Speaker 1: It's Burg and Jeffrey in the morning, and in the
Speaker 1: second day, the guy tries to impress the woman he's
Speaker 1: out with and ends up. But we'll just say in
Speaker 1: thirty straight minutes of NonStop physical pain. Oh that's a backfire.
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear what happened in just a second. But
Speaker 2: okay comments So yes, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, speaking of unconventional ways to meet someone, Amber commented
Speaker 1: and said, I showed up to a date two hours
Speaker 1: late and we now have a kid together.
Speaker 2: The patient's on the man for staying that long.
Speaker 3: And how did he.
Speaker 4: Stay in it?
Speaker 2: So many questions, Oh, that's awesome when they get there, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I could.
Speaker 5: It's like, yes, they're two hours late.
Speaker 2: J Yeah, floursmeil is no joke? What about six?
Speaker 1: Why don't we go that far? All right, we're gonna
Speaker 1: start your second date right now.
Speaker 5: Second date up date Text to se And this is
Speaker 5: for the guys out there, What is the craziest thing
Speaker 5: you ever did for a girl spontaneously on a first date?
Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, And I'll ask
Speaker 5: jose hose craziest spontaneous thing that you've ever done for
Speaker 5: a girl on the first date. There was one time,
Speaker 5: you know, when you're leaving like a restaurant in a
Speaker 5: theater and they have somebody selling single roses outside. I
Speaker 5: remember one time I bought all the roses. He's like
Speaker 5: four left. I'll take the rest of them, and I
Speaker 5: gave him You're dangerous, Jo. Look out my street flower vendors.
Speaker 5: You're about to run out of inventory.
Speaker 2: Roses.
Speaker 5: I bring it up though, because one of our listeners
Speaker 5: says he went full spontaneous on a first date and
Speaker 5: now he's kind of regretting it because he's not getting
Speaker 5: a callback so allergic to flowers. Maybe he's like the
Speaker 5: one thing I ask, let's welcome Patrick to the show. Patrick,
Speaker 5: how you doing many?
Speaker 4: Hey guys, thanks for having me on. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Is it normal for you to get spontaneous on a
Speaker 5: date or is was this like a one time sort
Speaker 5: of thing?
Speaker 4: Not even remotely?
Speaker 5: Dude, I've got to like you. I feel like I overplanned, though.
Speaker 2: I don't like that this didn't turn out the way
Speaker 2: you wanted.
Speaker 1: To because she's not calling you back because you need
Speaker 1: that confidence boost to do it more often.
Speaker 5: So what was it that caused this feeling inside of
Speaker 5: you that night that said I need to do something
Speaker 5: really spontaneous right now.
Speaker 4: So I basically I met this girl named Maggie and
Speaker 4: we're on our date and the topic of being spontaneous
Speaker 4: kind of came up, and we both agreed that being
Speaker 4: spontaneous is a really good thing. Not gonna lie, I
Speaker 4: don't agree, but I agreed in the moment, okay, But
Speaker 4: like she caught me right away because she was like, wait,
Speaker 4: I thought when we were first talking, you had said
Speaker 4: like you're not the type of person who does spontaneous thing.
Speaker 2: She called you out on you agree, and.
Speaker 4: I had to double down. I was like, what are
Speaker 4: you talking about? Of course I'm spontaneous. And I took
Speaker 4: one of like the flowers out of the vase on
Speaker 4: the table and I ate it, and you were.
Speaker 5: Going to give it to her, Jose, did you not
Speaker 5: eat any of the roses that you bought? I didn't. Okay?
Speaker 2: Is she laughing or just drooling?
Speaker 5: Because she's so turned on?
Speaker 2: She's also hungry, and there was only one.
Speaker 5: I was gonna eat that flower.
Speaker 4: She did laugh and she thought it was funny. But
Speaker 4: she was like, are you sure you're not just weird?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I can't tell. It's a joke at this
Speaker 2: point or not.
Speaker 5: It could be, it should be.
Speaker 2: It is kind of borderline between spontaneous. It's just really strange.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and now, even though clear I'm not spontaneous, now
Speaker 4: I feel like I have to prove my point. So
Speaker 4: the waiters walking by and I called him over. I
Speaker 4: took a hundred dollars bill out of my wallet and
Speaker 4: I tipped him mid meal?
Speaker 2: What whoa? What did you say to him?
Speaker 5: The way to be spontaneous?
Speaker 4: I said, you're doing such a great job. I just
Speaker 4: want to give this to you now, letting you know
Speaker 4: that we really like you. I can't even remember when
Speaker 4: I was so.
Speaker 5: You tipped early because as you're spontaneous.
Speaker 4: And a lot.
Speaker 5: Was she impressed with it?
Speaker 4: I don't know if she was impressed or.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, probably because it was happening inside of a
Speaker 5: jack in the box. So she was like, that's a
Speaker 5: little unusual to do that.
Speaker 1: Here you're flowers on the table, jack.
Speaker 2: I don't have a jack in the bie.
Speaker 5: Okay, So was that did the spontaneous proving stop there?
Speaker 4: No? Huh?
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, there's more.
Speaker 4: So we leave after dinner and we're walking and talking
Speaker 4: and she says kind of, I don't know here. She's like,
Speaker 4: you know, it's okay if you're not spontaneous.
Speaker 5: I'm yeah, but have you thought at any point of
Speaker 5: this is your But that's just not it's not how
Speaker 5: men think. Men don't accept like, hey, you're not that cute,
Speaker 5: you're not that charming, and that's fine. You're like, what
Speaker 5: do you mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a reverse psychology, is what we're working with here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys have to prove themselves.
Speaker 5: So what did you do?
Speaker 4: Well, we were walking by a tattoo shop and I
Speaker 4: said I'll be right back, and she was like, no,
Speaker 4: don't do that.
Speaker 5: You robbed the tattoo store. Wow, I got him.
Speaker 4: Robbing a tattoo store probably would have been smarter.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: Half an hour later and I've gotten a small what
Speaker 4: do you call it? Like an infinity symbol?
Speaker 5: Why did you go with that?
Speaker 1: Did you say you just left your date for a
Speaker 1: half an hour? You didn't even bring her in the
Speaker 1: shop with you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I should let her pick it out.
Speaker 4: I wanted to surprise her because she has the same
Speaker 4: tattoo on the same spot tattoo.
Speaker 2: You hold on.
Speaker 5: What was her reaction?
Speaker 4: At first? I thought it was a great So she
Speaker 4: was like freaking out a little bit, like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: I can't believe you did that. Then she kind of
Speaker 4: then started laughing about it and was like, you know,
Speaker 4: oh my god, you're crazy.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, yeah, mission accomplished. You proved it there.
Speaker 2: So she waited for a half an hour and was
Speaker 2: still able to laugh. Yeah, it's questionable she waited.
Speaker 6: She should.
Speaker 5: I mean, if I'm in that situation and I'm the girl,
Speaker 5: I would want to know how it ends.
Speaker 2: You're saying, do it for the plot. For the plot.
Speaker 5: I'm curious, what's he coming back with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope that's the end of your spontaneity.
Speaker 5: Or is there more? He's like, then I cut off
Speaker 5: my hands.
Speaker 4: Okay No, I walked her home and and that was it.
Speaker 4: But like, literally that was it. I haven't heard from
Speaker 4: her since.
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously you really really wanted to impress her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I don't know if you did, but like,
Speaker 2: this girl must mean a lot to you.
Speaker 4: I mean, yes, I do like her, but I don't know.
Speaker 4: I feel like she was calling me out, and I
Speaker 4: felt like I had to defend myself, even if it.
Speaker 2: Wasn't you know she wasn't trying to bully you.
Speaker 1: She was trying to tell you to just like jose said,
Speaker 1: pick a random bar you should go to as minute.
Speaker 2: That's all you don't.
Speaker 5: I think what we're saying is we're all impressed. We're
Speaker 5: all very impressed by how far you went in order
Speaker 5: to make this woman like.
Speaker 2: You For a girl you kind of.
Speaker 5: Like yeah, and so now we're gonna do even more
Speaker 5: spontaneity when we spontaneously call her and ask her why
Speaker 5: she's not giving you another chance.
Speaker 2: Well, it's very planned to do it every.
Speaker 5: Well, she's not going to expect it. She's gonna be like, wow,
Speaker 5: spontaneous phone call. Second date update, I want to date
Speaker 5: the word.
Speaker 1: We all have to get matching Infinity tattoos by the
Speaker 1: end of this.
Speaker 2: And we will do it.
Speaker 5: We will get the tattoo gun out for your second
Speaker 5: date update right after this. Hold on second date update.
Speaker 5: Some people get spontaneous on a date by skinny dipping,
Speaker 5: or hopping a train together, or hopping a train after
Speaker 5: skinny dipping. Is this the nude car? There's no plastic
Speaker 5: on the seats here, But.
Speaker 2: Why does it take so long for you to get kicked?
Speaker 2: Off the train.
Speaker 5: People like what they see you, but not for our listener, Patrick.
Speaker 5: He proved that he was spontaneous. He tried by eating
Speaker 5: a flour off their dinner table, tipping one hundred dollars
Speaker 5: before the bill came. That's a good one, and then
Speaker 5: getting a shoulder tattoo all mid date.
Speaker 2: How small is it? Can we ask?
Speaker 5: Is asking? How small are you?
Speaker 4: Know?
Speaker 5: How small is?
Speaker 4: It's maybe like an inch and a half.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's not that's not very big.
Speaker 2: Big is too big.
Speaker 5: But the whole reason that he did it is because
Speaker 5: Maggie kept doubting his spontaneous nature, so he had to
Speaker 5: step up and prove himself to her. Patrick, You're not
Speaker 5: going to try and prove your spontaneous again over the
Speaker 5: phone while we call her, right.
Speaker 2: Just a tattoo gun in the background.
Speaker 5: I'm getting your name.
Speaker 4: Trust me. I'm so over trying to be spontaneously. I
Speaker 4: just want to be my soul.
Speaker 2: There it is.
Speaker 4: I'm boring, and that's okay.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you want to boring, you're not.
Speaker 5: Just don't say that because I was going to prove
Speaker 5: how boring he don't say that. Just accept you are
Speaker 5: who you are. And we love it.
Speaker 1: I prefer a guy who doesn't need flowers anyways.
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 5: Let's see what Maggie has to say. It may have
Speaker 5: had nothing to do with the spontaneous stuff. Could be
Speaker 5: something else.
Speaker 2: Wait to hear her side of the state and her
Speaker 2: story from.
Speaker 5: It has to do with the spontane there's no way
Speaker 5: it's not. Well, let's find out. I'm gonna call her
Speaker 5: right now. We'll see what she has to say. If
Speaker 5: she answers, let's do it.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 5: Hey, is this Maggie.
Speaker 6: Guess who is speaching?
Speaker 5: My name is jeff from a radio show called Brook
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Him, Maggie, the whole show's here.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Maggie.
Speaker 6: Hi guys, what is this about?
Speaker 5: Okay, this is about your love life?
Speaker 3: Actually okay, okay, you're not your your dating life, because
Speaker 3: rumor has it you recently went out with a guy
Speaker 3: named Patrick and had a really fun time.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, if you say that? Does he say so?
Speaker 5: I do say so.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear how you described this date.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because we're doing a segment called Second Date Update.
Speaker 5: We're trying to help Patrick out and figure out if
Speaker 5: there was something weird about the date, if there was
Speaker 5: something that you didn't like. Because he's a little bit confused,
Speaker 5: why you haven't met up again?
Speaker 6: He's confused why we haven't met up again?
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, he did tell us a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 5: there was some highlights that were brought up.
Speaker 1: Confused, some spontaneous moments that happened.
Speaker 2: It sounds like.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I don't even know how to go
Speaker 6: about starting talking about.
Speaker 2: This, but should we start with a flower at the table?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: It was like a fun flirting manter and then he
Speaker 6: just eats a flower off the table.
Speaker 4: Like a man, like shocked and appalled.
Speaker 6: I'm confused. I don't know what to do, so all
Speaker 6: I do is laugh. But that's like permission to keep going.
Speaker 4: Oh is it?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 5: Because? Is it because he didn't put ketchup on the flower?
Speaker 2: Is that what it was?
Speaker 5: No, but you're saying your nervous laughter kind of opened
Speaker 5: the door. He thought, Oh, she's laughing, I should do this.
Speaker 2: It's like my seven year old.
Speaker 6: I was uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, but it was pretty impressive. When he tipped
Speaker 5: one hundred dollars.
Speaker 6: It was strange, to say the least.
Speaker 2: Why was that strange.
Speaker 6: It was strange because it's like, that's not how you
Speaker 6: act in a restaurant. That's not I mean, I wasn't
Speaker 6: impressed because somebody like showed how much money they had.
Speaker 5: All right, okay, fair, we.
Speaker 1: Can say that, but you're still there, like you, I mean,
Speaker 1: you guys are still going on the day. It's not
Speaker 1: like you laughed or you said I mean, there had
Speaker 1: to be something good happening, right, well, I mean, how.
Speaker 6: Do you even like, how would you leave that situation?
Speaker 2: You can't walk out the door, would you? No? Okay,
Speaker 2: call my friend to come get me walking out the door.
Speaker 5: But let's talk about the tattoo that he got at
Speaker 5: the end of the day. Can we skip to that.
Speaker 5: We're all dying. What do you want to know? On
Speaker 5: a scale of one to ten, how badly did you
Speaker 5: want to say I love you.
Speaker 6: Right when you literally because of infinity? That was just
Speaker 6: like actually insane.
Speaker 5: You didn't like it. It's funny you said that because
Speaker 5: we heard it was an infinity tattoo, so negative infinity. Wow,
Speaker 5: that's like matching soulmates.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, no, you're waiting outside of tattoo parlor for
Speaker 1: thirty minutes, Like did you know that's what he was
Speaker 1: doing inside.
Speaker 6: I honestly I had no idea what was happening.
Speaker 2: You were dead.
Speaker 6: When he came out side with the tattoo that I had,
Speaker 6: I like wanted to scream because he even asked me
Speaker 6: what it was. I'm actually in the process of getting
Speaker 6: it removed because I had with my axe, because there was.
Speaker 2: A matching tattoo that you had with your ax. Is
Speaker 2: that what you just said?
Speaker 5: Yes, dude, Oh my god. Well now you don't have
Speaker 5: to get it removed because it matches with your new boyfriend.
Speaker 6: No, sooner.
Speaker 5: Oh god.
Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy to say that two men in your
Speaker 1: life has a.
Speaker 2: Tattoo?
Speaker 6: They're not both in my life?
Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah, I mean it's like your exit mark, everything
Speaker 2: you're done with.
Speaker 5: Well, they're not. They're not totally out of your life
Speaker 5: yet either, because here's something that's kind of spontaneous and fun.
Speaker 5: Patrick has been waiting on the other line, listening, wanting
Speaker 5: to talk to you.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5: Really, yeah, I think he's still there, Patrick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, God, as if that tattoo story could I thought
Speaker 1: it couldn't get worse.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Patrick, how do you feel about your tattoo?
Speaker 4: Now not not so great. Uh, I'm not what to say.
Speaker 4: That is who? But you know what I hate You're
Speaker 4: that your ex was not as spontaneous as I am.
Speaker 6: Right, Oh God, still keep going with that whole thing.
Speaker 6: It's like it's not a joke anymore. It's kind of
Speaker 6: just annoying at this point.
Speaker 1: Okay, try and be boring now, that's what you said
Speaker 1: you were gonna do, right, Like, that's what your goal was,
Speaker 1: to be yourself and show her who.
Speaker 2: You really are.
Speaker 4: No, absolutely, I was. I was. That was a really
Speaker 4: a real bad joke.
Speaker 5: Okay, he's a jokes that he doesn't jokes.
Speaker 2: I think he's uncomfortable. I feel best.
Speaker 4: So, Maggie, I gotta ask, like, was your exploring? What
Speaker 4: was he like?
Speaker 6: I don't even have to tell you. You like didn't even
Speaker 6: talk to me on the date. It was all about
Speaker 6: how you felt. I'm like, I don't need to tell
Speaker 6: you anything about myself.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 2: Do you know what went on?
Speaker 5: And sat down and just witnessed a lot.
Speaker 1: Of weird When we talked to him before we were
Speaker 1: on the phone with you, he understands how dumb he was,
Speaker 1: and he said he just wanted to be himself and
Speaker 1: get a do over with you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he should have just admitted. Maybe he's not misrespontaneity.
Speaker 4: I'm not, I swear.
Speaker 6: I mean, I think he's a really nice guy. I
Speaker 6: think he is trying too hard and needs to get
Speaker 6: a little bit more grounded with who he is.
Speaker 2: Okay, And I don't know.
Speaker 6: I think there are a lot of assumptions that were
Speaker 6: made and I didn't like it, and I don't have
Speaker 6: time to give other people chances.
Speaker 5: So you're selfish, that's my god, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: No, she has boundaries. Boundaries, there's what those are called.
Speaker 5: Brook. The point is we're trying to help our listener
Speaker 5: Patrick get together with this woman that he really liked
Speaker 5: and made a lot of effort to try and impress.
Speaker 5: He did do that, Maggie. We're all in agreement, and
Speaker 5: even Patrick is that he went too far with that.
Speaker 5: We want to reel it back so much. So, what
Speaker 5: do you think about getting your tattoos removed? Together?
Speaker 2: And we will pay for that, make it something else.
Speaker 5: Let's erase all of the past and start a happy,
Speaker 5: brand new future.
Speaker 4: With Patrick for both of those too.
Speaker 2: Patrick, don't come off as cheap right now, Okay, Well.
Speaker 5: Brooke Herrety spent his one hundred dollars bill on the
Speaker 5: waiter already, so we probably should step in, Maggie, what
Speaker 5: do you think?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: Okay, wow, all the effort, but it's going.
Speaker 4: To be it of for me.
Speaker 5: I kind of know why her ex boyfriend left her
Speaker 5: now after hearing this.
Speaker 2: Oh God, jeff you.
Speaker 5: Assume he's fun. He's spontaneous, he tried, Patrick, do you
Speaker 5: and me want to You want to get a beer
Speaker 5: with me sometime?
Speaker 4: Dude? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see infinity when it comes to
Speaker 1: work up work next week.
Speaker 5: We're gonna get the tattoos that you have to like
Speaker 5: press your bodies together in order for them to make
Speaker 5: one giant thing. Yeah, one che eat, ok Patrick, that.
Speaker 4: Might be a little weird, a little like too much
Speaker 4: for me.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm the weird one now, I'm not. Jeffrey in
Speaker 5: the Morning Man. I am so disappointed real honestly.
Speaker 2: Really, you really thought that was going to turn out differently.
Speaker 5: I just feel like men are constantly trying to put
Speaker 5: an extra effort to show that they care about these women.
Speaker 5: They want to stand out, and they get roasted for
Speaker 5: it on our show. Every single time.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. All she wanted him to do was
Speaker 2: be himself.
Speaker 5: She didn't say that, did not She said that, not
Speaker 5: before the date, after the fact she said it.
Speaker 2: She said it during the date. She said, you're trying
Speaker 2: too hard. Just be you, honestly, do you not listen
Speaker 2: to anything people say?
Speaker 5: Really? I blame myself for this.
Speaker 2: It's all about you.
Speaker 5: I am not being wild and spontaneous enough in these
Speaker 5: calls to make the other men appear more normal.
Speaker 2: I see, that's my job.
Speaker 5: Although I did ask the guy to grab a beer
Speaker 5: and get matching butt tattoos with me at the end,
Speaker 5: so maybe I am growing.
Speaker 2: You got turned down though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a rough day for everybody, so I don't know.
Speaker 5: We're still willing to help you out, but let's give
Speaker 5: guys some credit for effort.
Speaker 3: Yeah ladies, sure, yeah, half the room.
Speaker 5: We will call the person. We'll put in the effort
Speaker 5: by calling that person who's not calling you back. So
Speaker 5: email the show if you feel like you need a
Speaker 5: little bit of help and go check out all of
Speaker 5: our second dates where you get your podcasts at Brook
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey