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,600 Speaker 3: All the good news about the Jets game is that 616 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:41,880 Speaker 3: it was a blowout, and so the viewership dipped precipitously 617 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,840 Speaker 3: by the end of the game, and so therefore very 618 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,480 Speaker 3: few people saw the post game as compared to previous 619 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,200 Speaker 3: weeks when it's close or there's a controversy. 620 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:53,360 Speaker 1: When there's a blowout, okay, and what is a blowout? 621 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,280 Speaker 1: I mean, what were we looking out at halftime? What 622 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:55,880 Speaker 1: was the score? 623 00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:00,520 Speaker 3: Halftime score? It was probably like fourteen seven point? 624 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,440 Speaker 1: Are you smirking because you're thinking about blowouts? Like like 625 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,760 Speaker 1: when Toby shit back? 626 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:16,840 Speaker 6: Like I saw that smirk too, Like there's definitely someone's 627 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,520 Speaker 6: thinking about shit just squirting out of the back of 628 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,240 Speaker 6: the hyper Oh baby, blowouts. 629 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,680 Speaker 1: Okay, So wait, so a blowout? 630 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:29,000 Speaker 3: What was it was fourteen to three at halftime, and 631 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,760 Speaker 3: then they scored early again in the third quarter, so 632 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,600 Speaker 3: then it was twenty one to three. And on top 633 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:38,400 Speaker 3: of that, the Patriots offense looked terrible like they weren't 634 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:39,680 Speaker 3: doing anything. 635 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,680 Speaker 1: So okay, so just the writing was on the wall. Yeah, 636 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,400 Speaker 1: because for me, I'm thinking, oh, well, this, I would 637 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,400 Speaker 1: stay watching because I'm like the Patriots they could come 638 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,320 Speaker 1: back and it could be an amazing game if they 639 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,360 Speaker 1: come back. But that's just so unlikely. 640 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,360 Speaker 3: I mean, if it was Tom Brady's Patriots, then that 641 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,400 Speaker 3: could that could easy. 642 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,800 Speaker 1: And that could yeah because he was like always in 643 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:02,240 Speaker 1: the fourth quarter would kind of turn things around, right, Yeah, But. 644 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,600 Speaker 3: This was Jacoby Bursett, who is a good guy, but yeah, 645 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,920 Speaker 3: he's a backup. He's a great he really is, but 646 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,520 Speaker 3: he's like a backup quarterback. He's a journeyman. And you 647 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,640 Speaker 3: know they had this other quarterback, Drake May and the 648 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,800 Speaker 3: wings who came in in the fourth quarter and he 649 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:15,320 Speaker 3: was fine. 650 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:19,000 Speaker 1: Wait, you know who I saw who I'm obsessed with 651 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,440 Speaker 1: that we saw walking in and I forget his name 652 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:26,080 Speaker 1: and I'm so sorry. Yeah Joe, it was Joe. No, no, no, 653 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,680 Speaker 1: not him, the guy who said he was doing a 654 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:33,560 Speaker 1: press conference and he sneezed and he said, he goes, bless. 655 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:34,160 Speaker 2: You, thank you. 656 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:39,000 Speaker 1: He blessed himself and thanked himself. And I ever since 657 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,719 Speaker 1: I've seen it, I do it every single time I sneeze, 658 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,200 Speaker 1: I say bless you, thank you to my mouth because 659 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,760 Speaker 1: of him. And then I saw him and was like, 660 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,240 Speaker 1: oh my God, like he's blessed you, thank you, And 661 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,120 Speaker 1: I almost got scared saying it. Because I thought he 662 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,760 Speaker 1: might know that I was talking about him. But have 663 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,400 Speaker 1: you ever seen that meme? Morn the guy? Oh my god, 664 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,920 Speaker 1: it's so cute. He's so he doesn't even know he's 665 00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,600 Speaker 1: saying it like it's kind of I don't know if 666 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,240 Speaker 1: it was memed, but it was clipped and it's like 667 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,400 Speaker 1: it was everywhere for a while of just like him 668 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:08,520 Speaker 1: just going bless you, thank you. So yeah, me and 669 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,320 Speaker 1: the boys like and he gets right back into it, 670 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,600 Speaker 1: but he doesn't even know. He's not trying to be funny. 671 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,000 Speaker 3: He oh, it's it's Quinn Williams. 672 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:21,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, keep playing. It's so adorable, dedication of different, 673 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:32,600 Speaker 1: It's so adorable. I love him so much. Oh god. 674 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:38,560 Speaker 1: I went over to Lauren's house yesterday, had some time off, 675 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:42,400 Speaker 1: and I approached the door and I just heard screaming inside, 676 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:46,040 Speaker 1: like screaming and crying. And I walked and I, you know, 677 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,280 Speaker 1: rang the doorbell and I think your doorbell doesn't work. 678 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,120 Speaker 1: And then I knocked and then you answered, and I go, 679 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,360 Speaker 1: oh my god, this is a bad time. And you 680 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:55,880 Speaker 1: were like why and I'm like, because there's screaming crying, 681 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,880 Speaker 1: And she goes, oh no, this is just what it is, 682 00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,240 Speaker 1: and I just loved that moment. So what you're like, no, what, 683 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,800 Speaker 1: like you didn't even hear it? Why would you expect 684 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,720 Speaker 1: anything different over it? It was like you were so 685 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,520 Speaker 1: used to it. And uh yeah, Forrest was crying because 686 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:14,000 Speaker 1: and Arlow was just under a blanket not coming out. 687 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,080 Speaker 1: I didn't know what child was under there. It was 688 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,120 Speaker 1: just there's a lot going on over there. It's but 689 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,320 Speaker 1: the kids are back at school right now, they are. Yeah, 690 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:22,520 Speaker 1: that's so nice. 691 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,720 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's so nice. Just have a little breather 692 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:27,480 Speaker 4: to myself. 693 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,520 Speaker 3: It's not that it's not long enough of a breather. 694 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,880 Speaker 3: What is it like eight to two, nine to three? 695 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:37,760 Speaker 5: It's not. Well, the youngest one is nine, the other 696 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:41,400 Speaker 5: kids are seven thirty and then till five because they're 697 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:41,880 Speaker 5: in afterca. 698 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,640 Speaker 3: Oh well that's great, that's a good break. 699 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,240 Speaker 4: Hell yeah, it's really nice. 700 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:45,520 Speaker 3: Yeah. 701 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,440 Speaker 1: The three just comes up way too fast. 702 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,520 Speaker 3: Yeah. God, I used to get out of school two nineteen. 703 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:52,640 Speaker 3: My parents were devastating. 704 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:57,240 Speaker 1: Do you think we screamed a lot of kids or 705 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:58,200 Speaker 1: is is it a boy thing? 706 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,040 Speaker 4: You think, oh, poppies screams more than the boys. 707 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,560 Speaker 2: Really, But were we screaming a lot. 708 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,320 Speaker 1: We hadn't think we were. 709 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,120 Speaker 5: I don't think kids understand how loud they can be. 710 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:12,040 Speaker 1: No, they don't. They don't, And kids are kids are 711 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,480 Speaker 1: cool because they put up with a lot of loudness. 712 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,640 Speaker 1: Like Arla was watching TV and we were having a 713 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,920 Speaker 1: full blown conversation as he was trying to watch his 714 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,800 Speaker 1: favorite TV show, and at one point he was like, 715 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,880 Speaker 1: you guys are talking a little too loud, and I 716 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,520 Speaker 1: was like, you're so right. This is so rude. You're 717 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,360 Speaker 1: trying to watch a show and we're just like talking 718 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:27,680 Speaker 1: over you. 719 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,840 Speaker 4: Their tolerance for noise, Yeah. 720 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:33,360 Speaker 1: It's it's wild. So yeah, I wonder if we did. 721 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,440 Speaker 1: We can't really talk about our childhood anymore on this 722 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:39,800 Speaker 1: podcast because we have sneaky listeners who. 723 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:44,760 Speaker 5: Are listening to tell them like what we were there. 724 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:48,800 Speaker 1: They're telling you, yeah, yeah, there. My mom's quote unquote 725 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,560 Speaker 1: friends are listening to the podcast and then telling her 726 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,640 Speaker 1: you don't want to listen to today's podcast. Their Lorne 727 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,680 Speaker 1: and Nikki really went hard on you. And so then 728 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,560 Speaker 1: we find out that my mom's upset about something she 729 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,400 Speaker 1: doesn't even know, she hasn't even heard, but someone's listening. 730 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:08,120 Speaker 1: And I just gotta say if you're listening, lady, I 731 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,360 Speaker 1: don't even know who you are. I don't know what 732 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,360 Speaker 1: friend this is, but I think your intentions are wrong. 733 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:15,000 Speaker 1: I think you're listening to this podcast to find things 734 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:19,600 Speaker 1: to then say to my mom because you're jealous. You're 735 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,960 Speaker 1: jealous that her daughters are having fun and that they're 736 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,640 Speaker 1: successful in what they do and they're good kids, and 737 00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:28,960 Speaker 1: you need to find some way to make what Julie 738 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,480 Speaker 1: Glazer has with her kids bad because you're jealous of it. 739 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,759 Speaker 1: And that's just my take because why else would you 740 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,840 Speaker 1: rat Why would else would you say to your friend 741 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,239 Speaker 1: that her daughters are talking shit about her? Like that 742 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,600 Speaker 1: is so rude. Even if we were, which we weren't. 743 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,600 Speaker 1: We love our mom so much. We were just complaining 744 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,600 Speaker 1: in a natural, easy, average way. That you complain about 745 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:53,520 Speaker 1: your parents with your sibling, ye with your sibling on 746 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,440 Speaker 1: air on a podcast, just like you do, and public 747 00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:02,080 Speaker 1: mother for all the rel rat out like that is 748 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,120 Speaker 1: so uncool. I know it's like new to you. Person 749 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,960 Speaker 1: who listened that, like you probably never had a friend 750 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,600 Speaker 1: whose daughters are talking about her on a podcast. 751 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,640 Speaker 4: But also it was embellish, I think what was told. 752 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:16,479 Speaker 4: But yeah, dad was like you said some bad things 753 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:17,359 Speaker 4: about Mom, and I was. 754 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,719 Speaker 1: Like what, And I'm like, I really was, like, why 755 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:20,640 Speaker 1: would someone do that? 756 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,520 Speaker 5: He couldn't even relay it, so I know, I. 757 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,839 Speaker 1: Just think you're not a good friend. You're not looking 758 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,640 Speaker 1: out for my mom. If you were, you would not 759 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,960 Speaker 1: tell her things that might upset her or like she 760 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,280 Speaker 1: has a great relationship with her daughters. 761 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:38,040 Speaker 3: Curry you know, and be like, look, I'm on your side. 762 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,440 Speaker 3: I'm telling you these secrets. 763 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,080 Speaker 1: Which there would be no sides if Mom didn't know 764 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,200 Speaker 1: we were saying anything because Mom doesn't listen to the podcast, 765 00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:45,120 Speaker 1: so but she. 766 00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:52,680 Speaker 4: Doesn't get an informant on the other side. 767 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:56,399 Speaker 1: No, I just think, and I've been guilty of it too. 768 00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:00,920 Speaker 1: I want to upset someone when I'm jealous of their life, 769 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:04,640 Speaker 1: a weaker version of myself, when I'm jealous of their 770 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,279 Speaker 1: life and they seem to have a thing that they 771 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:11,480 Speaker 1: have taught, like I'm sure like Mom's life is enviable. 772 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,279 Speaker 1: She gets to go to the Emmys, she gets to 773 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,040 Speaker 1: like have a famous dog, like that could be in 774 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:20,799 Speaker 1: some service. Enviable Mississippi, you have exactly. She gets to 775 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,120 Speaker 1: go on a podcast, she gets to go on a 776 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,960 Speaker 1: boat down the Misissippi River begrudgingly because her husband doesn't 777 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:28,120 Speaker 1: hear her when she says she doesn't want to, but 778 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,880 Speaker 1: she gets a twenty percent off that excursion. Yeah, yeah, yesterday. Okay. 779 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,719 Speaker 1: But I could just see a world in which I 780 00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,800 Speaker 1: if I was jealous of someone and my kids weren't 781 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,560 Speaker 1: doing as well, or maybe I didn't like have as 782 00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:43,960 Speaker 1: splashy of a family, and that was a thing that 783 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,560 Speaker 1: is maybe important to me, and I envied. I would 784 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:50,400 Speaker 1: then try to listen to find some some evidence for why, Oh, 785 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,840 Speaker 1: I'm glad I don't have this because at least my 786 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,000 Speaker 1: kids are not a podcast. 787 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:58,399 Speaker 2: So sad that people have and you know, not saying 788 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:02,080 Speaker 2: that this is your mom, but people have these people 789 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,280 Speaker 2: in their lives and they're considered friends. 790 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,879 Speaker 1: It's crazy. Like when I hear people talking shit about 791 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,920 Speaker 1: my friends, I do not tell my friends about it. 792 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,440 Speaker 1: And it's happened to be before, but like, I don't 793 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,120 Speaker 1: I know that there's like, I'm sorry, I was looking 794 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:21,120 Speaker 1: out for my friend. Were you were you really gonna 795 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,680 Speaker 1: like be a like are you just trying to stir 796 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:24,320 Speaker 1: up drama? 797 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,800 Speaker 4: You're just making them feel bad about themselves. 798 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,160 Speaker 1: I'm just telling I don't want to know anything that 799 00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:32,279 Speaker 1: bad that's being said about me. Literally, ever, I'm gonna 800 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:35,000 Speaker 1: put that out there to any bestie, any like anything 801 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,279 Speaker 1: you read about me where you're like, they got you wrong, 802 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,439 Speaker 1: you defend me on your own time, do not tell 803 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,000 Speaker 1: me about it. I don't want to know, because ignorance 804 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:44,280 Speaker 1: is fucking bliss. 805 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:48,880 Speaker 3: Ignorance is bliss. And also, when people talk shit, I 806 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:53,320 Speaker 3: think most people don't even really care about the subject 807 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:57,120 Speaker 3: of their ire. I think they just want to release 808 00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:01,759 Speaker 3: some bitterness into the world because I feel bitter. It 809 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,880 Speaker 3: doesn't have anything to do with the person. So you 810 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,120 Speaker 3: taking that trash talk and delivering it to the subject 811 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:10,960 Speaker 3: is a total waste of time because not only does 812 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,600 Speaker 3: it make your friend feel bad, but the person who 813 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,440 Speaker 3: said it probably doesn't even really mean it. 814 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,960 Speaker 1: Yes, and yeah, because anyone I'm at a bad moment, 815 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,319 Speaker 1: even me and Lauren talking trash about my mom on 816 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:23,600 Speaker 1: the podcast was probably from a place of us feeling 817 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:26,640 Speaker 1: insecure about something and needing to like blame something that's 818 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,000 Speaker 1: going on wrong in our lives on our childhood and 819 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:32,000 Speaker 1: being like, that's why that's why we're like this, this 820 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,760 Speaker 1: thing that I don't like about myself I'm gonna blame 821 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,000 Speaker 1: my mom for yelling at me when I was a 822 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,840 Speaker 1: kid once, like it all comes from a dumb place. 823 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,880 Speaker 1: I actually just found the TikTok it showed up for 824 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:46,960 Speaker 1: me again or the real that like really was helping 825 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,920 Speaker 1: me for so long and still does. When I remember 826 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:52,440 Speaker 1: it was about like it was just some manifestation girl 827 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,359 Speaker 1: talking about what if you let everyone off the hook 828 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,359 Speaker 1: for everything? I thought again, and I was like, I 829 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:02,200 Speaker 1: needed this reminder so much. It's so good because when 830 00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:06,600 Speaker 1: you're complaining about something, you're giving it energy to keep going, 831 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,920 Speaker 1: and like it it fuels the thing that's irritating you, 832 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,480 Speaker 1: like when you complain about it. Although I love complaining 833 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,640 Speaker 1: and I love talking shit, and it is a way 834 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,520 Speaker 1: to connect with people. It is a way to like 835 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,160 Speaker 1: forge friendships, and those friendships are based on bullshit, but 836 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:23,520 Speaker 1: it's still something. 837 00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,359 Speaker 3: I mean, me and else my best friend Rob, who 838 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,680 Speaker 3: will talk about anything, Like one of our favorite things 839 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,320 Speaker 3: to do is to talk shit, and that's a real friendship. 840 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,479 Speaker 2: And same thing with me and my best friend Rob. Yeah, 841 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:34,359 Speaker 2: we always talk shit. 842 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,399 Speaker 3: Sometimes you're just like, you know, you just want to 843 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:43,120 Speaker 3: like shit on someone who's succeeding because whatever you feel 844 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,200 Speaker 3: like you deserve X, Y Z and and just get 845 00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:46,239 Speaker 3: you just need to get it out. 846 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,160 Speaker 1: Whenever there's someone in comedy that's being talked about a 847 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,160 Speaker 1: lot and shit on a lot, like we all know 848 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:54,520 Speaker 1: the names Brian. Oh yeah, it's those people have been 849 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,279 Speaker 1: around for so long, no one's talking shit about them 850 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,560 Speaker 1: until they start becoming famous. 851 00:39:59,760 --> 00:39:59,960 Speaker 3: Yeah. 852 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:05,160 Speaker 1: Therefore, it is one hundred percent fueled from a jealousy place. 853 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,680 Speaker 1: Or it could be like a frustration with the world. 854 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:12,000 Speaker 1: Why is this person being uplifted that doesn't deserve it, 855 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:15,600 Speaker 1: and it's like bad for humanity, I guess, But generally 856 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,680 Speaker 1: we're fucking jealous. And people that you just to admit 857 00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:22,799 Speaker 1: when they're jealous, I think it's really embarrassing. I bet 858 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,759 Speaker 1: my mom would be so mad you said that my 859 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:28,520 Speaker 1: friend was jealous that I have a famous daughter. That's rude, 860 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:32,480 Speaker 1: but she probably is. I would be. I totally would 861 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,959 Speaker 1: be if I had a daughter that wasn't doing much 862 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,160 Speaker 1: and then I, like, you know, or like someone who 863 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,560 Speaker 1: was dating the guy who's dealing weed and you know, 864 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:45,440 Speaker 1: just it is getting a new tattoo every month, and 865 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,360 Speaker 1: that's my daughter. I'm dealing with borrowing money from me, 866 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,080 Speaker 1: and then I'm looking at my friend. I don't even 867 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,560 Speaker 1: I'm not even talking about someone specifically, I'm just imagining. 868 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,200 Speaker 1: And then I'm looking at my friend who has a 869 00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:55,680 Speaker 1: daughter that's like seems to be happy and thriving, which 870 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,680 Speaker 1: I'm not. All the time. You don't know the whole story. 871 00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:59,319 Speaker 1: It's probably why you listen to the podcast to get 872 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,160 Speaker 1: evidence that I'm not doing that well. But you try 873 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,360 Speaker 1: to find evidence for why that's not a good life. Yeah, 874 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,759 Speaker 1: and that's why people make I've said it before, that's 875 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:13,040 Speaker 1: why shaming people for cringe things is a thing, because 876 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:16,640 Speaker 1: you're jealous that you aren't going to be that free 877 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,560 Speaker 1: with yourself. And so when someone's really free doing something 878 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:23,839 Speaker 1: that's like ew, that's cringe, you need to create evidence 879 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,719 Speaker 1: for why you don't do that. Yeah, And the evidence 880 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,400 Speaker 1: you're creating is you making fun of it. And so 881 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,440 Speaker 1: you go, oh, if I do that, people will make 882 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,600 Speaker 1: fun of it because I'm making fun of this. So 883 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,319 Speaker 1: you create the own evidence to keep perpetuating you being 884 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,799 Speaker 1: ashamed of yourself and being too scared to actually like 885 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,160 Speaker 1: put yourself out there and take your. 886 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:45,560 Speaker 3: Cat's exactly right, you know what you're that's the second, 887 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:51,000 Speaker 3: like difficult concept to uh, to speak about that you've 888 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,760 Speaker 3: said in the last few weeks. I think you also 889 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,000 Speaker 3: very clearly explained why undecided voters are undecided voters. And 890 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,239 Speaker 3: this is the second time I'm like, yes, you put 891 00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:03,040 Speaker 3: into words this feeling I had about why people. 892 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:06,000 Speaker 1: Do something well, because I had to ask myself, I'm like, 893 00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:09,280 Speaker 1: why do I make Why am I saying things are cringe? 894 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,560 Speaker 1: Why am I like sending anya like a video of 895 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,640 Speaker 1: a girl that I'm kind of jealous of. If I 896 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,560 Speaker 1: really examine it and go like, oh, this is such 897 00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,000 Speaker 1: a bad look. It's not because I want to do 898 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,879 Speaker 1: what that girl's doing. It might be a bad look, 899 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,640 Speaker 1: it might be a totally terrible take and a bad joke, 900 00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:29,600 Speaker 1: and she looks stupid, But I do really envy her 901 00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,879 Speaker 1: ability to post it and to not give a fuck 902 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,279 Speaker 1: that people might be sharing it and making fun of 903 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:38,080 Speaker 1: her behind her back, which and maybe maybe she doesn't 904 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,319 Speaker 1: care because she doesn't even think people are doing that. 905 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:43,279 Speaker 1: Maybe she's just stupid and thinks what she did is cool. 906 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:47,000 Speaker 1: Then I envy that, sure, uh, And I think that 907 00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:53,600 Speaker 1: cringe just keeps us in a place of stagnation and 908 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:56,760 Speaker 1: like not trying new things that might make us look stupid, 909 00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,680 Speaker 1: and so kind of catch yourself when you're calling something cringe, 910 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:01,960 Speaker 1: and let's try not to call things out that much 911 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,919 Speaker 1: that are because it's just everyone's just trying to get by. 912 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:09,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, and cringe is such like a high school sentiment anyway, 913 00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:11,840 Speaker 3: Like if you're in YOURU, if you're twenty five and above, 914 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:12,799 Speaker 3: cringe is over. 915 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:14,400 Speaker 1: It should be. 916 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,200 Speaker 4: I feel like it just is making a comeback. 917 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:20,120 Speaker 1: I know. The word definitely is cringe. 918 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:23,600 Speaker 3: Cringe is cringe. Yeah, cringe is a cringe thing to say. 919 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,960 Speaker 3: If someone says cringe, that is cringe. 920 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:31,440 Speaker 1: Even kid, cringe even could like people they're just trying 921 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,240 Speaker 1: to be loved. And we talked about it before. But seriously, 922 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,000 Speaker 1: don't be kid. We'll be right back after this. 923 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,920 Speaker 3: So I have a connection to I sent you this 924 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:50,000 Speaker 3: picture over the weekend, a text picture of podcast favorite 925 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:54,080 Speaker 3: Rodney Thomas the second. Oh that's right, Yeah, I was. 926 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:56,040 Speaker 1: You were at a game this weekend. 927 00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,279 Speaker 3: Yeah, not to bring it back to football, but this 928 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,760 Speaker 3: is related to the podcast. Me and Ali, my wife, 929 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,880 Speaker 3: went to Indiana after the Thursday night football game to 930 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,360 Speaker 3: go see the Colts versus the Bears because I'm a 931 00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:11,040 Speaker 3: Colts fan and she's a Bears fan. They only play 932 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:12,920 Speaker 3: each other once every like four or five years. 933 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:14,080 Speaker 1: Ahead. 934 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:20,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, oh one the Colts. Okay, Yeah, it was a 935 00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:23,560 Speaker 3: good game. But we because it's Colts versus Bears, it 936 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,000 Speaker 3: only happens once every five years. We got like tickets 937 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,160 Speaker 3: in like the second row, and it was like the 938 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:33,040 Speaker 3: most unbelievable. It was so cool to be that close. 939 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,480 Speaker 3: I could I couldn't believe how like these guys were 940 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,720 Speaker 3: so close. And then I took this. I saw Rodney Thomas. 941 00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:39,120 Speaker 2: She was for him. 942 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,920 Speaker 3: I called out for him, but he didn't. He didn't respond. 943 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:45,960 Speaker 3: He didn't play that much either. But yeah, because Rodney Thomas, 944 00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:50,359 Speaker 3: we interviewed on the Super Bowl Radio Row podcast. It 945 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:55,520 Speaker 3: was on the Sideline Fun. So one of my goals 946 00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:58,440 Speaker 3: throughout the game was to actually have an interaction with 947 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:03,319 Speaker 3: one of the players. Yeah, and I succeeded there. Well, 948 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:08,560 Speaker 3: so there. It's because because Chicago is so close to Indianapolis, 949 00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,000 Speaker 3: there was a lot of Bears fans in the audience. 950 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,640 Speaker 3: Like I would say, it was like fifty to fifty. 951 00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:13,760 Speaker 1: That's fun. 952 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:17,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, And so when the you know, during certain times 953 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,480 Speaker 3: in the game, you might have like cheers or booze 954 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,080 Speaker 3: for your team, and when you're the home team, you 955 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,440 Speaker 3: expect the Colts, you know, the home team, to get 956 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,440 Speaker 3: those cheers and booze. But in this instance, like the 957 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:31,040 Speaker 3: Bears were getting all these cheers and the Colts players 958 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,200 Speaker 3: on the sideline were like turning around, like looking at 959 00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:36,120 Speaker 3: the audience like what the fuck is this? Like this 960 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,399 Speaker 3: is our stadium and all these Bears fans are here 961 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,319 Speaker 3: cheering for the Bears and booing for us. 962 00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:41,799 Speaker 1: Yeah. 963 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,600 Speaker 3: So then I saw, specifically Taekwon Lewis, who's a defensive 964 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,280 Speaker 3: player on the Colts. I saw he was particularly upset 965 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,520 Speaker 3: and it seemed like he wanted to talk to somebody 966 00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:55,440 Speaker 3: about it. So I saw you're in so I was like, 967 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:58,279 Speaker 3: all right, I'm gonna have it in here. So I went, 968 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:05,040 Speaker 3: I said, hey, Taye kwand Taie kwand go out there 969 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:09,279 Speaker 3: and shut these Bears fans up. Yes, yeah, And then 970 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,120 Speaker 3: he went, there's two fucking many of them. And then 971 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,080 Speaker 3: he went out in the field. 972 00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:15,200 Speaker 1: Yes, he did a connection. 973 00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,960 Speaker 3: He didn't needn't feel good at it. Yeah, it was 974 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,520 Speaker 3: so cool. And I looked you around. 975 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,440 Speaker 1: So for a fact, if you asked him about that 976 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,319 Speaker 1: guy today he would remember. 977 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,000 Speaker 3: That guy, that's right. And then I start floating into 978 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,640 Speaker 3: the air. I was so happy I went up in 979 00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:28,000 Speaker 3: the sky. 980 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:31,400 Speaker 1: So fun. That's like when Daven Matthews waved to me 981 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,440 Speaker 1: when I was in the sixteenth row in two thousand 982 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,960 Speaker 1: and one, and I swore he waved to me, and 983 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,480 Speaker 1: it feels so good to get a wave. Yeah. Everyone 984 00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,160 Speaker 1: was leaving the place and he kind of was on 985 00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,239 Speaker 1: the side of the stage, still waving to people, and 986 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,200 Speaker 1: I was just like on top of my chair and 987 00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:48,919 Speaker 1: I just saw him kind of like to me, and I, oh, 988 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,040 Speaker 1: it was just miraculous. I mean nothing like that because 989 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,120 Speaker 1: you actually interacted. That's so cool. 990 00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:55,320 Speaker 3: I mean I thought, so cool. 991 00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,600 Speaker 1: Did you ever interact with anyone that you went to 992 00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,640 Speaker 1: go see? I think so didn't you go backstage with 993 00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:02,360 Speaker 1: like Gavin de Graus or something. 994 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,400 Speaker 4: I like I met him after the show. 995 00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:06,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, like, how did that happen? 996 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,920 Speaker 4: He was just like outside like signing. 997 00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:10,800 Speaker 1: Really. 998 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,000 Speaker 4: Yeah. This was when he was like. 999 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:16,359 Speaker 1: I don't want to be anything. No, this was when 1000 00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:20,200 Speaker 1: he was a big deal. I guess that's pretty cool. 1001 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:26,200 Speaker 1: That's I think it's to be me. Yeah, and then 1002 00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:28,240 Speaker 1: he had like a couple great hits. 1003 00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,160 Speaker 3: I thought Gavin Dear is like a country singer. 1004 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:38,680 Speaker 1: No, no, he's not. What was I just gonna say? Walk? Oh? 1005 00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:43,800 Speaker 1: I wanted to get your read on the smell I'm wearing. 1006 00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,880 Speaker 5: Oh oh, oh, I haven't noticed it? 1007 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,799 Speaker 1: You haven't I doused. I didn't doubt. I just did 1008 00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:52,960 Speaker 1: one sprits. It's Taylor Swift's new perfume. 1009 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:54,200 Speaker 4: I smell of it. 1010 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to just come smell my body here it. 1011 00:47:56,760 --> 00:48:01,640 Speaker 3: Is, She's smelling you smell room. 1012 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, you like it. Mom said Taylor would never wear that. 1013 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,320 Speaker 4: It's subtle. Yeah, florally it's. 1014 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,160 Speaker 1: Not okay good. 1015 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:14,480 Speaker 3: I don't know if we described it as sandal would yes. 1016 00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,799 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I like it, eybe it's just your hair, Nikki. 1017 00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:19,960 Speaker 1: Oh it could be. I did just put on like 1018 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:24,160 Speaker 1: a hair oil. I'm doing a TikTok right now where 1019 00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:27,759 Speaker 1: I'm going through everything that I own that is a 1020 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,719 Speaker 1: Taylor Swift purchase, not a tailor Swift merchandise, but like 1021 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,279 Speaker 1: things that she owns that I've bought. And it's a 1022 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,760 Speaker 1: lot of stuff and I just sprayed it for the video, 1023 00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,839 Speaker 1: and I will say that my but I just did 1024 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,960 Speaker 1: get a lot of new Taylor Swift merches I was 1025 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,480 Speaker 1: talking about on the pod a couple of weeks ago. 1026 00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,680 Speaker 1: It just arrived and there's like eight things. And it's 1027 00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,960 Speaker 1: so funny because two weeks ago, when I was in 1028 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:53,239 Speaker 1: LA with Emily, she was like, Hey, why don't we 1029 00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:57,839 Speaker 1: try one week no tailor Swift merchandise, like not wearing us. 1030 00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,359 Speaker 1: And I was like, well, I've got some bad news 1031 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,319 Speaker 1: for you because I just ordered like eight new sweatshirts. 1032 00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:06,480 Speaker 1: She's like, Nikki, my god. Oh, and she's trying to 1033 00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,960 Speaker 1: break me of wearing the merchandise. And she got in 1034 00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:13,640 Speaker 1: my head about flares. She was like, no more flares. 1035 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,080 Speaker 1: She had a couple of notes on my award. 1036 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:17,640 Speaker 4: Is that why you just gave me some flares? 1037 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:21,720 Speaker 1: Yes, I about them because I think they're still cute. 1038 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,839 Speaker 1: But I'm just like, you know, when one person gets 1039 00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,359 Speaker 1: in your head of us something like it's not cool anymore. Yeah, 1040 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:26,919 Speaker 1: I'm just like. 1041 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,759 Speaker 4: I'm stylist saying none of that. 1042 00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,919 Speaker 1: Well, I still have my black flares. But she didn't 1043 00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:33,160 Speaker 1: say greens. I just gave you the green ones I 1044 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:38,680 Speaker 1: already did. Was like flared leggings, Okay, final thought, Yeah, 1045 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,879 Speaker 1: flared leggings not in anymore. Apparently this is what we're 1046 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,319 Speaker 1: just to do with your leggings. And I told her 1047 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,040 Speaker 1: I will not be doing this. I said, Emily, I'm 1048 00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:49,200 Speaker 1: not in my twenties, Like it's ridiculous for a forty 1049 00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:50,960 Speaker 1: year old woman to dress like this. But she was like, 1050 00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:54,239 Speaker 1: what you need is She was like joggers. And I 1051 00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,800 Speaker 1: was like, okay, how do you wear joggers? She was like, 1052 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:58,000 Speaker 1: I don't want to see your ankle ever exposed. She 1053 00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,120 Speaker 1: was like, you should never have your ankle exposed. It's 1054 00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,400 Speaker 1: your Nikiy glazer. And I was like wait, and she 1055 00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:03,920 Speaker 1: zoomed in on a picture she had of me and 1056 00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:05,560 Speaker 1: my ankle. She was like, we never want to see 1057 00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:09,240 Speaker 1: this part of you. It wasn't insulting. She was being funny. 1058 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,319 Speaker 1: She was like, this is not fashion, Like this is 1059 00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,080 Speaker 1: you don't need. You're like, you're above this. Look right now, 1060 00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:15,959 Speaker 1: and she was right like they were some high water 1061 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,080 Speaker 1: like it was like a body suit thing I was wearing. 1062 00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,560 Speaker 1: It was not good, but it was my airport attire. 1063 00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,080 Speaker 1: But she has a good point of like at the airport. 1064 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,759 Speaker 1: She didn't say this, but at the airport you are 1065 00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,160 Speaker 1: seen like more than ever, like you're seen by like 1066 00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:28,120 Speaker 1: lots of people. 1067 00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,280 Speaker 3: Lots of pictures of people are at the airport. 1068 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,080 Speaker 1: That's a good point. So she was like, you have 1069 00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:34,719 Speaker 1: to wear joggers. And then she was like, and then 1070 00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:38,320 Speaker 1: you get socks. This is what blew my mind. You 1071 00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,640 Speaker 1: put your socks over the jogger. 1072 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,040 Speaker 3: Damn did you hear me? 1073 00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,839 Speaker 1: You tuck your jogger into the sock. And I said, 1074 00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,120 Speaker 1: I will not be doing that. That is too intentional. 1075 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,640 Speaker 1: That is to me, trying to do like to act 1076 00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:56,279 Speaker 1: like I'm fucking Tate McCrae or something. I can't. I'm 1077 00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:00,680 Speaker 1: not Addison Ray or Madison Beer or any of these. 1078 00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:04,320 Speaker 1: I can't be twenty something like you might see an ankle. 1079 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,280 Speaker 1: I'll wear a jogger, but I'm not. I can't tuck 1080 00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,280 Speaker 1: my jogger in. Have you heard of this trend? 1081 00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:12,439 Speaker 4: I've seen it, but in high school students. I don't 1082 00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:14,359 Speaker 4: think I saw that in high school students. But just 1083 00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:16,799 Speaker 4: like the you know, the tube. 1084 00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:21,480 Speaker 1: Socks, yes, but tucking your pants into them. 1085 00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:21,680 Speaker 4: Well, what else are you gonna do with them? 1086 00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:24,080 Speaker 1: Put your put the sock off and then put the 1087 00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:25,480 Speaker 1: pant over it. 1088 00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:25,719 Speaker 5: That. 1089 00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that would look worse. Wait, what 1090 00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:32,560 Speaker 1: do you mean that would look worse? That is the natural, 1091 00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:35,200 Speaker 1: Like your sock is a tight thing. Your pant is 1092 00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:36,960 Speaker 1: like a less tight thing. It should go on top 1093 00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,640 Speaker 1: with the sock. Your sock is like gonna be. 1094 00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:46,399 Speaker 2: Outside elongates the ankle. The sock on the inside shortens it. 1095 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,600 Speaker 1: But you're like tucking in your pants into the sock, like. 1096 00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:54,080 Speaker 5: Saying it's a sensation that you don't it's unnatural. 1097 00:51:54,239 --> 00:52:00,400 Speaker 1: It doesn't it's it's not good, but I will be 1098 00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:03,279 Speaker 1: trying it. I'm trying to think of other things. She 1099 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,920 Speaker 1: told me. Oh she she said, oh, I think I 1100 00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:07,440 Speaker 1: said this last week. But she's making me get a 1101 00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:11,560 Speaker 1: new backpack. She said, no more backpacks? Is Emily my 1102 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:15,120 Speaker 1: social media girl? Oh gen z yeah, gen ZM. So 1103 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:17,360 Speaker 1: gen ZM told that's great, thank you. We now have 1104 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,520 Speaker 1: a name for her that I don't have to say 1105 00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:23,080 Speaker 1: social media measures. Gen ZM told me and Nikki, no 1106 00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,319 Speaker 1: more backpack And I'm like, but I backpacks are great, 1107 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,560 Speaker 1: and she was like, well, just not your backpacks. 1108 00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:29,120 Speaker 3: And she's right. 1109 00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:31,480 Speaker 1: They are like dirty and brown and they look like 1110 00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:33,640 Speaker 1: they're just They've always been gifted to me. I've never 1111 00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:37,080 Speaker 1: like picked out a backpack that was like intentionally stylish, 1112 00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:39,720 Speaker 1: but she wants me to get a go yard bag 1113 00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,160 Speaker 1: and they're literally three thousand dollars and I am not 1114 00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,520 Speaker 1: buying a three thousand dollars tote I just can't. 1115 00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:48,680 Speaker 4: It's not a backpack, it's a big tote bag. 1116 00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:52,840 Speaker 1: And then I just saw a fucking thing on on 1117 00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,560 Speaker 1: on Instagram that's from like New York magazine or some 1118 00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:58,319 Speaker 1: kind of like culture like The Cut or something, you know, 1119 00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:03,360 Speaker 1: fashion magazine that said on the runway, big tote bags 1120 00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:06,080 Speaker 1: are out. So I was about to drop three thousand 1121 00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,360 Speaker 1: dollars on something that's gonna be out in like a 1122 00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:09,000 Speaker 1: couple months. 1123 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,719 Speaker 3: Follow I mean, it sucks being you because you are 1124 00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:14,879 Speaker 3: like in the spotlight. People are gonna judge you by 1125 00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:18,000 Speaker 3: what you wear. But it's just like, you can't follow fashion. 1126 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:21,400 Speaker 3: It's impossible. It's a bunch of assholes making up bullshit 1127 00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:24,680 Speaker 3: in some tower in France, and we have to follow 1128 00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:27,719 Speaker 3: what they say, follow it. Every five minutes they come 1129 00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:29,960 Speaker 3: up with a new rule. It's impossible. It's like a 1130 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,640 Speaker 3: dog being tortured in that experiment, you know, right. 1131 00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:38,160 Speaker 1: Answer, Liking like fashion is like whatever you're comfortable in, 1132 00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:41,279 Speaker 1: Like if you like it, then it's good. Like there 1133 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,359 Speaker 1: are some people that go off of that rule, and 1134 00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:48,359 Speaker 1: I like Taylor Swift merchandise, and I like, there are 1135 00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:50,400 Speaker 1: some things that are comfortable that I hate and I 1136 00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,480 Speaker 1: look like shit in and I I'll give that to you. 1137 00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:55,680 Speaker 3: But I just, well, you would think if you just 1138 00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:58,920 Speaker 3: follow Taylor Swift, you'd be correct because she is a 1139 00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:03,280 Speaker 3: fashion though. Oh well, what about this. You're buying clothes 1140 00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:04,319 Speaker 3: that she wears. 1141 00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:07,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, that that is. I do stand by that, and 1142 00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,440 Speaker 1: every piece of clothing I wear that she wears. I 1143 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:13,800 Speaker 1: never doubt it's coolness. But otherwise I am just it's 1144 00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:17,360 Speaker 1: it really is. It's tough out there to be stylish, Lauren. 1145 00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:20,080 Speaker 1: I brought over a trunk of clothing to Lauren yesterday 1146 00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:22,160 Speaker 1: and she walks in today and two pieces of it 1147 00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:23,920 Speaker 1: she put together an outfit that I could have never 1148 00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,080 Speaker 1: put together in a million years. That's why I gave 1149 00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,000 Speaker 1: you those two things, because I'm like, I don't even 1150 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,040 Speaker 1: know what to do with these two things. And you 1151 00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:35,040 Speaker 1: put together this Abercrombie, what's the what's the button up shirt? 1152 00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:39,960 Speaker 1: Oversize button up? With these nice shorts designer shorts that 1153 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,280 Speaker 1: I got that are like denim shorts and it's so cute. 1154 00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,920 Speaker 1: But you're just good at putting things together. Actually, this 1155 00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:51,239 Speaker 1: is so basic, it is and that, which was the 1156 00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:54,279 Speaker 1: simplest thing, is like so confusing to me. I could 1157 00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:55,280 Speaker 1: not do it. 1158 00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:56,760 Speaker 4: But you always look so great. 1159 00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:59,160 Speaker 1: That's really nice of you. I'm beginning to trust your 1160 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,080 Speaker 1: judgment or untrust your judgment. 1161 00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:03,799 Speaker 2: But do you put your stage wear together or do 1162 00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:06,040 Speaker 2: you have someone styling you when you're. 1163 00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:09,680 Speaker 1: Put my stage wear together? And that's that's easy, because 1164 00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:11,839 Speaker 1: that's but that's easy because let me tell you why 1165 00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,640 Speaker 1: get a white boot get a white booty, get a 1166 00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:19,600 Speaker 1: pair of black booties, and then just get a dress. 1167 00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:23,200 Speaker 1: Dresses are already styled for you. There's no top, there's 1168 00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:26,600 Speaker 1: no bottom, there's no jacket. You're just in a fucking dress. 1169 00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,520 Speaker 1: And so to fuck up a dress you have to 1170 00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:33,319 Speaker 1: really do something bad. Jewelry or shoes. Shoes can be tough. 1171 00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:36,440 Speaker 1: But like, if you do like a white booty, you're 1172 00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:38,520 Speaker 1: kind of good to go for a lot of stuff, 1173 00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:42,040 Speaker 1: and then like a black like pump and you're kind 1174 00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:44,400 Speaker 1: of in the clear. But that's that's why I like. 1175 00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:47,480 Speaker 1: I like dressing for stage because it's first of all, 1176 00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:49,640 Speaker 1: it's far away so the audience can't really see it, 1177 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,560 Speaker 1: and you can go a little bit crazier because it's 1178 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:56,120 Speaker 1: on stage, and because it's a dress. Is the When 1179 00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,680 Speaker 1: a woman's wearing a dress, it doesn't always mean she's 1180 00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:00,680 Speaker 1: trying to dress up. It might mean she's lazy as 1181 00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:04,239 Speaker 1: fuck because it is a full outfit in one thing 1182 00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:05,960 Speaker 1: that you don't have to think about too much. Do 1183 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:09,200 Speaker 1: you a greenoa? That's true, But people, when you wear dresses, 1184 00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:12,560 Speaker 1: they're always like, oooh someone's dress. I hate, I hate, 1185 00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:16,680 Speaker 1: I hate it to it. It discourages women from wearing dresses, 1186 00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:20,120 Speaker 1: and women who are jealous of women wearing dresses. Stop 1187 00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:25,520 Speaker 1: saying some, oh you look fancy. You're either boring and 1188 00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:28,440 Speaker 1: you have nothing interesting to say, or you're jealous of 1189 00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:30,120 Speaker 1: a girl's wearing dress and you are a shamed of 1190 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:31,759 Speaker 1: your legs or something. So just don't be ashamed of 1191 00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:33,680 Speaker 1: your legs and wear dress too. You can wear dress too, bitch. 1192 00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:36,279 Speaker 1: Stop making people feel like they're overdressed or going oh, 1193 00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:40,799 Speaker 1: someone's ooh fancy. It is shaming. It's not nice, and 1194 00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:42,359 Speaker 1: no one feels good after hearing that. 1195 00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:45,600 Speaker 3: Ever, if you've got nothing to say, just say it's 1196 00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,080 Speaker 3: pretty cold outside, and. 1197 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:53,319 Speaker 1: It's so true. It is. That'll serve you for the 1198 00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:55,840 Speaker 1: next few months. It's pretty cold outside, yeah in the 1199 00:56:55,960 --> 00:57:00,160 Speaker 1: most Yeah, it's getting cold. The weather's been weird. That 1200 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:01,080 Speaker 1: will last you forever. 1201 00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:02,840 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you can always say the weather, I mean, 1202 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,000 Speaker 3: especially these days. 1203 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:08,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just tried and true. This weekend, I'm going 1204 00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:10,920 Speaker 1: to Vegas. I'll be there with David Spade. Mom and 1205 00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:14,120 Speaker 1: dad are coming out for one night. Halla's going to 1206 00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:16,400 Speaker 1: be there, I think with her parents for one night. 1207 00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:22,160 Speaker 1: And also Tim, Chris's brother is opening those shows over 1208 00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:25,160 Speaker 1: the weekend. It's going to be a lot of family 1209 00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:26,160 Speaker 1: hang which will be good. 1210 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:30,600 Speaker 3: What you said, you're saying, Dave David Spade, Oh David 1211 00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:32,000 Speaker 3: Spade okay, yeah. 1212 00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:35,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So he'll be there, Dave Matthews band, Oh 1213 00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:38,080 Speaker 1: I wish, yeah, but i'll But I was going at 1214 00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:38,440 Speaker 1: the Sphere. 1215 00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:39,400 Speaker 4: Maybe you could catch a show. 1216 00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:44,240 Speaker 1: I would go see see No, no, Matthews wouldn't be 1217 00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:45,040 Speaker 1: paying at the Spirit. 1218 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:50,080 Speaker 3: There's a rumor going around that Vegas rumor that maybe 1219 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:51,800 Speaker 3: Lady Gaga is going to do this Sphere. 1220 00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:58,000 Speaker 1: Oh I would die, she would kill it. Yeah, I 1221 00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:01,080 Speaker 1: would go see that show. But I, yeah, I wouldn't. 1222 00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:04,240 Speaker 1: The Sphere show that I saw during the day. I 1223 00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:06,360 Speaker 1: did recommend Halla go see that with her parents because 1224 00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:08,120 Speaker 1: she's like, look at this dumb thing my mom and 1225 00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:10,480 Speaker 1: dad want to go see and I go. Actually, she 1226 00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:12,760 Speaker 1: was like, I'd much rather like, don't get to Sphere 1227 00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,160 Speaker 1: unless you're going to go see a concert. And I 1228 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,480 Speaker 1: was like, have you ever heard my podcast? Do not 1229 00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,840 Speaker 1: go to the Sphere for a concert? Go for the 1230 00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:23,040 Speaker 1: that that exact show the I forget who made it? 1231 00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:27,960 Speaker 1: The director are yeah, yeah, that it was so good. 1232 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,960 Speaker 1: Go see that in Vegas. It's during the day, it 1233 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,440 Speaker 1: won't take up your whole life. 1234 00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:34,600 Speaker 3: And plenty of time to get back to the tables. 1235 00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:38,440 Speaker 1: It's awesome. And then I'm going to I think we'll 1236 00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:40,840 Speaker 1: be in La next week, so that'll be fun to do. 1237 00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:41,800 Speaker 2: The show together. 1238 00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:43,960 Speaker 1: That's right. Noah, you're going to be there. What are 1239 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:44,680 Speaker 1: you doing there? 1240 00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:46,680 Speaker 2: I'm just there visiting family. 1241 00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:49,800 Speaker 1: Oh nice, is your babe coming. 1242 00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:52,360 Speaker 2: Baby's coming, other babies come on? 1243 00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:53,320 Speaker 4: Oh my god? 1244 00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:54,760 Speaker 1: Will we get to meet her? 1245 00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:57,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, as long as you have time, because your schedule 1246 00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:58,880 Speaker 2: is the one that's really busy. 1247 00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,800 Speaker 1: It's a little it's a little pack but it's not true. 1248 00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:05,120 Speaker 3: Yea babies first Arowon? 1249 00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:11,520 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, no one. I went to Arawon one time. 1250 00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:14,240 Speaker 1: Have you ever been airwe Line? You know about though? 1251 00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:17,720 Speaker 3: Fun game to play at Arowon. How much does this cost? 1252 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,480 Speaker 1: Yeah? I go around a loose bag of kale. 1253 00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:22,000 Speaker 2: Yeah. 1254 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,080 Speaker 3: No, there are some things if you really want the 1255 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:26,240 Speaker 3: full Arowon experience. Well, first of all, Arowon is great 1256 00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:28,240 Speaker 3: for people watching, but you have to go to specific ones, 1257 00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,800 Speaker 3: like there's one in Culver City now and it's normal people. 1258 00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,120 Speaker 3: But if you go to the one in like West Hollywood, 1259 00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:35,920 Speaker 3: that Arawon is like, if you want to see some 1260 00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:41,320 Speaker 3: cringe influencers, we're all trying too hard with their hats 1261 00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:43,600 Speaker 3: or whatever they do, go to Arowon. 1262 00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,160 Speaker 1: Well, if they're all there to get the Haley Bieber 1263 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:51,600 Speaker 1: smoothie that's like forty six bucks or something. No, thank you, 1264 00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:53,760 Speaker 1: I'm not smoothie gal, are you? 1265 00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:55,000 Speaker 4: I like smoothies? 1266 00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,160 Speaker 1: But I think I just saw one article that was 1267 00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:00,000 Speaker 1: like they're just sugar bombs, and I have never been 1268 01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:01,400 Speaker 1: able to do it again. 1269 01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,440 Speaker 4: So much is the problem? 1270 01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:06,920 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Well depends what you put in it. If 1271 01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:08,880 Speaker 3: you make like a green smoothie with I have a 1272 01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:11,800 Speaker 3: smoothie every morning I get. I see that it is 1273 01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:13,680 Speaker 3: sugar bombs if you put too much fruit in it. 1274 01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:15,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, like John Baduze hates to get all the time. 1275 01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,960 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's just sugar. Too much sugar milkshake. 1276 01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:20,080 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes. 1277 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:23,160 Speaker 3: It is hard though to you know, mix vegetables into 1278 01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,280 Speaker 3: your smoothie because it makes it tastes like shit. But 1279 01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:29,120 Speaker 3: I know that my smoothie is not too sugary because 1280 01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:30,280 Speaker 3: it tastes terrible. 1281 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,400 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's if it's Yeah, if you have 1282 01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:35,959 Speaker 1: to gulp it down and kind of hold your nose 1283 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:36,440 Speaker 1: to do it. 1284 01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good I've gotten used to it now 1285 01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:40,680 Speaker 3: over the years. But it doesn't taste good. And when 1286 01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:43,520 Speaker 3: people see me making it, like my dad or somebody, 1287 01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:45,640 Speaker 3: He's like, that doesn't look like the right color, And 1288 01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:47,720 Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, because it tastes like shit. Down. 1289 01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:51,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, you recommended something to Chris spiral leen or whatever. 1290 01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:56,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very good for you. It's good protein, it's earthy, 1291 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,400 Speaker 3: but it makes your smoothie really green, like a deep 1292 01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:03,120 Speaker 3: rich screen, like you've dug into the moss of the field. 1293 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:06,480 Speaker 1: Is it? So it tastes like that's the way beats taste. 1294 01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:07,640 Speaker 1: They taste like the ground. 1295 01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:10,520 Speaker 3: Yeah smells. Yeah. 1296 01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:14,000 Speaker 1: I'm going out to dinner tonight. You're going there too, Yeah, Yeah, 1297 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,760 Speaker 1: we're gonna go to dinner. I invited my mom out 1298 01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:19,080 Speaker 1: to dinner last night, and she turned me down because 1299 01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:21,080 Speaker 1: she wanted to watch Real Housewives alone. And I was like, oh, 1300 01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:23,600 Speaker 1: I could come over and watch hacks with your new 1301 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:25,640 Speaker 1: TV and she was like, I really just want to 1302 01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,440 Speaker 1: watch Real Housewives and I knew. I knew this would happen. 1303 01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:32,320 Speaker 1: So she hangs up and then, which was fine because like, 1304 01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,200 Speaker 1: I get wanting to watch the show that you want 1305 01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:36,080 Speaker 1: to watch, and you just want to be alone. My 1306 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:37,919 Speaker 1: dad was going out to play tennis or something. She's 1307 01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:39,920 Speaker 1: like had this whole night planned of like being alone, 1308 01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:43,320 Speaker 1: and like yeah, and she's like, I'm sorry, Nick, I 1309 01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:44,760 Speaker 1: will do it another And I was like it's not 1310 01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,840 Speaker 1: a big deal, Like I was just an offer whatever. 1311 01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:48,680 Speaker 1: And I hang up the phone and I was at 1312 01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,840 Speaker 1: Lauren and Matt's and I was like, I bet you anything. 1313 01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:54,160 Speaker 1: She's gonna call back because Dad's gonna be like, why 1314 01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:57,959 Speaker 1: won't you watch TV with Nick? And she calls me back, 1315 01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:00,440 Speaker 1: I missed it. I called her back twice. She didn't 1316 01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:03,600 Speaker 1: pick up. She missed me, Michael, but lord I got 1317 01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:05,840 Speaker 1: I got a text from her when I got back 1318 01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:06,880 Speaker 1: to my house. What do you think? 1319 01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:10,600 Speaker 5: The tech said, Uh, I'm sorry. 1320 01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:12,680 Speaker 4: I didn't mean to sound like I didn't want to 1321 01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:14,960 Speaker 4: hang out. Come on over. 1322 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:18,560 Speaker 1: What do you think? The first three words were, hey, Nick, 1323 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:25,960 Speaker 1: no like blank blank blank? I blank blank? I feel bad? Yes, 1324 01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:28,960 Speaker 1: I feel bad. I can watch some hacks with you. 1325 01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:31,520 Speaker 1: I don't have to watch Real Housewives. I can't even 1326 01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:33,960 Speaker 1: remember some episodes. I go. Let me guess Dad made 1327 01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:35,720 Speaker 1: you feel bad because you had a boundary. You're allowed 1328 01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:36,960 Speaker 1: to want to watch what you want to watch and 1329 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,960 Speaker 1: be alone. I'm not mad, and you don't need to 1330 01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:40,959 Speaker 1: be feel bad because I'm not upset. I'm not really 1331 01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:42,760 Speaker 1: interested in making you feel bad about things you want 1332 01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:44,760 Speaker 1: to do or things you don't want to do. Good job, 1333 01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,720 Speaker 1: And then she goes, no, he didn't, he didn't make 1334 01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:50,000 Speaker 1: me feel bad. I mean it, come on out. I go, 1335 01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:53,280 Speaker 1: I'm already home. But thank you. Sorry, I said, don't 1336 01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:57,120 Speaker 1: be I don't care. I said I don't care. I 1337 01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,200 Speaker 1: mean that, I mean it's not that I don't care, 1338 01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:02,200 Speaker 1: but I'm not hurt. Okay, you're so sweet. How are 1339 01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:04,720 Speaker 1: the kids? I said they were feverish, so a little bratty, 1340 01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:08,840 Speaker 1: but ultimately great, no offense. And she goes, oh, and 1341 01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:11,440 Speaker 1: I go, look what I saw outside Lauren's house. So 1342 01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:13,880 Speaker 1: I wanted to share this with besties because I said 1343 01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:16,680 Speaker 1: it to Noah and Brian. I like went on a 1344 01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:18,960 Speaker 1: TI rade yesterday about how like I can't I get 1345 01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:21,720 Speaker 1: really anxious about moving, and I realized why. It's because 1346 01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:24,960 Speaker 1: I don't like watching movers have to like sweat and 1347 01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:31,840 Speaker 1: like finaga with their bodies. Yeah, and I saw two 1348 01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:36,480 Speaker 1: men ruining their bodies trying to get this stove up 1349 01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:39,160 Speaker 1: these steps, and it is It was the most painstak 1350 01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:40,040 Speaker 1: coming I've ever. 1351 01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:41,520 Speaker 3: Watched stove upsteps so. 1352 01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:44,600 Speaker 1: Much, and I just wrote them triggered and I said things, 1353 01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:47,440 Speaker 1: this guy's struggling with the stove and she goes, I 1354 01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:50,080 Speaker 1: kind of don't like that. I like watching housewives. I said, 1355 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:52,240 Speaker 1: then watch something else, or just enjoy what you like. 1356 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:54,560 Speaker 1: I guess my problem is that I end up watching 1357 01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:56,520 Speaker 1: different ones and I can't stand some of them, and 1358 01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:58,600 Speaker 1: then I'm mad that I just wasted my time watching it. 1359 01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:02,000 Speaker 1: Going to watch Frontline that I like, oh my god, 1360 01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:06,320 Speaker 1: it's about Trump. It's good and Kamala, and I said, 1361 01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:08,880 Speaker 1: I hate watching him. I can't. I this is true. 1362 01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:12,800 Speaker 1: I didn't realize that I don't watch Donald Trump talk ever. 1363 01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:16,200 Speaker 1: Like I'm not kidding you. The second he starts talking, 1364 01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:18,400 Speaker 1: I whip away from it. I don't watch anything on TV. 1365 01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:20,400 Speaker 1: I asked people to change the channel. I know that 1366 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:22,640 Speaker 1: about myself just in day to day. I didn't know 1367 01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:26,720 Speaker 1: that I'd literally not heard him talk for more than 1368 01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:31,960 Speaker 1: maybe two sentences for over six years, now eight years, 1369 01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:34,520 Speaker 1: because definitely it started in twenty sixties, so it's eight 1370 01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:37,640 Speaker 1: years until I watched the debate the other night and 1371 01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:39,640 Speaker 1: I heard him talk for like, you know, because I 1372 01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:41,240 Speaker 1: was I was like, I gotta watch the debate. I 1373 01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:43,080 Speaker 1: just have to, Nikki. I know you don't want to, 1374 01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:45,520 Speaker 1: but you would do it. And I was laughing so 1375 01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:47,920 Speaker 1: hard because he's such an idiot. And I was laughing. 1376 01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:50,200 Speaker 1: I was like, Chris, I can't believe what he just said. 1377 01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,120 Speaker 1: And I was quoting him and he's like, yeah, where 1378 01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:54,720 Speaker 1: have you been? This way he talks. I'm like, I 1379 01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:57,320 Speaker 1: realize I have not heard anything he said. I've only 1380 01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:00,160 Speaker 1: read quotes because I don't. Well, I avoid it. So 1381 01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:03,000 Speaker 1: if you really want to, you can truly sit out 1382 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,720 Speaker 1: anyone you want. If I'm able to sit out the 1383 01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:09,280 Speaker 1: most loud person and not hear anything they've said. Because 1384 01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:11,240 Speaker 1: the other night, sorry to keep the show going. The 1385 01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:13,640 Speaker 1: other night, Bill Dixon, my friend, was talking about how 1386 01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:17,240 Speaker 1: his Twitter is just filled with like people dying and 1387 01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:20,720 Speaker 1: like people getting shot or you know, people you know, 1388 01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:24,080 Speaker 1: touching the third rail and being electrocuted, someone's head being 1389 01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:26,040 Speaker 1: cut off. Like it's just like so, and I go, 1390 01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:28,520 Speaker 1: you don't need to watch it. He was like, no, 1391 01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:30,680 Speaker 1: it just shows up and I just and I go, no, 1392 01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:33,960 Speaker 1: you don't we you could, I go, Bill, you don't 1393 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:37,160 Speaker 1: need to be watching beheadings or like people dying. 1394 01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:39,040 Speaker 4: Why is that coming up on his feet? 1395 01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:40,960 Speaker 1: Because that's what comes up on people's feeds a lot, 1396 01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:42,840 Speaker 1: and because he's watched it and it gets. 1397 01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:45,400 Speaker 2: He's engaging with it, so it's coming up even more. 1398 01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:50,680 Speaker 1: He might but he's he's blaming he can go, go 1399 01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:54,200 Speaker 1: go he's he he made it sound like he's like 1400 01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,360 Speaker 1: being forced to watch these things, and I'm like, no, 1401 01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:59,800 Speaker 1: you actually it is true that what is being served 1402 01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:03,800 Speaker 1: to you on your as you scroll is based on 1403 01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:05,760 Speaker 1: like they're trying to target you, and they're trying to 1404 01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:07,640 Speaker 1: put things in front of your face. You don't need 1405 01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:10,720 Speaker 1: to watch them. I scroll past things all the time, 1406 01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:12,840 Speaker 1: very quickly because I don't want to see what I 1407 01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:16,280 Speaker 1: think is about to happen. Yeah, and so stop making. 1408 01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:18,600 Speaker 3: You don't have to open you don't. 1409 01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:22,920 Speaker 1: I've never open Twitter. I I have thousands and thousands 1410 01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:25,160 Speaker 1: of follow I've hundreds of thousands of followers, maybe close 1411 01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,840 Speaker 1: to a half of mil I don't even know. But 1412 01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:30,040 Speaker 1: I don't go on there anymore because it's a fucking cesspool. Like, 1413 01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:33,720 Speaker 1: don't make don't say to me that you're stressed out, 1414 01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:37,160 Speaker 1: because all the things you're reading, you get to curate it. 1415 01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:39,280 Speaker 1: You don't have to pay it. And as soon listen, 1416 01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:41,120 Speaker 1: I was getting tons of baby stuff sent to me 1417 01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:43,320 Speaker 1: because I was sending it to Noah and Kirsten, and 1418 01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:44,600 Speaker 1: it got to the point where I was like, it's 1419 01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:46,480 Speaker 1: almost shaming me for not having a baby, and I 1420 01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:48,520 Speaker 1: don't want any of this shit anymore, Like it's not 1421 01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:50,680 Speaker 1: helping me. I don't need to know how to swaddle 1422 01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:52,080 Speaker 1: a baby. I don't need to have to know how 1423 01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:54,400 Speaker 1: to make a baby. Stop crying, and so I went 1424 01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:57,440 Speaker 1: to the top of the little dot dot dot and 1425 01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:00,400 Speaker 1: I said, stop send sending me this content. I don't 1426 01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:01,680 Speaker 1: like the content I'm getting and you. 1427 01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:02,520 Speaker 3: Can now it just. 1428 01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:08,640 Speaker 1: Now. Yeah, now it sends me cats. Uh no, it's 1429 01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:11,479 Speaker 1: you can really tell it not to. So don't act 1430 01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:13,920 Speaker 1: like you're a victim to what's being put up in 1431 01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:17,320 Speaker 1: front of you. Do not watch violence. Do not keep 1432 01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:19,880 Speaker 1: like feeding this into your brain. It's really bad for 1433 01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:23,920 Speaker 1: your brain. If Trump makes you mad, don't watch him. Yeah, 1434 01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:26,080 Speaker 1: like that, Like, I know you got to pay attention 1435 01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:28,520 Speaker 1: at some point, but read about it, like, don't walk 1436 01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:31,720 Speaker 1: like just just Bill being like, man, I've got I 1437 01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:33,680 Speaker 1: see so much violence all the time. I'm like, because 1438 01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:36,800 Speaker 1: you're watching it just and he's like, no, what's showing up? Nothing, 1439 01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:40,320 Speaker 1: just starts playing right away violently. You truly have to 1440 01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:41,919 Speaker 1: wait and watch it, So scroll past. 1441 01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:43,160 Speaker 2: That's my advice. 1442 01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:47,120 Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, don't be care come see my show, 1443 01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:51,120 Speaker 1: Theekyglazer dot Com slash tour for tour and moreen thank 1444 01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:54,320 Speaker 1: you for being here and making my wardrobe look way 1445 01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:58,240 Speaker 1: better than it had ever lived. One's honestly upsetting. We'll 1446 01:07:58,240 --> 01:07:58,880 Speaker 1: see you next week. 1447 01:07:58,920 --> 01:07:59,240 Speaker 5: Bye. 1448 01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:02,800 Speaker 1: The Kiglazer Podcast is a production by Will Ferrell's Big 1449 01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:06,120 Speaker 1: Money Players and iHeart Podcasts. Created and hosted by me 1450 01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:09,760 Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer, co hosted by Brian Frangie. 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