WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classic: Spontaneous No

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<v Speaker 1>It's Burg and Jeffrey in the morning, and in the

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<v Speaker 1>second day, the guy tries to impress the woman he's

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<v Speaker 1>out with and ends up. But we'll just say in

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<v Speaker 1>thirty straight minutes of NonStop physical pain. Oh that's a backfire.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna hear what happened in just a second. But

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<v Speaker 2>okay comments So yes, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Mean, speaking of unconventional ways to meet someone, Amber commented

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<v Speaker 1>and said, I showed up to a date two hours

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<v Speaker 1>late and we now have a kid together.

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<v Speaker 2>The patient's on the man for staying that long.

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<v Speaker 3>And how did he.

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<v Speaker 4>Stay in it?

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<v Speaker 2>So many questions, Oh, that's awesome when they get there, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I could.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like, yes, they're two hours late.

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<v Speaker 2>J Yeah, floursmeil is no joke? What about six?

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't we go that far? All right, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>start your second date right now.

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<v Speaker 5>Second date up date Text to se And this is

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<v Speaker 5>for the guys out there, What is the craziest thing

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<v Speaker 5>you ever did for a girl spontaneously on a first date?

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<v Speaker 5>It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, And I'll ask

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<v Speaker 5>jose hose craziest spontaneous thing that you've ever done for

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<v Speaker 5>a girl on the first date. There was one time,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, when you're leaving like a restaurant in a

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<v Speaker 5>theater and they have somebody selling single roses outside. I

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<v Speaker 5>remember one time I bought all the roses. He's like

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<v Speaker 5>four left. I'll take the rest of them, and I

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<v Speaker 5>gave him You're dangerous, Jo. Look out my street flower vendors.

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<v Speaker 5>You're about to run out of inventory.

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<v Speaker 2>Roses.

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<v Speaker 5>I bring it up though, because one of our listeners

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<v Speaker 5>says he went full spontaneous on a first date and

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<v Speaker 5>now he's kind of regretting it because he's not getting

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<v Speaker 5>a callback so allergic to flowers. Maybe he's like the

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<v Speaker 5>one thing I ask, let's welcome Patrick to the show. Patrick,

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<v Speaker 5>how you doing many?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey guys, thanks for having me on. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Is it normal for you to get spontaneous on a

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<v Speaker 5>date or is was this like a one time sort

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<v Speaker 5>of thing?

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<v Speaker 4>Not even remotely?

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<v Speaker 5>Dude, I've got to like you. I feel like I overplanned, though.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like that this didn't turn out the way

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<v Speaker 2>you wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>To because she's not calling you back because you need

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<v Speaker 1>that confidence boost to do it more often.

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<v Speaker 5>So what was it that caused this feeling inside of

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<v Speaker 5>you that night that said I need to do something

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<v Speaker 5>really spontaneous right now.

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<v Speaker 4>So I basically I met this girl named Maggie and

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<v Speaker 4>we're on our date and the topic of being spontaneous

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<v Speaker 4>kind of came up, and we both agreed that being

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<v Speaker 4>spontaneous is a really good thing. Not gonna lie, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't agree, but I agreed in the moment, okay, But

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<v Speaker 4>like she caught me right away because she was like, wait,

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<v Speaker 4>I thought when we were first talking, you had said

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<v Speaker 4>like you're not the type of person who does spontaneous thing.

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<v Speaker 2>She called you out on you agree, and.

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<v Speaker 4>I had to double down. I was like, what are

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<v Speaker 4>you talking about? Of course I'm spontaneous. And I took

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<v Speaker 4>one of like the flowers out of the vase on

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<v Speaker 4>the table and I ate it, and you were.

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<v Speaker 5>Going to give it to her, Jose, did you not

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<v Speaker 5>eat any of the roses that you bought? I didn't. Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Is she laughing or just drooling?

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<v Speaker 5>Because she's so turned on?

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<v Speaker 2>She's also hungry, and there was only one.

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<v Speaker 5>I was gonna eat that flower.

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<v Speaker 4>She did laugh and she thought it was funny. But

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<v Speaker 4>she was like, are you sure you're not just weird?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, I can't tell. It's a joke at this

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<v Speaker 2>point or not.

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<v Speaker 5>It could be, it should be.

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<v Speaker 2>It is kind of borderline between spontaneous. It's just really strange.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and now, even though clear I'm not spontaneous, now

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like I have to prove my point. So

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<v Speaker 4>the waiters walking by and I called him over. I

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<v Speaker 4>took a hundred dollars bill out of my wallet and

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<v Speaker 4>I tipped him mid meal?

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<v Speaker 2>What whoa? What did you say to him?

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<v Speaker 5>The way to be spontaneous?

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<v Speaker 4>I said, you're doing such a great job. I just

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<v Speaker 4>want to give this to you now, letting you know

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<v Speaker 4>that we really like you. I can't even remember when

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<v Speaker 4>I was so.

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<v Speaker 5>You tipped early because as you're spontaneous.

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<v Speaker 4>And a lot.

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<v Speaker 5>Was she impressed with it?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if she was impressed or.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, yeah, probably because it was happening inside of a

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<v Speaker 5>jack in the box. So she was like, that's a

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<v Speaker 5>little unusual to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Here you're flowers on the table, jack.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have a jack in the bie.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, So was that did the spontaneous proving stop there?

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<v Speaker 4>No? Huh?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Okay, there's more.

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<v Speaker 4>So we leave after dinner and we're walking and talking

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<v Speaker 4>and she says kind of, I don't know here. She's like,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, it's okay if you're not spontaneous.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm yeah, but have you thought at any point of

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<v Speaker 5>this is your But that's just not it's not how

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<v Speaker 5>men think. Men don't accept like, hey, you're not that cute,

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<v Speaker 5>you're not that charming, and that's fine. You're like, what

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<v Speaker 5>do you mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a reverse psychology, is what we're working with here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you guys have to prove themselves.

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<v Speaker 5>So what did you do?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, we were walking by a tattoo shop and I

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<v Speaker 4>said I'll be right back, and she was like, no,

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<v Speaker 4>don't do that.

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<v Speaker 5>You robbed the tattoo store. Wow, I got him.

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<v Speaker 4>Robbing a tattoo store probably would have been smarter.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>Half an hour later and I've gotten a small what

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<v Speaker 4>do you call it? Like an infinity symbol?

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<v Speaker 5>Why did you go with that?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say you just left your date for a

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<v Speaker 1>half an hour? You didn't even bring her in the

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<v Speaker 1>shop with you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I should let her pick it out.

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<v Speaker 4>I wanted to surprise her because she has the same

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<v Speaker 4>tattoo on the same spot tattoo.

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<v Speaker 2>You hold on.

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<v Speaker 5>What was her reaction?

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<v Speaker 4>At first? I thought it was a great So she

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<v Speaker 4>was like freaking out a little bit, like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>I can't believe you did that. Then she kind of

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<v Speaker 4>then started laughing about it and was like, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>oh my god, you're crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, okay, yeah, mission accomplished. You proved it there.

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<v Speaker 2>So she waited for a half an hour and was

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<v Speaker 2>still able to laugh. Yeah, it's questionable she waited.

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<v Speaker 6>She should.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, if I'm in that situation and I'm the girl,

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<v Speaker 5>I would want to know how it ends.

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<v Speaker 2>You're saying, do it for the plot. For the plot.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm curious, what's he coming back with.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I hope that's the end of your spontaneity.

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<v Speaker 5>Or is there more? He's like, then I cut off

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<v Speaker 5>my hands.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay No, I walked her home and and that was it.

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<v Speaker 4>But like, literally that was it. I haven't heard from

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<v Speaker 4>her since.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, obviously you really really wanted to impress her.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, I don't know if you did, but like,

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<v Speaker 2>this girl must mean a lot to you.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, yes, I do like her, but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like she was calling me out, and I

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<v Speaker 4>felt like I had to defend myself, even if it.

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't you know she wasn't trying to bully you.

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<v Speaker 1>She was trying to tell you to just like jose said,

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<v Speaker 1>pick a random bar you should go to as minute.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all you don't.

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<v Speaker 5>I think what we're saying is we're all impressed. We're

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<v Speaker 5>all very impressed by how far you went in order

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<v Speaker 5>to make this woman like.

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<v Speaker 2>You For a girl you kind of.

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<v Speaker 5>Like yeah, and so now we're gonna do even more

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<v Speaker 5>spontaneity when we spontaneously call her and ask her why

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<v Speaker 5>she's not giving you another chance.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's very planned to do it every.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, she's not going to expect it. She's gonna be like, wow,

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<v Speaker 5>spontaneous phone call. Second date update, I want to date

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<v Speaker 5>the word.

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<v Speaker 1>We all have to get matching Infinity tattoos by the

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<v Speaker 1>end of this.

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<v Speaker 2>And we will do it.

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<v Speaker 5>We will get the tattoo gun out for your second

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<v Speaker 5>date update right after this. Hold on second date update.

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<v Speaker 5>Some people get spontaneous on a date by skinny dipping,

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<v Speaker 5>or hopping a train together, or hopping a train after

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<v Speaker 5>skinny dipping. Is this the nude car? There's no plastic

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<v Speaker 5>on the seats here, But.

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<v Speaker 2>Why does it take so long for you to get kicked?

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<v Speaker 2>Off the train.

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<v Speaker 5>People like what they see you, but not for our listener, Patrick.

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<v Speaker 5>He proved that he was spontaneous. He tried by eating

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<v Speaker 5>a flour off their dinner table, tipping one hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 5>before the bill came. That's a good one, and then

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<v Speaker 5>getting a shoulder tattoo all mid date.

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<v Speaker 2>How small is it? Can we ask?

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<v Speaker 5>Is asking? How small are you?

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<v Speaker 4>Know?

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<v Speaker 5>How small is?

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<v Speaker 4>It's maybe like an inch and a half.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, that's not that's not very big.

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<v Speaker 2>Big is too big.

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<v Speaker 5>But the whole reason that he did it is because

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<v Speaker 5>Maggie kept doubting his spontaneous nature, so he had to

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<v Speaker 5>step up and prove himself to her. Patrick, You're not

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<v Speaker 5>going to try and prove your spontaneous again over the

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<v Speaker 5>phone while we call her, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Just a tattoo gun in the background.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm getting your name.

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<v Speaker 4>Trust me. I'm so over trying to be spontaneously. I

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<v Speaker 4>just want to be my soul.

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<v Speaker 2>There it is.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm boring, and that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you want to boring, you're not.

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<v Speaker 5>Just don't say that because I was going to prove

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<v Speaker 5>how boring he don't say that. Just accept you are

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<v Speaker 5>who you are. And we love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I prefer a guy who doesn't need flowers anyways.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's see what Maggie has to say. It may have

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<v Speaker 5>had nothing to do with the spontaneous stuff. Could be

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<v Speaker 5>something else.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait to hear her side of the state and her

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<v Speaker 2>story from.

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<v Speaker 5>It has to do with the spontane there's no way

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<v Speaker 5>it's not. Well, let's find out. I'm gonna call her

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<v Speaker 5>right now. We'll see what she has to say. If

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<v Speaker 5>she answers, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 6>Hello.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, is this Maggie.

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<v Speaker 6>Guess who is speaching?

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<v Speaker 5>My name is jeff from a radio show called Brook

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<v Speaker 5>and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Him, Maggie, the whole show's here.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning, Maggie.

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<v Speaker 6>Hi guys, what is this about?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, this is about your love life?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually okay, okay, you're not your your dating life, because

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<v Speaker 3>rumor has it you recently went out with a guy

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<v Speaker 3>named Patrick and had a really fun time.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh okay, if you say that? Does he say so?

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<v Speaker 5>I do say so.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to hear how you described this date.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, because we're doing a segment called Second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 5>We're trying to help Patrick out and figure out if

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<v Speaker 5>there was something weird about the date, if there was

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<v Speaker 5>something that you didn't like. Because he's a little bit confused,

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<v Speaker 5>why you haven't met up again?

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<v Speaker 6>He's confused why we haven't met up again?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, yeah, he did tell us a little bit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>there was some highlights that were brought up.

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<v Speaker 1>Confused, some spontaneous moments that happened.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I mean, I don't even know how to go

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<v Speaker 6>about starting talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>This, but should we start with a flower at the table?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>It was like a fun flirting manter and then he

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<v Speaker 6>just eats a flower off the table.

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<v Speaker 4>Like a man, like shocked and appalled.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm confused. I don't know what to do, so all

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<v Speaker 6>I do is laugh. But that's like permission to keep going.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it?

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<v Speaker 5>Because? Is it because he didn't put ketchup on the flower?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what it was?

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<v Speaker 5>No, but you're saying your nervous laughter kind of opened

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<v Speaker 5>the door. He thought, Oh, she's laughing, I should do this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like my seven year old.

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<v Speaker 6>I was uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, okay, but it was pretty impressive. When he tipped

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<v Speaker 5>one hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 6>It was strange, to say the least.

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<v Speaker 2>Why was that strange.

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<v Speaker 6>It was strange because it's like, that's not how you

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<v Speaker 6>act in a restaurant. That's not I mean, I wasn't

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<v Speaker 6>impressed because somebody like showed how much money they had.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, okay, fair, we.

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<v Speaker 1>Can say that, but you're still there, like you, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are still going on the day. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>like you laughed or you said I mean, there had

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<v Speaker 1>to be something good happening, right, well, I mean, how.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you even like, how would you leave that situation?

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<v Speaker 2>You can't walk out the door, would you? No? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>call my friend to come get me walking out the door.

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<v Speaker 5>But let's talk about the tattoo that he got at

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<v Speaker 5>the end of the day. Can we skip to that.

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<v Speaker 5>We're all dying. What do you want to know? On

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<v Speaker 5>a scale of one to ten, how badly did you

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<v Speaker 5>want to say I love you.

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<v Speaker 6>Right when you literally because of infinity? That was just

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<v Speaker 6>like actually insane.

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<v Speaker 5>You didn't like it. It's funny you said that because

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<v Speaker 5>we heard it was an infinity tattoo, so negative infinity. Wow,

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<v Speaker 5>that's like matching soulmates.

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<v Speaker 1>Really yeah, no, you're waiting outside of tattoo parlor for

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<v Speaker 1>thirty minutes, Like did you know that's what he was

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<v Speaker 1>doing inside.

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<v Speaker 6>I honestly I had no idea what was happening.

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<v Speaker 2>You were dead.

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<v Speaker 6>When he came out side with the tattoo that I had,

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<v Speaker 6>I like wanted to scream because he even asked me

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<v Speaker 6>what it was. I'm actually in the process of getting

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<v Speaker 6>it removed because I had with my axe, because there was.

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<v Speaker 2>A matching tattoo that you had with your ax. Is

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<v Speaker 2>that what you just said?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, dude, Oh my god. Well now you don't have

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<v Speaker 5>to get it removed because it matches with your new boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 6>No, sooner.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh god.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it crazy to say that two men in your

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<v Speaker 1>life has a.

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<v Speaker 2>Tattoo?

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<v Speaker 6>They're not both in my life?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Yeah, I mean it's like your exit mark, everything

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<v Speaker 2>you're done with.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, they're not. They're not totally out of your life

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<v Speaker 5>yet either, because here's something that's kind of spontaneous and fun.

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<v Speaker 5>Patrick has been waiting on the other line, listening, wanting

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<v Speaker 5>to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 5>Really, yeah, I think he's still there, Patrick.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, God, as if that tattoo story could I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it couldn't get worse.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Patrick, how do you feel about your tattoo?

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<v Speaker 4>Now not not so great. Uh, I'm not what to say.

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<v Speaker 4>That is who? But you know what I hate You're

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<v Speaker 4>that your ex was not as spontaneous as I am.

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<v Speaker 6>Right, Oh God, still keep going with that whole thing.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like it's not a joke anymore. It's kind of

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<v Speaker 6>just annoying at this point.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, try and be boring now, that's what you said

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<v Speaker 1>you were gonna do, right, Like, that's what your goal was,

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<v Speaker 1>to be yourself and show her who.

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<v Speaker 2>You really are.

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<v Speaker 4>No, absolutely, I was. I was. That was a really

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<v Speaker 4>a real bad joke.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, he's a jokes that he doesn't jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's uncomfortable. I feel best.

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<v Speaker 4>So, Maggie, I gotta ask, like, was your exploring? What

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<v Speaker 4>was he like?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't even have to tell you. You like didn't even

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<v Speaker 6>talk to me on the date. It was all about

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<v Speaker 6>how you felt. I'm like, I don't need to tell

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<v Speaker 6>you anything about myself.

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<v Speaker 4>That's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what went on?

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<v Speaker 5>And sat down and just witnessed a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Of weird When we talked to him before we were

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone with you, he understands how dumb he was,

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<v Speaker 1>and he said he just wanted to be himself and

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<v Speaker 1>get a do over with you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he should have just admitted. Maybe he's not misrespontaneity.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not, I swear.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, I think he's a really nice guy. I

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<v Speaker 6>think he is trying too hard and needs to get

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<v Speaker 6>a little bit more grounded with who he is.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, And I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>I think there are a lot of assumptions that were

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<v Speaker 6>made and I didn't like it, and I don't have

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<v Speaker 6>time to give other people chances.

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<v Speaker 5>So you're selfish, that's my god, Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 1>No, she has boundaries. Boundaries, there's what those are called.

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<v Speaker 5>Brook. The point is we're trying to help our listener

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<v Speaker 5>Patrick get together with this woman that he really liked

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<v Speaker 5>and made a lot of effort to try and impress.

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<v Speaker 5>He did do that, Maggie. We're all in agreement, and

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<v Speaker 5>even Patrick is that he went too far with that.

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<v Speaker 5>We want to reel it back so much. So, what

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<v Speaker 5>do you think about getting your tattoos removed? Together?

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<v Speaker 2>And we will pay for that, make it something else.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's erase all of the past and start a happy,

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<v Speaker 5>brand new future.

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<v Speaker 4>With Patrick for both of those too.

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<v Speaker 2>Patrick, don't come off as cheap right now, Okay, Well.

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<v Speaker 5>Brooke Herrety spent his one hundred dollars bill on the

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<v Speaker 5>waiter already, so we probably should step in, Maggie, what

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<v Speaker 5>do you think?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, wow, all the effort, but it's going.

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<v Speaker 4>To be it of for me.

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<v Speaker 5>I kind of know why her ex boyfriend left her

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<v Speaker 5>now after hearing this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, jeff you.

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<v Speaker 5>Assume he's fun. He's spontaneous, he tried, Patrick, do you

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<v Speaker 5>and me want to You want to get a beer

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<v Speaker 5>with me sometime?

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<v Speaker 4>Dude? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to see infinity when it comes to

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<v Speaker 1>work up work next week.

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<v Speaker 5>We're gonna get the tattoos that you have to like

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<v Speaker 5>press your bodies together in order for them to make

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<v Speaker 5>one giant thing. Yeah, one che eat, ok Patrick, that.

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<v Speaker 4>Might be a little weird, a little like too much

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<v Speaker 4>for me.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I'm the weird one now, I'm not. Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 5>the Morning Man. I am so disappointed real honestly.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, you really thought that was going to turn out differently.

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<v Speaker 5>I just feel like men are constantly trying to put

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<v Speaker 5>an extra effort to show that they care about these women.

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<v Speaker 5>They want to stand out, and they get roasted for

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<v Speaker 5>it on our show. Every single time.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the thing. All she wanted him to do was

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<v Speaker 2>be himself.

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<v Speaker 5>She didn't say that, did not She said that, not

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<v Speaker 5>before the date, after the fact she said it.

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<v Speaker 2>She said it during the date. She said, you're trying

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<v Speaker 2>too hard. Just be you, honestly, do you not listen

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<v Speaker 2>to anything people say?

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<v Speaker 5>Really? I blame myself for this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all about you.

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<v Speaker 5>I am not being wild and spontaneous enough in these

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<v Speaker 5>calls to make the other men appear more normal.

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<v Speaker 2>I see, that's my job.

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<v Speaker 5>Although I did ask the guy to grab a beer

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<v Speaker 5>and get matching butt tattoos with me at the end,

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<v Speaker 5>so maybe I am growing.

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<v Speaker 2>You got turned down though.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's a rough day for everybody, so I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>We're still willing to help you out, but let's give

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<v Speaker 5>guys some credit for effort.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah ladies, sure, yeah, half the room.

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<v Speaker 5>We will call the person. We'll put in the effort

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<v Speaker 5>by calling that person who's not calling you back. So

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<v Speaker 5>email the show if you feel like you need a

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<v Speaker 5>little bit of help and go check out all of

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<v Speaker 5>our second dates where you get your podcasts at Brook

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<v Speaker 5>and Jeffrey