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Speaker 1: It's Burg and Jeffrey in the morning, and in the

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Speaker 1: thirty straight minutes of NonStop physical pain. Oh that's a backfire.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna hear what happened in just a second. But

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Speaker 1: Mean, speaking of unconventional ways to meet someone, Amber commented

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Speaker 2: The patient's on the man for staying that long.

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Speaker 3: And how did he.

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Speaker 4: Stay in it?

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Speaker 2: So many questions, Oh, that's awesome when they get there, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: It's like, yes, they're two hours late.

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Speaker 2: J Yeah, floursmeil is no joke? What about six?

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Speaker 1: Why don't we go that far? All right, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: start your second date right now.

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Speaker 5: Second date up date Text to se And this is

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Speaker 5: for the guys out there, What is the craziest thing

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Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, And I'll ask

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Speaker 5: jose hose craziest spontaneous thing that you've ever done for

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Speaker 5: a girl on the first date. There was one time,

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Speaker 5: gave him You're dangerous, Jo. Look out my street flower vendors.

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Speaker 5: how you doing many?

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Speaker 4: Hey guys, thanks for having me on. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Is it normal for you to get spontaneous on a

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Speaker 4: Not even remotely?

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Speaker 5: Dude, I've got to like you. I feel like I overplanned, though.

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Speaker 2: I don't like that this didn't turn out the way

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Speaker 1: To because she's not calling you back because you need

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Speaker 5: So what was it that caused this feeling inside of

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Speaker 4: So I basically I met this girl named Maggie and

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Speaker 4: I had to double down. I was like, what are

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Speaker 5: Going to give it to her, Jose, did you not

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Speaker 4: I said, you're doing such a great job. I just

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Speaker 5: You robbed the tattoo store. Wow, I got him.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I should let her pick it out.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, yeah, mission accomplished. You proved it there.

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Speaker 5: I mean, if I'm in that situation and I'm the girl,

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Speaker 5: Or is there more? He's like, then I cut off

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Speaker 4: Okay No, I walked her home and and that was it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, obviously you really really wanted to impress her.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't you know she wasn't trying to bully you.

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Speaker 1: She was trying to tell you to just like jose said,

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Speaker 2: You For a girl you kind of.

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Speaker 5: Like yeah, and so now we're gonna do even more

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Speaker 5: spontaneity when we spontaneously call her and ask her why

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Speaker 2: Well, it's very planned to do it every.

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Speaker 5: Well, she's not going to expect it. She's gonna be like, wow,

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Speaker 1: We all have to get matching Infinity tattoos by the

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Speaker 2: And we will do it.

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Speaker 5: We will get the tattoo gun out for your second

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Speaker 5: Some people get spontaneous on a date by skinny dipping,

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Speaker 5: skinny dipping. Is this the nude car? There's no plastic

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Speaker 2: Why does it take so long for you to get kicked?

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Speaker 5: People like what they see you, but not for our listener, Patrick.

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Speaker 5: He proved that he was spontaneous. He tried by eating

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Speaker 2: How small is it? Can we ask?

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Speaker 5: But the whole reason that he did it is because

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Speaker 5: Maggie kept doubting his spontaneous nature, so he had to

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Speaker 2: Just a tattoo gun in the background.

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Speaker 5: I'm getting your name.

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Speaker 4: Trust me. I'm so over trying to be spontaneously. I

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Speaker 2: There it is.

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Speaker 4: I'm boring, and that's okay.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you want to boring, you're not.

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Speaker 5: Just don't say that because I was going to prove

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Speaker 5: how boring he don't say that. Just accept you are

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Speaker 1: I prefer a guy who doesn't need flowers anyways.

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Speaker 5: Let's see what Maggie has to say. It may have

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Speaker 2: Wait to hear her side of the state and her

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Speaker 5: It has to do with the spontane there's no way

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Speaker 6: Hello.

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Speaker 5: Hey, is this Maggie.

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Speaker 6: Guess who is speaching?

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Speaker 5: My name is jeff from a radio show called Brook

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Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Him, Maggie, the whole show's here.

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Speaker 5: Good morning, Maggie.

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Speaker 6: Hi guys, what is this about?

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Speaker 5: Okay, this is about your love life?

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Speaker 6: Oh okay, if you say that? Does he say so?

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Speaker 5: I do say so.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear how you described this date.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because we're doing a segment called Second Date Update.

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Speaker 5: We're trying to help Patrick out and figure out if

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Speaker 5: there was something weird about the date, if there was

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Speaker 6: He's confused why we haven't met up again?

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Speaker 5: Well, yeah, he did tell us a little bit. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: there was some highlights that were brought up.

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Speaker 1: Confused, some spontaneous moments that happened.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I don't even know how to go

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Speaker 2: This, but should we start with a flower at the table?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: It was like a fun flirting manter and then he

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Speaker 4: Like a man, like shocked and appalled.

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Speaker 6: I'm confused. I don't know what to do, so all

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Speaker 6: I do is laugh. But that's like permission to keep going.

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Speaker 4: Oh is it?

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 5: Because? Is it because he didn't put ketchup on the flower?

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Speaker 2: Is that what it was?

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Speaker 5: No, but you're saying your nervous laughter kind of opened

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Speaker 2: It's like my seven year old.

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Speaker 6: I was uncomfortable.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, but it was pretty impressive. When he tipped

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Speaker 5: one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 6: It was strange, to say the least.

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Speaker 2: Why was that strange.

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Speaker 6: It was strange because it's like, that's not how you

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Speaker 6: act in a restaurant. That's not I mean, I wasn't

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Speaker 5: All right, okay, fair, we.

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Speaker 1: Can say that, but you're still there, like you, I mean,

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Speaker 1: you guys are still going on the day. It's not

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Speaker 6: Do you even like, how would you leave that situation?

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Speaker 2: You can't walk out the door, would you? No? Okay,

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Speaker 5: But let's talk about the tattoo that he got at

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Speaker 5: the end of the day. Can we skip to that.

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Speaker 5: We're all dying. What do you want to know? On

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Speaker 5: a scale of one to ten, how badly did you

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Speaker 5: want to say I love you.

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Speaker 6: Right when you literally because of infinity? That was just

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Speaker 6: like actually insane.

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Speaker 5: You didn't like it. It's funny you said that because

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Speaker 5: we heard it was an infinity tattoo, so negative infinity. Wow,

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Speaker 5: that's like matching soulmates.

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Speaker 1: Really yeah, no, you're waiting outside of tattoo parlor for

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Speaker 6: I honestly I had no idea what was happening.

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Speaker 2: You were dead.

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Speaker 6: When he came out side with the tattoo that I had,

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Speaker 6: I like wanted to scream because he even asked me

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Speaker 6: it removed because I had with my axe, because there was.

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Speaker 2: A matching tattoo that you had with your ax. Is

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Speaker 2: that what you just said?

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Speaker 5: Yes, dude, Oh my god. Well now you don't have

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Speaker 5: to get it removed because it matches with your new boyfriend.

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Speaker 6: No, sooner.

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Speaker 5: Oh god.

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Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy to say that two men in your

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Speaker 2: Tattoo?

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Speaker 6: They're not both in my life?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah, I mean it's like your exit mark, everything

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Speaker 5: Well, they're not. They're not totally out of your life

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Speaker 5: yet either, because here's something that's kind of spontaneous and fun.

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Speaker 5: Patrick has been waiting on the other line, listening, wanting

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Speaker 6: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 5: Really, yeah, I think he's still there, Patrick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, God, as if that tattoo story could I thought

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Patrick, how do you feel about your tattoo?

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Speaker 4: Now not not so great. Uh, I'm not what to say.

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Speaker 4: That is who? But you know what I hate You're

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Speaker 4: that your ex was not as spontaneous as I am.

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Speaker 6: Right, Oh God, still keep going with that whole thing.

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Speaker 6: It's like it's not a joke anymore. It's kind of

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Speaker 1: Okay, try and be boring now, that's what you said

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Speaker 1: you were gonna do, right, Like, that's what your goal was,

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Speaker 1: to be yourself and show her who.

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Speaker 2: You really are.

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Speaker 4: No, absolutely, I was. I was. That was a really

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Speaker 4: a real bad joke.

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Speaker 5: Okay, he's a jokes that he doesn't jokes.

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Speaker 2: I think he's uncomfortable. I feel best.

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Speaker 4: So, Maggie, I gotta ask, like, was your exploring? What

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Speaker 6: I don't even have to tell you. You like didn't even

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Speaker 4: That's true.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what went on?

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Speaker 5: And sat down and just witnessed a lot.

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Speaker 1: Of weird When we talked to him before we were

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Speaker 1: and he said he just wanted to be himself and

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he should have just admitted. Maybe he's not misrespontaneity.

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Speaker 4: I'm not, I swear.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I think he's a really nice guy. I

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Speaker 2: Okay, And I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I think there are a lot of assumptions that were

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Speaker 6: made and I didn't like it, and I don't have

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Speaker 5: So you're selfish, that's my god, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: No, she has boundaries. Boundaries, there's what those are called.

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Speaker 5: Brook. The point is we're trying to help our listener

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Speaker 5: Patrick get together with this woman that he really liked

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Speaker 5: and made a lot of effort to try and impress.

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Speaker 5: He did do that, Maggie. We're all in agreement, and

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Speaker 5: We want to reel it back so much. So, what

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Speaker 2: And we will pay for that, make it something else.

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Speaker 5: Let's erase all of the past and start a happy,

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Speaker 4: With Patrick for both of those too.

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Speaker 2: Patrick, don't come off as cheap right now, Okay, Well.

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Speaker 5: Brooke Herrety spent his one hundred dollars bill on the

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Speaker 5: waiter already, so we probably should step in, Maggie, what

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 6: Okay, wow, all the effort, but it's going.

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Speaker 4: To be it of for me.

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Speaker 5: I kind of know why her ex boyfriend left her

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Speaker 2: Oh God, jeff you.

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Speaker 5: Assume he's fun. He's spontaneous, he tried, Patrick, do you

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Speaker 5: and me want to You want to get a beer

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Speaker 4: Dude? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I can't.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to see infinity when it comes to

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Speaker 1: work up work next week.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna get the tattoos that you have to like

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Speaker 4: Might be a little weird, a little like too much

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm the weird one now, I'm not. Jeffrey in

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Speaker 5: the Morning Man. I am so disappointed real honestly.

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Speaker 2: Really, you really thought that was going to turn out differently.

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Speaker 5: I just feel like men are constantly trying to put

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Speaker 5: They want to stand out, and they get roasted for

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing. All she wanted him to do was

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Speaker 5: She didn't say that, did not She said that, not

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Speaker 2: She said it during the date. She said, you're trying

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Speaker 5: Really? I blame myself for this.

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Speaker 2: It's all about you.

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Speaker 5: I am not being wild and spontaneous enough in these

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Speaker 2: I see, that's my job.

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Speaker 5: Although I did ask the guy to grab a beer

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Speaker 5: and get matching butt tattoos with me at the end,

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Speaker 5: so maybe I am growing.

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Speaker 2: You got turned down though.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a rough day for everybody, so I don't know.

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Speaker 5: We're still willing to help you out, but let's give

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Speaker 3: Yeah ladies, sure, yeah, half the room.

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Speaker 5: We will call the person. We'll put in the effort

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Speaker 5: by calling that person who's not calling you back. So

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Speaker 5: email the show if you feel like you need a

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Speaker 5: little bit of help and go check out all of

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Speaker 5: our second dates where you get your podcasts at Brook

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Speaker 5: and Jeffrey