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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show today, folks. I just

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Speaker 1: it here. It is. Did you know that there is

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Speaker 1: a life for you that's greater than you could have

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Speaker 1: ever dreamed of? Did you know that there's a life

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Speaker 1: And did you know that there was a life for

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Speaker 1: you much bigger than the one you wanted? And lastly,

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Speaker 1: Did you know that? Did you know that the things

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Speaker 1: I just said are available to you? It's not just

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Speaker 1: you two, it's for you who didn't get your high

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Speaker 1: school diploma. It's for you who are incarcerated. It's for

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Speaker 1: you who have two strikes. It's for you who've been

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Speaker 1: this life I'm talking about, it's for you. Did you

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Speaker 1: the one you saw for yourself. There's a better life

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Speaker 1: is for you. Now, you got to fight through the doubts.

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Speaker 1: You got to fight through the will of Satan. Because

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Speaker 1: the devil is busy man. The devil wants you to

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Speaker 1: that ain't no more to it. The devil wants you

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Speaker 1: to think that this applies to other people. But you, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So you gotta fight through. Now, You gotta fight through

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Speaker 1: to get to what I just said is available for you.

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Speaker 1: But what else you got to do? You ain't doing

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Speaker 1: nothing else, might as well fight? Why just wake up

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Speaker 1: I'm living now. See. See, that's what you want to

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Speaker 1: to him for real and tell him, hey, you know

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Speaker 1: But the stuff he made me to be, he allowed

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Speaker 1: Do that, y'all, and you can have what you want.

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Speaker 1: You're listening show, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, people

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Speaker 1: This is the baddest and I do mean the baddest

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Speaker 1: morning show in the land. Now, you can argue it

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Speaker 1: Simply put, this is as stated by none greatest morning

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Speaker 1: in other parts of the universe that there are claims

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Speaker 1: so it's us, folks, fact. We are the real deal.

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Speaker 1: Championship Championship Team. No, it's not like that, y'all say

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Speaker 1: it right. You don't say champ. It say it Championship Hip, Championship, No,

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Speaker 1: no much emphasis. No, it's still one team together, Championship Team,

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Speaker 1: Championship team one. But guess what, guys, we would be

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Speaker 1: nothing without our fearless lead. Yeah, champim Okay, what about

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Speaker 1: Champ Champ here okay, cocare go play traffic, go ahead, Champ,

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Speaker 1: Damn it, do it because I got the move. I'm

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Speaker 1: not even doing it, na attitude, because you were wrong

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Speaker 1: on every black man. Okay I'm wrong. Damn it, do it?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? I think Steve is better than

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Speaker 1: you in movies the word he must be the worst.

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Speaker 1: You got any move movie trivia from me? Right quick,

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Speaker 1: timmy moving trivia, moving trivia. Let's see. Uh okay, I

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Speaker 1: never seen Willie Dynamite? Are you kidding me? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: More famous lines than that one. You're listening all right to? Steve.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about some of your favorite Christmas memories, um,

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Speaker 1: I figured this the way it was right. Yeah, everyone house,

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Speaker 1: you know, everybody get a gilt. Huh what did you

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Speaker 1: sitting around? Thank you for the open multiple package. Just

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Speaker 1: damn gift man. Put the tearing off of the wrapping paper. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: my mom wrapped like the grocery store wrapped. That was

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Speaker 1: you knew, Wow, I got it bowling ball exactly what

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Speaker 1: tape recorder one year. Oh that was always a good

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Speaker 1: That was the beginning of my career right there, tape recorder. Yes, oh,

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show, we can hardly wait till

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Speaker 1: till Christmas, most of us, right, Uh except for you

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Speaker 1: know who bitter Man slash the Grinch. We call him

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Speaker 1: the Grinch around Christmas. J Anthony Brown. Steve is here

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Speaker 1: your friend now. Uh, this is his segment. He's calling

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Speaker 1: ja not the evil is evil? We didn't have evil.

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Speaker 1: things to do over the Holidays, by your Truli Jamie Brown.

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Speaker 1: that's the best part. That is the best evil. Last

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Speaker 1: There there's another one. This is so much fun. Put

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Speaker 1: I like that to see them drive around and like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that dope close writing the right yet it's gonna I tried,

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Speaker 1: I tried hard, right I do I do that lovatna

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Speaker 1: to press I'm sorry, sorry. Here's another one. Get in line,

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Speaker 1: but Santa Claus is okay. Sit on Santa's lap, hold

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Speaker 1: the better. Another Get you a stuff. This is a

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Speaker 1: The little kids are there's a real good ahead. It's

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Speaker 1: Little things to do over the holiday? Candy Brown, find

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Speaker 1: your ex girlfriend, Yes, right on the back of her car.

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Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, ho ho hole. But here's the catchen. Here's

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Speaker 1: Hole that one come up and last, but not leave.

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Speaker 1: You know these people associck you gotta go to a

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Speaker 1: do not play seriously, man, I gotta I gotta family

421
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: member to do that too. Man, I just what you know,

422
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: I'll be trying to be respectful of I can't. Hey, man,

423
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 1: why don't you get back to your African roots? I said, Bro,

424
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 1: I'm in touching my actually, but I do like Christmas. Yeah,

425
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 1: you don't even understand what Crystmas is. I might not,

426
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: but I show don't understand what Quanta is. So let's

427
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: me and you, I said, but just understand, dog, my

428
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: whole life I grew up with Christmas. I just kind

429
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: of like it. I ain't goin to stop. Yeah, you

430
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: should stop. Every black person should stop. No, dog, that's

431
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: a hard seal. Yeah, I can't celebrate a holiday the

432
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: same age as me. Christmas, way older than Yeah, me

433
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 1: and Quansa both got Hi. How long is Quansa is it?

434
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 1: It's a certain amount of day. It's cool for the

435
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: people that do it, man, but they'd be on such

436
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: an angle man for you not joining in. Well, hope

437
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: for those of you who celebrate Quanza, happy Quanza. For

438
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: those of you, yeah, celebrate Christmas, Merry Christmas, and for

439
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:56,760
Speaker 1: everybody to celebrate, happy hankers all of that. Just happy holiday.

440
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 1: Yeah to everybody out there. Do you you're listening to

441
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here's a quick question for you, guys. Um,

442
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: do you have a memory or a vivid recollection of

443
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 1: the first time you met Santa Claus? First time I

444
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: met Santa Fire? No, no, baby, I've seen the picture,

445
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 1: but I don't remember the man. I met them all,

446
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: but he never came to my house. I never saw him.

447
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: My mom would always tell me he had been there, though,

448
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 1: and they sat out and talked for a minute. Oh

449
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 1: really always. Yeah, Steve, do you remember meeting Santa Claus

450
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,879
Speaker 1: when I first met him? Yeah, but I already knew

451
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 1: who he was. What happened. I had been told by

452
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 1: my brothers and stuff, And you can go down his

453
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 1: white man if not house. So when I met him,

454
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: it didn't have the joy that you think you would

455
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 1: have as a child. But still I liked Santa Claus.

456
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,839
Speaker 1: I always liked him. I thought his intentions were well.

457
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 1: Plus I'm a big Christmas guy. So and why is that?

458
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 1: I just I just think it's the dopest holiday of

459
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,760
Speaker 1: all time. I loved Christmas from day one, the gifts,

460
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 1: the giving. You know, see my father mother faced man

461
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 1: when they opened up this little worthless ass gift out

462
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 1: of bottom. You know, I knew to givet wasn't worth

463
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 1: a damn but the way they faked it and act

464
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,320
Speaker 1: like they kid it meant a lot to me, you know.

465
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,840
Speaker 1: And so I became a big giver of Christmas gifts.

466
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:44,240
Speaker 1: I've always kind of liked that, you know, nice gifts

467
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 1: and stuff. But then as I grew older, realized what

468
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: Christmas was really about. So it wasn't about the gift giving,

469
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 1: no motive, and so it just became I just want

470
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 1: to treat, That's all I want. It's a treat, you know,

471
00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: I know, I know the real meaning of Christmas. Looking

472
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: for getting home so I can see my tree, haven't

473
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 1: seen no haven't seen it wherever came from? Again, I'm

474
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: not sure where this one came in from. I haven't.

475
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: I haven't disgusted it yet with my wife. But this

476
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:19,959
Speaker 1: coming in from somewhere. You didn't get it at wall?

477
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: Are you mad? From the tree? The tree? Yeah? Tree?

478
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 1: Where your tree come from? Tommy? Nameless? You name? Excuse me? What?

479
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 1: Excuse me? The market? Market as in predecorated, yeah, precord

480
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:58,840
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, wow? All right, all right, well, uh, Merry Christmas,

481
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 1: everybody you're listening Morning show. All right, ladies and gentlemen,

482
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: we have a special guest to get us in the

483
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: Christmas spirit. You know, he's written all kinds of songs. Yeah,

484
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 1: we ain't no time with me, baby, I come right

485
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: on here, we'll go. Man, everybody, Hey Christmas, roscommy, hey man,

486
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: how you doing? Oh hey, ill lit radio. Really enjoyed it,

487
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: really enjoyed it. Hurt your walker than you if I

488
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: ain't cool, you go, oh god, that's all right right there,

489
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: And what's up? Julian Roscoe my hero, every wife having

490
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 1: life and we're going on okay, call it, we're going on.

491
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 1: Happy holidays, Roscoe? What's going Hey? Welcome back Roscoe hap

492
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 1: what y'all need from me to dank I'm here when

493
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,879
Speaker 1: I'm here to bring Crimmy chill. Well, that's what we want.

494
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 1: We want that Christmas to You know, I didn't wrote

495
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 1: told me Christmas old Crimm, Crimm all his songs right here? Yeah,

496
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 1: you know you know name on this Christmas? Who you

497
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 1: think he wrote that? Don thing? When Donna get it

498
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: from you? Got hell yet? Come on, come on board,

499
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 1: don't every down? You wrote this clear creem mother, fire

500
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 1: you side blazing bri Come on here, Donna let off

501
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 1: through rude, don't I Oh, dude, crep mother? And then

502
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 1: when I gave it to Donna, Donna asked me could

503
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: he just speed it up a little bit and put

504
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 1: his own spin on? So I let him go. Yeah,

505
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: I told him it wasn't a great Crimma here the

506
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: all time? But got for me? What else did you write?

507
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: I wrote everything? Oh, being Crossby Christmas? Yeah I knew it.

508
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: You knew being Crossby's uncle. What was Bill Crowsy? That's close? Yeah, yeah,

509
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 1: I'm close, But it's the other Bill calls me though,

510
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 1: see Bill being Bobby all of them and Benjamin Benjamin

511
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 1: Crosby was the black side of the family. Oh, okay,

512
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 1: And then you know I wrote I'm dreaming of a

513
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 1: Black Cristmas because I wanted more people to come over

514
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 1: to the house. Okay, got you. And then you know,

515
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,759
Speaker 1: it was snowing outside, and then here comes Being with

516
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,439
Speaker 1: his little white ass, and then he comes talking about

517
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,760
Speaker 1: can I have that song and making a white Christmas.

518
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 1: I said, we'll go ahead, but I still want to

519
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 1: say my black people come out to the house. So

520
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: I gave it to him, but I had already recorded it. Ah,

521
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 1: dreaming of Black chrismas same ros sweet sweet potato pie

522
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 1: with the ham sandwiches kicking and potato saladies glistening and

523
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 1: hit leaves miles all due the high Lord. I'm on

524
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:49,319
Speaker 1: dreaming of black Christmas. And I were, and an old

525
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,879
Speaker 1: white man came along made the white Christmas. Big head, Yeah,

526
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: that history. What else? What you want to do? Well?

527
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 1: What about side of Night? You know? The temptations just

528
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 1: in my mind all we had to do that right

529
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,320
Speaker 1: here now, I'm gonna tell you true, right now, Silent

530
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: Night were written by an old white Dutch quad. But

531
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 1: I got a hold to it, and I got the

532
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 1: temptation together and redid that. I got the temptations. You

533
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: wasn't until I put them together. Stop. You knew that

534
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 1: it wasn't. The temptations were that it was a group

535
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 1: called consent, and I said, you ain't in it consent

536
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: and main't. No damn sit. You gotta deal with the

537
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: temptations in the world because everybody get tempted. That our

538
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 1: temptation came about. I would have grown group together. All right, Roscoe,

539
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 1: thank you, We appreciate it. We're all that. You don't

540
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 1: know nothing coming up next, we got the nephew and

541
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 1: there phone call for it today right after this you're

542
00:42:55,320 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: listening show going up at the top of the hour,

543
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter

544
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:09,240
Speaker 1: for today's subjects. Ain't nothing holy about his behavior? Nothing

545
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:13,800
Speaker 1: holy about his behavior? Yeah, but right now it is

546
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 1: the nephew. He's here with today's prank phone call. What

547
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,359
Speaker 1: you got now? Surely I don't know what I did

548
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:26,880
Speaker 1: last week Friday? Oh my god, adult daycare O. I

549
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 1: have gotten texts, tweets, yes, post yes, do you name it.

550
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: This is the lady that got me. I got I

551
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 1: went for her, but at the latter part of it,

552
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 1: she actually got me. This is go ahead call my

553
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: best friend. She called me holleran, saying, this is my

554
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: favorite prayk call from the depute from now. Oh my god, man,

555
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: if you ain't heard it, he is Adult Daycare. Hello, Hello,

556
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach this shy. Please. Yes, this is Sharon.

557
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: Sharon's My name is Evan. I'm giving you a call

558
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 1: from adult daycare. Okay, the Black Daycare. My name is Evan,

559
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 1: and I got your number and all your information here

560
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 1: on file. Um, it looks like you're gonna be joining

561
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: us starting on Monday. So we're excited to have you,

562
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 1: and I want to just give you a call and

563
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: kind of give you the lay of the land of

564
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 1: what we have here and how how much fun you're

565
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 1: gonna have being here most of the day with herself.

566
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: From my understanding is you're gonna be here probably the

567
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 1: majority of this year. What are you talking? What are

568
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 1: you talking about? Being there? Where? Here? At the adult daycare?

569
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 1: Adult daycare? Where? Where's that? What are you talking? Okay?

570
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 1: Is Evan? My name? My name is Evan, yes, ma'am.

571
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 1: And okay, her daughter is Diane. You know my daughters. Yes, well,

572
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 1: she's the one that has you signed up. You're gonna

573
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 1: be at the adult daycare. So I'm assuming she's gonna

574
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: be dropping you off every morning, and I know what

575
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 1: to tell you talking about Evan Evan, Hang on a second.

576
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: All right, First of all, I don't know who you are.

577
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 1: You don't know who I am. I don't know how

578
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: the you know who my daughter is? But this is

579
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 1: this is really uh inappropriate and weird And what are

580
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: you trying to get? What do you what do you want?

581
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: Do you want money to me? Or you like a solicitor? No? No, no,

582
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 1: no man, no no, no note at I'm a share No,

583
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 1: I'm your daughter has signed you up to be here

584
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,360
Speaker 1: at the adult daycare during the day, so I'm just

585
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 1: going to I don't know what you're talking about. There's

586
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,320
Speaker 1: no way she would do that adult day care. What

587
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:46,399
Speaker 1: do I need to don'tday care for? So what? Well?

588
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:49,319
Speaker 1: Evidently are you home alone most of the time during

589
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 1: the day. Who cares if I'm home alone? Who? Why

590
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 1: are you asking me that you're trying to break into

591
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 1: my house? No? I don't know you are, man, I

592
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 1: don't know who share. Okay, look I'm hooked up to

593
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:07,399
Speaker 1: that uh nine one month stuff. Thanks like I could

594
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 1: just do a panicle right now, and they'll trace this

595
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: call and they will come to you and arrest you

596
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:18,320
Speaker 1: because you're harassing me. No, no, no, okay, miss Sharon,

597
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 1: I'm not harassing you. Your daughter, Diane came in and

598
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 1: signed up. Yes, she signed you up for you to

599
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 1: go to this daycare Monday to Friday. Why, she's at work,

600
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 1: so she's going to be dropping you off and then

601
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 1: she'll pick you up in the evenings on her way

602
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 1: home from work. Where you got that from? I don't

603
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: know who told you that. Yeah, you got my daughter's name.

604
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 1: And this is really freaking me out, you know, a

605
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 1: little bit over here Ivan, because I don't know why

606
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: you know my name? You know my daughter's name? Ah,

607
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: this is like the only reason I know you all name,

608
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: miss miss Sharon, is because she came in and gave

609
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:57,320
Speaker 1: all the information and she has paid for you to

610
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 1: come to the adult daycare on a daily bay Yeah

611
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 1: yeah here here. You know what, you sound like a

612
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 1: nice guy, you know what I mean, Like you're smooth,

613
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 1: you got a nice voice, You're you're you know, like

614
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 1: you know what to say. I don't know who the

615
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: hell you are though, I don't know what you're talking about.

616
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Like, I'm not going to

617
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 1: no daycare center. I'm not going to a daycare center.

618
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 1: I got order date because I'm fine. Just get that

619
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 1: through your head. There's nothing wrong with me. I stay home,

620
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: I got a dog, I walk the dog, I go

621
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 1: grow street shopping, my daughter comes over. Everything's sorry. I

622
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: don't give no daycare center, Okay, nd stay What I'm

623
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,399
Speaker 1: saying that there is there is there a reason why

624
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: she would sign you up. Man, she must she must

625
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 1: be looking out for your best. You know your help.

626
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 1: Let me ask you to let me ask you. Are

627
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 1: you single? What are you single? Are you married? What

628
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 1: does that happen to do it? Anybody? I'm not coming

629
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 1: to no daycare center, all right, Evan. Like, if you

630
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 1: want to come to my house and you want to

631
00:47:56,760 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 1: see how I live, you can. I don't. I'm twitching.

632
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,800
Speaker 1: I'm switching it up. Okay, I don't need to come

633
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:08,319
Speaker 1: to your home. I'm more concerned about making sure you're

634
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 1: comfortable here at the Adult Day when you get here

635
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 1: on Monday. Yeah, I'm not coming there. That's it. I'm

636
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 1: not coming there because there's nothing wrong with me. I'm

637
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 1: not coming out of my house. But I'll pay you

638
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:23,240
Speaker 1: for even you. I don't know, like I like your voice.

639
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 1: I just like your voice. And miss Way, mister, how

640
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 1: old you? How old you m? I'm fifty fifty. Have

641
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 1: you ever been with an eighty nine year old lady? Wow? Wow? Nine?

642
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: And you sound really nice? That's all? Like at first

643
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 1: I was scared of you. At first, I want to

644
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 1: be honest, I was scared of you. And now I'm

645
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 1: not like, I don't know why, I'm just not you

646
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,879
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like you just sound not Yeah,

647
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 1: I don't know who you are, but say so, well,

648
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 1: will you be here? Will you be at the daycare

649
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 1: center like you? Because I like to meet you. I'll

650
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 1: be at the daycare when you arrive on Monday. But

651
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 1: I mean not, um, miss Sharon, I won't be able

652
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 1: to only I like that, Miss Sharon. That's nice? Ohead god? Okay,

653
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 1: So should I should I reach out to Diane about this? All?

654
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,839
Speaker 1: Reach out tour? Sure? Reach out to Okay, Well, you're

655
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 1: not gonna like it? Yeah, ahead, You're not gonna come

656
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 1: in Monday, right, I'm right, I'm I'm I don't know,

657
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 1: You're gonna be very just late it's the Sharon. It's

658
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: not about me. It's about you coming in and you're

659
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 1: gonna this is where you're gonna be uh Monday through

660
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:55,439
Speaker 1: Friday from all right. You know, there's there's there's there's

661
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 1: other people your age here. There's there's a lot of

662
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,320
Speaker 1: ladies you're age and a lot of men. You're here ladies.

663
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 1: I'm not in the ladies. I'm not in late I

664
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 1: didn't I'm not. Yeah, not anyways, I'm in. I'm into

665
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 1: you o t um. Yeah. I think it's a situation

666
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 1: like your your daughter doesn't want you to be by yourself. Yeah,

667
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:20,319
Speaker 1: would you? Could I call you back? Can I call

668
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,360
Speaker 1: you back? Yeah? Let me call you back. Let me

669
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 1: call you back in a couple of minutes. I'm on

670
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: the shore and I got pulled my off of the thing.

671
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 1: This is the first this is ever happened to me. Okay, Uh,

672
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: miss Sherik. Can I tell you who I am? I

673
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:41,479
Speaker 1: am Matthew telling me from the Steve Arvey Morning Show.

674
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 1: Your daughter Diane got me the prank. Call you. But

675
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 1: I promise you you're different. You're I promise you, I'm different.

676
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 1: I promise you I'm different. Here it relates to Steve

677
00:50:55,960 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: Hervey like the guy in TV that's here. He is

678
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 1: gorgeous and called me back. All right, all right, okay,

679
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 1: I love you. Oh my god, boy, boy boy, can

680
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 1: I tell you control? I man been telling you somebody

681
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 1: to get your way? All right, I'm saying this man,

682
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 1: Thank you God, Thank you so much. Lord. She sure

683
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 1: didn't sound eighty three though, or how eighty nine? I mean, yeah,

684
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 1: she didn't sound like Shirley. She didn't sound like a man,

685
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 1: didn't sound like I like you. I like you. No,

686
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 1: no call back, Okay, I like how you sound. Em

687
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 1: you's gonna be there. At first I was afraid of you.

688
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna flad all right, Thank your nephew. Coming up next,

689
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 1: it is today's Strawberry Letters, subjects ain't nothing holy about

690
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 1: his behavior? Right after this. You're listening to this show,

691
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: all right, guys, it is time now for today's Strawberry Letter.

692
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:20,600
Speaker 1: And if you need advice on relationships, on sex, on dating,

693
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 1: on work, on parenting, and more, please submit your Strawberry

694
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: Letter to Steve Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry Letter.

695
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: We could be reading your letter live on the air,

696
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:33,840
Speaker 1: just like we're gonna do this one right, nephew, you

697
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:36,440
Speaker 1: that's right, so buckle up, but hold on tight. We

698
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:38,400
Speaker 1: got it. Call you here it is. It's that time

699
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 1: the straw very letter subject. Ain't nothing holy about his behavior,

700
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. My family has a church that they've

701
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:53,760
Speaker 1: been going to all their life, and I recently joined.

702
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:57,280
Speaker 1: I decided to devote my life to fellowship and service

703
00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:00,880
Speaker 1: at this church. My pastor is great, but I always

704
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 1: thought he was a bit creepy because of the strange

705
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,800
Speaker 1: relationship he has with my cousin. I have been watching

706
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:10,240
Speaker 1: them for a while, and then in a stewardship meeting,

707
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 1: my pastor mistakenly called my cousin babe or babe and

708
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 1: she blushed. Immediately after the meeting, I asked my cousin

709
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 1: what's up with her in the pastor and she got

710
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 1: all awkward and tried to lie at first, but then

711
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 1: she ended up spilling the beans. I was devastated. My

712
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 1: heart dropped, and I couldn't believe what she had told me.

713
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 1: She swore me to secrecy, but I don't care about

714
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 1: her feelings. I care about the pastor's wife's feelings because

715
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 1: she is ill and I have the utmost respect for

716
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:43,719
Speaker 1: her as the first lady of the church. Now my

717
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 1: family is whispering about them messing around, and I'm having

718
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:50,799
Speaker 1: a hard time acting naive. When they mentioned it. Two

719
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 1: weeks ago, she missed church and the pastor pulled me

720
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:57,279
Speaker 1: to the side and asked, where's my friend today. I

721
00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 1: guess my cousin has shared with him that I'm in

722
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,320
Speaker 1: on their little secret. He grosses me out now and

723
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 1: I want to find a new church home. My grandmother

724
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 1: told me that I need to just focus on God

725
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 1: and that's it. She said, God will take care of

726
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 1: my cousin and the pastor. I still want to leave

727
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 1: this church, but I enjoy Sundays with my family. I'm

728
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:24,759
Speaker 1: so conflicted. What should I do? Please advise? Wow, Well, first,

729
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 1: I have to tell you this that God isn't just

730
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 1: at that one church. God is everywhere. Okay. I do

731
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:34,840
Speaker 1: agree with your grandmother. She's right. You do need to

732
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 1: focus on God when you're at church, and God will

733
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: take care of your cousin and the pastor. But I

734
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:44,760
Speaker 1: still see no reason for you to check out another

735
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:48,280
Speaker 1: church if you just can't stomach going to your family

736
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 1: church any longer. Since you found out the news about

737
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:53,400
Speaker 1: your cousin and the pastor, you also have to know

738
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 1: that just like there's mess going on at church church,

739
00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 1: there's mess at a whole bunch churches. Okay, I mean

740
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:03,840
Speaker 1: there there's mess at other churches too. I mean you

741
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 1: just have to know that. Remember, pastors are human, they

742
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:10,839
Speaker 1: are mere mortals and they're not God. Okay, even though

743
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 1: we do hold them to a higher standard of church,

744
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 1: we do put them on a pedestal. But you know,

745
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 1: if you don't want to leave, and you do want

746
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 1: to enjoy Sundays with your family, you're going to have

747
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:25,319
Speaker 1: to not judge and do like your grandmother said, take

748
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 1: her advice and let God deal with that. Um, you know,

749
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 1: with handling the situation with your pastor and your cousin. Um.

750
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 1: If you're no longer getting fed there, that's something different.

751
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 1: Then of course, you know, go to a different church.

752
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,359
Speaker 1: But I see no reason for you to check out

753
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 1: a different church if you just can't stand to be

754
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 1: in their presence. You know, if that's if that's not

755
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:54,080
Speaker 1: what you're into, I definitely can support you in that. Steve, well, well, well,

756
00:55:55,280 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 1: if it ain't Green Leaf, we on own network. Now,

757
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 1: don't do this to me. You did it to yourself.

758
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:11,879
Speaker 1: My family has a church. They've been going to all

759
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 1: that life the whole time. My pastor is great, but

760
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 1: it didn't take long to see this statement. My pastor

761
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,920
Speaker 1: is great, but it usually take a little bit longer

762
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 1: for a person's sake. But but my pastor great. But

763
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,360
Speaker 1: let me just this woman trying to get to this

764
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:33,520
Speaker 1: damn letter. I always thought he was a bit creepy

765
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 1: because of a strange relationship he has with my cousin. Now,

766
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 1: let's see, when you say strange relationship with your cousin,

767
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:48,880
Speaker 1: I'm assuming your cousin is a female. So what is

768
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 1: this strangeness that you've noticed. I've been watching them for

769
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 1: a while. That's when you know you had one of

770
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 1: them churches. I was at a stewardess ship meeting. Now

771
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:01,839
Speaker 1: what is that shot? Well, um, you know, I guess

772
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 1: I don't know. It tells you how to be a

773
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 1: good steward's over what you have. I don't know anybody

774
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:11,919
Speaker 1: know what a stewardess ship meeting. I'dn't been on meeting.

775
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:14,360
Speaker 1: I've been a couple deacon boy, I don't remember having that.

776
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 1: I've been down there at the hall. Yeah, i'd have

777
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 1: been the choir rehearsal. Yeah, it's I hadn't been in

778
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 1: the pastor's office for cussing. You've done? What was that

779
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 1: office for cussing? Ante? Oh yeah, y'all had to go in.

780
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 1: There's quite a fear. I've been in that probably six times,

781
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 1: bro cussing brother Stevie's mouth. Oh, Stevie, this is when

782
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 1: you were younger. But I'm still going there now, but

783
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 1: I probably won't go anyway, they had a stewardess ship meeting.

784
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're practicing past now peanuts in there.

785
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:47,800
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're doing that the stewardship. No,

786
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 1: it's it's it's vocations at the church. So if you're

787
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 1: over a certain ministry or something. Right, Anyway, my pastor

788
00:57:55,560 --> 00:58:00,200
Speaker 1: mistakenly called my cousin babe or babe, and she us

789
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:03,120
Speaker 1: he had lost his damn. Oh, he tried to come

790
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 1: back up out of that. So what about you, baby,

791
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 1: I mean usher boy leader, I mean committee chair. So anyway,

792
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 1: immediately after the meeting, I asked my cousin what was

793
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 1: up with her in the pastor? Now you know what

794
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:19,200
Speaker 1: was up? Because you've always thought the man was creepy,

795
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 1: because of this relationship you had with your cousin. This

796
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:24,600
Speaker 1: has been going on. She got all awkward and tried

797
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:27,919
Speaker 1: to lie first, then she just ended up. I was devastating.

798
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 1: My heart dropped. I couldn't believe what she told me.

799
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:33,240
Speaker 1: She swore me to secrecy. But I don't care about

800
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 1: her feelings. I care about the passive feelings pastor's wife

801
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:41,760
Speaker 1: feeling because she is ill. Oh, pastor wife sick? You know, Junior,

802
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 1: do a sound like sicker? Silly you, Jay, do a

803
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 1: sound like diabetes to you? All right, covered them too.

804
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:56,720
Speaker 1: We got damn her two do a sound like she

805
00:58:56,840 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaker 1: hignorant to you that the conditions on this show. We'll

806
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:04,400
Speaker 1: be back with part two of Steeves respond to twenty

807
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 1: three after the hour you're listening a let's recap today's

808
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter and come on, Steve. Well right, this woman

809
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 1: had been going to this family one family had been

810
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 1: going to this church for years. She decided she wanted

811
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 1: to join the church and serve her time and fellowship

812
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 1: and service to God. But she had been having weird

813
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 1: feelings about to pass it because the way he act

814
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 1: with a cousin, they're in a stewardship meeting learning some up.

815
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,560
Speaker 1: In the end, he mess ronning call a bay baby,

816
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:35,440
Speaker 1: so she confronted him. She confronted her after the thing

817
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 1: and asked her what was up. She tried to lie.

818
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 1: Then she spilled all the beans. Didn't the lady said

819
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 1: that she spilled the beans. She said, I was devastated.

820
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 1: My heart dropped. I can't believe what she told him.

821
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 1: She swore me to secrecy. I didn't care about her feelings.

822
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 1: I came about to pass a white feelings because she's ill. Now,

823
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:55,040
Speaker 1: we didn't went over the show. We didn't find out

824
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 1: that it end ain't sick her sale now and we

825
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:01,439
Speaker 1: found out it ain't dia beating, you know, and Thomas says,

826
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 1: she ain't suffering from igness. That's not an illness. I'm

827
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: going over all the stuff that wrong with the people

828
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 1: on the show. I'm crazy. So it don't sound like

829
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 1: crazy to me. Yeah, sherleyd she sound bullhie to you, Okay,

830
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:18,880
Speaker 1: so she ain't bulliess colleges to sound like she's suffering

831
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:28,480
Speaker 1: from an overdosehood overdosa, sound like she country is hell,

832
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 1: come on Mississippi, Okay, cool, She don't have none of that,

833
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:35,439
Speaker 1: So we will not know what's wrong with the first round.

834
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 1: Now my family is whispering about them messing around, and

835
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:43,280
Speaker 1: I'm having a hard time acting naive when they mentioned it. Well,

836
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 1: your family been whispering about them messing around. It's just

837
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:50,000
Speaker 1: you just became a member of the church, and now

838
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:53,600
Speaker 1: you prove it to the inside information. They've been thanking

839
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:57,640
Speaker 1: this for a long time. You just came to the party. Girl,

840
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:01,959
Speaker 1: You ain't got to act NiFe. They't know two weeks

841
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,040
Speaker 1: ago she missed church and the pass and pulled me

842
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:05,840
Speaker 1: to the side, and thats what my little friend at

843
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 1: the day. Wow, Well, I guess my cousin has shared

844
01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:12,280
Speaker 1: with him that I'm in on their little secret. He

845
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 1: grosses me out now and I want to find a

846
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:18,440
Speaker 1: new church home. You should. My grandmama told me I

847
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 1: need to just focus on God, and they said, well

848
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 1: you can't cause you're in there with a pimp. What

849
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 1: she can't focus on the church because passes a pimp.

850
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:29,200
Speaker 1: I don't know where you got that. Now, dog on it,

851
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 1: let's stop all this. Well, it's how the focus because

852
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:37,960
Speaker 1: the passes the pimp. He's sitting up in here talking

853
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:40,640
Speaker 1: about And then your grandmama said, just focus on God.

854
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:43,400
Speaker 1: That says she can't because pimp in the pool pit,

855
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:45,720
Speaker 1: she said, God will take care of my cousin in

856
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:50,320
Speaker 1: the pastor that's after they die. You got to get

857
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 1: out to church. Now you can't even focus. I still

858
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:55,480
Speaker 1: want to leave the church, and you should sitting up

859
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:57,240
Speaker 1: in here watching him just do what he want to

860
01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:59,440
Speaker 1: do with your cousin, and your cousin act like it's

861
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:01,840
Speaker 1: all writing up. Woman sitting over there sick. We only

862
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 1: can't even find out where she got six damn adults

863
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,439
Speaker 1: on this shore. We still don't know where she got.

864
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:10,160
Speaker 1: Sheel this ain't no sickness, She ain't got the caugh

865
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,520
Speaker 1: for no damn flu. She eels something really wrong with

866
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 1: this woman days when she can't even make it up

867
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:17,440
Speaker 1: there to the service. Your cousin sitting the pick head

868
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 1: one on the front road, just playing peekaboo with the

869
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:24,760
Speaker 1: damn getting rid of pulpin. Not gonna keep going to

870
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:26,880
Speaker 1: this damn church. We're just not gonna do it. So

871
01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:29,080
Speaker 1: that have been the subject Seve instead of ain't nothing

872
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:32,160
Speaker 1: holy about his behavior? Well, ain't nothing holy about his play? Well?

873
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 1: They ain't nothing holy about pims. Pimps, ain't holy people,

874
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:44,000
Speaker 1: pimps pims. Holy people's is deacons and pops and people

875
01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 1: like that, eldest bishops, them's holy. Pimps ain't holy, and

876
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:54,000
Speaker 1: stop saying it. Somebody needs to get on this landing,

877
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:56,240
Speaker 1: getting on the phone callers. Woman, find out what's wrong

878
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:59,080
Speaker 1: with her so we can start to go fund the

879
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:02,120
Speaker 1: page and get something fun. So you think she should

880
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 1: get into another church. Got to get out of there.

881
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:09,440
Speaker 1: You can't sit str silences condoning. This is what it is.

882
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:12,240
Speaker 1: I can't know something about getting hurt, and then you're

883
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:15,680
Speaker 1: saying to go along with it. You gotta stopped this film.

884
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:24,720
Speaker 1: Why is he talking about this? Are you clear now?

885
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:32,760
Speaker 1: Curling crystal crystal to pinto beans is what this is?

886
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:38,520
Speaker 1: This pento beanes, pimps is needing to be stopped, PI

887
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:42,360
Speaker 1: and TVs. This staying looks like panto beans, but pimps

888
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:47,360
Speaker 1: is needing to be stopped. That's what these pinto beans.

889
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:52,200
Speaker 1: Pimps is needing to be stopped. Look like pinto beans,

890
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:56,760
Speaker 1: but it's real. You got stop to this, Okay, You

891
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:58,800
Speaker 1: got to leave this church and go find you somewhere

892
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:01,920
Speaker 1: else to worship. Sitting up in here watching this going

893
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:04,080
Speaker 1: on where my little friend. You ain't got no damn

894
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:08,800
Speaker 1: friend you the pastor passags ain't got friends. Passage got parishioners. Yeah,

895
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 1: passage got shape. I'm just checking on my little friend now, Chips,

896
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:20,840
Speaker 1: you're a shepherd him. It's got little friends. Friend. Might

897
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 1: Willer just said where my main fan yet already called

898
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:32,160
Speaker 1: her baby? And damn stewardship meeting justin got com it

899
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:33,880
Speaker 1: set up in here talking to the want to call

900
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:35,840
Speaker 1: her baby in front of everybody in the all the

901
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:42,000
Speaker 1: comedy heads going, deacon talking about wow here the hush

902
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:45,919
Speaker 1: your boy going. Jesus, Yes, Jesus, he didn't call her baby.

903
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:49,200
Speaker 1: She over that blush you so she doesn't care if

904
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:55,360
Speaker 1: everyone else it's just fanning. Oh my god, I know

905
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:59,120
Speaker 1: he called your baby, but shut your ass, Andy Whords

906
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:11,080
Speaker 1: of Boomerang, you are closet. Okay, that's read the book too.

907
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:13,320
Speaker 1: All right, Stee, we gotta get out of here. Please

908
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:16,640
Speaker 1: emails if you won't close in your relationship, start with

909
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:20,600
Speaker 1: email us or Instagram us your thoughts on today. St

910
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:28,760
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, f M. You're listening, stew all right, it's

911
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 1: been a minute since Junior has blessed us with the poem,

912
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:40,880
Speaker 1: and guess what he's here today with the poem. Oh okay, okay, listen, y'all,

913
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,360
Speaker 1: this has got to be addressed. This is important. This

914
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:46,160
Speaker 1: is not a game. Okay, let me say. I've watched

915
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:51,160
Speaker 1: all these Christian movies. I've seen Sama everywhere, I've seen

916
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:53,360
Speaker 1: the North Pole. But you know what, you don't see

917
01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:59,520
Speaker 1: black elves? Where are they? How come we don't have

918
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:03,960
Speaker 1: no black hells? So the title of this poem is, Hey, Sundam,

919
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:10,640
Speaker 1: how come they't no black ells? That's all? Yeah, this

920
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:14,320
Speaker 1: is it. I just want to address this black people everything,

921
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:17,120
Speaker 1: black people, black panther, all that. But did y'all notice

922
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:19,120
Speaker 1: all these years we've been living, you ain't seen no

923
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:23,640
Speaker 1: black eles. That don't bother y'all. Well, it bothered me

924
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:26,200
Speaker 1: enough that I wrote a poem about it. I'm serious here,

925
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:28,959
Speaker 1: it is, Hey Sandam, how come there no black ells?

926
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:34,080
Speaker 1: I don't see any black els? Sentam? What's up with that?

927
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:38,000
Speaker 1: Most of the elves I see a white And that's

928
01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:43,560
Speaker 1: an actual fact. I guess black ells don't matter, at

929
01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:46,720
Speaker 1: least they don't to you. You've been the North Pole

930
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:49,440
Speaker 1: all damn your long. Can't we at least get too.

931
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:54,760
Speaker 1: I hate to march on the North Pole because for

932
01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:58,480
Speaker 1: marching the weather's not right. So center. I like some

933
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:03,160
Speaker 1: black elves, and I liked them before Christmas night. Wow,

934
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:06,280
Speaker 1: So go ahead and pack your towards to do your

935
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:09,560
Speaker 1: Christmas d but put some black els on your list.

936
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:14,640
Speaker 1: And damn it. I'm asking nicely, please don't make me

937
01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:18,000
Speaker 1: come up there, because I will the end where the

938
01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:23,840
Speaker 1: black hels? What? What? Where is the black hells? Okay, okay,

939
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:28,520
Speaker 1: but Junior, huh, don't. Don't you have sucker sale. You

940
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:33,800
Speaker 1: can't take your back. I know I can't. Time threatened, Sam,

941
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:39,280
Speaker 1: I know I can't go up there. Christs try to Mark.

942
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:41,400
Speaker 1: I know I know I can't go up there. You

943
01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:45,160
Speaker 1: cannot go to the point. Remain the point, remain where

944
01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:48,560
Speaker 1: the black hells ch That's all I need to know.

945
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:52,200
Speaker 1: The weather, the weather won't out allow you to go

946
01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:54,640
Speaker 1: up there. Junior, you can't. I'm said I was gonna, Mark,

947
01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:56,840
Speaker 1: I threatened, Sam, I'm not going. I know I can't.

948
01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:00,800
Speaker 1: I know march, you can. I can't march, Caller, I

949
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:03,280
Speaker 1: know I can't march. But the point is they't know

950
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:10,560
Speaker 1: black hills be m black ales matter, black black else

951
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:15,720
Speaker 1: you know they ain't gonna get up on time to

952
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:18,439
Speaker 1: make the toy. They're gonna be late coming to work. Well,

953
01:08:18,479 --> 01:08:21,240
Speaker 1: we don't know that time because it ain't none I understand.

954
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,080
Speaker 1: I don't see I'm putting no apps in it. Ain't

955
01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:29,559
Speaker 1: you take your black behalf to the north Pole. It's

956
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:33,799
Speaker 1: a route for you, Bob. Thank you, Junior. You're listening

957
01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:42,799
Speaker 1: to show center is busy. And you know now because

958
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:46,280
Speaker 1: centers so busy, some of the Mason's department stores. Now

959
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:50,880
Speaker 1: you gotta make an appointment to see centers. So I

960
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:57,840
Speaker 1: have the schedule right here time, so shut up, Julian.

961
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:02,799
Speaker 1: Here it is you live, isn't it from nine am

962
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:09,120
Speaker 1: to eleven am, Senna, it's gonna see kids that have

963
01:09:09,439 --> 01:09:15,200
Speaker 1: long list. That's just from nine to eleven. Non coming

964
01:09:15,320 --> 01:09:18,960
Speaker 1: out to eleven with no long list. We're just doing

965
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:25,839
Speaker 1: long lists from nine to eleven. And Santa is warning

966
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:28,400
Speaker 1: you this year. Don't be repeating stuff you hear the

967
01:09:28,439 --> 01:09:34,320
Speaker 1: other kids say, making your list longer. Just read your

968
01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:41,679
Speaker 1: list to Sannah from first then at noon, Sannah will

969
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:47,320
Speaker 1: see all the kids that are winders. Wh whine a lot.

970
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:55,519
Speaker 1: I don't want to check your ass up. Way to

971
01:09:55,760 --> 01:10:05,360
Speaker 1: noon this ber what time, that's twelve noon for the Buns,

972
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:14,960
Speaker 1: not the Windings. That's very different. Now, between three and five,

973
01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:18,920
Speaker 1: Santago deal with the kids that jail won't sit steal

974
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:27,760
Speaker 1: three kids that fidgit and any any children that might

975
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:35,200
Speaker 1: bite bite, because from three tom the Black sant to

976
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:39,760
Speaker 1: sit in and he's gonna deal with the kids and

977
01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:43,600
Speaker 1: let the bite and fit sit your as steal bite me.

978
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:46,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bite you back. You know you gotta hear

979
01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:53,640
Speaker 1: stuff like that. I'm gonna bite you back. How to

980
01:10:53,680 --> 01:11:00,880
Speaker 1: grip them up? Okay? Now from then until seven heaven, uh,

981
01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:07,479
Speaker 1: this is towards the end of the day. All loud

982
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:14,680
Speaker 1: criers and kids that's afraid of sound. I'm gonna save you.

983
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:18,800
Speaker 1: I'm scary, asked you later on. So if you know

984
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:22,960
Speaker 1: your baby gonna holl aloud and as afraid of senter,

985
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:25,760
Speaker 1: bring him every day. We're gonna on that day, we're

986
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:28,000
Speaker 1: gonna bring in us. We're gonna bring a skinny or

987
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:32,720
Speaker 1: Santa Claus here, so he ain't as imposing cut down

988
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:35,439
Speaker 1: on some of the crime. But that's right after the

989
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:38,559
Speaker 1: Black Santa get through snatching or knocking a couple of kids.

990
01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:47,639
Speaker 1: Then listen very carefully, just as critical right before closing. Now,

991
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:49,680
Speaker 1: we're only gonna take ten of these a day, so

992
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:55,200
Speaker 1: you gotta make an appointment. These are kids who pee

993
01:11:55,360 --> 01:12:02,639
Speaker 1: on sent your child taking ten a day he on center.

994
01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:05,400
Speaker 1: This is at the end of the day that we're

995
01:12:05,439 --> 01:12:10,320
Speaker 1: only gonna take ten. Senna got some special gear made.

996
01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:13,960
Speaker 1: You're gonna switch him out from the skinny center bring

997
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:17,280
Speaker 1: back fat center. But he ain't really that fat. It's

998
01:12:17,320 --> 01:12:21,920
Speaker 1: just he got on a lot of absorbing clothes and

999
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:26,920
Speaker 1: so towards the end ten a day, that's all we're

1000
01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:31,040
Speaker 1: doing because we got enough absorbing pads on now where

1001
01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:36,120
Speaker 1: he can soak up ten peas. Okay, so we're just

1002
01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:38,519
Speaker 1: doing ten. If your baby not be living in line,

1003
01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:41,280
Speaker 1: he gotta come back to Marrow. We try to get

1004
01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:43,840
Speaker 1: him in there, but it's at the end of the day.

1005
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:46,240
Speaker 1: That way we sat to take his suit off. We

1006
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:56,880
Speaker 1: can bring it. Yeah, So that's our schedule. So please

1007
01:12:57,080 --> 01:13:01,439
Speaker 1: if your children fit in there anyway, yeah, you know

1008
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:03,800
Speaker 1: you'll be able to know where your child fits in

1009
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:07,800
Speaker 1: all a loud ass crime and all that. You know

1010
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:11,680
Speaker 1: when your child is going whiners, you know, kids with

1011
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:14,400
Speaker 1: long list, just know where your child for it, but

1012
01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:22,720
Speaker 1: especially those that peon sound. End of the day, you're

1013
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:28,400
Speaker 1: listening to Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steven, it's time

1014
01:13:28,439 --> 01:13:30,880
Speaker 1: to check your voicemail. If you want to leave Stephen

1015
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:33,840
Speaker 1: message call us right now at eight seven seven twenty nine.

1016
01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:39,120
Speaker 1: Steven leave a message. Okay, prayse God Steve's Harvey to

1017
01:13:39,439 --> 01:13:44,479
Speaker 1: you and your immediate family as well as to Radio

1018
01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:49,639
Speaker 1: teen family. I want to wish you eight very merry

1019
01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:55,360
Speaker 1: Mary Christmas at a less happy New Year. This is

1020
01:13:55,520 --> 01:14:00,320
Speaker 1: Sean Briscoe Calleige from Washington, DC. I love you show.

1021
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:04,800
Speaker 1: Good morning, Steve, Marry Christmas, Happy New Years to you

1022
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:08,400
Speaker 1: in your colleague. Let's leta Marjorie and your family. I

1023
01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:12,160
Speaker 1: love you. Margaret's charter com do all in Louisiana. Who

1024
01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:16,600
Speaker 1: First of all, Steve, let me say happy holidays to

1025
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:19,320
Speaker 1: your entire crew. And I also want to give a

1026
01:14:19,479 --> 01:14:23,840
Speaker 1: shout out to my two lovely granddaughters are Morning and

1027
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:29,080
Speaker 1: Cal Cal and my lovely wife meem Me from Eddie Lice.

1028
01:14:29,479 --> 01:14:32,479
Speaker 1: Good morning, Steve Harvey Morning Show crew. This is Cal

1029
01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:35,280
Speaker 1: Bronson from Raper, North Carolina, and I'd like to wish

1030
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:39,160
Speaker 1: fall my family a very merry Christmas to my Ayana,

1031
01:14:39,240 --> 01:14:42,360
Speaker 1: Zarah Adam and to all my grand babies in Winston,

1032
01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:45,840
Speaker 1: Saler Mary Christmas, Happy New Year, everybody. I love you guys.

1033
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:50,280
Speaker 1: Good morning Steve and the kJ and Lah family. This

1034
01:14:50,479 --> 01:14:54,640
Speaker 1: is Valencia Laras Smith from Lamorada, California. I want to

1035
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:58,519
Speaker 1: wish all of my family and my friends, especially my mother,

1036
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:02,160
Speaker 1: my sister, my two fews, and my roommate Santa Colvin,

1037
01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:04,960
Speaker 1: a very merry Christmas and maybe we have a very

1038
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:09,880
Speaker 1: prosperous and blessed and successful New year. Loves you guys,

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Speaker 1: you're listening. Here's a quick question for you guys. Um,

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Speaker 1: do you have a memory or a vivid recollection of

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Speaker 1: the first time you met Santa Claus. First time I

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Speaker 1: met Santa Claus. No, No, I've seen the picture, but

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Speaker 1: I don't remember the man. I don't know you him

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01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:42,720
Speaker 1: met the mall, but he never came to my house.

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Speaker 1: I never saw him. My mom would always tell me

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Speaker 1: he had been there though, and ate some satify and

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Speaker 1: they sat down and talked for a minute. Oh really

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Speaker 1: always Steve, do you remember meeting Santa Claus when I

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01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:02,160
Speaker 1: first met him? Yeah, but I already knew who it was,

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Speaker 1: so I was what happened. Well, I had been told

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Speaker 1: by my brothers and stuff, and you can go to

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01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:12,800
Speaker 1: his white man if him nothing house. So when I

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01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:15,840
Speaker 1: met him, it didn't have the joy that you think

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Speaker 1: you would have as a child. But still I liked

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01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:22,360
Speaker 1: Santa Claus. I always liked him. I thought his intentions

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01:16:22,439 --> 01:16:26,920
Speaker 1: were well. But plus I'm a big Christmas guy. So yeah,

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01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:30,080
Speaker 1: and why is that? I just I just think it's

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01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:33,680
Speaker 1: the dopest holiday of all time. I loved Christmas from

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Speaker 1: day one. The gifts, the giving, you know, seema, father,

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01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:39,759
Speaker 1: mother faced man. When they opened up this little worthless

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01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:43,760
Speaker 1: ass gift fid them bought him. You know, I knew

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01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:45,680
Speaker 1: the gift wasn't worth it, damn. But the way they

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01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:47,840
Speaker 1: faked it and act like they kid it meant a

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Speaker 1: lot to me, you know. And so I became a

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Speaker 1: big giver of Christmas gilts. I've always kind of liked that,

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Speaker 1: you know, nice gifts and stuff. But then as I

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01:16:57,200 --> 01:17:00,479
Speaker 1: grew older, realized what Christmas was really about. Who wasn't

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Speaker 1: about the gift given no motive, and so it just

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Speaker 1: became I just want a tree, That's all I want.

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01:17:06,880 --> 01:17:09,519
Speaker 1: It's a tree, you know, I know, I know the

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01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:14,840
Speaker 1: real meaning of Christmas right before you getting home, so

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Speaker 1: I could see my tree. Haven't seen no, haven't seen

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Speaker 1: it from again, I'm not sure where this one came

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Speaker 1: in from. I haven't. I haven't disgusted yet with my wife.

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01:17:26,960 --> 01:17:31,200
Speaker 1: But this coming in from somewhere. You didn't get it

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01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:42,519
Speaker 1: at wall? Are you mad? From the tree? At the tree? Yeah?

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01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:49,280
Speaker 1: And where your tree come from? Telling nameless? You excuse me?

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01:17:49,479 --> 01:18:05,000
Speaker 1: What excuse me? Market market as it predecorated? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh wow. All right, coming up, last break of the

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Speaker 1: day on this Friday. It's been a good day, it's

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Speaker 1: been a good week. We'll be back with Steve and

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Speaker 1: his closing remarks right after this at forty nine, after

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Speaker 1: the hour you're listening Morning show. All right, Stephen, it's

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01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:25,080
Speaker 1: time to check your voicemail. If you want to leave

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01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:27,400
Speaker 1: Steve a message, call us right now at eight seven

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01:18:27,520 --> 01:18:30,880
Speaker 1: seven twenty nine Steve and leave a message. Okay, come

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Speaker 1: on to mister Harbit. This is James murv and while

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01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,360
Speaker 1: it's North Carolina, I would just want to say I

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01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:38,960
Speaker 1: sure enjoy your show every day and it's exciting just

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01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:41,320
Speaker 1: to hear all the things that you have to say,

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01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:45,400
Speaker 1: especially when you and the Scarberry do the Scrubery letter y'all,

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01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:47,760
Speaker 1: you really have us cracked up on that. Just have

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01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:50,400
Speaker 1: them wishing y'all to have them. Marry Christmas, you're in

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01:18:50,439 --> 01:18:53,559
Speaker 1: your whole crew, and a happy New Year, especially miss Monica.

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01:18:53,680 --> 01:18:55,840
Speaker 1: Have I Merry Christmas, Miss Monica, and a half a

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01:18:55,880 --> 01:18:57,960
Speaker 1: half a new year. We don't hear you, but we

1097
01:18:58,120 --> 01:18:59,920
Speaker 1: know you're back there in the background, so just keep

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01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:02,400
Speaker 1: put the good Workman to Hoven. We love y'aut here,

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01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:04,400
Speaker 1: your fans love you, so just keep us a good

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Speaker 1: work and we're praying that God will continue to bless

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01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:10,240
Speaker 1: you to keep on entertainments. Good morning, Steve, This is

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Speaker 1: Kathy Johnson. I just want to say Merry Christmas and

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01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:17,519
Speaker 1: a prosperous New Year to you and your Good Morning team.

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01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:21,360
Speaker 1: I am always so inspired by you and everything that

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01:19:21,479 --> 01:19:23,920
Speaker 1: you do. I follow you on all social media and

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01:19:24,160 --> 01:19:27,000
Speaker 1: you are definitely my inspiration. So thank you so much.

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01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,160
Speaker 1: You guys have a great day for fight. Hey we're

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01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:31,760
Speaker 1: going on. It's ad out of Spartan Birder shout here

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01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:34,360
Speaker 1: line on Steve. I want to give a special shout

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01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:37,559
Speaker 1: out to my wife, Martana. She's so beautiful, the most

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01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:40,840
Speaker 1: caring person I've ever met, and she's completely changed my

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Speaker 1: life around. Also, shout out to your team over there.

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01:19:43,720 --> 01:19:45,920
Speaker 1: I listened to y'all every morning and y'all give me

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01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:50,920
Speaker 1: hope every day. My family crew of the morning, I

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01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:54,000
Speaker 1: just want to say half a happy and see holiday

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01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:58,120
Speaker 1: and happy holiday to the Smith family and a couple

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01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:03,080
Speaker 1: of our family all aware. Thank you, good morning. I'm

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01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:07,200
Speaker 1: Auburn calling from Alburn, Alabama. I just wanted to say

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01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:10,400
Speaker 1: that I love listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1: every morning. I love hearing the letters and I especially

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01:20:14,640 --> 01:20:19,400
Speaker 1: love me from Steve Harvey. Happy holidays and see us. Hey,

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01:20:19,479 --> 01:20:22,280
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, this is tire damn rn UM. I just

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01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:24,720
Speaker 1: want to give a shout out to my family. I

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01:20:24,880 --> 01:20:28,479
Speaker 1: pray everyone in my family and everyone have a merry Christmas.

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Speaker 1: And I just want to give a special shout out

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01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:33,080
Speaker 1: to my daughter. I love you and I hope sant

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01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:36,320
Speaker 1: Us gets you all right. Steve, We've come to the

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Speaker 1: end of the road for this week. This is our

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Speaker 1: last break of the day on this Friday. Leave us

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Speaker 1: with some clothes and remarks. Please you know something, man, Hey,

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01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:49,559
Speaker 1: let me give you this for clothes with mom to day. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I want to try to put people's mind at ease,

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01:20:57,600 --> 01:21:01,960
Speaker 1: because on your way to success, you're gonna find out

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Speaker 1: that some decisions are gonna get made about you that

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01:21:06,439 --> 01:21:09,919
Speaker 1: you have no say. So win. Listen to me carefully

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01:21:10,439 --> 01:21:13,599
Speaker 1: on your way to success. On the road to success,

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01:21:14,520 --> 01:21:17,560
Speaker 1: some decisions gonna be made about you that you have

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01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:20,720
Speaker 1: no idea that being made about you. I'm gonna tell

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01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:25,240
Speaker 1: you what I mean about that. The more successful you become,

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01:21:25,360 --> 01:21:29,320
Speaker 1: the more people talk about you. And what's crazy about

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01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:35,320
Speaker 1: this is the people that's talking about you, most of

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01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:39,400
Speaker 1: them don't even know you. On the way to success,

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01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:43,040
Speaker 1: let me tell you about hate. Some people only hate

1144
01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:48,360
Speaker 1: you because of the way other people love you. Some

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01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:52,479
Speaker 1: people only hate you because of the way other people

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01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:56,680
Speaker 1: love you. And that's really true, man. Some people just

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01:21:56,880 --> 01:22:00,120
Speaker 1: see people keeping praise on the person. Now, all of

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01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:02,040
Speaker 1: a sudden, they got a problem with that person. You

1149
01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:05,479
Speaker 1: see a person getting the credit that you ain't getting.

1150
01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:07,320
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, you get the problem with the credit.

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01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:10,200
Speaker 1: You get somebody up. You're talking about, man, how great

1152
01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:12,400
Speaker 1: a person is. All of a sudden, now here comes

1153
01:22:12,439 --> 01:22:15,080
Speaker 1: somebody want to find something wrong with them. Some people

1154
01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:17,680
Speaker 1: only hate you because of the way other people love you.

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01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:22,400
Speaker 1: But I want to share this with you here. This

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01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:27,200
Speaker 1: is really important. These people that are making these decisions

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01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:32,559
Speaker 1: about you that you know nothing about. It's okay, it's okay,

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01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:39,080
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna give you what I learned. Somebody sent

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01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:42,599
Speaker 1: this to me today and I said, Man, I'm gonna

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01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:47,639
Speaker 1: share that. Somebody sent this to me. A slogan it said,

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01:22:47,720 --> 01:22:51,200
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, they stopped talking to you. I'm

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01:22:51,240 --> 01:22:56,080
Speaker 1: gonna repeat it. All of us sudden they stopped talking

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01:22:56,240 --> 01:23:02,320
Speaker 1: to you. Don't trip because God was sometimes cut off

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01:23:02,479 --> 01:23:07,400
Speaker 1: an infection to keep it from spread. Did you hear me?

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01:23:09,040 --> 01:23:11,760
Speaker 1: This is really good man, All of a sudden they

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01:23:11,800 --> 01:23:14,839
Speaker 1: stopped talking to you. Don't trimp because God was sometimes

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01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:20,360
Speaker 1: cut off in affection to keep it from spreading. See

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01:23:20,439 --> 01:23:23,240
Speaker 1: a lot of people that's walking out your life. Don't

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01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:27,360
Speaker 1: trip about that. Sometimes God will just do you a favor.

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01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:33,200
Speaker 1: Sometimes God would just sometimes cut off and infection just

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01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:37,439
Speaker 1: to keep it from spread. I can't tell you how

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01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:40,640
Speaker 1: many times I've appreciated God doing something like that for me,

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01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:44,160
Speaker 1: when at first I didn't quite get it. Man, Why

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01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:46,559
Speaker 1: they tripped? Man? I thought they was cool? Man? Why

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01:23:46,640 --> 01:23:48,920
Speaker 1: they do this? To me, Man, Why did this happen

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01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:51,320
Speaker 1: to me? Man? Why did they take that from me? Man?

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01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:53,320
Speaker 1: Why did they go over there and say that about me?

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01:23:54,080 --> 01:24:00,400
Speaker 1: It don't trimp. Sometimes God gets rid of the action

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01:24:01,520 --> 01:24:06,840
Speaker 1: so it don't spread. Ain't that good news if you

1180
01:24:06,960 --> 01:24:12,840
Speaker 1: look at it that way? It's so helpful. Man. Don't

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01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:16,160
Speaker 1: be blown away with people who somehow you find have

1182
01:24:16,360 --> 01:24:19,639
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